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“so this is where it all happens” Jimmy said, patting the famous fallon tonight show desk.andy samburg looked on in awe! it was his first time on the show and he was feeling a bit nervy !! being nervous also made him horny and jimmy was giving him a hell of a lookjimmy looked around noticing no one was around as they were all setting up and practicing for tonight’s show. He stepped closer to andy …..and ran a finger down the actor’s nose, “it’s so big”andy threw himself on the desk and demanded, “sit on my nose jimmy”jimmy laughed and then did what he was told like a good comedy twink.andy wanted more, a deeper connection to his all time favorite comedian (even if jimmy fallon had no jokes of his own and just laughed a lot and read teleprompters)“i want to fuck you on the desk” said andy, pulling jimmy close and tugging his slacks off.jimmy laughed again and put his ass in the air laying down on his lovely wooden desk.andy and his HUGE GINORMOUS LENGTH and stepped up to the edge of the desk where hit comedian and show host jimmy fallon lay ass up ready to take it like a good boy.“he he he jimmy fallon more like jimmy fall on this dick” meowed andy samberg“damn andy samberg that was the hottest thing anyone’s ever said shove ur cock into my NEOW”andy lined up his pulsing length and thrusted balls deep into jimmy fallons tight puckering hole.“ndnfhsbwdnnenbwan *moaning noises* said jimmy fallonthe lewd slapping of balls to ass was so loud it reverberated off the walls of the room. neither andy nor jimmy notices the audience doors open and people starting to fill the stands over the most heinous clapping noises.“YEAH GIVE IT TO ME GOOD ANDY *in a unfunny way because for a comedian he’s pretty dry… dry like his ass cuz i forgot to write about lubing up andy sambergs yogurt slinger* screamed jimmy “IM GONNA C-C-C-CUUUUUMMMM”andy samberg has now noticed the audience and turned jimmy to them, pulling by the roots of his balding hair .jimmy faced them, watching all of the couples and families gathered in the plush red seats for the show. “welcome to new york!” he bellowed , “tonight’s special guest andy samburg is here to show us all how he’s the best new actor of the century” (he tried to wave a hand to gesture toward andy but he was handcuffed with real life props from andy’s work in brooklyn 99 (andy always kept them in his pocket for moments like this))jimmy looked to the teleprompter in a hurry, desperate for some sort of joke he could land but all it said in big bold letters was “CUM”and he did. milky white sprayed over the audience as they screamed , his sperm flying at a bajillion miles per hour!he collapsed limply on his desk and felt andy slide out of him and face the audience, his massive girth hanging down dripping.“thanks for having me here tonight, im so excited to be here to promote my new movie palm springs!”he jumped up and down excitedly and so bbg omg i love him!!!he sat down next to jimmy who was still collapsed with post-orgasm blues, and looked back to the crowd again.“i’ve lost a bit of my humanity today, but i have also gained much expierence here….” a lows siren could be heard interrupting his speech.the cop car burst through the side of the stage with captian holt driving, " get in perolta" he bellows deeply and in his bare nakedness andy jumps in (now in character and they speed off into the sunset blasting "shake it off" by his fav singer t-swizzlejimmy fallon stands up to the crowd dick swinging ass dripping, "andy samberg folks," they applaud," thats all for tonight, see ya next week!"