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Anya was walking in the mall with her mama and papa when she picked up on the thoughts of the member of the Secret Police tailing them. Upset, she glanced up at her papa to see that his eyes had narrowed.
There’s someone following us, he thought.
Loid’s acting strange, her mama thought.
“What’s wrong?” Anya’s mama asked out loud.
“I think we’re being followed,” Anya’s papa said. “My guess would be the secret police.”
I can’t be caught by the secret police, Anya’s mama thought.
I can’t be caught by the secret police, Anya’s papa thought.
“I can’t be caught by the secret police,” Anya said out loud, although being young, she didn’t quite enunciate her words clearly enough for her parents to decipher what she’d said.
“Quick!” Anya’s papa said. “Kiss me! It’s the least suspicious thing we could do.”
Anya’s mama nodded. Then she grabbed Anya’s papa around the waist, dipped him low, and pressed her lips to his. It was a very passionate kiss indeed.
This isn’t terrible, Anya’s papa thought, but I need to remember it’s only for the mission.
I don’t hate this, Anya’s mama thought, but I need to remember it’s only so I don’t blow my cover.
Oh, man, they’re kissing! Anya’s uncle thought, as she realized which member of the secret police was following them. I can’t watch this. I’m getting out of here!