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To: Minsu, Sungjun
From: Onejunn
Okay, which one of you fuckers broke all the shit on the floor this time??To: Minsu
From: Sungjun
shit he got home before us what do we doTo: Sungjun
From: Minsu
i got this To: Onejunn
From: Minsu
what are you talking about hyung sungjun and i have been out all dayTo: Minsu
From: Onejunn
You're not fooling me Kim Minsu, no one else has been home, Sunwoo and Suwoong went to Namsan while YOU TWO slept in.To: Onejunn
From: Minsu
...To: Onejunn
From: Minsu
okay fine so what if we broke sunwoo's favorite lamp it's not like he can't replace it To: Minsu, Sungjun
From: Onejunn
You two are both dead when you get home To: Minsu
From: Sungjun
I THOUGHT U SAID U GOT THISTo: Sungjun
From: Minsu
I TRIED OKAYTo: Sungjun
From: Minsu
okay but he just said sunwoo and suwoong went to namsan???? what are they doing in namsan To: Sunwoo
From: Suwoong
hyungggg where are you ;O; To: Suwoong
From: Sunwoo
I'm in the gift shop, where did you go?To: Sunwoo
From: Suwoong
um... i saw a cute dog so i stopped to pet it and i think i lost you ;A;To: Sunwoo
From: Suwoong
the dog was really cute though ^O^To: Suwoong
From: Sunwoo
Where are you????To: Suwoong
From: Sunwoo
Suwoong?To: Suwoong
From: Sunwoo
Suwoongie??? To: Onejunn
From: Sunwoo
Hyung, I think I lost SuwoongTo: Sunwoo
From: Onejunn
Oh my fucking god To: Sunwoo
From: Suwoong
hyung i love uTo: Suwoong
From: Sunwoo
What??To: Sunwoo
From: Suwoong
i love u!!!To: Suwoong
From: Suwoong
I...????To: Sunwoo
From: Suwoong
OMG HYUNG DISREGARD THOSE MESSAGESTo: Suwoong
From: Sunwoo
I'm really confused To: Sungjun
From: Suwoong
PARK SUNGJUN!!!!!!!!!To: Suwoong
From: Sungjun
hey where's the "hyung" thereTo: Sungjun
From: Suwoong
HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY PHONE????!!!To: Suwoong
From: Sungjun
don't ask me i didn't do itTo: Sungjun
From: Suwoong
YOU'RE A TERRIBLE LIAR HYUNG >:(To: Suwoong
From: Sungjun
actually i don't even know what ur talking about what did i doTo: Sungjun
From: Suwoong
YOU TEXTED SUNWOO HYUNG "I LOVE YOU" FROM MY PHONE!!! To: Suwoong
From: Sungjun
ayy lmaoTo: Sungjun
From: Suwoong
NO "AYY LMAO" ONLY PAIN!! JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU GET BACK FROM THE PRACTICE ROOMS!!!! >:(((To: Sungjun
From: Suwoong
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN TO SUNWOO HYUNGGGTo: Suwoong
From: Sungjun
just tell him u weren't kidding we all know it's truTo: Sungjun
From: Suwoong
I CAN'T!!! AHHH I HATE YOU HYUNG //A\\ To: Minsu
From: Sungjun
yesterday was onejunn hyung who wanted to kill us today it's suwoong everyone hates usTo: Sungjun
From: Minsu
no they just hate you To: Suwoong
From: Sunwoo
Suwoongie, what were those texts earlier about?To: Suwoong
From: Sunwoo
Suwoongie..... To: Suwoong
From: Sunwoo
Please answer me Suwoongie...To: Suwoong
From: Sunwoo
I'm going to your room if you don't answer me, please don't ignore meTo: Suwoong
From: Sunwoo
I'm going to your room now To: Group text (Onejunn, Minsu, Sunwoo, Sungjun, Suyoung)
From: Suwoong
HYUNG AND I ARE DATING NOW!!!! <33333To: Group text
From: Minsu
you and sunwoo? you mean you weren't alreadyTo: Group text
From: Onejunn
I don't remember giving permission for this... Suwoong, you're too much of a baby to date even if it's Sunwoo and he doesn't even have the courage to lick an envelope.To: Group text
From: Sunwoo
What is that supposed to mean??To: Group text
From: Suyoung
okay lil bro I have no idea who or what you're talking abt but congrats i guessTo: Group text
From: Suyoung
btw don't forget abt condoms kidTo: Group text
From: Sungjun
