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[PoPiPa’s group chat]

Kasumi

Guys, guys, I have an idea!

Arisa

No

Kasumi

You haven’t even heard it…

Arisa

Does it involve me?

Kasumi

Yes!

Arisa

Then hard pass

Kasumi

So meannnnnn

Rimirin

Kasumi-chan, what’s your idea?

Arisa

DON’T ENGAGE HER

O-Tae

?

Kasumi

Rimi, O-Tae, good morning!

Kasumi

My idea is

Kasumi

We make a group chat with all of our band friends!

Kasumi

For any future sparkling, heart-pounding performance!

Rimirin

Oh

O-Tae

Hmmm

Arisa

No!

Kasumi

Wee?

Arisa

You’re just gonna bother them all day!

Arisa

And a group chat with more people means you’re gonna spend more time online

Arisa

Not your study

Arisa

Remember the last time you and O-Tae almost broke the band cause you guys failed your math tests?

Arisa

So no!

Arisa

The same to you, Rimi and O-Tae!

Arisa

Forming a group chat with so many people is just gonna be messy anyway

Kasumi

Oh…

Rimirin

Oh…

O-Tae

Oh…

Saaya

Good morning everyone

Saaya

My my, Kasumi is already getting scold this early

Saaya

*pat pat*

Kasumi

Saaya T_T help

Saaya

Haha alright

Saaya

Arisa, take a deep breath

Saaya

Getting angry first thing in the morning is not good for your health

Arisa

They started it!

Arisa

Where were you?

Arisa

Leaving me alone with these idiots

O-Tae

Fuck you

Arisa

FUCK YOU

Rimirin

Waeee

Saaya

Calm down, both of you

Saaya

O-Tae, have you fed your rabbits yet?

Saaya

Arisa, actually Kasumi’s idea is great

Arisa

Not you too!

Saaya

Babe, hear me out first

Arisa

ashjgkshoginsn

Saaya

A group chat is a good way to talk to our friends

Arisa

YOUR friends

Saaya

OUR friends

Saaya

We can ask for tips about performance and band stuffs

Saaya

Didn’t you say you want to ask Rinko-senpai about her piano competition and Eve-chan about the keytar?

Arisa

…

Kasumi

Go go Saaya! Woof woof

Rimirin

[image of Rimi eating a choco cornet.jpg]

Rimirin

Breakfast!

O-Tae

[image of rabbits feeding on grass.jpg]

O-Tae

Breakfast!

Kasumi

That’s SO sparkling!

Rimirin

Thank you Kasumi-chan

O-Tae

No thank you

O-Tae

Back off!

Saaya

Anyway

Saaya

We’re with Kasumi most of the time outside of class

Saaya

We can monitor how much time she spends on her phone

Saaya

I can ask Asuka-chan to keep an eye on her at home too

Arisa

…

Saaya

And I would love to talk more with Tomoe

Saaya

Please?

Arisa

…

Saaya

Please, my cute little bonsai?

Arisa

asgshgosijgs

Arisa

Stop!

Arisa

FINE!

Kasumi

Woof woof hurray!

Arisa

BUT SHE’S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY!

O-Tae

Mood

Arisa

Screw you

O-Tae

Whipped

Arisa

SAAYA TAKE THIS ONE TOO BEFORE I KILL HER I SWEAR TO GOD!

Rimirin

Arisa-chan is so aggressive today

Rimirin

So scary

Saaya

How about I take all three of them?

Arisa

Yes!

Kasumi

#couplegoal

O-Tae

#couplegoal

Rimirin

#couplegoal

Saaya

But I do agree with Arisa

Saaya

A lot of people in one group chat can be messy

Arisa

They’re your problems now idc

Saaya

Let me ask Moca-chan to make a Discord server

Saaya

It will be better, I think

Saaya

Brb

Kasumi

Hooray

Kasumi

I have so much I want to ask Yukina-senpai!

Rimirin

My onee-chan said talking with other bands can improve our skills

O-Tae

I will kill anyone if they try to steal my boyfriend from me

Rimirin

Boyfriend?

Arisa

For the last time

Arisa

STOP referring to your rabbit as your boyfriend!
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

No moca no life

This is your captain speaking

No moca no life

Welcome everyone to the pit of hell

No moca no life

Mwahahahahah

Ran Mitake

Moca?

Sparkling star

Aye aye captain!

Cat Lover

So this is what hell looks like

Cat Lover

More colorful than I thought

No moca no life

Ah yes I assigned each of you your roles with different band colors

Lisa_chi~~

No Yukina this is a Discord server

Cat Lover

And it’s not hell?

Perish the thoughts

It is hell

Lisa_chi~~

No, Discord server is a place where people hang out, not hell

Cat Lover

People can’t hang out in hell?

DoneTM

First thing I saw in this server is Moca corrupting Yukina-senpai

DoneTM

Bad idea I told you Saaya

Big Udagawa

Moca what is this?

Demon Princess

Onee-chan!

Demon Princess

Good morning!

Big Udagawa

Yo what’s up Ako

Sparkling star

Saaya asked Moca to make a Discourse server so all of us can chat with each other!

Sparkling star

Disocrd

Sparkling star

Dsicord

Sparkling star

Disorder

Choco Choco no mint

So close there Kasumi-chan

Where’s Michelle?

Kasumi!

Sparkling star

Kokoro!

Onee-chan is the best!

This looks boppin’!

Onee-chan is the best!

@Sayo Hikawa

Onee-chan is the best!

@Sayo Hikawa

Onee-chan is the best!

@Sayo Hikawa

Sayo Hikawa

What is this

Sayo Hikawa

…

Sayo Hikawa

Hina, how many times do I have to tell you don’t start something stupid

Sayo Hikawa

I won’t help you get out of this one

Onee-chan is the best!

It’s not my idea!

Chisato_official

Hina shut the hell up

Chisato_official

You’re annoying

Onee-chan is the best!

Make me

Sayo Hikawa

Shirasagi-san?

Chisato_official

?

Chisato_official

Yes, Hikawa-san?

Sayo Hikawa

I apologize on behalf of my moronic sister for anything stupid she might have done, is doing, and will do in the future

Sayo Hikawa

That extends to everyone in the group here too

Onee-chan is the best!

My onee-chan loves me so much <3

Demon Princess

My onee-chan loves me more

Onee-chan is the best!

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Demon Princess

NO

Onee-chan is the best!

I WILL HAVE YOU EXPELLED FROM THE SCHOOL

Demon Princess

LIKE I GIVE A SHIT

Sayo Hikawa

Shut up, both of you

And if I ask for you hand?

Oh what is this

And if I ask for you hand?

So many little kittens

Uuhaha

Kaoru-senpai!

Uuhaha

Rimirin Kaoru-senpai is here!!!

Choco Choco no mint

<3 <3 <3

Uuhaha

Kaoru-senpai yes!

Uuhaha

A million times yes!

And if I ask for your hand?

?

And if I ask for your hand?

What are you talking about, kitten?

Chisato_official

Your name you idiot

And if I ask for your hand?

Chii-chan, why must you hurt me so?

Lisa_chi~~

What about Tomoe, Himari?

Big Udagawa

Huh, me?

Demon Princess

Why are you talking about onee-chan?

Uuhaha

!!!

Choco Choco no mint

You can have Tomoe, Kaoru-senpai can be mine!

No moca no life

Why choose when you can have both?

No moca no life

That is why we have two hands

Ran Mitake

Moca stay out of this

No moca no life

No

And if I ask for your hand?

A fight for a maiden’s heart?

And if I ask for your hand?

How fleeting

Big Udagawa

???

_bushido!

Did someone mention a fight?

_bushido!

To the death?

_bushido!

Bushido!

No moca no life

Calling dibs on Tomoe’s things when she loses and dies

Demon Princess

Onee-chan won’t lose!

No moca no life

How about I let you have her drums set?

Demon Princess

…

Demon Princess

Throw in the PS4 and we’ll talk

Poodle cuddle

Hello everyone!

Canon

Good morning everyone!

And if I ask for your hand?

More kittens, how exciting

Chisato_official

Stay the hell away from both of them!!!

DoneTM

Mood

Claustrophobic hoe

Chisato calm down you’re acting like a rabid chihuahua again

Sayo Hikawa

Chihuahua?

Sayo Hikawa

I thought you only have a golden retriever Shirasagi-san?

Sayo Hikawa

How is Leon by the way?

Chisato_official

At least there is someone civilized in this fucking mess

Chisato_official

Leon is great, thanks for asking Hikawa-san

Chisato_official

[video of Leon chasing a stick.mp4]

Where’s Michelle?

Hey Misaki does Michelle like sticks?

Perish the thoughts

No! She’s a bear, not a dog!

Hagu Hagumi

Are you sure?

Cat Lover

Michelle is not a dog?

Sayo Hikawa

Michelle is not a god?

Sayo Hikawa

*dog

Call me by bunny name

Michelle = God?

Perish the thoughts

Dear god please gives me patience

And if I ask for you hand

…Don’t you mean god please gives me strength?

Hagu Hagumi

Can Michelle give you strength instead?

Perish the thought

If god gives me strength, a lot of people in here would be fucking dead already!

RinRin

Yukina-san, Sayo-chan, we have talked about this ~(>_<~)

Call me by bunny name

Such selective memory

Call me by bunny name

Like my rabbits

Cat Lover

Rabbits?

Cat Lover

Do I look like a rabbit Lisa?

Lisa_chi~~

Okay you know what

Lisa_chi~~

Please get off your phone

Lisa_chi~~

Come down, it’s time for school ~~

RinRin

(#><)

RinRin

Sayo-chan, you too

RinRin

We have a student council meeting in half an hour

Sayo Hikawa

Ah yes

No moca no life

Lol Roselia’s whipped by their girlfriends confirmed

Ran Mitake

*whipped for

No moca no life

I said what I said

Ran Mitake

Apologize to them, now

No moca no life

No

Ran Mitake

One

No moca no life

No

Ran Mitake

Two

No moca no life

…

Ran Mitake

Two and a half

Ran Mitake

Apologize or I will tell Saaya to revoke your Yamabuki bread privilege

No moca no life

No

Ran Mitake

Lisa-san’s cookie and buns too

No moca no life

…

No moca no life

Fine

No moca no life

I’m sorry for saying the truth Minato-san, Hikawa-san

Ran Mitake

Moca!

Cat Lover

Whipped

Lisa_chi~~

Omg Yukina!

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Sparkling star

@Cat Lover

Sparkling star

@Cat Lover

Sparkling star

Yukina-senpai?

DoneTM

What’re you doing idiot???

DoneTM

I told you not to bother the senpai!

DoneTM

Especially Yukina-senpai

Sparkling star

I know but I have question to ask Yukina-senpai

No moca no life

?

Onee-chan is the best!

?

Claustrophobic hoe

You too?

Sparkling star

Me too what?

Claustrophobic hoe

You have questions for Yukina-san too?

_bushido!

Is your question a bushido?

No moca no life

Oh what’s this

No moca no life

Yukina Appreciation Day?

Impulse bread control

There is such a day?

And if I ask for your hand?

They’re Roselia so probably

And if I ask for your hand?

Anything is possible

Where’s Michelle?

Why don’t we have a Michelle Appreciation Day?

Perish the thoughts

Everyday is already Michelle Appreciation Day to you!

Sparkling star

Ohh we can have all kinds of Appreciation Day now?

Sparkling star

Arisa can we have Star Appreciation Day?

DoneTM

No!

DoneTM

What does Star Appreciation Day even mean?!

Tsugurific

Oh someone else interested in stars?

Sparkling star

Me!

Onee-chan is the best!

It’s not like that Tsugu-chan

Onee-chan is the best!

Kasumi’s star is different from ours

Tsugurific

Oh

Tsugurific

I thought you were talking about astronomy

Sparkling star

What does astronomy mean?

Tsugurific

Hi everyone!

Tsugurific

Sorry for the late intro, I was busy yesterday

Hagu Hagumi

How did the event turn out Tsugu?

Big Udagawa

Oh yeah your café had that latte art thing yesterday right?

Big Udagawa

Ako wouldn’t stop talking about it after she came home last night

Tsugurific

That’s right! We taught people how to make latte art in their coffee

_bushido!

There were lots of people

_bushido!

But none of them could compare to Kanon-san!

Perish the thoughts

That’s to be expected. Kanon-san has been drawing ever since she was a kid

Perish the thoughts

There’s no one as talented as her when it comes to art!

Perish the thoughts

And tea too!

Perish the thoughts

I like it when she gives me her signature cold tea whenever it was too hot outside and Michelle feels suffocating

Canon

Thank you Misaki-chan!

Canon

You just look hot sometimes

No moca no life

I bet she does

Canon

?

Perish the thoughts

You’re too good to me Kanon-san

Canon

^^

No moca no life

That’s gay

Ran Mitake

Moca! Why must you keep meddling into other people’s relationship like this!

Chisato_official

Kanon is in a relationship?

Chisato_official

With who?

Chisato_official

Ah…

Perish the thoughts

???

Chisato_official

If you make her cry Okusawa-san, I will bury you alive!

And if I ask for your hand?

Hello Chii-chan, what a good afternoon today isn’t it?

Chisato_official

No!

Canon

It’s not what it looks like Chisato-chan

Canon

There is nothing between me and Misaki-chan

Perish the thoughts

There is nothing?

Perish the thoughts

What’re you guys talking about?

Chisato_official

Really?

Chisato_official

DMs?

Canon

Yes please

Sparkling star

@Cat Lover

Sparkling star

@Cat Lover

Claustrophobic hoe

Gotta admire the persistance

Onee-chan is the best!

Kasumi-chan, onee-chan mentioned having band practice today

Onee-chan is the best!

Maybe try again in a few hours?

Ran Mitake

Yeah we passed them on our way out of Circle

Poodle cuddle

Is it urgent Kasumi-chan?

DoneTM

Everything is urgent with Kasumi, she’s annoying like that!

Sparkling star

Not really Aya-senpai!

Sparkling star

It’s something to do with being a vocalist!

Poodle cuddle

…

Ran Mitake

…

DoneTM

Baka!

DoneTM

You couldn’t ask literally any of the vocalists online right now?

Sparkling star

I could. But sorry Aya-senpai, I just think Yukina-senpai is the best person to go to with this

Sparkling star

It’s a very important question

Ran Mitake

Okay now I’m curious

Claustrophobic hoe

Same

DoneTM

I have a bad feeling about this

DoneTM

@Impulse bread control If anything happen, remember Kasumi is your responsibility!

No moca no life

I bet it’s something kinky

Ran Mitake

Shut up Moca

Hagu Hagumi

In the meantime

Hagu Hagumi

[image of a meal, curry with Kitazawa croquettes.jpg]

Hagu Hagumi

Itadakimasu!

Sparkling star

That looks delicious!

Perish the thoughts

That looks like a lot of calories…

Uuhaha

That looks like a lot of hours playing tennis to not gain weight…

Lisa_chi~~

Did someone mention tennis?

Sparkling star

Lisa-senpai!

Sparkling star

I have a question!

Lisa_chi~~

Sure ☆

Sparkling star

Does Yukina-senpai have abs?

Lisa_chi~~

ashowjgnag

Lisa_chi~~

WHY???

DoneTM

WHAT THE FUCK?!!

No moca no life

I WAS RIGHT IT WAS KINKY

Ran Mitake

Is this the super important question you have Kasumi???

Poodle cuddle

…

Hagu Hagumi

No wait I want to know too

Uuhaha

Me want know too!

Sayo Hikawa

May I ask why Imai-san just looked at her phone for one second and now is rolling on the floor coughing up water from her throat

Onee-chan is the best!

Onee-chan, did practice end already?

Sayo Hikawa

Yes Hina

Chisato_official

Scroll up Hikawa-san

Sayo Hikawa

Oh

Sayo Hikawa

…

Canon

Why do you need to know that Kasumi-chan?

Ran Mitake

What does having abs have to do with being a vocalist???

Sayo Hikawa

That’s highly inappropriate of you to ask Minato-san that, Toyama-san

DoneTM

@Impulse bread control Saaya come look at this I can’t handle this anymore!

Impulse bread control

What?

Impulse bread control

Kasumi what did I say about talking with the senpai?

Sparkling star

I have a good reason to!

Chisato_official

Do enlighten us then

Sparkling star

It’s because O-Tae said we need to run and do sport everyday to build up our strength

Sparkling star

Until we all have abs like hers

Sparkling star

I just wanna know if that’s really a requirement for a good vocalist

Sparkling star

Cause there’s no way I’m gonna do that

Ran Mitake

…

Poodle cuddle

…

DoneTM

@Call me by bunny name O-Tae look what you made Kasumi do!

Chisato_official

You could have asked literally ANYONE of us here that

Chisato_official

And we would happily tell you no that’s not a requirement

And if I ask for your hand?

It’s not?

Chisato_official

Fuck off Kaoru

Choco Choco no mint

Ano Kasumi-chan, why Yukina-senpai though?

Choco Choco no mint

Isn’t Kokoro the most likely to have abs among the vocalists?

Cat Lover

I do not have abs, Toyama-san

Sparkling star

Oh…

Cat Lover

But Lisa does

Lisa_chi~~

Yukina!

DoneTM

My God

Cat Lover

They are very firm

Cat Lover

I like to grind my teeth on them

Big Udagawa

asgoshtowtja

Ran Mitake

…

Claustrophobic hoe

Oh my god

Chisato_official

We do NOT need to know that Minato-san

No moca no life

No no

No moca no life

Keep going buddy, I’m liking this Yukina online thing

Uuhaha

Pics or it didn’t happen!

Ran Mitake

Himari!

Lisa_chi~~

Yukina no! Don’t you dare!

Onee-chan is the best!

Onee-chan has abs too!

DoneTM

Fuck me now

Sayo Hikawa

Hina!

No moca no life

@RinRin confirm?

Perish the thoughts

Everytime I open this chat, it keeps spiral further down to hell…

Onee-chan is the best!

We work out together sometimes, I know!

RinRin

What is it?

RinRin

…

RinRin

Ackk >.<

Impulse bread control

Rinko-senpai please just ignore everything

Cat Lover

That’s true. Sayo also has abs

No moca no life

LMFAO

DoneTM

Yukina-senpai???

Canon

Where is this? Who am I even? Is this an alternate universe?

Perish the thoughts

Did someone poison Roselia’s food today?!!

Sayo Hikawa

Minato-san???

Lisa_chi~~

YUKINA???

Ran Mitake

I don’t want to be the one asking this but

Ran Mitake

Is Minato-san on drug?

No moca no life

lol Roselia’s on the verge of cracking up

No moca no life

Quick, grab anyone you want!

Onee-chan is the best!

Onee-chan is mine!

Chisato_official

Can Hikawa-san be Pastel*Palettes’ instead?

Sparkling star

Then we will take Yukina-senpai!

DoneTM

No you shut the hell up!

DoneTM

It’s your fault they’re breaking up!

And if I ask for your hand?

Left to get a water and there’s already a bunch of messages clogging up the chat

And if I ask for your hand?

Someone sum it up?

Lisa_chi~~

Yukina?

Lisa_chi~~

Explain please?

Sayo Hikawa

Yes Minato-san, some explanation would be appreciated

Cat Lover

Oh

Cat Lover

Rinko told me about it

DoneTM

Rinko-senpai???

No moca no life

@RinRin busted

No moca no life

It’s always the quiet one I’m telling you

Cat Lover

And I saw Sayo’s abs during rehearsals sometimes

Cat Lover

Because Rinko kept looking at Sayo’s stomach so I thought there was something wrong first

Cat Lover

It was in summer I think, both you and Sayo were wearing very thin shirts

Cat Lover

It was hard to not notice anyway

Lisa_chi~~

…

Cat Lover

I’m sorry, should I not have said that?

Sayo Hikawa

…

Cat Lover

It’s just that Toyama-san was asking about having abs as a result of hard-working

Cat Lover

And you and Sayo are two of the most hard-working people I know

Cat Lover

It shows in your abs?

Poodle cuddle

Aww that’s so cute

No moca no life

No that’s gay

Lisa_chi~~

*sigh* you’re lucky I love you so much Yukina

Cat Lover

I know?

Cat Lover

I love you too

Perish the thoughts

So, just to be clear

Perish the thoughts

Roselia’s practice sessions are just Yukina-san and Rinko-senpai thirsting over their girlfriends’ abs

Perish the thoughts

What was Ako doing?

Big Udagawa

Being the cute, innocent, amazing drummer she is???

Demon Princess

What are you guys talking about?

Cat Lover

Regardless

Cat Lover

@Sparkling star?

Sparkling star

Yes Yukina-senpai?

Cat Lover

Regular exercise is important for us vocalists, especially our lung capacity

Cat Lover

You should listen to Hanazono-san

Sparkling star

Yes Yukina-senpai :(

Uuhaha

Back up back up

Uuhaha

I need pics of Lisa-senpai and Sayo-san’s abs

Uuhaha

Pronto

Sayo Hikawa

For what purposes?

Uuhaha

No reason…

Demon Princess

I can send you the links to some of the Dance club’s practice sessions?

Demon Princess

Lisa-nee was so cool! She was always at the front of the formation

No moca no life

Peak position for abs spotting

Uuhaha

Perfecto

Onee-chan is the best!

Onee-chan we have matching hard-working abs too!

Onee-chan is the best!

[image of Hina and Sayo in sport bras at the gym.jpg]

Sayo Hikawa

Hina! Delete that right away!

Uuhaha

Don’t!

Uuhaha

Those are proof of your shreddedness Sayo-san!

Uuhaha

I mean your hard-workingness!

Chisato_official

Jesus

Chisato_official

Someone get this girl a drink she’s thirsty af

Demon Princess

But doesn’t onee-chan has abs too Hii-chan?

Demon Princess

Why do you need to look at other people’s?

Uuhaha

!!!!!!!!

Big Udagawa

That’s just from playing the Taiko drums too much, Ako

Big Udagawa

Nothing to be noticed

Hagu Hagumi

Ako-chin: casually doing a service for the nation

Tsugurific

So each of the bands has at least one person with abs?

No moca no life

Oh fuck it’s Tsugu!

Big Udagawa

No!

Ran Mitake

Tsugu avert your eyes!

Uuhaha

I’m so sorry Tsugu for letting you see this…

Tsugurific

…

DoneTM

You guys realize she’s the same age as you right?

DoneTM

Not that innocent

DoneTM

Anyway

DoneTM

Abs are great and all but

DoneTM

Hear me out

DoneTM

Biceps are better

Canon

Preach!

No moca no life

Awoman to that

Call me by bunny name

Biceps are good

Call me by bunny name

You have taste

Cat Lover

Lisa has both

Call me by bunny name

You have double taste

Cat Lover

She can pick me up and pin me against the walls any time

Uuhaha

Now look who is the thirsty one here

Chisato_official

…

Claustrophobic hoe

Am I hallucinating right now?

Lisa_chi~~

That’s enough Yukina!

Lisa_chi~~

It’s bed time for you

Cat Lover

Alright…

Cat Lover

Will you come over and cuddle with me?

Cat Lover

Please?

No moca no life

Yeah Lisa-chi maybe pick her up and carry her to bed too while you’re at it

Cat Lover

Please do

Sparkling star

Oh I want to be picked up and carried to bed too!

Sparkling star

@Impulse bread control?

DoneTM

Get your own girlfriend!

Perish the thoughts

I’m just gonna pretend this day never exists

_bushido!

Wait Maya-san didn’t you say you have question for Yukina-san too?

Claustrophibic hoe

…

Claustrophobic hoe

Maybe another day

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Hagu Hagumi

Ayo people!

Hagu Hagumi

Anyone up for a game of softball?

Sparkling star

Yes Hagumi-chan!!

DoneTM

Dumbass you don’t even know what softball is!!!

Sparkling star

Doesn’t matter!

Sparkling star

Any game is fun!

Poodle cuddle

Right now Hagumi-chan?

Poodle cuddle

It’s 10pm on a school night...

Canon

Ano Hagumi-chan...

Canon

Is that a good idea...

Perish the thoughts

Hell no!

Perish the thoughts

Don’t you remember the last time we played softball together???

Perish the thoughts

Never again!

Where’s Michelle?

Me me!

And if I ask for your hand?

Softball?

And if I ask for your hand?

Such fleeting memory

Where’s Michelle?

Oh! Maybe we can ask Michelle to play with us this time!

Hagu Hagumi

Chill Mi-kun!

Hagu Hagumi

Just putting it out there

Hagu Hagumi

Maybe other people will want to try it out with us!

Hagu Hagumi

And no, Aya-senpai, not now

Hagu Hagumi

I want to play this weekends!

Hagu Hagumi

Maybe Sunday?

Poodle cuddle

Oh

Demon Princess

I’m in Hagumi-chan!

Demon Princess

The Wings of Darkness shall sweep forth and bless Roselia upon this... uh

RinRin

Daring endeavor

Demon Princess

Upon this daring endeavor!!!

RinRin

(* ^ ω ^)

Demon Princess

Onee-chan will you come play too??? @Big Udagawa

Big Udagawa

What?

Big Udagawa

Oh

Big Udagawa

Ako none of us here really knows how to play softball...

Big Udagawa

Besides, you should ask Minato-san and the others first before agreeing to it

Demon Princess

It’s ok onee-chan! RinRin already agreed to come with me!

RinRin

(>﹏<)

RinRin

...only as a support...

Demon Princess

Think of it as sibling bonding moment onee-chan!

Demon Princess

We will have another thing in common besides playing the drums together!

Onee-chan is the best!

Sibling bonding???

Onee-chan is the best!

@Sayo Hikawa ONEE-CHAN

Onee-chan is the best!

LET’S PLAY SOFTBALL TOGETHER!

Onee-chan is the best!

I’M SO EXCITED!

Onee-chan is the best!

AN ENTIRE DAY WITH ONEE-CHAN!

Onee-chan is the best!

GO GO GO!

Tsugurific

Hina-senpai... maybe ease up with the cap?

Chisato_official

You’re a menace to the society!

Tsugurific

Ack...

Tsugurific

Hina-senpai we have that budget meeting this weekend with the club representatives...

Onee-chan is the best!

Who cares!

Sayo Hikawa

Hina!

Sayo Hikawa

You can’t talk like that with other people around you

Sayo Hikawa

Apologize to Hazawa-san now

Onee-chan is the best!

Only if you promise to play softball with me!

Sayo Hikawa

NO!

Tsugurific

It’s okay Sayo-san

Tsugurific

Hina-senpai is just too excited

Sayo Hikawa

That doesn’t make it right

Sayo Hikawa

She needs to own up to her mistakes

Chisato_official

Like you’re one to talk

Sayo Hikawa

??? What do you mean by that Shirasagi-san?

Chisato_official

Look at yourself

Chisato_official

Everytime Hina did something, you are the first person to apologize on her behalf

Chisato_official

I’m willing to bet all Pastel*Palettes money that it’s because Hina refused to acknowledge her faults

Chisato_official

How does that make her “own up to her mistakes”???

Sayo Hikawa

...

Sayo Hikawa

Someone had to apologize to those people

Chisato_official

Yes but I’m telling you Sayo-san it shouldn’t always have to be you

Chisato_official

Do you realize you're coddling her instead?

Onee-chan is the best!

Chisato-chan...

Sayo Hikawa

...

Sayo Hikawa

Excuse me

Onee-chan is the best!

Onee-chan @@

Tsugurific

Hina-senpai Sayo-san I’m so sorry T_T

Chisato_official

You too Tsugumi-chan...

Chisato_official

Don’t beat yourself up over this

Ran Mitake

Chisato-san is right Tsugu

Big Udagawa

Yeah you don’t have to take on other people’s responsibilities like that

Big Udagawa

But to be fair

Big Udagawa

Hina-senpai is Sayo-san’s little sister so that’s understandable

Tsugurific

Hina-senpai is not other people

Onee-chan is the best!

Eh?

Impulse bread control

Woah everyone please calm down

Lisa_chi~~

Haha ☆

Lisa_chi~~

Anyone wants a cookie?

Call me by bunny name

Me

Sparkling star

Me too!

Where’s Michelle?

Me three!

Perish the thoughts

See Hagumi

Perish the thoughts

I told you softball is a bad idea!

Perish the thoughts

It’s already tearing people apart!!!

DoneTM

One vote against all kinds of physical activities here!

Claustrophobic hoe

Two votes

Lisa_chi~~

Come on guys ☆

Lisa_chi~~

Some outdoor activities are good for us!

Lisa_chi~~

Weather forecast even says it’s gonna be sunny on Sunday!

Lisa_chi~~

It will be a chance for us to get to know each other better too!

No moca no life

Yeah what she said

Ran Mitake

Moca?

Big Udagawa

Moca? Normally you would be the first one to say no against doing anything on the weekends?

Ran Mitake

Yeah and I quote

Ran Mitake

“Weekends are for sleeping and anime-ing”

Ran Mitake

“No room for personal improvements”???

Claustrophobic hoe

Isn’t sleeping crucial for personal improvement though?

Impulse bread control

Moca, what is Lisa-senpai bribing you with?

Lisa_chi~~

???

DoneTM

Moca I will give you unlimited bun supply from Yamabuki if you can convince the others to stop this madness from happening!

Big Udagawa

You have something against your gf’s business???

Impulse bread control

Arisa you are underestimating how much Moca can eat...

Hagu Hagumi

Awww man

Hagu Hagumi

I just want all of us to play something with each other

Hagu Hagumi

For fun!

_bushido!

Is softball a traditional Japanese sport?

Hagu Hagumi

Yes!

DoneTM

No!

Sparkling star

I will play softball with you Hagumi-chan!

Cat Lover

Roselia will participate in this event

Perish the thoughts

????? Pardon?

DoneTM

What the heck?

Chisato_official

Okay I did not expect that

Sparkling star

Yukina-senpai <3

Impulse bread control

Lisa-senpai you can't move to Yukina-senpai when your tactics with Moca didn’t work...

Lisa_chi~~

?????

Lisa_chi~~

I didn’t do anything!!!

Ran Mitake

Roselia is going to join the game?

Cat Lover

Yes

Cat Lover

Although we might have to cut our practice time on Sunday short, spending a day out with other bands will be beneficial for us in the long run

Cat Lover

If softball is the medium that everyone agrees on, then I don’t have any objection

Sparkling star

Yahooooooo!

Lisa_chi~~

Yukina have you talked this over with Sayo yet?

Cat Lover

Yes, I was just on the phone with Sayo earlier

Demon Princess

Don’t worry Lisa-nee, RinRin is already on it!

Onee-chan is the best!

...is onee-chan okay Yukina-chan?

Cat Lover

She is

Cat Lover

For now

Claustrophobic hoe

You can’t go check on her yourself?

Onee-chan is the best!

She’s staying over at Rinko-chan’s :((

Cat Lover

Anyway

Cat Lover

Aside from Roselia, who else is going to be at this sport rendezvous?

No moca no life

Sport rendezvous lmao

Ran Mitake

If Roselia is going to participate, Afterglow will of course be there too

Big Udagawa

We need someone to teach us the rules of softball first though

Uuhaha

Saaya-chan remember to bring your camera with you!

Impulse bread control

Huh?

Impulse bread control

We’re going too right Kasumi?

DoneTM

NO!

Sparkling star

Yes!

Choco Choco no mint

Can Arisa and I be on the sidelines cheering you guys on instead >.<

Chisato_official

That’s a good idea

Chisato_official

We do need a support team for logistics, water, towels, stuff like that

Where’s Michelle?

No need!

Chisato_official

Why?

Perish the thoughts

Yeah the suits usually take care of it

Hagu Hagumi

Mi-kun!

Hagu Hagumi

I take it you change your mind?!

Perish the thoughts

Someone needs to be there to keep an eye on you guys!

Poodle cuddle

Oh no

Poodle cuddle

Kanon and I can’t this weekend

Poodle cuddle

We have a shift at the store...

Canon

Yes :(

Canon

But I will come by during break and cheer you on Misaki-chan ^^

Perish the thoughts

Thank you Kanon-san

Perish the thoughts

You’re the only person I can count on

Poodle cuddle

Me too Chisato-chan <3

Chisato_official

Of course Aya-chan

Chisato_official

Please be careful on your shift

No moca no life

Lol careful with what

No moca no life

The burgers growing teeth and bite her???

Chisato_official

YOU DON’T KNOW THAT

Chisato_official

There are plenty of things that can go wrong with working at a fast food chain

Chisato_official

Boiling oil

Chisato_official

Sharp knives

Chisato_official

Door hinges

Chisato_official

Hina disturbing the workplace

Onee-chan is the best!

.......

Onee-chan is the best!

I’m sorry Chisato-chan >_<

Hagu Hagumi

Coooool!

Hagu Hagumi

Anyone not going?

Impulse bread control

@Call me by bunny name?

Onee-chan is the best!

...Tsugu-chan can you help me push up the schedule for the budget meeting to earlier this week >_<

Tsugurific

Yes Hina-senpai!

Call me by bunny name

To go or not to go

And if I ask for your hand?

Ohhhh a fellow Hamlet enthusiast?

And if I ask for your hand?

To die, to sleep, is that all?

Impulse bread control

???

Claustrophobic hoe

I can go but I would prefer sitting on the sidelines with the others

Claustrophobic hoe

Probably the best for everyone too...

Chisato_official

Suit yourself

Sparkling star

Kokoro and I are a team!

Sparkling star

And we will make sure to give a heart-pounding performance!

Demon Princess

Not fair RinRin and I want to be on Kokoro’s team too!

Where’s Michelle?

I want to be on Michelle’s team!!!

Where’s Michelle?

Time to bring out the missile launcher from the basement!!!

Ran Mitake

Missile launcher???

Call me by bunny name

Time to bring out the bunny suit

Cat Lover

Really?

Cat Lover

Can we wear cat ears at the game too Lisa?

Choco Choco no mint

Are choco cornets the right snack to eat at a softball game?

Big Udagawa

What is the diff between baseball and softball?

_bushido!

Traditional Japanese sport needs to be enjoyed with traditional Japanese tea!

Canon

Another tea friend?

Perish the thoughts

This is gonna be a disaster...

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Roselia channel]

Lisa_chi~~

Sayo you alright?

Lisa_chi~~

I’m sure Chisato didn’t mean to sound too harsh like that...

Demon Princess

Sayo-san >.<

Demon Princess

Even the most fearsome knight has down moments sometimes!

Demon Princess

Sayo-san don’t let it bother you too much!

Cat Lover

Lisa, Ako, we should give Sayo some more time to process the matter

Cat Lover

It’s only been a day

Demon Princess

>.< We should go to Hanasakigawa today!

Demon Princess

RinRin hasn’t responded to any of my texts too...

Sayo Hikawa

There’s no need for that Udagawa-san

Lisa_chi~~

Sayo!

Sayo Hikawa

I’m merely thinking the situation over

Sayo Hikawa

I apologize if my silence has been worrying you in the meantime

Cat Lover

You don’t need to apologize to us

Lisa_chi~~

Yeah Sayo we’re your friends ☆

Lisa_chi~~

Worrying about you is what we do!

Demon Princess

Sayo-san are you and RinRin okay?

Demon Princess

:(

RinRin

Ako-chan I’m alright

RinRin

Sorry I couldn’t go on the raid with you last night

Demon Princess

No RinRin don’t worry!

Cat Lover

If there is anything we can help you with Sayo, please don’t hesitate to ask us

Cat Lover

Granted, I don’t know that much about your relationship with Hina

Cat Lover

But I can try

Lisa_chi~~

I’m actually good friend with Hina though

Lisa_chi~~

I’m here if you need another perspective on the matter Sayo

Sayo Hikawa

Thank you

Sayo Hikawa

In that case

Sayo Hikawa

May I implore you to give your honest opinion

Sayo Hikawa

Do you also think I’m coddling Hina too much?

Cat Lover

I need to ascertain something first

Cat Lover

Sayo, is what Shirasagi-san said the truth?

Cat Lover

Are you the one who always apologize to other people on Hina’s behalf?

Sayo Hikawa

...

Sayo Hikawa

Yes, I’m afraid so

Sayo Hikawa

But I did reprimand Hina each time it happened though

Cat Lover

Then yes

Cat Lover

You’re coddling her

Sayo Hikawa

You think so too?

Lisa_chi~~

Wait Sayo

Lisa_chi~~

I’m sure Hina didn’t mean to let you do that for her

Lisa_chi~~

She probably didn’t even know you’re apologizing to people for her mistakes in the first place!

Lisa_chi~~

You didn’t tell her any of that, right?

Sayo Hikawa

...You’re correct

Sayo Hikawa

But like I said before, someone had to do it

Lisa_chi~~

Sayo, Hina is just too carefree with everything

Lisa_chi~~

She didn’t mean to hurt people with her words or actions

Lisa_chi~~

She simply didn’t think they would hurt them

Lisa_chi~~

She is the opposite of you, you know?

Sayo Hikawa

Yes, I do know that

Lisa_chi~~

But do you also know you two are really similar in other ways?

Sayo Hikawa

....That I do not know

Sayo Hikawa

Do elaborate more please

Lisa_chi~~

You two are always chasing after the other somehow

Lisa_chi~~

You know exactly what you did

Lisa_chi~~

And Hina looks up to you so much she is trying to be more responsible to others like you

Lisa_chi~~

She might not know what she did wrong, but if you talk to her

Lisa_chi~~

I mean serious talk

Lisa_chi~~

Not you yelling at her for being reckless and Hina sitting in front of you with a goofy smile the whole time

Lisa_chi~~

She’ll listen

Lisa_chi~~

I’m sure of it ☆

Demon Princess

That’s true Sayo-san!

Demon Princess

Hina-chin always says how cool you are and how much she wants to be like you!

Demon Princess

Just like I want to be cool like onee-chan!

Sayo Hikawa

.....Do you really think so Imai-san?

Lisa_chi~~

Yes!

Lisa_chi~~

Hina is not bad nor spoiled by any mean, she's just unbothered most of the time!

Lisa_chi~~

She can be responsible if she wants to!

Lisa_chi~~

She is our student council president, and I haven’t heard anyone complaining about it ever since she started the position!

RinRin

That’s true Sayo-chan

RinRin

Hina-chan was very responsible when we had that combined school festival a few months ago

RinRin

Even Ichigaya-san was impressed with how she handled the workload and dealing with the set up crew

Cat Lover

There you go Sayo

Cat Lover

The solution now is to talk with Hina about how she needs to pay more attention to her words and actions

Cat Lover

And you need to refrain from doing it for her anymore

Cat Lover

She's the student council president and also an idol

Cat Lover

She needs to understand the responsibility of the roles she took on herself

Sayo Hikawa

......

Sayo Hikawa

But would that undermine her own personality though?

Sayo Hikawa

Being carefree is part of her charm after all

Lisa_chi~~

It won’t!

Lisa_chi~~

It'll just make her more considerate of others’ feelings

Lisa_chi~~

Hina will always be Hina, Sayo

Lisa_chi~~

Bright, cute, optimistic, always smiling, a headache to you sometimes ☆

Lisa_chi~~

That’s why we love her right (>ᴗ•)

Sayo Hikawa

Hmmm

Sayo Hikawa

I suppose so

Sayo Hikawa

Thank you everyone for your opinion

Sayo Hikawa

I will take all of those into consideration

Cat Lover

Of course

Demon Princess

Do you feel better now Sayo-san??

Sayo Hikawa

Yes I do

Sayo Hikawa

Thank you Udagawa-san

Sayo

:)

Demon Princess

Woahhhh Sayo-san just emojied me!!!!!

Demon Princess

I’m gonna frame this to the walls waaaaaa!

Sayo Hikawa

...That’s absolutely not necessary Udagawa-san
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

RinRin

Sayo-chan?

Sayo Hikawa

Yes Rinko?

Sayo Hikawa

I’m here

RinRin

Uhmm

RinRin

Ichigaya-san told me about this cute dog café yesterday

RinRin

Do you want to go there tomorrow perhaps?

Sayo Hikawa

Yes please!

RinRin

^^

RinRin

Okay

Sayo Hikawa

Thank you Rinko

Sayo Hikawa

Can I also talk more about what’s still bothering me with you?

RinRin

Of course (⊃。•́‿•̀。)⊃

RinRin

Anything for you Sayo-chan
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Live stream channel]

Claustrophobic hoe

Hello viewers online

Claustrophobic hoe

This is Maya Yamato speaking

Claustrophobic hoe

I’m here today with Ichigaya-san and Aoba-san at the softball meetup between Roselia, PoPiPa, PasuPare, Afterglow, and HaruHapi

Claustrophobic hoe

Due to refusal to participate in the game, we had been delegated to act as commentors instead

DoneTM

Who the hell has the bright idea to live stream this thing in the first place???

Claustrophobic hoe

That would be Toyama-san

No moca no life

Whatsup people

No moca no life

The weather today is sunny with no clouds in sight

No moca no life

In other words

No moca no life

Borringgggg

DoneTM

No one cares about the fucking weather Moca!

Claustrophobic hoe

....How about you take the lead on this one Ichigaya-san?

DoneTM

Fine!

DoneTM

Ahem

DoneTM

We’re missing Aya-senpai and Kanon-senpai today because they have work

DoneTM

Rinko-senpai and Rimi also opted to stay out of the mess on the sidelines instead

DoneTM

The rest are divided into two teams, one led by Hina-san and the other by the dimwit

Claustrophobic hoe

The dimwit?

No moca no life

As you can see, Hina-senpai is trying really hard to make up for the lack of accountability in her past

No moca no life

She looks happy and excited to be here, doesn’t she Yamato-san?

Claustrophobic hoe

Ah yes

Claustrophobic hoe

She has been so energetic after her talk with Sayo-san the other day

DoneTM

As if anyone would feel happy to sweat in this hellish weather

DoneTM

On a Sunday no less

Claustrophobic hoe

Based on the rosters provided to us by the team leaders, the first batter for Toyama-san’s team is....uhm

Claustrophobic hoe

........

Claustrophobic hoe

A chicken with fairy wings?

DoneTM

Give me that!

DoneTM

That’s fucking Hagumi!

No moca no life

Opening the game with a straight home run

No moca no life

Niceeee

No moca no life

No wonder she’s the captain of the softball team

Claustrophobic hoe

Stepping up to the plates now is Sayo-san

DoneTM

Jesus

DoneTM

Last warning for the viewers to lower your volume right now

No moca no life

How is that Hina-senpai is not the vocalist of PasuPare with voice that loud???

Claustrophobic hoe

....Long story

DoneTM

IS THAT A FUCKING HORSE???

No moca no life

In a move that no one expected

No mocal no life

Kaoru-san just arrived on a white stead and proceed to gallop to catch the ball before Sayo-san could even move past her shock base

DoneTM

That’s cheating!!!

Claustrophobic hoe

But no one from HaruHapi looks fazed in the slightest though...

No moca no life

Go Ran go!!!!

No moca no life

I have never seen Ran run so fast in her entire life before

No moca no life

Well maybe except for that time she was running against Minato-san

Claustrophobic hoe

Here comes the hope and pride of the blue team: the Lisa-san with both abs and biceps!

No moca no life

Sadly neither of those is on display today

DoneTM

You can literally hear Himari wailing in the background because of that

Claustrophobic hoe

But against the power of Kokoro’s bazooka Lisa-san’s physical strength proves to be nothing!

DoneTM

WHAT KIND OF SOFTBALL DOES HARUHAPI PLAY???

Claustrophobic hoe

Oh that was a foul everyone!

Claustrophobic hoe

Apparently Sayo-san had argued with the judges and they decided HaruHapi’s rules are not applicable in the game here!

No moca no life

Paying no heed to other people and even her own gf’s startled yells

No moca no life

Minato-san has abandoned her position as a left fielder to follow a stray cat to the side instead

No moca no life

But no worry cause Kokoro was there to save the day!

DoneTM

How the heck can Kokoro backflip through the field so fast?????

Claustrophobic hoe

Physics laws just don’t apply to HaruHapi somehow

No moca no life

We’re looking forward to seeing how Misaki-chin will defy gravity after this

Canon

Hello everyone!

Poodle cuddle

We’re here on our break!

No moca no life

Just in time to witness your respective love interests in action then

Canon

Go Misaki-chan!

DoneTM

Kanon-senpai you’re not even denying it???

Poodle cuddle

Eve-chan looks cute in her jacket

Claustrophobic hoe

Isn’t that how people hold their kendo sword???

Claustrophobic hoe

Not how you should be holding a softball bat Eve-chan...

No moca no life

SMASH!!!!!

No moca no life

You would think that’s the sound of a score!

No moca no life

But no!

No moca no life

That’s the crying sound of the poor softball bat in Eve’s hand breaking in half!

No moca no life

Under the harsh torrent of Misaki-chin’s fast spinning ball!

No moca no life

DIE ON IMPACT!

Canon

Yes we call that move “The Kiss of Death” ^^

Claustrophobic hoe

What a way to romanticize violence...

Canon

Don’t worry it always happens

Poodle cuddle

That’s not reassuring Kanon-chan...

DoneTM

Seems like the judges think that’s fair play though

Canon

Yep Misaki-chan is just that strong!

Canon

That’s why the suits always have to prepare special bats for our games

Claustrophobic hoe

What make them special?

Canon

They are made of diamond ^^

DoneTM

Diamond??????

Canon

So they won’t break under Misaki-chan’s force

Poodle cuddle

Oh no!!!

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan move!!!!

No moca no life

In a desperate attempt to dodge the stray ball bullet heading straight her way

No moca no life

Chisato-san just flung herself right into Kokoro’s path!

DoneTM

Out of the frying pan into the fire...

Claustrophobic hoe

Shit

No moca no life

Dang that looks like it hurts

Poodle cuddle

CHISATO-CHAN!!!

Canon

Aya-chan wait that’s dangerous!!!

No moca no life

Rip our fallen soldier

DoneTM

WHERE IS THE MEDICS???

No moca no life

Putting aside Chisato-san with the concussion of the century, Aya-san crying hysterically, and the three suits carrying both of them out of danger zone

No moca no life

Here we have the battle of sisters in the field instead

Claustrophobic hoe

You can see the Udagawas and the Hikawas have very different sibling dynamics

No moca no life

Being vertically challenged didn’t stop Ako-chin from hitting the ball with all her might

No moca no life

x2 speed mode on!

No moca no life

TAGGED OUT BY SAAYA!

No moca no life

Better luck next time Ako-chin

Claustrophobic hoe

No surprise here, Yamabuki-san is really agile

DoneTM

Saaya is our resident expert at catching and holding slippery people

No moca no life

Against their wills?

DoneTM

No wtf!!!

No moca no life

Last pitch of the day

Claustrophobic hoe

Time flies so fast

No moca no life

Both teams are now tied with each other

No moca no life

The final result will depend on this round!

DoneTM

WHO LET KASUMI AND O-TAE GO LAST???

Claustrophobic hoe

Hazawa-san looks frightened to be the deciding pitcher...

No moca no life

Don’t underestimate our Tsugu

No moca no life

She can be very tsugurific when she wants to!

DoneTM

.....

DoneTM

Tell that to the weakass pitch she just threw...

No moca no life

....

No moca no life

Like Kasumi is any better

No moca no life

Her pitch just went backward outside the field!!!

Claustrophobic hoe

Is that...

Claustrophobic hoe

...

Claustrophobic hoe

A bunny hopping?

DoneTM

O-TAE WHY CAN’T YOU RUN LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING FOR ONCE???

No moca no life

There you have it folks

No moca no life

The first softball game between 5 bands

No moca no life

One tie

No moca no life

Several traumatized people

No moca no life

Various injured members of different severity

No moca no life

And some higher divine power blessing HaruHapi with unexplainable power

No moca no life

Featuring diamond softball bats, Prince Charming's lost horse, lack of Arisa’s sanity, and rip to the rest of Aya-san and Kanon-san's work shift

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Impulse bread control

Quick question

Impulse bread control

Has any of you seen Kasumi, by any chance?

Canon

Uhmm

Canon

I think I saw her at school this morning Saaya-chan?

Impulse bread control

No Kanon-senpai

Impulse bread control

I mean recently

Impulse bread control

Since after third period?

_bushido!

Is Kasumi-san with Arisa-san, Saaya?

Impulse bread control

Yes I think so

_bushido!

Oh then I think I heard Arisa-san running and screaming about something out the hallway just now

Impulse bread control

Thanks

Chisato_official

That’s Arisa-chan screaming???

Chisato_official

Thought it was a banshee screeching!

Chisato_official

It even reached the third floor

Chisato_official

I expect an apology for making Aya-chan cry Arisa!

Choco Choco no mint

Ano Saaya-chan

Choco Choco no mint

O-Tae-chan is with Kasumi-chan too...

Perish the thoughts

No Kokoro you can’t join them backflipping in the hallway!

Sayo Hikawa

Do Toyama-san, Hanazono-san, and Ichiyaga-san remember that running and screaming in the hallway is against the rules?

Chisato_official

Like that ever stop Kokoro before

Perish the thoughts

KOKORO NO POPIPA IS NOT HAVING A PARTY IN THE HALLWAY!

Chisato_official

Why is PoPiPa running and screaming in the hallway though

Chisato_official

@Impulse bread control?

Choco Choco no mint

Chisato-senpai

Choco Choco no mint

Uhmm

Choco Choco no mint

We were planning to have a study session together during last period

Choco Choco no mint

For our mid-terms

Choco Choco no mint

But Kasumi-chan and O-Tae-chan suddenly ran away when Arisa-chan took out the assignment sheets...

Claustrophobic hoe

Mid-terms is here already?????

Claustrophobic hoe

Fuck me I’m dead!

No moca no life

Mood

Sayo Hikawa

That’s not a good attitude to have before the exams Yamato-san

Ran Mitake

Moca you do realize we have mid-terms only one week after them right?

No moca no life

No thanks

No moca no life

Who invented mid-terms anyway

No moca no life

Certainly not me

No moca no life

So why do I have to take part in something I didn’t do????

Tsugurific

I can help you with reviewing Moca-chan!

Lisa_chi~~

Speaking of which

Lisa_chi~~

Yukina have you studied for the exams yet?

Cat Lover

.......

Cat Lover

I have no time for such trivial matter

Cat Lover

Fly to the sky, fire bird!

Where’s Michelle?

Oh no PoPiPa is not smiling anymore?

Where’s Michelle?

Should I pay the school to have all exams and homework removed?

Perish the thoughts

NO

Sparkling star

YES!!!

Claustrophobic hoe

YES PLEASE

Lisa_chi~~

Yukina you have to study!

Cat Lover

You’re my sun, my moon, shining

Sayo Hikawa

That’s blatant bribery!

Sayo Hikawa

The school board won’t agree to it!

Where’s Michelle?

Are you sure?

Lisa_chi~~

Yukina you can’t just quote song lyrics to get out of it!

Lisa_chi~~

I’m coming over tonight!

Cat Lover

*sad whimpering noise*

Cat Lover

You’re not my girlfriend anymore

No moca no life

Lmao first casualty of exams

Where’s Michelle?

Yukina is sad too?

Where’s Michelle?

I can also pay off Haneoka to remove mid-terms for all of you!

Cat Lover

Yes!

Sayo Hikawa

No!

Sayo Hikawa

Minato-san that’s inappropriate behavior!

Sayo Hikawa

You’re the one who always says we have to rise up to every challenge that comes our way!

Where’s Michelle?

I bet Hina will let me do it!

Where’s Michelle?

@Onee-chan is the best!

Where’s Michelle?

Hina can I pay the school board to get rid of all exams for your school?

Onee-chan is the best!

Huh?

Onee-chan is the best!

Sure go for it

Onee-chan is the best!

I never care that much about them anyway

Sayo Hikawa

Hina!

Onee-chan is the best!

Ack

Onee-chan is the best!

Onee-chan you don’t like it?

Sayo Hikawa

Of course not! Exams are an integral part of the education system and a meaningful tool to assess our academic performance

Sayo Hikawa

You can’t just remove them!

Onee-chan is the best!

Oh

Onee-chan is the best!

Sorry Kokoro-chan, onee-chan said no >.<

Perish the thoughts

Just give up Kokoro

Perish the thoughts

Our student council president is Sayo-san’s gf while Haneoka’s president is her sister

Perish the thoughts

Not a good idea to get on Sayo-san’s bad side

Sayo Hikawa

.....

Chisato_official

Isn’t that how tyranny works?

Chisato_official

Concentration of power in one person?

No moca no life

What’s next? Sayo-san will become mad with power and start abusing it?

Demon Princess

No! We have to save you from the corruption of darkness Sayo-san!

Poodle cuddle

I don’t think that’s how it works Chisato-chan...

Sparkling star

Sayo-san :(((

No moca no life

How about Sayo-san and Rinko-san break up?

No moca no life

For the greater good

Ran Mitake

MOCA!

Big Udagawa

Moca shut up

Chisato_official

Hmmmm

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan that’s not a good hmmmm......

Sparkling star

Will that stop Sayo-san from hoarding all the power and let Kokoro buy off the school for us?

DoneTM

KASUMI SHUT THE HELL UP

Lisa_chi~~

Woa guys

Lisa_chi~~

Don’t joke about that ☆

Lisa_chi~~

You have no idea how much time and effort I spent on those two

Onee-chan is the best!

I like Rinko-chan too onee-chan!

Onee-chan is the best!

Please don’t break up

No moca no life

Either you or Rinko-san has to go

Onee-chan is the best!

Weeeee

Onee-chan is the best!

Onee-chan >.<

Onee-chan is the best!

Don’t leave :((((

Cat Lover

Please stop

Sayo Hikawa

Yes do kindly stop this speculation about my relationship

Sayo Hikawa

I’m rather fond of my girlfriend and would like to keep dating her for the foreseeable future

Canon

Awww that’s sweet

No moca no life

How about you get rid of Hina-senpai then Sayo-san?

Onee-chan is the best!

????

Sayo Hikawa

I will gladly take that suggestion into consideration

Onee-chan is the best!

Onee-chan no!!!

Sayo Hikawa

Back to the topic at hand

Sayo Hikawa

With only one week to the mid-terms, I take it you all have studied adequately?

Big Udagawa

Judging by what just happened in this chat

Big Udagawa

Apparently not

Big Udagawa

I count at least 5 people would rather jump off a bridge

Perish the thoughts

You have to exclude Kokoro from that, she would jump off a bridge just for fun

Sayo Hikawa

Oh

Impulse bread control

We’re already on it Sayo-senpai

Impulse bread control

Personally I find studying in groups effective for PoPiPa’s members

Impulse bread control

It helps Kasumi and O-Tae review things faster!

DoneTM

Yeah by taking away about 10 years off our lifetime!

Impulse bread control

Arisa, you know you love taking care of them like that

DoneTM

I DON’T

Impulse bread control

That’s what I love about you ^^

Big Udagawa

Afterglow should have study sessions together too

Tsugurific

Yes please

Uuhaha

Yeah if Moca can stop playing pranks on us every single time!

No moca no life

It’s not my fault you guys make it too easy

Ran Mitake

Moca remember you’re on time-outs with the pranks

No moca no life

Or what?

No moca no life

You gonna break up with me like Minato-san did to poor Lisa-chi?

Lisa_chi~~

Haizzz :(((

No moca no life

*pat pat* we can talk more about it at our shift today Lisa-chi

Uuhaha

Lisa-senpai is single now???

Uuhaha

Lisa-senpai do you want to go to the amusement park with me this weekend?

Cat Lover

No!

Cat Lover

Back off!

Cat Lover

Lisa is mine!

No moca no life

She’s your what?

Cat Lover

My everything

Lisa_chi~~

(◕‿◕)♡

Chisato_official

You’re just gonna take her back that easily Lisa-chan?

Lisa_chi~~

What can I do

Lisa_chi~~

She’s cute like that ☆

Lisa_chi~~

And she writes songs about me sometimes ^^

Chisato_official

Oh yeah Aya-chan does that too

Chisato_official

It’s endearing

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan >.<

No moca no life

Couples

No moca no life

Disgusting

Big Udagawa

Said the one staying up all night freaking out about which flower to bring Ran on your first date

Ran Mitake

?

No moca no life

I was not freaking out!

Uuhaha

Moca you were hyperventilating, I could hear it over the phone...

Canon

So people write songs and buy flowers for the one they would like to date?

Chisato_official

Kanon-chan...

Lisa_chi~~

Sayo and I baked cookies too ☆

Impulse bread control

Arisa gave me a small bonsai tree shaped like a heart

DoneTM

No one asked you Saaya!

Impulse bread control

But both you and the tree were so cute, how could I resist

Sparkling star

Kanon-senpai you like someone?!!

Perish the thoughts

Really Kanon-san?

Canon

Uhmmm

No moca no life

And the prize of being the most oblivious person on Earth goes to...

Sparkling star

Oh oh I can help you with song writing Kanon-senpai!

Poodle cuddle

Are you gonna do it Kanon-chan?

Chisato_official

Aya-chan you know about it too???

Big Udagawa

At this point everyone knows

Big Udagawa

I don’t even go to the same school or in the same band as them and I know

Demon Princess

Ako knows too!

Hagu Hagumi

I don’t know???

Perish the thoughts

Yeah me either

And if I ask for your hand?

A mysterious romance blossom under the veil of secret?

And if I ask for your hand?

How poetic

Big Udagawa

Okay my mistake

Big Udagawa

Anyone with enough common sense knows

Chisato_official

Kanon-chan do let me know before you plan to do anything dangerous

Chisato_official

Like trying to bake, for example

Canon

Uhmmm

Canon

I was not going to do it everyone

Canon

At least not now....

Canon

But maybe after the mid-terms?

Claustrophobic hoe

Ah shit here we go again

Claustrophobic hoe

My trauma is coming back

Sparkling star

:(((((

_bushido!

We can study together too!

_bushido!

I want to try Japanese version of a study group!

Sayo Hikawa

That’s a good idea

Sayo Hikawa

Hina go be useful and help anyone in your group to study

Chisato_official

No Hikawa-san

Chisato_official

Hina is forbidden from ever attempting to study with us again

Sayo Hikawa

Why?

Sayo Hikawa

Did she do something?

Onee-chan is the best!

Onee-chan why is that your first response is to always think I did something wrong :(((

Sayo Hikawa

A reasonable assumption based on countless previous experience

Poodle cuddle

It’s not like that Sayo-chan

Poodle cuddle

Every time Hina tried to teach us, we always got even more confused because none of us can catch up with how fast her brain was working...

Claustrophobic hoe

Never again...

Onee-chan is the best!

Onee-chan and Tsugu-chan seem like the only ones who can understand what I was saying...

Tsugurific

Ack >.<

Tsugurific

Hina-senpai I think you are very easy to understand!

Chisato_official

Really?

Claustrophobic hoe

????

Sayo Hikawa

Thank you Hazawa-san, for your patience in dealing with my least favorite sister

Onee-chan is the best!

I’m your only sister!

Sayo Hikawa

Doesn’t make it any less true

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

No moca no life

[image of Afterglow group study at Hazawa coffee. Moca is cowering and has her hood pulled up all the way while Ran and Tomoe are looming over her. Only Tsugumi is smiling in the photo.jpg]

No moca no life

This is Moca bullying and I won’t accept it!

Call me by bunny name

[image of PoPiPa group study at Arisa’s basement. Kasumi is face down on the table, O-Tae is covering both of her ears at a clearly screaming Arisa. Saaya is only there for moral support.jpg]

Call me by bunny name

Relatable

Demon Princess

[image of Roselia group study at Yukina’s house. Lisa is bribing Yukina with cat cookies to no avail. Rinko looks on worryingly at Sayo strangling Ako in the background.jpg]

Demon Princess

Everyone is so not cool today :(

Claustrophobic hoe

[image of total darkness.jpg]

Claustrophobic hoe

#deadtotheworld

Claustrophobic hoe

#noonecanseemeiminthecloset

Where’s Michelle?

[image of HaruHapi lumping together on top of a snow mountain except for Kokoro who is posing with a victory sign.jpg]

Where’s Michelle?

Can’t relate!

Uuhaha

[image of Himari and Rimi munching on choco cornets at Yamabuki bakery.jpg]

Uuhaha

Nope!

Chisato_official

Maya-san this is getting ridiculous!

Chisato_official

Come out of the closet!

No moca no life

Lol

Claustrophobic hoe

NO

Chisato_official

Come out or I will get Hina to kick down the door!

Onee-chan is the best!

But

Onee-chan is the best!

Chisato-chan we shouldn’t force someone out of the closet!

Ran Mitake

Moca focus on the book and stop crackling!

No moca no life

This is harassment and illegally holding people against their wills!

No moca no life

I’m calling the police!

Sayo Hikawa

Udagawa-san if you don’t put your phone down this instance

Sayo Hikawa

I’m going to ask Tomoe-san to unplug your computer every time you reach the final boss in UFO!

Sayo Hikawa

I swear it on my life!

DoneTM

O-Tae I’m gonna fucking kill you!!!!!

Impulse bread control

WAIT NO ARISA!

Call me by bunny name

Catch me if you can!
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Sparkling star

Freedom!!!!!!!

No moca no life

Life is so much more beautiful when we’re given the chance to appreciate it

Demon Princess

Why are high school mid-terms so hard :(

Claustrophobic hoe

Same time and place Aoba-san?

No moca no life

You got it

Call me by bunny name

???

Call me by bunny name

Is there a celebration party or something?

Where’s Michelle?

A party???

Sparkling star

Me want in!!!

Tsugurific

Moca-chan I keep telling you it’s dangerous...

No moca no life

Danger is my middle name

Ran Mitake

No it’s not

No moca no life

You don’t know that

Ran Mitake

I do actually

_bushido!

Should I bring the gas Maya-san?

Claustrophobic hoe

Yeah I got a lighter with me

Chisato_official

???

DoneTM

That sounds suspicious...

DoneTM

What the hell are you planning to do?

DoneTM

Kasumi you’re not allow to go with them until I know exactly what it is!

Ran Mitake

They’re going to burn all the assignments and homework they did for the exams

Ran Mitake

Sometimes I wonder why I put up with you Moca...

No moca no life

Like you’d have me any other way

DoneTM

WTF???

Chisato_official

Maya-chan and Eve-chan are in on it too?!!

Call me by bunny name

That’s lit 🔥

Sparkling star

Sounds fun!

Sparkling star

Where to Moca-chan?

No moca no life

The roof

No moca no life

Half an hour

No moca no life

Oh wait you can’t get in our school lmao

Sparkling star

Oh :(

Sparkling star

It’s okay!

Sparkling star

O-Tae wanna go up our roof to burn homework with me?!

Call me by bunny name

Yes

DoneTM

No!

Chisato_official

I can understand Maya-chan

Chiasto_official

But why Eve-chan????

_bushido!

Maya-san said burning things is a tradition of Japanese people

_bushido!

To pay respect to the death!

Hagu Hagumi

Who died?

No moca no life

My time and effort

Claustrophobic hoe

My self-esteem

Perish the thoughts

My faith in human beings

Call me by bunny name

Arisa’s bonsai which she forgot to leave in the shade yesterday

DoneTM

What?!!!!!

DoneTM

Which one?!!!

DoneTM

My poor baby!

Impulse bread control

Bae relax

Impulse bread control

You forgot Tamagawa cause Kasumi ran away again

Impulse bread control

I brought it in for you don’t worry

Poodle cuddle

Eve-chan, Maya-chan

Poodle cuddle

I don’t think we’re allowed to burn things on the roof...

Claustrophobic hoe

We do it all the time though?

No moca no life

No worry

No moca no life

Hina-senpai said it’s ok

Ran Mitake

Of course Hina-senpai would say that

Onee-chan is the best!

???

Onee-chan is the best!

What do you mean Ran-chan?

Chisato_official

That you’re literally the worst human being on earth and she is not surprised you would let such a stupid and dangerous thing happen at your school!!!

