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Red has made a groupchat! (5:00pm)
iwashplates: reddiee whats thjs :²oiwashplates: and isn't this emoji super duper cuteee!!!!!!redmybelovedzz: hi patty! im just lonely... lol ^_^iwashplates: wwow that emoji is cute tooo :DDsenpai..... : your so lonely you count us, your colleagues as your friends.....redmybelovedzz: OH GOD YOU EVEN MADE YOUR USER INTO THATredmybelovedzz: STOPP I WAS NEW TO THE COMPANYY 😔😔😔senpai..... : never its memorable now..iwillsaveall: change.senpai..... : suddenly im just gonna.."senpai....." has changed her nickname to "redsonlybsf"redmybelovedzz: uhhhh no ur not 🥱🥱🤚redsonlybsf: YES I AM????iwillsaveall: no you are not.redsonlybsf:. ...
"redsonlybsf" has changed her nickname to "imahelpuforabitty"
imahelpyouforabitty: calm your bf red.. 😔imahelpyouforabitty: feelin so scared rnredmybelovedzz: HAHA NO
redmybelovedzz: also his not my bf ?????luvingpink: stage one, denialredmybelovedzz: NOT YOU TOO EZZYY 😭😭luvingpink: just saying.. you guys always together and stuff and..luvingpink: PLUS U ALWAYS GO TO PICNICS TOGETHER ALONE????? PRIVATELY?????imahelpyouforabitty: SEE EVEN EZZY KNOWS...iwillsaveall: im going to clarify me and Red aren't datingiwillsaveall: btw Red wanna watch the ducks againluvingpink: CRYING RNluvingpink: HOW THE HELL YOU JUST GONNA SAY THAT THEN ASK HER OUT ON A DATEEdgeLoathe: I must insist Ezzy, you must calm down. But I agree, how could you make that statement.. and then question Red to a date.redmybelovedzz: ISTG THIS IS GONNA WAKE UP EVERYBODY... ☹☹redmybelovedzz: also sure!!!! could use my time to feed the little duckies again!iwillsaveall: cool, i'll pick you up at 47 minutes.redmybelovedzz: kayy :oDSTRONGERTHANHIM: HAAH??? WHATS THIS??STRONGERTHANHIM: THERE AINT NO DAMN WAY YOU TWO ARE PLATONIC, WHO THE HELL????STRONGERTHANHIM: LIKE??? HE LISTENS TO HER COMPLETELY REMEMBERING EVERY SINGLE WORD COMING OUT OF HER MOUTHSTRONGERTHANHIM: EVEN I KNOW HOW LOVE WORKS GODDAMNITcaughtuon4k: screenshotting thiscaughton4k: so should the caption be 'Nicole fangirling over Red and Wane' or 'the entire gc fed up w/ Red and Wane's crap'STRONGERTHANHIM: wait why me..luvingpink: option 2.imahelpyouforabitty: 2 definitelyNOIMSTRONGER: NO OPTION 1STRONGERTHANHIM: YOU DONKEY.NOIMSTRONGER: YOU UGLY BRATiwashplates: idk but i dont think i like the idea of reddie and wane pooping.. :((( option 2???EdgeLoathe: I feel the need to choose option 2, even though I quite enjoy both person.luvingpink: just say option 2 damn it..STRONGERTHANHIM: we all agree then..
NOIMSTRONGER is typing...
asinglemom has muted NOIMSTRONGER
asinglemom: Please stop spamming..STRONGERTHANHIM: YEAHasinglemom: Let those two have their lovey dovey moments!STRONGERTHANHIM: wait what.
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"You remind me of someone.." She flinched once he started speaking from the rays of silence"Huh!!-""Oh.. sorry.." He muttered cautiously"No, No! it's okay! please go on!" She smiled, she wanted to hear where this would go..
"... When I was young I remember getting accused of breaking the vase carrying a flower.. so then my Teacher would make me roam around the halls.. by myself.." "It wasn't that bad really, until I heard screamings and yelps of a kid my age..."
AE3803 suddenly felt a hint Deja Vu going on with his story..Something about it.. she knew she has played a part in that type of story..Could it be? the boy that saved her?No, it would be too much of a coincidence!That would be absurd!