UR FUCKIGN WELCOME LEE SUWOONGTo: Group text
From: Sungjun
also u should change ur passcode sunwoo's birthday isn't going to keep anyone out trust me
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To: Group textFrom: Suwoong（≧∇≦）(*^◯^*) To: Group textFrom: OnejunnWhatTo: Group textFrom: Sungjunhe found the japanese emoticons this is ur cue to block himTo: Group textFrom: Suwoongo(^▽^)o let's go somewhere today!! ( ^ω^ )To: Group textFrom: SunwooSure, where do you want to go? To: Group textFrom: Minsuoh ew hyung get your coupleness out of hereTo: Group text From: SunwooI just asked where he wants to go!To: Group text From: Suwoongyeah leave sunwoo hyung alone (￣^￣)ゞyou're just jealous because you don't have a boyfriend To: Group textFrom: Minsuum no i am not jealous i am perfectly fine independent To: Group textFrom: Sungjunwait hold the fuck up what do u mean independent???To: Group textFrom: OnejunnWell, this is interesting. Someone get me some popcorn. To: MinsuFrom: Sungjunfuckin rudeTo: SungjunFrom: Minsushould have put a ring on it, i'm sexy free and single now your ideas were all terrible and i'm sick of getting my ass beat because of themTo: MinsuFrom: Sungjunexcuse meTo: MinsuFrom: Sungjunmy ideas are BRILLIANT To: SungjunFrom: Minsuremember when you put chili peppers in suwoong's ramen and he cried and sunwoo and onejunn yelled their asses off at usTo: MinsuFrom: Sungjunok but u were involved in that too u wanted to do it To: SungjunFrom: Minsuyou once convinced yugyeom from got7 to try your part in the beginning of dress up because you wanted to see if you could switch places and he had to go to the fucking hospitalTo: MinsuFrom: Sungjunthat was ONE TIMETo: SungjunFrom: Minsuyou challenged casper from cross gene to an arm wrestling contestTo: MinsuFrom: Sungjunyeah i was curiousTo: SungjunFrom: Minsuand you asked for a rematch TWENTY TIMESTo: SungjunFrom: Minsui'm pretty sure he and their manager have all our numbers blocked nowTo: MinsuFrom: Sungjunok but none of this warrants u breaking up with meTo: SungjunFrom: MinsuWE WEREN'T EVEN DATING IN THE FIRST PLACETo: MinsuFrom: Sungjunwell we kind of were To: SungjunFrom: Minsu..... are you in your roomTo: MinsuFrom: Sungjunyeah whyTo: Minsu From: SungjunwaitTo: MinsuFrom: Sungjunwait fuckTo: MinsuFrom: Sungjunno To: OnejunnFrom: SunwooUm... I think Sungjun and Minsu are having lovehate sex again, can I go out for a bitTo: SunwooFrom: OnejunnYes, and take Suwoong with you to protect his virginal baby ears.To: OnejunnFrom: SunwooRight, about that...To: SunwooFrom: OnejunnOH MY GOD CHOI SUNWOO WHAT DID YOU DO TO OUR MAKNAE WHILE I WAS OUTTo: OnejunnFrom: SunwooI didn't do anything!! It's just that... they're in Sungjun's room and Suwoong's room is right next to it...To: SunwooFrom: OnejunnOh jesus christ. To: Group text (Minsu, Sungjun)From: OnejunnI hope you fucking rabbits enjoyed yourselves because I guarantee you that was the last time in your short lives you'll have the chance.To: Group textFrom: Minsui'm confused To: Group text From: Minsuand terrified why am i always confused and terrified these daysTo: Group textFrom: Sungjunbecause we live in the same house as jo wonjunTo: Group textFrom: OnejunnYou two just scarred our poor maknae for life because whenever you get in an argument you solve the problem by fucking like dogs, I have half a mind to kick you both out onto the streetsTo: Group textFrom: Minsubut then you wouldn't have any rappers in your group lmaoTo: Group textFrom: Sungjunwait what do u mean scarred suwoong for life To: Group textFrom: OnejunnYOU TWO ARE LOUD AND SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN OTHER PEOPLE LIVE IN THIS HOUSE AND IN THE ROOMS NEXT TO YOURS.To: Group textFrom: Sungjunoh To: SuwoongFrom: Sungjunlmao sorry To: SungjunFrom: Suwoongwhat for? ~(・・？））