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Just a headcanon, not to be taken seriously. But if you do, enjoy! A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)Bro will massage you and kiss you all over. Then he’ll make sure you got water before passing outB = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)Josuke loves his biceps and pecs. On you, hes a titty and thigh guy.C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)Josuke is a bit of a clean freak, so lets just say he prefers it if its in you. If not, he’ll make you clean it up.D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)Dude is constantly horny. Thats about it.E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)Josukes experience is minimal. He knows what he does from movies and lewd magazines. But that doesnt mean he cant give you a good time.F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)Bro loovvvess good old missionary. He loves to kiss your neck and rub his hands along your body. But also doesnt mind when you sit on his face, as long as you dont mess up his hair.G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)Josuke is goofy for most of it, until it starts getting to the “good part” then he gets relly serious and focused.H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)Josuke likes to keep himself well groomed and clean shaven. If hes lazy though, he does have a tiny landing strip.I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)Dude loves being intimate, even if its just cuddling you.J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)Hes has for sure jacked off to a magazine picture at least once.K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)My guy looovvvesss getting praise. He also looovvvess getting kissed on the chest (no nipple sucking, just kissing). Josuke also loves teasing you.L = Location (favorite places to do the do)Josuke is pretty old fashioned, but he would totally bang you on his moms couch if you let him.M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)Praise, praise, praise. But not just regular praise, it has to be praise of his body.N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)Bro is a consent master. He asks before every little thing. He wants to make you feel good. He also doesn’t like roleplaying or eating ass (but he’ll do it if you ask nicely). Josuke will not let anything touch his butthole though.O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)Josuke eats pussy like it's high art. He’d drink your cum with his coffee if you let him. He doesn't much care for oral on himself, but he won't say no if you ask.P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)He wants to do what you want… until the “good part” comes. Then he likes to go fast and rough. But he also loves teasing you by going slow.Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)Hes down, but he prefers to do it for long periods of time.R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)Josuke is old fashioned. He likes good old sex. But, hes up for anything if it makes you happy. Dude will not do anything in public though.S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)My boy Josuke is built like the bus and the busdriver. He’ll go as long as you can stand.T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)Doesnt own any toys. He thinks theyre kinda weird. But, if you have them, he’ll let you use them on him.U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)Josuke is a menace. He will tease you for hours if you let him.V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)Josuke is more of a grunter than a moaner, unless you start kissing him on the neck, bros voice will sound like a little girl.W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)Josuke is a virgin. Imma just get that out of the way.X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)Like I said, bus and busdriver. Josuke is packin 9 ½ inches, veiny and girthy as fuuckk. Little bit of red at the tip.Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)Bro can be turned on by a freaking french fry. He manages to control himself pretty well though.Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)After he makes sure you're good, bro passes out and snores like nothing happened.