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1.
"The tracks just keep going... I'd wager this runs longer than the real subway". Crow said.
Joker smiled. And Crow fought anyone who called him a geek. "We could go on a subway road trip one day". He watched as Crow blushed. Joker was so in love with this boy.
Crow cleared his throat. "I'd like that". He felt Joker take his hand.
"Both hands on the wheel. You can hold your boyfriend's hand when you get home". Oracle told them.
They blushed, putting a bit of space between them. They weren't even closer to dating. Neither had worked up the courage to ask the other out, let alone confess. Both of them hoped they'd get the chance soon.
2.
"We don't have much time left. Please do what you can to avoid getting sick". Crow glared at Joker.
Joker simply smiled. "Then you can nurse me back to health". He said, fluttering his eyelashes.
Crow crossed his arms over his chest.
Oracle looked between the two of them. "I think he's more likely to kill you than to nurse you back to health".
Crow's head snapped to her. "What"! Barely concealed rage lay just under the surface.
She shrugged. "I don't think you'd make a good nurse".
Crow glared at her. "I would so". He turned to Joker. "Get sick"!
Joker raised an eyebrow. "Didn't you just tell me to not get sick"?
Crow narrowed his eyes. "When Joker gets sick, I will prove you all wrong".
Skull elbowed Oracle. "400 Yen says he freaks out the minute Joker starts sneezing".
"Deal".
Crow sulked the rest of the trip. He could so take care of Joker if he got sick.
3.
"The enemies are stronger than ever. Don't let your guard down". Crow directed at Joker.
Joker held his hand to his chest in mock offense. "But then you'd get to swoop in and save me". He blushed, rubbing his neck. "I like it when you save me".
Crow's cheeks grew warm. "We can do that on the upper floors". He whispered.
Joker smiled. He didn't mind playing the damsel in distress sometimes. Then he could reward Crow for 'saving' him.
4.
"A world that panders to your every whim is so mundane. Where's the thrill if there's no competition"? Crow mused.
Joker thought for a minute. "Is that why we spend the whole day in bed on Sundays"?
The entire car was quiet.
"The whole day"? A voice came from the back.
Joker nodded. "It feels so good. Even if neither of us can walk properly the next day".
"You take turns"?
"Yep. I top, then he tops". Joker felt his cheeks burn. "I swear he thinks sex is a competitive sport. I think our record is four times".
"F-four times"? Skull asked.
"After the second orgasm. It gets really easy to cum".
Nobody talked for the rest of the ride. They were trying to get the image of their leader and his boyfriend fucking out of their heads.
5.
"It's a bit cramped in here with this many people". Violet said, moving her coattails.
"Is that why you sit up front"? Oracle asked Crow.
He side-eyed and ignored her.
"No, he does it to be close to Joker. They're dating, you know". Mona told them.
There was a moment of silence. "You're dating"?
Joker swerved into the nearest shadow. "Let's go".
6.
"Let's take our leave before it gets too late-this is no place for us to be dawdling". Crow said.
"What kind of teenager says dawdling"? Oracle asked.
Joker looked over at Crow. "Is it because you're afraid of the dark"? He winced when Crow kicked him. "Ow"! Joker rubbed his thigh.
Crow gave Joker a look that said. You know I am.
7.
"Do you prefer my previous outfit or this one? Moving around's become much easier for me". Crow asked.
Joker gave Crow a long, appreciative look. "I don't mind either way. I know you're wearing nothing underneath". He licked his lips. "Well, most of the time". Joker saw that a pair of lacy lavender panties were missing from his drawer. So either Crow's wearing them or Morgana has become a panty thief.
Seven pairs of eyes stared at them.
"Dude, we don't need to know about your sex life. Look, I'm glad you're getting laid, but keep it to yourself"! Skull exclaimed.
8.
"This place is immense. If there weren't train tracks everywhere, I'd bring my bike here". Crow said, staring out of the window.
Joker chuckled. "You'd blow everyone out of water. Nobody would be able to keep pace with you".
Crow smiled. "Except for you".
Joker took Crow's hand, kissing the back of it.
Crow moved closer, lying his head on Joker's shoulder.
9.
"Guess what? I'm making a game called Hungry, Hungry Mona"! Oracle said.
"Hey, I don't eat THAT much"! Mona grumbled.
Joker laughed. "You've never seen him eating sushi. He devoured his share and went on to eat half of Crow's".
Crow fumed. "He even ate my spicy cucumber and tuna roll".
"You weren't eating fast enough".
Crow rolled his eyes. "I didn't know there was a time limit on eating".
"You have one when you're around a cat". Joker told him.
"He's not even my cat".
Joker took his hand. "You sleep at Leblanc more than your own house".
"Doesn't mean Morgana gets to eat my sushi". Crow grumbled.
10.
"A Phantom thief's body is their most vital asset. We need to make sure we eat balanced, nutritious meals". Queen reminded them.
Joker was pretty good about keeping Crow from existing solely on takeout. He was so good at it that Crow might have gained some weight.