To: SuwoongFrom: Sungjunyknow... earlier todayTo: SungjunFrom: Suwoongthis morning? (・・?)To: SuwoongFrom: Sungjunme and minsu...To: SungjunFrom: Suwoongyou and minsu what? ( ? _ ? )To: SuwoongFrom: Sungjunare you really going to make me say thisTo: SungjunFrom: Suwoong(^_−)−☆To: SuwoongFrom: Sungjunyou know what never mind To: OnejunnFrom: Suwoongsungjun hyung's a chicken d(￣ ￣) he won't just say that he and minsu hyung were fucking earlierTo: SuwoongFrom: OnejunnI'm very sorry you had to hear that.To: OnejunnFrom: Suwoonghyung, i'm an extremely attractive twenty year old boy, i guarantee you i've seen worse (￣ー￣ )To: SuwoongFrom: OnejunnI... I don't know if I want to ask.To: OnejunnFrom: Suwoongthen you probably shouldn't (･･;) you would probably be mad at me like you're mad at minsu hyung and sungjun hyung all the time To: SuwoongFrom: OnejunnOkay now that you say that I want to know. What have you been up to, Lee Suwoong?To: OnejunnFrom: Suwoongnothing hyung (^◇^;)To: SuwoongFrom: OnejunnI'm keeping an eye on you, now.To: OnejunnFrom: Suwoongyou can't keep an eye on incognito mode!!（≧∇≦）To: SuwoongFrom: OnejunnWHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO LEE SUWOONG?? To: SunwooFrom: OnejunnYOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS DAMN GROUP I CAN TRUST.To: OnejunnFrom: SunwooUm... thanks...??
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To: Suwoong
From: Sunwoo
Congratulations on your medal, Suwoongie!To: Sunwoo
From: Suwoong
thanks hyung（＾∇＾）To: Suwoong
From: Sunwoo
Of course <3To: Suwoong
From: Sunwoo
But, um... about that picture you posted on Instagram with Jungkook...To: Sunwoo
From: Suwoong
oh, that (⌒-⌒; )To: Sunwoo
From: Suwoong
i didn't really mean it hyung... To: Sunwoo
From: Suwoong
...To: Sunwoo
From: Suwoong
hyung? To: Group text (Onejunn, Sungjun, Minsu)
From: Sunwoo
What do those Bangtan Boys have that I don't??To: Group text
From: Sungjun
damn is choi sunwoo actually jealous? To: Group text
From: Minsu
LMAO is this because of isac? suwoong was whining about u not being there half the time when he wasn't sucking up to jin u knowTo: Group text
From: Onejunn
Oh for fuck's sake. ALL HE DID WAS CAPTION HIS SELCA "DATE WITH KOOKIE ALL DAY" THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU.To: Group text
From: Sungjun
yeah he definitely likes u way too much he was bothering me about it for WEEKS before u guys finally got ur shit togetherTo: Group text
From: Sunwoo
... Are you guys sure?To: Group text
From: Onejunn
Suwoong is in my room clinging onto my arm right now sulking, I'm pretty sure. To: Group text
From: Sunwoo
He is??To: Group text
From: Onejunn
Yeah, lucky for you he's too busy whimpering "Sunwoo hyung is mad at me" into my sleeve to read my texts.To: Group text
From: Sunwoo
Oh my godTo: Group text
From: Minsu
go, hyung, save your bratty bf To: Group text
From: Onejunn
Says the brat. To: Minsu
From: Sungjun
dudeTo: Sungjun
From: Minsu
whatTo: Minsu
From: Sungjun
u know how u mentioned suwoong sucking up to jin at isacTo: Sungjun
From: Minsu
yeah...?To: Minsu
From: Sungjun
i don't know how he has my number but he just texted me asking for suwoong's number because he didn't get it and asked if i know where he isTo: Sungjun
From: Minsu
oh fuckTo: Minsu
From: Sungjun
WHAT DO WE DOTo: Minsu
From: Sungjun
HE WANTS OUR SUWOONGTo: Sungjun
From: Minsu
OH HELL NOTo: Minsu
From: Sungjun
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHINGTo: Sungjun
From: Minsu