Demon Princess

Can I join you guys too?

Demon Princess

I wanna witness the destruction of fire!!!

Demon Princess

And harness its power!!!

Perish the thoughts

That sounds like a fire hazard

No moca no life

Sure

No moca no life

The more the merrier

Big Udagawa

Ako no!

Big Udagawa

Moca stop being a bad influence on my sister!

Sparkling star

@Where’s Michelle? Kokoro you want to come burn things with us???

Sparkling star

It’s gonna be so much fun!

Perish the thoughts

NO!!!

Where’s Michelle?

Hoorayyy

Perish the thoughts

Kanon-san help me stop them pls!!!

Perish the thoughts

Kokoro is gonna get herself burn!

Perish the thoughts

The suits are not allowed to be in school!

Canon

Uhhh

Canon

What do you need me to do Misaki-chan?

And if I ask for your hand

Don’t fret my lady

And if I ask for your hand

I will be there to assist our dear Kokoro against any threat that dares come our way

Perish the thoughts

You don’t even go to the same school with us!!!

Hagu Hagumi

Oh we can make a bonfire and grill meat too!

Perish the thoughts

No you can’t do that!

Perish the thoughts

For fuck’s sake!

Hagu Hagumi

You can pry the grill out of my cold, dead hand!

Chisato_official

Where’s Hikawa-san????

Chisato_official

Why is she letting things run amok at both schools like this??

DoneTM

Kasumi if you don’t stop I’m gonna tell Sayo-senpai!

DoneTM

And she will tell Yukina-senpai on you!

Sparkling star

Yukina-senpai?

Sparkling star

@Cat Lover do you want to come burn homework with us ^^

DoneTM

asfhsogsnow

DoneTM

Fuck this!

Tsugurific

Ano Hina-senpai

Tsugurific

Shouldn’t we stop them from burning things on the roof of our school?

Tsugurific

The board was not too happy the last time it happened...

Onee-chan is the best!

Don’t worry Tsugu-chan!

Onee-chan is the best!

It was just a misunderstanding

Onee-chan is the best!

Nothing will go wrong, I have done it plenty of times before!

Tsugurific

...

Big Udagawa

@Demon Princess Ako why is no one from Roselia online except for you???

Demon Princess

Onee-chan!

Demon Princess

Lisa-nee mentioned she and Yukina-san are having a double date with Sayo-san and RinRin today!

No moca no life

Sayo-san is not here?!

No moca no life

Quick everyone grab anything and anyone you want to dispose of

No moca no life

Come to the roof!!!

Chisato_official

This is mutiny!

Ran Mitake

MOCA!

Ran Mitake

STOP!

Sparkling star

Aye sir yes sir!

Sparkling star

All hands on deck everyone!

No moca no life

Sorry Ran, can’t fight my destiny

No moca no life

I was born to lead this rebellion!

Claustrophobic hoe

The people have spoken!

_bushido!

To fight to the death in a war is the pride of a samurai!

_bushido!

Charge!!!

No moca no life

Himari, Kaoru-san cover me!

Uuhaha

Hey, hey, ooh~!

And if I ask for your hand?

Dashing forward to the peak of justice

And if I ask for your hand?

How fleeting

Chisato_official

Kasumi I will fucking kill you if a single thread of Aya-chan’s hair is hurt in this stupid commotion!

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan you're holding me too tight...

DoneTM

Fuck me did I just see Michelle run past us to the staircase???

DoneTM

Kasumi you’re fucking done!

Where’s Michelle?

Michelle?

Sparkling star

Michelle is welcome to join us too!

Canon

No Misaki-chan don’t sacrifice yourself!!!

Ran Mitake

Moca come down from the roof!

Big Udagawa

Don’t make me break down the door Moca!

Big Udagawa

Sorry in advance for hurting whoever is blocking it!

No moca no life

That’s vandalism!

No moca no life

I will make sure to report to Hina-senpai about your destruction of public property!

Ran Mitake

Hina-senpai is incompetent as hell to let you do this!

Onee-chan is the best!

??? What did I do to you Ran-chan???

Ran Mitake

What haven’t you done to me?!!

Chisato_official

Maya-san, Eve-chan, I’m disappointed in you!

DoneTM

Kasumi if you don’t stop this fucking thing in 3 seconds I’m gonna tell the school to push up the finals to next week!

Sparkling star

!!!

Sparkling star

You can’t do that!!!

Call me by bunny name

Don’t listen to her she’s bluffing!

DoneTM

Don’t fucking try me!

DoneTM

I’m the top student and also on the student council!

DoneTM

Sayo-senpai and Rinko-senpai trust me enough!

Hagu Hagumi

Shit she does have a point there Ka-kun

Sparkling star

.....

Call me by bunny name

Now is not the time to waver Kasumi

No moca no life

Stay strong my fellow soldier!

No moca no life

They can’t take away your right to express your opinion!

Chisato_official

There’s absolutely nothing to express!

Chisato_official

You guys are just being a bunch of dumbasses fooling around playing with fire at school!

Chisato_official

Other students might get hurt!

Tsugurific

@Onee-chan is the best! Hina-senpai I think Sayo-san will not be happy with this after she gets back...

Onee-chan is the best!

....Really?

Tsugurific

Yes, you told me how mad she was the last time, remember?

Onee-chan is the best!

.....

Tsugurific

Sayo-san said you had to take responsibility for your actions and the people in your care

Tsugurific

But you’re not doing anything Hina-senpai

Tsugurific

Burning things while at school at such a large scale is clearly against the rules...

No moca no life

Don’t listen to her Hina-senpai

No moca no life

Think about what the two of us have been through together!

No moca no life

Our bond is stronger than that!

Claustrophobic hoe

What bond????

Tsugurific

Hina-senpai no other bond is stronger than yours with Sayo-san!

Onee-chan is the best!

!!!

Onee-chan is the best!

Party’s over guys!

Onee-chan is the best!

Moca I expect the roof spotless and everything back to its places in an hour

Onee-chan is the best!

Otherwise there would be consequences

No moca no life

TRAITOR!

*Chisato_official changed Tsugurific's name to Beast Tamer*

Chisato_official

One down, one to go

Beast Tamer

Chisato-san >_<

Impulse bread control

Kasumi you almost broke Arisa

Impulse bread control

I won’t let you sniff me anymore if you don’t stop this and apologize to my girlfriend

Claustrophobic hoe

She sniffs you???

Sparkling star

!!!!!!!

Sparkling star

Noooooo please anything but that!!!!

Impulse bread control

O-Tae I will tell Layer about your behavior today

Call me by bunny name

.......

Sparkling star

Aye :(

Hagu Hagumi

One step fwd two steps back

_bushido!

We may lose the battle but not the war!

Poodle cuddle

Is it safe to come out now?

Chisato_official

Probably a little longer Aya-chan

Chisato_official

Let the idiots clear off any blockages they set earlier first

Perish the thoughts

Everyday is a constant struggle with these people...
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Sayo Hikawa

WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS???

RinRin

( ̄  ̄|||)

Cat Lover

Someone burnt homework and I wasn’t there?

Lisa_chi~~

Party at my house next weekend everyone ☆

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Lisa_chi~~

Anyone want to make cookies with me ☆

Sayo Hikawa

For the party, Imai-san?

Sayo Hikawa

I thought I already said I would do it with you?

Lisa_chi~~

Yes

Lisa_chi~~

Just wanna ask if anyone else is interested ^^

Beast Tamer

Can I join you, Lisa-senpai Sayo-san?

Beast Tamer

I want to help!

Lisa_chi~~

Of course!

_bushido!

Me me!

_bushido!

I have always been curious about the art of making cookies

_bushido!

Do Japanese ppl make them differently from Finnish?!

Lisa_chi~~

Uhh...

Lisa_chi~~

I don’t know exactly how the Finnish make their cookies ahaha

Lisa_chi~~

Why don’t you come and show us

_bushido!

Bushido 💪

No moca no life

Can I come too?

Lisa_chi~~

No Moca, you’re still banned from entering my kitchen during cooking time

No moca no life

Boooo

Sparkling star

Me too Lisa-senpai!!!!!

Sparkling star

I will make the cookies as sparkling and heart-pounding as possible!!!

Claustrophobic hoe

...That sounds dangerous

DoneTM

More like poisonous!

DoneTM

@Impulse bread control!!!

Impulse bread control

On it

Impulse bread control

@Lisa_chi~~ Lisa-senpai can Kasumi and I come help too?

Lisa_chi~~

Sure ☆

Demon Princess

Lisa-nee can I invite Rokka to the party?!

Sparkling star

Oh yes, Aa-chan can come too!

Lisa_chi~~

Yes Ako invite anyone you like!

Lisa_chi~~

The more the merrier!

Sayo Hikawa

And more food and drink to prepare for

Sayo Hikawa

Udagawa-san, make sure to get back to us about the people you want to invite at least 2 days before the party

Sayo Hikawa

We need adequate time for preparation

Demon Princess

Roger that!

Canon

Uhh Lisa-chan do you need more people?

Canon

I want to come learn how to make cookies...

Chisato_official

If Kanon is going to your cooking lesson, I want to be there too Lisa-chan

Chisato_official

Baby step, right Kanon?

Canon

Yes Chisato-chan!

Lisa_chi~~

Ahaha

Lisa_chi~~

I don’t think I need so many people just to make cookies though

Lisa_chi~~

Besides, my kitchen is not that big anyway

Lisa_chi~~

How about you two just come early and hang out with us then?

Lisa_chi~~

I will teach you how to make cookies another day?

Chisato_official

That’s fine

Where’s Michelle?

Your kitchen is not big enough?

Where’s Michelle?

Do you want me to buy you a bigger house?

Lisa_chi~~

adoshgohst

Perish the thoughts

No!

Perish the thoughts

Kokoro I told you, buying things is not the solution for every problem!

No moca no life

It’s not?

Call me by bunny name

Can you buy me Hanazono Land too?

Perish the thoughts

Kokoro I’m warning you!

DoneTM

O-Tae you stay out of this!

Impulse bread control

O-Tae I have Layer’s number on speed dial!

Call me by bunny name

Lay would let me do it!

Call me by bunny name

She supports my dream!

Lisa_chi~~

Oh that remind me

Lisa_chi~~

I should invite Layer too

Impulse bread control

?

Impulse bread control

Lisa-senpai you know Layer too?

Lisa_chi~~

Yes!

Lisa_chi~~

We met before

Lisa_chi~~

At the music store while I was trying to find new bass strings

Lisa_chi~~

She’s cute

DoneTM

????

Lisa_chi~~

We both reached for the last bass string at the store at the same time

Lisa_chi~~

Out of all people and places

Lisa_chi~~

It was like fate or something!

Ran Mitake

.....

Chisato_official

....

Lisa_chi~~

She was really nice and easy to talk to

Lisa_chi~~

Has a great voice, really gentle

Lisa_chi~~

Very understanding

Lisa_chi~~

Model student

No moca no life

Oh this’s gold

Perish the thoughts

....

Lisa_chi~~

Easy on the eyes

Lisa_chi~~

Great at playing the bass

Lisa_chi~~

Mature for her age

No moca no life

Bet you like that she’s taller than you too

Ran Mitake

Moca!

Lisa_chi~~

Huh

Lisa_chi~~

Now that you mention it

Claustrophobic hoe

(Should we tell her?)

Cat Lover

.....

Perish the thoughts

(I don’t know, this is painful to watch)

No moca no life

(You mean this is hilarious to watch!)

Choco Choco no mint

(Oh no Yukina-senpai is here too)

Lisa_chi~~

???

Chisato_official

You guys know we can still see what you’re typing right?

RinRin

Imai-san...

Sayo Hikawa

Imai-san, have a little tact will you?!

Ran Mitake

Lisa-san you do remember you have a girlfriend right?

Lisa_chi~~

???

Lisa_chi~~

Yes?

Lisa_chi~~

The love of my life, how could I ever forget?

Cat Lover

Make sure you remember that Lisa

Lisa_chi~~

Of course?

No moca no life

(I have said it before and I’m gonna say it again)

No moca no life

(Why choose when you can have both?)

Ran Mitake

(Moca I swear to god!)

No moca no life

(Chill Ran, I was kidding)

No moca no life

(What does Layer have over Minato-san anyway)

Claustrophobic hoe

(Uhmm height?)

Chisato_official

(I’m willing to bet grades)

Big Udagawa

(Layer sings and plays the bass too right?)

Big Udagawa

(Minato-san just sings)

Demon Princess

(Yukina-san can play the guitar too!)

Ran Mitake

(!!! really?)

Ran Mitake

(How did I not know that???)

Perish the thoughts

(I think Layer-san goes to a school specialized in fine arts?)

Canon

(Uhmm why are we still whispering?)

Lisa_chi~~

Guys!

Lisa_chi~~

@Cat Lover Yukina don’t tell me you are jealous?

Cat Lover

....

Cat Lover

Fine, I won’t tell you that then

No moca no life

Everyone press F for Lisa-chi!

Chisato_official

F

Perish the thoughts

F

Big Udagawa

F

Poodle cuddle

F

Sparkling star

F!

Demon Princess

F

Canon

F

Sayo Hikawa

...

Sayo Hikawa

F

Lisa_chi~~

Yukina I’m coming over!

Cat Lover

No

Cat Lover

I’m not home anyway

Sayo Hikawa

Don’t believe her Imai-san, I just dropped her off at her house 5 minutes ago

Cat Lover

A lot can happen in 5 minutes Sayo

Sparkling star

Wait guys!

Sparkling star

I just realize

Sparkling star

Why isn’t RAS in this server with us???

Claustrophobic hoe

Oh yeah you’re right

Perish the thoughts

Probably because we didn’t know them back when this server was created

Canon

Misaki-chan, this server was only a month ago...

Chisato_official

So we forgot

Poodle cuddle

That’s terrible >.<

No moca no life

I can already feel you glaring at me Ran

No moca no life

It was not my fault!

No moca no life

I only created the server, inviting people was everyone else’s job

Impulse bread control

It’s not too late, I will tell Layer

Demon Princess

And I will send Rokka-chan the link!

Big Udagawa

I can get Masking

Demon Princess

!!!!

Demon Princess

Onee-chan you have King-kun’s contact?

Big Udagawa

Yeah we meet each other at the ramen shop sometimes

Uuhaha

In the meantime

Uuhaha

Assuming Lisa-senpai is currently busy with Yukina-senpai

Uuhaha

@Sayo Hikawa Sayo-san do you guys need help with anything else beside the cookies?

Sayo Hikawa

No, I don’t think so

Sayo Hikawa

Imai-san and I can handle the rest

Sayo Hikawa

Thank you for the offer though

Ran Mitake

I have been meaning to ask

Ran Mitake

What’s the occasion for the party anyway?

Sayo Hikawa

Imai-san said she wanted to orchestrate a gathering in celebration of finishing the mid-terms

Sayo Hikawa

Normally I would advise against it

Sayo Hikawa

But I have learnt that relax and unwind sometimes is crucial for personal development as well

Onee-chan is the best!

Onee-chan!

Onee-chan is the best!

Are you coming to Lisa-chan’s house early?

Sayo Hikawa

Yes Hina, I plan to do so

Onee-chan is the best!

Can I come with you???

Onee-chan is the best!

I will be good, promise!

Onee-chan is the best!

[image of Hina with puppy eyes.jpg]

Sayo Hikawa

.....

Sayo Hikawa

Hina we’re literally identical twin

Sayo Hikawa

You honestly cannot expect I would fall for that!

Onee-chan is the best!

Pretty please?

Onee-chan is the best!

[image of Hina with puppy eyes and dog ears on top of her head.jpg]

Onee-chan is the best!

We can stop on the way to buy French fries!

Sayo Hikawa

!!!

Sayo Hikawa

Fine

Sayo Hikawa

But behave, or else

Onee-chan is the best

Woof woof!
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Best producer |

What is this????

Sparkling star

Hi Chuchu!

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Ahhhhhhh

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Kasumi-senpai!!!!!!!

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Someone pinch me!

Spread the love!

Gladly

Call me by bunny name

???

Simp for rabbit

Hello Hana-chan

Simp for rabbit

Finally we’re reunited

Simp for rabbit

I have been waiting for you my whole life

Simp for rabbit

Will you marry me?

DoneTM

WTF???

Simp for rabbit

My house is big enough for all of our rabbits in the future!

Impulse bread control

Wait O-Tae!

Call me by bunny name

Too late

Call me by bunny name

Sold

No moca no life

Damn girl moves fast

Claustrophobic hoe

Way to make a first impression

Spread the love!

!!!!!

Spread the love!

MAYA-SAN!

Spread the love!

It’s an absolute honor to meet you!

Spread the love!

I’m Masuki Satou, a big fan

Spread the love!

Even before your debut with Pastel palettes!!

Claustrophobic hoe

King...

Chisato_official

Oh right you guys are both drummers

_bushido!

I love your avatar Masking-chan!

Poodle cuddle

Me too, it’s so cute!

Best fan <3

OMG ITS PASTEL PALETTES!

Best fan <3

Ahhhhhhh!

Best fan <3

I love you I love you I love you!

Best fan <3

Always vibrant with shining color yay!!!

No moca no life

What is this?

No moca no life

Popipa and Pasupare fan meeting?

Perish the thoughts

...I’m sensing a lot more headaches in the future

Cat Lover

We can have fan meeting in here?

Best producer |

Yukina Minato!

Cat Lover

?

Cat Lover

Yes?

Cat Lover

Is there a problem Tamade-san?

Best producer |

You cannot call me that!

Cat Lover

? But I thought that is your last name?

Best producer |

It is but no one calls me that!

Cat Lover

Ah

Cat Lover

I apologize if I made you uncomfortable

Cat Lover

Can I call you by your first name instead?

Cat Lover

Chiyu?

Best producer |

!!!

Best producer |

No one calls me that either...

Cat Lover

But can I?

Best fan <3

Chuchu-sama you’re blushing so red ^^

Best producer |

PAREO!

Lisa_chi~~

Yukina stop teasing the girl

Cat Lover

Teasing?

Lisa_chi~~

RAS, welcome to the discord server with all the bands

Lisa_chi~~

We mostly use this to chat and talk about band-related stuff

No moca no life

Speak for yourself

No moca no life

There has been absolutely zero talk about band-related stuff in this server

Chisato_official

Yeah it’s mostly for random stuff

Chisato_official

Feel free to speak anything you want

Sayo Hikawa

Within reasons though

Spread the love!

Cool!

Best producer |

Who wants to talk to you people???

Best fan <3

Chuchu-sama you said so yourself just yesterday

Best producer |

Pareo!

Best producer |

I’m officially mad at you!

Best fan <3

For how long Chuchu-sama ^^

Best producer |

.....An hour!

No moca no life

Woa a whole hour

No moca no life

Better watch out Arisa or Chuchu is going to take away your tsundere title and privileges

DoneTM

I’m not a tsundere!

Best producer |

I’m not a tsundere!

Perish the thoughts

The timing is uncanny...

Lisa_chi~~

Ahaha ☆

Lisa_chi~~

Masking, Layer, Chuchu, Pareo

Lisa_chi~~

Are you all done with your mid-terms?

Spread the love!

Yeah I have

Best fan <3

Me too

Simp for rabbit

Oh we don’t have mid-terms at my school

No moca no life

YOU DON’T?

Claustrophobic hoe

Seriously???

Claustrophobic hoe

Why???

Simp for rabbit

Idk we just don’t

Best producer |

I have finished all required credits for the year so I don’t have to take any exams!

No moca no life

Why doesn’t our school have that???

Big Udagawa

Moca even if our school has that, only Hina-senpai would be qualified anyway

Onee-chan is the best!

???

Lisa_chi~~

Cool

Lisa_chi~~

I’m having a party this weekend at my house

Lisa_chi~~

Sort of celebration for finishing the mid-terms for us

Lisa_chi~~

You guys should come!

Best producer |

....

Best producer |

Will there be bath tubs at this party?

Chisato_official

????

Ran Mitake

....Why bath tubs?

Perish the thoughts

Since when bath tub become a party activity?

No moca no life

Uhhh since never?

Lisa_chi~~

I don’t think so Chuchu?

Lisa_chi~~

Why though?

Best fan <3

That’s because Chuchu-sama has never been to a party before ^^

Best fan <3

She doesn’t know what a party has!

Best producer |

PAREO! You just add another hour to your sentence!

Best fan <3

How about I give you a hug instead ^^

Simp for rabbit

Actually I have never been to one either

Simp for rabbit

Will there be a Hana-chan there?

DoneTM

......

Call me by bunny name

There is another Hana-chan?

Spread the love!

Same here

Spread the love!

Dinner and gala, sure

Spread the love!

But not party

Spread the love!

Is there a dress code Lisa-san?

Lisa_chi~~

....no there is no dress code

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Ackkk >.<

Popipa Pipopa!!!

A party???

Popipa Pipopa!!!

What if I embarrass myself in front of Kasumi-senpai >.<

Popipa Pipopa!!!

SOMEONE HELP!!!

Chisato_official

Jesus

No moca no life

RAS collectively has the social skill of a toddler

Perish the thoughts

More like a disaster

Big Udagawa

It’s our job to ease them in then

Lisa_chi~~

Don’t worry guys

Lisa_chi~~

It’s not a big party or anything

Lisa_chi~~

Just us band people meeting up for food, drink and game

Lisa_chi~~

Relax

Lisa_chi~~

I’m gonna send Yukina to the train station in case anyone couldn’t find their way to my house

Best producer |

I don’t need to be picked up!

Best fan <3

Even by Yukina-san Chuchu-sama?

Best producer |

!!!!

Sayo Hikawa

Imai-san you do know Minato-san is going to come back with a bunch of stray cats right?

Lisa_chi~~

We will deal with it when the time comes

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Chisato_official

Kaoru

And if I ask for your hand?

Chii-chan?

And if I ask for your hand?

How are you in this splendid morning my lady?

Chisato_official

Fine

Chisato_official

I want to ask you something

And if I ask for your hand?

?

And if I ask for your hand?

Of course, how may I be of service?

Chisato_official

What do you think of Okusawa-san?

And if I ask for your hand?

Misaki?

And if I ask for your hand?

She’s nice?

And if I ask for your hand?

What exactly do you need to know Chii-chan?

Chisato_official

Nice how?

And if I ask for your hand?

Uhmm

And if I ask for your hand?

She always remembers to bring us water?

And if I ask for your hand?

Arrange all of our shows

And if I ask for your hand?

I think Kokoro said Misaki’s really smart too?

Chisato_official

Go on

And if I ask for your hand?

I’m not sure...

And if I ask for your hand?

Why do you need to know Chii-chan?

Chisato_official

Keep thinking

And if I ask for your hand?

.....

And if I ask for your hand?

Oh I remember!

And if I ask for your hand?

Misaki likes animals!

And if I ask for your hand?

She likes to give the horses at the stable carrots and even talks to them sometimes

Chisato_official

That’s good

And if I ask for your hand?

And she loves to play with kids

Chisato_official

Kids?

And if I ask for your hand?

Yeah

And if I ask for your hand?

Sometimes Michelle is sick and Misaki joins us on our shows instead

And if I ask for your hand?

The kids love her too

Chisato_official

Hmmmm

And if I ask for your hand?

Really, why do you want to know Chii-chan?

And if I ask for your hand?

Chii-chan?

And if I ask for your hand?

?
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Chisato_official

Kanon what do you think about kids?

Canon

???

Canon

Err

Canon

They’re cute I guess?

Canon

Misaki-chan loves them!

Chisato_official

You’re not allowed to have kids with Okusawa-san

Chisato_official

At least not now

Canon

!!!!!

Canon

Chisato-chan >.<

Canon

We’re not...

Canon

I mean....

Chisato_official

Not until you’re married and have talked extensively about what having kids means for your lives

Canon

NO

Canon

NO Chisato-chan we’re just friends!

Chisato_official

For now

Chisato_official

Just saying that in advance

Chisato_official

Why do you like her anyway?

Canon

Uhmmm

Chisato_official

I need to know the person who is taking my Kanon away

Canon

Misaki-chan is really gentle

Canon

And hardworking

Canon

Sometimes I’m worried she doesn’t know how to take good care of herself...

Chisato_official

But she’s good to you?

Canon

Yes!

Canon

She usually yells at the others but never at me!

Chisato_official

Kanon literally no one can ever yell at you....

Canon

And she’s really good at felting too!

Canon

She felted a jellyfish keychain for me!

Canon

Look!

Canon

[image of a jellyfish keychain in the same color as Kanon's hair.jpg]

Canon

It’s so soft!

Chisato_official

Oh

Chisato_official

That’s cute

Chisato_official

Alright

Chisato_official

I will have to watch her really closely then

Canon

???

Chisato_offiical

Are you going to ask her out anytime soon?

Canon

:((

Canon

I want to

Canon

But I don’t know how...

Canon

How did you and Aya-chan get together?

Chisato_official

Ah

Chisato_official

Aya-chan sang me a song she wrote herself

Chisato_official

And then asked me to be her girlfriend

Canon

>.<

Canon

That’s so bold....

Chisato_official

Yeah she is

Chisato_official

She’s just shy in front of others

Chisato_official

But Aya-chan said she already knew I liked her back

Chisato_official

That’s why she was comfortable doing it back then

Canon

Oh...

Canon

I don’t know how Misaki-chan feels about me :(

Canon

What should I do :(

Chisato_official

Hmm

Chisato_official

We need more ideas

Chisato_official

How about we ask Lisa-chan tmr when we come over for baking lesson?

Chisato_official

I heard she helped Sayo-san and Rinko-san get together

Canon

Yepppp

Canon

That’s a great idea

Canon

I will take all the help I can get...
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

*Cat Lover changed her name to Yukina Imai*

DoneTM

????

Claustrophobic hoe

What?

Perish the thoughts

Did Yukina-san and Lisa-san elope?

No moca no life

@Lisa_chi~~ I didn’t get invited to the wedding?

No moca no life

I thought we were friends???

No moca no life

How will you make up for all the times I had to listen to you rambling about Minato-san at work now???

*Lisa_chi~~ changed Yukina Imai’s name to Cat Lover*

Lisa_chi~~

Yukina please!

RinRin

(◎ ◎)ゞ

Chisato_official

Kanon you’re not allowed to do that!

Chisato_official

Marrying someone in secret is a bad idea!

Sparkling star

Not fair I want to sing at Yukina-senpai’s wedding :(

*Cat Lover changed her name to Yukina Imai*

Sayo Hikawa

???

Sayo Hikawa

Minato-san, Imai-san, you two are not of legal age to marry yet?

Sayo Hikawa

How did this happen???

Sayo Hikawa

Besides

Sayo Hikawa

@Yukina Imai I thought we agreed that I would be your maid of honor when that day comes Minato-san?

Demon Princess

!!!!!

Best producer |

Yukina Minato is married???

*Lisa_chi~~ changed Yukina Imai’s name to Cat Lover*

Best fan <3

It’s Yukina Imai now Chuchu-sama ^^

Best producer |

NO

Uuhaha

Dibs on being Lisa-senpai’s maid of honor!

Lisa_chi~~

Baby I told you there’s nothing between me and Layer!

Lisa_chi~~

We’re just friends!

Lisa_chi~~

She knows we’re together!

Lisa_chi~~

There’s literally no need to do this!

Lisa_chi~~

The whole world knows I’m yours and you’re mine!

No moca no life

lol she’s still on your ass about that?

Big Udagawa

No curse word Moca we have children here

No moca no life

What children???

Big Udagawa

Chuchu and Pareo

Best producer |

I’m not a child!

Lisa_chi~~

@Simp for rabbit Layer back me up!

Simp for rabbit

We can change each other’s name?

*Simp for rabbit changed her name to Fiancee 1*

*Fiancee 1 changed Call me by bunny name’s name to Fiancee 2*

Lisa_chi~~

See Yukina Layer’s head over heels for O-Tae!

Impulse bread control

No

Lisa_chi~~

??? What do you mean no???

*Cat Lover changed her name to Yukina Imai*

*Yukina Imai changed Lisa_chi~~’s name to Yukina’s rhodonite*

Ran Mitake

Lisa-san maybe get off your phone and find Minato-san?

*Impulse bread control changed Fiancee 2’s name to Baby needs guardian*

Big Udagawa

Saaya?

Choco Choco no mint

???

Impulse bread control

No Layer’s not allowed to marry O-Tae

Impulse bread control

Not without my blessing and approval

No moca no life

Lmao

Best producer |

!!!!!

Best producer |

What do you have against our Layer?!!

Best producer |

If anything Tae Hanazono is the one who doesn’t deserve our Layer!

Best producer |

She's a traitor!

No moca no life

Damn

Fiancee 1

:(((

Best producer |

Layer let’s go we don’t need this girl!

Best producer |

I always know those Popipa people suck anyway!

Claustrophobic hoe

Oh shit

DoneTM

Watch your fucking mouth!

DoneTM

O-Tae might be Saaya’s bastard child but she’s still my family!

Fiancee 1

But I want to marry her :(

Best producer |

No!

Impulse bread control

Yeah with your attitude Chuchu she will never marry her!

Sayo Hikawa

I feel like I need to reiterate that ALL of us are not of legal age for marriage yet

Sayo Hikawa

Please stop making declarations and spreading confusion in the chat

Best producer |

@Spread the love! Masking come get Layer, we’re getting out of here!

Impulse bread control

God riddance

Choco Choco no mint

Saaya-chan....

Impulse bread control

What? O-Tae is not allowed to marry someone she just met!

Chisato_official

Agree

No moca no life

Spoken like people who have never watched any Disney movies before

Choco Choco no mint

Saaya-chan they’re childhood friends

Impulse bread control

Still!

Spread the love!

.....

Spread the love!

I already started on the wedding cake...

Spread the love!

What do you want me to do with the cake then Chuchu?

Best producer |

Throw it at their house!

Impulse bread control

!!!

Perish the thoughts

This is gonna be a mess...

Impulse bread control

Is that a declaration of war?!!!

Poodle cuddle

Oh no :(

Best producer |

What if it's?!!

Claustrophobic hoe

...Anyone else sensing major Romeo and Juliet vibe here??

Chisato_official

Didn’t both of them die at the end?

Popipa Pipopa!!!

>_< No Layer-san, O-Tae-senpai please don’t die

No moca no life

Yeah R&J died cause they were stupid

And if I ask for your hand?

!!!

And if I ask for your hand?

How dare you call Romeo and Juliet stupid?!

No moca no life

Yes

No moca no life

If Juliet had waited a few more minutes, neither of them would have to die

No moca no life

Stupid

And if I ask for your hand?

It’s the tragedy of love!!!

And if I ask for your hand?

She loved him too much to spend another second on earth not being by his side!

And if I ask for your hand?

That’s devotion and desperation!

No moca no life

That’s blind and stupid

And if I ask for your hand

Such uncultured mind!

No moca no life

Attack the argument, not the person

No moca no life

You’re deflecting!

Ran Mitake

Moca

No moca no life

What?

No moca no life

You like it when I get philosophical

Ran Mitake

....

Ran Mitake

I’m giving away my girlfriend for free, anyone interested?

Chisato_official

Pass

Perish the thoughts

Pass

Big Udagawa

Pass

Claustrophobic hoe

Pass

And if I ask for your hand?

HARD PASS

No moca no life

Look like you’re stuck with me then

Sparkling star

Me me me

Sparkling star

Arisa said I need a girlfriend!

No moca no life

Pass
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Baby needs guardian

Took a nap

Baby needs guardian

Sleepy

Baby needs guardian

So am I getting married or not?

Sayo Hikawa

No!

Impulse bread control

No

Best producer |

We don’t want you anyway!

Fiancee 1

I want you Hana-chan

Fiancee 1

Forever and always

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Yukina’s rhodonite

Remember 8pm tonight guys!

Sparkling star

Of course Lisa-senpai!

Onee-chan is the best!

Onee-chan let’s go go go go go!!!

Sayo Hikawa

Hina it’s in twelve hours

Onee-chan is the best!

Weee?

Onee-chan is the best!

Where are you then :(

Sayo Hikawa

At the supermarket with Imai-san

Fiancee 1

This chat is active in the morning

Ran Mitake

And peaceful too

Baby needs guardian

Lay

Fiancee 1

!!!!!!

Fiancee 1

My beloved?

Fiancee 1

Finish with your run?

Baby needs guardian

Yes

Fiancee 1

Wanna grab breakfast together?

Baby needs guardian

Yes

Chisato_official

I thought Saaya and Chuchu already ban you guys from seeing each other?

Fiancee 1

*shrug* they’re not here

Finacee 1

Who’s gonna tell

Fiancee 1

@Spread the love! Bro remember to cover me when Chuchu wakes up

Spread the love!

Sure, got your back

Spread the love!

She never wakes up before noon on weekends anyway

Spread the love!

Ur safe

Ran Mitake

Really?

Ran Mitake

Moca is the same

Perish the thoughts

No wonder the chat feels so quiet

Onee-chan is the best!

@Sayo Hikawa can I go with you guys?

Onee-chan is the best!

Please!

Yukina’s rhodonite

No Hina

Onee-chan is the best!

!!!! Why Lisa-chan I thought we’re friends :(

Yukina’s rhodonite

Sayo is already trying to persuade me into buying too much fries already

Sayo Hikawa

I’m not!

Yukina’s rhodonite

And there’s no way I can handle two sets of identical puppy eyes

Yukina’s rhodonite

So no

Onee-chan is the best!

:(((((

Beast Tamer

Hina-senpai do you want to come hang out at my café instead?

Beast Tamer

Yukina-senpai and Rinko-san are here

Beast Tamer

Eve-chan and Himari-chan too

Onee-chan is the best!

Omw

Beast Tamer

^^

Ran Mitake

Make sure you don’t make Tsugu work on the weekends Hina-senpai

Ran Mitake

I’m watching you

Chisato_official

Isn’t the café busy on Saturday Tsugumi-chan?

Beast Tamer

Yes but not this early!

Beast Tamer

Usually late afternoon and evening

Chisato_official

I see

Chisato_official

In that case do you mind if I come too?

Chisato_official

Aya-chan loves those poodle-shaped cookies the other day and I want to buy some for her after her shift

Beast Tamer

No of course!

Beast Tamer

Come!

Perish the thoughts

A gathering of reasonable, sound-minded people?

Perish the thoughts

Sound good for my mental well-being

Perish the thoughts

Can I come too Hazawa-san?

Beast Tamer

Yes!

Beast Tamer

Oh Misaki-chan I can teach you how to make that fish latte art too!

Chisato_official

Fish?

Perish the thoughts

Really?

Perish the thoughts

Thanks!

Chisato_official

Why fish Okusawa-san?

Perish the thoughts

Ah

Perish the thoughts

Kanon-san looks so happy the other day when Hazawa-san made her a jellyfish

Perish the thoughts

I want to try that too!

Perish the thoughts

But Hazawa-san said jellyfish is really hard so I should start with something easier first

Perish the thoughts

A fish

Chisato_official

Hmmm

Chisato_official

So you want to make a fish in a coffee and give it to Kanon?

Perish the thoughts

Yeah

Perish the thoughts

Cute things remind me of Kanon-san somehow

Chisato_official

You do know that Kanon doesn’t drink coffee right?

Perish the thoughts

Yes of course

Perish the thoughts

She likes tea

Perish the thoughts

I just want to show her, that’s all

Chisato_official

Hmmmmm

Chisato_official

Come quick then Okusawa-san

Perish the thoughts

?

Chisato_official

We have things we need to give our girls after their shift

Perish the thoughts

Sure?
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Best fan <3

@Yukina’s rhodonite Lisa-san can you send us your address ^^

Yukina’s rhodonite

Oh shoot I forgot

Yukina’s rhodonite

[Share a location]

Claustrophobic hoe

It’s time already?

Impulse bread control

Arisa let’s go

Impulse bread control

What’s taking you so long?

DoneTM

Can’t find my painkillers

Impulse bread control

Bae you’re not feeling well?

DoneTM

Not yet

DoneTM

Taking them with me cause I know our dumbass children will def do something stupid

DoneTM

Lisa-senpai make sure you put away all smashable things in your house!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Haha ☆

Best producer |

I expect Yukina Minato at the station Lisa Imai!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Of course~

Spread the love!

Can I park my bike in your yard Lisa-san?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yeah there’s lots of space for parking

Spread the love!

Cool!

Spread the love!

Let’s go @Popipa Pipopa!!!
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Yukina’s rhodonite

WHO GAVE YUKINA CATNIP?????

Ran Mitake

Moca

Big Udagawa

Moca

Chisato_official

Moca

Perish the thoughts

Didn’t see but willing to bet Moca

No moca no life

I should feel appalled at the accusations and your lack of belief in me

No moca no life

But no

No moca no life

So proud of myself

Yukina’s rhodonite

MOCA I’M GONNA KILL YOU

No moca no life

Empty threat

No moca no life

Lisa-chi, look how adorable she is

No moca no life

Curled up in your lap like that

No moca no life

Think

No moca no life

Shouldn’t you be thanking me instead

Yukina’s rhodonite

…….

No moca no life

Thought so

Spread the love!

Is this a common thing at party?

Spread the love!

Giving each other catnip?

Chisato_official

NO!

Demon Princess

But Yukina-san looks so cute…..

RinRin

I want to pet her ヽ(*・ω・)ノ

Impulse bread control

Anyone seen O-Tae and Layer?

Perish the thoughts

They’re on the roof

DoneTM

They’re on the WHAT???

DoneTM

How the fuck did they get up there???

Perish the thoughts

Beat me

Perish the thoughts

Your children, not my problems

Claustrophobic hoe

I think I saw Hazawa-san and Hina-san up there too

Yukina’s rhodonite

How???

Yukina’s rhodonite

There’s no door access to the roof???

Canon

Uhmmm Misaki-chan

Canon

Kokoro’s up there too….

Perish the thoughts

No!!!

Choco Choco no mint

Kokoro was the first one up there….

Choco Choco no mint

Hina-san was talking with Tsugumi-chan about wanting to watch the stars

Choco Choco no mint

Kokoro suggest they climb up the roof

Choco Choco no mint

Then ummm

Choco Choco no mint

Hina-san screamed something about a bunny-shaped star?

DoneTM

Fuck me!

Sayo Hikawa

THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS KITAZAWA-SAN!

Sayo Hikawa

YOU’RE CHEATING!

Hagu Hagumi

You’re just a sore loser!

Sayo Hikawa

I’M NOT

Sayo Hikawa

You just trounced all over Seta-san’s properties too!!!

And if I ask for your hand?

Don’t mind me

And if I ask for your hand?

I’m happy with my Eiffel tower here

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Here Sayo-san take some of my cash…

Sayo Hikawa

No! That’s not the point!

Sayo Hikawa

She’s not following the rules!

Hagu Hagumi

Ha

Hagu Hagumi

Suck isn’t it

Hagu Hagumi

Someone else taking all the power away from you

Hagu Hagumi

That’s fucking karma!

Sayo Hikawa

I’M GONNA KILL YOU

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Hiiiiiiiiii :((((

Big Udagawa

Okay that’s enough Monopoly for the night

Sayo Hikawa

NO GIVE IT BACK

Big Udagawa

No Sayo-san go sober up!

Sayo Hikawa

I didn’t drink anything!

Big Udagawa

You’re drunk on vengence

Big Udagawa

@RinRin come get your girl

Big Udagawa

She has gone feral

Claustrophobic hoe

If I have a nickle for everytime someone threatens to kill someone today I would have two nickles

Claustrophobic hoe

Which isn’t a lot but it’s concerning that it happened twice already

Chisato_official

Don’t hold your breath

Chisato_official

The night’s still young

Chisato_official

Aya-chan look like she’s about to murder Kasumi over there too

Claustrophobic hoe

Sweet, cute, innocent Aya-san???

Claustrophobic hoe

What happened???

Chisato_official

Apparently Lisa-chan has a karaoke machine

Chisato_official

Aya-chan is shockingly competive over the smallest things

Chisato_official

Kasumi said she wanted to be the brightest music star ever

Chisato_official

…. Well you can guess the rest

Best producer |

They’re both off key!

Best producer |

This is appalling!

Best producer |

Come Pareo let’s show them how it’s done!

Best fan <3

Yes Chuchu-sama ^^

Yukina’s rhodonite

Fortunately Yukina’s dead to the world right now

Yukina’s rhodonite

Otherwise it would be much worse

RinRin

Like that time we met Afterglow at a karaoke place Imai-san?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yeah exactly

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yukina, Ran, and karaoke machine do not mix

No moca no life

Where did you hide all the buns Lisa-chi?!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Out of your reach

Big Udagawa

AKO NO!

Big Udagawa

PUT IT DOWN!

Claustrophobic hoe

Look away for one second and Eve-san is already sword-fighting with Ako

Claustrophobic hoe

*sigh* I did not get paid enough for this

Chisato_official

None of us is getting paid for this

Yukina’s rhodonite

Ako, Eve, put down the curtain rods please!

Yukina’s rhodonite

I have video games here on my PS4!

Demon Princess

Cool!

Perish the thoughts

You’re shockingly prepared for all this mess Lisa-san

Yukina’s rhodonite

Oh this?

Yukina’s rhodonite

This is nothing compared to the craziness you deal with everyday in Haruhapi I’m sure

Chisato_official

I agree

Chisato_official

Trememdous amount of respect to you for putting up with them

Chisato_official

Well expect for Kanon-chan

Perish the thoughts

Thanks I guess

Perish the thoughts

But I do need a break sometimes

Perish the thoughts

Like now

Perish the thoughts

Kokoro is on the roof and the other two idiots disappeared somewhere after Monopoly

Perish the thoughts

But I honestly couldn’t care less

Perish the thoughts

It’s my day off

Chisato_official

Good for you

Big Udagawa

Must be exhausting everyday huh

Perish the thoughts

Sorry in advance if Kokoro falls down the roof and die on your lawn Lisa-san

Yukina’s rhodonite

Already dispatch Sayo to go break up the roof party

Yukina’s rhodonite

Don’t worry

Chisato_official

KAORU I SWEAR TO GOD

Chisato_official

IF YOU DON’T STOP I WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP

Perish the thoughts

Threat count just keeps going up with every second huh

Claustrophobic hoe

Counting on it

Spread the love!

Is this how party differ from gala and dinner?

Spread the love!

Cause I don’t think I have ever heard anyone threatening to kill other people at those before

Perish the thoughts

Sure let’s go with that
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Yukina’s rhodonite

Everyone back at home safely?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Just checking in

DoneTM

Depend on your definition of safely

Yukina’s rhodonite

???

Yukina’s rhodonite

In one piece?

DoneTM

Then sure

Baby needs guardian

All bunnies are accounted for!

Perish the thoughts

Deposited my circus back to their cages

Perish the thoughts

Riding the train back to Kanon-san’s place now

No moca no life

You gonna spend the night?

Canon

!!!!!

Perish the thoughts

No I don’t think so?

Canon

Oh :(

No moca no life

Better luck next time Kanon-san

Best fan <3

I had fun tonight Lisa-san!

Sparkling star

Me too!

Best producer |

It’s passable

Spread the love!

Don’t lie Chuchu you teared up when we had to leave

Best producer |

I did not!

Impulse bread control

Took a lot of pictures!

No moca no life

Yeah, acquired more blackmail material

Ran Mitake

Moca

No moca no life

Trust me Ran one day we will need these

DoneTM

More headaches for me but hey what else’s new

Perish the thoughts

Wanna compare gray hair and aging lines some time Ichigaya-san?

Sayo Hikawa

Thank you for organizing the party Imai-san

Sayo Hikawa

I had a good time, even though the conduct of some people were less than appropriate

Hagu Hagumi

Sore loser

Sayo Hikawa

How many more times do I have to say I’m not a sore loser!

Hagu Hagumi

That’s exactly what a sore loser would say!

Sayo Hikawa

!!

Sayo Hikawa

I’m done with this conversation

Sayo Hikawa

Good night everyone

Sparkling star

Good night Sayo-senpai!

Poodle cuddle

Good night everyone!

Poodle cuddle

Sweet dream Chisato-chan <3

Chisato_official

Coming for cuddle

No moca no life

Is Chisato-san the little spoon Aya-san?

Chisato_official

NO

Poodle cuddle

Yes ^^

Yukina Imai

I’m the little spoon too

Demon Princess

….

Big Udagawa

What a surprisingly unsurprising revelation

Baby needs guardian

I’m a knife 🔪

Impulse bread control

Go to sleep O-Tae

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Canon

Lisa-chan?

Canon

Can I ask you something?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Kanon?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Sure ✩

Canon

I want to ask Misaki-chan out

Canon

How should I do that?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Oh

Yukina’s rhodonite

Easy

Yukina’s rhodonite

Make her something and then ask her out

Yukina’s rhodonite

I knitted Yukina a scarf and then said I like her as more than a friend!

Yukina’s rhodonite

It’s the effort and authenticity that count!

Canon

Oh really?

Canon

Thank you Lisa-chan

Yukina’s rhodonite

No prob

Yukina’s rhodonite

Best of luck to you!
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Canon

Saaya-chan?

Impulse bread control

Kanon-senpai?

Impulse bread control

Good morning

Canon

Ah good morning to you too

Impulse bread control

?

Impulse bread control

Is there something you need Kanon-senpai?

Canon

I just want to ask your advice on how to ask someone out

Canon

Between Arisa-chan and you you seem like the more reasonable one….

Impulse bread control

Hmmmmm

Impulse bread control

Arisa was the one who asked me out though

Canon

Oh…

Impulse bread control

But I would have made her her favorite food

Impulse bread control

Anmitsu

Impulse bread control

Food is always the way to someone’s heart!

Canon

Is that so?

Canon

I will keep that in mind then
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Canon

Ran-chan?

Canon

I have something to ask, if you don’t mind….

Ran Mitake

Kanon-san?

Ran Mitake

Yeah sure, ask away

Canon

What should I do if I want to ask someone out?

Ran Mitake

Uh…..

Ran Mitake

Give them flowers?

Canon

Flowers?

Ran Mitake

Yeah

Ran Mitake

Not roses though

Ran Mitake

Way too cliché

Ran Mitake

I would suggest pink peonies or gardenias

Canon

I have no idea what those are…

Ran Mitake

It’s okay Kanon-san

Ran Mitake

Come by my shop tomorrow

Ran Mitake

We can talk more about it

Canon

Yepp thank you!
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Canon

Sayo-chan?

Sayo Hikawa

Matsubara-san?

Sayo Hikawa

It’s unusual of you to message me

Canon

Ackk sorry >.<

Canon

Am I bothering you?

Sayo Hikawa

No you’re not

Sayo Hikawa

I’m just stating a fact

Sayo Hikawa

Is there something you need from me then?

Canon

I uhmm…

Canon

I was just wondering what is the best way to ask someone out on a date

Canon

You seem like a good person to ask...

Sayo Hikawa

Hmm

Sayo Hikawa

Compliment them

Canon

Compliment?

Sayo Hikawa

Yes

Sayo Hikawa

Sincere compliments

Sayo Hikawa

It shows you pay attention to the details about them and appreciate the things you find out

Sayo Hikawa

And you’re not afraid to speak your mind either

Sayo Hikawa

Communication is the backbone of every healthy relationship

Canon

Oh

Canon

That makes sense

Canon

Thank you Sayo-chan!

Sayo Hikawa

You’re welcome Matsubara-san
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Canon

Kaoru-san?

And if I ask for your hand?

My dear Kanon!

And if I ask for your hand?

How are you in this lovely weather we have today my darling?

And if I ask for your hand?

I hope the slight cold doesn’t bear its terrible effect on your health

Canon

Err I’m fine thank you

And if I ask for your hand?

Wonderful!

And if I ask for your hand?

Make sure you dress warm in the upcoming days

And if I ask for your hand?

It is going to get colder

And if I ask for your hand?

I would be devastatingly heartbroken if you fall ill my lady

Canon

…Sure

And if I ask for your hand?

Now then

And if I ask for your hand?

Is there something troubling that beautiful head of yours this morning Kanon?

And if I ask for your hand?

I’m always ready to be of service to any damsel in distress!

Canon

….

Canon

I want to ask if you know what is the best way to ask someone out on a date

And if I ask for your hand?

!

And if I ask for your hand?

You have come to the right person!

Canon

I hope so too

And if I ask for your hand?

If you’re willing to seek my guidance

And if I ask for your hand

Is it safe to assume the mysterious love interest is a girl then?

Canon

Yes she is

And if I ask for your hand?

Then you need big romantic gestures!

And if I ask for your hand?

No fair lady could resist being serenaded by a prince charming!

And if I ask for your hand?

Or princess charming!

And if I ask for your hand?

Write her a song!

And if I ask for your hand?

And a poem

And if I ask for your hand?

Come to her window early in the morning, when the blanket of darkness is the only witness to the blossoming of your love story!

And if I ask for your hand?

There would be no interruptions or hinderances from any adversaries around you!

Canon

Really? You think it would work?

And if I ask for your hand?

Of course! Those are classic moves

And if I ask for your hand?

Guarantee to make any girl swoon

And if I ask for your hand?

You will get her for sure!

Canon

….

Canon

Alright then
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Canon

Hina-chan are you there?

Onee-chan is the best!

Yo Kanon?

Canon

What do you think is the best way to ask someone for an outing?

Onee-chan is the best!

Potatos!

Canon

Potatos?

Onee-chan is the best!

Yes potatos!

Onee-chan is the best!

But if not onee-chan then rocks instead!

Onee-chan is the best!

Lots of rocks!

Onee-chan is the best!

Just like in the movies!

Onee-chan is the best!

The more the better!

Canon

Okay
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Perish the thoughts

???????

Perish the thoughts

Kanon-san is that you???????

Perish the thoughts

Wtf???

Perish the thoughts

Why are you throwing rocks at my windows????

Perish the thoughts

At 3am?????

Canon

Misaki-chan good morning!

Canon

You have beautiful eyes!

Perish the thoughts

???

Canon

You are fish to me!

Perish the thoughts

???????????????

Perish the thoughts

Why are you here so early Kanon-san?

Canon

Kaoru-san said it’s the perfect time to come!

Perish the thoughts

@@

Canon

Misaki-chan listen!

Canon

I wrote you a song!

Perish the thoughts

Kanon-san stop!!

Perish the thoughts

Not that I don’t appreciate it but

Perish the thoughts

It’s 3 in the morning!!!

Perish the thoughts

You can’t play the drums here now!

Perish the thoughts

Jesus

Canon

Oh :(

Canon

You don’t like it?

Perish the thoughts

NO IT’S NOT THAT

Canon

….I’m just gonna go then

Perish the thoughts

NO WAIT

Perish the thoughts

STAY WHERE YOU ARE

Perish the thoughts

I’M COMING DOWN

Canon

^^ yes please

Canon

Hurry

Canon

I have pudding, scarves, and a poem too!

Perish the thoughts

??????

Perish the thoughts

Fuck my life
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Sparkling star

[A 7-minute video of Kanon on Misaki’s front yard last night with several buckets of rocks, 4 trays of pudding, her drumset, 3 bouquets of flowers, and various items of clothing. The sky was still dark but Kanon’s excitement and Misaki’s baffled expression can be seen clearly.mp4]

Sparkling star

Mission success!

Canon

Thank you for your help Kasumi-chan ^^

Chisato_official

WHAT THE HELL???

No moca no life

The fuck?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Omfg

DoneTM

No no no no

DoneTM

It’s still way too early for this

DoneTM

I need my morning coffee

Best producer |

Crazy girl!

Sayo Hikawa

Is the timestamp 3am???

Sayo Hikawa

Why 3am????

Perish the thoughts

THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW TOO @And if I ask for your hand?

Perish the thoughts

Kaoru show yourself!

Spread the love!

That’s some sick beats though

Claustrophobic hoe

Yeah but if there’s someone waking me up at 3am with a drum

Claustrophobic hoe

I would rather die instead

Big Udagawa

And here I thought nothing could beat the disaster that was Moca trying to confess her feelings to Ran

No moca no life

We agreed to never speak of it again!

Big Udagawa

Did we?

Chisato_official

@Canon why???

Chisato_official

Why did you do it like this???

Canon

?

Canon

I ask people for their advice?

Canon

This was the best I could do with those?

Chisato_official

Who are these “people” and why was I not included?

Canon

Uhmmm

Canon

Lisa, Saaya, Ran, Sayo, Kaoru, Hina, and Kasumi

Canon

I already asked you about the time when Aya-chan asked you out?

Canon

You said she wrote you a song

Yukina’s rhodonite

No no no no no

Yukina’s rhodonite

Chisato believe me this was not my idea

Impulse bread control

Not me either

Impulse bread control

If I wake Arisa up at 3am she would dump me on the spot

DoneTM

You’re damn right I would!

Canon

Really :(

Best producer |

You people give insane advice!

Best fan <3

But it’s so romantic Chuchu-sama ^^

And if I ask for your hand?

Yes it is!

And if I ask for your hand?

Congratulations Kanon!

And if I ask for your hand?

I told you she would be swooning

Chisato_official

You!

Perish the thoughts

YOU!

Perish the thoughts

There’s absolutely no swooning whatsoever!

No moca no life

Are you sure there’s none?

No moca no life

Can you say that again to Kanon’s face here?

Canon

:(

Perish the thoughts

NO Kanon please!

Perish the thoughts

That’s not what I mean

Perish the thoughts

I love you!

Perish the thoughts

It!

Perish the thoughts

I love it!

Sayo Hikawa

This is what happens when one did not have enough sleep

Baby needs guardian

Brain fried

Demon Princess

Kanon-san you’re so cool!

Yukina Imai

I agree

Yukina Imai

It took hard work, effort, and dedication to give such a heartwarming performance at an early hour

Yukina Imai

You have my respect Matsubara-san

Yukina’s rhodonite

…..

Canon

Thank you Yukina-chan ^^

Hagu Hagumi

Aww man why didn’t you call us last night Kano-chan-senpai?

Hagu Hagumi

We could have come with you

Where’s Michelle?

True true true!

Canon

Haha maybe next time

Perish the thoughts

Next time????

Uuhaha

Saving the vid for future inspiration

Fiancee 1

Same!

Fiancee 1

I’m sure a bass is not as intrusive as a drum at 3am

Fiancee 1

Be prepared my beloved!

Baby needs guardian

Always

DoneTM

NO!

Chisato_official

Back up back up

Chisato_official

Is no one else concerned that Kanon showed up with an ENTIRE DRUMSET at 3AM???

Chisato_official

Kanon honey we love you but that’s way too early…

Canon

It is?

Chisato_official

Yeah

Chisato_official

You don’t want Okusawa-san to lose sleep in the middle of the night right?

Canon

…I don’t

Canon

She would be so tired in the morning…

Chisato_official

Exactly!

Chisato_official

Next time, don’t ever listen to Kaoru again

And if I ask for your hand?

Hey!

And if I ask for your hand?

I object!

Chisato_official

Shut your fucking mouth!

And if I ask for your hand?

…yes ma’am

Yukina’s rhodonite

Anyway

Yukina’s rhodonite

Congrat on your new relationship Kanon, Misaki ✩

Ran Mitake

Yes, congrat!

Poodle cuddle

I’m so happy for you Kanon-chan!

Sayo Hikawa

Although the method was questionable, the end result is a cause for celebration

Uuhaha

Another two of us hightail out of single life

Uuhaha

Cheer!

Chisato_official

You better treat her right Okusawa-san or I will make sure you wish you would have never been born!

Perish the thoughts

Uhmmm not sure what that means but of course

Baby needs guardian

When will that be us next @Fiancee 1?

Fiancee 1

Just say the word, my love!

Impulse bread control

When Chuchu gains enough common sense to know how to treat the in-laws with respect

Best producer |

That would be never!

Best producer |

Respect is earned, and you are not worth it from me!

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Perish the thoughts

Hey by any chance

Perish the thoughts

Has any of you seen Kanon?

Chisato_official

!!!!!!

Chisato_official

Ten minutes into the date

Chisato_official

AND YOU LOST MY BABY ALREADY???

Perish the thoughts

…..

No moca no life

I thought Aya-san is your baby?

Chisato_official

THEY’RE BOTH MY BABIES!

Poodle cuddle

Oh no

Sparkling star

Kanon-senpai is missing?

Demon Princess

Sound like a job for Sherlock Ako!

Demon Princess

Rinrin come be my Watson!

Chisato_official

Okusawa-san!

Chisato_official

Explain yourself!

Chisato_official

Or I will kill you I swear to god!

Big Udagawa

Where did you last see Kanon-san Misaki?

Sayo Hikawa

Have you checked the surrounding yet Okusawa-san?

Sayo Hikawa

I remember Matsubara-san has a tendency to wander

Perish the thoughts

I actually haven’t met her yet

Perish the thoughts

We agreed to meet at the aquarium

Perish the thoughts

But Kanon still hasn’t showed up

Perish the thoughts

I couldn’t call her either

Impulse bread control

Has either of you been to the place before Misaki?

Perish the thoughts

Uhm no?

Perish the thoughts

It’s the new aquarium on the other side of the town

Uuhaha

Uh oh

Chisato_official

So why

Chisato_official

It’s a new place

Chisato_official

Why the hell did you let Kanon go there by herself???

Perish the thoughts

….

Perish the thoughts

Oh

Claustrophobic hoe

Not a good move dude

Chisato_official

Would it kill you to suggest meeting somewhere familiar and then go together?!

Chisato_official

I’m disappointed in you Okusawa-san!

Perish the thoughts

….

Perish the thoughts

I’m sorry…

No moca no life

Misaki-chin is losing major points with the in-laws now

No moca no life

That’s tough buddy

Fiancee 1

Wanna start a club Misaki?

Perish the thoughts

Sure

Perish the thoughts

But maybe another time

Perish the thoughts

I need to go find Kanon

Demon Princess

Send me the address Misaki!

Demon Princess

Rinrin and I will come help!

Chisato_official

Kaoru!

Chisato_official

@And if I ask for your hand?

And if I ask for your hand?

You summon my lady?

Chisato_official

Come to my house!

Chisato_official

I’m sending a search party

And if I ask for your hand?

?

And if I ask for your hand?

Sure

Sayo Hikawa

Do let us know when you have found Matsubara-san safely
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

*And if I ask for your hand? changed Canon’s name to Adorably lost and found*

And if I ask for your hand?

[A picture of Kanon looking adorably confused on the side of a crossroad.jpg]

And if I ask for your hand?

As usual

And if I ask for your hand?

I’m always the one finding cute little kittens getting lost wandering around the street

Perish the thoughts

Kanon!

Perish the thoughts

Is she ok Kaoru-san???

And if I ask for your hand?

She is!

And if I ask for your hand?

Just got lost trying to find the way to the aquarium

And if I ask for your hand?

Her phone battery ran out

And if I ask for your hand?

She said she’s sorry for making you wait

Perish the thoughts

No no there’s nothing to apologize

Perish the thoughts

It was my fault

Perish the thoughts

I should have known better

Chisato_official

You’re damn right you should!

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan ease up please

Poodle cuddle

Misaki-chan didn’t mean to let it happen

Poodle cuddle

She was just too nervous, wasn’t you Misaki-chan?

Perish the thoughts

Yeah

Perish the thoughts

I just thought it would give me more time to calm my nerves

Perish the thoughts

And pick up some flowers along the way too

Perish the thoughts

Though that’s not an excuse

Perish the thoughts

I’m truly sorry

Perish the thoughts

There wouldn’t be a next time

Ran Mitake

That’s true

Ran Mitake

Okusawa-san was here earlier

Ran Mitake

Her hands were shaking so bad she almost dropped the water I gave her

Ran Mitake

Kinda endearing tbh

Ran Mitake

Remind me of Moca sometimes

No moca no life

Hey!

Poodle cuddle

See Chisato-chan

Poodle cuddle

Misaki-chan meant well

Poodle cuddle

Don’t be angry

Poodle cuddle

It will give you premature wrinkles

Chisato_official

!

Chisato_official

Don’t say that!

Poodle cuddle

^^

Chisato_official

Fine!

Chisato_official

This is a warning Okusawa-san

Chisato_official

Don’t let it happen again

Perish the thoughts

Of course

Hagu Hagumi

This is what we call

Hagu Hagumi

Amazing co-parenting!

Big Udagawa

True

Sparkling star

So this is how it feels having reasonable parents

Fiancee 1

So this is how it feels having reasonable in-laws

Fiancee 1

Why couldn’t I be lucky like that

Fiancee 1

*sigh*

Impulse bread control

Because Misaki is sincere and forward with her feelings

Impulse bread control

She admits her mistakes and promises to do better

Perish the thoughts

???

Fiancee 1

But I do too!

Fiancee 1

I do want to marry Hana-chan

Fiancee 1

My feelings are sincere!

Impulse bread control

I was talking about you-know-who

Impulse bread control

Not you

Best producer |

I know you’re talking about me!

Impulse bread control

Congrats for having the brain of a second grader

Best producer |

That’s insulting!

Best producer |

I will have you know I’m considered a genius in everything I do!

Impulse bread control

I’ll believe it when I see it
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Adorably lost and found

Misaki-chan!

Adorably lost and found

Sorry for ruining our date :((

Perish the thoughts

No Kanon don’t worry!

Perish the thoughts

We can always go another day

Perish the thoughts

Next Saturday?

Adorably lost and found

Yes!

Perish the thoughts

And maybe this time I will pick you up at your house instead?

Adorably lost and found

Okay ^^
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Yukina Imai

Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Yukina’s rhodonite

?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yes

Yukina’s rhodonite

I would keep you in a little jar and carry you with me

Yukina Imai

Okay
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

_bushido!

!!!!!

_bushido!

The results are in!

_bushido!

Take a look at this people!

_bushido!

[Latest online Hanasakigawa newspaper article. Title: “Voted most popular of the school, SayoRinko might be the new power couple of the century!"]

No moca no life

??????

Claustrophobic hoe

Holy shit

Demon Princess

Rinrin is in the newspaper?

Sayo Hikawa

?

Sayo Hikawa

What’s the meaning of this???

Onee-chan is the best!

Onee-chan you won!

Perish the thoughts

For real?

Perish the thoughts

Am I hallucinating again or our school actually has a couple popularity contest now?

DoneTM

I knew it!

DoneTM

Something fishy was going on at school

DoneTM

No wonder why some of my classmates kept looking at me weirdly these days

Yukina’s rhodonite

“Despite not making many public appearances together, there is no doubt the Student Council President and the Head of Discipline Committee are blissfully in love”

Yukina Imai

…..

No moca no life

Ok now that just sounds weird

No moca no life

Can’t picture Sayo-san and Rinko-san like that

Impulse bread control

Just because you like to flaunt your relationship around doesn’t mean others need to do that to be happy together

No moca no life

*shrug*

Choco Choco no mint

Eve-chan you knew this was going on?

Yukina’s rhodonite

“Exhibit A: Sayo-senpai buys Rinko-senpai flowers every Friday before school (attached several pictures). And none of those is duplicate of another. Despite being stoic on the outside, Sayo-senpai clearly has a sentimental side which, sadly, not all of us here are lucky enough to see.”

Best fan <3

How romantic!

Ran Mitake

Really Sayo-san?

Ran Mitake

I didn’t know that

Uuhaha

That’s so cute Sayo-san!

Fiancee 1

Every week?

Finacee 1

That’s dedication right there my friend

Sayo Hikawa

This is an invasion of privacy!

Sparkling star

Aww why don’t I get flowers every week too?

Perish the thoughts

Cause you don’t have a girlfriend

Yukina’s rhodonite

“Exhibit B: Rinko-senpai likes to wait for Sayo-senpai’s archery practice end and give her head pats (attached several pictures). Man what any of us wouldn’t give to get a head pat from Rinko-senpai.”

Adorably lost and found

Omg the pictures are so cute!

Spread the love!