Joker would remind him tonight that he was beautiful at any weight.
As for what they 'ate' in bed... Joker didn't think cum and ass were too nutritious.
11.
"We're working under the constraints of a time limit, so I'd appreciate it if you could be more efficient". Crow said.
Joker took Crow's hand. "We have time, don't worry".
Crow laced their fingers together. "I know. I just hate it here".
Joker scooted closer. "You can stay over tonight".
Crow squeezed his hand. "Can we cuddle"? He whispered.
Joker smiled. "Of course".
12.
"The bakery had a sale yesterday and I ended up buying everything they had"! Panther said.
"Everything!? How many cakes even Is that? Man, you're giving me a stomach just talkin' about it". Skull told her.
"I gave half to Crow". She explained. "So it wasn't that much".
"So you do like sweet things". Violet said.
Crow blushed. "I don't mind sweet things".
"Especially when I make them". Joker whispered in his ear.
"That's because you're an amazing cook". Crow told him.
Joker blushed. He wasn't that good.
Crow kissed him on the cheek. "Yes, you are".
Joker blushed, leaning his head on Crow's shoulder.
13.
"Yo, the way he jumps behind Shadows is so sick"! Skull exclaimed.
"As hot as it is. When he does it when you least expect it, in the middle of the night". Crow glares at Joker. "It's not funny".
Joker stifled a chuckle. He could feel Crow's eyes burning holes in the back of his head.
14.
"If you're looking for a way to train both your mind and your body, I highly recommend bouldering". Crow said.
"Maybe I'll go with you sometime". Joker told him.
"I don't think you two have the same version of working out in mind". Panther looked between the two of them. They were no doubt undressing each other with their eyes. "On second thought, maybe you do".
15.
"Yo, is it just me, or is falling asleep getting tougher every night? At this point, I'm outta ideas of what to do". Skull asked.
Joker didn't have too much trouble falling asleep. After a couple rounds of sex, he and Crow were out cold. On nights when he couldn't sleep, they fuck till one of them fell asleep. "Sleeping pills work". He told Skull.
16.
"There have been times where I was compelled to create three-dimensional art". Fox said.
"I ain't good with that detail-oriented stuff shit-oh, but what about model kits"? Skull asked.
Fox hummed. "You are building something. There are artists who work with materials like wood, ice, marble and similar mediums".
"Crow likes models. What was the last one you finished"? Joker said.
"A Lego version of Van Gogh's Sunflowers". Crow replied. He wondered if they had time to pick up another one on the way home. He'd had his eye on a 5,000-piece flamingo. Now, if he could just keep Morgana away from it.
17.
Mona yawned. "I didn't get enough sleep".
"What's wrong, Mona-chan? Was there something keeping you up"? Noir asked.
"Why don't you ask, Joker"? Mona said.
Joker frowned. "What'd I do"?
"You and Crow, going at it".
Joker blushed. "That was one time". He whispered.
"It's every night"!
Joker rubbed his neck. "We like to spend time together". So what if they got a little loud on occasion?
18.
"So lately, I've been trying to work some training into my nightly routine before bed". Skull said.
Joker and Crow tried to do that. It started with play fighting, which led to one of them getting pinned down. Which turned one or both of them on and led to them having sex. Although, Joker didn't know if sex was really considered "working out".
19.
"I've been sleeping really well since I started getting all this exercise". Panther said.
Since Crow started sleeping over, Joker had been sleeping better. Whether it was from sex before bed, being held by Akechi, or holding him.
The same was true for Crow. Sometimes he couldn't sleep. So, Joker would hold him extra tight. Crow hated to admit it, but he liked snuggling with Joker.
20.
"It's a bit cramped in here with this many people". Violet said.
"Even worse, you guys are really heavy! Why don't you take turns running alongside me"? Mona pleaded.
Joker chuckled. The thought of somebody trying to run alongside the Mona bus was too funny. Especially since Mona's top speed was 88.5 km an hour.
21.
"You think I'm frightening when I fight? Well, I'm afraid you're just going to have to accept it". Crow told them.
"Frighteningly hot". Joker mumbled under his breath.
The bus shook.
"Mona, what's wrong"? Panther asked.
"I can feel Joker's lust from out here".
Joker shrugged and took Crow's hand.
22.
"Joker seems like he'd make a good cook, doesn't he? I mean, he's great with his knife and all". Panther said.
"How's he suppose'ta use that knife for cooking? Peel an apple"? Skull asked.
Crow slipped his hand into Joker's. Little did they know that Joker was thinking about culinary school. "I know you'll get in". He whispered in his ear.
Joker smiled, kissing him on the cheek. "Thank you".
23.
"I like Yongen-Jaya; it's a great place for a stroll". Mona said.
Joker wrapped his arm around Crow's waist. "Wanna go for a walk when we get home"?
Crow snuggled into Joker's warmth. "I'd like that". It was starting to get cold. His apartment was too big and cold for just him. Even if it was a tight squeeze in Joker's bed, there's no place he'd rather be. He quickly pecked Joker on the lips.