"It was a little Red Cell, being harassed by a giant germ. The moment she was about to get executed I rushed in right on time. I wanted to help her, so bad.. but I.." He started chuckling softlyWhat? was there something on her face?The mask of fear could only grow, he can't be.."I Remember that germ would slap me aggressively... Then I fell to the ground crying.. even though I believed I looked brave.. I remember her telling me not to die! I thought it'd be over for the both of us.. but.. my Teacher found us before we could die.""She was like a damsel in distress cowering like that, she was actually the first girl I felt shy to talk properly to.. so when she asked if we would meet again I couldn't give a reply.."
His eyes slowly slid to 3803's face, now being concerned."Are you.. okay?"
Her mouth agape, wide open for a bug to enter.."Y-y-y-y-y-y-yes...?" She gulped
"I just.. had a simillar story like that..!" she says, now sweating very much
"Ah.." He backed away, blush slightly covering his cheeks
"...Nice to meet you.. again.." She says, in embarassmentShe was now hugged tightly"I didn't think I'd see you again.." 1146 whispered under her red hairA/N: i hate how this ended good god.
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caughtuon4k: guys (12:07pm)caughtuon4k: wakeupcaughtuon4k: istg im gonna post yalls dark hidden secretNOIMSTRONGER: NONOIMSTRONGER: IM AWAKE.NOIMSTRONGER: PLS DONT POST IT ON TWITTER
STRONGERTHANHIM has muted NOIMSTRONGERZ
STRONGERTHANHIM: shut yo ugly ogre white man ape lookin hair the frick????redmybelovedzz: the way i was so ready to mute you!!!!! :33STONGERTHANHIM: please. 💀STRONGERTHANHIM has changed redmybelovedzz's name to "notmaclovinred"STRONGERTHANHIM: YOU ORDER KID'S MEAL FROM MACDONALDS BE FOR REAAALL 😭😭
iwillsaveyouall has changed notmaclovinred's name to "happygolucky"
iwillsaveyouall: she can choose whatever she wants, dont force her when you literally eat your steak microwavedluvingpink: might be a warning idk....happygolucky: yh..luvingpink: one eye open when you are sleeping nicole.. /srsluvingpink: not kidding rn i heard he hunted down that one gossiper from our office.happygolucky: wait whatcaughtuon4k: adding this to the Wane category...happygolucky: catching every single information like pokemonluvingpink: GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL?????caughton4k: btw i wanna caption some embarassing momentscaughton4k: like that one time where Red tried making a move on Wane and somehow ended up in a hospital the very few hours.happygolucky: HOLY NOhappygolucky: im so lucky his asleep 😔😔STRONGERTHANHIM: so thats what you were trying to do..STRONGERTHANHIM: i feel bad yikescaughton4k: ur one to talkcaughton4k: i remember that one time you were going to sing let it go by frozen but slipped and nearly burnt the entire buildinghappygolucky: HAHDVSNNRluvingpink: gn im not staying here no longercaughton4k: you laughed so loud the assistant manager heard it and thought it was some sort of chickenluvingpink: ENOUGHHcaughton4k: you got so embarassed you ACTUALLY turned pinkhappygolucky: MISS MIONE PLEASE MUTE HIM I CANTT 😔😔happygolucky: PLEAAASESTRONGERTHANHIM: its no use SHES RARELY ACTIVEhappygolucky: WHY CANT I MUTE HIM IM THE HOSTluvingpink: thats bc u made everyone the hostSTRONGERTHANHIM: HE DELETED US AS THE HOST?????caughtuon4k: kian ik ur awake i got the right thing for ucaughtuon4k: the time you thought the walls were soundproofed then you started singing to some anime girl intro in the most high pitched voice possibleSTRONGERTHANHIM: im suprised he can singcaughton4k: thats the thing...caughton4k: im not done w yall.caughton4k: notice how red is very silent rn??caughton4k: according to my calculations she is texting in dmsluvingpink: prolly wane..caughton4k: rightSTRONGERTHANHIM: since when did you do math????caughton4k: wane acts brighter and nicer towards red, red who seems to cant get a single hint of his moves..caughton4k: its proven that he acts more friendlier ever since red made this gccaughton4k: from the topic about "ducks"... as you can see he uses shortcuts for words ONLY when texting herSTRONGERTHANHIM: why is he actually smartluvingpink: shhh u might go nextcaughton4k: i have walked in on them feeding eachother and posing together like a couple A THOUSAND TIMEScaughton4k: in conclusion..caughton4k: wane is the bigger simp for a simpSTRONGERTHANHIM: you coulda captioned it better what the hell.