<3 <3 <3

Beast Tamer

^^

Sparkling star

Rinko-senpai ^^

Chisato_official

Ok that’s freaking adorable

Yukina Imai

I didn’t know there’s this side to you Sayo, Rinko

RinRin

@@

RinRin

>_<

_bushido!

Right?

_bushido!

I would give my right arm to get a head pat from Rinko-senpai too!

Baby needs guardian

I would give my entire body

Onee-chan is the best!

Onee-chan your face is so red!

Onee-chan is the best!

Are you okay?

Sayo Hikawa

Hina!

No moca no life

Aww someone feeling the heat?

No moca no life

Saving all of this into my blackmail folder

Yukina’s rhodonite

“Surpassing AyaChisa at 34% votes, SayoRinko has cemented their position as leaders of the school in academics, extra-curricular, and now popularity as well. With happily ever after on the horizon, what comes next for our favorite couple?”

Poodle cuddle

Wait what?

No moca no life

Lmao

Impulse bread control

Happily ever after?

Chisato_official

We’re second place?

Chisato_official

With how many votes????

Perish the thoughts

That’s what you care about?

Sayo Hikawa

Hmmm

Hagu Hagumi

#couplegoal

And if I ask for your hand?

#couplegoal

Claustrophobic hoe

That’s too high of a couple goal!

Yukina’s rhodonite

28% votes

Impulse bread control

Sayo-senpai seems pleased with the outcomes though

Onee-chan is the best!

Yes!

Onee-chan is the best!

Of course onee-chan would win!

Onee-chan is the best!

She’s the best!

DoneTM

Oh hey we’re on the scoreboard too Saaya!

Impulse bread control

Really

Impulse bread control

Let me see that

Big Udagawa

Not to undermine Hikawa-san and Shirokane-san or anything

Big Udagawa

But how did they win over Maruyama-san and Shirasagi-san in a popularity contest?

Big Udagawa

No offense

RinRin

…..

Sayo Hikawa

None taken

Sayo Hikawa

That’s actually what I was thinking too

Sayo Hikawa

I didn’t know people paid that much attention to us in the first place

Sparkling star

That’s not true Sayo-senpai!

Perish the thoughts

My classmates admire you two a lot I guess

Baby needs guardian

Mine too

Yukina’s rhodonite

It said here the voting was confined within the student body of Hanasakigawa

Sayo Hikawa

Ah that makes more sense

Sayo Hikawa

If it’s on a bigger scale we wouldn’t have been first place. Maruyama-san and Shirasagi-san would have won

Chisato_official

Who know, that might not be true

Yukina Imai

Yes, Roselia might not be as popular as Pastel Palettes now but we do have loyal fans Sayo

Sayo Hikawa

….I suppose

No moca no life

Oh really

No moca no life

So if Haneoka was to have a couple popularity contest

No moca no life

You’re confident you and Lisa-chi would win then Minato-san?

Ran Mitake

MOCA!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Moca don’t put ideas into her head!

Perish the thoughts

Oh this I wanna see

Adorably lost and found

Go go Lisa-chan!

Demon Princess

If there’s a contest then onee-chan will win!

Demon Princess

Everyone loves her!

Impulse bread control

Tomoe is not dating anyone though

Impulse bread control

Right Tomoe?

Big Udagawa

Uhmm right?

Yukina Imai

Everyone loves Lisa too

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yukina no!

Yukina Imai

You’re on Aoba-san

No moca no life

Hehehe

Hagu Hagumi

So we are going to see Moca and Ran against Yukina and Lisa?

Fiancee 1

Sign me the hell up

Uuhaha

Hey Tsugu who’re you gonna vote for?

Beast Tamer

Uhhhhh….

Demon Princess

Ako already knows who she’s voting for!

Chisato_official

No discussing the votes here!

Chisato_official

It could tamper with the result!

_bushido!

Taking bets now everyone!

Best producers |

Yukina Minato is going to be in a competition?

Best producers |

I want to be in it too!

Claustrophobic hoe

This is bound to be fun

Impulse bread control

More like chaotic

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

No moca no life

It has been a week

No moca no life

How’s celebrity life treating you @Sayo Hikawa?

Ran Mitake

Moca why must you keep picking fights with other people?

Ran Mitake

Especially the senpai?

No moca no life

Mind you!

No moca no life

I’m the life of this party!

No moca no life

Without me this server would be dead in 2 days!

Ran Mitake

…..

Baby needs guardian

You’re a riot

Fiancee 1

!!!

Best producer |

Someone call?

Best producer |

Oh that’s just you Tae Hanazono!

Uuhaha

[Image of a tennis court with Sayo, Lisa, and Misaki talking with each other while taking a break.jpg]

Uuhaha

Celebrity life has been treating Sayo-san well!

Uuhaha

Look at those muscles moving!

Uuhaha

Lisa-san and Misaki-chan too!

Uuhaha

Mlem mlem

Uuhaha

Why didn’t I think of this sooner!

Chisato_offcial

….

Choco Choco no mint

Himari-chan…

Claustrophobic hoe

That’s objectifying

Claustrophobic hoe

You’re objectifying all of them

Uuhaha

*shrug* what can I say I’m only human

Uuhaha

As a single, free human it’s within my rights!

DoneTM

All of them have girlfriends!

Uuhaha

Not my concern

Sparkling star

Is that how people get girlfriend?

Sparkling star

Playing tennis?

Sparkling star

Arisa wanna try it out???

Sparkling star

It’s gonna be so fun!

DoneTM

No need

DoneTM

I already have a gf

DoneTM

Who isn’t attracted to me because of my muscles

No moca no life

That’s cause you don’t have an ounce of them in you

Sparkling star

:((

Sparkling star

O-Tae? @Baby needs guardian

Baby needs guardian

Yes

Sparkling star

Yay!!!

Baby needs guardian

@Fiancee 1 you know how to play?

Fiancee 1

…..

Fiancee 1

No, my love

Finacee 1

But I can learn for you!

Baby needs guardian

Yes

Baby needs guardian

Learn fast

Poodle cuddle

Remember that time we tried out tennis a while ago Chisato-chan?

Chisato_official

Unfortunately yes

Claustrophobic hoe

Never again….

_bushido!

It was fun!

Onee-chan is the best!

Yes! Onee-chan even said my form has improved ever since!

Sparkling star

Hina-san you know how to play tennis???

Onee-chan is the best!

Yes!

Onee-chan is the best!

Onee-chan taught me!

Sparkling star

Where’s your girlfriend then?

Onee-chan is the best!

…..

Claustrophobic hoe

Ouch

Spread the love!

Damn that was brutal

Baby needs guardian

*Hina-san just took critical damage

Hagu Hagumi

But Hi-chan also doesn’t have a gf too

Uuhaha

Who said I don’t have one?

Big Udagawa

?

Chisato_official

You!

Chisato_official

You just said so yourself!

Chisato_official

Not even 5 minutes ago!

Uuhaha

Oh right

Uuhaha

Forgot

Uuhaha

lol

Uuhaha

ToT

Sparkling star

Do you want a gf then Himari-chan Hina-san?

Sparkling star

I nominate myself!

DoneTM

NO!

Uuhaha

Pass

Onee-chan is the best!

Not sure

Impulse bread control

Don’t bother people into being your gf Kasumi

Chisato_official

Yeah Hina’s already a bother herself

Onee-chan is the best!

>.<

Ran Mitake

Agreed

Chisato_official

I pity the poor soul who ends up being with Hina

Ran Mitake

Same

Poodle cuddle

That’s mean Chisato-chan :(

Chisato_official

Not my fault the truth always hurts
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Uhmm please don’t be mad people

Popipa Pipopa!!!

>_<

Demon Princess

Rokka?

Claustrophobic hoe

?

Spread the love!

Lock what’s wrong?

Best producer |

Someone made my guitarist unhappy?

Best producer |

They need to be obliterated!

Fiancee 1

Just say the word Lock-chan

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Oh no no no

Popipa Pipopa!!!

I was talking about the results of the poll at my school….

Chisato_official

The results are in?

Ran Mitake

Already?

Demon Princess

Really????

Perish the thoughts

Moment of truth

No moca no life

Hehehe

No moca no life

@Yukina Imai @Yukina’s rhodonite Prepare to bow to your king truly!

_bushido!

I have a speardsheet of everyone’s bets right here!

_bushido!

Come collect your earn after this!

Demon Princess

Oh shit

Claustrophobic hoe

Oh shit?

Yukina Imai

?

Sayo Hikawa

Mind your language Udagawa-san

Ran Mitake

FUCK

Ran Mitake

NO

Ran Mitake

NO NO NO NO NO NO FUCK THIS

Sayo Hikawa

……

Yukina’s rhodonite

Guess you’re not that popular Moca

Yukina’s rhodonite

Hehehe

Demon Princess

Uh Lisa-nee….

Demon Princess

[Lastest online Haneoka newspaper article. Title: “Rising through the rank like a tidal wave, TsuguHina is one of those perfect Sun and Moon couples that belong solely in fairy tales!”]

No moca no life

????????????

No moca no life

No!

Chisato_official

What the actual fuck?

Big Udagawa

@Beast Tamer Tsugu!

Impulse bread control

Since when Hina-san and Tsugu are a couple?

Ran Mitake

SINCE NEVER!

Yukina Imai

….

Yukina Imai

Oh

Sayo Hikawa

HINA!

Sayo Hikawa

What have you done?!!

RinRin

Sayo-chan calm down you’re scaring the puppies around us….

Sayo Hikawa

Sorry Rinko but can we go now

Sayo Hikawa

I need to go back and talk to Hina

Perish the thoughts

I’m confused….

And if I ask for your hand?

Same here mon amie

Perish the thoughts

So Haneoka allowed voting for non-couple?

Perish the thoughts

Or Hina-san and Hazawa-san are a real couple which none of us knows nothing about?

Popipa Pipopa!!!

“Opposites attract! A tale as old as time but nevertheless remains one of our most favorite tropes in all its romantic implications. No one can deny Tsugumi-senpai’s calm, cool, and collected demeanor is the destined counterpart for an endlessly energetic, Sun-incarnated Hina-senpai.”

Demon Princess

…..

Perish the thoughts

Every word in that sentence makes sense but all of those combined together somehow sounds wrong, very wrong…

No moca no life

That’s because it’s wrong!

DoneTM

Didn’t know Moca would be this hung up over winning

Impulse bread control

Oh no bae, Moca and Ran are mad for a different reason

_bushido!

What reason?

Popipa Pipopa!!!

“Find someone who looks at you the way Hina-senpai looks at Tsugumi-senpai: With unhindered happiness and excitement (attached several pictures). Or maybe someone who looks at you the way Tsugumi-senpai looks at Hina-senpai: Like Hina-senpai hung the moon and all the stars (attached several pictures)!”

Adorably lost and found

Oh

Perish the thoughts

Well the pictures are cute ig

Ran Mitake

NO

Ran Mitake

OVER MY DEAD BODY

Ran Mitake

@Beast Tamer Tsugu!

Beast Tamer

Ran-chan believe me it’s not like that!

Beast Tamer

That’s how Hina-senpai always looks whenever she has an idea she wants to try out!

Choco Choco no mint

But what about you then Tsugumi-chan?

Beast Tamer

>_<

Impulse bread control

Tsugu?

Popipa Pipopa!!!

“The couple already passed one of the hardest trials ever: Meeting the in-laws. Sayo-senpai (Hina-senpai's older twin sister) from Hanasakigawa was seen dining and chatting with the happy couple often enough, signifying a solid foundation for the blossoming relationship. Even Sayo-senpai’s girlfriend joined them sometimes for a double date.”

Poodle cuddle

Double date?

Hagu Hagumi

SayoRinko’s popularity even reaches other schools?

Sayo Hikawa

That’s not what happened!

Sayo Hikawa

Sometimes I find Hazawa-san working late at school when Hina and I have a standing dinner outing once a month

Sayo Hikawa

So I invited her with us

Sayo Hikawa

As an appreciation for all she has done for the school and for suffering my sister’s erratic behavior

Claustrophobic hoe

What about when Shirokane-san joined you?

RinRin

Only when Hina and Hazawa-san want to talk about school council stuff...

Claustrophobic hoe

Ah

Popipa Pipopa!!!

“It was a tight race between YukiLisa (27%) and TsuguHina (29%). Yukina-senpai, leader of Roselia with aloof exterior but hidden fondness for cats, and Lisa-senpai, fashion extraordinaire with alluring physique, fall into the childhood-friends-turn-lovers trope. The same with MocaRan of Afterglow (16%).”

Claustrophobic hoe

Minato-san likes cats too?

Best fan <3

Awww that’s so cute

Demon Princess

Lisa-nee you’re second place!

Best producer |

That means Yukina Minato lost!

Best producer |

Hahahaha

Yukina’s rhodonite

…..

Yukina Imai

Lisa?

Perish the thoughts

So does that mean Kanon and I won the bets?

Adorably lost and found

Misaki-chan!

_bushido!

Nope!

_bushido!

You bet Yukina-san and Lisa-san would win the poll

_bushido!

Not just over Moca and Ran

Perish the thoughts

Tough crowd

Popipa Pipopa!!!

“Our source confirmed Tsugumi-senpai and Hina-senpai have a special bond. Tsugumi-senpai was often cited as the only one who can “understand” Hina-senpai’s language aside from immediate family member Sayo-senpai. Even their horoscopes align, Capricorn and Pisces!”

Fiancee 1

Capricorn and Pisces?

Fiancee 1

My beloved are you a Pisces?

Baby needs guardian

No

Baby needs guardian

Horseman

Fiancee 1

:(((

Sayo Hikawa

This whole article is purely speculating!

And if I ask for your hand?

But the pictures do look believable though

Sayo Hikawa

If anything Hina would have told me about her relationship

Sayo Hikawa

Not that I would disapprove or anything

Onee-chan is the best!

Onee-chan there’s nothing like that!

Onee-chan is the best!

Tsugu-chan and I are just friends!

Beast Tamer

…..

Ran Mitake

YOU!

Ran Mitake

HINA!

Claustrophobic hoe

Oh shoot no honorific

Ran Mitake

I will fucking kill you if you take half a step closer to Tsugu!

Big Udagawa

Yes

Big Udagawa

Stay away

Uuhaha

Plotting Hina-senpai’s murder in my mind now

No moca no life

I know tons of ways to make a body disappear without leaving a trace

Onee-chan is the best!

…….

Poodle cuddle

I think you two would be so cute together Hina-chan ^^

Ran Mitake

AYA-SAN!

Chisato_official

*picking up my girl with no self-preservation instincts and carry her away from this tickling bomb*

Chisato_official

Please carry on Ran-chan and the rest of Afterglow

Ran Mitake

@Beast Tamer Tsugu Hina-senpai is toxic for you!

Baby needs guardian

Is toxic a brand of beer?

Demon Princess

What??

Where’s Michelle?

No but it’s britney spears!

Sayo Hikawa

Mitake-san that’s a bit too harsh

Claustrophobic hoe

*make popcorn and grab a seat*

DoneTM

*steal popcorn and seat*

Claustrophobic hoe

*make more popcorn and grab another seat*

Sayo Hikawa

While Hina does have her flaws, she has been trying hard to improve those lately

Sayo Hikawa

And it shows

No moca no life

You’re her sister!

No moca no life

You’re biased!

Big Udagawa

Yeah you having tendency to coddle Hina-senpai is an established fact!

Sayo Hikawa

…..

Beast Tamer

That’s true everyone!

Beast Tamer

Hina-senpai has been a lot better with her responsibilities now!

Uuhaha

SO YOU DO LIKE HER THEN!

Beast Tamer

I didn’t say that!

Onee-chan is the best!

Guys!

Onee-chan is the best!

Chill!

Onee-chan is the best!

I don’t like Tsugu like that, alright

Onee-chan is the best!

Nothing to worry about Ran-chan ^^

Sayo Hikawa

Hmmm

Ran Mitake

YOU PROMISE?

Beast Tamer

……

Onee-chan is the best!

Promise!

Ran Mitake

Good

No moca no life

Just to be clear

No moca no life

Even if you do like Tsugu we wouldn’t approve anyway

Onee-chan is the best!

Yeah

Sayo Hikawa

Surely if they both like each other that would be another story right?

Perish the thoughts

(Well at least one part of that article is true)

Perish the thoughts

(Sayo-senpai does approve of Hazawa-san)

Claustrophobic hoe

(Can’t blame her, but Hazawa-san is way out of Hina-san’s league though)

DoneTM

(Anyone who can bake is perfect girlfriend material)

Ran Mitake

There’s no way that would happen Hikawa-san

Ran Mitake

Hina-senpai promised!

Sayo Hikawa

…..

Sayo Hikawa

Of course
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Yukina Imai

Lisa?

Yukina Imai

Are you okay?

Yukina Imai

You seem down after seeing that article

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yukina…

Yukina Imai

Yes?

Yukina’s rhodonite

….

Yukina’s rhodonite

Do you think you’re better off without me?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Or with someone else instead

Yukina Imai

???

Yukina Imai

Nonsense

Yukina Imai

I’m the best I can be with you by my side

Yukina Imai

What brought this on?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Idk

Yukina’s rhodonite

If it was someone else perhaps you would have won

Yukina Imai

The poll?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yeah

Yukina’s rhodonite

Eveyone loves you, especially our fans

Yukina’s rhodonite

You could have literally anyone…

Yukina’s rhodonite

When you’re famous in the future girls will be literally throwing themselves at you

Yukina’s rhodonite

Cause why wouldn’t they...

Yukina Imai

Lisa

Yukina Imai

Look at my name

Yukina Imai

What does it say?

Yukina’s rhodonite

…..

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yukina Imai

Yukina Imai

Yes

Yukina Imai

Because I only want you

Yukina Imai

Forever and always

Yukina Imai

There’s no one else, not now and not in the future

Yukina Imai

You’re the one I chose, and I will keep choosing you each time

Yukina Imai

Because you’re the most amazing person on earth

Yukina Imai

I would marry you in a heartbeat

Yukina’s rhodonite

….really?

Yukina Imai

Yes, really

Yukina Imai

I love you

Yukina Imai

I don’t care about some trivial, superficial poll

Yukina Imai

Do you know why I agreed with Aoba-san’s idea in the first place?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Because you’re competitive as hell when it comes to Ran?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Like way more competitive than you normally is

Yukina Imai

……

Yukina Imai

Well partly

Yukina Imai

But most importantly I know Aoba-san is your friend and I don’t want to let her down

Yukina’s rhodonite

Really?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Thank you

Yukina Imai

There’s no need to thank me

Yukina Imai

It was my wish as well, to have a good impression with your friends

Yukina Imai

Don’t be bothered by the results of the poll

Yukina Imai

No external force could ever affect my feelings for you

Yukina Imai

Alright?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Alright ☆
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*Fiancee 1 created a new channel: Cubed in-laws probation*

*Fiancee 1 added Perish the thoughts and Onee-chan is the best! to the channel Cubed in-laws probation*

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Cubed in-laws probation]

Fiancee 1

Hello my fellow sufferers

Perish the thoughts

What is this???

Fiancee 1

I have deducted that us three are facing a common obstacle in life

Finacee 1

Aka tough in-laws situation

Finacee 1

So I have made this chat for moral support

Onee-chan is the best!

????

Finacee 1

Misaki-san your situation is better than us though

Finacee 1

At least Aya-san is reasonable enough

Perish the thoughts

Yeah I guess

Onee-chan is the best!

I don’t need to be in here!

Fiancee 1

Oh really?

Fiancee 1

I thought the whole Afterglow is out for your blood?

Onee-chan is the best!

But I don’t like Tsugu-chan that way?

Onee-chan is the best!

There’s nothing for them to be mad of?

Finacee 1

Who knows

Perish the thoughts

Yeah who knows

Perish the thoughts

You might need this chat one day Hina-san

Perish the thoughts

Bear with it

Onee-chan is the best!

???

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Sayo Hikawa

Hazawa-san?

Beast Tamer

Sayo-san?

Beast Tamer

Is there anything I can help you with?

Beast Tamer

And no Sayo-san

Beast Tamer

I really cannot give you the recipe for our signature black coffee >_<

Beast Tamer

I’m sorry....

Sayo Hikawa

No, that’s not what I want to ask you

Sayo Hikawa

I understand that the coffee is your family trade secret

Sayo Hikawa

Do not apologize for that, Hazawa-san

Beast Tamer

Oh alright

Sayo Hikawa

May I have the permission to be straightforward with you?

Beast Tamer

?

Beast Tamer

Of course, Sayo-san

Sayo Hikawa

Do you like Hina?

Sayo Hikawa

Romantically, I mean

Beast Tamer

Ackkkk

Beast Tamer

.....

Sayo Hikawa

You don’t need to answer that if you’re not comfortable Hazawa-san

Sayo Hikawa

It’s alright

Sayo Hikawa

Normally I don’t do this either but Hina is my sister

Sayo Hikawa

I simply would like to know about the people who are harboring romantic inclination towards her

Beast Tamer

......

Beast Tamer

Would you be upset at me or Hina-senpai if I said yes....

Sayo Hikawa

No, of course not

Sayo Hikawa

So it’s true then

Sayo Hikawa

You do like my sister

Beast Tamer

....Just a little bit

Sayo Hikawa

Hmm

Sayo Hikawa

Alright

Sayo Hikawa

Thank you for being honest with me Hazawa-san

Sayo Hikawa

Do tell me if you need any help with Hina

Sayo Hikawa

Take care and have a good rest of your day

Beast Tamer

....

Beast Tamer

You too Sayo-san?
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Impulse bread control

Guys

Impulse bread control

Marina-san asked us if we are okay with doing a photoshoot for the joint concert next month

Ran Mitake

Photoshoot?

Best producer |

Photoshoot?!!!

Perish the thoughts

There’s a photoshoot this time?

Perish the thoughts

What for?

Chisato_official

Probably for promotion and marketing

Chisato_official

To attract more people

Chisato_official

It’s common practice before a show

Chisato_official

Pastel Palettes is okay with doing the photoshoot Saaya-chan

Poodle cuddle

Just tell us when and where Saaya-chan!

No moca no life

Would you look at that

No moca no life

Finally something related to band stuff in this server

Best producer |

Give me contact of the Circle woman Saaya Yamabuki!

Best producer |

I will get a professional team to handle this!

Best producer |

Only the best for my RAS

Best producer |

And the rest of you too I guess

Impulse bread control

Sure

Impulse bread control

There you go

Claustrophobic hoe

Are my eyes deceiving me or Yamabuki-san and Chuchu-san are actually being civil with each other?

Spread the love!

Better get the hand puppet ready for Lock

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Masking-san >.<

Perish the thoughts

You should probably tell the staff to prepare flycam too

Perish the thoughts

There’s no way they’re gonna capture any pic of Kokoro otherwise

_bushido!

Is there any theme Saaya-chan?

Fiancee 1

Couple photos?

Ran Mitake

....

Hagu Hagumi

Nice!

Adorably lost and found

One vote here!

Impulse bread control

Seconded

DoneTM

Saaya you're not supposed to join them!

Perish the thoughts

Tough sell if the one arranging the shoot is Chuchu

Yukina Imai

How about wedding photos instead?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yukina!

No moca no life

Like that’s any better

Chisato_official

Come to think of it

Chisato_official

We haven’t had any couple photoshoot since we started dating right Aya-chan?

Poodle cuddle

Yeah

Best fan <3

!!!!!!

Best fan <3

Chuchu-sama let them have their couple photo!!!!!!

Best producer |

No!

Onee-chan is the best!

Let’s have family photos!

Onee-chan is the best!

Onee-chan!!!!

Onee-chan is the best!

We have never taken any photo together!

Uuhaha

That’s a lie!

Uuhaha

[image of Hina and Sayo in sport bras at the gym.jpg]

Uuhaha

Though I do not object to you two getting more photos like this

Big Udagawa

OMG Himari!

Sayo Hikawa

!!!

Sayo Hikawa

Uehara-san please delete that picture!

Uuhaha

No!

Chisato_official

I DO NOT need to see this again!

No moca no life

You’re just jealous your girl does not look that yummy

Poodle cuddle

:(

Chisato_official

My girl does not need to look like that because that’s not what is attractive about her

Chisato_official

I love Aya-chan the way she is

Poodle cuddle

:)

Chisato_official

The rest of you are superficial!

Big Udagawa

TSUGU!

Big Udagawa

HANDS UP IN THE AIR!

Claustrophobic hoe

?

Beast Tamer

No!

Ran Mitake

What’s wrong?

Big Udagawa

Ran I swear I just saw Tsugu saved that picture Himari just sent

Ran Mitake

NO!

No moca no life

No TSUGU!

DoneTM

Jeez Afterglow is still on a rampage

Claustrophobic hoe

Teenagers

Claustrophobic hoe

So easily triggered

Beast Tamer

Why can Himari-chan have it but I can’t???

Perish the thoughts

Sounds like double standard to me

Baby needs guardian

Yeah let the girl thirst in peace

Baby needs guardian

In this house we stan Tsugumi having whatever she wants

And if I ask for your hand?

Being stripped away the rights to hold onto precious moments and memories is such a cruel fate

And if I ask for your hand?

One does not befit the tender heart of our beloved Tsugumi-chan here

And if I ask for your hand?

Such is the harsh way of reality

Ran Mitake

All of you shut the hell up!

Sayo Hikawa

Yamabuki-san I know someone already asked you this but is there any theme to the photoshoot?

Hagu Hagumi

How come Sayo-san got mad when Hi-chan saved the photo but not when Tsugu did it???

Hagu Hagumi

Trouble in paradise?

Hagu Hagumi

@RinRin?

Yukina’s rhodonite

WHAT???

Yukina’s rhodonite

Sayo!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Don’t make me smack you on your head again!

Sayo Hikawa

.....

Impulse bread control

No Sayo-san

Impulse bread control

Marina-san actually wanted to ask our opinion on that too

Impulse bread control

About what types of photoshoot we would suggest

Uuhaha

Beach photoshoot!

Chisato_official

This girl is relentless

Yukina Imai

Wedding

Chisato_official

This one too!

And if I ask for your hand?

I quite enjoy the concept of formal wear for fancy balls

Spread the love!

How about mascots

Spread the love!

I have a bunny outfit that would look absolutely perfect standing next to Michelle on stage!

Perish the thoughts

......

Best producer |

No, no, no, and no!

Adorably lost and found

Uhmm shouldn’t the theme of the shoot match the concert we’re about to have?

Best producer |

Yes, exactly!

Best producer |

Thank you whoever that was!

Adorably lost and found

.....

Perish the thoughts

Her name is Kanon!

Best producer |

Last name?

Perish the thoughts

Matsubara!

Best producer |

Thank you Kanon Matsubara!

Best producer |

I will make sure to remember your name from now on!

Sparkling star

A photoshoot!!!!

Sparkling star

Hooray

Sparkling star

We never had a photoshoot before!

Sparkling star

You must be so nervous Arisa ^^

DoneTM

Baka! Shout it a little louder will you?!!!

Sparkling star

YOU MUST BE SO NERVOUS ARISA!!!

DoneTM

No omfg!

No moca no life

Ah the mortal enemies

No moca no life

Sarcasm meets texts

Demon Princess

It will be Roselia’s second photoshoot ever!

Demon Princess

So excited!

Demon Princess

I have perfected my poses of darkness this time!

Demon Princess

Mwahahahaha

Impulse bread control

Poses?

Big Udagawa

Poses?

Big Udagawa

We need poses?

Chisato_official

Oh yeah

Chisato_official

If you have never been in a photoshoot, it would be a good idea to practice your poses first

Chisato_official

Otherwise it’s gonna be awkward trying out different stances in front of people the day of the shoot

Choco Choco no mint

Chisato-senpai can you help me practice my poses....

Poodle cuddle

!! That’s a great idea

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan is a master at teaching people how to pose!

No moca no life

So why hasn’t she taught you how to get rid of the terribly cheesy finger guns yet?

Chisato_official

Aoba-san!

Poodle cuddle

Cheesy?

Poodle cuddle

:((

Big Udagawa

Ako do you think you can help me with that too?

Demon Princess

Sure onee-chan!

Demon Princess

Lisa-nee and I can teach you guys the way Dance club practices poses!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yay ☆

Big Udagawa

Oh good

Sayo Hikawa

No!

RinRin

Tomoe-san you might want to rethink that offer first....

Sayo Hikawa

Trust me Tomoe-san you don’t want to do that

Big Udagawa

?

Adorably lost and found

Misaki-chan will you carry me?

Claustrophobic hoe

????

Perish the thoughts

?

Perish the thoughts

Now Kanon?

Perish the thoughts

Or at the photoshoot?

Adorably lost and found

Both ^^

Perish the thoughts

Oh uh

Perish the thoughts

Alright?

Yukina Imai

Lisa?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yeah yeah I know

Yukina’s rhodonite

You’re small and like to be carried too

Yukina’s rhodonite

Come

No moca no life

Bet that wasn’t the first time you heard that Minato-san

Claustrophobic hoe

...Why must you insist on making everything lewd

No moca no life

It’s a gift

Best producer |

Send me all your bands’ schedule so I know when to arrange for the shoot!

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Best producer |

I have talked with the Circle people!

Best producer |

They said that the photoshoot can be freestyle!

Best producer |

Doesn’t need to be related to the concert!

Best producer |

The purpose of the shoot is to increase overall recognition for the bands!

Perish the thoughts

That’s nice of Marisa-san

Sparkling star

I have so many ideas!

Sparkling star

Stayed up all night to come up with them!

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Kasumi-senpai is so hardworking!!!!

Sayo Hikawa

That’s not good for your health Toyama-san

Best producer |

So I have made an executive decision to have a 3-theme photoshoot

Best producer |

As with the norm of the industry

Best producer |

There must be at least one professional band outfit set

Best producer |

You people can decide on the other two!

Fiancee 1

?

Spread the love!

We can choose?

Spread the love!

That’s unlike you Chuchu

Fiancee 1

Yeah you usually decide everything for us

Best fan <3

Chuchu-sama is trying to make good impression on all the new friends here ^^

Best producer |

PAREO!

Chisato_official

Well that’s nice of you to do so

Sparkling star

Chuchu <3

Big Udagawa

Will we need to hold a discussion with all the bands like last time?

Best producer |

No need!

Best producer | created a poll: Suggested theme for the upcoming photoshoot

Best producer | added an option: Retro style

Best producer | voted for an option: Retro syle

Best producer |

This way it would be faster!

No moca no life

Noice!

No moca no life added an option: All you can eat bread buffet

No moca no life voted for an option: All you can eat bread buffet

Impulse bread control added an option: Beach photoshoot

Impulse bread control voted for an option: Beach photoshoot

DoneTM

Saaya?

Impulse bread control

What can I say I love going to the beach

Uuhaha

Woman after my own heart!

Uuhaha voted for an option: Beach photoshoot

Sayo Hikawa added an option: Sport championship

Sayo Hikawa voted for an option: Sport championship

Onee-chan is the best!

!!!!

Onee-chan is the best! voted for an option: Sport championship

Sparkling star

So much freedom!

Sparkling star added an option: Sparkling, heart-pounding!!!

Sparkling star voted for an option: Sparkling, heart-pounding!!!

Best producer |

???

DoneTM

No!

Chisato_official added an option: Bring-your-pet-to-work day

Chisato_official voted for an option: Bring-your-pet-to-work day

Chisato_official

I have always wondered about these types of job where people can bring their pets to work

No moca no life

You’re just gonna bring Aya-san with you then

Poodle cuddle

???

No moca no life

On a leash

Chisato_official

AOBA-SAN!

No moca no life

What? Her name is literally poodle!

Yukina Imai added an option: Wedding photos

Yukina Imai voted for an option: Wedding photos

Yukina’s rhodonite

…..

Baby needs guardian added an option: Hanazono Land with futuristic rabbits

Baby needs guardian voted for an option: Hanazono Land with futuristic rabbits

Fiancee 1

!!!!

DoneTM

What the hell O-Tae???

Finacee 1 voted for an option: Hanazono Land with futuristic rabbits

Where’s Michelle?

Let’s have fun from outer space!

Where’s Michelle? added an option: Outer spaceeeeeeee

Where’s Michelle? voted for an option: Outer spaceeeeeeee

Best producer |

???

Best producer |

There’s no way that would work!

Sparkling star

Oh that looks fun too!

Sparkling star changed her vote to an option: Outer spaceeeeeeee

Hagu Hagumi voted for an option: Sport championship

Spread the love! added an option: Big fluffy mascots: Michelle and Co.

Spread the love! voted for an option: Big fluffy mascots: Michelle and Co.

Perish the thoughts

…..

Ran Mitake

This is getting out of control

Poodle cuddle added an option: A day of an idol work

Poodle cuddle voted for an option: A day of an idol work

Claustrophobic hoe added an option: Malfunctioning equipment

Claustrophobic hoe voted for an option: Malfunctioning equipment

Adorably lost and found

Uhmm how are we supposed to pose with malfunctioning equipment?

_bushido! added an option: A day in the life of an ancient Japanese Samurai!!!

_bushido! voted for an option: A day in the life of an ancient Japanese Samurai!!!

Adorably lost and found added an option: Jellyfish

Adorably lost and found voted for an option: Jellyfish

Perish the thoughts voted for an option: Jellyfish

No moca no life

Simp

Best fan <3 added an option: A day in the life of Chuchu-sama
❤️

Best fan <3 voted for an option: A day in the life of Chuchu-sama
❤️

Best producer |

NO!

Best producer |

This is getting nowhere!

Demon Princess added an option: Skull light drumsticks

Demon Princess voted for an option: Skull light drumsticks

Best producer | closed the poll: Suggested theme for the upcoming photoshoot

Best producer |

No more!

DoneTM

Well that was democracy at its finest

Perish the thoughts

So we’re back to square one

Sayo Hikawa

It’s hard to reconcile so many different opinions on the matter

Sayo Hikawa

We need to filter out all the noise

No moca no life

Spoken like a true politician used to ignoring the minority’s protest

Sayo Hikawa

…..

Ran Mitake

Maybe executive decision wouldn’t be so bad

RinRin

Uhmmm

RinRin

How about we split up in smaller groups and come up with one idea for each group

RinRin

That way it would be more manageabale….

Chisato_official

That could work

Big Udagawa

Spendid idea!

Demon Princess

RinRin you’re so smart!

RinRin

ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭

Perish the thoughts

So should we do it by band?

Sayo Hikawa

Yes that would be the most time-efficient solution

Best producer |

All the band leaders report back to the chat tomorrow for your band’s idea!
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Afterglow channel]

Ran Mitake

Well anyone has any idea about the photoshoot

No moca no life

Still think the all you can eat bread buffet is great

Ran Mitake

No one is gonna agree with you on that Moca

No moca no life

Then how about…

No moca no life

Hmm

No moca no life

Pirates

Beast Tamer

Pirates?

No moca no life

Yeah pirates Tsugu

No moca no life

Inspired by the most popular manga of all time: One-piece!

Beast Tamer

Oh yes!

Beast Tamer

Do you know that pirates are really good at navigating by watching the stars?

Beast Tamer

It’s fascinating!

Big Udagawa

Pirates huh?

No moca no life

Yeah they’re all badass and edgy

No moca no life

Like us!

No moca no life

With a desire to get rich without having to work

No moca no life

By stealing

No moca no life

Like me

Big Udagawa

…..

Big Udagawa

I’m cool with it I guess…

Uuhaha

We’re all gonna be fearsome, waving a sword around with a mysterious eye-patch over our right eye???

Uuhaha

Sign me up please!

Ran Mitake

But pirates are not allowed to be seasick Himari

Uuhaha

It’s fine!

Uuhaha

I am better at it now!

Uuhaha

After my tuna trip with the other bass players!

Uuhaha

Such an adventure!

No moca no life

You mean you guys got lost

Uuhaha

Detail detail

Ran Mitake

…..

Ran Mitake

Alright

Ran Mitake

Pirates it is then
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Roselia channel]

Yukina Imai

Wedding photos

Yukina Imai

Any objection?

Yukina Imai

No?

Yukina Imai

Good

Yukina Imai

Meeting adjourned

Yukina’s rhodonite

Wait Yukina!

Sayo Hikawa

Minato-san!

RinRin

Minato-san is so decisive >_<

Demon Princess

Ako wants to do a NFO-theme photoshoot!

Demon Princess

Because all of us play NFO together

Demon Princess

It is a Roselia thing!

Demon Princess

It’s dark and broody like our band too!

Yukina’s rhodonite

That’s just Yukina and Sayo

Yukina’s rhodonite

Dark and broody

Sayo Hikawa

……

Sayo Hikawa

While I don’t deny that NFO is something we all have in common

Sayo Hikawa

I’m concerned about what type of messages we would send out to our fans

Sayo Hikawa

Many of which are middle school and high schoolers who are in the impressionable age

Sayo Hikawa

It’s hard to tell if they would have the self-control required to not get addicted to video games such as NFO

Demon Princess

Awww :(

RinRin

Sayo-chan

Sayo Hikawa

…….

Sayo Hikawa

But if you want Rinko we can do it

Demon Princess

Whipped

Yukina’s rhodonite

Ako where did you learn that word!

Yukina Imai

We cannot do NFO anyway

Yukina Imai

There would be trademark issue with the game developers

Sayo Hikawa

Oh right

Yukina’s rhodonite

I kinda like the Sport championship Sayo suggested though

Yukina’s rhodonite

There are many sports to choose from!

Sayo Hikawa

Yes, and it would encourage our fans to participate in sports more to improve their health

Demon Princess

Dibs on dance sport!

RinRin

Uhmm I guess I can do archery if Sayo-chan teaches me again

Sayo Hikawa

Of course

Yukina’s rhodonite

I know what you’re gonna say Yukina

Yukina’s rhodonite

No, laying and procrastinating is not a sport

Yukina Imai

:(

Yukina Imai

But wedding :(

Yukina Imai

Lisa already has both of our dress design

Sayo Hikawa

Save it for your actual wedding day Minato-san
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Popipa channel]

Baby needs guardian

I want to have photos with my bunnies

Baby needs guardian

Willing to let other people take photos with them too

Choco Choco no mint

We’re going with animal theme?

Choco Choco no mint

Snails are cute

Sparkling star

Cats are cute!

Sparkling star

Yukina-senpai loves them!

DoneTM

Yeah that’s the only reason why Yukina-senpai tolerates you!

Sparkling star

?

DoneTM

But no can do

DoneTM

Animals don’t like Saaya

Impulse bread control

It’s okay Arisa

Impulse bread control

If everyone wants it then I’m fine

DoneTM

Like hell you are!

Choco Choco no mint

:((

Choco Choco no mint

Oh I know

Choco Choco no mint

How about a compromise

Baby needs guardian

???

Choco Choco no mint

Spirit animal!

Sparkling star

Spirit?????

Sparkling star

I want to see it!!!

Sparkling star

I bet it’s going to be so bright and sparky!!!!

DoneTM

No dumbass!

Impulse bread control

Interesting

Impulse bread control

I’m okay with this

Impulse bread control

We can choose our spirit animal

Impulse bread control

Arisa yours is going to be a big teddy bear ^^

DoneTM

NO!

Impulse bread control

To the theme or to the teddy bear?

DoneTM

The bear!

DoneTM

I will choose my own animal!

Baby needs guardian

What’s a spirit animal?

Impulse bread control

Your rabbits

Baby needs guardian

Oh

Baby needs guardian

I agree with it then

Choco Choco no mint

Yay
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Haruhapi channel]

Where’s Michelle?

Outer space let’s go go go!

Perish the thoughts

That idea is way too outlandish!

Perish the thoughts

No one is gonna vote for that!

Where’s Michelle?

But it’s fun!

Hagu Hagumi

I like the Sport thing Sayo-san voted for!

Hagu Hagumi

I just asked Ako-chin and she said Roselia is already going for it!

Hagu Hagumi

So I’m down with whatever!

And if I ask for your hand?

France 18th century formal ballroom attire for nobility!

Adorably lost and found

?

Perish the thoughts

That’s oddly specific….

Perish the thoughts

Any reason Kaoru-san?

And if I ask for your hand?

It’s the outfits worn in one of my inter-school theater play competitions

And if I ask for your hand?

Voted most well-dressed cast of all the schools

And if I ask for your hand?

I have been waiting for a chance to reinact them!

Adorably lost and found

What was the play Kaoru-san?

And if I ask for your hand?

Beauty and the Beast!

And if I ask for your hand?

Such charming tale of pride, ignorance, and love blossomed between extraordinary, lonely souls!

Perish the thoughts

I have no idea what France 18th century outfits look like though

And if I ask for your hand?

[image of outfits worn by nobles in Rococo era: Habit à la française for men and Robe à la française for women.jpg]

And if I ask for your hand?

It’s exquisite!

Perish the thoughts

….

Perish the thoughts

It’s a lot alright

Adorably lost and found

Omg Misaki-chan you would look so nice in them!

Perish the thoughts

Kanon there’s no way in hell I can carry you if you dress like that!

And if I ask for your hand?

That’s not true

And if I ask for your hand?

I carried my partner on stage dressed up in that!

Perish the thoughts

Fuck me

And if I ask for your hand?

The setting of our lovely photoshoot can take place at dear Kokoro’s family chateau!

Where’s Michelle?

Yay!

Where’s Michelle?

Remember to ask Michelle to come take photos with us Misaki!

Perish the thoughts

…..

And if I ask for your hand?

All in favor of the France 18th century Rococo era formal ballroom attire for nobility?

Adorably lost and found

Me!

Hagu Hagumi

Me

Where’s Michelle?

Hurrayyy

Perish the thoughts

Someone needs to kill me now...
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – RAS channel]

Spread the love!

Chuchu you want to do Retro theme?

Best producer |

Yeah it seems like a good choice

Best producer |

But I’m open to other suggestions

Fiancee 1

How about we all say one thing we like then

Best fan <3

Pastel Palettes!

Best producer |

Pareo!

Best fan <3

Chuchu-sama you like me?

Best fan <3

^^

Best producer |

No!

Best producer |

I meant to scold you!

Best producer |

I like jerky!

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Popipa in a bathhouse!

Spread the love!

Ramen

Fiancee 1

Hana-chan

Best producer |

NO!

Best producer |

None of those can be a photoshoot them!

Fiancee 1

Hunger Games

Spread the love!

Ohhhh nice

Spread the love!

Like Battle Royale but on a lesser degree of violence

Best fan <3

Masking-san I thought you don’t like violent films?

Spread the love!

The plot is really good

Best producer |

What is Hunger Games?

Best fan <3

You have never watched it Chuchu-sama?

Fiancee 1

Basically 24 people were forced to battle each other to death

Popipa Pipopa!!!

So brutal >.<

Fiancee 1

Only one emerges as survivor and victor

Finacee 1

Imagine the weapon and other props we could use with this theme!

Best producer |

So someone crushes all other people and come out on top as the most amazing and vicious?

Best producer |

Sound like what RAS is destined to do!

Best producer |

Let’s go with that!

Spread the love!

Maybe watch the movie first Chuchu?

Best fan <3

Movie night!

Best fan <3

So excited!

Fiancee 1

Tonight?

Fiancee 1

I can come over Chuchu's place at around 8

Spread the love!

Lock I will come pick you up at half past 7

Spread the love!

Be ready

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Yes Masking-san!

Best producer |

???

Best producer |

Don’t I have a say in this?!!
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Pasupare channel]

Onee-chan is the best!

Sport championship!

Onee-chan is the best!

Sport championship!

Onee-chan is the best!

Sport championship!

Chisato_official

No Hina

Chisato_official

Literally none of us do sport except you

_bushido!

Samurai

_bushido!

Samurai

_bushido!

Samurai

_bushido!

Showing traditional Japanese spirit is a great way to connect with our roots and our fans!

Chisato_official

…..

Chisato_official

Mark that down as a maybe

Onee-chan is the best!

That’s unfair!

Chisato_official

Life is unfair deal with it

Poodle cuddle

I like the Samurai theme too Chisato-chan!

Poodle cuddle

Some of my viewers online said they would love to see us in Samurai outfits!

Poodle cuddle

Ever since Eve-chan let it slip that she likes everything Samurai-related!

Poodle cuddle

I even gained 13 new subscribers!

Chisato_official

Alright

Chisato_official

Maya-chan any idea?

Claustrophobic hoe

Uhmm

_bushido!

Maya-san do you know that Japanese Samurai use guns too!

Claustrophobic hoe

Really?

_bushido!

Yes!

_bushido!

It’s not what people usually associate with them but Samurai do use guns!

Claustrophobic hoe

I’m good with guns I guess

Chisato_official

…That’s a terrifying statement

Claustrophobic hoe

Only at the carnival games don’t worry Chisato-san

_bushido!

Yay!

_bushido!

Samurai let’s go!

Onee-chan is the best!

I can do cartwheels in Samurai outfit!

Chisato_official

Do whatever you want

Chisato_official

As long as it’s not caught on camera
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Best producer |

It’s time!

Best producer | created a poll: Suggested theme for the upcoming photoshoot

Best producer | added an option: Hunger games/Battle royale

Demon Princess

!!!

Demon Princess

I love those movies!

Claustrophobic hoe

RAS has good taste

Yukina Imai added an option: Sport championship

Hagu Hagumi

Yay!

Hagu Hagumi

I know where my vote is going!

Perish the thoughts

At least one normal theme in this whole mess

Sparkling star added an option: Spirit animal

Yukina Imai

Oh this is a good one

Yukina’s rhodonite

Everyone already knows you’re a cat Yukina

Spread the love!

I like this too

No moca no life

Lisa-chi you’re a furry?

Yukina’s rhodonite

NO!

Adorably lost and found

What’s a furry?

Chisato_official

Something you really don’t need to know Kanon-chan

Poodle cuddle added an option: Samurai

Sparkling star

Samurai are so sparkling!

DoneTM

Everything is sparkling to you!

And if I ask for your hand?

Samurai are masters of the horses!

And if I ask for your hand?

Such graceful movements on top of beguiling beasts!

Where’s Michelle? added an option: France 18th century Rococo era formal ballroom attire for nobility

Chisato_official

What the

DoneTM

?????

Perish the thoughts

Don’t ask

Big Udagawa

Trust Haruhapi to come up with the most random theme possible

Ran Mitake added an option: Pirates

Impulse bread control

Pirates?

No moca no life

Pirates my friends

Best producer |

As a rule, you cannot vote for your band’s idea

Best producer |

Let the voting begin!

Best producer |

And send me the detail of your measurements!

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Best producer | closed the poll: Suggested theme for the upcoming photoshoot

Big Udagawa

What does it say about us

Big Udagawa

When Haruhapi’s outlandish idea somehow got the most votes out of all options?

Baby needs guardian

We’re all morons at heart

Perish the thoughts

Infectious disease

Impulse bread control

The idea actually sounds fun

Uuhaha

Like I would pass the chance to see Kaoru-senpai and Sayo-san in those 3-piece ball suit things

Uuhaha

Please!

Chisato_official

….

Onee-chan is the best!

Onee-chan can we have matching suits???

Onee-chan is the best!

Or dresses???

Beast Tamer

!

Ran Mitake

Tsugu I’m watching you!

Ran Mitake

Stay away from both the Hikawas!

Hagu Hagumi

Yeah don’t be a homewrecker man

Yukina’s rhodonite

???

Claustrophibic hoe

Mood

Sayo Hikawa

….

Sayo Hikawa

Hina you would have to take it up with Rinko or Chuchu

Sayo Hikawa

They’re in charge of the costumes for Roselia, I think

Onee-chan is the best!

YAY

Sayo Hikawa

Make sure to not bother them during school hours!

DoneTM

Okay with the ball attire thing but

DoneTM

Hunger Games too?

DoneTM

Why???

Fiancee 1

We like to dress nice and kill people?

Baby needs guardian

Valid

Claustrophobic hoe

Mood

No moca no life

Truer words have never been spoken!

And if I ask for your hand?

Such fleeting themes!

_bushido!

Dibs on the katana and wakizashiv!

_bushido!

I have been training my whole life for this!

_bushido!

Bushido!

Poodle cuddle

…..

Poodle cuddle

That sounds dangerous >.<

Chisato_official

Don’t worry Aya-chan they are just props

Chisato_official

Right Chuchu?

Best producer |

Right!

Adorably lost and found

Yay!

Adorably lost and found

Misaki-chan ^^

Perish the thoughts

….

Perish the thoughts

I’m joining an intensive upper body strength training course tomorrow

Perish the thoughts

Anyone else interested?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Here ☆

DoneTM

???

Impulse bread control

Misaki you already can bench press all of us here

Uuhaha

?!!

Perish the thoughts

Look at those fucking dresses Saaya

Perish the thoughts

They must weight a ton!

Claustrophobic hoe

Such strength…

No moca no life

Such simp

Sparkling star

I wonder what I will get at the shoot!

Sparkling star

Hoping for a sparkling star!

Sparkling star

Chuchu? @Best producer |

Best producer |

???

Best producer |

You need to be more specific!

RinRin

Here are the measurements for Roselia Chuchu-san

Impulse bread control

Oh right

Impulse bread control

Here are Popipa’s too Chuchu

Best producer |

Thank you!

Sayo Hikawa

When will the photoshoot take place Chuchu-san?

Best producer |

Next Saturday!

Where’s Michelle?

So excited!

Sparkling star

YEEEEE!
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

DoneTM

Fucking hell

DoneTM

Look at this!

DoneTM

[picture of shelves upon shelves of weapon display.jpg]

Big Udagawa

…That’s a large collection to choose from

Best producer |

Of course! These people are professionals

Best producer |

Name whatever you want and you shall get it!

Baby needs guardian

Machete knife?

Fiancee 1

???

Best producer |

Third shelf, second on the left

Perish the thoughts

This is nothing

Perish the thoughts

You should have seen Kokoro family weapon collection

DoneTM

Why the hell would Kokoro family have a weapon collection???

Perish the thoughts

No idea

Uuhaha

Ooooh a trident

Claustrophobic hoe

OMG IS THAT A GUILLOTINE???

Claustrophobic hoe

OUT OF MY WAY PEOPLE!

Beast Tamer

…That’s a weird weapon to bring into the Games…

Sayo Hikawa

I agree

Sayo Hikawa

We need something more convenient and will not hinder our movements too much

Sayo Hikawa

Like this sword, for example

Chisato_official

Aya-chan take this crossbow

Chisato_official

They don’t need too much force to fire

Poodle cuddle

Thank you Chisato-chan ^^

Big Udagawa

I’m taking this mace

Big Udagwa

Guarantee to smash everything it comes into contact with!

Perish the thoughts

…You ppl are taking this way too seriously

Demon Princess

RinRin look at this Spear of Darkness!

RinRin

Ako-chan that naginata is taller than you ૮(˶╥︿╥)ა

Popipa Pipopa!!!

So many >.<

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Masking-san what are you going to choose?

Spread the love!

A club

Best fan <3

Yes Masking-san can never hurt a fly!

Popipa Pipopa

Oh I will take the same then

No moca no life

Those are all boring choices!

No moca no life

This halberd baby is going to mine for the day!

Ran Mitake

Moca that thing is bigger than your head

No moca no life

*shrug* never stop me before

Ran Mitake

??? What’s that supposed to mean???

DoneTM

Hey what’s up with Kokoro’s strange fixation with the bazooka over there?

Adorably lost and found

….Arisa-chan

Perish the thoughts

Trust me you don’t want to know

Yukina Imai

I found an herb

Sayo Hikawa

Again Minato-san?
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Cubed in-laws probation]

Fiancee 1

[picture of O-Tae at the studio.jpg]

Fiancee 1

Girl be looking like this and people expect me not want to marry her

Perish the thoughts

???

Onee-chan is the best!

But Tae-chan is not doing anything?

Fiancee 1

Exactly

Fiancee 1

A whole 5-course meal
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Chisato_official

Hina!

Chisato_official

What’s the moral lesson of today?!

Onee-chan is the best!

Don’t jump on onee-chan’s back when she’s princess carrying Rinko-chan….

Chisato_official

No

Chisato_official

Don’t be yourself!

Onee-chan is the best!

:((((

Ran Mitake

Sometimes I’m glad that I’m an only child

Ran Mitake

Also even more glad that Hina-senpai is not related to me

Impulse bread control

Is Sayo-senpai alright Rinko-senpai?

Impulse bread control

@RinRin?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Sayo has a concussion

Yukina’s rhodonite

Rinko is pretty freaked out now so….

Yukina’s rhodonite

But at least Sayo’s awake so she should be fine in a few hours

No moca no life

Damn

No moca no life

How heavy Hina-senpai must be to make Sayo-san collapse like that

Ran Mitake

MOCA!

No moca no life

And here I thought she’s built like a truck

Demon Princess

Sayo-san is a tank!

Onee-chan is the best!

I’m sorry >.<

Yukina Imai

Sayo was just caught of guard

Yukina Imai

She’s normally much stronger than that

Big Udagawa

Yeah Moca it’s not like everyone can be Misaki

Perish the thoughts

????

*Chisato_official changed Onee-chan is the best!’s name to Untamed circus monkey*

Chisato_official

Something tell me Hina would fit right in with Haruhapi

Perish the thoughts

No!

Adorably lost and found

Misaki-chan are you alright???

Adorably lost and found

You look like you’re about to faint too!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Never thought I would ever see the day Rinko’s mad at someone but alas here we are

Untamed circus monkey

She won’t even look at me :((

Untamed circus monkey

Kick me out of the room

Demon Princess

RinRin scary :((

Beast Tamer

Come on Hina-senpai let’s go downstair for a quick coffee

Beast Tamer

Some walking might be good for you

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan likes coffee too…

Untamed circus monkey

What if she won’t any more :(((

Best producer |

Our condolences to Sayo Hikawa

Best fan <3

Chuchu-sama she’s not dead!

Spread the love!

Yeah we want to bake her a get-well cake

Yukina Imai

That’s nice of you to do so

Spread the love!

What’s Hikawa-san’s favorite flavor?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Potato

Spread the love!

???
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan I’m sorry :((

Untamed circus monkey

Please be alright >.<

Sayo Hikawa

Hina Sayo-chan is not allowed to use her phone yet

Sayo Hikawa

At least for another 2 hours

Untamed circus monkey

Rinko-chan I’m sorry!

Untamed circus monkey

Please tell me when I’m allowed to go in?

Untamed circus monkey

I’m right outside…

Sayo Hikawa

Later
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Chisato_official

Well aside from Hikawa-san’s unfortunate accident

Chisato_official

The photoshoot overall has been a success

Sparkling star

Arisa looks so cute in her gown ^^

DoneTM

NO

Impulse bread control

Yes you do

DoneTM

Saaya!

No moca no life

I’m surprised Kasumi even know the word gown

Baby needs guardian

Back off!

No moca no life

?

Poodle cuddle

[picture of Aya and Chisato in ballroom setting.jpg]

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan we’re cute too ^^

Best fan <3

!!!!! Saved!!!!

Chisato_official

Yes we are Aya-chan

Perish the thoughts

Why is that out of all couples here

Perish the thoughts

The ones that look the most like wedding photos are Masking-san and Lock-san?

Spread the love!

?

Popipa Pipopa!!!

>_<

No moca no life

It’s that perfect height difference let me tell you

Perish the thoughts

Oh so

Perish the thoughts

These too?

Perish the thoughts

[Picture of Tomoe and Himari in Hunger Games outfits.jpg]

No moca no life

Yeah but the menacing aura is overpowering everthing else

Ran Mitake

That’s just Tomoe

Ran Mitake

Himari can’t be menacing no matter how hard she try to be tough

Uuhaha

Hey!

Yukina Imai

Excuse you

Yukina Imai

The perfect height difference is Lisa and I

Yukina Imai

Asahi-san would have to crane her neck if she wants to kiss Satou-san

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Yukina-senpai >_<

Yukina’s rhodonite

OMG Yukina!

Adorably lost and found

Agree!

Perish the thoughts

Kanon???

No moca no life

Out of all things there

No moca no life

And Rimirin chose a fishing rod???

No moca no life

WHY?

No moca no life

It’s not even a weapon!

DoneTM

You leave Rimi alone!

Choco Choco no mint

[video of Saaya and Kokoro juggling various weapons while maintaining a conversation with each other.mp4]

Claustrophobic

????

Hagu Hagumi

That looks fun!

_bushido!

Teach me your way Saaya-sensei!!!

Best producers |

That’s dangerous!

Chisato_official

How the hell?

And if I ask for your hand?

Look like our dear Kokoro made a new juggling friend

And if I ask for your hand?

Nothing is stronger than a bond forged by similar predisposition

Big Udagawa

Saaya?

DoneTM

No surprise here

DoneTM

Saaya is really good with her hands

No moca no life

A fact that benefits you greatly I'm sure

DoneTM

Fuck you!

No moca no life

No thank you

Impulse bread control

@Best producer | Chuchu why did you let Kasumi keep the shurikens???

Sparkling star

They are called Throwing Star everyone!

Sparkling star

[picture of shurikens.jpg]

Sparkling star

So sparky!!!

Sparkling star

And pointy too!

Impulse bread control

NO

Best producer |

I didn’t???

Best producer |

Kasumi Toyama give them back!
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan I’m so sorry :((

Untamed circus monkey

Please forgive me :((((((

Sayo Hikawa

….

Sayo Hikawa

Hina it’s alright

Sayo Hikawa

You have been apologizing the entire day now

Sayo Hikawa

23 times to be exact

Untamed circus monkey

But I hurt onee-chan :((

Sayo Hikawa

It’s fine

Sayo Hikawa

It’s just like when we were younger

Sayo Hikawa

You were always so energetic

Sayo Hikawa

I’m used to it, don’t worry

Untamed circus monkey

I still feel so guilty…

Sayo Hikawa

Just make sure you don’t do that again

Sayo Hikawa

Or if you want, please announce your intention first so I can be prepared

Sayo Hikawa

I think Rinko’s more worried than I was

Untamed circus monkey

Yes….

Sayo Hikawa

Now come

Sayo Hikawa

You can buy me some fries on our way home

Untamed circus monkey

Yes onee-chan!!!

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan can I ask something.....

Untamed circus monkey

I don’t know what to do

Sayo Hikawa

.....

Sayo Hikawa

Hina what have you done?

Untamed circus monkey

Nothing!

Untamed circus monkey

It's just

Untamed circus monkey

Someone gave me a love letter

Untamed circus monkey

I think?

Sayo Hikawa

???

Sayo Hikawa

They WHAT?

Sayo Hikawa

Who??

Untamed circus monkey

An underclassman from my school

Untamed circus monkey

I saw her sometimes in my budget meetings

Untamed circus monkey

She’s in the choir club

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan what should I do?

Sayo Hikawa

....

Sayo Hikawa

Well do you like her?

Untamed circus monkey

I don’t know?

Sayo Hikawa

Wait for me

Sayo Hikawa

I need to go take care of something first

Untamed circus monkey

Okey
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Sayo Hikawa

Imai-san I need help!

Sayo Hikawa

This is an emergency!

Sayo Hikawa

Please!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Woa Sayo calm down

Yukina’s rhodonite

What’s wrong?

Sayo Hikawa

Someone gave Hina a love letter

Sayo Hikawa

She asked for my advice and I don’t know what to say!!!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Who???

Sayo Hikawa

I don’t know some girl in the choir at school!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Let’s call in reinforcement
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Cubed in-laws probation]

Untamed circus monkey

Guys can I ask you something?

Untamed circus monkey

I’m not really sure who I should go to

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan is busy...

Perish the thoughts

?

Finacee 1

Yes of course

Fiancee 1

You’re among friends here

Fiancee 1

This is a safe space

Untamed circus monkey

Someone sent me a love letter

Perish the thoughts

????

Perish the thoughts

What the hell?

Fiancee 1

What does it say?

Untamed circus monkey

Uhm

Untamed circus monkey

She likes me and want us to go out for dinner this evening?

Perish the thoughts

Why are you saying it like a question???

Untamed circus monkey

Because I’m not sure!!!

Untamed circus monkey

Here see it for yourself!

Untamed circus monkey

[image of love letter – addressed to Hina Hikawa.jpg]

Fiancee 1

Go for it

Untamed circus monkey

Really?

Perish the thoughts

??

Perish the thoughts

Wait shouldn’t we only go on dates with people we like?

Perish the thoughts

Hina-san do you like her?

Untamed circus monkey

I don’t really know?

Untamed circus monkey

She’s nice ig?

Fiancee 1

And do you like anyone right now?

Fiancee 1

If someone asks me out now I would say no of course

Fiancee 1

But it’s because my heart already belongs to another

Untamed circus monkey

No I don’t think so?

Perish the thoughts

Oh

Fiancee 1

Yeah

Fiancee 1

Go!

Fiancee 1

Who knows

Fiancee 1

Maybe she’s your destined person!

Finacee 1

Like Hana-chan to me

Untamed circus monkey

Boppin'!

Perish the thoughts

???

Perish the thoughts

Wait

Perish the thoughts

I thought the school thinks you and Hazawa-san are a couple???
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*Yukina’s rhodonite created a new channel: TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION!*

*Yukina’s rhodonite added Sayo Hikawa and 12 others to the channel TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION!*

*Sayo Hikawa removed Ran Mitake, Big Udagawa, Beast Tamer, and No moca no life from the channel TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION!*

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION!]

Yukina’s rhodonite

Hello everyone

Yukina’s rhodonite

Sayo has something to ask

DoneTM

???

Claustrophobic hoe

What is this?

Sayo Hikawa

Imai-san don’t you think this is a lot of people?

Yukina’s rhodonite

No Sayo the more ideas the better

Yukina’s rhodonite

I would help you myself but Hina hasn’t said anything to me about it so....

Chisato_official

Is this about Hina?

Chisato_official

That’s it I’m out of here!

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan don’t be rude!

Poodle cuddle

Sayo-chan needs our help!

Perish the thoughts

Oh no

Perish the thoughts

Please please please don’t be about it

Adorably lost and found

Misaki-chan?

Sayo Hikawa

.....

Impulse bread control

It’s okay Sayo-senpai we are happy to help!

DoneTM

Not sure about that yet

Sayo Hikawa

...Hina just got a love letter

Chisato_official

WAIT WHAT???

Chisato_official

Who in their right mind would do that???

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan >.<

Perish the thoughts

Fuck here it goes

RinRin

What’s the problem then Sayo-chan?

Sayo Hikawa

Well the thing is

Sayo Hikawa

Someone else also likes Hina

Sayo Hikawa

And I’m more inclined to vouch for that person than the one who sent Hina that letter

Chisato_official

ANOTHER ONE?

Chisato_official

What’s wrong with these people???

Poodle cuddle

But doesn’t your school think Hina-chan and Tsugumi-chan are dating Sayo-chan?

Poodle cuddle

They even won the poll?

Poodle cuddle

Why would someone send Hina-chan a love letter?

Perish the thoughts

Yeah that’s what I asked too

Claustrophobic hoe

Oh about that

Yukina’s rhodonite

After the poll Ran and the rest of Afterglow launched an entire campaign to let ppl know Hina and Tsugu are not dating

Yukina’s rhodonite

They even went from room to room

Claustrophobic hoe

...Mitake-san was so scary :((

DoneTM

Overdramatic!

Adorably lost and found

Is it Tsugumi-chan Sayo-chan?

Perish the thoughts

???

Sayo Hikawa

? I’m afraid I don’t understand your question Matsubara-san?

Adorably lost and found

Is the other person who also likes Hina-chan is Tsugumi-chan?

Chisato_official

What???

Chisato_official

I thought it was just a rumor?!!

Sayo Hikawa

....

Poodle cuddle

See Chisato-chan I always thought those two would be so cute together ^^

Yukina’s rhodonite

Omg Sayo is that true???

Sayo Hikawa

....