GIVE ME HIS NUMBER To: Jin
From: Minsu
YOU CAN'T HAVE HIMTo: Minsu
From: Jin
Sorry, who is this...?To: Jin
From: Minsu
YOU CAN'T HAVE OUR SUWOONGTo: Minsu
From: Jin
Oh, is this one of Suwoongie's friends? I'm sorry, I just texted Sungjun because I didn't have Suwoong's number and I need to contact him, was there a misunderstanding?To: Jin
From: Minsu
YOU To: Jin
From: Minsu
CAN'TTo: Jin
From: Minsu
HAVETo: Jin
From: Minsu
HIMTo: Minsu
From: Jin
........To: Minsu
From: Jin
I, uh... really don't know what you're trying to say at this point but, uh...To: Jin
From: Minsu
STAY AWAY FROM OUR SUWOONG To: Sunwoo
From: Sungjun
THEY WANT OUR SUWOONG DON'T LET THEM TAKE HIMTo: Sungjun
From: Sunwoo
Who?To: Sunwoo
From: Sungjun
THE BANGTAN BOYS THEY WANT OUR SUWOONGTo: Sungjun
From: Sunwoo
What??To: Sunwoo
From: Sungjun
WE CAN'T LET THEM HAVE HIMTo: Sungjun
From: Sunwoo
Where is he??To: Sunwoo
From: Sungjun
WHOTo: Sungjun
From: Sunwoo
Suwoong, who else??To: Sunwoo
From: Sungjun
UM......To: Sungjun
From: Sunwoo
Oh my god To: Onejunn
From: Sunwoo
Hyung, where's Suwoong??To: Sunwoo
From: Onejunn
I thought you two went out together...?To: Onejunn
From: Sunwoo
No, he wandered out a little while ago and I thought he was just getting something to eat or something and he hasn't come back and Sungjun says BTS wants him, where is he???To: Sunwoo
From: Onejunn
What.To: Onejunn
From: Sunwoo
Where is Suwoongie??To: Sunwoo
From: Onejunn
What do you mean BTS wants him?To: Onejunn
From: Sunwoo
ARGHHHTo: Sunwoo
From: Onejunn
Wow, I have literally never seen you this distressed. I'm sure he's fine, calm down.To: Sunwoo
From: Onejunn
Um... It's been five minutes and I haven't gotten a reply, you haven't burst a blood vessel, have you? To: Onejunn
From: Jin
Hi, this is Jin from Bangtan Boys, sorry to bother you, but your friend is at our door asking for Jungkook and he won't leave. Could you come get him, if you're not busy?To: Jin
From: Onejunn
Suwoong?To: Onejunn
From: Jin
Um, yeah.To: Jin
From: Onejunn
So that's where the kid went. Yeah, I'll come get him, everyone else here is freaking out because they don't know where he is.To: Onejunn
From: Jin
Okay, thanks, sorry to inconvenience you.To: Jin
From: Onejunn
No problem, if you hear screaming outside later, don't worry about it.To: Onejunn
From: Jin
I won't, it won't be anything new around this dorm, trust me. To: Suwoong
From: Onejunn
Sunwoo is about to have a heart attack and Minsu and Sungjun are plotting the destruction of the entirety of Big Hit Entertainment, I hope running off to visit your friend was worth it, kid.To: Onejunn
From: Suwoong
no it wasn't, jin hyung didn't let me in（；＿；）he always lets me in when i visit...To: Suwoong
From: Onejunn
Probably because you didn't tell ANYONE where you were going??To: Onejunn
From: Suwoong
that's a good point!To: Suwoong
From: Onejunn
Well I'm coming to haul your ass back here and get you to apologize to everyone, so say sorry to Jin for being an annoying kid and get ready to go.To: Suwoong
From: Onejunn
Also, apologize to him on Minsu's behalf, because I just found out the ass was yelling at him because they all thought you were getting taken by BTS or something.To: Onejunn
From: Suwoong
uh... okay Σ(￣。￣ﾉ)ﾉ To: Group text (Minsu, Sungjun)
From: Onejunn
You two are fucking grounded and your texting privileges are revoked for two weeks.To: Group text
From: Minsu
WHAT??To: Group text
From: Sungjun
WHYTo: Group text
From: Onejunn
I just said texting privileges revoked, what are you doing still bothering me?To: Group text
From: Minsu
this isn't fairTo: Group text
From: Onejunn
Life isn't fair, kid, get used to it.