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Ever since jotanicki became canon, Dio has been looking for a new lover,,, someone ‘better’ than Nicki—so he can one up jotaro. So he opened up Snapchat and saw that Vanilla Ice posted about going to a Cardi B concert. “what in the bloody hell is a cardi b” so he went to safari and he finds that cardi b and Nicki Minaj are enimes. “oh yeah mate this is bloody perfect i’ll definitely one up Jotaro with her” so he went back to snapchat and started to ask vanilla ice about the cardi b concerta week later and its the day of the cardi b concert which is being held at a small town called jojotwt. Dio was able to find someone to forge a VIP backstage ticket. but the problem was he needed to find them “hmmm i believe their name was teeger user @wekapipogender and she said she was at the entrance, that shouldn't be too hard to find…” as soon as he say that he bumps into someone who is holding a poster that says ‘#freefootfungusspray #freegina #freemyyxini #freenara’ “ay cuh watch where you going” the 5’9 swag monster who just wants their twitter account back says.
“these people just get weirder and weirder as society progresses” dio thinks to himself. Then he manages to find teeger user @wekapipogender with the vip backstage ticket “THIS BETTER WORK SMALL HUMAN” dio yells at the teeger user @wekapipogender and then swagilly walks to the backstage area. “Hm is this it? I guess this is where I, DIO meet my one true love”
He finally gets to the backstage VIP and theres a line. It was about 7 people long. But finally he got to the front “Next” a cool voice calls. Dio came face to face with the super duper cool twitter artist @T0XICJOJO aka T0X. T0X checks dios ticket “hmmmm this seems legit to me” and lets dio in the room. Dio walks in a observes the room carefully cause he cant be caught lackin by a Joestar 💯 then suddenly a super swagy person named Ace walked up to him “hey buddy want some chips” Dio just ignored stink 😢 Ace sighed and walked away “My beans on bread Jojotwt citizens are so weird” and he walked to a empty couch and sat down.
Then she walks in, the love of dios life, THE Cardi b. Then they lock eyes, its like dio feels human again.
He found the oneChapter 1 over