Sayo Hikawa

How do you know Matsubara-san?

Adorably lost and found

I know the signs ^^

DoneTM

Of a hopelessly pining lesbian

DoneTM

You were one yourself not long ago Kanon-senpai

Adorably lost and found

Yes that’s how I know ^^

Yukina’s rhodonite

Oh that’s why you remove Afterglow from this chat Sayo?

Claustrophobic hoe

So you need our help to figure out how to get Hina-san to go out with Hazawa-san

Claustrophobic hoe

Instead of that random girl

Claustrophobic hoe

Right?

Sayo Hikawa

That would be correct

Perish the thoughts

Too late

Perish the thoughts

Hina-san already plans to go out with her tonight

Chisato_official

HOW??

Sayo Hikawa

??? She literally just asked me what to do an hour ago

Perish the thoughts

Yes and that’s an entire hour you left her alone with Layer-san

Yukina’s rhodonite

??? How did Layer get involved in this???

Poodle cuddle

Aww why didn’t you stop her Misaki-chan?

Perish the thoughts

I didn’t know!

Perish the thoughts

And talking with Hina-san is like talking with Kokoro sometimes!

Perish the thoughts

Look!

*Perish the thoughts added Where’s Michelle? to the channel TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION!*

Perish the thoughts

Hey Kokoro if someone ask you out on a date would you go with them?

Where’s Michelle?

A date?

Where’s Michelle?

Sounds fun!

Where’s Michelle?

Let’s go!!!

Perish the thoughts

But don’t you need to think about it first?

Where’s Michelle?

Nope!

*Perish the thoughts removed Where’s Michelle? from the channel TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION!*

Perish the thoughts

See what I mean?

DoneTM

That sounds like Kasumi too!

Impulse bread control

Yeah Kasumi and Kokoro share a single brain cell no doubt

Claustrophobic hoe

So what’re we gonna do?

Chisato_official

Revert to the basic

Chisato_official

Stalking them

Perish the thoughts

!!!!

Poodle cuddle

Oh that sounds fun!

Impulse bread control

I have cameras that we can use

DoneTM

Something tells me this is not a good idea

DoneTM

But desperate times call for desperate measures

Adorably lost and found

Uhmm...

Sayo Hikawa

No one is stalking my sister!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Besides you, you mean?

Sayo Hikawa

!!!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Please Sayo, knowing you you probably have the disguise on already

Chisato_official

Don’t be a hypocrite Hikawa-san!

Sayo Hikawa

She’s my sister I’m allowed to be worried about her!

Poodle cuddle

Hina’s our friend we’re allowed to be worried about her too!

Sayo Hikawa

FINE!

Sayo Hikawa

But be discrete!

RinRin

No Sayo-chan (;⌣̀_⌣́)

RinRin

Don’t do it

Perish the thoughts

Yeah Sayo-senpai that’s not a good idea!

Sayo Hikawa

Rinko...

RinRin

What do you think you would do when stalking them?

RinRin

Sabotage their date? (⇀‸↼‶)

DoneTM

Well yes?

Impulse bread control

Isn’t that the point?

Chisato_official

What else are we meant to do???

Poodle cuddle

No Chisato-chan >.<

Perish the thoughts

I’m so glad I’m not the only voice of reason in this group

Chisato_official

Aya-chan I thought you want Hina and Tsugumi to be together?

Poodle cuddle

Yes but....

Sayo Hikawa

What do you propose us do then Rinko?

RinRin

Not sabotage your sister’s date ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan I have decided!

Untamed circus monkey

I will go on that date with her tonight!

Sayo Hikawa

Oh uh

Sayo Hikawa

Be safe?

Untamed circus monkey

Yes onee-chan!
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION!]

Sayo Hikawa

Hina just told me she is going tonight

RinRin

And what did you say to her?

Sayo Hikawa

Be safe?

RinRin

Good girl

Sayo Hikawa

!

DoneTM

So now what???

DoneTM

We’re supposed to just

DoneTM

Wait???

Yukina’s rhodonite

No

Yukina’s rhodonite

We gather intel

*Yukina’s rhodonite added Beast Tamer to the channel TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION!*

Sayo Hikawa

Imai-san what are you doing???

Beast Tamer

?

Beast Tamer

Hello?

Chisato_official

Tsugumi-chan forgive Sayo but do you actually like Hina the fucking dumbass?

Sayo Hikawa

Hey!

Sayo Hikawa

Hazawa-san trust me I did not tell them!

Sayo Hikawa

They guessed!

Perish the thoughts

Well you not denying it is all the confirmation we needed

Beast Tamer

It’s alright Sayo-san

Beast Tamer

To answer your question Chisato-san yes I do like Hina-senpai

Poodle cuddle

<3

Chisato_official

But why???

Chisato_official

There’s literally nothing to like!

Chisato_official

And a lot to hate!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Why didn’t you tell us Tsugumi?

Yukina’s rhodonite

We could have helped!

Perish the thoughts

Yeah at least now Hina-san wouldn’t be 2ntnfwjtown60tly

Beast Tamer

?

Adorably lost and found

I just needed to borrow Misaki-chan’s phone for something

Adorably lost and found

It’s nothing to worry about Tsugumi-chan ^^

Sayo Hikawa

Hazawa-san I like you with my sister

Sayo Hikawa

I think you make her a lot calmer these days

Sayo Hikawa

And you know how to take good care of her when I’m not there

Sayo Hikawa

I would be happy to see you be with my sister as a couple

DoneTM

Sayo-senpai that’s so forward....

Yukina’s rhodonite

Sayo don’t scare her away!

Claustrophobic hoe

Do you feel uncomfortable Hazawa-san?

Sayo Hikawa

I’m just complimenting her???

Chisato_official

This channel is a great idea

Chisato_official

Leave the Hikawas alone and they would definitely make Tsugumi stop liking Hina after 1 week

Poodle cuddle

Aww Chisato-chan you like them together too? ^^

Chisato_official

I never have anything against Tsugumi I just couldn’t fathom how anyone can like Hina!

Perish the thoughts

Someone can apparently

Perish the thoughts

Otherwise Hina-san wouldn’t be going on a date with her now

Adorably lost and found

MISAKI-CHAN!

DoneTM

Fucking dumbass!

Claustrophobic hoe

I thought Kanon-san confiscated your phone???

Adorably lost and found

I just left to get a water!

Impulse bread control

It appears not having common sense is a shared trait of all Haruhapi members except one

Impulse bread control

I will give you a hint

Impulse bread control

It’s not you Misaki

Perish the thoughts

Oh

Perish the thoughts

.....

Perish the thoughts

Fuck

Yukina’s rhodonite

Tsugumi it’s not what it looks like!

Beast Tamer

.....

Beast Tamer

So Hina-senpai is not going on a date right now?

Yukina’s rhodonite

......

Yukina’s rhodonite

Well.....

Beast Tamer

:(

Sayo Hikawa

But Hina told me she didn’t know if she liked that girl or not so

Sayo Hikawa

You still have a chance?

*Beast Tamer left the channel TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION!*

DoneTM

Way to go idiots!

Perish the thoughts

I’m extremely sorry everyone :((

Impulse bread control

Should we add her back?

Sayo Hikawa

.....

Yukina’s rhodonite

Let’s leave her be for now

Yukina’s rhodonite

We should wait for Hina’s date end and then continue from there

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Sayo Hikawa

Hina it’s getting late

Sayo Hikawa

Where are you?

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan!

Untamed circus monkey

I’m on my way back

Untamed circus monkey

With Tsugu-chan!

Sayo Hikawa

?

Sayo Hikawa

Why is Hazawa-san with you?

Untamed circus monkey

Oh we met each other at the restaurant

Untamed circus monkey

So I invited her to seat with us!

Sayo Hikawa

…..

Sayo Hikawa

Did the girl you’re on a date with say anything about it?

Untamed circus monkey

Huh

Untamed circus monkey

She said she didn’t mind!

Sayo Hikawa

….I see

Sayo Hikawa

And now Hazawa-san is walking you home?

Untamed circus monkey

Yep

Untamed circus monkey

I told her she didn’t need to

Untamed circus monkey

But Tsugu-chan insisted

Untamed circus monkey

Said we can look for stars on our way back

Untamed circus monkey

The stars are so bright tonight onee-chan!

Untamed circus monkey

Boppin’!

Sayo Hikawa

…Yes Hina

Sayo Hikawa

Go back to watching the stars with Hazawa-san

Sayo Hikawa

Be careful on your way back

Sayo Hikawa

Hazawa-san too

Untamed circus monkey

Yes onee-chan!
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Beast Tamer

Lisa-senpai can you add me back to the chat?

Yukina’s rhodonite

??

Yukina’s rhodonite

What chat Tsugumi?

Beast Tamer

The one you guys use to talk about me and Hina-senpai

Yukina’s rhodonite

…..

Yukina’s rhodonite

Sure
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION!]

*Yukina’s rhodonite added Beast Tamer to the channel TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION!*

Claustrophobic hoe

???

DoneTM

What now?!

Poodle cuddle

Welcome back Tsugumi-chan ^^

Sayo Hikawa

Hazawa-san are you back at home yet?

Perish the thoughts

Hazawa-san I’m so sorry for what I said

Beast Tamer

Hello everyone

Beast Tamer

I’m here to vent

Chisato_official

?????

Yukina’s rhodonite

What happened?

Sayo Hikawa

Does it have anything to do with the date Hina was on tonight Hazawa-san?

Beast Tamer

Oh yes it does Sayo-san

Beast Tamer

I can’t believe that girl’s nerves!

Beast Tamer

Fucking hoe

Claustrophobic hoe

???

Impulse bread control

Leave the chat for a few hours and Tsugu is swearing

Impulse bread control

Is the apocalypse coming?

Sayo Hikawa

…….

Sayo Hikawa

Hina told me you were at the restaurant with them too right?

Beast Tamer

Yes

Beast Tamer

That hoe kept touching Hina-senpai all night

Beast Tamer

How dare she touch Hina-senpai with that filthy hand!

Chisato_official

……..

Yukina’s rhodonite

Wait back up

Yukina’s rhodonite

Why were you at the restaurant with them Tsugu?

Beast Tamer

I went there

Perish the thoughts

But how did you know which one to go?

Perish the thoughts

There must be tons of restaurants in town

Beast Tamer

I asked her friend

Perish the thoughts

You know who she is???

DoneTM

How??

Beast Tamer

Oh I know exactly who that bitch is

Beast Tamer

She was always eyeing Hina-senpai everywhere!

Beast Tamer

I’m so tempted to just rip her eyes out!

Sayo Hikawa

……

Beast Tamer

Just because Hina-senpai never paid attention to that kind of things doesn’t mean I’m blind

Yukina’s rhodonite

And here I thought only Yukina has this level of possessiveness

Poodle cuddle

What happened at the date Tsugumi-chan?

Beast Tamer

They talked

Beast Tamer

And laughed

Beast Tamer

That’s what fucking happened!

Chisato_official

Hey watch your tone with Aya-chan!

Beast Tamer

I’m in the middle of venting here!

*Beast Tamer removed Chisato_official from the channel TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION!*

DoneTM

……

RinRin

(⊙_⊙)

Perish the thoughts

This girl gone feral

Claustrophobic hoe

Girl’s on a rampage

Claustrophobic hoe

Rip

Impulse bread control

….And is there anything else Tsugumi-chan?

Beast Tamer

They went to a movie

Beast Tamer

Holding hands!

Beast Tamer

HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPEN???

Yukina’s rhodonite

Woaa calm down first Tsugu ☆

Yukina’s rhodonite

Start from the beginning

Beast Tamer

Urgg!
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Sayo Hikawa

Hina you awake?

Untamed circus monkey

Yes onee-chan!

Untamed circus monkey

You wanna jam???

Sayo Hikawa

….Hina it’s midnight we can’t play the guitar now

Untamed circus monkey

Bummer :(

Sayo Hikawa

I want to ask what are you going to do tomorrow?

Untamed circus monkey

Huh

Sayo Hikawa

About that girl

Untamed circus monkey

Oh

Untamed circus monkey

I will just tell her I don’t like her that way

Sayo Hikawa

Really?

Untamed circus monkey

Yeah, I already told you earlier onee-chan!

Untamed circus monkey

It didn’t click

Untamed circus monkey

I want to feel that boppin’ feeling like onee-chan told me about your first date with Rinko-chan!

Sayo Hikawa

……

Sayo Hikawa

Is there anything particular about her that you don’t like?

Untamed circus monkey

Hmmm

Untamed circus monkey

She didn't really understand what I was talking about at times?

Sayo Hikawa

Oh?

Untamed circus monkey

Like

Untamed circus monkey

Whenever I thought of something really boppin’ to tell her

Untamed circus monkey

She just smiled and didn’t say anything!

Untamed circus monkey

Talking with Tsugu-chan on our way back is even more fun than that!

Untamed circus monkey

Oh Tsugu-chan showed me this constellation that looks really like a dog onee-chan!

Untamed circus monkey

I will show you tomorrow!

Sayo Hikawa

Hmmm

Sayo Hikawa

That’s alright

Sayo Hikawa

At least you made an effort to talk to her

Untamed circus monkey

Yeah

Sayo Hikawa

Remember to be gentle tomorrow when you talk to her

Sayo Hikawa

Don’t do it over text

Sayo Hikawa

Be considerate of her feelings

Untamed circus monkey

Yeppp

Untamed circus monkey

Hey onee-chan does Rinko-chan have any sibling???

Sayo Hikawa

….No Hina

Sayo Hikawa

Go to sleep

Untamed circus monkey

Good night onee-chan!

Sayo Hikawa

Good night Hina
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses - TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION!]

Beast Tamer

And that’s what happened!

DoneTM

That’s all?

Poodle cuddle

….

Impulse bread control

But those are just normal date activities Tsugumi-chan….

Beast Tamer

Well I don’t like it ok!

Perish the thoughts

Quick someone say something to tame the beast

Adorably lost and found

Tsugumi-chan you wanna learn how to felt?

Adorably lost and found

It’s a great stress relief

Adorably lost and found

You can even felt a dog for Hina-chan ^^

Beast Tamer

….You think she will like it?

Adorably lost and found

Yeah, both the Hikawas really like dogs

Yukina’s rhodonite

Can confirm

RinRin

That’s true

RinRin

Sayo-chan sleeps with the dog plushie I got her every night

Poodle cuddle

Aww that’s so cute

Claustrophobic hoe

Starting to think Shirokane-san is the top in the relationship

Sayo Hikawa

….Rinko please

Sayo Hikawa

There’s no need for them to know that

Claustrophobic hoe

That you’re the bottom???

Sayo Hikawa

NO!

Adorably lost and found

Really Sayo-chan?

Impulse bread control

Didn’t see that coming

Perish the thoughts

Well you learn new things everyday

Sayo Hikawa

I’m the top!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Guys ease up

Yukina’s rhodonite

Sayo has fragile ego~

Sayo Hikawa

I do not have fragile ego!

*Yukina's rhodonite changed Sayo Hikawa's name to Fragile Ego*

Fragile Ego

Imai-san!

Yukina’s rhodonite

You need a nickname anyway~

DoneTM

Can we move on from this conversation please?!

DoneTM

Did not need that image in my mind!

Claustrophobic hoe

You already have an image in your mind that fast???

Impulse bread control

Arisa why??

Fragile Ego

Anyway!

Fragile Ego

Hazawa-san Hina told me she didn’t like that girl after today’s date

Fragile Ego

She is going to tell her tomorrow

Beast Tamer

Really?

Beast Tamer

But they looked like they had so much fun earlier….

Fragile Ego

Hina said talking with you is more fun than talking with that girl

Beast Tamer

!!!!

Impulse bread control

Way to go Tsugu!

Yukina’s rhodonite

That’s good Tsugu!

Yukina’s rhodonite

You already have an advantage over other people

Beast Tamer

What other people??

Yukina’s rhodonite

…..

Adorably lost and found

No there’s no other people Tsugumi-chan

Clasutrophobic hoe

Yeah Hina-san’s all yours

Beast Tamer

^^

*Beast Tamer added Chisato_official to the channel TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION!*

Beast Tamer

Chisato-san I’m sorry for my action earlier

Beast Tamer

I was overly upset

Chisato_official

….

Chisato_official

Not sure what happened while I was gone but

Chisato_official

Apology accepted Tsugumi-chan

Perish the thoughts

Love really does change people huh

Claustrophobic hoe

For better or for worse?

DoneTM

This whole thing has been a headache and a waste of time!

DoneTM

I’m going to bed

Perish the thoughts

No one asked you to stay up for this

Impulse bread control

Don’t mind her, she’s just being a tsundere again ^^

Impulse bread control

That’s how Arisa shows she cares

DoneTM

Saaya!
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses - General chat]

No moca no life

This chat has been too quiet for a while

No moca no life

Time to unlease some chaos

No moca no life

Shakespeare is a French author who wrote the piece of trash Catcher in the Rye and died a miserable death

And if I ask for your hand?

!!!!

And if I ask for your hand?

How fucking dare you!!!

Fragile Ego

There’s so many things wrong in that sentence I don’t even

Yukina Imai

? Sayo why is your name that?

Sparkling star

You can write a piece of trash?

Where’s Michelle?

Died a miserable death?

Where’s Michelle?

:(

Sparkling star

Time to try it out!

Spread the love!

Hey Catcher in the Rye is actually good!

Ran Mitake

MOCA WHY???

Fragile Ego

First of all, Shakespeare is an English author

DoneTM

No KASUMI you dumbass!!!

Impulse bread control

That’s just a figure of speech Kasumi

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yukina do you remember anything about Shakespeare?

Yukina’s rhodonite

It’s gonna be in the test next week

Perish the thoughts

MOCA why the hell must you anger the beast???

Fiancee 1

I’m surprised they teach Catcher in the Rye at your school Masking

_bushido!

Where’s the beast?

_bushido!

I’m here to banish it with bushido power!

Fragile Ego

Second, Salinger, an American author, was the one who wrote Catcher in the Rye

Baby needs guardian

Is there a beauty to the beast?

And if I ask for your hand?

Wait until I get my hands on your neck MOCA!

Spread the love!

So you think Catcher in the Rye is trash too Layer???

Fiancee 1

I didn’t say that!

Sparkling star

Speech has figure?

Uuhaha

Kaoru-senpai do you need help with strangling Moca?

Choco Choco no mint

Me too Kaoru-san!!!

Yukina Imai

I do not recall who Shakespeare is Lisa

Yukina Imai

You are always the only one in my mind

Yukina’s rhodonite

Do not sweet talk your way out of this!

Where’s Michelle?

Can we revive the guy and give him a lot of smiles?

Where's Michelle?

So he can die happily instead?

Hagu Hagumi

Great idea!

Perish the thoughts

NO!

Untamed circus monkey

You can die and be revived???

Untamed circus monkey

Nice!

DoneTM

Saaya can you come and slap some sense into Kasumi please?!

Demon Princess

Through the power of darkness shall Shakespeare rise again!

Demon Princess

Release chaos into the world!

Demon Princess

Kaboom!

Big Udagawa

Ako stay out of this!

Fragile Ego

Although I disagree with you saying Catcher in the Rye is a piece of trash, I will respect it since it’s a matter of personal opinion

Spread the love!

See Layer Sayo-san knows a good book when she sees one

Spread the love!

You are uncultured!

Ran Mitake

Moca I’m going to kick you from this chat!

Beast Tamer

NO Hina-senpai don’t jump!

Chisato_official

What the fuck is Hina doing?

Poodle cuddle

?

Fiancee 1

I never said I agree with Moca-san!

Fiancee 1

You’re misinterpreting it!

And if I ask for your hand?

Go forward my kittens!

And if I ask for your hand?

In the name of the great Shakespeare we will obliterate everyone who dares to tarnish his name!

No moca no life

I would like to see you try!

Untamed circus monkey

Tsugu-chan you have never wondered how it’s like to fly?

Beast Tamer

NO!

Chisato_official

Oh my fucking god!

Beast Tamer

Please come inside the fence Hina-senpai!

Fragile Ego

Last but not least, there has been a lot of speculation about Shakespeare’s cause of death

Sparkling star

Oh I want to fly too Hina-san!!!

Impulse bread control

Anyone knows where I can buy a leash?

Fragile Ego

Nothing conclusive has been reached yet so you cannot say for sure he died a miserable death

Spread the love!

Oh so now you’re blaming me for your words?

Fiancee 1

Hell no!

Best producer |

Don’t fight within the band!

Ran Mitake

Why can’t I kick Moca out of this channel???

DoneTM

No Kasumi!

Impulse bread control

Kasumi I’m banning you from hanging out with Hina-san from now on

Untamed circus monkey

Don’t worry Tsugu-chan Kokoro-chan can revive me if anything happens!

Where’s Michelle?

Yay!

Perish the thoughts

No she can’t!

No moca no life

You can’t Ran cause I’m the admin of this server

No moca no life

Mwahahahahah

And if I ask for your hand?

Grrrr

*And if I ask for your hand? blocked No moca no life*

Poodle cuddle

We can block people?

Claustrophobic hoe

As she deserved

No moca no life

Ha that only stops me from direct messaging you!

RinRin

Sayo-chan maybe pay attention to your sister? ( ; ω ; )

Fragile Ego

Huh

Chisato_official

Your fucking suicidal sister!

Fragile Ego

What??

Fragile Ego

No!

Fragile Ego

Hina we have plan to go to the firework festival next week!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yukina I’m really concerned about your grades at this point….

Untamed circus monkey

!!!!

Untamed circus monkey

Yes onee-chan!

No moca no life

As you can see this is the fastest way to summon everyone in the chat

Big Udagawa

You can just @all???

No moca no life

Now where’s the fun in that

*Spread the love! changed Fiancee 1’s name to Uncultured!!!*

*Uncultured!!! changed her name to I really did not mean it bro you gotta believe me*

DoneTM

Oh my goodness!

Best producer |

Nope!

Best producer |

Pareo!

Best fan <3

Yes Chuchu-sama ^^

*Best fan <3 changed I really did not mean it bro you gotta believe me’s name to Fiancee 1*

Perish the thoughts

Kokoro promise me you won’t go find Shakespeare’s grave and try to revive him!

Hagu Hagumi

Too late!

Adorably lost and found

?

No moca no life

Mission accomplished

Chsiato_official

Dear god why did you let Moca into this earth

Chisato_official

Wasn’t Kaoru a punishment enough

And if I ask for your hand?

Hey I’m the victim here!

Chisato_official

No one cares about you!

Uuhaha

I do Kaoru-senpai!

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION!]

Yukina’s rhodonite

@Beast Tamer Tsugumi you there?

Yukina’s rhodonite

It’s urgent!

DoneTM

?

Chisato_official

I’m at the café

Chisato_official

Tsugumi-chan looks busy at the moment Lisa-chan

Adorably lost and found

What’s wrong Lisa-chan?

Poodle cuddle

Is there anything we can help with?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yeah so

Yukina’s rhodonite

Tsugumi needs to ask Hina out quick

Yukina’s rhodonite

Like

Yukina’s rhodonite

Now

Claustrophobic hoe

???

Perish the thoughts

You’re on a deadline or smth?

Fragile Ego

May I ask why the urgency Imai-san?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Ako just told me someone from her class likes Hina too

Chisato_official

What the hell??

Beast Tamer

Who???

Poodle cuddle

Tsugumi-chan?

Perish the thoughts

That was fast

Perish the thoughts

Aren’t you busy right now?

Beast Tamer

Thought I heard Hina-senpai’s name here

DoneTM

….That does not make sense at all!

Impulse bread control

Never underestimate the power of a woman in love Arisa

Beast Tamer

I’m gonna need the name, class, family members, birthdate and time of birth of the target Lisa-senpai

Claustrophobic hoe

Birthdate and time?

Perish the thoughts

That sounds suspicious…

Fragile Ego

…..

Beast Tamer

Nevermind just give me the name

Beast Tamer

I can figure the rest out

Adorably lost and found

Something tell me that’s not a good idea…

Yukina’s rhodonite

Ahaha 💧

Beast Tamer

Classmate of Ako-chan right?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Uhm no?

Chisato_official

Ok but like seriously

Chisato_official

How the hell there’re so many ppl interested in the dumbass???

Perish the thoughts

Girls these days

Perish the thoughts

Mystery

Poodle cuddle

It’s because Hina-chan is cute Chisato-chan ^^

Chisato_official

No

DoneTM

The Hikawas just attract girls like moths I swear

DoneTM

Something must be in the genes

Fragile Ego

???

Fragile Ego

What do you mean by that Ichigaya-san?

Yukina’s rhodonite

That both you and Hina are chick magnets

RinRin

(⇀‸↼‶)

Perish the thoughts

Yeah I can see it

Fragile Ego

I can’t?

DoneTM

Sayo-senpai you have no idea how many of your admirers I had to chase away from the student council’s room

Poodle cuddle

How many?

Perish the thoughts

Ten?

DoneTM

Not even close

Perish the thoughts

Poor Rinko-senpai

Fragile Ego

??? How did I not know about that?

RinRin

Why would you want to know about that Sayo-chan? <( ̄ ﹌  ̄)>

Fragile Ego

Oh uhmm no reason?

DoneTM

I still keep the list of names if you want Sayo-senpai?

RinRin

Burn them Ichigaya-san

Claustrophobic hoe

Burn what? The names or the girls?

Perish the thoughts

!!! How are the girls even an option to you??

Yukina’s rhodonite

It’s those puppy eyes I’m telling you

Yukina’s rhodonite

There’s no immunity from them

Chisato_official

Hina’s eyes are just annoying

Perish the thoughts

How can eyes be annoying?

Chisato_official

You never have the urge to strangle Hina when look into her eyes??

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan >.<

Perish the thoughts

…..

Perish the thoughts

Fair

Beast Tamer

I got the name from Ako-chan

Beast Tamer

Thank you Lisa-senpai for your information

Yukina’s rhodonite

What???

Impulse bread control

Let’s be rational about this Tsugu

Claustrophobic hoe

Yeah you can’t just chase away other girls like that forever

Claustrophobic hoe

You need to make a move yourself!

Adorably lost and found

Yup

Adorably lost and found

Be brave Tsugumi-chan!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yeah Tsugu just ask Hina out

Beast Tamer

>.<

Beast Tamer

…I can’t

Beast Tamer

I don’t know how…

Adorably lost and found

I can give you tips on how to ask someone out!

Adorably lost and found

Guarantee to work!

Perish the thoughts

NO Kanon!

Poodle cuddle

The firework festival is this weekend Tsugumi-chan!

Poodle cuddle

A great opportunity to ask Hina-chan to go with you

Beast Tamer

Hina-senpai already planned to go with Sayo-san

Fragile Ego

Oh we just agreed to go there together

Fragile Ego

I have plans with Rinko

Fragile Ego

I think Hina is going to look around with Pastel Palettes?

Claustrophobic hoe

Yeah Eve-san and I were given the babysitter roles

Claustrophobic hoe

You’re more than welcome to relieve us from the burden Hazawa-san

Beast Tamer

…I still don’t know

Perish the thoughts

You lost 100% of the chance you don’t take Hazawa-san

Chisato_official

Well the worst is she says no

Beast Tamer

>_<

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan don’t be mean!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Go on Tsugumi

Yukina’s rhodonite

Ask her!

Impulse bread control

Yeah before some other girl has the same idea and ask Hina-san before you

Impulse bread control

The festival is an ideal first date spot after all

Beast Tamer

!

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan and I will be there too Tsugumi-chan!

Poodle cuddle

If you need help

Adorably lost and found

Misaki-chan and I too!

Yukina’s rhodonite

I think all of us are gonna be there

Yukina’s rhodonite

Don’t worry Tsugumi you have moral support ☆

Perish the thoughts

Physical support too if it comes to that
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct messasge]

Beast Tamer

Uhm Hina-senpai?

Untamed circus monkey

Tsugu-chan!

Beast Tamer

……

Beast Tamer

Do you

Beast Tamer

Uhmm

Beast Tamer

Do you want to go to the firework festival this weekend with me Hina-senpai?

Untamed circus monkey

Yes!

Beast Tamer

!!!

Beast Tamer

Really?

Untamed circus monkey

I’m going with onee-chan anyway!

Untamed circus monkey

I will meet you there?

Beast Tamer

Yes Hina-senpai!
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION!]

Beast Tamer

Hina-senpai agreed to meet me at the festival!

Impulse bread control

Nice

Yukina’s rhodonite

That’s great!

Fragile Ego

Hina and I will arrive at around 8pm Hazawa-san

Chisato_official

What did you say to the dumbass to make her go out with you?

Poodle cuddle

There’s nothing a heartfelt confession cannot achieve ^^

Beast Tamer

Oh we’re just gonna hang out

Beast Tamer

It’s not a date

Claustrophobic hoe

…..

Perish the thoughts

As expected from Hina-san

Perish the thoughts

So simple-minded

Perish the thoughts

Wonder what’s it like to not have to be constantly worried about the smallest things

Yukina’s rhodonite

It’s alright Tsugumi!

Yukina’s rhodonite

All relationships must start somewhere

Adorably lost and found

I’m sure you and Hina-chan have a lot to talk about!

RinRin

Isn't Afterglow gonna be at the festival too Hazawa-san? (。•́︿•̀。)

Beast Tamer

…..

Beast Tamer

Oh no

Chisato_official

Didn’t think about that did you?

Fragile Ego

Mitake-san honestly scares me a little

Yukina’s rhodonite

??? Sayo is admitting to be scared of something?

RinRin

Ako-chan told me Udagawa-san once punched down a wall with just her fist….

Perish the thoughts

? Really?

Perish the thoughts

I would love to gauge her strength some time

Adorably lost and found

Not now Misaki-chan

Poodle cuddle

Oh no, so violent >.<

Fragile Ego

Anyone who wants to hurt Hina would have to step over my dead body!

Chisato_official

Is being suicidal in the Hikawa genes too?

Impulse bread control

Are you sure you can take on all 4 of them Sayo-senpai?

DoneTM

Saaya don’t encourage her!!!

Perish the thoughts

I’m here for physical support too ig

Chisato_official

Please think with your heads for once

Chisato_official

Your muscles are not bigger than your brains!

Fragile Ego

…I’m not sure if that was an insult or not Shirasagi-san?

Beast Tamer

What should I do….

Yukina’s rhodonite

Alright people here’s what we’re gonna do ☆

Yukina’s rhodonite

Divide and conquer

Yukina’s rhodonite

We will split up and distract Afterglow during the festival!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yukina and I will take Ran

Poodle cuddle

???

Adorably lost and found

Misaki-chan and I will keep Tomoe-chan occupied then

Perish the thoughts

With arm wrestling for sure

Perish the thoughts

Sayo-senpai wanna try it out with us?

Impulse bread control

Bet on Sayo-senpai wiping the floor

RinRin

Seconded

Adorably lost and found

You have my vote Misaki-chan ^^

Fragile Ego

Thank you for the invite

Fragile Ego

I might find you later in the evening

Beast Tamer

You guys…..

Yukina’s rhodonite

Himari and Moca are left, anyone?

DoneTM

Himari is going with Rimi I think

Perish the thoughts

Oh that’s easy then

Perish the thoughts

Just let me push Kaoru-san over to distract them

Perish the thoughts

Be right back

Yukina’s rhodonite

Great!

Yukina’s rhodonite

What about Moca?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Any volunteer?

Chisato_official

No

Chisato_official

Pass

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan Tsugumi-chan’s happiness is on the line here!

Poodle cuddle

Pretty please?

Chisato_official

…….

Poodle cuddle

For me?

Chisato_official

…..

Impulse bread control

Arisa and I can come with you guys Chisato-senpai

DoneTM

NO!

DoneTM

I don’t want anything to do with this!

Impulse bread control

You wanna stuck babysitting Kasumi all night then?

DoneTM

NO that’s even worse!

Perish the thoughts

Oh no Kokoro

Perish the thoughts

Please don’t let Kokoro meet Kasumi!

Impulse bread control

It’s alright we will know where Kasumi is

Impulse bread control

We have a tracker

Perish the thoughts

You put a tracker on your idiot???

DoneTM

You don’t???

Yukina’s rhodonite

Relax Misaki

Yukina’s rhodonite

What’s the worst can happen?

Perish the thoughts

I DON’T KNOW AND I DON’T WANT TO FIND OUT!

Adorably lost and found

How about you go with Tomoe-chan and I go with Kokoro then Misaki-chan?

Perish the thoughts

No Kanon!

Perish the thoughts

You’ll die!

Perish the thoughts

I’m not prepared to lose you so soon!

Perish the thoughts

We’re supposed to grow old together!

Adorably lost and found

I don’t want to leave you either Misaki-chan >.<

Adorably lost and found

But there’s nothing we can do…

Adorably lost and found

Just for a night, we have to be apart

Adorably lost and found

It's our destiny!

Chisato_official

Jesus this is not Titanic you two!

Chisato_official

Save the sappiness for some other time!

Yukina’s rhodonite

I’m calling Layer to have her and O-Tae go with you Kanon

Perish the thoughts

Like that’s any better!

Claustrophobic hoe

This plan is so elaborate

Claustrophobic hoe

Guess Eve-san and I will follow Tsugumi and Hina-san then

Poodle cuddle

Go Tsugumi-chan ^^

DoneTM

Don’t go waste all our help and assistance!

Beast Tamer

Uhm….

Yukina’s rhodonite

Haha no pressure Tsugumi

Yukina’s rhodonite

Chills

Yukina’s rhodonite

We got your back!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Now onto more important things!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Do you already have your outfits prepared?

Fragile Ego

Hina’s yukata is dark blue with white carnation flower patterns, combined with pastel green obi

Fragile Ego

In case you want to match, Hazawa-san

Yukina’s rhodonite

Splendid idea!

Beast Tamer

Uhm thank you everyone!
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – TIME FOR AN INTERVENTION!]

Claustrophobic hoe

Panda calling Eagle 1

Claustrophobic hoe

Eagle 1

Claustrophobic hoe

1

Claustrophobic hoe

2

Claustrophobic hoe

3

DoneTM

Who the hell is Eagle 1???

Perish the thoughts

Eagle 1 responding

Chisato_official

……

Adorably lost and found

Misaki-chan…

Claustrophobic hoe

Target is moving to the south of the park

Claustrophobic hoe

Sight?

Perish the thoughts

Negative

Yukina’s rhodonite

Abort! Abort! Abort!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yukina and Ran are there!

Claustrophobic hoe

Retreating!

Adorably lost and found

Not to alarm anyone but uhmmm

Adorably lost and found

Do not freak out if you guys hear any explosion >.<

Perish the thoughts

???

Impulse bread control

Do you need calvary Kanon-senpai?

DoneTM

Focus Saaya!

DoneTM

You’re our only chance at catching Moca if she slips away!

Chisato_official

Yeah I’m not touching that…. thing

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan Moca-chan is not a thing!

Chisato_official

I beg to differ

RinRin

Sayo-chan let’s go

RinRin

Okusawa-san might need our help

Perish the thoughts

Oh thank god!

DoneTM

Why the hell are you whining Misaki??

DoneTM

Tomoe-san is the most tolerable of Afterglow!

Perish the thoughts

Yeah but she’s getting bored with me!

Chisato_official

It’s your fault for being boring then Okusawa-san

Adorably lost and found

Hey Misaki-chan is not boring!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Guys focus!

Yukina’s rhodonite

The firework is about to begin

Yukina’s rhodonite

It’s gonna be a lot of people!

Beast Tamer

Everyone

Beast Tamer

It’s alright

Beast Tamer

Go

Beast Tamer

There’s no need to cover Hina-senpai and me anymore

Beast Tamer

It’s a big place, the others won’t find us

Yukina’s rhodonite

Tsugumi

Fragile Ego

Are you sure about that Hazawa-san?

Beast Tamer

Yes! You guys should go enjoy the festival!

Beast Tamer

I can take it from here ^^

DoneTM

Hmf!

DoneTM

No need to tell me twice!

Chisato_official

Alright, if you insist

Poodle cuddle

Do let us know if anything happens Tsugumi-chan!

Beast Tamer

Yes Aya-san!

Perish the thoughts

Kanon where are you???

Perish the thoughts

Why are you not with the two idiots???

Adorably lost and found

Misaki-chan >.<

Adorably lost and found

I don’t know where I am…

Adorably lost and found

Help…

Perish the thoughts

Stay put I’m coming!

Claustrophobic hoe

You might want to consider putting a tracker on your girlfriend too

Fragile Ego

I thought we’re going to arm westle Okusawa-san?

Perish the thoughts

Tomoe-san is still there near the shrine Sayo-san!

Fragile Ego

Alright

Yukina’s rhodonite

Anyone knows where the dried squid stall is?
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Untamed circus monkey

Guys I have an announcement to make!!!

Beast Tamer

NO HINA-SENPAI!

Untamed circus monkey

I finally have a girlfriend!!!

Yukina’s rhodonite

?????

Yukina’s rhodonite

No no no not here!!!!

Yukina Imai

Lisa?

Chisato_official

Sayo-san go strangle Hina or something!!!

Fragile Ego

Hina open the door!!

Untamed circus monkey

IT’S TSUGU-CHAN!

Untamed circus monkey

Hooray!

Poodle cuddle

Congratulations!

Perish the thoughts

Fucking suicidal!

DoneTM

Spam in the chat quick!!!

Impulse bread control

🍞🍞🍞

Impulse bread control

🍞🍞🍞

Impulse bread control

🍞🍞🍞

Impulse bread control

🍞🍞🍞

Claustrophobic hoe

The weather is beautiful today!!!

Untamed circus monkey

???

Adorably lost and found

Happy birthday everyone!

Adorably lost and found

🎂 🎂

Adorably lost and found

🎂 🎂

Fragile Ego

Sea otters hold each other’s hand while sleep so they won’t drift away from the other!

DoneTM

What the hell???

Poodle cuddle

Awww

Ran Mitake

WHAT THE FUCK!

Perish the thoughts

Oh shit!

Ran Mitake

@Beast Tamer Tsugu!!!!!!

Demon Princess

Onee-chan is running out the door everyone!

Demon Princess

With a baseball bat!

Fragile Ego

Back up! I need back up at my house!!!

Impulse bread control

Incoming!

Adorably lost and found

Misaki-chan go!

Sparkling star

Ohhhh a midnight adventure!

Sparkling star

Can I come too???

Fiancee 1

What happened?

Baby needs guardian

Mess happened

Perish the thoughts

I’m going to borrow Kokoro’s rocket launcher really quick!

DoneTM

That’s an overkill!

And if I ask for your hand?

? You need the launcher too Misaki?

Claustrophobic hoe

Too?

And if I ask for your hand?

The little kitten just asked Kokoro for that

Chisato_official

What kitten????

And if I ask for your hand?

Dear Himari-chan of course!

Perish the thoughts

Fuck!

Best producer |

Why are there so many notifications from this group at 11pm???

Best fan <3

Lovers’ demise Chuchu-sama ^^

Best fan <3

How romantic!

Best fan <3

And tragic

Best producer |

Oh

Best producer |

My condolences!

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Oh no Tsugumi-senpai Hina-senpai don’t die >.<

Untamed circus monkey

????

Ran Mitake

HINA!

Ran Mitake

You promised you didn’t like Tsugu like that!

Untamed circus monkey

I did?

Adorably lost and found

Oh no

Ran Mitake

Grrrrrr!

Yukina’s rhodonite

@Yukina Imai do something!

Yukina Imai

?

Yukina Imai

Oh

Yukina Imai

Roselia is superior than Afterglow in all aspects Mitake-san

Big Udagawa

No one cares!

Ran Mitake

I’m going to tell the board to get rid of you from being the student council president!

Ran Mitake

Hina!

Yukina Imai

It didn’t seem to work Lisa

Fragile Ego

NO!

Fragile Ego

You can physcially harm Hina but I draw the line at things that can affect her education!

Claustrophobic hoe

They can?

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan ^^

Impulse bread control

Hey anyone heard from Moca?

Impulse bread control

She’s being strangely quiet

No moca no life

[image of Tsugumi quivering on the bed with Moca holding her at (fake) gun point.jpg]

No moca no life

Now what should we do with this one here hehe

Perish the thoughts

Fuck

Chisato_official

Speak of the devil and he shall appear

Impulse bread control

We forgot Tsugu is vulnerable too!

Untamed circus monkey

Oh no Tsugu-chan!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Cease fire! Cease fire!

Untamed circus monkey

Let Tsugu-chan go!

No moca no life

No can do

No moca no life

This is official Afterglow business now!

Ran Mitake

TSUGU WHY?

Ran Mitake

WHY THE HELL DO YOU LIKE HINA?

Fragile Ego

Hey watch it!

Best producer |

Oh my god!

Best producer |

This is embarrasing to watch!

Best producer |

Pull yourself together people!

Baby needs guardian

Fight fight fight!

DoneTM

O-Tae!

Yukina Imai

I agree

Yukina Imai

This is not appropriate conduct of a band leader Mitake-san

Yukina Imai

Let us talk things out

Beast Tamer

Ran

Beast Tamer

Everyone

Beast Tamer

I really like Hina-senpai

Beast Tamer

Please?

Beast Tamer

Can we be calm about this?

Spread the love!

This is even more dramatic than the movies I usually watch

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Masking-san shushhhh

Spread the love!

Oh sorry…

Ran Mitake

Tsugu….

Big Udagawa

We’re just worried for you Tsugu!

Uuhaha

Yeah Hina-senpai does not have the best reputation with people

Claustrophobic hoe

That’s mostly Chisato-san spreading the words

Chisato_official

There’s no lies in them!

Beast Tamer

I know what I’m doing

Beast Tamer

Alright?

Beast Tamer

Hina-senpai is not a terrible person like you all think

No moca no life

That’s because you always see the good in people Tsugu

Yukina’s rhodonite

There’s nothing bad about it though

Untamed circus monkey

Yes I’m not a terrible person!

Untamed circus monkey

I treat Tsugu-chan with respect!

Ran Mitake

Hina-senpai shut the hell up!

Ran Mitake

You’re still on trial here!

Fiancee 1

….This is so scary

Beast Tamer

It’s getting too late for this

Beast Tamer

Go home, all of you

Beast Tamer

I will tell you all tomorrow at school, alright?

Best producer |

Yes, finally!

DoneTM

Yeah some of us here need our beauty sleep!

DoneTM

This much drama is not good for our health!

Ran Mitake

Fine!

Ran Mitake

Moca let her go!

Ran Mitake

Come back

No moca no life

Hmmm

Big Udagawa

We expect detail explanation tmr Tsugu

Yukina’s rhodonite

Be safe on your way back everyone ☆

Chisato_official

Tsugumi-chan have you ever thought about becoming a politician in the future?

Chisato_official

That’s the fastest I have ever seen anyone deescalate such a tense situation

Best producer |

You make a good negotiator Tsugumi Hazawa!

Beast Tamer

Oh thank you

Beast Tamer

Being childhood friends has its perks!

Sparkling star

I’m so sleepy….

DoneTM

Why are you even here idiot???

Fragile Ego

Hina come down, I need help removing all these barricades in our house

Untamed circus monkey

Yes onee-chan!

Perish the thoughts

@Where’s Michelle? Kokoro please do not let people borrow the launcher that easily next time!

Impulse bread control

Let’s hope there’s no next time

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yukina no we would have to fight Arisa and Saaya for it!

Yukina Imai

Lisa

Yukina’s rhodonite

Don’t be cute!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Oh

Yukina’s rhodonite

Oops

Yukina’s rhodonite

Wrong chat

Claustrophobic hoe

?

Claustrophobic hoe

There is about to be a fight?

No moca no life

Finally

No moca no life

Tomo-chin where’s my money?

Big Udagawa

What money??

No moca no life

Remember the bet we made?

DoneTM

????

Impulse bread control

Arisa what have you done?

DoneTM

Nothing!

Fragile Ego

Is there anything I need to be concerned with Imai-san Minato-san?

Fragile Ego

As a rule, we are not allowed to get into physical fights with students from other schools

Perish the thoughts

So we can get into fights with people from our own school?

Perish the thoughts

Good to know

Fragile Ego

No!

Chisato_official

What did Arisa and Saaya do?

Impulse bread control

Arisa whatever it is I’m sure it’s not that bad

Impulse bread control

Talk to me

DoneTM

??? But I really didn’t do anything!

Yukina Imai

Let’s fight

Yukina’s rhodonite

Omg no Yukina!

RinRin

(๑′°︿°๑)

Best producer |

Popipa and Roselia are fighting?

Best producer |

I want in!

Spread the love!

Maybe not Chuchu

Spread the love!

Fighting is not always the answer

No moca no life

Pussy

Spread the love!

!!!

Ran Mitake

MOCA

Ran Mitake

WOULD YOU DIE IF YOU STOP ANTAGONIZING PEOPLE FOR JUST ONE DAY?

No moca no life

Yes I would

Poodle cuddle

>_<

Poodle cuddle

Please don’t fight?

Perish the thoughts

Why are people fighting again?

Fragile Ego

Please explain yourself Imai-san Minato-san

Fragile Ego

If it’s personal do not involve Roselia into it

No moca no life

Another pussy!

No moca no life

Leaving friends to die alone!

Fragile Ego

I’m not!

Where’s Michelle?

Can we fight you guys too Yukina?

Where’s Michelle?

I want to test out this new rifle!

Yukina’s rhodonite

NO

Perish the thoughts

NO!

Perish the thoughts

Kokoro you will go to jail if you kill Yukina-san with that!

Claustrophobic hoe

Bold of you to assume her family won’t bail her right out

Big Udagawa

Hey

Big Udagawa

Quick question

Big Udagawa

Are the Tsurumakis like arms dealers or something?

Perish the thoughts

NO

Untamed circus monkey

Arms dealers?

Sparkling star

People can buy new arms from Kokoro?

DoneTM

No dumbass not that kind of arms!

Chisato_official

……

Big Udagawa

Are you sure?

Claustrophobic hoe

That explains all the money and weapons though

Adorably lost and found

>_<

No moca no life

Shh not so loud

No moca no life

The Tsurumakis will have all of us killed for guessing their big secret

Hagu Hagumi

Chill out guys

Hagu Hagumi

I’m sure Kokoro’s family are not arms dealers

Hagu Hagumi

Even if they are there’s no way Kokoro would have us killed

Where’s Michelle?

Yes!

Fragile Ego

??

Big Udagawa

Yes to what???

Big Udagawa

Your family are not arms dealers or you are but won’t have us killed for knowing that???

Where’s Michelle?

Yes 😊

No moca no life

Fuck it’s the smiling face!

No moca no life

RUN

Claustrophobic hoe

Quick someone change the topic so we won’t be killed for getting too close to the truth!

Impulse bread control

Yukina-senpai Lisa-senpai I apologize on Arisa’s behalf for whatever she did to you

DoneTM

Why don’t you believe me?!!

DoneTM

Lisa-senpai what did we even do to you???

No moca no life

Existing

DoneTM

Go fuck yourself!

No moca no life

Fuck me yourself you coward!

DoneTM

What???

No moca no life

What?

Sparkling star

Don’t worry Saaya Arisa we will protect you!

Sparkling star

Popipa always stick together!

Chisato_official

Look at that and learn Hikawa-san

Fragile Ego

So you’re telling me you would protect all your bandmates (including my sister) whenever something happens Shirasagi-san?

Chisato_official

…..Fair

Yukina’s rhodonite

It’s nothing Saaya Arisa

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yukina and I were talking

Yukina’s rhodonite

I mentioned that cats just love Yukina no matter what their form is

Yukina’s rhodonite

That’s why Kasumi always sticks to Yukina whenever she has the chance

Baby needs guardian

Truth

Spread the love!

Oh so that must be why Chuchu likes Minato-san too

Best producer |

MASKING!

Yukina Imai

!!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Then Yukina told me she would like to adopt Kasumi

Yukina’s rhodontite

Because, you know, her tendency to pick up strays everywhere she goes

Sparkling star

!!!!!!

Yukina’s rhodonite

That’s why I told her we would have to fight the two of you for parental rights over Kasumi

Sparkling star

Nevermind Arisa Saaya I belong to Yukina-senpai now!

Sparkling star

BYE

Impulse bread control

What???

No moca no life

Lmao that was fast

DoneTM

Kasumi come back!

Impulse bread control

I’m gonna chain you to us if I have to!

Yukina’s rhodonite

See Yukina Kasumi already has parents

Yukina’s rhodonite

We cannot adopt her

Yukina Imai

:(

Yukina Imai

What about Chiyu then?

Sparkling star

No please take me!!!

Best producer |

??????

Best producer |

Who want to go with you people???

Best fan <3

No!

Fragile Ego

??

Fragile Ego

Please do not go around adopting kouhais from other schools!

Big Udagawa

Can we adopt from our own school instead?

Demon Princess

Onee-chan there’s no need to!

Demon Princess

I’m already your sister!

Untamed circus monkey

ONEE-CHAN I’M YOURS AND RINKO-CHAN’S TOO!

Fragile Ego

NO

Untamed circus monkey

I come with Tsugu-chan!

Fragile Ego

….

Beast Tamer

Hina-senpai….

Perish the thoughts

Girl knows how to sell herself

Adorably lost and found

Misaki-chan you wanna adopt any of them ^^

Poodle cuddle

We can choose now?

Perish the thoughts

Kanon most of them are my age!

Adorably lost and found

So you don’t want to :(

Perish the thoughts

……How about Rimi then

Adorably lost and found

Uki ^^

Impulse bread control

No

DoneTM

You’re not taking Rimi from us!

Yukina Imai

Greed is one of the seven deadly sins Yamabuki-san Ichigaya-san

Yukina Imai

You already have Toyama-san

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan I want one too!

Chisato_official

We are taking in Kanon

Perish the thoughts

?

Chisato_official

And Okusawa-san by extension too I guess

Uuhaha

The senpais are picking each of us to adopt???

Chisato_official

And no one is picking anyone from Afterglow

No moca no life

Cause we are not cattles to be picked in a farm market like that!

Ran Mitake

True

Uuhaha

Kaoru-senpai can I be yours?????

RinRin

Sayo-chan can we take Ako-chan too?

Big Udagawa

NO!

Big Udagawa

Over my dead body!

Fragile Ego

…….She would be in your care then Rinko

Fragile Ego

I refuse to have such a problematic child

Hagu Hagumi

SayoRin divorce custody battle arc???

Claustrophobic hoe

Things spiral fast here

Uuhaha

Bandmates-to-friends-to-lovers-to-wives-to-exes SayoRin 100k word fic angst hurt no comfort

Fragile Ego

???

Baby needs guardians

*Slap money on table and demand the link

And if I ask for your hand?

Of course Himari-chan!

And if I ask for your hand?

My arms are big enough for any kitten who wants to seek refuge in them!

Chisato_official

You are just undesirable Moca

Chisato_official

As expected

No moca no life

Whore

Chisato_official

WTF????

Fragile Ego

We’re not getting divorced!

Fragile Ego

We are not even married yet!

No moca no life

I was talking about Kaoru-san but you too for sure!

Adorably lost and found

Can I have the link to the fic too?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yukina are you sure you want Chuchu?

Yukina’s rhodonite

She’s pretty high maintenance

Best producer |

Hey!

Perish the thoughts

Kanon you read fanfictions???

Claustrophobic hoe

Yeah if you’re married she would divorce your sorry ass for that Hikawa-san

Fragile Ego

You don’t know that!

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan’s ass is sorry?

Claustrophobic hoe

I would

Yukina Imai

Yes Lisa

Choco Choco no mint

Guys I’m confused….

Choco Choco no mint

There are like 4 conversations happening at once….

Baby needs guardians

The lesbians are fighting

Adorably lost and found

Yep Misaki-chan!

Adorably lost and found

I even write them!

Fragile Ego

…Rinko you’re not divorcing me right?

Yukina’s rhodonite

I thought you said you two aren’t married?

Fiancee 1

Tae Hanazono will you marry me?

DoneTM

This again???

Impulse bread control

No!

Best producer |

Not a chance!

Baby needs guadians

Still yes

RinRin

No Sayo-chan

RinRin

I love you

Fiancee 1

We’re eloping!

Sparkling star

Mommy Yukina-senpai?

Yukina Imai

Yes my child?

Fragile Ego

WAIT WHAT???

Fragile Ego

Rinko you love me?

Uuhaha

This love story is writing itself I swear!

And if I ask for your hand?

Little kitten do you want to attend my performance next week?

Uuhaha

!!!!!

Perish the thoughts

Can I read some of your stuff some time Kanon?

Choco Choco no mint

What about me Kaoru-san >_<

And if I ask for your hand?

You can come too of course!

RinRin

Yes I do

Sparkling star

Are you going to be my daddy Lisa-senpai?!!

No moca no life

Oh yes daddy Lisa

Claustrophobic hoe

That sounds wrong…..

Baby needs guardian

Hey we do not kink shame here

Sparkling star

? What's kink?

Adorably lost and found

Sure Misaki-chan ^^

Fragile Ego

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP

Fragile Ego

I can’t hear my girlfriend over all this stupid shit!

Big Udagawa

Damn even Sayo-san is cursing now

Impulse bread control

How can you hear Rinko-senpai you two are in a group chat?

Sparkling star

We can’t hear each other in a group chat?

Where’s Michelle?

Kasumi and I do it all the time though?

_bushido!

Telepathic ability???

Chisato_official

DM exists for a reason Hikawa-san

Impulse bread control

Hey I love Arisa too

Perish the thoughts

…….

DoneTM

Saaya no need to tell them here!

Claustrophobic hoe

Is this confession time?

DoneTM

NO ITS NOT

No moca no life

I robbed a bank once

Ran Mitake

What the fuck????

Big Udagawa

Moca???

Chisato_official

I’m calling the police!

Baby needs guardian

I put sleeping powder in Arisa’s drink

DoneTM

O-TAE!

No moca no life

What you guys have never done anything you’re not proud of?

Yukina Imai

Yes

Perish the thoughts

….That’s federal offense not just something you’re not proud of….

Yukina’s rhodonite

How in the world did you even rob a bank Moca?!!

No moca no life

*shrug* with Kokoro’s family weapons

Claustrophobic hoe

Again with the arms dealers conspiracy???

Hagu Hagumi

If you took a shot for every stupid decision you’ve made, what would be your current state?

Perish the thoughts

Tipsy

Poodle cuddle

Just a bit drunk >_<

Claustrophobic hoe

Wasted

Beast Tamer

Sober ^^

Untamed circus monkey

Sober too!

Chisato_official

No Hina you would be fucking intoxicated!

No moca no life

Dead

DoneTM

….That’s dark

No moca no life

Death is the only destination for all of us anyway

Ran Mitake

Moca what did I say about getting philosophical after 10pm?

No moca no life

….not to
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Big Udagawa

But really, are Kokoro’s family arms dealers?

Perish the thoughts

Tomoe please stop asking

Perish the thoughts

I really don’t know

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Hagu Hagumi

Let’s play a game everyone!

Hagu Hagumi

I’m so bored

Sparkling star

YESSS

Where’s Michelle?

Hurray

Chisato_official

……

Chisato_official

Please, no more softball…

DoneTM

Kasumi you have homework!

No moca no life

??

_bushido!

Games are fun!

_bushido!

What’s your game idea Hagumi-san??

Hagu Hagumi

Dunno haven’t thought of one yet

Perish the thoughts

I don’t trust any idea that you come up with!

Beast Tamer

I have an idea for a game!

Big Udagawa

? Tsugu??

Hagu Hagumi

Our hero!!!

Chisato_official

This better be good

Sparkling star

TELL US TELL US TELL US

Beast Tamer

We can play “Who’s most likely to”!

Beast Tamer

It’s fun

Beast Tamer

And pretty harmless….

Perish the thoughts

Love that being “pretty harmless” is one of your selling points for the game

Sparkling star

Let’s go people!!!!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Oh yeah I played that before

Yukina’s rhodonite

Fun stuff

No moca no life

Only fun if people don’t say lame things or ask lame questions

Poodle cuddle

I have never played it Tsugumi-chan….

Adorably lost and found

Yeah me neither >.<

Fragile Ego

Would you mind explaining the rules Hazawa-san?

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan is playing???

Beast Tamer

Of course, Sayo-san!

Beast Tamer

So

Beast Tamer

One of us asks a “most likely to” question and the rest of us vote on who would be that person out of all people here in the group chat!

Beast Tamer

I can give an example if you’re confused!

Baby needs guardian

Who’s most likely to die a tragic death

Beast Tamer

……

Sparkling star

Oh I know I know

Sparkling star

It’s that Spark Pear guy!

Impulse bread control

No Kasumi we can only vote for people in this group

Chisato_official

Hina

Untamed circus monkey

…..What did I do this time Chisato-chan?

Chisato_official

Not yet but one of these days you would annoy me too much and I would kill you in the most painful way possible

Ran Mitake

Are we plotting Hina-senpai’s murder now?

Ran Mitake

I’m in

Beast Tamer

>.< No we’re about to play “Who’s most likely”

Beast Tamer

Bad example aside, does everyone get it?

Perish the thoughts

Yeah I think so

Poodle cuddle

Yup, sound fun!

Best fan <3

I want to play too!

Best fan <3

Chuchu-sama is playing as well!

Best producer |

Only because I have nothing better to do!

Yukina’s rhodonite

@Yukina Imai come out and play with us!

Demon Princess

Yeahhhhhh

Choco Choco no mint

Uhmm is everyone playing?

Beast Tamer

Not sure

Beast Tamer

There’re a lot of people here

Beast Tamer

Feel free to jump in anytime everyone!

Hagu Hagumi

Oh oh can I start Tsugu???

Beast Tamer

Yep go ahead

Hagu Hagumi created a poll: Most likely to survive a zombie apocalypse

Yukina’s rhodonite voted for Fragile Ego

DoneTM voted for Fragile Ego

Untamed circus monkey voted for Fragile Ego

Ran Mitake voted for Fragile Ego

Chisato_official voted for Poodle cuddle

Poodle cuddle

?

Chisato_official

Obviously cause you’re too cute to die by some ugly zombie Aya-chan

No moca no life

*gag*

No moca no life

Please Aya-san would be the most likely to die first in a zombie aplocalypse

Poodle cuddle voted for Chisato_official

Yukina Imai voted for Yukina’s rhodonite

Yukina Imai

Lisa’s smile can cure them of their zombieness

Yukina’s rhodonite

No Yukina, just…. no

Sparkling star voted for Impulse bread control

Sparkling star

Zombies are like animal right?

Sparkling star

Animals don’t like Saaya so she won’t be eaten!

Sparkling star

You’re safe Saaya!

Impulse bread control

Haha I don’t think so Kasumi…

Impulse bread control voted for DoneTM

DoneTM

???? Saaya I’m pretty sure I would die the second a zombie appears!

Impulse bread control

Bae you’re so small you would be great at hiding from them!

DoneTM

I’m not small!!!!

Best fan <3 voted for Best producer |

Best fan <3

By that same logic Chuchu-sama would be the sole survivor on this Earth!

Baby needs guardian voted for Where’s Michelle?

Impulse bread control

???

Baby needs guardian

Just feel like Kokoro can do anything imaginable in this world

Baby needs guardian

While I would happily go down with my rabbits

Perish the thoughts

That’s true

Perish the thoughts voted for Where’s Michelle?

Perish the thoughts

The suits can get her out of pretty much anything

Fragile Ego voted for RinRin

RinRin

(〃>_<;〃)

Fragile Ego

After playing game with you for such a long time Rinko, I’m inclined to trust your instincts on matter relevant to our survival chances

No moca no life

Ok this is not gonna work

No moca no life

New rule: People are not allowed to vote for their girlfriend/significant other for any question

Fragile Ego

What??? I’m saying fact, with evidence to support it

No moca no life

No

Hagu Hagumi

I agree!

Claustrophobic hoe

Yeah there’re too many biased individuals here

Claustrophobic hoe

Petition for no voting for girlfriend/significant other allowed!

Beast Tamer

Petition granted!

Ran Mitake

Shame I was gonna vote for you on this Moca

No moca no life

!!! Really???

Ran Mitake

Yeah you would horde all the food and leave us all to die

Chisato_official

Yeah that sounds like something Moca would do

No moca no life

How dare you!

No moca no life

But true…

No moca no life

I love my food

Best producer | voted for Yukina Imai

Yukina Imai

?

Best producer |

You’re annoying!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Hey!

Best fan <3

She meant amazing Lisa-san Yukina-san ^^

Demon Princess voted for Big Udagawa

Big Udagawa

Onee-chan is amazing too! She can chase away any zombie

Uuhaha

That’s true!

Uuhaha voted for Big Udagawa

Perish the thoughts

I thought we can’t vote for our girlfriend???

Big Udagawa

???

Big Udagawa

We’re not dating?

Claustrophobic hoe

You’re not?

Fiancee 1 voted for Spread the love!

Fiancee 1

Dude be so friendly/scary zombies would never think to eat her

Spread the love! voted for Perish the thoughts

Spread the love!

Not even monsters would have the heart to eat Michelle!

Perish the thoughts

…….

Beast Tamer

Okie so Sayo-san won the first round of being the most likely to survive a zombie apocalypse

Beast Tamer

Do you want to say something Sayo-san?

Fragile Ego

?

Fragile Ego

Uhmm thank you all for your faith in me?

No moca no life

No not me

No moca no life

You’re second on my list of most likely to die first in a zombie apocalypse

No moca no life

Due to your hero complex

Fragile Ego

????

Chisato_official

Yeah you would die to save Hina from her stupidity or something

Chisato_official

Then I would have a reason to kill Hina so great job

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan >.<

Uuhaha

I have got the next poll!

Uuhaha created a poll: Most likely to become a villian

Uuhaha

Not me gathering infor for my villian fanfic!

Adorably lost and found

Himari-chan you’re writing fanfic about us too?

DoneTM

Too????

Perish the thoughts

How do you define a villian though?

Uuhaha

That’s up to you!

Uuhaha

I’m curious about everyone’s answer too!

DoneTM voted for Beast Tamer

Beast Tamer

????

Yukina’s rhodonite

No no we get you Arisa

Yukina’s rhodonite

Best politician makes for best villian

Claustrophobic hoe voted for Beast Tamer

Uuhaha voted for Beast Tamer

Uuhaha

Sorry we don’t make the rules

Fragile Ego voted for Beast Tamer

Beast Tamer

You too Sayo-san?

_bushido! voted for Beast Tamer

Perish the thoughts voted for Beast Tamer

And if I ask for your hand voted for Beast Tamer

Untamed circus monkey

Don’t worry I got you Tsugu-chan!

Untamed circus monkey voted for Chisato_official

Chisato_official

What the hell??

Untamed circus monkey

You give me death threats like every single day!

Claustrophobic hoe

She has a point there Chisato-san

Claustrophobic hoe

You do have a lot of rage

Yukina Imai

??

Chisato_official

I suppose

Impulse bread control

…Sounds like there’s a story there

Claustrophobic hoe

Anyone who voted for other people clearly has never listened to one of Chisato-san’s rants about everything wrong with this world

Adorably lost and found

Oh no

Adorably lost and found

Not one of those…

Poodle cuddle

Yeah Chisato-chan hates a lot of things

No moca no life

Like what?

Chisato_official

Bunk beds

Chisato_official

Kale

Chisato_official

Watches with the weird mesh straps

Chisato_official

Cramps

Chisato_official

Rugs in caro patterns

Yukina’s rhodonite

???

Chisato_official

Peaches

Chisato_official

Unecessary zippers

Chisato_official

Dresses with zero pockets for things

Spread the love!

Yeah that one is valid

Chisato_official

Holographic mugs

Chisato_official

Family vlogging youtube channels

Chisato_official

Turquoise walls in any room

Chisato_official

People who wear socks of two different lengths or colors

Big Udagawa

The list just keeps going???

