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OMG this is my new diary and i’m so excited because today is my birthday~~I woke up to see a poster of the love of my life, Justin Beiber. He’s my husband- he just doesn’t know it yet. I eat a cereal of bowl and tumble down my staircase like a pathetic little rat. All of a sudden, spamton appears in my doorway!!!1!!1!!2!
“SPAMPTON G SPAPTON what are you doing in my house??//?!!!?112?!!”
Spartan g spoopy rustles through my kitchen cabinets and eats one of my [[HEART SHAPED OBJECTS]]. I start screaming with unnecessary emotion and break down crying., my tears create a whirlpool taht drowns spam g spinelli and he dies a painful death.
I fall on the floor like a piece of garbage and take out my phone,. This is the worst birthday ever, i have to listen to MCR and put on my makeup so i can cry mascara. 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤💔🖤💔💔💔i sing like gerard way to just bipper, crying about my unrequited love. Will senpai ever notice me…?
I play the piano and cry, my tears running black with mascara. Just like my soul. I sing vocaloid songs but i don’t know japanese so i just scream.
“OHHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEE BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT” 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅❤️🔥❤️”AMERICA THE GREATTTTTTTTTT”
I sang favorite in my goerjeuos voice for everyone to hear.
I cry in Español and tell Juicebox Beaver how much i love him, i will marry him someday,....
It’s time for me to read my favorite book, My Immortal. Ebony D’Arkness Dementia Ravenway is my idoll.Despite that, I had to go to a generic school. I walked through the halls, my petite and small body getting pushed around by everyone. My hair turned rainbow as I started crying in the middle of the hallway. I just want Just Dance Bobby to notice me and marry me like i deserve.
People were staring at me, so i hissed at them because I’m a furry. 🐶🐱🐭🐰🐻❄️🐽🐼🐯 I cry some more and roll around until suddenly i saw my hubby, my most beautiful, Joker Benedict.
He bumped into me in the hall. "Sorry Y/N, I didn't see you there. Your rainbow hair looks really nice." Justice Barber looks at me all pretty and pulls me up from the floor where i was crying. I look at him with all of this love🩷💙💔🤎💚🩶💛❤️🩹💕💞💞💕❤️🩹💛🩶🩵 and i take off my glasses. Just like a classic anime character, I suddenly become extremely beautiful and Jacob Bartender falls in love with me. “PLEASE, Y/N, MARRY ME!!💎💎💎💎🥺🥺💋💋👰♀️💍💍💍’ I blush all cute and say “NO, JIFFY BIFFY, YOU HAVE TO EARN MY LOVE!!!!!!!!111!!!” I cry and run away, my mascara making me really emo. My soul is dark now, and I start crying again because I’m so depressed. All of a sudden, a piano falls and crushes Jamn Butter. I cry and start filming this for my TikTok channel. “G-Guys, my hubby just got crushed by a falling piano UWU OWO send moneyyyyyy im gonna cry!!!!!!1111!!1!!”
All of a sudden, Jiminy Basketball turns bright like a star, and disappears. I hear a voice echo in the hallway. “YOU HAVE RETURNED MY SON TO ME.” I gasp and cry. “JESUS BACON! YOURE WITH GOD NOW MY LOVE!!!111!!!1!!!” i fall on the floor crying, i thought i had chosen someone as satanic and emo as me, but i guess it was all a lie. Johanna Birrthday never loved me, he was always on the side of the PREPPY PEOPLE. I cry a lot and run to the school rooftop, away from Jehovah BurgerKing. Mari from OMORI falls down the stairs and hits me, so i fall over and cry again. Blood and mascara drip down my face because i smashed my head on the staircase. All of a sudden, Vocaloid Flower appears and lifts me up. Then she holds me in one hand and throws me down the hallway. “NOW THAT IVE BECOME A PERFECT IDENTITY TAKE A BITE OF ME 🍰🍰🍰🎂🧁” she screams at me as I fly through the air. This is the worst, im gonna die without saying goodbye to my love, Johansen bicklebop. All of a sudden, the Once-Ler appears and shoots me in the face, but nothing happens because I’m an immortal dragon fairy demon princess.
I quickly run and hide in a locker while the Once-Ler eats the skin off the floors in the hallway. I cry a lot because I smell Axe Body Spray for Manly Boys age 16 and under. This was Jupiter Banshee’s locker, and now he’s in heaven…. I’ll never see him again because I’m the pretty guardian Sailor Moon and I live in hell.
“Y/N, don’t give up so easily! I committed a sacrificial ritual to get more plastic surgery!”
I look up to the top of the locker to see a wad of used gum. “Jerusalem Broadway, is that you…?” I cry a lot more and look up at him. Jackson Blister has become a pile of gum… i scream a lot and punch the locker, making dents. The Once-Ler hears me and scratches at the door. He can probably smell my flesh now, and he’ll try to eat it…
Jerk Babygirl’s voice echos to me. “Save me, Y/N, save me…” all of a sudden he dies again and i scream so loud the lights go out.
I don’t know what to do so I start singing about my trauma and desperation. “NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN…”
It’s too late, now,,... jester bibbity is already gone, and i scream a lot. All of a sudden, I die. Everyone cries at my funeral because I was the dragon fairy demon princess of hell and now i’m dead so the kingdom of hell will fall apart. Even Jackfruit Bistro comes to my funeral from heavenn and cries a lot because he was my hubby.The end.