Chisato_official

Leopard print

Chisato_official

Man I fucking hate that you guys have no idea how many times my agent forced me to wear it

Chisato_official

Pineapples on pizzas

Uuhaha

No why pineapples on pizzas are good!

Impulse bread control

Ok what in the world happened to you Chisato-san….

Claustrophobic hoe

Years of internalized heteronomativity and fake façade in front of camera

Beast Tamer

….Chisato-san you alright?

DoneTM

Clearly not

Chisato_official

Chalk

Chisato_official

Jeans

Chisato_official

This one guy who used to work on one of my sets

Chisato_official

Wet bathroom floor

Chisato_official

The word “panty”

Perish the thoughts

Do we stop her?

Claustrophobic hoe

Nah just let her get it out

Chisato_official

Bricks that don’t look like bricks

Chisato_official

The same with cement

Chisato_official

Bras that hook at the front

Chisato_official

Fake rubber ducks

Chisato_official

Anglerfish

Chisato_official

Chimney

Chisato_official

The fact that Donald Duck only wears a shirt and not pants while Mickey Mouse is the opposite

Fragile Ego

Some of these are both strange and very specific….

Chisato_official

My agent

Chisato_official

My parents sometimes

Adorably lost and found

Okay Chisato-chan that’s enough

Adorably lost and found

We’re entering personal territory there….

No moca no life

Aww man it was just getting good

Chisato_official

Tbh it was refreshing

Chisato_official

Phew

Perish the thoughts

….Chisato-san you wanna join our support group?

And if I ask for your hand?

My dear Chii-chan has overcome so many obstacles in her life

And if I ask for your hand?

So strong, my fair maiden!

Impulse bread control voted for Chisato_official

Impulse bread control

I’m sold on the idea that Chisato-san would happily watch the world burn

Claustrophobic hoe

Told ya

Chisato_official

Not with Aya-chan in it though

Chisato_official voted for Beast Tamer

Ran Mitake voted for Chisato_official

Choco Choco no mint voted for Chisato_official

Baby needs guardian voted for RinRin

Baby needs guardian

I don’t trust how little you talk

RinRin

。・゚゚*(>д<)*゚゚・。

Fragile Ego

Excuse you???

No moca no life

Yeah it’s always the quiet ones we need to watch out for

No moca no life voted for RinRin

Fiancee 1 voted for RinRin

Demon Princess

But RinRin talks a lot online!

No moca no life

That’s how a villian starts out

No moca no life

They spend alone time drafting their plan to overtake the world online

Perish the thoughts voted for Fragile Ego

Perish the thoughts

Based solely on the concentration of power in Sayo-san

Yukina Imai voted for Yukina Imai

Yukina Imai

I’m the villain of my own story

Best producer | voted for Yukina Imai

Best producer |

And of other people’s stories too Yukina Minato!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Next poll please!

Claustrophobic hoe created a poll: Most likely to join a cult

DoneTM voted for Sparkling star

Impulse bread control voted for Sparkling star

Adorably lost and found voted for Sparkling star

Beast Tamer voted for Sparkling star

Yukina’s rhdonite voted for Sparkling star

Chisato_official voted for Untamed circus monkey

Fragile Ego voted for Untamed circus monkey

Untamed circus monkey

?? Onee-chan??

Fragile Ego

I can’t trust you to not join something suspicious just because you think it’s “interesting”

Perish the thoughts

Please you guys are missing the obvious vote here

Perish the thoughts voted for Where’s Michelle?

_bushido! voted for Where’s Michelle?

And if I ask for your hand voted for Where’s Michelle?

Impulse bread control

Something tell me Kokoro is most likely to be in a cult already….

Claustrophobic hoe

Agreed

Spread the love! voted for Demon Princess

Demon Princess

King-kun???

Yukina Imai voted for Demon Princess

Big Udagawa

Ako, really, your name is literally Demon

Big Udagawa

There’s no surprise

Sparkling star voted for Demon Princess

Best fan <3 voted for Poodle cuddle

Chisato_official

????

Best fan <3

I would follow you into any cult Aya-san!!!!!

Poodle cuddle voted for Best fan <3

Poodle cuddle

Thank you! The same to you as well ^^

Best fan <3

❤️❤️❤️

Chisato_official

NO! That’s not how it works

Ran Mitake voted for No moca no life

Ran Mitake

A cult suits you Moca

No moca no life

Damn right

No moca no life

I would totally rock a cloak

Uuhaha

Hey no voting for girlfriend here!

Ran Mitake

Shoot forgot

Ran Mitake changed her vote to Chisato_official

Ran Mitake

Sorry Chisato-san but you might find like-minded people with the same dislikes in a cult

Chisato_official

You think they would be better at listening to me than my therapists?

Chisato_official

I made 3 of them quit already

Poodle cuddle

……

Adorably lost and found

Chisato-chan, please don’t join a cult….

No moca no life

This is getting too depressing

No moca no life created a poll: Best ass in the chat

Yukina Imai voted for Yukina’s rhodonite

Uuhaha

The immediate vote lol

Perish the thoughts

That’s not a "most likely" question??

No moca no life

Still a poll though

Claustrophobic hoe

Yo no girlfriend voting!

Yukina Imai

Lisa can we break up for 10 minutes?

Hagu Hagumi

That’s cheating!

Yukina’s rhodonite

In exchange for me having the best ass?

Yukina Imai

Yes

Yukina’s rhodonite

….No Yukina

Yukina Imai

:(

Uuhaha voted for And if I ask for your hand?

Hagu Hagumi voted for Where’s Michelle?

Sparkling star voted for Where’s Michelle?

Yukina Imai changed her vote to Fragile Ego

Untamed circus monkey voted for Big Udagawa

Big Udagawa

??????

Claustrophobic hoe

I’m surprised your vote wasn’t Sayo-san

Fragile Ego

….Please do not vote for me

Untamed circus monkey

See onee-chan I keep telling you to do more squats!

Untamed circus monkey

But you won’t listen

Untamed circus monkey

Look how it would have come in handy now!

No moca no life

Lol

Beast Tamer voted for Fragile Ego

DoneTM voted for RinRin

RinRin

( ; ω ; )

Fragile Ego

You do have nice figure Rinko

_bushido!

Girlfriend voting alert!!!

Fragile Ego

I’m not gonna vote for her!

Perish the thoughts

Who’re you gonna vote for then?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Sorry Yukina I thought really hard but I have to do this

Yukina Imai

?

Yukina’s rhodonite voted for Ran Mitake

Demon Princess

???

Yukina Imai

Really, Lisa, really?

Yukina Imai

Of all people

Big Udagawa voted for Ran Mitake

No moca no life voted for Yukina Imai

Ran Mitake

MOCA!!!

No moca no life

Say, Lisa-chi, you open for a foursome?

Yukina Imai

NO

Ran Mitake

NO!!

Uuhaha

Yesssss

No moca no life

I’m not asking either of you?

Claustrophobic hoe

Rip Yukina-san and Ran-san

Claustrophobic hoe

Defeated by their rival’s ass

Chisato_official

Please never say that again…..

Best producer |

Rival???

Best producer |

Who is Yukina Minato’s rival???

Baby needs guardian

Ran

Beast Tamer

Ran ^^

Best producer |

What does this person have to be able to call herself a rival of Yukina Minato???

Impulse bread control

Great ass, apparently

Best producer |

…..

Popipa Pipopa!!!

>.<

Spread the love!

Suck to be you then Chuchu

Sparkling star voted for Baby needs guardian

Fiancee 1 voted for Baby needs guardian

_bushido!

This is the voting police!

Fiancee 1

Technically Hana-chan and I are not girlfriends!

_bushido!

Oh

Fiancee 1

We’re fiancees!

Baby needs guardian voted for Poodle cuddle

Perish the thoughts

And this is how your fiancee repays you

Fiancee 1

I don’t mind

Fiancee 1

She can step on me for all I care

Fiancee 1

And Aya-san does have good assets

Choco Choco no mint

Assets…..

No moca no life

Meh Aya-san doesn’t have ass

Ran Mitake

MOCA!!!

Ran Mitake

That’s rude!

Ran Mitake

Take it back!

Sparkling star

Aya-senpai doesn’t have an ass?

Baby needs guardian

F in the chat for Aya-senpai’s missing ass

Demon Princess

F

Untamed circus monkey

F!

Fiancee 1

F

Poodle cuddle

Oh no >.<

Chisato_official

You know what I wasn’t going to say anything out of respect for Ran, but if you’re going to come for my girlfriend I’m coming for yours!

DoneTM

Just have to anger the beast wouldn’t you

Chisato_official

Ran’s ass is inverted, Moca. Sorry you have to find out this way

Adorably lost and found

????

No moca no life

EXCUSE ME?!!

Ran Mitake

Wtf I literally just defended you guys??

No moca no life

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU???

Chisato_official

No one insult Aya-chan’s ass!

Ran Mitake

I didn’t insult her ass why don’t you just take it out on Moca like a normal person??

Chisato_official

It wouldn’t hurt her as much!

Perish the thoughts

I thought we have established Chisato-san is not a normal, sane person?

Yukina’s rhodonite

At this rate Moca is going to be on Chisato’s hate list pretty soon

No moca no life

Screw you I’m already on the list!

No moca on life

I am the list!

Chisato_official

You’re damn fucking right you’re the list!

Poodle cuddle

Can someone else vote on the poll please??

Poodle cuddle

This whole night has not been good for Chisato-chan’s blood pressure……

Fragile Ego voted for Yukina’s rhodonite

Adorably lost and found voted for Chisato_official

Impulse bread control voted for Fiancee 1

Impulse bread control

This doesn’t mean I approve of your intention for marriage with our O-Tae

Best producer |

And we don’t need your approval!!!

Fiancee 1

Baby steps
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Chisato_official

Ran-chan, I don’t actually think you have an inverted ass

Chisato_official

It’s just to piss Moca off

Chisato_official

I’m sorry if that offended you

Ran Mitake

Oh Chisato-san it’s alright

Ran Mitake

I know

Ran Mitake

I have an annoying girlfriend

Chisato_official

That you do

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Untamed circus monkey

Hey Lisa-chan

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan asked me to tell you she won’t make it to practice today

Untamed circus monkey

She’s in the hospital…

Yukina’s rhodonite

???

Yukina’s rhodonite

What happened?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Is she alright??

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan has a really high fever…

Untamed circus monkey

She has been alone the whole day

Untamed circus monkey

I found her in her bed when I got back….

Yukina’s rhodonite

How high is her fever??

Untamed circus monkey

40 degree

Yukina’s rhodonite

Oh no…

Untamed circus monkey

Yeah mom and I are at the hospital with her now

Untamed circus monkey

It’s a cold, but left too long untreated so it got worse….

Yukina’s rhodonite

Is she up for visitors?

Untamed circus monkey

Yeah

Yukina’s rhodonite

Let me tell the others really quick

Yukina’s rhodonite

We will come by with cookies!

Untamed circus monkey

Text me when you get here
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Roselia channel]

Yukina’s rhodonite

Guys!!!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Sayo is in the hospital!!

Yukina Imai

??

Demon Princess

What???

RinRin

What hospital Imai-san?? (ノД`)

Yukina’s rhodonite

Central

Yukina’s rhodonite

She has a high fever

Yukina’s rhodonite

Wait Rinko you don’t know?!

RinRin

NO ヾ(`ヘ´)ノ゙

Demon Princess

:((((

Yukina’s rhodonite

…..

Yukina’s rhodonite

Right

Yukina’s rhodonite

So I was thinking

Yukina’s rhodonite

Instead of having band practice today we can go visit Sayo instead

Yukina’s rhodonite

Sayo won’t be able to go to practice anyway

Yukina Imai

Yes

Demon Princess

YES!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Rinko?

Yukina’s rhodonite

You coming with?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Hello?
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Untamed circus monkey

Shit

Untamed circus monkey

Lisa-chan where are you???

Yukina’s rhodonite

We’re on our way

Yukina’s rhodonite

Something wrong???

Untamed circus monkey

Fuck

Untamed circus monkey

Rinko-chan was here

Untamed circus monkey

I thought you guys were gonna go together?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Rinko kinda disappeared on us so…

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan and her just got into a fight

Untamed circus monkey

At the hospital

Yukina’s rhodonite

Oh my fucking god

Yukina’s rhodonite

What did Sayo do now?

Untamed circus monkey

Yeah so Rinko-chan was mad because onee-chan was sick the whole day and didn’t tell her

Yukina’s rhodonite

Valid

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan said she didn’t want to bother her on a weekend

Untamed circus monkey

She knew Rinko-chan had to practice for her upcoming recital

Yukina’s rhodonite

That’s not a reason to not tell your girlfriend you’re sick!

Untamed circus monkey

Rinko-chan said the same thing too!

Untamed circus monkey

Considering onee-chan actually has a weak immune system and gets sick easily

Untamed circus monkey

Anyway

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan didn’t agree with her

Untamed circus monkey

They argued for a few minutes

Untamed circus monkey

Then onee-chan said and I quote

Untamed circus monkey

“My health is my problem only. It’s none of your business Rinko!”

Yukina’s rhodonite

She said that???

Untamed circus monkey

Yep

Untamed circus monkey

Word for word

Yukina’s rhodonite

Fucking idiot!

Untamed circus monkey

At that point Rinko-chan just stopped talking and stormed out of the room

Untamed circus monkey

And now I’m here with onee-chan chewing me out for letting you tell Rinko-chan about her being sick…

Yukina’s rhodonite

I can’t believe this!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yukina, Ako and I are at the front of the hospital now

Yukina’s rhodonite

Wait

Untamed circus monkey

Hurry plz
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

RinRin

Hina-san, how high is Sayo-chan’s temperature now?

Untamed circus monkey

Rinko-chan!

Untamed circus monkey

Uhm

Untamed circus monkey

39 degree

RinRin

Good, so it got better

Untamed circus monkey

Yeah

Untamed circus monkey

Rinko-chan please don’t be mad at onee-chan…

RinRin

I have porridge and chicken soup with me

RinRin

Can you come down and get them please?

Untamed circus monkey

Where are you???

RinRin

In the hospital lobby

Untamed circus monkey

You’re not gonna come up?

RinRin

No

Untamed circus monkey

:(
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Yukina’s rhodonite

Sayo how are you?

Yukina’s rhodonite

I heard from Hina you’re released from the hospital this morning

Fragile Ego

I’m fine now Imai-san

Fragile Ego

Thank you

Yukina’s rhodonite

That’s great!

Yukina’s rhodonite

You have got to stop pushing yourself too hard everytime!

Fragile Ego

Yeah

Fragile Ego

I gathered….

Yukina’s rhodonite

…..

Yukina’s rhodonite

I take it you and Rinko are still not talking?

Fragile Ego

No

Fragile Ego

It has been 3 days

Fragile Ego

She is being particularly stubborn!

Yukina’s rhodonite

That’s because you were an ass

Fragile Ego

Imai-san!

Yukina’s rhodonite

A delirious, fever-induced ass

Yukina’s rhodonite

Still an ass nonetheless

Fragile Ego

I was perfectly capable of logical thinking!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yeah like I believe that

Yukina’s rhodonite

You wanna make up with her or not?!

Fragile Ego

….I do

Yukina’s rhodonite

Then stop arguing with me and do what I say!
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*Yukina’s rhodonite created a new channel: Sayo fucked up PLZ HELP!!!*

*Yukina’s rhodonite added Fragile Ego and 11 others to the channel Sayo fucked up PLZ HELP!!!*

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Sayo fucked up PLZ HELP!!!]

DoneTM

??? What is it this time?

Perish the thoughts

There are so many group chats in this server…..

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan…

Beast Tamer

Sayo-san what happened?

Chisato_official

One of the Hikawas fucked up again

Chisato_official

Why am I not surprised

No moca no life

I smell drama

Fragile Ego

Imai-san!

Fragile Ego

I believe this is a personal matter

Fraile Ego

There’s no need to involve so many people!

Yukina Imai

?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yeah between the two of us which one has experience with groveling for our girlfriend’s forgiveness?

Poodle cuddle

Groveling?

Fragile Ego

….neither

Yukina’s rhodonite

Exactly!

Ran Mitake

Can someone explain what’s going on?

Chisato_official

One or both of Roselia couples are fighting

Yukina Imai

I didn’t know we are fighting Lisa?

Yukina’s rhodonite

No, not us

Yukina’s rhodonite

Hello people who are in a relationship

Yukina’s rhodonite

Who here has gotten into a fight with their girlfriend before and was able to make up?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Sayo needs help!

Beast Tamer

Rinko-san’s still mad at you Sayo-san?

Fragile Ego

….Yes, I’m afraid so

Adorably lost and found

What happened Sayo-chan?

No moca no life

Yes tea

Perish the thoughts

Tea?

No moca no life

Tea

DoneTM

Something drastic must have happened!

DoneTM

Rinko-senpai is usually so gentle

Impulse bread control

Yeah when was the last time she ever got mad at someone?

Chisato_official

At Hina

Chisato_official

When Sayo was hospitalized a while back

Fragile Ego

….

Yukina’s rhodonite

Oh yeah I forgot about that

Untamed circus monkey

Rinko-chan scary >.<

Chisato_official

Funny how the Hikawas were the only ones able to make the normally docile Rinko mad

Chisato_official

Speak a lot about of the genetic chaos you two are born with

Yukina Imai

You and Rinko need to make up before our next practice

Yukina Imai

Otherwise it’s gonna affect our performance

Fragile Ego

Yeah well it’s not like I don’t want that

Fragile Ego

Rinko is the one being stubborn!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Oh my god Sayo!

Yukina’s rhodonite

You’re unbelievable!

No moca no life

Dude just break up with her then

No moca no life

You won’t need to deal with her stubborness anymore

Impulse bread control

!!!

*Ran Mitake removed No moca no life from the channel Sayo fucked up PLZ HELP!!!*

Ran Mitake

Please don’t pay attention to her Sayo-san

Ran Mitake

She just loves to be antagonistic

Perish the thoughts

So what exactly happened?

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan was sick a few days ago and had to be in a hospital

Poodle cuddle

Oh no!

DoneTM

Are you alright now Sayo-senpai???

Fragile Ego

I’m fine

Fragile Ego

It was just a cold

Fragile Ego

I would have been perfectly fine at home!

*Yukina’s rhodonite left the channel Sayo fucked up PLZ HELP!!!*

Yukina Imai

Great now you made my girlfriend mad too

Yukina Imai

I need to go after her

Yukina Imai

Fix this, Sayo

*Yukina Imai left the channel Sayo fucked up PLZ HELP!!!*

Fragile Ego

……

Perish the thoughts

Woa….

Fragile Ego

…Maybe I will just stop talking altogether then…

Beast Tamer

Sayo-san….

Chisato_official

Okay what the fuck just happened?

Chisato_official

Why are Roselia mad at Sayo for being sick???

Impulse bread control

Yeah I thought Yukina-senpai was over the whole “efficiency over health” thing a long time ago?

Untamed circus monkey

On no it’s not that!

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan was sick the whole day

Untamed circus monkey

It was that day when we had the photoshoot you remember Chisato-chan?

Chisato_official

Yeah

Untamed circus monkey

So I was not home, and onee-chan was all alone

Untamed circus monkey

She was really sick….but she didn’t tell Rinko-chan

Adorably lost and found

Not a single word??

Perish the thoughts

A text maybe?

Untamed circus monkey

Nope!

Ran Mitake

No wonder Rinko-san is mad at you

Chisato_official

Well deserved

Fragile Ego

…..

Fragile Ego

In my defense, I did not want to interrupt her practice

Fragile Ego

She has a recital coming up

Beast Tamer

Sayo-san I told you that’s not an excuse

Untamed circus monkey

It got worse!

Untamed circus monkey

So mom and I got home to find her sick in her bed

Untamed circus monkey

Got her immediately into a hospital

Untamed circus monkey

And still onee-chan didn’t say anything to Rinko-chan

Untamed circus monkey

She only found out when I told Lisa-chan that onee-chan couldn’t be at practice that day

DoneTM

That is…

Perish the thoughts

Not nice…

DoneTM

Terrible!

Untamed circus monkey

And!

Untamed circus monkey

When Rinko-chan got the word and rushed to the hospital

Untamed circus monkey

Understandably mad and worried

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan said there’s no need for Rinko-chan to be concerned with her wellbeing at all!

Fragile Ego

I did not say that!

Beast Tamer

Sayo-san what you said was even worse….

Chisato_official

What the hell did you say?!

Fragile Ego

……

Ran Mitake

What?

Fragile Ego

Yeah what I said was worse…

Fragile Ego

I was too debilitated to think straight…

Impulse bread control

I’m sure it’s not that bad Sayo-senpai

Fragile Ego

I told her it’s none of her business

Impulse bread control

….

Perish the thoughts

Okay so it is that bad

Chisato_official

I’m simply amazed by the sheer stupidity

Chisato_official

Praying for whatever kids the Hikawas will have in the future won’t inherit that stupid genes

Fragile Ego

Well there won’t be any kid if Rinko decides she doesn’t want anything to do with me anymore

Poodle cuddle

We won’t let it happen!

Ran Mitake

You’re thinking about kids already??

Impulse bread control

So what’s the plan now Sayo-senpai?

Fragile Ego

I have no idea….

Fragile Ego

Imai-san was supposed to help me but well

Adorably lost and found

Have you apologized to Rinko-chan yet?

Fragile Ego

Of course

Fragile Ego

I apologized as soon as possible

Fragile Ego

Right when I was able to use my phone at the hospital

Fragile Ego

But she just

Fragile Ego

Ignored every text…

Fragile Ego

I guess she really doesn’t care about me anymore…

Untamed circus monkey

That’s not true onee-chan!

Untamed circus monkey

Rinko-chan asked me about you every few hours!

Fragile Ego

Really?!

Untamed circus monkey

Yup!

Untamed circus monkey

The porridge and soup are hers too!

Fragile Ego

!!

Perish the thoughts

She was mad at you and still made you food?!!

Perish the thoughts

What the hell??

Chisato_official

You really don’t deserve Rinko!

Impulse bread control

That means she still cares about you Sayo-senpai!

Fragile Ego

I hope so…

Adorably lost and found

Just give her some time then

Adorably lost and found

Maybe Rinko-chan needs to cool down a bit

Impulse bread control

I’m not sure about that…

DoneTM

Yeah Rinko-senpai is the type to overthink

DoneTM

The longer this remains unresolved, the worse she will feel…

Fragile Ego

.....

Fragile Ego

I take it none of you here has ever had a fight with your significant other?

Poodle cuddle

Not at this scale >.<

Chisato_official

Yeah the most we argue is about which ice cream flavor is better

Adorably lost and found

Not us either

Adorably lost and found

Misaki-chan does forget about her own health sometimes but she’s getting better with it!

Perish the thoughts

Yeah and this right here is a perfect lesson for me!

Untamed circus monkey

Same

Ran Mitake

Moca is a troll most of the time but I have a really high tolerance

Poodle cuddle

Don’t worry we will help you Sayo-chan!

Perish the thoughts

How though?

Fragile Ego

Imai-san already suggested baking cookies for Rinko

Fragile Ego

I’m going to do that

Adorably lost and found

Yay apology cookies!

Fragile Ego

But I’m afraid that won’t be enough

Impulse bread control

How about writing her a song?

Fragile Ego

A song?

Impulse bread control

Yes, we’re musicians, music is how we express our feelings!

Chisato_official

If you do write a song

Chisato_official

Please, for the love of god, do not come to her house at 3am!

Perish the thoughts

Yes please!!!

Adorably lost and found

What’s wrong with coming to sing at our girlfriend’s house at 3am?

Chisato_official

Kanon we talked about this!

Fragile Ego

Hmmm

Perish the thoughts

Please don’t tell me you’re actually considering that!

Fragile Ego

What no!

Fragile Ego

I was searching the internet for apology flowers

Ran Mitake

White tulips

Fragile Ego

Oh thank you

Fragile Ego

Alright

Fragile Ego

I’m gonna go apologize to Rinko tonight!

Fragile Ego

Please excuse me everyone

Fragile Ego

I need to go make a French croquembouche

Impulse bread control

???

Perish the thought

What is a croquembouche???

Chisato_official

Tonight?

Poodle cuddle

Sayo-chan are you sure you can do all of those in one day?

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan can I help???

DoneTM

Why a croquembouche Sayo-senpai??

Fragile Ego

Rinko mentioned she likes it

Fragile Ego

And don’t people always say “Go big or go home”?

Perish the thoughts

Why do they say that though?

Perish the thoughts

Like is going home that bad of an alternative??

Perish the thoughts

Given the choice I would gladly go home any time!

Impulse bread control

A croquembouche is mad complicated!

Impulse bread control

Sayo-senpai it may not be a good idea…

Impulse bread control

You still need to rest

Fragile Ego

Rest is for the weak

Adorably lost and found

You’re sick Sayo-chan…

Adorably lost and found

You’re literally the definition of weak…

Fragile Ego

I’m neither sick nor weak!

Poodle cuddle

I don’t think Rinko-chan would want you to exert yourself so soon after you just got released from the hospital…

Fragile Ego

She doesn’t need to know

Chisato_official

……

Impulse bread control

……

Beast Tamer

Sayo-san I have a question which I’m kinda sure of the answer already but I have to ask

Beast Tamer

What did you apologize to Rinko-san for?

Fragile Ego

?

Fragile Ego

I told her I’m sorry for making her come to the hospital and waste her already limited practice time

Chisato_official

What else?

Fragile Ego

???

Fragile Ego

What do you mean what else?

Fragile Ego

That’s it

Adorably lost and found

And she hasn’t responded to any of your texts?

Fragile Ego

Yes

DoneTM

Geez I wonder why

Ran Mitake

And now we’re back to square one

Ran Mitake

Getting a blind Sayo-san to realize her damn fault

Perish the thoughts

Seriously man

Untamed circus monkey

??

Chisato_official

No wonder everyone in Roselia is fed up with you too

Fragile Ego

I don’t understand your collective confusion?

Beast Tamer

Sayo-san think of it this way

Beast Tamer

If the situation is reversed and it was Rinko-san who got admited into a hospital for a really high fever

Beast Tamer

Which she didn’t say a word to you and you only found out from her friend

Beast Tamer

How would you feel in that situation?

Fragile Ego

What kind of question is that???

Fragile Ego

Of course I would be extremely worried!

Fragile Ego

She has a tendency to push herself too hard sometimes

Fragile Ego

And I would feel a bit hurt too…

Fragile Ego

I’m her girlfriend so shouldn’t I be the one she wants to rely on when she doesn’t feel well?

Fragile Ego

Why do I only get to know from a friend???

Impulse bread control

Why do you think she didn’t tell you?

Fragile Ego

…….

Fragile Ego

Perhaps she doesn’t think I’m reliable?

Fragile Ego

Which would be so devastating to hear...

Perish the thoughts

Really? And not because she wants you to focus on your guitar practice and shouldn’t be distracted by her?

Fragile Ego

That’s absurd!

Fragile Ego

I practice guitar everyday, one day or even a whole week off is nothing to be concerned about!

Fragile Ego

And Rinko is always a priority to me!

Untamed circus monkey

….Onee-chan

Chisato_official

Sayo-san I want you to scroll up and read everything you just typed slowly and carefully

Chisato_official

Please!

Ran Mitake

This level of obliviousness is ridiculous!

Impulse bread control

Poor Rinko-senpai

Adorably lost and found

Poor Rinko-chan indeed….

DoneTM

*facepalming so hard right now*

Fragile Ego

…..

Fragile Ego

Oh

Chisato_offcial

Stubborn like a mule!

Perish the thoughts

You fucked up big time Sayo-senpai

Fragile Ego

Yeah

Fragile Ego

I fucked up

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Fragile Ego

Rinko?

Fragile Ego

I’m sorry

Fragile Ego

Please don’t ignore me…

RinRin

What are you sorry for this time?

RinRin

Hikawa-san

Fragile Ego

:((

Fragile Ego

For not telling you I was sick

Fragile Ego

And for telling you my health is none of your business

Fragile Ego

I realize now

Fragile Ego

I’m so sorry

Fragile Ego

You’re my girlfriend, of course you’re worried about my well-being

Fragile Ego

Just like I would be if you were the one who fell sick

RinRin

Hmm

RinRin

And how many people’s advice did it take to make you realize this?

Fragile Ego

…Too many

Fragile Ego

How did you know about that?

RinRin

Sayo-chan, this may come off as a surprise to you

RinRin

But I do care about you and make an effort to understand you

RinRin

We spend a lot of time together

RinRin

I know how that brilliant, if not too stubborn at times, mind of yours works

Fragile Ego

….

Fragile Ego

I’m sorry, it’s just that I still tend to forget sometimes that there’re people who care about me

Fragile Ego

I spent most of my younger years fencing people off and learning to only rely on myself

Fragile Ego

And I got very good at it…

RinRin

I know, Sayo-chan

RinRin

But the thing is you don’t have to

RinRin

You need to remember you have me and all your friends now

RinRin

There’s no need to suffer alone anymore

Fragile Ego

Yes

Fragile Ego

I will remember it from now on

RinRin

٩(◕‿◕。)۶

RinRin

Do you remember what you said when we first got together?

Fragile Ego

Of course

Fragile Ego

I said I had never been in a relationship before so there might be some dating etiquettes I’m not familiar with

Fragile Ego

I wanted us to promise to communicate with each other if problems arise, so we could learn from our mistakes

RinRin

Yes

RinRin

And is being sick one of the things you should have communicated with your girlfriend right when you realized?

RinRin

I was really worried

Fragile Ego

…..

Fragile Ego

I’m a fool

RinRin

Yes you are

RinRin

A very frustrating fool sometimes

RinRin

But endearing ( = ⩊ = )

Fragile Ego

….Right

RinRin

You should apologize to Imai-san too

RinRin

She was upset

Fragile Ego

You know about that too??

RinRin

Of course

RinRin

What do you think the two of us talk about when you’re not here? ┐( ̄ヘ ̄)┌

RinRin

You and Minato-san are sometimes too much alike

Fragile Ego

….

Fragile Ego

Yes, I will apologize to Imai-san later

Fragile Ego

So does that mean I’m forgiven?

RinRin

Yes you are (¯▿¯)

Fragile Ego

Can you open the door then?

Fragile Ego

I’m in front of your house

RinRin

Why didn’t you say anything earlier (」°ロ°)」

Fragile Ego

I didn’t want to make you feel pressured to forgive me?

RinRin

….

RinRin

(ノ_<。)

RinRin

What ever am I going to do with you….

Fragile Ego

??

Fragile Ego

Good things I hope?
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Sayo fucked up PLZ HELP!!!]

*Fragile Ego added Yukina's rhodonite, Yukina Imai, and No moca no life to the channel Sayo fucked up PLZ HELP!!!*

Fragile Ego

I have made up with my girlfriend

Fragile Ego

Thank you all for your trememdous help

Poodle cuddle

You’re welcome Sayo-chan ^^

Ran Mitake

I’m glad you guys are no longer fighting

Adorably lost and found

You two are so cute together!

No moca no life

How was the make up sex?

Beast Tamer

Moca-chan!!!

Untamed circus monkey

THAT'S MY SISTER WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME??

No moca no life

Screw you!

*Fragile Ego removed No moca no life from the channel Sayo fucked up PLZ HELP!!!*

Poodle cuddle

>.<

Perish the thoughts

That was not a long stay....

Ran Mitake

If I have a yen for everytime Moca says something inappropriate...

Ran Mitake

I would be so much richer than Kokoro now

Fragile Ego

Please move on with the conversation

Chisato_official

Gladly

Chisato_official

So you guys made up huh?

Chisato_official

And here I was half certain Rinko would have broken up with you after all

Untamed circus monkey

I was gonna say onee-chan made so many yummy cookies

Untamed circus monkey

But now I have to go wash my eyes!

Yukina’s rhodonite

The number of times I have helped you out with Rinko…

Yukina’s rhodonite

At this point I expect your first born child to be named after me ☆

Fragile Ego

I thought Minato-san and I already agreed we will name our first born children after each other?

Fragile Ego

She didn’t tell you?

Yukina’s rhodonite

WHAT??

Yukina’s rhodonite

@Yukina Imai?!

Yukina Imai

?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Why did you agree to name our kid after Sayo???

Yukina Imai

Oh

Yukina Imai

Uhm

Yukina Imai

Pass

Yukina’s rhodonite

What do you mean pass??

Yukina Imai

Pass

Yukina’s rhodonite

?????

Beast Tamer

Just out of curiosity, Sayo-san between you and Rinko-san which one of you likes the other first?

Chisato_official

Sayo, obviously

DoneTM

Sayo-senpai, I think

Untamed circus monkey

It was onee-chan!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Our resident dumbass, of course

Fragile Ego

??? How did you all know?

Fragile Ego

I specifically remember I made an active effort to hide my feelings pretty well

Perish the thoughts

Not that well apparently

Chisato_official

Gentle Rinko would never like such an abrasive person like you first

Yukina Imai

Sayo is not abrasive

Yukina Imai

Just a little rough around the edge, that’s alll

Fragile Ego

……

DoneTM

Sayo-senpai you have no idea how many times I caught you looking at Rinko-senpai in secret….

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan you once gave her half of your fries

Untamed circus monkey

If that’s not love I don’t know what that is!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Seriously Sayo you’re not that good with hiding your feelings

Yukina’s rhodonite

Even Rinko found out eventually

Fragile Ego

…..

Fragile Ego

I’m learning many new things about myself today
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Fiancee 1

[image of Kokoro handstanding in the street.jpg]

Fiancee 1

On an early run with my beloved and found Kokoro-san handstanding in the street??

Finacee 1

Should I be concerned?

Fiancee 1

She’s right in the middle of the street….

No moca no life

@Perish the thoughts wake up it’s one of your children

Chisato_official

What’s Kokoro-chan doing so early in the morning?

Perish the thoughts

Before school she’s not my nor Kanon’s problem

Perish the thoughts

@Fiancee 1 go on with your run

Perish the thoughts

The suits are probably nearby anyway

Fiancee 1

Oh uhmm..

Fiancee 1

[image of Kokoro and Hagumi handstanding in the street.jpg]

Fiancee 1

It’s Kokoro-san and Hagumi-san now….

Adorably lost and found

Oh no :(

Adorably lost and found

Misaki-chan what if they lose track of time and are late for school :(

Perish the thoughts

…..Fine

Perish the thoughts

I’m coming

Claustrophobic hoe

Why is Kokoro in the middle of the street like that though

Perish the thoughts

Beat me

Perish the thoughts

I will tell you later if her reasons make sense

Yukina’s rhodonite

Layer you and O-Tae go running every morning?

Yukina’s rhodonite

That’s awesome!

Uuhaha

Health is a lifestyle!

No moca no life

A stupid lifestyle

Baby needs guardian

Yes

Fiancee 1

It’s part of my plan for winning the in-laws over

Fiancee 1

Everyday Hana-chan and I will circle the block around Saaya-san’s bakery

Fiancee 1

So she can see how committed I am about Hana-chan and with improving our lives together

Chisato_official

…That’s actually smart

No moca no life

But exhausting

No moca no life

Who in their right mind would want to run if there’s not something chasing them??

Impulse bread control

Ehem

Fiancee 1

Oh shit forgot she’s in here too and not asleep like Chuchu

Fiancee 1

No evil plot going on here ma’am!

Fiancee 1

Just me chitchating with my friends like the good, nice person I am!

Impulse bread control

……

Baby needs guardian

Lay let’s go to breakfast

Fiancee 1

Of course my love

Fiancee 1

What do you want for breakfast today?

Baby needs guardian

Carrot

Fiancee 1

Carrot it is then!

Fragile Ego

Carrots....

Fragile Ego

It makes me shudder just to think about them

Beast Tamer

You don’t like carrots Sayo-san?

Big Udagawa

Isn’t that a bit….

No moca no life

Childish!

Fragile Ego

That’s not childish!

Fragile Ego

Carrots taste weird!

Claustrophobic hoe

What do you like to eat then?

Claustrophobic hoe

Besides potatos

Fragile Ego

Anything Rinko makes honestly

Perish the thoughts

What if Rinko-senpai makes you a carrot smoothie

Perish the thoughts

Would you drink it?

RinRin

(* ^ ω ^)

Fragile Ego

…….

Chisato_official

You guys just made up

Chisato_official

Think very carefully about this one Sayo-san

Fragile Ego

……

Fragile Ego

Uhmm

Yukina Imai

I don’t like bitter things but when Lisa makes coffee for me I still drink it

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yeah after you totally destroy the taste by putting too much sugar into it!

Yukina’s rhodonite

And chill out guys ☆

Yukina’s rhodonite

I can hear Sayo freaking out all the way from my house already~~

Sparkling star

Good morning everyone!

Choco Choco no mint

Good morning Kasumi-chan

Poodle cuddle

Morning!

No moca no life

Evening

Ran Mitake

???

No moca no life

It must be evening somewhere in the world

No moca no life

I’m being internationally considerate

_bushido!

It’s still the middle of the night in Finland!

No moca no life

See

Claustrophobic hoe

Not looking forward to reviewing exam materials today at school…

Sparkling star

So not a good morning anymore.....

Demon Princess

Can’t believe it's almost finals week already :(

Demon Princess

Wasn’t mid-terms just a few days ago?!!

RinRin

It was 2 months ago Ako-chan ヽ(~_~(・_・ )ゝ

Big Udagawa

Cheer up Ako!

Big Udagawa

Think about the field trip after finals!

Demon Princess

YES!!!

Demon Princess

Going to the mountain with onee-chan and all of my friends!

Chisato_official

Can someone remind me why our school is going with Haneoka again?

Chisato_official

I’m gonna have to see Hina’s face at some point during the trip

Chisato_official

Terrible idea already

Untamed circus monkey

:((

Perish the thoughts

Because both presidents of our school and Haneoka are in this chat and they want all of us to go together

RinRin

It’s not that (。╯︵╰。)

RinRin

After the success of our combined cultural festival a lot of students asked for other activities with Haneoka again

RinRin

We took a poll around the school to get everyone’s opinions about the matter

Untamed circus monkey

Yeah!

Untamed circus monkey

We are professional!

Untamed circus monkey

We would never abuse our power for personal reasons like that!

Ran Mitake

Are you sure?

Untamed circus monkey

Yes!

Ran Mitake

Absolutely 100 percent sure?

Untamed circus monkey

….

Untamed circus monkey

Yes?

Ran Mitake

Hmm

*No moca no life changed Ran Mitake’s name to Skepticism is a good look*

No moca no life

Remember we’re still watching your every move Hina-senpai

Beast Tamer

Moca-chan

No moca no life

I’m just saying

Impulse bread control

@DoneTM Arisa wake up or you're gonna be late for school again

Choco Choco no mint

Saaya-chan Arisa-chan never goes to school on reviewing week…

Choco Choco no mint

She doesn’t need to

Claustrophobic hoe

Oh to be like Ichigaya-san….

No moca no life

Short, small, tsundere with affinity for angry outburst?

No moca no life

Nah I’m good

DoneTM

Watch your mouth!

DoneTM

At least I’m smarter than you!

No moca no life

You mean at least you’re smarter than you look

DoneTM

!!!!!

Skepticism is a good look

Moca oh my god!

Skepticism is a good look

It’s too early to go insult people randomly!

Skepticism is a good look

It’s not even after breakfast yet!

No moca no life

So after breakfast I have permission to insult people how much I want to?

Skepticism is a good look

NO!

Perish the thoughts

Every time Aoba-san opens her mouth (or her phone to type) I feel the fear of God wash over me....

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Fragile Ego

Remember the bus will leave at 8am tomorrow

Fragile Ego

Please do not be late

Fragile Ego

And no, for the last time Toyama-san we don’t have a karaoke machine on the bus

Sparkling star

:((

No moca no life

8am on a weekends??

No moca no life

No thanks

Skepticism is a good look

The trip is compulsory Moca

No moca no life

What are they gonna do if I don’t go huh

RinRin

You don’t want to find out :)

Perish the thoughts

…….that’s some scary smile

No moca no life

Like I’m scared of some random chick

Skepticism is a good look

I will make sure she be there tomorrow Rinko-san

Spread the love!

School trip sounds fun

Spread the love!

Sad I can’t go with you guys….

Spread the love!

Take many photos for us Lock!

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Yes Masking-san ^^

Claustrophobic hoe

There’s always an option to switch school you know

Spread the love!

Nah my pop would kill/disown me

Spread the love!

Family tradition

Untamed circus monkey

Hey did you rearrange the sleeping tents like I said?

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan I’m coming!

Untamed circus monkey

Oops wrong chat that was meant for Tsugu-chan

Untamed circus monkey

Please discard the above messages I absolutely have no intention of sneaking my way into onee-chan’s tent hahaha what are you saying

Impluse bread control

……

Big Udagawa

Okay who else wondered how Hina-senpai became the student council president?

Skepticisim is a good look

Certainly not my fault as I did not vote for her

Uuhaha

Same

Chisato_official

@Beast Tamer you gonna let your girlfriend run amok like that?

Beast Tamer

There’s no competition when it comes to Sayo-san’s place in Hina-san’s heart

Beast Tamer

I know what I was getting into

Beast Tamer

I have made peace with that

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yukina you want the blue shirt or the white one?

Yukina Imai

Blue

Yukina’s rhodonite

Gloves or no gloves

Yukina’s rhodonite

Nevermind you always get cold at night

Yukina’s rhodonite

I’m bringing the scarf remember to wear it

Yukina Imai

Yes

Claustrophobic hoe

?

Adorably lost and found

??

DoneTM

???

Fragile Ego

Don't mind them it was just Imai-san packing for both her and Minato-san as usual

Poodle cuddle

Awwww

No moca no life

Damn

No moca no life

She cooks, she cleans, she packs your clothes, she helps you with your homework, she has abs

No moca no life

Minato-san is living the dream fr

Yukina Imai

Yes

Yukina Imai

If any of you touches her, you’re dead

Uuhaha

Pack me my clothes too Lisa-senpai!

Yukina Imai

🔪🔪🔪

Uuhaha

💀

Demon Princess

Onee-chan sometimes helps me pack too!

Perish the thoughts

Insert Hina-san screaming for Sayo-senpai any moment now

Perish the thoughts

3

Perish the thoughts

2

Perish the thoughts

1

Perish the thoughts

…..

Perish the thoughts

3

Perish the thoughts

2

Perish the thoughts

Yo is Hina-san dead in a ditch or something?

Chisato_official

Finally!

Poodle cuddle

Oh no >.<

Chisato_official

Pastel Pallettes is recruiting a new guitarist now

Chisato_official

Apply quick when you can

Chisato_offcial

Audition will take place tomorrow night on the mountain

Uuhaha

Girl spared absolutely no second reminiscing her fallen bandmate

No moca no life

Amen to that

Best fan <3

Pastel Pallette is recruiting?!!!!!

Perish the thoughts

Apparently, but only for guitar though

Best producer |

You can pry Lock out of my cold, dead hand!

Chisato_official

That can be arranged

Best producer |

Just take Tae Hanazono she is already a traitor!

Impulse bread control

No

DoneTM

NO!

RinRin

Sayo-chan you want your stuffed puppy with you?

RinRin

(* ^ ω ^)

Fragile Ego

RINKO PLEASE NOT HERE!

Adorably lost and found

!!

Uuhaha

Ngl Sayo-san cuddling with a stuffed dog is cute as hell

Skeptisism is a good look

Not as cute as you snuggling with Tomoe though

Uuhaha

That’s true

Perish the thoughts

??

Perish the thoughts

Hello? I thought you guys are not dating??

Big Udagawa

We’re not

Big Udagawa

We just cuddle

Big Udagawa

Himari gets cold easily

Adorably lost and found

I get cold easily too!

Claustrophobic hoe

…..

No moca no life

That’s a hint for you Misaki my friend

Perish the thoughts

There’s no need for a hint we’re literally girlfriends, cuddling is a given

Adorably lost and found

<3

Chisato_official

Disgusting

Baby needs guardian

Look at the small spoon talking

Chisato_official

I am NOT a small spoon!

Big Udagawa

No offense but aren’t you like 4 feet or smth?

Big Udagawa

Like Arisa

Big Udagawa

Auto small spoon

DoneTM

YOU LEAVE ME AND MY HEIGHT OUT OF THIS!

Impulse bread control

Can confirm!

DoneTM

SAAYA!

Chisato_official

I can strangle you!

Big Udagawa

Can you even reach my neck tho?

Big Udagawa

Isn’t that the reason why you usually only threaten to kill Hina-san?

Big Udagawa

Cause she is the only person on your hit list you can reach with that height?

No moca no life

lshgihwhgs;

Claustrophobic hoe

Lmao not Udagawa-san expose Chisato’s murdering secret

Perish the thoughts

Respect

No moca no life

Queen slay

Chisato_official

HOW

Chisato_official

DARE

Chisato_official

YOU!!

Big Udagawa

I speak nothing but the truth

Chisato_official

Sleep with one eye open I’m coming for you!

Big Udagawa

Oh sure the only time you can reach my neck is when I’m laying down for sleeping why am I not surprised

No moca no life

Stop help I’m crackling!!!

Claustrophobic hoe

wnigwgskng

Perish the thoughts

Massive respect!

Impulse bread control

Tomoe did you eat or drink something suspicious today?

Impulse bread control

You’re acting more evil than usual...

Hagu Hagumi

Just ask her if she is on drug like a normal person

Uuhaha

Nah she is not

Uuhaha

That’s just the height supremacist in Tomoe talking

Adorably lost and found

Ah yes Kaoru-san is like that sometimes as well

Uuhaha

Yeah that’s so hot too

Choco Choco no mint

!!!!

Hagu Hagumi

Himari secret kink achievement unlocked

Uuhaha

I have no shame in it

Perish the thoughts

Ok but seriously is Hina-san dead?

Perish the thoughts

@Untamed circus monkey

Claustrophobic hoe

Why you care so much?

Perish the thoughts

We’re a pack

Perish the thoughts

@Fiancee 1 comrade one of our own is dead

Fiancee 1

Which one?

Perish the thoughts

………Hina-san of course clearly you and I are both still talking

Perish the thoughts

Unless you’re dead too??

Fiancee 1

Does that mean there is a slot open to join the field trip tmr with you guys?

Claustrophobic hoe

Yes and also an auditioning spot to join Pasupare as a guitarist too!

Claustrophobic hoe

You play?

Best producer |

NOPE!!!

Untamed circus monkey

I’m not dead everyone thank you all for your concern!

Chisato_official

Literally no one cares except Okusawa-san a dumbass

Adorably lost and found

Chisato-chan!

Untamed circus monkey

Just sorted out some logistic problem for the trip!

Fragile Ego

Hina if I find you in my tent tomorrow I’m gonna throw you down the mountain!

No moca no life

If Hina-san died can I apply to be the school council president or will that automatically go to Tsugu?

Untamed circus moneky

Trust me onee-chan you will never find me!

Perish the thoughts

…..That’s both suspicious and terrifying at the same time

Sparking star

Are we going to play hide and seek on the mountain?

Impulse bread control

No Kasumi we are going to play who can sleep enough 8 hours before the trip tomorrow

Impulse bread control

Starting now

Sparkling star

Oh ok!

Sparkling star

Good night everyone!

No moca no life

Bad night to you
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Fragile Ego

Headcount now

Fragile Ego

Where are Okusawa-san, Tsurumaki-san, Seta-san, Masubara-san and Kitazawa-san?

Fragile Ego

It’s already ten past eight

Poodle cuddle

Ah Sayo-chan Kanon-chan told me to give you a note

Poodle cuddle

Hello Happy World is going there on Kokoro’s family blimp instead

No moca no life

???

Impusle bread control

I’m sorry did you just say blimp?

Fragile Ego

?????

Fragile Ego

You know what I’m not gonna bother

Fragile Ego

Mark them down as present please Hazawa-san

Beast Tamer

Ummm…. there’s no tick box for “blimp” mode of transportation here Sayo-san

Untamed circus monkey

Just draw a new one then!

DoneTM

Kasumi if you don’t get on the bus right now we’re leaving without you!

DoneTM

How the hell are you so energetic in the morning??

Uuhaha

That’s what enough good night sleep get ya

Impulse bread control

Sorry babe my fault then…

Claustrophobic hoe

Am I hallucinating from playing video games all night or Lisa-san is literally carrying a sleeping Yukina-san with one hand and two big-ass suitcases with the other to the bus???

No moca no life

Why can’t that be me

No moca no life

*sigh*

Demon Princess

Stop whining at least you have a girlfriend

Skepticism is a good look

……..

No moca no life

Lisa-chi used to carry me when I fall asleep while working too…

Skepticism is a good look

Have better work ethics Moca

Best fan <3

Have a safe trip everyone!

Best producer |

May you all die from an avalanche
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

RinRin

We don’t have any scheduled activity in the afternoon everyone

RinRin

So you’re all free to do anything you want after lunch

RinRin

Ako-chan and I will be in one of the common tents and hook up our PS4 if anyone wants to join us (((o(°▽°)o)))

Perish the thoughts

I’m surprised we have electricity here

Perish the thoughts

Even wifi

No moca no life

Aww sad that you won’t get to impress Kanon-senpai with your cavewoman survival skills?

Adorably lost and found

??

Perish the thoughts

Please with the number of times Haruhapi got lost in the wilderness any of us already has bunch of survivial skills

Perish the thoughs

Kanon-san won’t be that easily impressed

Perish the thoughts

In fact, she is remarkably good at catching and filleting fish

Adorably lost and found

Only if I have to :((

Impulse bread control

Oh hey Sayo-senpai and I are going fishing!

Impulse bread control

Wanna join us Kanon-senpai ^^

Fragile Ego

I understand if you’re not comfortable with demonstrating but I’m really curious about how to fillet a fish properly

Fragile Ego

If you’re willing to show us, that’s it

Adorably lost and found

Oh

Adorably lost and found

Alright Sayo-chan ^^

Adorably lost and found

Eve-chan is with me so can both of us join you?

Fragile Ego

Of course

_bushido!

Prepare to witness the power of samurai in catching fish

Adorably lost and found

I am good with using both fishing rod and sword/spear to catch fish Eve-chan ^^

Fragile Ego

That’s impressive

_bushido!

Sensei teach me your way!!!

_bushido!

I have a sword with me

Fragile Ego

I don't remember sword being one of the personal items allowed on the trip??

No moca no life

This group sounds like a danger hazard

No moca no life

I’m in

No moca no life

Tsugu take me with you

Claustrophobic hoe

I’m joining the nerd tent and continue to play video games then

DoneTM

Are we not gonna talk about the horse stable and racing track just popped out of no fucking where next to our camp area???

Perish the thoughts

Not if you want to survive the Tsurumaki family wrath

DoneTM

What??

And if I ask for your hand?

Ah Romeo my dearest horse!

And if I ask for your hand?

It’s fate that we meet in such a place and time

And if I ask for your hand?

Dare I inquire you accompany me for one of our usual daring adventures into the woods?

Beast Tamer

Please do not go further than the designated area >.<

And if I ask for your hand?

Alas, we are bounded by the realm of locality

Uuhaha

Kaoru-senpai is about to ride a horse?!!

Choco Choco no mint

My prince on a white stead???

Choco Choco no mint

Bye Kasumi I’m outta here!!

Sparkling star

Bye Rimirin!

Sparkling star

The four musketeers are now down to three!

Sparkling star

It’s up to us to complete this challenge Kokoron Hina-san!

Sparkling star

Oh hey O-Tae is here!

Sparkling star

Nevermind we’re back to four now!

Untamed circus monkey

Let’s roll!!!

And if I ask for your hand?

@Big Udagawa I challenge you to a race for the honor of dear Himari-chan’s hand in marriage

Uuhaha

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uuhaha

Ahhhhhhhhhhh

Big Udagawa

You’re on

Perish the thoughts

Are we going backward to medival, barbaric way of macho displaying masculinity for the prize of a damsel in distress?

Uuhaha

Don’t care no thought just swooning rn no distress whatsoever

Chisato_official

Where is the race track I’m not gonna miss the chance to see Tomoe falls from the horse and breaks her neck

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan do you have some strange fixation (fetish) with Tomoe-chan’s neck or something >.<

Chisato_official

What no!

Perish the thoughts

This is way too exhausting for me to watch

Perish the thoughts

I’m gonna go felting for stress relief

Yukina’s rhodonite

Oh where are you can we join?

Perish the thoughts

Sure I’m at the big yellow tent

Yukina’s rhodonite

Oh and I caught Ran on my way so she is joining us now

Perish the thoughts

I don’t mind Mitake-san looks like she would be great at felting

Skepticism is a good look

Thank you but I have never felt before….

Perish the thoughts

It’s okay look I will demonstrate

Fragile Ego

[image of Kanon face down in the river.jpg]

Fragile Ego

@Perish the thoughts sorry Okusawa-san for bothering you during your stress-free period but is this behavior normal for Matsubara-san?

Fragile Ego

I’m unsure whether this is her usual way of catching fish?

Fragile Ego

She has been like this for a few minutes now…

No moca no life

I told you we should just wait for a bit longer

Beast Tamer

Are we sure she is still breathing though….

Perish the thoughts

FUCKING HELL NO!

Perish the thoughts

NO THAT’S NOT NORMAL!

Perish the thoughts

GET HER OUT PLZ I’M COMING!

DoneTM

Well that stress relief didn’t last long

Claustrophobic hoe

No day is day with no stress for Okusawa-san

Perish the thoughts

ANYONE KNOW CPR???

No moca no life

All that survival skills and no CPR?

No moca no life

Shame on you

Yukina’s rhodonite

I do but Yukina’s literally on top of me I can’t move

DoneTM

?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Oh forgot Ran is here with us too

DoneTM

????

Yukina’s rhodonite

Can you watch her for a bit while I go resurrect Kanon?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Please do not kill Yukina when I’m away

Skepticism is a good look

No promise

Adorably lost and found

Chill Misaki-chan I’m alright!

Adorably lost and found

I just wanted to know how does it feel to be a fish!

Adorably lost and found

Can you put me into the river again?

Perish the thoughts

NO

Fragile Ego

…..

Beast Tamer

…..

Impulse bread control

…..

_bushido!

Sensei let me join you this time!

No moca no life

It’s official this girl has lost it

No moca no life

No sane member in Haruhapi anymore folks!
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Cubed in-law probation]

Untamed circus monkey

If I die today, onee-chan gets 9/10 of my possession and Tsugu-chan gets the rest

Fiancee 1

???

Fiancee 1

Hello?

Fiancee 1

@Perish the thoughts yo dude what is happening at your camp??

Fiancee 1

@Perish the thoughts???
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Fiancee 1

[screenshot of messages.jpg]

Fiancee 1

Genuinely worried for my comrades as both of them are deadly quiet now

Fiancee 1

Anyone knows what is going on??

Yukina’s rhodonite

Misaki has to go save her girlfriend/fellow not-sane-anymore Haruhapi member from drowning

Yukina’s rhodonite

Not sure what happened with Hina tho

Yukina’s rhodonite

There are too many death threats against her

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan what did you do?

Chisato_official

Nothing!

Chisato_official

I’m literally standing right next to you this whole time!

Chisato_official

Maybe Sayo finally snapped

Chisato_official

Hopefully

Fragile Ego

No, not me

Fragile Ego

Though I do find it concerning that Hina has not messaged me for an hour now

Fragile Ego

Anyone knows where she is?

Baby needs guardian

In heaven

Impulse bread control

????

DoneTM

HELLO??

No moca no life

Heaven good or heaven bad?

Impulse bread control

O-Tae what do you mean in heaven???

Baby needs guardian

Heaven above your head

No moca no life

That’s definitely bad

No moca no life

Right?

No moca no life

Or good, depending on who you’re asking

DoneTM

O-Tae are you with Hina-san???

Baby needs guardian

Not anymore, she is gone now

Fragile Ego

???????

Fragile Ego

DID YOU KILL MY SISTER?

Baby needs guradian

Kasumi is gone too

DoneTM

!!!!!!

No moca no life

Double homicide?

Impulse bread control

O-Tae where the hell are you???

Choco Choco no mint

Uhmm guys do you also see what I am seeing?

Chisato_official

Is that

Chisato_official

FUCKING HINA AND KASUMI???

Fragile Ego

You found my sister’s body???

Impulse bread control

Where??

Baby needs guardian

So they made it that far

Baby needs guardian

Impressive

Uuhaha

Oh no Kaoru-san Tomoe stop!!!!!

Chisato_official

STOP THIS ABOMINATION AT ONCE!

No moca no life

Drama at the race track?

No moca no life

Wait for me!

Poodle cuddle

Oh no…

Choco Choco no mint

@Yukina’s rhodonite uhmm Lisa-san aside from CPR do you know anything else about first aid?

Choco Choco no mint

Kasumi-chan and Hina-san just dropped down from the sky and crashed into Tomoe-chan and Kaoru-san >.<

Beast Tamer

Hina-senpai!!!

Yukina’s rhodonite

?? Wdym dropped down from the sky???

Chisato_official

They literally did that

Chisato_official

Fell down from the sky out of fucking nowhere

Baby needs guardian

Out of their sky diving parachutes, not nowhere mind you

No moca no life

Who won the race though?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Are they dead??

Choco Choco no mint

No just unconscious, I think

Impulse bread control

@Baby needs guardian you went sky diving with Kasumi and Hina-san???

Baby needs guardian

Kokoro too

Baby needs guardian

She let us use her blimp

Where’s Michelle???

Happy to be of service!

Where’s Michelle???

@Sparkling star @Untamed circus monkey remember to rate your first sky diving experience!

Untamed circus monkey

Top-notch! 100% would do it again!

Fragile Ego

NO!

Yukina’s rhodonite

I thought Hina is unconscious??

Uuhaha

She revitalized when she heard Sayo-san’s voice

Impulse bread control

O-Tae where are you now??

Baby needs guardian

Physically, geographically, or mentally?

Skepticism is a good look

??
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Claustrophobic hoe

Dang a bunch of things happened when we were playing games in our tent huh?

Skepticism is a good look

How did you guys not notice all the commotion outside?

Demon Princess

#1 rule of gaming: Put on headphones and turn on Do not disturb

RinRin

ヽ( ̄ω ̄(。。 )ゝ

Chisato_official

Ignorance is truly a bliss

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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

DoneTM

Jesus fuck

DoneTM

Who the hell just screamed bloody murder?!!!

No moca no life

Murder where?

Perish the thoughts

Is that a scream???

Perish the thoughts

I thought it was some wild animal roar….

Chisato_official

Excuse you Aya-chan is not a wild animal!

Big Udagawa

Well can you two work on your bedroom voice then?

Big Udagawa

Some of us are actually enjoying post-dinner peace with our friends

RinRin

@@

Chisato_official

Screw you!

Big Udagawa

No thank you very much

Impluse bread control

@Poodle cuddle Aya-senpai are you alright??

Skepticism is a good look

The way her voice carries over to our tents is impressive ngl

Baby needs guardian

You scared my bunnies

Big Udagawa

Scared Himari too

Fiancee 1

Hello Hana-chan ^^

Fiancee 1

It is good to see you safe and sound

Yukina’s rhodonite

????

Yukina’s rhodonite

Why are you here Layer???

Perish the thoughts

?? what do you mean she has been in this chat for a while

Yukina’s rhodonite

No

Yukina’s rhodonite

She is literally here, at the seniors’ camps

Yukina’s rhodonite

Along with Masking and Pareo?

Fragile Ego

What??

Untamed circus monkey

Newcomers??

Untamed circus monkey

Yay, the more the merrier!

Sparkling star

Let’s go Arisa we should go over to the seniors’ side and greet our friends!!

Uuhaha

Are we going too Ran?? Tsugumi is already over there anyway

Poodle cuddle

Sorry everyone for screaming >.<

Poodle cuddle

Layer-chan jumped out of a bush all of a sudden and I was startled……

No moca no life

You three are trespassing on private property!

Skepticism is a good look

Whose private property?

No moca no life

Pretty sure Kokoro’s

Fiancee 1

Relax

Finacee 1

We come bearing gift!

Claustrophobic hoe

…….

Claustrophobic hoe

That box literally only has Chuchu in a cat costume tied with a bow in it….

Yukina Imai

!!!

Best fan <3

Yes, it’s her sleepover pj!

Best fan <3

Doesn’t she look so cute?!

Sparkling star

?!!!

Sparkling star

Hurry up Arisa we are missing all the fun stuff!

Chisato_official

Why???

Chisato_official

Why Chuchu in a cat costume tied with a bow???

Chisato_official

In what world can that be a gift???

Chisato_official

And why is she unconscious???

Spread the love!

Nah you don’t need to know the details

Chisato_official

???

Fragile Ego

Member of RAS, I do not want to sound rude but please state your business here

Yukina’s rhodonite

Sayo you can’t just say you don’t want to sound rude as an excuse to be rude like that!

No moca no life

Yeah let them stay!

Uuhaha

Moca you literally just threaten to call the police on them trespassing

No moca no life

That was before I see how much chaos they bring with them

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Oh no is this my fault :(((

Fiancee 1

Is this not the audition place?

Fiancee 1

Where are all the auditionees??

RinRin

??

Choco Choco no mint

…is auditionees a word?

Perish the thoughts

Comrade what are you talking about??

Spread the love!

Lock sent us a bunch of pictures earlier

Spread the love!

We saw Hina-san is dead so figured Pasupare is really holding the audition for their new guitarist here on the mountain?

Best fan <3

We want to come and watch!

DoneTM

……

Untamed circus monkey

I’m not dead everyone!

Untamed circus monkey

It is weird how many times I have to say that these days though

Fragile Ego

As you can clearly see, Hina is not dead

Chisato_official

Unfortunately that means there is no audition either

Beast Tamer

Layer-san how did you guys even find us?

Impulse bread control

I was wondering about that too

Impulse bread control

We are literally in the middle of nowhere

Fiancee 1

Oh

Fiancee 1

I followed the smell of my true love!

DoneTM

What the heck??

Chisato_official

???

And if I ask for your hand?

Nothing can hinder the strength of a true love connection!

And if I ask for your hand?

Their fate is written in the stars themselves!

No moca no life

Layer is a hunting dog incarnated confirmed?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Well Layer I’m afraid your ‘true love’ is not here, she is on the other side of the camp

Yukina’s rhodonite

Your nose is mistaken

Baby needs guardian

:(

Fiancee 1

No baby I know that is where you are

Fiancee 1

But like I said, we wanted to come watch Pasupare audition so Masking told me to follow Hina-san’s chaotic energy when we were close first

Fiancee 1

I was coming to you soon, I swear!

Baby needs guardian

Don’t

Baby needs guardian

I’m coming with Arisa and Saaya

Baby needs guardian

Stay there

Yukina Imai

Sayo, Rinko, can they stay?

Yukina Imai

I would like for them to stay

No moca no life

You just like Chuchu in the cat costume

Yukina’s rhodonite

How are you here so fast Moca??

No moca no life

Teleporting my friend

RinRin

Of course they can stay, right Sayo-chan ^^

Fragile Ego

…..

Fragile Ego

You don’t have to ask me Rinko you are the president

Chisato_official

That sounds passive aggressive tbh

RinRin

No, she knows better :)

Fragile Ego

@Best fan <3, @Spread the love!, @Fiancee 1 have you eaten dinner yet?

Fragile Ego

We can cook something for you guys really quick

Untamed circus monkey

Me me onee-chan I want to eat your food too!

Yukina Imai

I have cat food with me

Skepticism is a good look

Why do you have cat food with you Minato-san??

Yukina Imai

Reasons

Uuhaha

Cooking competition everyone?

DoneTM

HAA PLEASE Saaya would blow all of you out of the water!

Impulse bread control

Arisa please…

No moca no life

Oh really

No moca no life

500 yen bet on Tsugu

Adorably lost and found

Raise

Adorably lost and found

1000 yen on Misaki-chan ^^

Yukina Imai

2000 on the love of my life

Chisato_official

3000 on Aya-chan

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan you know I can’t cook >.<

Chisato_official

Doesn’t matter I’m not gonna let these people outbid you!

Claustrophobic hoe

Why does this feel like an auction all of a sudden….

Choco Choco no mint

>.<

Where is Michelle?

Ten million yen on Hagumi and Michelle then ^^

DoneTM

!!!

Skepticism is a good look

…….

Yukina’s rhodonite

…….

Claustrophobic hoe

……

Big Udagawa

……

Perish the thoughts

……

No moca no life

*insert cricket noise*

Popipa Pipopa!!!

@@

Sparkling star

If it’s BBQ style then I bet on Hagu too!!

No moca no life

You would betray your own people like that?

Spread the love!

Oh woa we feel so welcome here!

Spread the love!

You guys were willing to put up an entire cook-off just for our dinner!

Best fan <3

<3

Fiancee 1

Told you we should have come sooner

Fragile Ego

No, there will be no cook-off or cook competition or whatsoever

Untamed circus monkey

Awww why not onee-chan?

Sparkling star

Whyyyyyyy

Baby needs guardian

Don’t mind her Kasumi she is just bitter Rinko-senpai is going to lose to Saaya

Chisato_official

Is that so?

Fragile Ego

Excuse you!

Fragile Ego

My girlfriend will never lose something like that!

Fragile Ego

I would sell my house to bet for her!

No moce no life

If your house is not worth 10 million yen I don’t want to hear about it

No moca no life

Cheap!

Baby needs guardian

Prove it

Fragile Ego

Fine!

Poodle cuddle

……

Big Udagawa

It is unerving how easily Sayo-san can be manipulated sometimes

Claustrophobic hoe

Girl has her kryptonite and she is not doing a good job hiding it

RinRin

No no don’t actually sell your house right now Sayo-chan ☆o(><;)○

Fragile Ego

They insulted your honor!

RinRin

Everyone, what Sayo-chan meant to say is that we would love to host a cooking competition sometimes

RinRin

But not now because we do not have enough ingredients nor the appropriate equipments to use for such purposes (o´▽`o)

Untamed circus monkey

We can go hunting for ingredients right now!

Untamed circus monkey

Who is with me?!

Demon Princess

Me!

Hagu Hagumi

Me me!

_bushido!

Hunting is the ancient way of expressing one’s might and ascertain dominance over other species

_bushido!

I want to join too!

Sparkling star

Me want too!

Impulse bread control

No Kasumi you’re not going anywhere!

Beast Tamer

Everyone is not going anywhere please!

Beast Tamer

It’s dark, we need to stay inside the safety perimeter

Baby needs guardian

Coward

Beast Tamer

That’s not going to work on me I do not have fragile ego like Sayo-san

Fragile Ego

Hey!

Best producer |

What is the meaning of this?????

Best producer |

Who the hell am I?

Best producer |

And where??

Yukina Imai

Language

Best producer |

Wtf???

DoneTM

Welcome to the land of the livings

DoneTM

Don’t stay, we have headaches

Best producer |

???

Best producer |

Why is Yukina Minato staring at me all weirdly???

Best fan <3

It is Yukina Imai Chuchu-sama we have been over this!

Best producer |

*Yukina Imai, sorry Pareo it might take me some time to adjust :(

Perish the thoughts

She is trying to adopt you

No moca no life

Run while you still can

Best producer |

???

Uuhaha

Hey what about my cook-off idea?

Uuhaha

Are we gonna do this or not?

Beast Tamer

Sigh

Perish the thoughts

…Did you seriously just type ‘sigh’ into the chat?

Beast Tamer

That is just how done I am

DoneTM

Welcome to the club

Perish the thoughts

Is it time to break out the secret weapon?

Perish the thoughts

I still have it with me since Rinko-senpai told me to keep it extra safe all the way

Yukina’s rhodonite

Secret weapon?

No moca no life

Secret?

Claustrophobic hoe

WEAPON???

Skepticism is a good look

I do not have a good feeling about this

RinRin

Well it is supposed to be used as entertainment for the night anyway

RinRin

Bring it out Okusawa-san, please

Chisato_official

…..

Chisato_official

That is just a karaoke machine

Chisato_official

How underwhelming

Impulse bread control

…speak for yourself

Sparkling star

KARAOKE???????

Sparkling star

SAYO-SAN YOU TOLD ME YOU DON’T HAVE ONE

Fragile Ego

It’s not mine it’s Rinko’s!

Fragile Ego

Stop yelling my headache is getting worse looking at your messages!

Yukina Imai

Karaoke

Skepticism is a good look

Karaoke

Yukina Imai

Mitake-san

Skepticism is a good look

Minato-san

Yukina’s rhodonite

Oh boys here we go…

No moca no life

Bet on Ran

Big Udagawa

Moca you really need to do something about that gambling addiction asap

Poodle cuddle

Dibs on the first song!

Hagu Hagumi

That’s not fair!

Poodle cuddle

Over my fucking dead body!

Chisato_official

Aya-chan…..

Hagu Hagumi

I’m unsubscribing from your channel!

Poodle cuddle

Don’t you dare!

And if I ask for your hand?

What about a melody of love to start us off?

And if I ask for your hand?

I simply require a partner for this beautiful duet of stars

And if I ask for your hand?

How fleeing~

Uuhaha

Me me me me me me

Big Udagawa

No Himari you stay right there!

Impulse bread control

This does not feel any less chaotic than a cooking competition can be…

Fragile Ego

Let the children fight among themselves

Fragile Ego

I’m going to make some food for RAS

Fragile Ego

Come with me Rinko?

RinRin

Yes ٩(◕‿◕。)۶

Perish the thoughts

Wait you can’t leave me alone with all these crazy people!!!

DoneTM

Hey what am I?? Chopped liver?

Perish the thoughts

Crazy people

DoneTM

What the hell??? You have a death wish or smth??

Perish the thoughts

Exactly my point!

Fragile Ego

We will get start on the bonfire after I get back

Yukina’s rhodonite

Oooh roasted mashmallow time~
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Beast Tamer

Light out in 10 minutes

Beast Tamer

Everyone has their sleeping bags all sorted out in their tents?

Sparkling star

Yes!

Claustrophobic hoe

Yeah

Yukina’s rhodonite

A bit cramped in here with both Yukina and Chuchu but I think I can manage 💪

Adorably lost and found

Wait we are allowed to sleep in other people’s bag???

No moca no life

No one is stopping you

Perish the thoughts

Is that why Yamato-san just slipped in our tent and under Wakamiya-san’s blanket??

Impulse bread control

???

Fragile Ego

I did not think I need to say this but do NOT slip into people’s tents and sleeping bag without permission

Perish the thoughts

…..

Perish the thoughts

Should I be a responsible tentmate and pull Yamato-san out?

Poodle cuddle

?

Chisato_official

Why would you do that?

Poodle cuddle

I doubt it was without permission Misaki-chan

Poodle cuddle

They are girlfriends after all

No moca no life

????

Best fan <3

Wait 2 others of my idols are together and I didn’t know????

Perish the thoughts

???

Adorably lost and found

Since when Chisato-chan??

Chisato_official

Since forever??

Chisato_official

Wait I thought you all know?

No moca no life

How the hell are we supposed to know?

No moca no life

They never talk about it??

Chisato_official

Huh?

Perish the thoughts

Well that is one mystery solved then

Perish the thoughts

Good night everyone

Adorably lost and found

Good night Misaki-chan!

Perish the thoughts

Kanon you’re literally beside me

Impulse bread control

Rimirin is that a choco cornet sleeping bag??

Choco Choco no mint

Yes ^^

Uuhaha

Cute!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Good night people!

RinRin

Please rest well, the bus will leave early in the morning ٩(。•́‿•̀。)۶

Fragile Ego

....Hina what did I say if I find you in my tent??

Untamed circus monkey

You said you would let me stay right where I am?

Untamed circus monkey

🥺🥺🥺

RinRin

@Beast Tamer please come collect your monkey

Beast Tamer

I’m so sorry Sayo-san Rinko-san I have no idea how Hina-senpai slipped out so fast!

Untamed circus monkey

Noooooooo
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Perish the thoughts

[picture of Tomoe and Himari cuddling inside a sleeping bag.jpg]

Perish the thoughts

[picture of Maya and Eve cuddling inside a sleeping bag.jpg]

Perish the thoughts

Can someone point out the differences between these 2 pictures for me??

Chisato_official

One is of Aferglow member and one is of our members?

Hagu Hagumi

Hi-chan has a blue blanket while Eve-chin’s is red?

Choco Choco no mint

Uhmmm is it their sleeping positions?

Perish the thoughts

What??

Perish the thoughts

Really guys???

Demon Princess

You are all wrong!

Demon Princess

Ako knows!

Perish the thoughts

Thank god!

Demon Princess

Hi-chan’s sleeping bag is turned toward the east while the other is turned toward the west!

Demon Princess

You can clearly see the contrast of color there!

Chisato_official

Oh

Chisato_official

I guess you’re right

Choco Choco no mint

What beautiful lighting!

Choco Choco no mint

You’re good with pictures Misaki-chan!

Choco Choco no mint

@Impulse bread control hey I found you a new hobby friend!

Impulse bread control

???

Fragile Ego

Those are very subtle details

Fragile Ego

You have very good eyes Okusawa-san

Adorably lost and found

Her eyes are really beautiful too!

Perish the thoughts

What the heck??

Perish the thoughts

That was a rhetorical question!

Sparkling star

What does rhetorical mean?

No moca no life

Your mom

Skepticism is a good look

Moca didn’t we agree to not insult people before breakfast?

Skepticism is a good look

Do I look like I have breakfast to you???

And if I ask for your hand?

Dear Misaki are your wellbeing alright at the moment?

And if I ask for your hand?

You look disarmingly pale, my friend

Perish the thoughts

I think I need to go lay down again

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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Fragile Ego

FINE!

Fragile Ego

Uehara-san stop harrassing me and my girlfriend!!

Fragile Ego

For god’s sake yes we can have a cooking contest!!!

Perish the thoughts

??

Uuhaha

YES!

Uuhaha

I know you are just playing hard to get Sayo-san!!

Fragile Ego

@RinRin please help me I can’t anymore

*Fragile Ego changed RinRin’s name to The one who has the final say*

Fragile Ego

Please direct all your questions to my girlfriend she is literally the president not me

Sparkling star

A cooking contest??

The one who has the final say

Don’t worry I will save you Sayo-chan (。T ω T。)

Perish the thoughts

So you’re finally admitting Rinko-senpai is the top in this relationship

No moca no life

Ayo Tomoe pay up

No moca no life

@Big Udagawa

Fragile Ego

Yes please anything but this

Big Udagawa

?

Big Udagawa

What????

Big Udagawa

What the hell? I trusted you Sayo-san!!

*No moca no life changed The one who has the final say’s name to Girlfriend’s handler*

Chisato_official

Technically, a cooking competion in private time does not fall under the school council’s authority

Chisato_official

So we don’t need Rinko’s permission to organize it

Chisato_official

Or the dumbass’s

Uuhaha

??? Really?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Someone mentioned cooking?

Perish the thoughts

I have a bad feeling about this…

Girlfriend’s handler

I think a cooking competition is fun (o´▽`o)

DoneTM

@Impulse bread control

DoneTM

We should start thinking about what we’re gonna do with the final prize

Yukina Imai

That’s bold to assume Lisa would lose to the like of you

DoneTM

?? What is that supposed to mean?

Hagu Hagumi

Operation cooking competition is a go then?

Skepticism is a good look

Tsugu we are placing our trust in you!

Beast Tamer

??
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Live stream channel 1]

Untamed circus monkey

Hello everyone who is watching this online!

Untamed circus monkey

Welcome to the annual band cooking competition, episode 1!

DoneTM

Annual???

Popipa Pipopa!!!

>.<

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Hina-san I don’t think it’s gonna be an annual thing….

Untamed circus monkey

Nonsense!

Untamed circus monkey

Anyway

Untamed circus monkey

After many persuasions from Himari-chan and great benevolence from my dearest onee-chan!

Untamed circus monkey

We have finally been able to organize a cooking contest between the six bands!

DoneTM

……

DoneTM

Remind me again Lock, what did you guys do to convince Chuchu agree to host this disaster at her penthouse??

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Uhhhh

Popipa Pipopa!!!

I don’t really know but Pareo-san must have done something

Popipa Pipopa!!!

I only heard she said Chuchu-san’s house is the only one with a big enough kitchen for everyone to cook at the same time?

Popipa Pipopa!!!

And also something about a Yukina-san body pillow?

Popipa Pipopa!!!

If you want to know I can ask Pareo-san about it!!

DoneTM

…

DoneTM

Nvm I’m fine with not knowing thank you very much

Untamed circus monkey

First, let us hear the rules of the contest today!

Untamed circus monkey

Arisa-chan would you mind ^^

DoneTM

Why is it always me…..

DoneTM

Fine

DoneTM

So each band will select 2 representatives to compete

DoneTM

The judge is a council made up of 1 member from each band

DoneTM

To prevent any biases, the judges are not allowed to be a girlfriend/significant other/complicated companion of the competitors

Untamed circus monkey

Huh? Why is that?

Untamed circus monkey

It’s gonna be a blind tasting test anyway?

DoneTM

Do you really think Yukina-san can’t sniff out Lisa-san’s cooking from a mile away??

Untamed circus monkey

I thought only I can do that with onee-chan’s cooking???

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Ummm I can also recognize Masking-san’s dishes fairly easy too…

DoneTM

See!

DoneTM

So

DoneTM

The three of us are here with all the judges

DoneTM

Would you mind saying hi to the viewers please?

Fragile Ego

Greeting

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan <3 <3 <3

Baby needs guardian

Life is a social construct

Baby needs guardian

Who is to say we’re not dead and this is a very lucid dream?

Skepticism is a good look

???

Chisato_official

I’m concerned for your child’s well-being Arisa-chan…

And if I ask for your hand?

Oh, to be young and unhindered to pursue one’s dream even after death

And if I ask for your hand?

How fleeting~

Chisato_official

….

Chisato_official

I request to change seat with anyone here

And if I ask for your hand?

Good morning to you too Chii-chan~

Chisato_official

Do NOT cross this line I just drew on the table!

Best producer |

And I request to get this stupid show over with!

Untamed circus monkey

Any comment on the truth of the Yukina-chan body pillow Chuchu-chan?

Best producer |

!!!

Untamed circus monkey

No judging here I also have one of onee-chan!

DoneTM

Hina-san we are live!

Fragile Ego

You have a WHAT??
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Live stream channel 2]

Poodle cuddle

Is this turned on?

Best fan <3

I think so Aya-san!!

No moca no life

Boring….

Poodle cuddle

Oh

Poodle cuddle

Good morning everyone!

Poodle cuddle

This is Aya Maruyama

Poodle cuddle

Always shining with vibrant colors yay!

No moca no life

Shut up this is not a Pasupare show

Best fan <3

How dare you tell Aya-san to shut up???

No moca no life

Screw you it’s after breakfast I can insult people all I want

Poodle cuddle

>.<

Choco Choco no mint

Uhmm guys we’re getting sidetracked…

Poodle cuddle

Oh right

Poodle cuddle

We have to be professional everyone!

Best fan <3

Hhmp!

Poodle cuddle

We are gathered here today with the contestants in the much anticipated cooking contest!

No moca no life

From Roselia we have the abs and biceps with a bonus goth dwaft who should have been hang during the Salem witch trial

Poodle cuddle

???

No moca no life

From Popipa there are the walking bread supply and her attached problematic first child who is obsessed with stars and thus has no girlfriend

Choco Choco no mint

Moca-chan!

No moca no life

Afterglow, being superior of course, sent our most treasured Tsugumi along with Himari to dominate this contest

No moca no life

Pasupare, tall glasses and even taller foreign busido power, both of whom have absolutely no personality whatsoever

Best fan <3

What!!

Best fan <3

Take that back or I will fucking kill you!!

No moca no life

Do I look like I care??

No moca no life

Haruhapi, honestly the most questionable decision here, Misaki and Kanon decided to send Unhinged 1 and Unhinged 2 to be the contestants

Perish the thoughts

Kanon wanted the children to go play with friends….

Best fan <3

And last but not least, in RAS we have our dear Masking-chan and Layer-chan ^^

Best fan <3

We are cheering you on!

No moca no life

You stole my introduction!!

Best fan <3

I’m not gonna let you slander their names!

Poodle cuddle

The contestants have 1 hour to prepare a dish for the judges!

Poodle cuddle

The group with the most votes from the judges will win!

Poodle cuddle

It’s very simple!

Choco Choco no mint

Chuchu-san’s kitchen is really big…

Best fan <3

Of course!

Best fan <3

The kitchen alone can host up to 10 different groups cooking at the same time!

Perish the thoughts

I wonder if Kokoro’s house is also as big as this

Choco Choco no mint

You haven’t been there Misaki-chan?

Perish the thoughts

No not the kitchen

No moca no life

Truly capitalism at its finest
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Live stream channel 1]

DoneTM

In the 1 hour waiting time for the teams to cook

DoneTM

Should we do something to pass the time?

Untamed circus monkey

Yes!

Untamed circus monkey

Luckily I came prepared!

Skepticism is a good look

??

Untamed circus monkey

Trivia quiz everyone?

Baby needs guarding

Being alive is trivial

Baby needs guardian

We should all be dead

Chisato_official

????

DoneTM

Okay O-Tae you have reached your existential crisis quota for the day!

Untamed circus monkey

Question 1!

Untamed circus monkey

How many strands of hair does onee-chan have?

Best producer |

????

Fragile Ego

HINA!

Skepticism is a good look

…….

Chisato_official

I do not want to be here!

Chisato_official

I have better use for my time!

Big Udagawa

Ummm a lot?

Untamed circus monkey

Wrong!

And if I ask for your hand?

As many as the bright stars shining in the night sky themselves!

And if I ask for your hand

And the vast grains of sand covering the earth in their gentle embrace

Untamed circus monkey

I need specific number!

Chisato_official

You need to be in a mental institution!!

Yukina Imai

145,648

DoneTM

What the fuck??

Fragile Ego

??

Best producer |

Yukina Imai where did you come from??

Yukina Imai

What do you mean Chiyu I have been here the whole time

Untamed circus monkey

Correct!

Fragile Ego

?????

DoneTM

How does Yukina-san know that??

Untamed circus monkey

Question 2!

Untamed circus monkey

How many breaths does onee-chan take in a minute?

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Uhmmm Hina-san we’re still live!

Untamed circus monkey

Oh right tell the audience they’re welcome to answer too!

Popipa Pipopa!!!

That’s not what I mean….

Yukina Imai

73

Skepticism is a good look

…

Skepticism is a good look

So, if I close my eyes and focus really hard, maybe I can pretend this is not happening…

Fragile Ego

Please take me with you Mitake-san

Untamed circus monkey

Chisato let go of my script!!

Untamed circus monkey

Otherwise I will disqualify your group from the competition!

Chisato_official

Are you stupid we’re in the same group!!

Popipa Pipopa!!!

?

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Do you guys hear that scream too??

Best producer |

The hell are they doing in my kitchen?!

Baby needs guardian

Is your house insured?

Best producer |

I’m not sure let me call my mother really quick
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Live stream channel 2]

Perish the thoughts

WATCH OUT!

Poodle cuddle

Eve-chan please calm down!!

Poodle cuddle

AHHHH

Choco Choco no mint

No this cannot be happening this cannot be happening this cannot be happening

Choco Choco no mint

I still have a letter for my onee-chan to write I can’t die here :(((

Best fan <3

I volunteer as a tribute to die at Eve-san’s sword!!

No moca no life

As you can see from the stream

No moca no life

Or not, it’s very blurry and dark here under the table

Poodle cuddle

Misaki-chan help!!!

No moca no life

A fly just flew in from the window and for some reason Eve-chin freaked the fuck out

No moca no life

Drew a freaking sword out of no fucking where and started waving it around like a maniac

Perish the thoughts

I’m trying but this chopping board is not an effective shield against a giant damn sword!

Perish the thoughts

Who the hell has a pink Michelle chopping board anyway?!!

Best fan <3

Be careful that is limited edition!

Best fan <3

Masking would be devastated if you break it!

Perish the thoughts

Tell that to the fucking sword-wielding psychopath!

No moca no life

All of us (including the contestants and excluding the fly) are scrambling for safety as Eve-chin goes on a rampage

Poodle cuddle

I miss my mom and dad :((

Perish the thoughts

DOGDE!

No moca no life

ACKKK!!

Choco Choco no mint

Sometimes I wish I have stayed a choco cornet instead
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Live stream channel 1]

Skepticism is a good look

Oh the noise stopped

Fragile Ego

I hope nothing terrible happened

Untamed circus monkey

We have just received a message from the other monitor team

Untamed circus monkey

Misaki-chan said due to unforeseeable circumstances they had to disqualify a team

Untamed circus monkey

On the ground of unsafe kitchen equipment handling and attempt to eliminate other competitors illegally?

Chisato_official

Which team?

Untamed circus monkey

I don’t know

Baby needs guardian

So Chuchu did you ask your mother?

Best producer |

….

Best producer |

Let’s just hope it doesn’t come to that
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Live stream channel 2]

No moca no life

With Eve-chin finally passed out from exhaustion, we are safe to crawl out from under the table

No moca no life

The fly is still here though

Poodle cuddle

Sorry viewers for the chaos :((

Perish the thoughts

I’m gonna need a heart transplant soon at this rate

Choco Choco no mint

It’s amazing how everyone is still able to finish their dish in that catastrophe ^^

No moca no life

It’s time to present the dishes to the judges!

No moca no life

Not like it matters we’re gonna win anyway

No moca no life

With our secret weapon hehehe

Best fan <3

Masking’s cake looks really great!

Choco choco no mint

Oh Saaya also made cake!

Perish the thoughts

….I’m not sure what Hagumi and Kokoro made

Perish the thoughts

Look like some kind of meat though

No moca no life

The real question is

No moca no life

What’s inside Roselia team’s cauldron

Poodle cuddle

Mysterious!

Perish the thoughts

Someone turn on live stream channel 1 so we can see the judges’ evaluation

Best fan <3

On it!
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Live stream channel 1]

Big Udagawa

It’s already 1 hour?

Big Udagawa

Time sure flies fast

Yukina Imai

478

Untamed circus monkey

Correct again Yukina-chan!

Chisato_official

Can you two stop with this stupid quiz??

Chisato_official

No one wants to know how many times Sayo blinks in a fucking day!

Fragile Ego

….I don’t even know that

Popipa Pipopa!!!

The dishes are here everyone!

Popipa Pipopa!!!

First we have this….

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Umm…

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Soup served in a black cauldron?

And if I ask for your hand?

Oh, how artistic and ingenious~

Fragile Ego

I have to agree

Fragile Ego

Bonus point for the creative decoration

Skepticism is a good look

Hey…

Skepticism is a good look

Does anyone also think Chuchu and Minato-san over there are acting a bit strange…..

Skepticism is a good look

Or is it just me?

Untamed circus monkey

??

DoneTM

What the hell?!!

Fragile Ego

Oh no is Minato-san being possessed by a cat again??
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Live stream channel 2]

Yukina’s rhodonite

What did the spell do Ako???

Yukina’s rhodonite

I thought you said it only enhances the taste??

Perish the thoughts

Spell???

Demon Princess

It does Lisa-nee!

Demon Princess

The book said the spell is supposed to do that by appealing to the most inner nature of people smelling it!

No moca no life

You guys did witchcraft with your soup???

Best fan <3

Disqualify disqualify disqualify

Demon Princess

Objection!

Demon Princess

Not just us, Hii-chan also casted some spell too!

Beast Tamer

Ako-chan!!!

Uuhaha

Snitch!

Uuhaha

Ako we agreed to keep Babando-san a secret!

Uuhaha

He is supposed to grant us both power remember?!!

Demon Princess

Power my ass we can’t even deceive the judges!

Perish the thoughts

What the hell??

No moca no life

I’m sure it’s nothing

Poodle cuddle

…….

No moca no life

We should just disqualify Roselia

Perish the thoughts

That’s favoritism!!

Best fan <3

Disqualify both!!

No moca no life

You don’t have proof for that!

Perish the thoughts

So Kaoru-san in there jumping up and down doing the monkey mating calls after eating your biscuits seems normal to you???

Perish the thoughts

Disqualify on the ground of doing witchcraft!!

No moca no life

How is that different from Kaoru’s normal behavior??

Perish the thoughts

It doesn’t but not Sayo-san too!

Demon Princess

Haha sucker!
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Live stream channel 1]

Untamed circus monkey

In a turn of event

Untamed circus monkey

We have to disqualify 2 other teams due to witchcraft

DoneTM

Yukina-san, Chuchu, Sayo-senpai, and Kaoru-san are all wheeled straight to the hospital…

Big Udagawa

Damn they already killed half the judges

Big Udagawa

Luckily I’m not a judge

Big Udagawa

Suck to be in their place right now

Big Udagawa

Please tell me someone had Sayo-san doing the monkey mating calls on video

Popipa Pipopa!!

Ran-senpai and Chisato-san look so white like they’re going to pass out any moment….

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Oh no!!

DoneTM

Just have to go jinx it why don’t you…
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Live stream channel 2]

Fiancee 1

MY LOVE!

Fiancee 1

Let me out I need to go to my beloved’s side!!!

No moca no life

No one is stopping you mate

Impulse bread control

What the fuck??

Choco Choco no mint

Ummm Saaya-chan…

Choco Choco no mint

Is there anyway your cake isn’t done yet?

Impulse bread control

No no I have baked it a thousand times before

Impulse bread control

There is no way I timed it wrong

Impulse bread control

Wait….

Impulse bread control

KASUMI!

Best fan <3

Oh no >.<

Perish the thoughts

Of course, always the dumbass

Perish the thoughts

Why am I not surprise

Impulse bread control

Come back here Kasumi!

Sparkling star

It’s not my fault I only put some fairy glitter in the cake!

Sparkling star

So it will be sparkling and heart-pounding!!!

No moca no life

What the hell is fairy glitter???

Sparkling star

Dunno I pick it up from the floor

Poodle cuddle

You put suspicious powder in your cake??

Sparkling star

It sounds bad when you say it like that…..

Sparkling star

But they sparkle what else was I supposed to do??

Impulse bread control

How about not put it in my cake?!!

Best fan <3

Disqualify yay!
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Live stream channel 1]

Big Udagawa

………

Untamed circus monkey

We have come to the last 2 dishes

DoneTM

Should we continue with this…..

Untamed circus monkey

After Tae-chan passed out earlier, we have deciced to disqualify the team due to poisoning the judge

Untamed circus monkey

Ran-chan, Chisato-chan, which one of you would like to go first and taste this yummy looking meatload?

Skepticism is a good look

……

Chisato_official

……

Skepticism is a good look

Chisato-san you’re older than me it’s only respectful of me to let you go first

Big Udagawa

Sounds a little cowardice there Ran :))

DoneTM

You call that cowardice, I call that survival instincts

Chisato_official

Fine!

Chisato_official

FOOK

DoneTM

MEDICS!!!

Big Udagawa

DID CHISATO-SAN JUST SPIT OUT HER TOOTH?

Big Udagawa

TEETH??

Popipa Pipopa!!

What???

Untamed circus monkey

What in the world…..

Untamed circus monkey

Chisato-chan are you okay??

Big Udagawa

She has blood flow out of her foaming mouth do you think she is okay???

DoneTM

Diamonds!!!

DoneTM

There is fucking minced diamonds in the meatload!!

Skepticism is a good look

WTF?!!

DoneTM

I fucking know which team is this!!
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Live stream channel 2]

Poodle cuddle

Oh no Chisato-chan!!

Perish the thoughts

KOKORO!

Perish the thoughts

HAGUMI!!

Where is Michelle?

Huh diamond is not edible?

Hagu Hagumi

Why?

Hagu Hagumi

Gold is edible why not diamond?

No moca no life

Improper use of wealth

No moca no life

What is the society we’re living in

Choco Choco no mint

Just because it’s expensive doesn’t mean you can eat it Kokoro-chan >.<

Perish the thoughts

How about I shove the fucking diamond in your mouth and see if you can munch on it???

Where is Michelle?

Okay ^^

Adorably lost and found

Misaki-chan no!
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Live stream channel 1]

Untamed circus monkey

Unfortunate news everyone

Untamed circus monkey

We have to eliminate the team due to violation of safety guidelines too

Big Udagawa

Is Chisato-san okay?

Popipa Pipopa!!!

She is in the hospital with the rest of the judges :((

Big Udagawa

Remind me to buy stocks in the hospital soon

Big Udagawa

At this rate

Untamed circus monkey

And that means!

Untamed circus monkey

By default, RAS is the winner of this cooking competition!

Untamed circus monkey

HURRAY!!

Untamed circus monkey

Ran-chan you don’t need to taste the last dish anymore

Skepticism is a good look

OH THANK FUCK

Popipa Pipopa!!!

We won?
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Live stream channel 2]

Spread the love!

We won?

No moca no life

Congrat on the win man

Best fan <3

Yay!!

Perish the thoughts

Well deserved!

Spread the love!

Thank you I guess?
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Best producer |

Can someone explain this mess in my kitchen???

No moca no life

Something better remain a mystery

Perish the thoughts

You don’t want to know Chuchu

Choco Choco no mint

A lot happened Chuchu-chan...

Best producer |

You are all lucky my house is insured!!

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Cubed in-law probation]

Perish the thoughts

Uhmm Hina-san you there?

Perish the thoughts

Can I ask something?

Untamed circus monkey

Sure!

Perish the thoughts

[screenshot of Aya Maruyama’s private Facebook profile.jpg]

Perish the thoughts

So Kasumi asked Arisa and Arisa asked me to ask you if you know anything about this

Fiancee 1

About Aya-san’s private Facebook account?

Perish the thoughts

No, not that

Perish the thoughts

We know about her private account a long time ago already

Perish the thoughts

Mostly pictures of plants and weird looking drinks anyway

Perish the thoughts

But

Perish the thoughts

Her relationship status just changed to single yesterday?

Perish the thoughts

Kasumi wanted to go ask Aya-senpai directly but Arisa stopped her

Untamed circus monkey

Oh…

Untamed circus monkey

Shit I didn’t know she would actually do that

Fiancee 1

Is everything okay?

Perish the thoughts

Did something happen?

Perish the thoughts

We’re kinda worried….

Untamed circus monkey

Uhmmm I’m not sure if they want others to know

Untamed circus monkey

But since you already found out, I guess I can tell you the general stuff

Untamed circus monkey

So basically Aya-chan and Chisato-chan got into a big argument yesterday

Untamed circus monkey

We were all surprised since both of them are not the type to get angry like that :((

Fiancee 1

…. that’s true, Aya-san and Chisato-san seem like very mild-tempered people

Perish the thoughts

May I ask what was the argument about?

Perish the thoughts

Is there anything we can do to help?

Untamed circus monkey

I don’t think so

Untamed circus monkey

It’s one of the things that come with being idols in a professional band I guess

Untamed circus monkey

Also

Untamed circus monkey

Chisato-chan is still an actress so she has to be extra careful about her image

Untamed circus monkey

Long story short, we are not allowed to be “in a relationship” with anyone

Untamed circus monkey

That’s not good for business….

Finacee 1

??

Perish the thoughts

?? But all of you are dating already?

Untamed circus monkey

Yeah but we cannot confirm it

Untamed circus monkey

Our relationships can only be rumors

Finacee 1

…

Finacee 1

That sounds like a tough situation

Fiancee 1

But that kind of rule is set for a long time now right?

Fiancee 1

Why does it affect Aya-san and Chisato-san’s relationship now?

Perish the thoughts

Yeah same question

Untamed circus monkey

Well yes it’s an old rule

Untamed circus monkey

The thing is Chisato-chan is the most famous out of all of us, with her other activities

Untamed circus monkey

Side effect is that she gets “rumored” with a lot of people

Untamed circus monkey

Recently her pairing with another actress in a movie has been popular

Untamed circus monkey

And I mean VERY popular

Untamed circus monkey

Which to be fair it not the first time something like that happened

Untamed circus monkey

But this one made a personal visit to Chisato-chan when she was hospitalized after our cooking contest last week

Untamed circus monkey

And also they went out for dinner a lot

Untamed circus monkey

Aya-chan did not feel comfortable with that

Untamed circus monkey

Yesterday the girl brought Chisato-chan flowers at work

Untamed circus monkey

That was the reason they fought afterwards….

Untamed circus monkey

Aya-chan even cried…

Perish the thoughts

……

Fiancee 1

……

Fiancee 1

I don’t know what to say

Untamed circus monkey

We didn’t either…

Untamed circus monkey

And now here we are…
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

*Chisato_official left the channel General chat*

Yukina’s rhodonite

??

Claustrophobic hoe

……

And if I ask for your hand?

Chii-chan?

Skepticism is a good look

Okay Moca what have you done to upset Chisato-san now??

No moca no life

That’s baseless accusation!

No moca no life

I didn’t do anything!

Best fan <3

Chisato-san????????

_bushido!

Oh no

Impulse bread control

???

Impulse bread control

Let me try adding her back and ask what’s wrong

Fragile Ego

Hina did you do something to Shirasagi-san??

Fragile Ego

Whatever it is you need to apologize now!

Untamed circus monkey

It’s not me onee-chan

Poodle cuddle

So you’re saying it’s me then

Untamed circus monkey

NO THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT AYA-CHAN!!!!

Uuhaha

What happened?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Aya what’s wrong with Chisato?

Poodle cuddle

Her behaviors

Yukina’s rhodonite

???

No moca no life

Drama in Pasupare??

Adorably lost and found

Aya-chan….

Poodle cuddle

Don’t get involved in this Kanon-chan

Poodle cuddle

I know Chisato-chan already talked to you

Choco choco no mint

…..Is it me or Aya-senpai is scary today >.<

Demon Princess

It’s not you :((

Sparkling star

[screenshot of Aya Maruyama’s private Facebook profile.jpg]

Sparkling star

Does it have something to do with this Aya-senpai?

DoneTM

Kasumi I swear to god I’m going to slap you!

DoneTM

I told you to keep it private!!!

Sparkling star

But if we don’t ask then we won’t know what they’re sad about :((

Yukina’s rhodonite

Isn’t that Aya’s clone account?

Perish the thoughts

Oh shit

Sparkling star

Aya-senpai did you and Chisato-senpai break up?

Best fan <3

WTF??!!!

DoneTM

Omfg have some common sense Kasumi!!!

Yukina’s rhodonite

!!!!!!!

Beast Tamer

Uhmm guys I don’t think we should talk about this if Aya-san did not want us to find out….

Big Udagawa

To be fair it was on her clone profile which many of us here know

Fragile Ego

It’s still their private affairs though

Fragile Ego

We shouldn’t talk about that here

Poodle cuddle

It’s true

*Impulse bread control added Chisato_official to the channel General chat*

Poodle cuddle

We did break up

Girlfriend’s handler

(๑◕︵◕๑) ( ╥ω╥ )

Chisato_official

No we did not

Chisato_official

You can’t just decide to break up with me by yourself!

Poodle cuddle

You clearly don’t want or need me anymore

Poodle cuddle

Just go

Best fan <3

I need you Aya-san!!!

Spread the love!

Pareo not now

Chisato_official

I’m not going!

Poodle cuddle

You already left just a minute ago

Chisato_official

That’s because I need some space to think!!

Chisato_official

I still don’t understand what’s up with you

Chisato_official

Why are you so upset by it?

Poodle cuddle

Okay

Chisato_official

???

Chisato_official

Okay what??

Adorably lost and found

Chisato-chan maybe you should calm down a bit first >.<

Chisato_official

I can’t calm down when my girlfriend is about to break up with me for no reason!!

Claustrophobic hoe

………

Poodle cuddle

For no reason??

Poodle cuddle

Alright, let me ask everyone here then

Poodle cuddle

If your girlfriend is going out to dinner twice a week with a girl who is clearly romantically interested in her

Poodle cuddle

Did not refuse when the girl gave her a huge bouquet of red roses

Poodle cuddle

Were caught handholding together in the middle of the street

Poodle cuddle

What would you do??

DoneTM

…..

Skepticism is a good look

…..

Yukina Imai

Ask her if she still loves me, which she clearly doesn’t anymore

Yukina Imai

Go home, cry, then write lyrics for a new song based on that

Best producer !

?? What the heck Yukina Imai??

Fragile Ego

Minato-san!

Big Udagawa

Someone sounds like she spoke from experience

Yukina’s rhodonite

?????

Poodle cuddle

Thank you Yukina-chan!

Yukina Imai

Are we to expect a new song from you soon?

Yukina Imai

sohwtsnotwa

Impulse bread supply

??

Chisato_official

I told you we’re just friends

Chisato_official

No, not even friends

Chisato_official

Only acquaintances

Chisato_official

What are you even jealous for??

Poodle cuddle

I shouldn’t have to be jealous if you know how to behave with other girls who is not your girlfriend!

Chisato_official

Behave?

Chisato_official

I don’t think there is anything wrong with my behaviors toward other people

Chisato_official

Those dinners are just for catching up

Chisato_official

The visit to the hospital is simply PR stunt to promote our upcoming movie together

Chisato_official

The flowers

Chisato_official

Well it would be impolite of me to reject a gift when she already went out of her way to bring it to our studio wouldn’t it?

No moca no life

Ah so here lies the problem

Choco Choco no mint

…This is uncomfortable to watch

Fiancee 1

You mean eye-opening to watch

Poodle cuddle

See everyone!

Poodle cuddle

I just

Poodle cuddle

I can’t deal with this anymore Chisato-chan….

Poodle cuddle

I know there are things you cannot control about your jobs

Poodle cuddle

But you don’t seem to know where the boundary should be

Poodle cuddle

This is not the first time this happened either

Poodle cuddle

Are you even aware she has feelings for you?

Chisato_official

That’s nonsense!

Chisato_official

We just co-star in a movie, that’s all

Chisato_official

I did the same thing with other people in the past as well

Poodle cuddle

…..of course

DoneTM

….

DoneTM

Aya-senpai do you want me to come over and hug you?

Yukina’s rhodonite

I’m coming too

Poodle cuddle

Yes please

Chisato_official

I still don’t see where the problem is

Fragile Ego

Shirasagi-san, if I may interrupt

Fragile Ego

As someone who frequently buys flowers for my significant other, I can tell you the act of giving roses is inherently romantic in nature

Fragile Ego

Even if it’s not roses, simply giving someone flowers on a completely normal day for no apparent reason is also intend to signal courtship

Chisato_official

??

Chisato_official

…Really?

Fragile Ego

Really

And if I ask for your hand?

?? I also receive a lot of flowers on random days too?

Perish the thoughts

I think the point is you’re free to do that Kaoru-san because you’re single

Perish the thoughts

It’s not okay when you’re in a committed relationship

Uuhaha

I don’t think the handholding is okay either Chisato-san…….

Impulse bread control

Yes it’s not

Fiancee 1

Seconded

Claustrophobic hoe

Thirded

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan, when was the last time we went out for dinner together?

Chisato_official

That’s different Aya-chan

Chisato_official

You know we can’t do that

Chisato_official

I can already imagine the headlines those gossip newspaper will write about it

Poodle cuddle

But you going out with her twice a week is fine?

Chisato_official

That’s because we don’t have anything to hide from those vultures!!!

Poodle cuddle

So I’m something you need to hide??

Chiasto_official

Yes!!

Poodle cuddle

Why?? It’s gonna be just rumors anyway!

Poodle cuddle

You’re content with letting your rumors with her flying around but not us??

Chisato_official

Because it’s not!

Chisato_official

You’re not a rumor!

Chiasto_official

I love you!

Chisato_official

You’re not a rumor!

Chisato_official

Never was and never will!

Chisato_official

But I can’t let people know that!

Chisato_official

The entertainment industry is cruel! If they catch even a whiff of this they would fucking devour you alive!

Chisato_official

I won’t allow that to happen!

Impulse bread control

Chisato-senpai….

No moca no life

This is becoming depressing, even for me…..

Demon Princess

Shhhh

Poodle cuddle

I understand that Chisato-chan…

Poodle cuddle

I never tell you we have to go public

Chisato_official

So what are you telling me then?

Poodle cuddle

You still don’t get it?

Perish the thoughts

I have a feeling Chisato-senpai and Sayo-senpai would have been twins in another life

Untamed circus monkey

No!

Fragile Ego

I beg your pardon??

Girlfriend’s handler

That’s not true, Sayo-chan is actually good with keeping boundaries with other girls

Girlfriend’s handler

She won’t even let Imai-san hug her without reason now, even though I keep telling her she doesn’t need to (⌒▽⌒)☆

Perish the thoughts

I was referring to them both being dumbasses

Girlfriend’s handler

Oh that

Girlfriend’s handler

That’s true then

Fragile Ego

Hey you’re supposed to be on my side!

Beast Tamer

You should teach Hina-senpai that

Untamed circus monkey

??

Untamed circus monkey

Did I do something Tsugu-chan??

Skepticism is a good look

I think we’re getting sidetracked…..

Impulse bread control

Chisato-senpai

Impulse bread control

I think Aya-senpai is displeased with how you can be too close with other people

Impulse bread control

That kind of intimacy should have been reserved only for your girlfriend

Impulse bread control

Not with how you don’t intend to go public with your relationship

Spread the love!

Yeah if you do that you might make your girlfriend insecure about her place in your heart or something

Fiancee 1

Masking??

Hagu Hagumi

Finally someone sum it up

Hagu Hagumi

I was lurking but I can’t understand anything

Chisato_official

Is that so?

Chisato_official

……..

Beast Tamer

To be fair, Chisato-san is probably too used to those kinds of interactions with other people for a long time

Beast Tamer

Since her youth maybe

No moca no life

Imagine how many hearts she has unintentionally broken by leading them on

Chisato_official

……….

No moca no life

I’m sure you don’t mean to

Big Udagawa

Did my eyes just decieve me or Moca was actually nice to someone??

No moca no life

*shrug* no one should break up over some stupid shit like that

No moca no life

I’m feeling sentimental today

Yukina’s rhodonite

It’s okay Aya, Chisato seems to have realized now

Yukina’s rhodonite

Please stop crying…

Yukina’s rhodonite

You’re making Arisa cry too….

DoneTM

I’M NOT CRYING!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Sure ☆

Chisato_official

@Poodle cuddle Aya-chan is that how you feel?

Poodle cuddle

…..yes

Chisato_official

Okay

Chisato_official

You should have just said so

Chisato_official

If I do something that makes you upset, you should tell me so I know how to adjust my behaviors

Chisato_official

Especially these kinds of things where I don’t have any previous experience

Chisato_official

@Fragile Ego would you mind teaching me how to keep boundaries from other people without appearing to be rude?

Baby needs guardiane

Not sure how Sayo-senpai can do that last one

Fragile Ego

Sure

Fragile Ego

Come over to my house or the school council room sometime

Fragile Ego

I will make a presentation slide

Fragile Ego

It’s a balanced act, you need to pay close attention

Beast Tamer

Can you teach Hina-senpai too?

Untamed circus monkey

???? Hello?

Impulse bread control

This sounds interesting

Perish the thoughts

And useful

Perish the thoughts

Can I join too Sayo-senpai?

Fragile Ego

Of course

Skepticism is a good look

It’s true, boundary is important in a relationship

Skepticism is a good look

Both between the couple and with other people

Sparkling star

What is boundary?

Where’s Michelle?

Is it yummy and happy and smiley??

Perish the thoughts

And then we have these two

Chisato_official

@Poodle cuddle

Chisato_official

While I take lessons with Sayo to improve myself, can we not break up?

Chisato_official

I think I don’t like the version of myself without you by my side

Chisato_official

Too angry, confrontational and also unstable…..

Chisato_official

Please?

Chisato_official

:(((

Poodle cuddle

I don’t know Chisato-chan….

Chisato_official

I promise I won’t do all those things with other people again?

Chisato_official

The only outings I will go on from now would be Kanon’s tea parties

Adorably lost and found

………

Adorably lost and found

Misaki-chan save me I suddenly feel very pressured……

Poodle cuddle

That’s not….

Poodle cuddle

Ughhh

Poodle cuddle

I don’t want you to cut ties with the entire world Chisato-chan

Poodle cuddle

How are you this dense and endearing at the same time……

Chisato_official

??

DoneTM

Sayo-senpai you need to speed up that presentation slide

DoneTM

Chisato-senpai needs it like yesterday

Fragile Ego

I’m already on it

Yukina Imai

Don’t let it cut into your guitar practice time Sayo

No moca no life

Minato-san is so heartless
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yukina you would tell me if I ever do the same thing like Chisato right?

Yukina Imai

Of course

Yukina Imai

I’m not the type to let such thing go unaddressed

Yukina Imai

You’re mine only and the whole world needs to know that

Yukina’s rhodonite

Oh alright

Yukina’s rhodonite

You had me worried for a second there~

Yukina’s rhodonite

Love you ☆

Yukina Imai

I love you too

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

*Fragile Ego created a new channel: Support group*

*Fragile Ego added Chisato_official, Impulse bread control, Skepticism is a good look, Best fan <3 to the channel Support group*

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Support group]

Fragile Ego

Hello everyone

Fragile Ego

[presentation slides.pptx]

Fragile Ego

Here is the presentation slide for tomorrow

Fragile Ego

Please take a look at this in advance if you can

Chisato_official

Sure

Chisato_official

Thank you Sayo-san, for doing this

Fragile Ego

No problem, I’m glad I can help

Chisato_official

Yes

Chisato_official

I’m aware I need help in this department but

Chisato_official

….why are all these people in here too?

Fragile Ego

They asked to be a part of this

Impulse bread control

Arisa said I also needed to learn how to say no to other people

Impulse bread control

Not even romantically, just plain friends and acquaintances

Impulse bread control

She trusted Sayo-senpai to guide me the right way ^^

Fragile Ego

Is that so?

Fragile Ego

Seem like I need to include another section in the powerpoint then

Best fan <3

I want to support you and Aya-san Chisato-san!!!!

Best fan <3

I will do my best!

Chisato_official

……

Chisato_official

Uhmm thank you I guess

Skepticism is a good look

I just thought this seemed like it could be useful

Skepticism is a good look

And Himari said I need to go socializing with other ppl more….

Skepticism is a good look

Figured this group is a good place to do that

Fragile Ego

Okusawa-san would like to be here too but Hello Happy World has a lot of concerts in the next few days so she can’t

Fragile Ego

I can wait but I think Shirasagi-san needs this as soon as possible

Fragile Ego

I will just send her the slides then

Chisato_official

Thank you

Chisato_official

I appreciate this a lot

Fragile Ego

[presentation slide_v1.pptx]

Fragile Ego

This is the new slides, with an additional section for platonic relationships

Fragile Ego

If you have any questions, feel free to ask me tomorrow

Fragile Ego

We will meet at Hazawa-san’s coffee shop at 8 in the morning

Impulse bread control

Okay!

Skepticism is a good look

Sure

Best fan <3

Of course Sayo-san ^^
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Beast Tamer

Attention everyone

Beast Tamer

Hina-senpai has something to announce

Big Udagawa

Why does Hina-senpai need you to say that for her??

Perish the thoughts

Cause she knows no one would take her seriously otherwise

DoneTM

True

Adorably lost and found

Misaki-chan please…

Untamed circus monkey

Hey everyone!!!!

Untamed circus monkey

It has been decided we will have a prom this year

Untamed circus monkey

Isn’t it exciting!!!

Yukina Imai

A prom?

Yukina’s rhodonite

A prom!!!!!

Perish the thoughts

Please leave us out of it……

Perish the thoughts

That sounds like a hassle

Sparkling star

What is a prom??

Adorably lost and found

You don’t like prom Misaki-chan?

DoneTM

I’m sorry Okusawa-san but the prom is a joint event between the schools too…..

DoneTM

But hey if you had taken my invitation and joined the student council earlier you might have been able to prevent this

Girlfriend’s handler

You sound like you disagree with our decision Ichigaya-san (μ_μ) 。゚・ (>﹏<) ・゚。

DoneTM

No Rinko-senpai that’s not what I meant!

DoneTM

If I didn’t like it I would have said so!

Haru Hagumi

What’s a prom??

Sparkling star

Right??

Sparkling star

I asked but no one tell me :(((

No moca no life

A prom is where ppl in relationships laugh at single people for being pathetic and having no date

Demon Princess

????

Demon Princess

Really RinRin?

Demon Princess

Why would you agree to such a thing :(((

Girlfriend’s handler

No Ako-chan don’t listen to Aoba-san 。゜゜(´O`) ゜゜。

Girlfriend’s handler

You don’t even need to go with someone

Girlfriend’s handler

But you should go because it’s going to be fun ^^

Demon Princess

Can I just go with you??

Girlfriend’s handler

Oh uhm…..

Fragile Ego

Ehem!

Demon Princess

:((((

Demon Princess

@Yukina’s rhodonite Lisa-nee what about you?

Yukina Imai

No

Demon Princess

:((((((((((((((

Yukina’s rhodonite

Of course she can go with us Yukina!

Yukina’s rhodonite

It’s alright Ako I’m always here for you 💪

Impulse bread control

@Sparkling star a prom is where everyone shows up to dance and sing and have a good time with each other

Impulse bread control

There’s a ton of music involved!

Sparkling star

Singing?????

Sparkling star

Yayyyyyy

Sparkling star

Arisa we must sing together!

Sparkling star

Saaya too!

DoneTM

No twinkle twinkle little star this time I’m telling you!

DoneTM

I’m banning it from the prom!

Best producer |

Prom is for mundane commoners!

Best producer |

I’m not going Pareo stop pestering me!

Claustrophobic hoe

Can people from other schools go to the prom though?

Girlfriend’s handler

Yes they can (´。• ω •。`)

Untamed circus monkey

Yuppppp

Untamed circus monkey

Anyone can buy tickets to the prom as long as they are high school student!

Best producer |

Who want to go to you people lame ass prom??

Girlfriend’s handler

Do you wanna be our lead DJ Chuchu-san (^▽^)

Best producer |

………

Spread the love!

Oh nice idea Chuchu!

Fiancee 1

Come to think of it, we have never heard you just soloing DJ before I think

Untamed circus monkey

Oh and also, the theme of the prom is masquerade!

Untamed circus monkey

Creativity is unlimited!

And if I ask for your hand?

A masquerade??

And if I ask for your hand?

My time has come at last!

And if I ask for your hand?

Now I only need a kitten to join me on such a festive adventure~

Uuhaha

Me me me me me me me me me!!!!!!!

Choco Choco no mint

Back off Himari-chan you just said you’re going with Tomoe-chan!

Uuhaha

Not anymore!

Big Udagawa

………

Perish the thoughts

Not a good day for the Udagawas huh

Yukina’s rhodonite

I never dreamt of having a prom in my final year!

Yukina’s rhodonite

The potentials!!!!!

Yukina’s rhodonite

I need to think about my dress now!!!

Uuhaha

Omg Lisa-senpai can I join you for dress shopping too????

Yukina’s rhodonite

Of course ☆

Adorably lost and found

Please bring Misaki-chan with you Lisa-chan

Perish the thoughts

??

Adorably lost and found

You can’t show up to the prom in a hoodie and sweatpants Misaki-chan…..

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yes yes yes the more the merrier

Yukina’s rhodonite

I was born for this!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Anyone else wants to send their significant other or just general fashion disaster into my way??

Yukina’s rhodonite

Collecting them like Yukina collecting cat stickers!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Misaki dear how would you feel about a tux instead of a dress?

Adorably lost and found

aihowjgfhah

Beast Tamer

Please take Hina-senpai too Lisa-san >.<

Untamed circus monkey

??

Perish the thoughts

If I come my hoodie fellow Moca must come too

No moca no life

Since when we’re fellows with each other??

Perish the thoughts

The first time we ever put on hoodies

No moca no life

I object!

No moca no life

Dude you don’t understand the extent Lisa-chi would go with her crazy dress up ideas!

No moca no life

Run while you still can!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Hehehehe
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Support group]

Skepticism is a good look

I take it now is probably not a good time for a prom for you Chisato-san?

Best fan <3

(--_--)

Chisato_official

No it’s not

Fragile Ego

I apologize Shirasagi-san, the prom has been scheduled for a while now

Fragile Ego

It would be hard for us to change the date….

Chisato_official

It’s fine Sayo-san

Impulse bread control

The prom is one month away Chisato-senpai!

Impulse bread control

Cheer up!

Impulse bread control

We will get you your girlfriend back before that!

Best fan <3

That’s right Chisato-san!!!!!!

Skepticism is a good look

How are you and Aya-san these days Chisato-san?

Skepticism is a good look

Any progress?

Chisato_official

Well she does not ignore me anymore

Chisato_official

We talked a few times

Chisato_official

I do know she still likes me and she knows I still like her a lot too

Chisato_official

It’s just…

Chisato_official

Kinda like before we started dating a long while ago I guess

Impulse bread control

Have you been applying what we learned from Sayo-senpai?

Chisato_official

Of course

Chisato_official

Always keep a personal distance of 1 guitar from other people

Chisato_official

I even do it with Kanon-chan now

Chisato_official

I hope she doesn’t mind…

Best fan <3

Baby steps Chisato-san!!!

Best fan <3

I’m sure you guys will be back together in no time!

Fragile Ego

If there is anything else we can do to help, please don’t hesitate to say it

Skepticism is a good look

Yeah we will try our best

Skepticism is a good look

Though I doubt my experience can help you a lot since Moca is nothing like Aya-san at all…

Impulse bread control

It’s the thoughts and efforts that count Ran!

Chisato_official

Thank you everyone

Chisato_official

In that case

Chisato_official

I actually have an idea that might require your help

Fragile Ego

Do tell us more details about this idea then
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

No moca no life

[picture of a bouquet of 99 roses.jpg]

No moca no life

*Casually throwing it here so people know to step up their prom proposal game until they can reach this level hehehe*

Skepticism is a good look

MOCA OMG WHY WOULD YOU SEND IT HERE!!!

Perish the thoughts

*Sweating in pressure*

Poodle cuddle

Awww that’s so cute!

No moca no life

I have beef with people

No moca no life

Lisa-chi, specifically

No moca no life

@Yukina’s rhodonite

No moca no life

Beside, Ran can you honestly say you didn’t expect me to show everyone?

No moca no life

I know you too well~

Skepticism is a good look

………..

Big Udagawa

*Sweating in pressure too*

Baby needs guardian

That’s a lot of flowers

Claustrophobie hoe

Wait what we’re supposed to ask the one we want to go with??

Claustrophobic hoe

How did no one tell me that??

No moca no life

See Ran I’m already doing a service for at least one person

Adorably lost and found

>.<

DoneTM

Technically we don’t have to

DoneTM

It depends on the couple

DoneTM

Some just don’t like flashy, overly extravagant gestures like that!

Impulse bread control

????

Choco Choco no mint

Arisa-chan you don’t like those kinds of things?

DoneTM

Do I look like I want to be thoroughly embarrassed by being the center of attention like that??

Impulse bread control

Shit

Impulse bread control

Abort Kasumi abort!!!! @Sparkling star

Sparkling star

What does abort mean???

Sparkling star

Saaya where are you I got both the firecrakers and fireworks already

Sparkling star

Hina-san told me this place is the best for a show!

Sparkling star

And also Kokoro is here to help out too!

Untamed circus monkey

Yeppppp guaranteed a lot of audiences to witness!

DoneTM

What the hell are you two doing???

Impulse bread control

Nothing you need to be concerned with babe ahahaha

Yukina’s rhodonite

[video of a bunch of cute cats forming a heart shape with a banner “Will you go to prom with me Lisa?” in the middle.mp4]

Yukina’s rhodonite

@No moca no life better luck next time hahah

No moca no life

No thank you keep those beasts away from me

Girlfriend’s handler

[Literally the same video as Lisa’s but with puppies instead of cats.mp4]

Girlfriend’s handler

Sayo-chan did you and Yukina-san brainstorm ideas together?

Fiancee 1

*Join the sweating in pressure gang because no matter how many bunnies I get my beloved will always have more*

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan that’s so cute!!!!!

Big Udagawa

Damn how did you guys train those cuties to be able to do that??

Fragile Ego

A lot of time and patience

Fragile Ego

And treats

Best fan <3

@Best producer | Chuchu-sama look at all those cats following Yukina-san around ^^

Spread the love!

Bet one of those must be Chuchu but no one noticed

Yukina Imai

No Chiyu was the one holding the camera for me

Yukina Imai

The cats love her too

Yukina Imai

I’m a bit jealous

Best producer |

I’m only doing this because I want to find your weakness Yukina Imai!

Best producer |

Now I finally know what is it!

Spread the love!

Must be nice to be in a relationship huh

Spread the love!

Those animals!

Spread the love!

Adorable!!!!

Claustrophobic hoe

Oh King-kun are you going to the prom?

Spread the love!

Sure do

Spread the love!

Not going to miss seeing Chuchu in the DJ booth

Spread the love!

I’m going with Lock and Lock’s friend from school

Demon Princess

Oh I’m going to be in the same group too

Spread the love!

Cute Roselia kid!

Spread the love!

How are you so dang cute all the time??

Demon Princess

………

Demon Princess

I usually go for a more “cool” vibe though……

Poodle cuddle

Is that the group for single people going with friends?

Poodle cuddle

May I join you guys Masking-chan ^^

Chisato_official

….

Untamed circus monkey

Aya-chan….

Spread the love!

Sure!
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Support group]

Impulse bread control

Chisato-senpai don’t stress

Impulse bread control

We have bigger plan ahead!

Best fan <3

Chisato-san don’t mind this small obstacle!

Chisato_official

Yeah yeah I know

Chisato_official

Thank you for your concern

Chisato_official

Though I think you should be the one stressing out right now Saaya-chan?

Impulse bread control

Nah crisis averted in time

Fragile Ego

By averted you mean you just dumped the whole setup to Hina so she could ask Hazawa-san to prom

Impulse bread control

We were gonna do that together anyway

Impulse bread control

I will just ask Arisa during one of our cuddling time then

Best fan <3

Ran-chan what kind of flower do you think I should get for Chuchu-sama’s corsage?

Fragile Ego

You’re only picking it now??

Impulse bread control

Haha not everyone has their whole relationship planned out in advance like you Sayo-senpai

Skepticism is a good look

Chuchu?

Skepticism is a good look

Hmmm I would say blue camellia

Skepticism is a good look

It will bring out her eyes

Best fan <3

Splendid!

Impulse bread control

Awwwww Chuchu with a cute flower on her wrist

Impulse bread control

I need to set a reminder to bring my camera with me to prom

Fragile Ego

Don’t forget to practice our individual parts before the prom everyone

Fragile Ego

We need to be at our best

Skepticism is a good look

Of course

Best fan <3

Nothing but the best for Chisato-san and Aya-san!!!
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Fragile Ego

The prom will officially start at 8pm in Hanasakigawa’s ballroom tomorrow night

Fragile Ego

Please come check in with the student council members at the reception when you arrive

No moca no life

Since when did your school have a ballroom??

Perish the thoughts

Since Kokoro’s family donated it to the school

Perish the thoughts

Don’t ask for details if you want to leave the prom in one piece

Skepticism is a good look

??

Untamed circus monkey

Oh and also it’s a masquerade party so masks are a must guys don’t forget!!

Beast Tamer

The student council will be there one hour earlier than opening time so if any of you have questions about venue direction or anything please text one of us

Baby needs guardian

Can I bring Odd-chan with me?

Untamed circus monkey

Sure as long as you don’t lose track of him in the crowd

Untamed circus monkey

And bought a ticket for him too

Baby needs guardian

Cool

Fiancee 1

My beloved I will come pick you and your boyfriend up at 7:30 is that alright?

Baby needs guardian

Sure

No moca no life

Boyfriend???

Baby needs guardian

@Sparkling star Kasumi you need someone to go with too?

Sparkling star

Nope! Aa-chan and I will go straight to the school from our house!

Uuhaha

A bunch of us are gathering at Lisa-san’s house in the morning for preparation if any of you would like to join us!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yay ☆

Yukina’s rhodonite

Can’t wait to see the fruit of my labor!!!

Yukina’s rhodonite

I take credit for all the fashion choices at the prom everyone!

Where’s Michelle?

Is Michelle going to the party too Misaki-chan?

Perish the thoughts

Yes she will show up at some point Kokoro don’t worry

Where’s Michelle?

Okay!!

Fragile Ego

@Sparkling star, I’m telling you this in advance so you won’t get overexcited

Fragile Ego

Yes there will be a karaoke machine there but ONLY for the intermissions between the dances you CANNOT hoard it and sing the whole night

Yukina Imai

Karaoke??

Fragile Ego

That applies to you and Mitake-san too

Sparkling star

!!!

Sparkling star

Roger that Sayo-senpai!!

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Impulse bread control

Guys!!

Impulse bread control

[image of a sleek limousine.jpg]

Impulse bread control

Holy shit look who just pulled up at the school

Perish the thoughts

You’re there at the school already??

Perish the thoughts

Doesn’t the prom start in like 2 hours?

Impulse bread control

I’m Arisa’s date so we have to be at school early

_bushido!

Who is that Saaya-chan?

No moca no life

Probably Kokoro

Perish the thoughts

Yeah I was just about to say that too

Perish the thoughts

No wait why is Kokoro at the school so early!!!!!

Sparkling star

Kokoron?

Sparkling star

Hey Kokoron since when you can spit yourself into two like that??

Sparkling star

And why did you not tell me??

Perish the thoughts

???

Untamed circus monkey

We can duplicate ourselves now??

Demon Princess

Really?

Big Udagawa

Is that a new tech the Tsurumaki is working on??

Sparkling star

? what are you guys talking about

No moca no life

Wtf you’re the one who started this??

Choco Choco no mint

Uhmmm I think what Kasumi-chan meant is that Kokoro-chan is here with us at Lisa-senpai’s house…

Uuhaha

Lisa-senpai is so good with makeup stuff guys!!

Uuhaha

I feel so floaty in her arms…..

Skepticism is a good look

……

Skepticism is a good look

Why does that sound like a cry for help

Yukina’s rhodonite

Ahaha

Yukina’s rhodonite

I’m just that good~

Poodle cuddle

So many people here at Lisa-chan’s house….

No moca no life

But like

No moca no life

Who is that at the school then @Impulse bread control

No moca no life

Or is that Chuchu??

Best fan <3

Nope we’re at Lisa-san’s house too ^^

Best fan <3

Chuchu-sama looks adorable!!

Best fan <3

[image of Chuchu in cat ear headband with a face mask.jpg]

Perish the thoughts

………

Best fan <3

But we do have a limousine waiting outside!

Untamed circus monkey

Oh that

Untamed circus monkey

That car looks familiar

Untamed circus monkey

@Fragile Ego hey onee-chan isn’t that the one we arrived at the school earlier??

Fiancee 1

??

No moca no life

The Hikawas are rich??

Fragile Ego

Huh?

Fragile Ego

What are you talking about Hina?

Untamed circus monkey

This!

Untamed circus monkey

[image of a sleek limousine.jpg]

Fragile Ego

Ah yes

Fragile Ego

Did something happen to it???

Fragile Ego

What have you done Hina!!

Fragile Ego

For the love of god please we don’t need more problem now!!

Untamed circus monkey

NO I HAVEN’T DONE ANYTHING!!

Fragile Ego

It’s the “haven’t” part that worries me!

Chisato_official

Hikawa-san you rented out a limo for this occasion?

Chisato_official

Hmm perhaps I should have done the same

No moca no life

For what?

No moca no life

You have zero date

Chisato_official

…..

Skepticism is a good look

Moca I’m holding your phone for the rest of the night!!

No moca no life

No you can’t I need it to collect evidence and blackmail materials

No moca no life

ahowhphg

Fragile Ego

It’s not a rental Shirasagi-san

Big Udagawa

So you’re like actually rich???

Yukina’s rhodonite

Anyone seen my mascara??

Claustrophobic hoe

Damn another rich person added to our collection

Fragile Ego

Oh no that’s not mine or Hina’s

Fragile Ego

Now would you guys excuse us we have to finish up the preparation

Perish the thought

??? Who is the rich among us then??

Beast Tamer

Oh that’s Rinko-san’s limousine

Beast Tamer

The four of us got here in that ^^

Untamed circus monkey

Travelled in style!!!

Untamed circus monkey

They even have cool champagne in the limo but onee-chan didn’t let me try it :((

Big Udagawa

Wtf Sayo-san since when you have a rich girlfriend??

Claustrophobic hoe

Imposter among us!!!

No moca no life

It’s always the quiet one I keep telling you guys!!

Impulse bread control

Yeah I was surprised when they arrived too!!

Impulse bread control

Commoner who has never seen a limousine in real life before…

Hagu Hagumi

Dang

DoneTM

Saaya! Rinko-senpai wanted to keep that on the down low remember?!!

No moca no life

Hello she picked up her girlfriend and arrived at school in a STRETCH LIMOUSINE how the fuck is that gonna be down low??

Demon Princess

Oh so you guys don’t know?

Big Udagawa

Know what Ako??

Big Udagawa

Your bestie is rich and you never tell me?!

Demon Princess

I thought everyone know?

Demon Princess

Why do I need to tell you that anymore??

Yukina Imai

I don’t know either

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yeah me too

Yukina’s rhodonite

But tbf Rinko has a grand piano in her bedroom so I’m not too surprised either

Claustrophobic hoe

A whole ass grand piano in her BEDROOM??

Demon Princess

Yeah it’s a stern way or road or something

Demon Princess

She mentioned it before but I could not remember the name….

Best fan <3

A STEINWAY??????

DoneTM

HOLY FUCK RINKO-SENPAI HAS A WHAT NOW??

Impulse bread control

And you scolded me for making her wealth a big deal….

Sparkling star

What is a steinway?

Sparkling star

Is that like a stairway?

*No moca no life changed Sparkling star’s name to What is a what?*

DoneTM

Something fucking out of your reach!!

Demon Princess

Ohhhh no guys

Demon Princess

I just scrolled through our chat history

Demon Princess

RinRin does not have a Steinway in her bedroom

Fiancee 1

Okay that makes more sense now

DoneTM

Screw you I almost got a heart attack!!!!!!

Big Udagawa

Ako please don’t spread false info around next time…

Demon Princess

That’s a Bosendorfer in her bedroom! The Steinway is in the living room!

Demon Princess

Sorry everyone!!

Best fan <3

sjowhapgjs

Best fan <3

I have deceased!!!

Beast Tamer

OMG IS THAT TRUE??

DoneTM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

_bushido!

I think I recognize the names!!!!

_bushido

Rinko-sensei please take me under your wing!!!

Claustrophobic hoe

Yo a Bosendorfer and a Steinway…….

Claustrophobic hoe

Never even seen one with my own eyes before

Adorably lost and found

I think Kokoro-chan also has one in her house, right Misaki-chan?

Adorably lost and found

@Perish the thoughts

Perish the thoughts

Yeah but none of us ever uses it anyway

Perish the thoughts

We don’t even have a keyboardist or pianist

DoneTM

That’s fucking criminal!!

Best fan <3

Barbaric!

Perish the thoughts

Hey!

Best fan <3

A Steinway needs love like Chuchu-sama needs jerky!

Perish the thoughts

Dude wtf are you even freaking out about you can’t tell me Chuchu doesn’t have one at her penthouse too??

Best fan <3

No Chuchu-sama’s is a Yamaha not a STEINWAY!!

Fragile Ego

What happened here why are Hazawa-san and Ichigaya-san just started attacking my girlfriend like feral animals??

Untamed circus monkey

[image of Tsugumi and Arisa attached to a confused Rinko like koalas.jpg]

Untamed circus monkey

Group hug!!!!

Chisato_official

…..

Fragile Ego

Hina you’re supposed to help me wrangle them off!

Baby needs guardian

Why so many rich people around us?

Baby needs guardian

And I only need a Hanazono Land but can’t build it cause I’m poor :((

Fiancee 1

I will build it for you Hana-chan!

Fiancee 1

When I’m rich in the future!

No moca no life

Or you can just ditch this one and get a rich girlfriend instead

Baby needs guardian

Hmmm

Fiancee 1

No baby I’m on my knees begging you!

Fiancee 1

I will be rich soon please don’t dump me :(((((((

Baby needs guardian

Okay ^^

Claustrophobie hoe

…..Shirokane-san just turned up the pressure for all the couples in here fr

Chisato_official

Not me

Chisato_official

I love my girl the way she is

No moca no life

What girl you’re single lol

Skepticism is a good look

Moca I swear you’re going to be single too if you keep this up!!!

Skepticism is a good look

How the hell did you go from being supportive just a week ago to an ass now??
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Support group]

Skepticism is a good look

Chisato-san I’m so sorry for Moca’s behavior!!

Skepticism is a good look

She is just...

Skepticism is a good look

URGGGG

Impulse bread control

Mood

Skepticism is a good look

Fuck it’s not even the prom yet and I’m already so exhausted…..

Skepticism is a good look

I love her so much but she is very, very tiring sometimes!!

Chisato_official

It’s okay Ran-chan

Chisato_official

I’m used to feeling only negative things about myself already

Best fan <3

Chisato-san :((((

Fragile Ego

Shirasagi-san do you perhaps like to come to the school and help us with the preparation now?

Fragile Ego

Whenever I don’t feel good I like to keep myself busy

Fragile Ego

We can also talk if you like

Fragile Ego

Or go over our parts for tonight again?

Chisato_official

Hmm

Chisato_official

You know what that’s not a bad idea

Chisato_official

I already have my make-up and outfit on so yeah it might be better than sitting alone at my house doing nothing

Chisato_official

Let me book a limousine first though

Best fan <3

Wish I can be there with you guys too but Chuchu-sama and I are still at Lisa-san’s :((

Best fan <3

[image of a mess of people on Lisa’s bed.jpg]

Best fan <3

It’s so much fun!!

Skepticism is a good look

Don’t stress out too much at the prom Chisato-san

Skepticism is a good look

I’m sure things will be alright

Chisato_official

You too Ran-chan

Chisato_official

Don’t break up with Moca over trivial things please

Chisato_official

You should appreciate it while you can

Skepticism is a good look

Yeah yeah I know

Skepticism is a good look

I already confiscated her phone for the night
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Perish the thoughts

Did I remember the wrong time or it’s actually the start of the prom and yet no one is here except us??

And if I ask for your hand?

Now now do not fret dear Misaki-chan

And if I ask for your hand?

I think I recall the notion of being “fashionably late” as being extremely common among the noble class

And if I ask for your hand?

I wouldn’t blame any kitten for taking their much-needed time to prepare for this distinguished occasion

Big Udagawa

Yeah what she said

Big Udagawa

Only the lame ass ppl like us be at a party on time ig

Fragile Ego

Greetings Hello Happy World minus Matsubara-san and plus Tomoe-san

Where's Michelle?

Helloooo!!!

DoneTM

This is a weird combination

Beast Tamer

Why are you here Tomoe-chan?

And if I ask for your hand?

This kitten here is my extraordinary date, of course!

DoneTM

What the……

Big Udagawa

Yeah long story….

Big Udagawa

You don’t wanna know

Uuhaha

OMG Kaoru-senpai is there already!!!!!!

Uuhaha

We need to hurry up Rimi!!!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Stop moving Himari or I will poke your eyes please!

Impulse bread control

Wait Kaoru-san is that a….

Big Udagawa

Yeah

And if I ask for your hand?

Yes!

And if I ask for your hand?

I have been informed this look is particularly trendy these days

And if I ask for your hand?

And it’s quite good on me too if I can say so myself!

And if I ask for your hand?

Don’t you agree my dearest Chii-chan??

Chisato_official

…….

Chisato_official

I plead the fifth

Girlfriend’s handler

You do look very nice Seta-san (◕‿◕。)۶

Girlfriend’s handler

Welcome!

Claustrophobic hoe

???

What is a what?

Hello everyone!!!!

What is a what?

Aa-chan and I are here!!!!

What is a what?

Oh Kaoru-san you look so sparkling!!

What is a what?

NICEEEE

What is a what?

I wanna have my hair like that too!

Demon Princess

Kasumi move you’re blocking the door!

Demon Princess

OMG KAORU-SENPAI!!!!

Demon Princess

RinRin come look look look!!

Girlfriend's handler

I already saw her earlier Ako-chan ヽ(・∀・)ノ

Uuhaha

What. Is. Happening!!!!

Popipa Pipopa!

Woa Ako is right you’re so pretty Kaoru-senpai ^^

Popipa Pipopa!

I wish I can pull that off like you…..

And if I ask for your hand?

Thank you thank you!

And if I ask for your hand?

Misaki-chan did this for me!

Spread the love!

Yo that’s a sick look there dude

Spread the love!

Massive respect for you Misaki-san

Skepticism is a good look

Okay now I’m curious

Claustrophobic hoe

Does Seta-san have a new hairstyle or something?

Impulse bread control

Come and find out :)

Spread the love!

Now where is the food table I wanna drop off this cake

Demon Princess

King-kun you look so nice too!

DoneTM

So much pink…….

DoneTM

My eyes….

Spread the love!

Thank you Lock picked it out for me!

Girlfriend’s handler

Sayo-chan you would look so nice in a pink suit too ^^

Fragile Ego

……..

Yukina’s rhodonite

OMG SO TRUE

Yukina’s rhodonite

Can’t believe I never thought of that!!

Fragile Ego

……

Claustrophobic hoe

Sayo-san be seeing life flash in front of her eyes with both Rinko-san and Lisa-san dictating what she wears from now

Fragile Ego

Rinko please we won’t match if I’m in pink and you’re in blue gold now

Chisato_official

Did someone say pink?

Chisato_official

Is Aya-chan here already?

Demon Princess

Yes Aya-san came with us!

Demon Princess

She is over there with Tsugu-chan!

Chisato_official

Okay okay cool

Spread the love!

Oh your suit looks so nice Sayo-san!

Spread the love!

Three-piece too

Spread the love!

You wanna swap sometime? We look like we’re about the same size!

Fragile Ego

Please no….

Girlfriend’s handler

Hmmm your upper bodies might be the same size but Sayo-chan is a bit shorter than you Satou-san

Girlfriend’s handler

And that’s actually a 7-piece not 3-piece I picked all of them out myself <( ̄︶ ̄)>

Spread the love!

Dang sorry did not see the pocket square there nice!

Claustrophobic hoe

Perk of having a rich girlfriend fr

DoneTM

Kasumi leave some food for people!!!

DoneTM

You’re embarrassing me in front of everyone!

DoneTM

@Impulse bread control Saaya do something or ppl will think we starve our kids!

No moca no life

Food being devoured???

No moca no life

No wait that’s unfair I haven’t gotten there yet!!

Skepticism is a good look

Moca behave or I will take your phone again

Claustrophobic hoe

Hi hello where is the check-in area?

Claustrophobic hoe

My date and I are here

Claustrophobic hoe

Can’t see the way over this huge crowd of girls outside the main door??

_bushido!

I can totally fight our way in Maya-san!!

Claustrophobic hoe

…Yeah how about no

Girlfriend’s handler

Oh my

Beast Tamer

Kaoru-san you’re causing a commotion…..

DoneTM

A whole fiasco not just a commotion!!!

Chisato_official

Not surprised Kaoru brings chaos wherever she goes

Chisato_official

But I have to admit

Chisato_official

This look suits her very well so I don’t blame the girls too much

Chisato_official

Kudos to you Okusawa-san

No moca no life

Chisato-san just complimented Kaoru-san???

No moca no life

Is hell frozen??

Yukina’s rhodonite

What is the fashion there we must hurry!!!

DoneTM

@Yukina’s rhodonite yeah like can you come quicker our medic team can use some help please….

Yukina Imai

NO you’re not making my girlfriend work during prom!

_bushido!

Oh I can see Hina-san over there!

Claustrophobic hoe

Is that….

Claustrophobic hoe

Kaoru-san with a…..

_bushido!

Woaaaaaa your hair!

_bushido!

Kaoru-san let me take pictures with you!!

And if I ask for your hand?

Gladly, of course!

And if I ask for your hand?

You should praise dear Misaki-chan too since it’s a result of her exemplary skill!

Impulse bread control

I really didn’t know you had that in you Misaki

Perish the thoughts

What can I say, having a little sister comes with a bunch of unimaginable skills

_bushido!

I used to wear my hair like this a lot when I was back in Finland too ^^

Best fan <3

Pave the way everyone the VIP is here!

Best fan <3

Please Chuchu-sama really needs to get to the DJ table ASAP!

Best fan <3

What is blocking the line??

Claustrophobic hoe

Girls dying when they see Kaoru-san

Best producer |

Pareo put me down!!!

Impulse bread control

Are my eyes deceiving me or Pareo and Chuchu just crowd-surfed all the way to the front??

Choco Choco no mint

Saaya-chan send pic of Kaoru-san please?

Uuhaha

Yes yes yes I need to know what is happening??

Impulse bread control

No

Impulse bread control

It’s for your own good Rimirin…

Fragile Ego

This is ridiculous!!!

Beast Tamer

Please Kaoru-san you need to get inside or else no one will be able to move through this blockade at the door……

Beast Tamer

@Big Udagawa some help here please??

DoneTM

NOOO BAD IDEA

Perish the thoughts

I tried to stop you but really

Perish the thoughts

Why would you expect the number of girls fainting to decrease if BOTH Kaoru-san AND Tomoe-san appear at the door???

Perish the thoughts

One with suspenders and one with…… uhmmm

Perish the thoughts

Hello? Common sense??

Perish the thoughts

Don’t you go to the same school with them and see this every day??

Beast Tamer

Sorry lapse in judgement >.<

DoneTM

Can’t blame you when Hina-san looks that good

Untamed circus monkey

???

Beast Tamer

Arisa-chan!

Impulse bread control

Arisa???

DoneTM

This massive crowd is messing with my brain I won’t be held responsible for the things I say

What is a what?

Ooohhh do you need a head massage Arisa??

DoneTM

I need you to stay in the corner and DON’T DO ANYTHING!

_busido!

I can ward off all these people for you Tsugumi-chan Arisa-chan!

_busido!

I was born for this

DoneTM

Appreciated

Beast Tamer

But no permanent injury please!

Claustrophobic hoe

Hey can’t you guys just tell Kaoru-san to put her mask on like she is supposed to?

Claustrophobic hoe

Wouldn’t that help with not being recognized by every girl present??

DoneTM

That is

Beast Tamer

Oh…

DoneTM

Damn it

Fragile Ego

Thank you Yamato-san for your excellent suggestion!

Fragile Ego

Hina go strangle Seta-san and Tomoe-san until they agree to wear their masks please!

Untamed circus monkey

Yes onee-chan!!

Perish the thoughts

You can really gauge how chaotic it is by the degree of physical harm Sayo-san is willing to tolerate so she can establish order

Best producer |

Hey yo lame people ready to get this party started?!!!

Best fan <3

Go Chuchu-sama to the rescue!

Spread the love!

Sick beats!!!!!
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Support group]

Fragile Ego

@Skepticism is a good look Mitake-san are you here yet?

Skepticism is a good look

I’m on my way Sayo-san

Skepticism is a good look

After reading the chat I have to ask….

Skepticism is a good look

On a scale of 1 to 10 how worried should I be for Himari’s sake when we arrive at the prom….

Skepticism is a good look

Should I do something to like mentally prepare her?

Impulse bread control

Is Rimirin also with you guys Ran?

Skepticism is a good look

Yeah

Fragile Ego

…..tough

Impulse bread control

If it’s not for Chisato-san then I would strongly suggest you turn and drag both of them back far away from this place….

Best fan <3

Kaoru-san and Tomoe-san look so pretty!

Best fan <3

Especially Kaoru-san with that hair!

Best fan <3

Now I get why Lock-san always says they are the most popular at her school!

Chisato_official

You can count the number of girls passing out here and see that’s indeed true

Chisato_official

Even though it pains me to say it….

Fragile Ego

Well is there any way you can convince Uehara-san to put on a blindfold for the rest of the evening?

Fragile Ego

I have one with me

Impulse bread control

Why do you have blindfold with you Sayo-senpai??

Fragile Ego

Oh uhmm no reason?

Fragile Ego

I… uhm… excel in overpreparing for emergencies

Chisato_official

Yeah right let's just go with that

Skepticism is a good look

I don’t think that’s gonna work Sayo-san

Skepticism is a good look

At least Lisa-senpai is with us so CPR is always an option?
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Fiancee 1

Hello Sayo-san, Tsugumi-san

Fiancee 1

I see the crisis is averted

Fiancee 1

No crowd anymore

Fragile Ego

Luckily

Baby needs guardian

Lay let’s go in I wanna dance

Fiancee 1

Of course my love

DoneTM

If you touch a single thread of hair on O-Tae’s head I will fucking kill you with my bare hands Layer!

Fragile Ego

Ichigaya-san need I remind you our school forbids violence of any kind??

Perish the thoughts

Didn't you just literally let Hina-san strangle people??

Fragile Ego

That was an emergency!

Fiancee 1

Sure we can dance without touching each other

Fiancee 1

@Spread the love! hey bro you know where Chuchu is gonna say hi to her really quick

Spread the love!

DJ table in front

Spread the love!

She is standing on the stool cause that midget height

Fiancee 1

Isn’t she always?

Fiancee 1

In all our concerts?

Big Udagawa

Oh Layer is here?

And if I ask for your hands?

The Quartet finally assembled!

And if I ask for your hands?

Come Layer-san let us discuss the fate of the aloof

Big Udagawa

Grab Masking-san on the way please

Fiancee 1

Can’t

Fiancee 1

Just saw her in an eating contest with Kasumi-san and I’m not about to get in between Masking and her food

Claustrophobic hoe

I’m at the buffet table too and Lock-san looks like she is torn unsure which one to cheer on

No moca no life

An eating contest and I’m not there???

No moca no life

Speed up guys you are too slow!

Skepticism is a good look

…. Moca you’re literally the slowest one among us

Fiancee 1

Okay I’m here

Fiancee 1

Oh

Fiancee 1

You look nice with that Kaoru-san

And if I ask for your hand?

Merci beaucoup!

Big Udagawa

I might have the most popular person in the room as my date

Fiancee 1

Yeah what’s up with that?

Fiancee 1

How did you two end up going together?

Big Udagawa

….How much time do you have?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Helloo everyone!

Yukina’s rhodonite

I’m here!!

Yukina Imai

Hello Lisa the love of my life

Yukina Imai

You look lovely in your dress

Yukina’s rhodonite

?? Yukina are you feeling alright? We literally walked all the way here together?

Yukina Imai

Yes we did but I wanna be the first one to compliment you at prom

Poodle cuddle

Awww so cute!

Uuhaha

Where is Kaoru-senpai please I need to see her like yesterday????

Perish the thoughts

But yesterday her hair was not like this?

Adorably lost and found

Hi Misaki-chan ^^

Perish the thoughts

ashwophghg;jas

Perish the thoughts

Kanon you npwgwihs

Adorably lost and found

You too!!

No moca no life

Someone move this useless lesbian couple out of my way I need to go check what the deal with Kaoru-san is

No moca no life

And then the eating contest

Choco Choco no mint

I found her!!!

Choco Choco no mint

AHHHHHHH KAORU-SANNNNNNNN

Choco Choco no mint

HIMARI COMEEEE!

Choco Choco no mint

SNOWTHSLCDS

Spread the love!

Why so many cute girls here

Spread the love!

And they all faint in front of us?

Big Udagawa

Get used to it soon bro

Big Udagawa

Can I get a medic at the corner with the school flag here? @Fragile Ego

Uuhaha

Oh so that is where Kaoru-san is!!!

Fiancee 1

I’m surprised you can wrench yourself out of the cake and wander here to us Masking

Spread the love!

Lock is worried about my sugar and salt intake lately so I have to take it easy

Fiancee 1

Where is she btw?

Spread the love!

On the dance floor with Kasumi-san under Chuchu’s watchful eyes

Yukina’s rhodonite

Oh hey guys

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yukina was right, just go to the tallest group of people and we can find Kaoru~

Yukina Imai

I said follow Ushigome-san’s scream earlier, Lisa

Uuhaha

I’m here too!

Uuhaha

The love of my life!!!

Uuhaha

My obsession!!!!!

Uuhaha

My Sun and my Moon!!!!!

Uuhaha

My everything!!!

Big Udagawa

…..I assume those are not greetings for me Himari?

Uuhaha

Of course not, wait your turn Tomoe!

Big Udagawa

……

And if I ask for your hand?

Bonsoir mademoiselle

And if I ask for your hand?

I hope you find the evening to your liking

Uuhaha

WAIT KAORU-SENPAI IS THAT

Uuhaha

A FLOWER CROWN BRAID???

And if I ask for your hand?

It is!!

And if I ask for your hand?

You have such keen eyes my lady!

Uuhaha

AWWWW MY EYES HAVE BEEN BLESSED!

Uuhaha

I WILL NEVER CLOSE MY EYES AGAIN

Chisato_official

……

Chisato_official

We will see how long that can last

Yukina’s rhodonite

That’s so beautiful Kaoru!!!

Yukina’s rhodonite

You did that yourself?

And if I ask for your hand?

Nope Misaki-chan is the mastermind behind this fruitful product!

No moca no life

Finally found

Skepticism is a good look

…….

Skepticism is a good look

What in the tarnation is this??

Yukina’s rhodonite

[image of Masking in a neon pink suit, Tomoe with beret hat and suspenders, Layer with bunny ears and collar, and Kaoru with a pretty flower crown braid.jpg]

Yukina’s rhodonite

I give up my title of best fashion advisor to whoever came up with these concepts!

No moca no life

So many centimeters of concentrated gay and stupid in one single picture

Claustrophobic hoe

...Somehow this feels more like Halloween than prom

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Support group]

Fragile Ego

Okay everyone

Fragile Ego

Backstage in 5 minutes

Fragile Ego

It’s time

Impulse bread control

Roger that!

Skepticism is a good look

I’m on my way

Skepticism is a good look

Took me a while to get away from Moca undetected

Best fan <3

Chuchu-sama already queued up our music for the next song!

Impulse bread control

@Chisato_official Chisato-senpai remember to breathe okay

Impulse bread control

You got this!

Best fan <3

Go team!

Chisato_official

Yeah I know

Chisato_official

I’m perfectly calm don’t worry

Skepticism is a good look

Said the girl who is shaking like a leaf

Fragile Ego

I have a stress ball with me, do you want it Shirasagi-san?

Impulse bread control

Why do you have so many random things with you Sayo-senpai…

Fragile Ego

Hina

Fragile Ego

I can tell you more about it after this if you want

Chisato_official

Thank you everyone

Chisato_official

Celebratory drinks are on me after this

Skepticism is a good look

I thought this is an open bar?

Best fan <3

Shhhhh it’s the sentiment that counts!
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Claustrophobic hoe

What is happening??

Big Udagawa

Blackout?

Fiancee 1

Which one of you bastards just stepped on my beloved’s foot??

Beast Tamer

Oh no not the dark >.<

Untamed circus monkey

Don’t worry Tsugu-chan I’m here with you!

Untamed circus monkey

Right after I find onee-chan first!

DoneTM

@What is a what? Kasumi what have you done to the power?!!!!

No moca no life

Bold of you to assume Kasumi has a brain cell to know where the power is

Perish the thoughts

But she has enough luck to stumble upon it randomly

Perish the thoughts

Though this screams more Kokoro

Perish the thoughts

I haven’t seen her for almost an hour now…

Girlfriend’s handler

Uhmmm… Imai-san that’s my hand can you let go (⌒_⌒;)

_bushido!

Oh there is something on the stage guys!!

DoneTM

Wait that’s my girlfriend!!

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan?

No moca no life

Mine too?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Ohhhhh I see what is happening~

Untamed circus monkey

ONEE-CHAN THERE YOU ARE!

Beast Tamer

NO Hina-senpai come back here now is not the time!!

Perish the thoughts

Dude, read the fucking mood

Big Udagawa

Quick someone take video of this!

Adorably lost and found

Awwwww Chisato-chan wrote you a song Aya-chan

Adorably lost and found

So cute ^^

Claustrophobic hoe

How come the support group is a whole band??

Demon Princess

A band without a drum is not a true band

Perish the thoughts

I somehow feel like I need to argue that but we do have a drummer

Yukina’s rhodonite

Wait this is so cute omg!

DoneTM

WHY are Kasumi and Tae already on stage with them??

No moca no life

Dumbasses tend to navigate toward each other

Perish the thoughts

…..Isn’t your girlfriend also up there too?

No moca no life

Nah Ran is the bright light drawing all those moths in

No moca no life

That was how she pulled me too

Hagu Hagumi

Encore encore encore!!

Yukina Imai

Interesting composition

Yukina Imai

I also enjoyed that they divided the song lines so evenly

_bushido!

Aya-chan go!!! Chisato-chan is waiting for you

Uuhaha

Why is Aya-san crying??

Uuhaha

If that was me I would have sprung up so fast!

Uuhaha

Or just combusted on the spot because hello?

Uuhaha

Girl got serenaded in front of the whole student body?

Uuhaha

I have never felt so single in my life like rn 💀

Big Udagawa

Did someone get the whole video??

Choco Choco no mint

Here ^^

Choco Choco no mint

[video of the Support group’s performance, with Kasumi and Tae as extra dancers in the background amidst everyone’s confusion.mp4]

Girlfriend’s handler

Make sure to keep the video among us only everyone

Girlfriend’s handler

Shirasagi-san is still not ready for outsiders to know remember

Beast Tamer

Oh yeah

Beast Tamer

@Untamed circus monkey you should send an announcement for ppl in our school too

Untamed circus monkey

On it!
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan………

Chisato_official

Aya-chan please stop crying

Chisato_official

I’m right here

Yukina’s rhodonite

Hey congrats!

Claustrophobic hoe

Congrats on your relationship

Claustrophobic hoe

Again

What is a what?

Arisa did you see me singing with them too ^^

What is a what?

It was so fun!

DoneTM

You and O-Tae ruined their performance!

Fiancee 1

Hey!

Fiancee 1

My darling was exceptional up there!

DoneTM

You’re blind!

Fiancee 1

Hana-chan let’s elope your parents clearly do not want you anymore!

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Kasumi-senpai I think you’re very good too >.<

What is a what?

Hey Rocka I saw you from the stage earlier!!

What is a what?

You rock!

Popipa Pipopa!!!

wlgsojwtxlhd Kasumi-senpai noticed me!!!!!!!

No moca no life

Ran~ why didn’t you tell me you were gonna do this?

Skepticism is a good look

If I told you it wouldn’t be a secret anymore

Yukina Imai

How long did it take your group to practice such an elaborate performance Mitake-san?

Skepticism is a good look

About a week

Yukina’s rhodonite

Hey where is Sayo?

Skepticism is a good look

Dunno

Skepticism is a good look

She disappeared after we got off the stage

Uuhaha

[A selfie of Himari with Aya and Chisato holding hands in the backgroup.jpg]

Uuhaha

Photo time!

Impulse bread control

[A random picture of cute smol Arisa sleeping on her bed.jpg]

Impulse bread control

Photo time!

DoneTM

WTF Saaya???

Spread the love!

[A selfie of RAS crowding around Chuchu’s DJ table.jpg]

No moca no life

Lol Chuchu be surrounded by giants from all sides

Best fan <3

She is tiny and grumpy and so cute!

Best fan <3

Also Chuchu-sama wanna ask if any of you have any song requests!

Perish the thoughts

Would Chuchu be willing to give up the DJ station for a bit?

Perish the thoughts

I’m itching to spin something

Big Udagawa

?

Claustrophobic hoe

That’s strange behavior

Claustrophobic hoe

Like an addict

Adorably lost and found?

Misaki-chan we still haven’t found where the others are >.<

Perish the thoughts

Ahh yes

Perish the thoughts

No wonder why I’m feeling so anxious

Perish the thoughts

If any of you see Kokoro or Kaoru please report

Demon Princess

Aye aye!

What is a what?

Are we going to find someone?

Untamed circus monkey

Hide and seek??

Untamed circus monkey

I’m great at this game!

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan could never find me whenever we played!

Big Udagawa

Are you sure that’s not because she just couldn’t care less about you?

Untamed circus monkey

…….

Beast Tamer

Guys

Beast Tamer

I need help

Beast Tamer

I’m stuck in the bathroom

Big Udagawa

What do you mean you’re stuck in the bathroom???

Impulse bread control

????

No moca no life

Are we finally moving to the weird section of the night?

No moca no life

It has been too unchaotic for this group of people

Perish the thoughts

You said that as if you’re not the one creating the chaos every time

Beast Tamer

The door of the stall I’m in is stuck

Beast Tamer

I can’t open it >.<

Perish the thoughts

Have you tried jiggling it?

No moca no life

Just break the door down

Impulse bread control

Stay put help is coming

Spread the love!

I’m going too

Spread the love!

Sounds fun

Fiancee 1

Sure why not I might join too

Beast Tamer

…..

Baby needs guardian

Lay, let’s go dance

Fiancee 1

!!!!!!

Claustrophobic hoe

Lol the speed Layer-san just u-turned and zoomed past us to the dance floor

Untamed circus monkey

Hey has anyone seen where onee-chan is?

Untamed circus monkey

I couldn’t find her anywhere

Untamed circus monkey

Tsugu-chan too

Big Udagawa

Tsugu is in the bathroom

Big Udagawa

No idea about Sayo-san though

Beast Tamer

Guys I’m scared

Beast Tamer

I think I hear someone making out in the stall next to mine…

No moca on life

Tea!!

DoneTM

…..

Chisato_official

How uncouth!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Tea!!!!!!

Claustrophobic hoe

Do you know who that is?

DoneTM

STOP WE DON’T WANT TO KNOW!!

Beast Tamer

Idk I just saw a dress

Beast Tamer

Blue and kinda goldish?

Beast Tamer

With some flowery patterns at the hem

Yukina’s rhodonite

Wait what?????

Yukina’s rhodonite

But but that is…..

Yukina’s rhodonite

Omg

Claustrophobic hoe

Why does that sound so familiar

Perish the thoughts

….Pretty sure we can guess who that is

Impulse bread control

…..

Impulse bread control

Let’s go back Masking I don’t think we should go to the bathroom anymore

Beast Tamer

Oh they talk!

Beast Tamer

…..

Beast Tamer

ONWONPGHA

Beast Tamer

GUYS I NEED HELP I NEED TO GET OUT I CAN’T BE HERE!!

Beast Tamer

I WON’T BE ABLE TO LOOK THEM IN THEIR EYES FROM NOW ON

Beast Tamer

LET ME OUT!!

Yukina Imai

Just ask Sayo to break down the door for you she is already there

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yukina!

No moca no life

Add this to my blackmail materials!

Chisato_official

?????

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan and Tsugu-chan are in the bathroom?

Untamed circus monkey

Yippie!

Beast Tamer

No Hina-senpai don’t come!

Beast Tamer

Someone please stop her!!

DoneTM

What is that loud crash sound????

Perish the thoughts

OMG KOKORO!!

Demon Princess

WHY IS THERE A BEAR ON THE DANCE FLOOR HELP??

What is a what?

A new friend??

Claustrophobic hoe

??? A real bear??

Spread the love!

Michelle is here??

Adorably lost and found

No Misaki-chan is here with me??

Fiancee 1

Why are people screaming and running around like headless chickens??

Fiancee 1

WTF

Fiancee 1

How did a bear get in here??

Baby needs guardian

Lay!!! The bear is after Odd-chan!

Baby needs guardian

Help

Fiancee 1

Stay put my princess I’m coming!

Where is Michelle?

Hey everyone!

Where is Michelle?

I brought Michelle a friend and dance partner!

Where is Michelle?

Anyone knows where she is?

Chisato_official

Aya-chan stay away it’s dangerous!!

Poodle cuddle

But he looks so fluffy!!

Chisato_official

He will bite your head off!

Chisato_official

I just got you back I'm not about to lose you again!

No moca no life

*grab some popcorn*

No moca no life

@DoneTM hey you should do something

DoneTM

Why me???

DoneTM

Do I look like I stand any chance against a fucking 6-feet tall bear??

Big Udagawa

It’s your responsibility

Big Udagawa

The rest of the student council are in the bathroom

Perish the thoughts

Kokoro where did you even get a bear??

Impulse bread control

Why is it just one crisis after another??

Claustrophobic hoe

Holy fuck where did Layer-san get that sword from?

Claustrophobic hoe

I thought it was just an ornament???

Best fan <3

Not the bear!!

Best fan <3

Don’t kill it!!

Baby needs guardian

Odd-chan come to me!

Demon Princess

Wati I remember a spell for this occasion!

Popipa Pipopa!!!

AHHHHHHH

Claustrophobic hoe

You have a spell for “wild bear breaking into high school prom looking to chom down a pet rabbit” situation??

And if I ask for your hand?

Hey he is not a wild beast!

And if I ask for your hand?

His name is Napoleon, after the great French emperor

And if I ask for your hand?

Such might and grace

And if I ask for your hand?

He can lift a whole car or chom down smaller animals easily

Chisato_official

That does not help the situation at all!!!!

No moca no life

[Video of a bear roaring in the middle of the dance floor. Layer and Masking are trying to fence it off Odd-chan with two swords.mp4]

No moca no life

[Video of Ako trying to recite incantations in the corner. Lisa, Arisa, Chisato are holding Yukina, Kasumi, Aya back so they won’t bounce over and cuddle the bear.mp4]

Skepticism is a good look

Omg Moca run and hide wtf why are you standing so close??

Perish the thoughts

Who tf just turned on the disco ball???

Best fan <3

Sorry Chuchu-sama panicked when I grabbed her from the booth!

Choco Choco no mint

[Photo of the bear covered in flashing rainbow color light.jpg]

Chisato_official

Imagine this photo without context…

Big Udagawa

Ngl it would be hilarious if we were not in a life or death situation rn

Demon Princess

Shit this is not working

Demon Princess

@Beast Tamer hey there is a beast here you need to come and tame it!

Demon Princess

Bring Babando or whatever power you have with you

Beast Tamer

No no no no no don’t ping me I’m dead

Beast Tamer

And blind and deaf and traumatized >.<

Fragile Ego

What is that sound???

Untamed circus monkey

Hey onee-chan!

Impulse bread control

Here kitty kitty

Yukina Imai

Kitty??

And if I ask for your hand?

Kitty!!!

DoneTM

That’s not a kitty that’s a fucking bear!!

DoneTM

Why are you luring it out with food???

Impulse bread control

Do you have a better idea babe?

No moca no life

No not the food!!

Perish the thoughts

Kokoro I’m gonna strangle you after this!!

Where is Michelle?

Why is Michelle not here yet?

Where is Michelle?

:((

Uuhaha

Shut it Arisa at least your girlfriend is doing something

Claustrophobic hoe

Yeah the student council are so incompetent tonight

Fragile Ego

Excuse me???

Chisato_official

Oh so now you’re here!

Untamed circus monkey

???

Yukina Imai

No leave the desserts!

Yukina’s rhodonite

My love please don’t distract Saaya

Yukina’s rhodonite

I will make you as many sweets as you want later

Fragile Ego

What happened here?

Chisato_official

Bear invasion while you’re busy making out with your girlfriend in the bathroom!

Chiasto_official

And the other members of the student council are either stupid or stuck

DoneTM

Hey! I object!

No moca no life

Arisa the only thing you have done right this whole evening is having a brave and not-stupid girlfriend

_bushido!

I didn’t know we’re allowed to bring actual swords with us today!

Fragile Ego

Why is there a bear here???

Untamed circus monkey

Did the bear buy ticket?

Untamed circus monkey

If he did then he can stay!!

DoneTM

NO!

Choco Choco no mint

Why does he follow Sayaa-chan like that though?

Choco Choco no mint

I thought animals don’t like her?

And if I ask for your hand?

I told you he is not a mere animal!

Choco Choco no mint

I’m sorry Kaoru-san >.<

Impulse bread control

Uhmm guys we’re out of the ballroom now but

Impulse bread control

Can someone come help us convince Kokoro we cannot let Napoleon back in….

Fiancee 1

Yeah her bodyguards are about to bring their family lawyer into this….

Fiancee 1

Help

Where is Michelle?

Why can Odd-Eye be here but Napoleon can't?

Girlfriend’s handler

Sayo-chan let’s go it’s our job now

No moca no life

Yeah go contribute something you useless potato

Spread the love!

Crossing “wrestling with a bear” off my bucket list now

Fragile Ego

Thank you Yamabuki-san, Satou-san, and Wakana-san

Fragile Ego

We will take it from here

Perish the thoughts

That’s enough excitement for one night

Perish the thoughts

For the love of god please no more fiasco

What is a what?

Everyone is so down…

What is a what?

I know!

What is a what?

Arisa let’s sing!

DoneTM

……

DoneTM

I don’t have my keyboard with me

Choco Choco no mint

Oh there is a castanet here Arisa-chan ^^

Yukina’s rhodonite

Ohhh a castanet!

Yukina’s rhodonite

May I join you guys with my awesome tambourine skill~

Yukina Imai

Tambourine Lisa huh

Yukina Imai

Fufu it has been a while

Impulse bread control

Ohh are we playing unusual instruments now?

Impulse bread control

I can play the harmonica

DoneTM

You can?? Why don’t I know that??

Impulse bread control

Idk maybe because you never asked before?

Fragile Ego

I would suggest Hina on the xylophone

Fragile Ego

If we have it here

Untamed circus monkey

!!!!!

Untamed circus monkey

Yes onee-chan!!

Spread the love!

@Fiancee 1 hey bro don’t you know how to play that triangle thingy?

No moca no life

You can play the triangle??

Fiancee 1

Yeah both my ray of sunshine and I can play it

Baby needs guardian

Feeding bell for my rabbits!

Big Udagawa

Cool

Big Udagawa

Demonstrate!

Perish the thoughts

…..I have given up on things being even remotely normal with this bunch of people

Adorably lost and found

Shush Misaki-chan they are adorable!

Hagu Hagumi

Encore!

Hagu Hagumi

People are calling for encore!

Poodle cuddle

[Video of ‘Twinkle Twinkle Little Stars’. Arisa with the castanet, Lisa with the tambourine, Saaya with the harmonica, Hina with the xylophone, and Layer and Tae with the triangles.mp4]

Adorably lost and found

Awww the children at the hospitals would love this!

What is a what?

That is so cool!!!

What is a what?

I wanna play something like that too!

Girlfriend’s handler

Seem like people still ended up enjoying the night

No moca no life

No thanks to you

Girlfriend’s handler

I’m okay with that ヽ(*・ω・)ノ

Beast Tamer

As long as everyone is having fun!

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan come dance with me!!!!

Fragile Ego

……

Fragile Ego

Hina please try not to step on my feet this time….

Untamed circus monkey

Hehe no promise!

Claustrophobic hoe

It’s not even half an hour later and everyone already forgot about the bear…

Chisato_official

Humanity is a mystery

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Hagu Hagumi

Hey homos

Hagu Hagumi

*homies

No moca no life

Lmao

No moca no life

Same thing

No moca no life

Happy Pride month

Baby needs guardian

Happy Pride month yay

Hagu Hagumi

How are we doing on this beautiful Saturday morning?

Big Udagawa

Why is Moca awake before noon??

No moca no life

Celebrating pride month obviously

Chisato_official

…..and how are you doing that specifically?

DoneTM

Do we want to know though….

No moca no life

Wake up early so I won’t miss ppl being gay here on main

_bushido!

Good morning everyone wish you all a bushido day!

Best fan <3

Eve-san ❤️❤️❤️

Untamed circus monkey

[video of ducks swimming in a pond.mp4]

Untamed circus monkey

At the park with onee-chan today!!!!

Uuhaha

OMG so cute!!

Adorably lost and found

They squeak!!

Adorably lost and found

Kawaii…

Best fan <3

Where are you Hina-san can I come join you???

Untamed circus monkey

At the park

Untamed circus monkey

Just asked onee-chan and she said yeah you can

Untamed circus monkey

We’re here with Rinko-chan and Tsugu-chan too

Perish the thoughts

…..Are you guys on a double date?

Untamed circus monkey

Huh?

Untamed circus monkey

I don’t know

Untamed circus monkey

I think I didn’t hear anything aside from onee-chan saying “park” and “go together”

No moca no life

Lol not surprising at all

Claustrophobic hoe

Park…

Claustrophobic hoe

Open space

Beast Tamer

Hina-senpai please DO NOT jump into the water

Beast Tamer

You can’t swim with the ducks >.<

Girlfriend’s handler

Yeah and Sayo-chan won’t have to jump in to get you out too ( ̄▽ ̄*)ゞ

Uuhaha

It’s pride month let the girl celebrate her gayness!!

DoneTM

What does that have to do with swimming with ducks???

What is a what?

Duckie!!

What is a what?

I wanna come pet the duckies too!

What is a what?

Do you think ducks can sing??

Chisato_official

I bet my left foot no!

Big Udagawa

Can you bet your left hand or something else you’re already short as it

No moca no life

Lol

Chisato_official

YOUU!

Best fan <3

Hey no one insult Chisato-san!!!

Yukina Imai

Interesting question

Yukina Imai

I want to know if ducks can sing too

Yukina Imai

Lisa @Yukina’s rhodonite can we go to the park?

Yukina’s rhodonite

……..

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yukina you’re just trying to get out of studying today

No moca no life

Who the fuck study at 10 am on a Saturday??

Perish the thoughts

People who want a better future for themselves

Chisato_official

Successful ppl with good jobs in the future

Chisato_official

Aka never you Moca

No moca no life

Nah it’s fine

No moca no life

I’m alright with being a trophy wife

No moca no life

@Skepticism is a good look Ran dear please get rich for both of us in the future so I can just hang off your arm and do absolutely nothing

Skepticism is a good look

……

Skepticism is a good look

Day unknown of me being baffled at myself for putting up with Moca for so long

No moca no life

Pretty sure Minato-san is also a member of that trophy wife club

No moca no life

I’m just gonna join her

What is a what?

You can be a trophy wife?

What is a what?

Is it gonna be a sparkling trophy? I wanna be it too!

Claustrophobic hoe

Dude you don’t even have a girlfriend let alone a wife….

Fiancee 1

@Untamed circus monkey hey is there any chance you guys are at the park near the mall?

Untamed circus monkey

Yeah!

Untamed circus monkey

How do you know?

Yukina Imai

@No moca no life excuse you I’m not a trophy wife

Yukina Imai

Lisa is

Chisato_official

????

Fragile Ego

Minato-san that’s not a good thing to say about your girlfriend!

Perish the thoughts

….

Perish the thoughts

Funny how Yukina-san is one of the most unhinged ppl here

Perish the thoughts

Everytime she types I legit can’t expect her response to the most normal questions…

No moca no life

That’s because she is ed

Demon Princess

HEY don’t you dare speak of Yukina-san that way!!!!

Yukina Imai

? What do you mean Sayo?

Yukina Imai

Lisa is as dear to me as the most precious trophy in the world and she is my wife

Yukina Imai

That makes her my trophy wife doesn’t it?

DoneTM

………

Chisato_official

…………….

Baby needs guardian

Valid

Spread the love!

That’s flawless reasoning ngl

Claustrophobic hoe

Isn’t that like, the associative property or something?

Claustrophobic hoe

Or distributive? I can’t tell

Demon Princess

Must you bring up math on a weekend morning????

Yukina’s rhodonite

…..

Yukina’s rhodonite

Where did you hide all this brain during math lessons Yukina?

Yukina Imai

As I have said many times before, you’re always the only one on my mind

Yukina Imai

I work better with you as the unit for calculation not a bunch of random numbers

No moca no life

Bet Minato-san be like one lisa two lisa three lisa instead of sheep when she wants to sleep

Yukina Imai

? Yes how do you know

Skepticism is a good look

Minato-san……

Adorably lost and found

Is this a good time to bring up the Idol Yukina-chan x CEO Lisa-chan fic idea I dreamt of the other day?

Perish the thoughts

????

Best fan <3

Chuchu-sama said drop your AO3 account right now Kanon Matsubara ^^

Best producer |

PAREO!

Uuhaha

OMG yes collab fic sometime Kanon-san??

What is a what?

So you really can be a trophy and become someone’s wife?!

What is a what?

Proven by math?!

Perish the thoughts

Dear god please never let Yukina-san and Kasumi be alone together

DoneTM

Might be a little bit too late for that…

Perish the thoughts

That’s your child control her!

DoneTM

I can literally do nothing to stop the dumbassness radiating from her you’re welcome to try!

Fiancee 1

@Untamed circus monkey my beloved and I are at the park too

Fiancee 1

It’s on our weekend running route

Baby needs guardian

Yes many trees and ducks

Untamed circus monkey

Cool!

Untamed circus monkey

We’re over at the north side

Untamed circus monkey

Come join!

Untamed circus monkey

Tsugu-chan brings snacks to feed the duckies!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yukina and I are also on our way

No moca no life

Aww did you give in to her simping Lisa-chi~

Yukina’s rhodonite

…yeah

Yukina’s rhodonite

Her head is literally just full of empty air really but it’s so endearing my heart cannot handle….

Yukina’s rhodonite

And Sayo just sent her a picture of a stray cat over there too so it’s not like I can stop her

Chisato_official

Hmmmm today is indeed a beautiful day for a stroll in the park

Chisato_official

I might go join you guys too, if it’s okay @Girlfriend’s handler?

Girlfriend’s handler

Of course Shirasagi-san ^^

No moca no life

Look at Chisato-san going straight for the big boss lmao

Chisato_official

Of course, it’s clear what the chain of command over there is

Chisato_official

@Poodle cuddle you don’t have to work today right?

Chisato_official

Do you want to join me for a walk in the park?

Poodle cuddle

Yes Chisato-chan ^^

Fragile Ego

Is Leon coming with you Shirasagi-san?

Untamed circus monkey

Yes Leon bring him with you Chisato-chan!!!

Chisato_official

Hmmm

Chisato_official

You know what I will

Fragile Ego

!!!

Adorably lost and found

Oh Chisato-chan and Aya-chan are going?

Adorably lost and found

I wanna go to….

Adorably lost and found

But I don’t know the way >.<

Perish the thoughts

I can go with you Kanon!

Adorably lost and found

Ah yes Misaki-chan thank you ^^

No moca no life

Is this turning into a couple gathering at the park??

_bushido!

We should go too Maya-san!!

Claustrophobic hoe

…….

_bushido!

Everyone is already there it will be fun!

Claustrophobic hoe

…okay fun yeppp

Girlfriend’s handler

No it’s not a couple outing please anyone is welcome you don’t have to be a couple (ノ≧∀≦)ノ

Girlfriend’s handler

Ako-chan is also here with us too

Demon Princess

Look there is a black duck Rinrin!

Demon Princess

Do you think it’s thinking about how to conquer the world??

Fragile Ego

Why don’t you go ask the duck then Udagawa-san

No moca no life

Ahh so it’s family day at the park instead then

Skepticism is a good look

Moca do you want to go too?

No moca no life

Huh Ran do you wanna come?

Skepticism is a good look

….nevermind you’re probably going to watch anime or whatever else you do on the weekend

Skepticism is a good look

It’s nothing

No moca no life

Hmmmm

Yukina Imai

[picture of a black duck.jpg]

Yukina Imai

@Skepticism is a good look Mitake-san I think this one looks just like you

DoneTM

?????

Skepticism is a good look

…….how??

Best producer |

Yukina Imai!!

Yukina Imai

[picture of a black cat.jpg]

Yukina Imai

And this one looks like you Chiyu

Best producer |

!!!!!!!

Best fan <3

Chuchu-sama can we come too???

Best fan <3

Pastel Palettes are all there!

Best fan <3

Yukina-san and Kanon-san too you can ask for her ao3 account yourself!

Best producer |

Hhmpf!

Best producer |

Fine! But it doesn’t mean I like these people!

Uuhaha

Spoken like a true tsundere ehehe

Impulse bread control

Arisa 🥺

DoneTM

? What Saaya?

Impulse bread control

🥺🥺🥺

DoneTM

….No Saaya

DoneTM

There are so many wild animals there they will bite you it’s dangerous!

No moca no life

You mean you won’t protect her from those beasts?

Claustrophobic hoe

Sad you don’t have a girlfriend who is willing to kill to protect you

Claustrophobic hoe

My condolences to Yamabuki-san

Impulse bread control

:((

What is a what?

I will protect you Saaya!

What is a what?

Come to us!

DoneTM

NO!

DoneTM

I can protect her just fine screw you guys!

DoneTM

Come Saaya I will show these people!

DoneTM

Nothing can touch my girlfriend without stepping over my fucking dead body first!

Impulse bread control

:))

No moca no life

Girl chill no one wants your girlfriend

Choco choco no mint

Uhmmm actually

Choco choco no mint

A lot…

Chisato_official

Yeah I can see that

Big Udagawa

Yup same

Perish the thoughts

I can’t count how many times I have seen Ichigaya-san warding girls off Yamabuki-san with a stick

Perish the thoughts

Or animals

Baby needs guardian

Literally same thing

Fiancee 1

??

Yukina’s rhodonite

My my I don’t know you’re so possessive Arisa~

DoneTM

I’m not possessive!

DoneTM

Saaya is not something I own!

Claustrophobic hoe

Really?

Impulse bread control

By all means please treat me like I am

No moca no life

Lol

DoneTM

???

Perish the thoughts

Mood

Perish the thoughts

But I understand the feelings

Fragile Ego

Same

Big Udagawa

Lmao where did Sayo-san come from??

Impulse bread control

Girls hot when they are possessive

Chisato_official

Truth

Fragile Ego

I agree completely

Perish the thoughts

…..never experienced that before but yeah I can def see the appeal

Yukina Imai

Bonus point if they are strong as well

Uuhaha

Yes please!

No moca no life

Another screenshot captured in the name of pride month

No moca no life

lol how do the most serious people here just keep being gay or horny or stupid on main

Yukina’s rhodonite

…Yukina you’re the possessive one between us

Chisato_official

Isn’t that because you have more followers than Yukina-chan does?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Nah it just means I’m not the jealous type~

Baby needs guardian

One day someone will come sweeping Yukina-san away from you and you will be left with only regret

Yukina’s rhodonite

????

Yukina’s rhodonite

How does that even relate??

What is a what?

@Yukina’s rhodonite Yukina-senpai I found this cat sticker the other day and I thought it would suit you!!!

Yukina Imai

!!!!!!

Yukina Imai

Much appreciated Toyama-san!

Baby needs guardian

See it’s already happening

Yukina’s rhodonite

NO

Perish the thoughts

….With all these jokes one day Toyama-san will end up stealing someone’s girlfriend from here for real

No moca no life

Lmao with what rizz

No moca no life

She is a loser

Skepticism is a good look

Moca for the love of god it’s a beautiful day and pride month stop being so antagonistic….

Claustrophobic hoe

Being homophobic is a crime Aoba-san

Popipa Pipopa!!!

HEY Kasumi-senpai has rizz!!!

Spread the love!

?

What is a what?

? I don’t know what rizz is but I assume it’s good to have it?

What is a what?

Thank you for defending my honor Rokka 😉

Popipa Pipopa!!!

wnoghwgsntohxcy

Popipa Pipopa!!!

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Big Udagawa

Dang now that is a wink

Spread the love!

Oi Lock what’s wrong wake up?!!

Uuhaha

Rokka_brain.exe stops functioning rip a dear friend of us may she rest in peace with memory of Kasumi’s wink

What is a what?

And my rizz too! Whatever that is

No moca no life

F in chat for Lock everyone

Best fan <3

F

Chisato_official

F

Perish the thoughts

F

Skepticism is a good look

F

Poodle cuddle

F

Big Udagawa

F

Yukina’s rhodonite

F

Adorably lost and found

F

Impulse bread control

F

Claustrophobic hoe

F

Uuhaha

F

Demon Princess

Rokka is dead???

Best fan <3

No one tags Chuchu-sama please give her a day of peace in the sun

Best fan <3

We will come up with an audition plan for a new guitarist later
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Big Udagawa

@Demon Princess hey I’m here where are you?

Demon Princess

Hey onee-chan we’re on the lawn near the main lake

Demon Princess

You see the kites?

Demon Princess

Follow them those are Hina-san and O-Tae-chan’s

Untamed circus monkey

Tsugu-chan taught us how to make kites from scratch!

Fragile Ego

Oh are you coming to us now Tomoe-san?

Fragile Ego

We should have a rematch today

Perish the thoughts

?

Chisato_official

I feel like this is something I shouldn’t know but considering it’s Hikawa-san I assume it’s safe to ask

Chisato_official

What rematch?

Chisato_official

Please tell so I can get myself, Aya-chan, and Leon as far away as possible from you guys if needed

Big Udagawa

Sure Sayo-san

Fragile Ego

Our arm wrestling rematch

Fragile Ego

It’s nothing to be concerned about Shirasagi-san please don’t take Leon away we’re bonding so well with each other :((

Girlfriend’s handler

[video of Sayo and Chisato playing catch with Leon.mp4]

Girlfriend’s handler

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

Hagu Hagumi

Guys who want chicken bbq and wings?

Claustrophobic hoe

Did you just bring a whole grill set here??

Hagu Hagumi

Yuppppp

Hagu Hagumi

It’s a pretty day so why not!

Spread the love!

Oh outdoor BBQ?? yes please

DoneTM

Kasumi I’m warning you DO NOT touch the grill you will burn yourself!

What is a what?

Don’t worry Arisa ^^ I have rizz protecting me!

DoneTM

Wtf that doesn’t even make sense?!!

Fragile Ego

May I suggest Hina on the grill?

Fragile Ego

She is actually competent at that

Untamed circus monkey

!!!!!!!

Untamed circus monkey

Yes onee-chan!

Claustrophobic hoe

…..why does that sound like an insult

Choco Choco no mint

Anyone with any allergies?

Chisato_official

Me

Chisato_official

I’m allergic to Hina please keep her away from me or I will break out in dreadful hives

And if I ask for your hand?

Hello Chii-chan may I have the honor of accompanying you on your next walk?

Chiato_official

….

Chisato_official

And Kaoru too please do not let me come in contact

Choco Choco no mint

Uhm Arisa-chan maybe stop paying attention to Kasumi-chan and more to your girlfriend?

DoneTM

Huh?

No moca no life

Dude your girlfriend is being surrounded by random girls asking to have their photos taken by her

Uuhaha

Omg did Saaya-chan bring her new camera??

No moca no life

[picture of Kanon being surrounded by ducks.jpg]

No moca no life

Literally just like the same picture here

DoneTM

WTF I take my eyes off her for one second JUST ONE SECOND

Adorably lost and found

…Uhmm Misaki-chan help me >.<

Perish the thoughts

Kanon do NOT move they can be aggressive please stay there I’m coming!

Fiancee 1

[picture of a bucket full of fish.jpg]

Fiancee 1

My beloved and I have captured these to add to our bbq dinner tonight!

Fragile Ego

Unfortunately you can’t cook fish on the grill like that

Fragile Ego

I read somewhere it is more efficient to skew them and roast over an open fire

Fragile Ego

Let me see if I can get a fire going

Fragile Ego

May I borrow your glasses Yamato-san? @Claustrophobic hoe

Claustrophobic hoe

Huh for what?

Fragile Ego

Scientific experiment

Skepticism is a good look

…..It might be late to ask this but are we even allowed to cook food in here

Skepticism is a good look

At the park?

Skepticism is a good look

Using fish that were caught in the pond itself??

Perish the thoughts

Nah it’s fine we know Kokoro

Where is Michelle?

Yes!

Skepticism is a good look

??? That does not answer my question?

No moca no life

Love that Kokoro and the Tsurumaki family have now become an excuse for us to do whatever the hell we want without any consequences

Claustrophobic hoe

That’s called having connections in the right place

Yukina’s rhodonite

@all alright children line up to get your burger and fish and chips

What is a what?

Yes Lisa-senpai!!

Uuhaha

Yes mommy Lisa

Uuhaha

*discreetly scribble this idea down for my collab fic with Kanon-san*

Yukina’s rhodonite

Sayo! Hina! Can’t believe I’m saying this but leave some fries for other ppl!

Best producer |

What is a burger???

Claustrophobic hoe

You don’t know what a burger is??

Best producer |

No??

Fiancee 1

Come here then Chuchu we have this for you

No moca no life

What kind of people don’t know burger??

Skepticism is a good look

Moca leave Chuchu alone she has like zero childhood

Best producer |

!!!!

Best producer |

Why is this so good?!!

Best fan <3

^^

Hagu Hagumi

Courtesy of yours truly!

Best producer |

Tkamh yoi wkoaver yoyt nema os

Perish the thoughts

…..Did Chuchu die too?

Spread the love!

Nah she is just chomping and almost choking on those burgers

Best fan <3

Cute!

Best fan <3

[picture of Chuchu with puffy chubby cheeks from the burger.jpg]

Yukina Imai

Chiyu looks more like a hamster than a cat now

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Baby needs guardian

Hey

Baby needs guardian

Hi

Fiancee 1

Hello the love of my life

Finacee 1

My reason for existing

Fiancee 1

The one person I cannot live without

Fiancee 1

My sun and my moon and all the stars

Fiancee 1

The Juliet to my Romeo, Cinderella to my Prince Charming

No moca no life

Ew

No moca no life

I’m gonna vomit at this

Baby needs guardian

Can someone send dudes?

Yukina’s rhodonite

??

Perish the thoughts

Send dudes??

Chisato_official

……

Chisato_official

I sincerely hope you did not mean send nudes!

Claustrophobic hoe

Was it really necessary for you to spell it out like that….

Uuhaha

??!!

Uuhaha

Yes

Best producers |

What is nudes?

What is a what?

Same question too!

Best fan <3

No Chuchu-sama!

Best fan <3

NO ONE SEND NUDES HERE OR ANSWER HER I WILL KILL YOU!!

Fragile Ego

????

Fragile Ego

Why does my phone just light up with notifications about nudes??

Chisato_official

@Impulse bread control @DoneTM control your child!!

Baby needs guardian

No

Baby needs guardian

Send dudes

No moca no life

Wtf does send dudes mean?

Baby needs guardian

I think I’m about to get killed

Baby needs guardian

Scared

Baby needs guardian

Need backup

Fiancee 1

!!!!

Fiancee 1

WHO!

Fiancee 1

WHO DARES TOUCH MY BELOVED??

Fiancee 1

Baby where are you??

Hagu Hagumi

It’s 7am on Monday and someone is already dead

Hagu Hagumi

Mood

Impulse bread control

?? O-Tae what happens?

Impulse bread control

Where are you?

Impulse bread control

Class is about to start you’re gonna be late

Claustrophobic hoe

She just sent a cry for help and all you care about is class??

Demon Princess

#fakeparent

Choco Choco no mint

What happened O-Tae-chan?

Choco Choco no mint

>.<

DoneTM

What the fuck is it this time now?

No moca no life

#fakeparent2

Hagu Hagumi

#fakeparent2

Fiancee 1

@Baby needs guardian where are you??

Skepticism is a good look

It’s always someone or another with the Hanasakigawas

Skepticism is a good look

At least in our school we only need to keep Moca and Hina-senpai under guard

Baby needs guardian

Some people blocked me on my way to class and asked me to follow them to the alley behind the school

Baby needs guardian

And now I’m here

Baby needs guardian

It feels kinda strange?

Fiancee 1

Stay put I’m coming!

Chisato_official

It didn’t occur to you to not go with them???

Chisato_official

That sounds sketchy as heck!

Big Udagawa

Victim blaming is not going to look good for your reputation Chisato-san

No moca no life

Chisato-san is a terrible human being? (real) (not clickbait)

Chisato_official

Shut up!

Adorably lost and found

Guys you are being too nonchalant about this >.<

Adorably lost and found

Tae-chan is in actual danger now!

Girlfriend’s handler

@Fragile Ego this is actually in your jurisdiction this time babe

Uuhaha

BABE!

No moca no life

Sayo-san is babe 💀

Uuhaha

Screenshotted!!!

Fragile Ego

Rinko I beg you please don’t do me like this in public

Claustrophobic hoe

… In whatever other way you would want her to do you in public Sayo-san?

Beast Tamer

STOP!

Beast Tamer

Guys please can we not talk about SayoRinko doing things in public?

Beast Tamer

I have ptsd….

Hagu Hagumi

Don’t be a hater Tsugu

Perish the thoughts

That’s homophobic Tsugu let the lesbians speak

Yukina Imai

What is SayoRinko?

Yukina Imai

Why are their names so close to each other?

Yukina Imai

Where is the space?

Yukina’s rhodonite

That’s because they are just that close Yukina

Yukina Imai

Oh

Yukina Imai

We’re close too Lisa

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yes my love we’re YukiLisa

No moca no life

Lol did you give yourself a ship name?

Yukina Imai

Where is the rest of my name?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Reside in my heart, of course~

Choco Choco no mint

@Baby needs guardian O-Tae-chan are you still okay?

Choco Choco no mint

Saaya-chan just left to go find you

Untamed circus monkey

@Fragile Ego see onee-chan compared to other kids I’m practically a DELIGHT!

Untamed circus monkey

You should be glad to be stuck with me!

Girlfriend’s handler

Don’t disturb Sayo-chan please she has to come look into the trouble over there too

Impulse bread control

Okay update

Impulse bread control

Turned out they only wanted O-Tae’s signature

Impulse bread control

Said they are Popipa’s fans

No moca no life

Popipa has fans?

No moca no life

Shocked!

Popipa Pipopa!!

HEY!

Skepticism is a good look

Well that was anticlimatic

Skepticism is a good look

We thought she was about to die for real or something

Big Udagawa

@DoneTM you should thank your girlfriend for keeping your child safe

No moca no life

Yeah why is it Saaya is always the one putting effort into your relationship and not you?

DoneTM

I don’t know who that is

Poodle cuddle

??

Poodle cuddle

You don’t know who?

Impulse bread control

Arisa :((

DoneTM

Do you guys hear anything?

Impulse bread control

:(((((((((((

And if I ask for your hand?

I heard the heartbreaking sound of a maiden in distress!

And if I ask for your hand?

And I’m here to offer my service!

Skepticism is a good look

??

Claustrophobic hoe

Is this the divorce arc again? But with another couple this time?

What is a what?

Ohh we have fans??

What is a what?

Can I come see them too?!!

Fragile Ego

No Toyama-san class is about to start don’t go anywhere

Sparkling star

:((
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Demon Princess

Does anyone have answers to the english homework I can borrow?

Chisato_official

It is 11 pm!

Chisato_official

Some people are trying to sleep

No moca no life

You sleep at 11?

No moca no life

Lame

No moca no life

Grandma

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan is not lame!

No moca no life

Can you guys go back to breaking up with each other or something like that?

Chisato_official

……

Chisato_official

I hope there will be one day Ran finally realizes the horrible person you are and breaks up with you

Chisato_official

Laugh all you want Aoba-san

Chisato_official

Just know karma is a bitch

Perish the thoughts

Have you guys ever feared that your bad karma will affect the people around you so you decide to never get close to anyone?

Perish the thoughts

But it was hopeless to fight back those incessant need to be close to other people and then you get sucked into it afterwards?

Perish the thoughts

Desperate for some kind of human contact?

Perish the thoughts

Or was it just me?

DoneTM

What the…

Claustrophobic hoe

Man I just love these after 11pm existential crisis talk and casual trauma dumping

Fragile Ego

It’s not just you Okusawa-san

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan 🥺

Yukina’s rhodonite

Sayo I thought we have been over this?

Fiancee 1

No for real though

Fiancee 1

I totally get that

Fiancee 1

I used to think something was wrong with me that was why Hana-chan was taken away from my life when we were younger

Fiancee 1

As a punishment :((

Impulse bread control

……

Spread the love!

Bro

Spread the love!

Do you want a hug?

Best producer |

See I always know that girl was nothing but trouble all she brings are heartbreaks to our Layer!

Best fan <3

Chuchu-sama please go sleep you need to sleep more so you can be taller

Big Udagawa

True, I remember I did sleep a lot when I was younger

Big Udagawa

Ako didn’t and so here we are

Baby needs guardian

Lay

Fiancee 1

But now I have found you again my love!

Fiancee 1

So maybe that was not a punishment, but a test instead

Fiancee 1

For me to always find you in every situation that can be!

Fiancee 1

In every life

Adorably lost and found

Aww that’s so cute

Adorably lost and found

*note down a soulmate reincarnation au idea*

Fiancee 1

(Matsubara-san are you perhaps open to commission for that idea?)

Adorably lost and found

(Text me in DMs and we will talk)

Perish the thoughts

Huh

Perish the thoughts

That is a positive spin to it I guess

Perish the thoughts

Karma is a thing we conjure to fool ourselves and feed into the demons already festered inside our soul

Skepticism is a good look

….

Skepticism is a good look

Why does that sound like lyrics from one of Roselia’s songs….

Poodle cuddle

That’s so dark >.<

Skepticism is a good look

Exactly

Demon Princess

Guys!

Demon Princess

My english homework hello??

Demon Princess

It is due at 7 in the morning please anyone??

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Is it the translation homework Ako?

Demon Princess

Yeah it is so long!

Demon Princess

And google translate is shit

Popipa Pipopa!!!

I can give you my answer!

Demon Princess

Really?!! Thanks!

Fragile Ego

NO

Fragile Ego

That’s a violation of academic integrity

Fragile Ego

Udagawa-san do it yourself!

Demon Princess

But it is two pages long Sayo-san :((

_bushido!

English homework?

_bushido!

Would you mind letting me take a look at that?

Demon Princess

[image of two pages of English that needs translation.jpg]

_bushido!

Oh

_bushido!

No wonder Google translate is not good, this is a scientific text about ancient Japan history

Demon Princess

!!!

Demon Princess

You got all that?!

Demon Princess

What app did you use?

Girlfriend’s handler

Ako-chan Wakamiya-san is bilingual….

_bushido!

Trilingual actually!

_bushido!

I also speak bushido!

Perish the thoughts

Somehow I keep forgetting you’re half Finnish

_bushido!

It’s fine! It is nothing noteworthy anyway!

_bushido!

I want people to look at me and see a dedicated student of the traditional bushido arts instead!

Chisato_official

Just remember that giant height is because of her Finnish heritage

Perish the thoughts

But aren’t Kaoru-san and Tomoe-san tall too?

Big Udagawa

We’re built different :)

Big Udagawa

Also everyone is giant height to Chisato-san because she is just short

Fragile Ego

@Demon Princess Udagawa-san you have been silent for too long I hope you’re not copying Asahi-san’s answers!

Demon Princess

No Sayo-san I’m using speech to text and copy from Eve-chan’s explanation in our DM!

Fragile Ego

What that’s still plagiarism!

Demon Princess

Too late now ehehe and you’re also not our discipline committee head

What is a what?

@_bushido! can I come to you with my next English homework too?

_bushido!

Of course! Helping others is the pinnacle of samurai’s spirits!

No moca no life

Insert Arisa screaming at Kasumi any second now

No moca no life

…..

No moca no life

Hello?

Impulse bread control

Arisa is not here she is usually already asleep by this time

Impulse bread control

Except for when she is troubled or angry with something

DoneTM

Kasumi don’t bother other people to do your homework for you!

Impulse bread control

:((

What is a what?

But you won’t do them for me how am I supposed to get them done for the teachers?

DoneTM

Idk how about you do them yourself!

Perish the thoughts

Sometimes I think about when the seniors graduate and we will be left with this disproportionally high number of idiots on our hands…..

Hagu Hagumi

Think happy thoughts only Mi-kun!

No moca no life

You’re lucky you will still be blessed with my presence even then

Perish the thoughts

No

Chisato_official

No one would feel remotely close to any positive feeling with you around them Aoba-san!

No moca no life

You said

No moca no life

But remember my girlfriend never broke up with me before

No moca no life

While yours did because you were a dumbass

No moca no life

Mwahahaha

No moca no life

I’m pleasant to be around

Yukina’s rhodonite

Kinda true

Yukina’s rhodonite

I do feel like talking with Moca is fun

Yukina Imai

Lisa

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yukina please go to sleep you don’t have to be jealous of every single girl I talk about

Yukina’s rhodonite

I’m literally in bed with you rn

No moca no life

👀

Yukina Imai

Hmm okay

Spread the love!

[image of a big ass spider.jpg]

Spread the love!

Guys there is a spider inside my room right now what should I do?

No moca no life

Holy guacamoly that is a huge spider!

Spread the love!

Do you think it will like this pink shirt I knitted?

Spread the love!

I wanna give it my Michelle neso next week but well first come first serve ig

Yukina’s rhodonite

SPIDER!

Yukina’s rhodonite

KILL IT!

Claustrophobic hoe

Dude you live in the basement or something….

Fragile Ego

I was not even aware this type of spiders exist in Japan?!

Best fan <3

What in the world!

Best producer |

Masking!

Best producer |

Evacuate the place right now I will have someone come over with flamethrowers

Spread the love!

Oh

Spread the love!

Okay

Spread the love!

But where am I supposed to go?

Spread the love!

😔 in the middle of the night

Best producer |

You can come to my place!

Best fan <3

Ohhhh another sleepover?

Spread the love!

Cool I will pick Lock up on the way @Popipa Pipopa!!!

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Huh?

Fiancee 1

Nice

Fiancee 1

I can tell you guys the first time I ever laid my eyes upon my beloved

Best producer |

No one wants to hear that again!

Best producer |

You’re uninvited!

Baby needs guardian

Really? After my fiancee just poured her heart out about past traumas earlier and now her own band is rejecting her because of that?

Baby needs guardian

Clearly I’m the only one who knows how to treat her right

Fiancee 1

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fiancee 1

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Impulse bread control

??

Chisato_official

What is that? A cry for help?

Big Udagawa

No no Layer stay with us the world cannot lose a member of the Quintet

Fiancee 1

*sobbing* my love finally called me her fiancee after all this time

Fiancee 1

I can die a happy woman now

Perish the thoughts

Wish I can ever feel so happy I can die like that

Adorably lost and found

>.< please don’t die Misaki-chan

Perish the thoughts

Only for you Kanon

No moca no life

What is this sap go back to being depressed and traumatized and in doubt about your place in life like earlier

Chisato_official

Moca you have like one insult for everyone

Chisato_official

And that is attacking people about their healthy relationship

Chisato_official

That reeks of being extremely insecure about your own relationship

Chisato_official

Sus

No moca no life

Insult me all you want, just know that my relationship is stronger than yours can ever be

DoneTM

I wonder how being in a healthy relationship feels like

Claustrophobic hoe

??? hello?

Yukina’s rhodonite

What the

Impulse bread control

Baby please

Impulse bread control

Stop ignoring me 🥺

DoneTM

Hmm

DoneTM

Think I just heard some winds from outside

DoneTM

Anyway good night everyone except for all the dumbasses that get on my nerves

Skepticism is a good look

You have to be specific about that

Skepticism is a good look

You’re angry at so many people here at least once before

Uuhaha

What is this why do non-single people keep fighting after one another??

Hagu Hagumi

That’s why being singer is the best approach

Hagu Hagumi

*single

No moca no life

Let's blame Sayo-san for that

Girlfriend’s handler

?

Fragile Ego

Excuse me what did I do??

No moca no life

The first to start this whole chain of “being so stupid that my girlfriend is mad at me” of course

Chisato_official

Come up with new ways of insulting people Moca

No moca no life

I will once you come up with some other personality other than simping over Aya-san nonstop

No moca no life

Girl you literally have a whole channel for posting your reactions to Aya-san’s youtube videos 💀

Poodle cuddle

What??

Chisato_official

That is private how the heck you know about it?!!

Chisato_official

NO

Chisato_official

I mean there is no such thing

Chisato_official

Who is the admin of this server can I request the admin role for a second??

No moca no life

Lol to delete the incriminating message?

No moca no life

And suck to be you I’m the admin god of this server :)

Best fan <3

WHERE and HOW can I access that channel??

No moca no life

You call yourself a Pasupare fan and don’t know about its existence?

No moca no life

Shame

Fragile Ego

Everyone please it is 2 am already go to sleep all of you

Fragile Ego

We have class tomorrow

Big Udagawa

No wait this is just getting good

Fragile Ego

Sleep! Now!

Big Udagawa

You’re not the boss of me

Fragile Ego

No but I’m the sister of your student council president

Untamed circus monkey

That she is!

Untamed circus monkey

Go to sleep Tomoe-chan!

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Big Udagawa

A curious question

Big Udagawa

Who is the best student in here?

Big Udagawa

Like

Big Udagawa

We all know Hina is the best in our school

Big Udagawa

But what about Hanasakigawa?

Fragile Ego

Why do you need to know?

Perish the thoughts

Arisa

Perish the thoughts

Easy question

Perish the thoughts

Next

Impulse bread control

My girlfriend has consistently been the top of the class since middle school ^^

DoneTM

No

Impulse bread control

:((( babe

DoneTM

No Saaya

No moca no life

Definitely not Chisato-san lmao

Chisato_official

…..Why must you keep insisting on picking fights???

Chisato_official

I didn’t even do anything to you!

No moca no life

But is it wrong though?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Moca behave

Skepticism is a good look

It is not like you’re one to talk Moca

No moca no life

Nah I’m smart I’m just lazy

No moca no life

I’m very quick at math

Chisato_official

Really?

Chisato_official

What is 12 x 384?

No moca no life

345

Claustrophobic hoe

……

Fragile Ego

That is not even close!

No moca no life

But it was quick though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Demon Princess

Can we talk about something else??

Demon Princess

I thought this was a safe space??

Demon Princess

Who decided to bring math into this??????

Perish the thoughts

Your sister

No moca no life

Funny how there is always someone to bring down the average intelligence in a band down

No moca no life

In the case of Chisato-san, both intelligence and height

Poodle cuddle

>.< Please stop picking fights with Chisato-chan

Baby needs guardian

At least Arisa only brings our height down

Baby needs guardian

Average smart level up

Best fan <3

Chuchu-sama is the same too!

Perish the thoughts

Meanwhile Kaoru is the opposite….

Impulse bread control

Misaki please Haruhapi only has one braincell and we all know that is not you

No moca no life

Afterglow has the most braincells here can’t deny that

Fragile Ego

Hey!

Yukina’s rhodonite

That is not true!

Big Udagawa

Kinda true

Big Udagawa

You guys have Yukina-san

Yukina Imai

Fact

Yukina Imai

I don’t have any braincell

Yukina Imai

Lisa is the smart one between us

What is a what?

Good morning Yukina-senpai!

Yukina Imai

Good morning my child

Untamed circus monkey

Onee-chan is the smart one between us!

Untamed circus monkey

She has the most braincells here!!

Perish the thoughts

Huh

Perish the thoughts

Is that so

Perish the thoughts

Why Arisa told me Rinko-senpai is the one with the highest score among the senior class?

Fragile Ego

She is

DoneTM

Yes

Big Udagawa

That is kinda expected Rinko-san is the top in the relationship

Girlfriend’s handler

(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

Uuhaha

It is always the keyboardist!

Uuhaha

Tsugu-chan is the smart one among us too!

Chisato_official

Hmmmm

Best fan <3

That does not apply to us!

Best fan <3

Chuchu-same is the best ❤️

Spread the love!

Pareo aren’t you the top of your class too?

No moca no life

Lmao no wonder Haruhapi has no braincell

Perish the thoughts

……

Adorably lost and found

……

Big Udagawa

So if being a keyboardist means being smart

Big Udagawa

What about us other ppl?

Yukina’s rhodonite

Now I’m curious too~

No moca no life

Oh Lisa-chi, bassists are easy

No moca no life

Simp

No moca no life

Just one defining trait honestly

Chisato_official

That is not true!

No moca no life

Isn’t it?

Fiancee 1

…….

Choco Choco no mint

……

Claustrophobic hoe

…That is kinda true though Chisato-san

No moca no life

Chisato-san, Lisa-chi, Rimi, Layer-san, Hi-chan can any of you deny it??

No moca no life

Idk how Hagu-chin fits in but my point still stands

Perish the thoughts

Ngl that is pretty accurate….

Chisato_official

What about the guitarists then??

Chisato_official

I refuse to believe our personality is defined by our instrument!

Beast Tamer

Shouldn’t it be the other way around?

Beast Tamer

Ppl with specific personality navigate toward some specific instrument?

Claustrophobic hoe

Guitarists huh

Baby needs guardian

Dumb of mind, thick of ass

Perish the thoughts

WTF

Fragile Ego

???????

DoneTM

O-TAE!

Skepticism is a good look

I just snorted apple juice out of my nose….

Big Udagawa

And you didn’t offer us any?

Big Udagawa

Apple juice that is

Big Udagawa

Not the stuff you snorted out of your nose…

Chisato_official

That is appalling!

Claustrophobic hoe

Wait let see

Claustrophobic hoe

Guitarists include Tae-san, Sayo-san, Hina-san, Kaoru-san, Moca-san, Lock-san

Impulse bread control

…that is not a good thing to say about yourself O-Tae

Baby needs guardian

No, I have the thick abs

Baby needs guardian

Kasumi can have the other first half

Demon Princess

Wait why does this make sense

Yukina’s rhodonite

Except for Lock, it does~

Popipa Pipopa!!!

……… >.<

Fragile Ego

Excuse me I object to this!!!??

Baby needs guardian

Overruled

Perish the thoughts

Doesn’t Yukina-san play the guitar too? Maybe you guys can share like Popipa

Yukina Imai

No thanks

Yukina Imai

Sayo can be both dumb of mind and thick of ass

Fragile Ego

Stop saying that!!!

Untamed circus monkey

It’s okay onee-chan we can be together!

Fragile Ego

…..

Fragile Ego

I have decided to pass away

Fragile Ego

I no longer exist

Skepticism is a good look

That does not apply to us either

No moca no life

Yeah the only thick thing I have is a thick stack of Yamabuki bread coupons~

Impulse bread control

….

Perish the thoughts

So the dumb part is alright with you??

No moca no life

If that puts me on the same smart level as Sayo-san and Hina-san sure why not

Untamed circus monkey

Yay!

Fragile Ego

No not yay

What if I ask for your hand?

Bonjour everyone~

Untamed circus monkey

Hey Kaoru join us! All of us can be dumb together!

Fragile Ego

NO

What if I ask for your hand?

How riveting!

Fragile Ego

@Girlfriend’s handler help me!

Claustrophobic hoe

…that is the wrong person to call for help Sayo-san…

Big Udagawa

Yeah isn’t she one thristing over your abs every day?

Girlfriend’s handler

Uhhhh

Girlfriend’s handler

☆⌒(> _ <)

No moca no life

Face it Sayo-san, every relationship has a smart person and her stupid girlfriend

No moca no life

Except Ran and me of course~

Claustrophobic hoe

What does that make me then?

Big Udagawa

Your gf is a keyboardist so of course she is the smart one

Big Udgawa

You can figure out the rest

Spread the love!

@Best producer | Lucky for you you and Pareo are not dating yet =))

Spread the love!

Preserve those braincells

Poodle cuddle

…Does that mean dating a keyboardist makes your intelligence plummet?

Impulse bread control

Can confirm

Impulse bread control

My brain stops working whenever I’m with Arisa ❤️

DoneTM

Just stop no amount of grovelling can get you out of that Saaya

Impulse bread control

🥺 🥺 🥺

No moca no life

Being drummers is suffering then

No moca no life

Saaya just quite literally confirms this

Perish the thoughts

….

Perish the thoughts

I feel like I should argue against this

Big Udagawa

Dude Kanon-san is the only braincell holder in your group

Big Udagawa

She IS suffering

Demon Princess

Wait onee-chan but we’re not suffering!

Baby needs guardian

Nah you two are single

Baby needs guardian

That is enough suffering

Big Udagawa

???

Demon Princess

HEY?! I don’t need to be in a relationship!

Choco Choco no mint

O-Tae-chan that is not nice….

Chisato_official

Being single is not equivalent to suffering!

No moca no life

Really? You didn’t suffer when you were single after Aya-san broke up with you a while ago?

Chisato_official

…….

_bushido!

Stop bringing up unpleasant memories for Chisato-san!

_bushido!

She made another therapist quit during that time!

Poodle cuddle

*pat pat Chisato-chan*

Skepticism is a good look

Don’t all the drummers have very niche interests?

Skepticism is a good look

I know Tomoe likes the Taiko drum

_bushido!

Maya-san is good with it too!

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Masking-san likes both the Taiko drums and ramen….

Perish the thoughts

But Kanon doesn’t like either of those

Claustrophobic hoe

Isn’t she into fanfic writing?

Claustrophobic hoe

That is about as niche as it can get

Impulse bread control

Nah Arisa is into bonsai (very niche) too but she is not a drummer

Impulse bread control

Many of us here have weird interests to be honest

Yukina’s rhodonite

Are you calling your girlfriend weird?

Impulse bread control

Nope I’m calling her unique!

No moca no life

Nice save

Chisato_official

So no common trait for drummers then

Chisato_official

What about vocalists?

No moca no life

Bipolar

Impulse bread control

???

Perish the thoughts

What?

What is a what?

What does bipolar mean?

Fragile Ego

Elaborate please

Yukina Imai

I am bipolar?

Yukina’s rhodonite

No Yukina you’re not

No moca no life

Nah, more like polar opposite

No moca no life

Kasumi: cheerful

No moca no life

Minato-san: brooding

No moca no life

Aya-san: cheerful

No moca no life

Ran: brooding

No moca no life

Kokoro: cheerful

No moca no life

Layer: brooding

No moca no life

It’s either one way or another

No moca no life

There is no in-between :))

Yukina Imai

But I’m not brooding?

Yukina’s rhodonite

You are, baby

Chisato_official

…why does this sound like you have thought about this before Moca

No moca no life

I have

Skepticism is a good look

Can’t believe I’m dating you

No moca no life

You and Minato-san can have a brooding contest Ran and none of us here knows who will win

Fragile Ego

Instead of bipolar, I believe the word you’re looking for in this scenario is “extremist” Aoba-san

Claustrophobic hoe

Doesn’t that just apply to politics?

Chisato_official

It’s close enough ig

Best fan <3

Layer-san should be the in-between

Fiancee 1

I don’t mind being broody sometimes :))

Baby needs guardian

But you’re not

Fiancee 1

Yes my love I’m not

No moca no life

Nah Layer-san is a simp based on her bass

Perish the thoughts

What about us DJs?

No moca no life

None

No moca no life

No one cares about you and Chuchu

Best producer |

HEY!

Big Udagawa

Should have gone with a keyboard then Misaki

Big Udagawa

You could have been smart instead of having no personality

Perish the thoughts

….

Perish the thoughts

Solitary and outcast then

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Hagu Hagumi

So, in light of all the simps’ argument here that they are not, in fact, the simp ones in their relationships

Hagu Hagumi

We, the Collective Singles, have devised a contest for the non-simp members

Fragile Ego

????

Fragile Ego

What the heck is this??

Choco Choco no mint

Uhm Sayo-senpai we have been informed that this does not fall into school activities

Choco Choco no mint

So we don’t need your permission to hold this contest…..

No moca no life

Nah Sayo-san is just angry that people dare to think they can compete with her for the most simp person here

Big Udagawa

Ohh

Big Udagawa

You’re not actually in our target group Sayo-san

Big Udagawa

This is only for the people currently dating bassists

Big Udagawa

The “supposedly” simps

Yukina Imai

Not that Sayo can win against me anyway

Chisato_official

???

Fragile Ego

Excuse me??

What is a what?

Yay Yukina-senpai!

What is a what?

We’re rooting for you!

Yukina Imai

Please, Lisa and I are literally soulmates

Yukina Imai

You and Rinko need a few more decades to catch up to us

Fragile Ego

!!!

No moca no life

Dissing the competition already

No moca no life

I’m in!

No moca no life

Ran go win this for us @Skepticism is a good look

Skepticism is a good look

??? Why me?

No moca no life

Cause I’m bored

Fragile Ego

The strength of a relationship does not depend on the time it has spanned, Minato-san

Yukina Imai

Yeah keep telling yourself that

Yukina’s rhodonite

Guys!

Fragile Ego

…..

Fragile Ego

Just so you wait Minato-san!

Perish the thoughts

Some days I wonder how Roselia lasts this long without breaking up

Baby needs guardian

Miracle of life

Fiancee 1

My love!

Fiancee 1

I will win this for us!

Fiancee 1

To show my devotion to you!

Baby needs guardian

Okay

Demon Princess

Wait Layer-san you can’t!

Demon Princess

It’s for non-bassist members only!

No moca no life

A simp contest for the non-simp people huh

Perish the thoughts

What’s next? A math contest for the non-math people?

Claustrophobic hoe

Oh no PLEASE NO!

Claustrophobic hoe

NEVER!

Fiancee 1

What about couples without a bassist?

Fiancee 1

Can they join?

Hagu Hagumi

They can choose which person they would like to join I guess

Fiancee 1

Then I am a vocalist, just like Minato-san

Big Udagawa

…….

Best producer |

Layer! Who allows you to join this stupid contest???

Fiancee 1

@Yukina Imai

Yukina Imai

?

Yukina Imai

Is there a problem Chiyu?

Best producer |

Yes!

Best producer |

I don’t like you and your people!

Spread the love!

All the more reason to let Layer join, isn’t it?

Spread the love!

Maybe we can actually beat Roselia this time

Best producer |

What do you mean this time???

Impulse bread control

@DoneTM babe do you want us to join too?

DoneTM

Do whatever you want, I don’t care

Impulse bread control

:(( You don’t care about your girlfriend anymore?

DoneTM

OH so you still remember you’re my girlfriend?!

DoneTM

Should have thought about that before you fucking broke my trust!

Impulse bread control

I apologized already… what else do you want me to do?

Baby needs guardian

@What is a what @Choco Choco no mint our parents are fighting

What is a what?

Please don’t fight :((

DoneTM

You stay out of this!

DoneTM

Kasumi you’re to blame as much as Saaya!

DoneTM

HOW DARE YOU TWO DID THIS TO ME!

No moca no life

(Did Kasumi finally manage to snatch someone’s girlfriend?)

Claustrophobic hoe

(Seems that way)

Hagu Hagumi

(A homewrecker among us?)
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Support group]

Skepticism is a good look

Saaya, are you and Arisa alright?

Skepticism is a good look

What happened?

Fragile Ego

Is there anything we can help?

Fragile Ego

Ichigaya-san does look pretty upset these past couple of days

Chisato_official

I’m willing to give you the benefit of the doubt that you didn’t actually cheat on her

Best fan <3

Cheating is bad :((

Best fan <3

We don't condone cheating here

Impulse bread control

NO

Impulse bread control

Of course, I would never!

Impulse bread control

I just

Skepticism is a good look

Just what?

Fragile Ego

It’s okay if you don’t want to talk to us, it’s still your private life after all

Impulse bread control

Yeah so

Impulse bread control

You guys know how Arisa is close to her grandma right?

Impulse bread control

The first time I met her grandma, she made me promise to ask for any embarrassing stuff from her childhood

Impulse bread control

But

Impulse bread control

There are baby pictures…..

Impulse bread control

I’m only human! How am I supposed to resist seeing Arisa’s baby pictures!

Impulse bread control

So Kasumi helped me distract Arisa long enough for me to ask her grandma for them….

Impulse bread control

Well then you can guess the rest…

Chisato_official

Baby pictures do sound cute

Chisato_official

I wanna see Aya-chan’s too

Best fan <3

I would KILL for them!!!

Skepticism is a good look

Being childhood friends has its perks I suppose

Skepticism is a good look

I don’t need Moca’s baby pictures, because I was already there

Fragile Ego

I think Ichigaya-san simply needs time to cool off, Yamabuki-san

Impulse bread control

You think so?

Fragile Ego

Yes

Fragile Ego

Though I do feel envious of your close relationship with your girlfriend’s family

Fragile Ego

I don’t know my girlfriend’s, so even though I do want to see her baby pictures there is no way for me to ask for them

Chisato_official

Same here

Skepticism is a good look

You guys never met your girlfriend’s parents?

Chisato_official

…Only in professional capacity

Chisato_official

I did see them in meetings before

Fragile Ego

That’s better than me, I literally don’t know anything about Rinko’s parents…

Impulse bread control

*pat pat* all in due time, Sayo-san Chisato-senpai

Fragile Ego

Oh god what if they hate me??

Fragile Ego

I would have to leave town, go to Mount Fuji and lead a life of isolation and loneliness in a cave with only alpacas for company!

Best fan <3

Alpacas are so adorable though!

Skepticism is a good look

Why alpacas???

Chisato_official

Do we even have alpacas in Japan?

Impulse bread control

I might join you on the mountain soon, Sayo-senpai

Impulse bread control

At this rate
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Fragile Ego

I will do my best in this competition

Fragile Ego

So my girlfriend’s parents know I’m serious about her

Girlfriend’s handler

???

Fiancee 1

Me too

Fiancee 1

I have things to prove

Yukina Imai

I have a score to settle

Yukina’s rhodonite

With who Yukina?!!

Yukina Imai

With Mitake-san

Skepticism is a good look

??? I didn’t even do anything to you??

Untamed circus monkey

ONEE-CHAN YOU’RE COMPETING??

Untamed circus monkey

I WANT IN TOO!

Big Udagawa

Remember it’s about your GIRLFRIEND! Not your SISTER Hina-senpai!

Untamed circus monkey

Sure!

Untamed circus monkey

@Beast Tamer Tsugu I will win this for us!

Beast Tamer

Even against Sayo-san?

Untamed circus monkey

…..

Perish the thoughts

Do I want to be in this mess…..

Adorably lost and found

You can do it Misaki-chan!

Perish the thoughts

….Guess that answers the question

Baby needs guardian

Literally no one cared about you, you drew attention to yourself

No moca no life

At least being a simp is better than having no personality

Demon Princess

Sign up in this link here everyone!
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Live stream channel]

Demon Princess

Please welcome back the Live stream channel!

Demon Princess

It has been a long time

Popipa Pipopa!!!

H…Hi everyone…

Hagu Hagumi

HELLO!

Hagu Hagumi

We are here because the usual commentators have girlfriends in the contest

Hagu Hagumi

So they’re busy cheering them on

Demon Princess

Or glaring at them in anger and betrayal, as in Arisa-chan’s case

Hagu Hagumi

First let’s welcome the judges, aka the representatives from the Collective Singles

Choco Choco no mint

Good morning

What is a what?

HI!

Big Udagawa

Hey Ako!

And if I ask for your hand?

Bonjour, precious little kittens~

Best producer |

It’s not like I want to be here!

Demon Princess

Then why are you here??

Best producer |

I’m only doing this for Lock!

Spread the love!

Nah she is trying to determine, again, what makes Ran Mitake the only person Yukina-san considers her rival

Hagu Hagumi

She has a girlfriend to be in this contest

Spread the love!

I see

Spread the love!

Everyday the gap between you and Ran Mitake gets bigger, Chuchu

Best producer |

No one asks you Masking!

Demon Princess

And here come the contestants!

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Uhm… we have Saaya-san, Ran-san, Yukina-san, Sayo-san, Aya-san, Eve-san, Misaki-san, Hina-san, and Layer-san

Uuhaha

Sayo-san!!!

Uuhaha

Misaki-san!!!

Demon Princess

Why are you cheering for them?

No moca no life

Girls with abs

No moca no life

Her weakness

Hagu Hagumi

And joining us here on the podium are the girlfriends

Hagu Hagumi

Any word of encouragement, girlfriends?

Chisato_official

Do your best, Aya-chan^^

Yukina’s rhodonite

Yukina please DO NOT PHYSICALLY ASSAULT ANYONE down there

Adorably lost and found

It’s alright Lisa-chan we have medics here

Yukina’s rhodonite

NO!

No moca no life

Lisa-chi just proved, again, that Minato-san is the most unhinged person here

No moca no life

Maybe she can join Haruhapi instead

Best producer |

What a stupid person!

Claustrophobic hoe

I have confiscated my girlfriend’s sword this time

Claustrophobic hoe

To avoid what happened last time

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Much appreciated, Maya-san….

Hagu Hagumi

Okay! The format of the contest today will have two rounds

Hagu Hagumi

First round is the general questions for all contestants

Hagu Hagumi

Second round is more specific questions for each person

Hagu Hagumi

All clear?

Fragile Ego

Yes

Impulse bread control

I understand

Impulse bread control

If I win this thing for us, Arisa will you stop being mad at me? :((((

Skepticism is a good look

Proceed

Choco Choco no mint

Wait! You guys have to sign these agreements first

Choco Choco no mint

Both the contestants and the girlfriends, to make sure you don’t lie about the correct answers

Chisato_official

….Why does mine have “In the event you lie, you have to relinquish your soul and your firstborn child”????

_bushido!

Guys! Hina-san just fainted next to me!

DoneTM

Medics!

Fragile Ego

What happened???

Beast Tamer

…Her agreement has “In the event you lie, may lightning strike your onee-chan dead”…

No moca no life

Rip

Demon Princess

The agreements are tailored to each person!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Is that why Yukina has “may you develop an allergy to cats” ??

And if I ask for your hand?

These vows are even more sacred than swearing upon the Holy Bible

And if I ask for your hand?

Such admirable commitment
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Live stream channel]

Hagu Hagumi

Okay, let the first round begin!

Popipa Pipopa!!!

First question everyone, what is your girlfriend’s favorite food?

Skepticism is a good look

Well that is easy, melon bread

No moca no life

Woman after my heart~

Fiancee 1

Hamburg steak!

Impulse bread control

My girlfriend likes almost anything I make her but her most favorite is Anmitsu

Untamed circus monkey

Tsugu’s fav food is her family restaurant's seasonal fruit cake!

Untamed circus monkey

And onee-chan’s is fried fries!

Big Udagawa

Once again, only answer questions about your girlfriend!

Untamed circus monkey

:((

Girlfriend’s handler

It’s okay Udagawa-san please let Hina-san speak

Girlfriend’s handler

Don’t mind me here taking notes (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ

Fragile Ego

Rinko if you want to know things about me, you can just ask me?

Hagu Hagumi

Contestants stay focused!

Hagu Hagumi

Sayo-senpai do you know what is your girlfriend’s favorite food?

Fragile Ego

Of course I know!

Fragile Ego

Rinko likes warm milk

No moca no life

‘BZZZTT’ wrong answer!

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Moca-san you’re not allowed to press it, the buzzer is for the judges only >.<

Fragile Ego

WHAT?

Big Udagawa

Sayo-san that is a drink not a food

What is a what?

Disqualified!

Fragile Ego

I object!

Baby needs guardian

Overruled. Next

Perish the thoughts

(Phew not me almost say tea…)

_bushido!

Maya-san likes veggie sticks!

Demon Princess

Appalling!

Demon Princess

But correct

Claustrophobic hoe

They are good for your health

Perish the thoughts

Can snakes counted as a food?

What is a what?

Snakes?

Chisato_official

What??

And if I ask for your hand?

‘BZZZTT’ That, my dear Misaki, is not the correct answer

Best producer |

Who the heck eat snakes??

Perish the thoughts

NO!

Perish the thoughts

Typo! I meant snacks!

And if I ask for your hand?

Oh

Big Udagawa

Accepted then

Fragile Ego

Why does this not count as a wrong answer???

Fragile Ego

What typo?! We are live!

Big Udagawa

People here just don’t like you, Sayo-san

Fragile Ego

Well I don’t like you guys too!

Girlfriend’s handler

Even me?

Girlfriend’s handler

:(

Fragile Ego

No not you!

Fragile Ego

I love you

Choco Choco no mint

I have been delegated to inform you, Sayo-senpai and Rinko-senpai, that you are forbidden to talk for the rest of the contest

Choco Choco no mint

You’re stealing too much airtime

Big Udagawa

I'm turning off your mics

Chisato_official

The Hikawas being self-centered why am I not surprised

Untamed circus monkey

No onee-chan :(((

Yukina Imai

Lisa’s favorite food is me

Yukina’s rhodonite

YUKINA!

Adorably lost and found

>.<

No moca no life

Every day the most serious people here reach a new low

Baby needs guardian

Really? Right in front of my salad?

Baby needs guardian

[Picture of salad.jpg]

Big Udagawa

*clutching my metaphorical pearls and covering my baby sister’s innocent eyes*

Demon Princess

Yukina-san is food?

Girlfriend's handler

No Ako-chan she is not (# ̄ω ̄)

Chisato_official

One day!

Chisato_official

Please Minato-san just stop being thirsty on main for one day!

Hagu Hagumi

‘BZZZTT’ Answer not accepted!

Choco Choco no mint

Aya-san you’re the only one left

Poodle cuddle

Oh!

Poodle cuddle

Chisato-chan likes ceviches!

Chisato_official

That I do <3

Poodle cuddle

^^

What is a what?

What is ceviches?

Spread the love!

Basically raw seafood served with juice

Choco Choco no mint

So with that, we have two couples eliminated in the first question

Best producer |

Both are from Roselia!

Best producer |

Mwhahahahahaha!

Yukina Imai

You guys just don’t know Lisa like I do

No moca no life

Clearly

Claustrophobic hoe

No doubt

Perish the thoughts

And I’m sure we don’t want to

Big Udagawa

Yeah, stay away from us
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Fragile Ego

Do you think your parents will be disappointed with me?

Girlfriend’s handler

?

Girlfriend’s handler

( ◡‿◡ )

Girlfriend’s handler

They won’t, Sayo-chan

Girlfriend’s handler

Would you like to ask them yourself?

Fragile Ego

NO!

Girlfriend’s handler

No?

Fragile Ego

No...

Fragile Ego

I don't want to live with alpacas...

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Live stream channel]

Hagu Hagumi

Moving on

Hagu Hagumi

Your girlfriend's favorite vacation place

Hagu Hagumi

Go

Fiancee 1

Disneyland

Demon Princess

!!!!!!

Demon Princess

Ako want to go to Disneyland too!

Girlfriend’s handler

…We can go next year Ako-chan ヽ(・∀・)ノ

Demon Princess

We can???

No moca no life

Who let Rinko-san speak?

Skepticism is a good look

….Moca that’s rude

Big Udagawa

No fr didn’t I turn your and Sayo-san’s mics off?

Yukina Imai

I turned them back on

Yukina Imai

We are trying this thing in Roselia where no one’s voice get smothered

Yukina Imai

Equal contribution and such

Chisato_official

And how is that working out with Sayo-san in your band?

Hagu Hagumi

#abolishthetynnary

Claustrophobic hoe

#abolishthetynnary

Uuhaha

#abolishthetynnary

Fragile Ego

…….

Fragile Ego

At this point I’m not even saying anything and still get attacked

Baby needs guardian

Kys

Baby needs guardian

Cancel yourself

No moca no life

#cancelsayo2025

Chisato_official

#cancelsayo2025

Poodle cuddle

So much hate :((

Fragile Ego

…you know what maybe I will

Untamed circus monkey

WTF

Untamed circus monkey

NO ONEE-CHAN DON’T LISTEN TO THEM

Untamed circus monkey

THOSE PEASANTS!

Untamed circus monkey

WORTHLESS

Untamed circus monkey

LOSERS

Untamed circus monkey

MONGRELS!

Untamed circus monkey

THEY LITERALLY HAVE NO BRAIN WE’RE THE SMART ONES HERE

Perish the thoughts

…someone silence her please I’m getting headache looking at the messages

Beast Tamer

Hina-senpai please calm down >.<

Untamed circus monkey

NO FUCK ALL OF YOU AND YOUR LIVESTOCK COMPLACENCY!!

Choco Choco no mint

Livestock complacency?

Untamed circus monkey

I AM BRINGING MY ONEE-CHAN BACK TO OUR HOME AND PAMPER HER!

Untamed circus monkey

Not fuck you though Rinko-chan Tsugu-chan you love my sister and I love you two for that!

Girlfriend’s handler

(*^‿^*)

Beast Tamer

.....

Untamed circus monkey

The rest of you go die in a ditch!

Untamed circus monkey

I’m canceling all school club budgets first thing tomorrow!

Perish the thoughts

Joke on you most of us don’t even belong to your clubs

Yukina’s rhodonite

No wait what the heck I didn’t even do anything??

Untamed circus monkey

YOU LAUGH

Claustrophobic hoe

\(〇_o)/

_bushido!

I didn’t laugh!

Untamed circus monkey

YOU EXIST

Popipa Pipopa!!!

Wait Hina-san you haven’t answered the question yet!

Uuhaha

No Hikawas please come back!

Perish the thoughts

Well bye I guess

Uuhaha

We’re sorry it was all Moca

No moca no life

What is this SLANDER I barely spoke a word

Speard the love!

Give it up she is already halfway back to her house

Demon Princess

[Picture of Hina princess carry a protesting Sayo down the stage.jpg]

Big Udagawa

….

Big Udagawa

Why does that seem kinda…

Best fan <3

Oh to be Sayo-san!

Chisato_official

A drama queen?

No moca no life

Hated by the people?

Hagu Hagumi

A fragile snowflake?

Yukina Imai

Stupid with air for brain, aggressive, territorial, disagreeable, stubborn, a pitiful existence?

Perish the thoughts

What the heck

What is a what?

?? So many new words slow down I can’t keep up :((

Yukina Imai

YUKINA

Girlfriend’s handler

Yukina-san!

No moca no life

Lol screenshotted!

Skepticism is a good look

….I feel like we have derailed from what we’re here to do

Yukina Imai

…sorry I got swept along

Girlfriend’s handler

Apology not accepted ヽ(`⌒´メ)ノ

Yukina’s rhodonite

Someone please change the subject before our band gets broken up again!

Impulse bread control

Arisa’s favorite vacation place is Hokkaido

Yukina’s rhodonite

Thank you!

Fiancee 1

(Hey Chuchu this is our chance to break Roselia for good)

Spread the love!

(That is evil)

Fiancee 1

(Well my beloved likes me being a bit delinquent so I’m trying very hard….)

Skepticism is a good look

Why are you with someone who makes you a worse version of yourself??

Skepticism is a good look

Anyway Moca’s favorite place to visit is her bed

_bushido!

Omg no way that’s Maya-san’s fav place too!

Skepticism is a good look

???

Skepticism is a good look

My girlfriend's bed?

Claustrophobic hoe

What no!

Claustrophobic hoe

My own bed!

And if I ask for your hand?

‘BZZZTT’ You’re out dear Eve-chan, should have been clearer with your answer

_bushido!

:(((((

No moca no life

I, Moca Aoba, has surpassed Kasumi as the rizz master of the chat

Chisato_official

When hell freezes over maybe

No moca no life

Yeah sure inform me when you go there after you die

Chisato_official

Bitch I’m not going to hell after I die

Chisato_official

I will stay here and haunt you for the rest of your pathetic life!

No moca no life

What can I say, girls are just obsessed with me

Perish the thoughts

That does not sound very enticing…

Demon Princess

Answer the question Misaki!

Perish the thoughts

What is the question again *sweating*?

Chisato_official

What are Sayo-san’s flaws

Beast Tamer

NO we’re moving past that!

Perish the thoughts

She has a scary face?

Yukina's rhodonite

No, about what your favorite girlfriend’s vacation place

Claustrophobic hoe

Favorite girlfriend?

Big Udagawa

You have more than one?

Perish the thoughts?

I do?

Claustrophobic hoe

Bro we’re asking you??

Adorably lost and found

You have another girlfriend Misaki-chan?

Perish the thoughts

Not that I know of??

No moca no life

That doesn’t sound too sure

No moca no life

#cancelmisaki2025

Chisato_official

#cancelmocaallyears

What is a what?

Are we trying to gaslight Misaki-chan?

Perish the thoughts

WHAT?

Uuhaha

Omg Kasumi-chan is so smart I love you ❤️

Big Udagawa

???

DoneTM

Kasumi you don’t even know what gaslight is!

What is a what?

I do! I have been learning new words online!

Impulse bread control

Wait Arisa why are you talking to Kasumi but not me??

DoneTM

Oh so now I need your permission to talk to people?!

Impulse bread control

No I just…

Perish the thoughts

Kanon-san loves to visit Kyoto

Poodle cuddle!

….Sorry Chisato-chan I have been wracking my brain but I can’t remember your fav place to go :(((

Hagu Hagumi

You’re out!

Demon Princess

‘BZZZTT’

Chisato_official

It’s okay my favorite place in the world is anywhere with you

Poodle cuddle

❤️❤️❤️❤️

No moca no life

I vomited in my mouth

Chisato_official

Die
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Support group]

Impulse bread control

Sad

Fragile Ego

Sad

Impulse bread control

Life sucks

Fragile Ego

Life sucks

Chisato_official

You both kinda deserve it though

Best fan <3

What Chisato-san said

Skepticism is a good look

Hello I thought this is a support group???
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Live stream channel]

Skepticism is a good look

You know what Moca I’m pulling out of this competition

No moca no life

What why??

Skepticism is a good look

It does not seem to be good for people

Skepticism is a good look

Cause strains in relationships

Skepticism is a good look

Chaotic

Baby needs guardian

Isn’t that literally what the state this server is always in?

Spread the love!

Yeah

Yukina’s rhodonite

Aww is the heat of the competition getting too intense for you dear Ran-chan~

Yukina Imai

Coward

Skepticism is a good look

Nah I just need to keep my mental health in check to deal with Moca

Poodle cuddle

Awww

DoneTM

That sounds concerning actually

No moca no life

No that’s Ran knowing where her boundary is

No moca no life

I’m always a priority to her~

Skepticism is a good look

That you are

Chisato_official

I vomited in my mouth

No moca no life

Funny you would say that

No moca no life

You’re just jealous of our healthy relationship

Fiancee 1

…You have a strange definition of healthy

No moca no life

Hey we try to improve ourselves to fit each other better

No moca no life

While your fiancee is making you turn into a worse version of yourself

No moca no life

And the rest here are scrambling in dirt begging for their girlfriend’s attention

Perish the thoughts

…….

Impulse bread control

……

Fiancee 1

……

Demon Princess

Alright, we accept your resignation Ran-san!

And if I ask for your hand?

Duly noted

Yukina Imai

I don’t

Yukina Imai

Mitake-san I don’t understand why you’re giving up on your goal just because things are hard

Big Udagawa

Yukina-san being the main chaos enabler in the chat: Episode 99

Hagu Hagumi

Yukina-san being attention whore: Episode 99

What is a what?

I see a new word!

DoneTM

No tf UNLEARN THAT RIGHT NOW

Skepticism is a good look

Sometimes the journey along the way is more important, Minato-san

Yukina Imai

Hmmm I suppose

Best producer |

What are you guys talking about??

Best producer |

Hey!

Best producer |

It is not polite to keep ppl out of the loop!!!

Best producer |

Hello?!!

No moca no life

Scrambling in dirt begging for their crush’s attention: Exhibit A
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Cubed in-laws probation]

Perish the thoughts

Do you think we are scrambling in dirt begging for our crush’s attention?

Fiancee 1

We absolutely are

Perish the thoughts

….kay
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses –Live stream channel]

Choco Choco no mint

With only three contestants left, we now move to the second section

Choco Choco no mint

Tailored question for each couple

Demon Princess

Beware! It is getting harder ehehehehe

Big Udagawa

Stop it Ako your laugh sounds like a demented person

Baby needs guardian

But like, in a good way or a bad way?

Perish the thoughts

There is a good way to being a demented person??

Baby needs guardian

There is

Untamed circus monkey

Everyone here is a demented person!

Beast Tamer

Hey Hina-senpai!

Fragile Ego

Ehllo Im back in chat to say I lvoe my girlfriend@Y%(#

Girlfriend’s handler

?

Untamed circus monkey

Sorry she has been taking a bunch of stuff

Girlfriend’s handler

What stuff?????

Poodle cuddle

Hina-chan what are you doing??

Claustrophobic hoe

Sayo-san blink twice if you need rescue!

Choco Choco no mint

@Perish the thoughts question for you: List the names of all fanfics Kanon-san has written

Chisato_official

What kind of question is this???

No moca no life

Da heck

Demon Princess

A hard one!

Adorably lost and found

Wait I didn’t remember telling you guys about this!!!!

Adorably lost and found

>.<

Choco Choco no mint

Clock is ticking

Impulse bread control

Oh shit we have countdown this round too?

Perish the thoughts

……

Perish the thoughts

I give up

Big Udagawa

Really? Not even a little bit of fight?

Baby needs guardian

#shameonmisaki

Uuhaha

#shameonmisaki

Hagu Hagumi

#shameonmisaki

Claustrophobic hoe

I want to jump on the trend but uhm I will die if I get that question too

Demon Princess

You don’t know even just one fic your girlfriend’s written?

Perish the thoughts

I never read any

Perish the thoughts

If Kanon-san wants to share them with me, I would be honored

Perish the thoughts

If she doesn’t, well that’s her privacy and I respect that

Adorably lost and found

:)

Beast Tamer

That’s so considerate!

Poodle cuddle

Three cheers for Misaki-chan!

Poodle cuddle

Hip hip!

Hagu Hagumi

Hooray!

Poodle cuddle

Hip hip!

And if I ask for your hand?

Hooray!

Poodle cuddle

Hip hip!

Where is Michelle?

Hooray!

No moca no life

@Chisato_official note how your girlfriend is cheering for another person, who is also dating your best friend

Chisato_official

Noted

Perish the thoughts

…Why does the temperature suddenly get colder for no reason?

Yukina Imai

Global dewarming

DoneTM

That is not a word Kasumi put your notebook away!

Demon Princess

@Fiancee 1 question: List the names of all Tae-san’s rabbits!

Claustrophobic hoe

Damn these are brutal

Claustrophobic hoe

Glad we got out the last round @_bushido!

_busido!

Yes Maya-san!

Yukina Imai

It is like asking me to describe all colors of nail polish Lisa owns

No moca no life

That just proves how inattentive you are

Yukina’s rhodonite

:(

Yukina Imai

No

Fiancee 1

[list of all rabbits name, in alphabetical order.jpg]

Perish the thoughts

What the that’s is barely five seconds!

Yukina Imai

See, it is too easy

Yukina’s rhodonite

:)

Best producer |

That is so many names!

Beast Tamer

Are they all correct?

Chisato_official

Jesus christ

Demon Princess

They are! One point for Layer-san!

Fiancee 1

Yahoo!

Fiancee 1

I can even describe each of them in detail, if you want?

Baby needs guardian

I adore you

Fiancee 1

!!!

Fiancee 1

I adore you too my princess!!!!!!!!

Uuhaha

A win for the sapphics!

Impulse bread control

I already dread what my question is gonna be….

And if I ask for your hand?

Your question: List all the names of Arisa-chan’s bonsais

Impulse bread control

…..

What is a what?

OMG

Baby needs guardian

Saaya I swear to god and all that is holy!

Choco Choco no mint

Yes you always rant about how we need to learn their names!

Claustrophobic hoe

Rip

No moca no life

Let’s see if she is a hypocrite

Popipa Pipopa!!!

How many bonsais does Arisa-senpai have?

What is a what?

A LOT

Choco Choco no mint

Yeah it’s bigger than Kasumi’s new word notebook

Impulse bread control

[list of all bonsai names, in alphabetical order.jpg]

Perish the thoughts

How

Big Udagawa

Girl there must be thirty names on that?!

DoneTM

That is not even half what I own

And if I ask for your hand?

Sorry dear Saaya-chan you’re missing a lot

Impulse bread control

:(

Impulse bread control

Arisa will never love me again

No moca no life

That is assuming she loved you before

Impulse bread control

T_T

DoneTM

….

DoneTM

It’s okay you tried

DoneTM

….

DoneTM

I l*ve you

Uuhaha

….did you just censor yourself??

Claustrophobic hoe

Somehow it looks kinda wrong like that...

No moca no life

Dude everyone know what that is

Impulse bread control

I don’t (•ิ_•ิ)??

DoneTM

….I will tell you later

Impulse bread control

YES!

Impulse bread control

#Iwonatlife

Fiancee 1

Does that mean I win?

Demon Princess

Yes!

Yukina’s rhodonite

Congratulation!

Baby needs guardian

Nice

No moca no life

You just won because Ran withdrew

Skepticism is a good look

No Moca if I have something like “Names of all manga series Moca own” I will legit lose too

No moca no life

You’re no fun

Fiancee 1

So what do I win?

Hagu Hagumi

A round of applause!

Big Udagawa

Bragging rights

Chisato_official

That’s it?!

Fiancee 1

….

Baby needs guardian

My heart

Fiancee 1

❤️❤️❤️

Spread the love!

So in the end the one winning this whole thing is still a bassist

No moca no life

I am never wrong

No moca no life

Period

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Big Udagawa

Say

Big Udagawa

Suppose you have a friend

Big Udagawa

Suppose this friend has been spending a lot of time with another friend lately

Impulse bread control

??

Big Udagawa

Suppose she starts noticing things about that friend she never noticed before

Big Udagawa

Like when she is confused her eyebrows draw together in the most intriguing way possible

Big Udagawa

Or when she is sleepy she likes to find an empty room to take a nap so it won't affect her spotless reputation but the friend thinks it is kinda endearing actually

Impulse bread control

……..

Big Udagawa

Or she tends to favor her left hand naturally but when she walks her right foot goes first so you are confused if she is actually left-handed or right-handed

Big Udagawa

I meant the friend is confused

Impulse bread control

Tomoe…

Impulse bread control

Do you have a crush?

Big Udagawa

What no!

Big Udagawa

I’m asking for a friend

Impulse bread control

…..

Impulse bread control

Okay

Impulse bread control

Tell your friend she has a crush on her friend

Big Udagawa

Is it what it is?

Big Udagawa

A… crush?

Impulse bread control

Actually it is normal to sometimes notice things about your friends

Impulse bread control

But it is kinda not normal to feel intrigued or endeared about those things…

Impulse bread control

Also not normal to ask your other friend if your behaviors are normal….

Big Udagawa

I see

Impulse bread control

Are you really not gonna tell me who it is??

Big Udagawa

Not yet

Big Udagawa

NO

Big Udagawa

I mean I don’t know who that is I’m asking for a FRIEND!

Impulse bread control

WHAT FRIEND?

Impulse bread control

Bestie I literally know all your friends!

Big Udagawa

You don’t know this one I just met her!

Impulse bread control

……

Impulse bread control

I can always ask Moca or Ako

Big Udagawa

…..

Big Udagawa

Why am I friend with you again?

Impulse bread control

Because who else are you gonna go to with things like this?

Impulse bread control

There is no friend isn’t there?

Big Udagawa

….

Big Udagawa

I don’t know what you’re talking about

Big Udagawa

This conversation never happened!
-------------------------------------------------------

[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Impulse bread control

I’m burning with GOSSIP!

Big Udagawa

NO!

Impulse bread control

THERE IS NO FRIEND ISN’T THERE????

Claustrophobic hoe

What?

No moca no life

I smell TEA!

No moca no life

Saaya share!!!

No moca no life

Sharing is caring!

Chisato_official

Bold to assume people care about you

Big Udagawa

I’m never telling you things again!

Impulse bread control

TOO LATE

Impusle bread control

Tell me or else!

Adorably lost and found

My fanfic writer radar senses something gay happening….

DoneTM

How does that not get overloaded with all the gay happening here on a daily basis??

Yukina Imai

I love my girlfriend

Baby needs guardian

Gay

_bushido!

What are you doing for the summer?

What is a what?

Homosexual!

_bushido!

???

Demon Princess

Is your word of the day homosexual Kasumi-chan?

Adorably lost and found

It doesn’t work like that

Adorably lost and found

My radar only works with implied gays

Impulse bread control

She meant you TOMOE stop hiding from the conversation

Adorably lost and found

Not with explied gays

Poodle cuddle

Explied?

Fragile Ego

….

Fragile Ego

I’m convinced that is not an actual word

Perish the thoughts

There are different types of gay now?

Uuhaha

Isn’t explied the same as expired?

Uuhaha

Expired gays?

Fragile Ego

Still not a word!

Spread the love!

Our gayness can expire??

No moca no life

Yeah you have to take a license for being gay

No moca no life

Renew it annually or else it get expired

No moca no life

Your gay no longer valid

DoneTM

That is not how it work!

Claustrophobic hoe

……..how do we renew it

No moca no life

Kiss your girlfriend

Yukina Imai

Oh

Yukina Imai

I renew it daily then

Yukina Imai

What if I also do other things to my girlfriend? Will my license get longer extension?

No moca no life

Oho depends on what you do

No moca no life

Tell us so we can determine

Yukina Imai

Well

Girlfriend’s handler

@Yukina’s rhodonite @Yukina’s rhodonite @Yukina’s rhodonite!!!!!

Yukina Imai

:((

Fragile Ego

Minato-san stop oversharing in common chat

Yukina Imai

Tell that to your girlfriend. I have seen unholy things in her chat with Lisa

Fragile Ego

….They are private chat so Rinko can do whatever she wants

Chisato_official

PLEASE leave all of us out from your ROSELIA thirsty chat moments!

Chisato_official

What were we talking about again?

_bushido!

Our summer plan!

Perish the thoughts

Different types of gay

Impulse bread control

My piece of gossip if Tomoe won’t admit it!

No moca no life

There is a clear priority here and it ain’t Eve-chin or Misaki

_bushido!

:(((((((

Best fan <3

Do you guys have a concert scheduled for this summer Eve-san??

Poodle cuddle

Oh no I don’t think so

Best fan <3

NOOOO

Uuhaha

Gossip about Tomoe 👀

Big Udagawa

Hey!

And if I ask for your hand?

Good morning!

And if I ask for your hand?

Oh

And if I ask for your hand?

You weren’t greeting anyone

And if I ask for your hand?

Should have scrolled up first but anyway good moring how are my darling little kittens today?

Chisato_official

Go away Kaoru

Uuhaha

Good morning Kaoru-senpai!

Uuhaha

You’re looking extra fineeee today

Big Udagawa

…..

Impulse bread control

Hmmmm interesting

Yukina’s rhodonite

What is interesting?

Yukina’s rhodonite

And hello everyone

Impulse bread control

Tomoe’s profound silence of course

DoneTM

@Big Udagawa big mistake to entrust your secret to Saaya she is the biggest gossip among us

Impulse bread control

Baby :((

No moca no life

Hello there are still people here waiting to hear WHAT THE HECK THE GOSSIP IS!!

Big Udagawa

FINE

Big Udagawa

THERE IS NO FRIEND

Big Udagawa

HAPPY??

Impulse bread control

Very

Demon Princess

What are you two talking about onee-chan?

Big Udagawa

Nothing!

Big Udagawa

We are talking about nothing right Saaya?!

Chisato_official

Gossiping is bad Saaya-chan you should not do that

Claustrophobic hoe

Like you’re not dying to hear what it is?

Chisato_official

……no need to call me out like that this is not about me

Adorably lost and found

What are you talking about Chisato-chan don’t we gossip a lot about ppl during our tea parties?

Adorably lost and found

You said gossip brings people close??

No moca no life

HA

No moca no life

Such a paragon of virtue!

No moca no life

Not surprised it happens at your TEA parties

Chisato_official

…….

Best producer |

Do you guys have secret intels on Yukina Imai and her associates?

Best producer |

I will pay whatever amount of money you want for them!

Perish the thoughts

….Pretty sure those intels are in Lisa-san and Rinko-senpai’s private chats

Fragile Ego

I DO NOT recommend go look into them!

Baby needs guardian

👀

Best fan <3

She will not I guarantee that Sayo-san

Best producer !

You’re not the boss of me!

Best fan <3

It’s not PG rated so you’re not old enough Chuchu-sama

Yukina’s rhodonite

😉
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Support group]

Chisato_official

@Fragile Ego what does your girlfriend have in her private chat?

Skepticism is a good look

Lisa-san just quite literally confirmed it is not PG rated so

Skepticism is a good look

Use your imagination please we do not want anyone to speak it into existence here….

Impulse bread control

We’re all thinking it though…

Fragile Ego

Nah it’s actually nothing

Fragile Ego

Imai-san just likes to mislead and troll people

Fragile Ego

Sometimes my girlfriend is the same too

Best fan <3

And you go along with it?

Fragile Ego

….yes

Impulse bread control

Speaking of

Impulse bread control

@Skeptisicm is a good look hey do you know if Himari is left-handed or right-handed?

Skepticism is a good look

?

Skepticism is a good look

Probably right

Impulse bread control

What about other members in your band?

Skepticism is a good look

All right except Moca

Skepticism is a good look

She is left-handed

Chisato_official

She is?

Chisato_official

Isn’t her guitar for right-handed players though?

Skepticism is a good look

Yeah she has to practice for that

Skepticism is a good look

But normally she favors her left side

Skepticism is a good look

Like using chopsticks with her left hand, for example

Impulse bread control

Moca??

Impulse bread control

Surely it cannot be….

Fragile Ego

Hina is the same too

Fragile Ego

Left-handed but practice guitar with her right

Best fan <3

Most instruments are designed for right-handed people

Best fan <3

It is rare to have one for left-handed

Fragile Ego

Yeah I think you have to have it customized

Chisato_official

Expensive
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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – Direct message]

Impulse bread control

Please tell me I am wrong but do you like Moca??

Big Udagawa

What??

Big Udagawa

NO I would never!

Impulse bread control

….Hina-senpai?

Big Udagawa

I would rather eat dirt!

Big Udagawa

Stop guessing!

Impulse bread control

:((

Impulse bread control

But I want to help :((

Big Udagawa

….

Impulse bread control

You never liked anyone before so I want to help you out!

Big Udagawa

I’m not even sure if I like her okay!

Big Udagawa

Beside she probably never notices me anyway

Impulse bread control

A girl who does not notice you???

Impulse bread control

Who the fuck

Big Udagawa

Leave it alone Saaya

Big Udagawa

I’m serious

Impulse bread control

Alright :((

Impulse bread control

But hey you can always talk to me about it okay?

Impulse bread control

You know I was just joking right? I would never tell anyone without you knowing

Impulse bread control

I’m actually a pretty decent listener

Big Udagawa

Yeah I know

Big Udagawa

That’s why I came to you with this in the first place

Big Udagawa

It has been…. confusing lately

Impulse bread control

*pat pat*

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[Bundle of Band Dumbasses – General chat]

Demon Princess

Guys!

Demon Princess

I think we should go to the beach!

Demon Princess

For the summer vacation!

Uuhaha

Spendid idea!!

Impulse bread control

The beach!

Impulse bread control

I like beach

Girlfriend’s handler

Ako-chan why do you want to go to the beach?

Chisato_official

Hmm let us check our schedule first

Perish the thoughts

Same here

Demon Princess

Because it is fun Rinrin!

Demon Princess

Remember the last time? We met Popipa at the beach?!

Yukina Imai

It’s fun indeed

What is a what?

Yukina-senpai I want to sing with you again!!

Fiancee 1

Don’t you guys sing together every time?

Fiancee 1

Since I met you

What is a what?

No :(( Last concert Yukina-senpai sang with Ran-chan

Skepticism is a good look

Leave me out of your quarrel

Skepticism is a good look

@No moca no life do you wanna go to the beach?

No moca no life

Sure whatever it is just changing napping spot for me

Fragile Ego

I think we are free the first week of summer vacation

Chisato_official

Oh, us too!

Perish the thoughts

We have nothing either

Best producer |

I don’t like water!

Spread the love!

You can build sandcastles then Chuchu

Best producer |

I’m not a child!

And if I ask for your hand?

Sandcastles?

And if I ask for your hand?

What a marvelous idea!

And if I ask for your hand?

I have yet the pleasure of constructing one with my hands before

Big Udagawa

Kaoru-senpai you have never built sandcastles?

Claustrophobic hoe

Do you have no childhood?

Claustrophobic hoe

....that sounds mean I’m sorry I’m just genuinely curious

Chisato_official

She doesn’t

And if I ask for your hand?

I’m not sure what constitutes a childhood by your standards, but I did not spend time lounging around on the beach in my entire youth

And if I ask for your hand?

But I had my Chi-chan on sets with me!

Chisato_official

I’m not yours!

Chisato_official

But yeah basically Kaoru and I had never done that

Poodle cuddle

That is so sad :((

Hagu Hagumi

I can teach you how to make sandcastle Kaoru-kun!

What is a what?

Me too!

No moca no life

Maybe we can have a contest out of it

Big Udagawa

You just want to bring chaos wherever you go

Big Udagawa

Leave Kaoru-senpai alone

No moca no life

I’m gonna spend an entire day in the sun might as well have some entertainment

Yukina Imai

@Best producer | Chiyu do you know how to swim?

Spread the love!

She doesn’t

Popipa Pipopa!!!

She is not fond of water Yukina-senpai….

Yukina Imai

Sayo can teach you how to swim

Fragile Ego

??

Fragile Ego

Why are you volunteering me???

Yukina Imai

Because you like teaching people things and Chiyu needs to learn how to swim

Best producer |

Do you know how to swim Yukina Imai?!!

Yukina’s rhodonite

She doesn’t

Yukina Imai

I don’t, that’s why Sayo will teach both of us

Fragile Ego

???

Best producer |

Okay then!

_bushido!

Yay I’m so excited!!!

Claustrophobic hoe

……

_bushido!

I want to learn how to swim from Sayo-san too

Choco Choco no mint

Me too...

Where’s Michelle?

Me me me me me me me

Where’s Michelle?

We can go to our family private beach

Poodle cuddle

…Private beach

Yukina’s rhodonite

Really???

Claustrophobic hoe

You have a private beach???

Perish the thoughts

At this point I’m surprised people are still surprised at Kokoro having random things out of nowhere

Fragile Ego

Hello I’m not taking students what the heck?

Untamed circus monkey

ONEE-CHAN TEACH ME HOW TO SWIM TOO!!

Where’s Michelle?

I can pay you

Fragile Ego

…..Hina you already know how to swim

Untamed circus monkey

That is not a no!

Fragile Ego

……

Fragile Ego

Maybe you can be my assistant instead

Untamed circus monkey

EVEN BETTER!

Impulse bread control

@DoneTM babe do you need to learn how to swim too?

Impulse bread control

I can teach you, you don’t have to go to Sayo-senpai

Fragile Ego

It’s not like I’m voluntarily teaching people anyway?!!

DoneTM

Nah I’m good

DoneTM

If I fall into water one day I will just die then

No moca no life

Same

No moca no life

See you in some level of hell for drowning people then

DoneTM

No

Skepticism is a good look

Moca it is not good to assume you’re just going to hell after you die

No moca no life

Awww Ran you care about me

No moca no life

If I end up in hell, will you come and save me?

Skepticism is a good look

…..

Skepticism is a good look

How about you making sure to not end up there?

No moca no life

*sigh* the things I would do for you Ran

Chisato_official

Can you die like right now?

Chisato_official

For Ran-chan?

No moca no life

Not before I ensure my karma won’t get me in hell

Baby needs guardian

A long way to go then

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