Joker smiled and leaned his head on Crow's shoulder.
24.
"Do you enjoy visiting theme parks? I've rarely been to one myself". Queen asked.
Joker glanced over at Crow. Maybe he'd like to visit one. Although, it would be odd to see.
Morgana referred to Crow as a "grumpus".
But Joker knew he had a sweet and fun-loving side buried underneath the grumpiness.
He had some money saved up, so they could go if Akechi wanted to.
25.
"Once I've graduated, I'm going to buy a motorcycle and go on a road trip". Queen told them.
Joker elbowed Crow. "You should get one too".
Crow raised his eyebrow. "Why"?
Joker blushed and rubbed his neck. "No particular reason". It wasn't that Joker found the idea of Crow on a motorcycle, hair whipping in the wind, extremely hot.
"Will you come with me if I do"?
"Yes"! Joker prayed he didn't sound desperate.
Crow thought for a minute. "We'll see". He said, taking Joker's hand.
26.
"I meant to tell you, regarding Shido... Thank you for keeping your promise". Crow told Joker.
Joker softly captured his lips. "You know I wouldn't let you down".
Crow blushed. He wasn't used to PDA.
"I love you". Joker whispered in his ear.
Crow kissed the side of his mouth. "I love you too".
27.
"The Ferris wheel is a must for me at theme parks every time. I love being able to just relax". Panther said.
Crow took Joker's hand. Joker wouldn't go on the Ferris wheel without him. Crow didn't care much for them either.
28.
"I was vegetating in front of the TV last night and I have to say, there are some pretty decent shows on now". Mona said.
"Huh? You're a TV fan, Mona? So am I! Especially the dramas". Panther said.
Crow chuckled. He'd caught Mona watching dramas and Hallmark movies late at night, with a bowl of popcorn. Sometimes he'd join him. Then, Joker found out and joined them.
At first, Crow was worried that Joker would make fun of him. To his surprise, Joker thought it was adorable.
Crow leaned against Joker's side. Maybe they could watch something when they got home.
29.
"Whenever my foreign relatives come to Japan, they always rave about how much they love Japanese food"! Panther said.
"That's due to the sushi! I'd have no problem eating nothing but sushi for the rest of my life". Mona replied, licking his lips.
"Then you'd weigh 137 kilos". Crow told him. "Just eat the food Joker makes for you".
Mona had to admit. Joker is an amazing cook.
30.
"Kinda fiendin' for some ramen fight about now... Maybe I'll hit up Ogikubo when we get back". Skull said.
Panther saw her chance. "You're gonna get fat, y'know".
Joker chuckled. "She got you good man".
31.
"Aww man, I just can't get enough of those Akihabara maids". Skull said.
Crow blushed. While he didn't step foot in the maid cafes. He did like it when Joker dressed up as a maid.
Joker convinced him to dress up as one too. Crow loved the way Joker reacted but, hated wearing the costume. He much preferred the pink nurse costume. A naughty nurse was hotter than a naughty maid. Plus, the skit was shorter for optimal purposeful or accidental flashing.
32.
"When we're riding in the car like this, it's easy to forget that we're actually inside of Mona". Crow pointed out.
Joker frowned. He got what Crow was saying, but he didn't want to think about that.
33.
"I'm getting a bit hungry. I should've eaten beforehand". Crow said.
"I have some curry and coffee in my bag". Joker told him.
Crow wrinkled his nose. "How long have they been in there"? He didn't want to get food poisoning.
Joker thought for a minute. "A week? Wait, what is today"?
"It's Thursday". Crow said, crossing his arms over his chest.
Joker thought for a minute. "Three, four". He frowned. "I just made them two days ago".
Crow frowned. "If I fucking die".
Joker chuckled. "You won't".
Crow hoped not, but it wouldn't be the worst way to go."See, you didn't die". Ren wrapped his arms around Akechi's waist.
Akechi smiled. "Would it be the worst way to go"?
Ren licked Akechi's lips. "I feel the same way about your thighs".
Akechi shook his head and sighed. "Masochist".
"You know you love me".
Akechi ran his hands over Ren's bare chest. "How about we go again"?
Ren's heart raced. "What do you want to do"?
Akechi thought for a minute. "I love it when you eat my ass".
Ren blushed. "So, do you wanna do it now"?
Akechi placed his hand on Ren's chest. "Let's wait a bit".
Ren pulled Akechi into his arms. "I love you".
Akechi kissed Ren. "I love you too".
34.
"I enjoy spending time in Kichijoji. It's not very big, but there are plenty of trendy shops". Crow said.
Joker took Crow's hand. Some of their favourite date spots were in Kichijoji. "How about I take you out tonight"?
Crow turned to look at Joker. "What brought this on"?
Joker shrugged. "It's been a while since we've had a date night".
Crow blushed. He tucked a lock of hair behind his ear. "6:30"?
Joker leaned in and whispered something in Crow's ear.
Crow's blush deepened. "If I have to, so do you".
Joker smirked. "Way ahead of you".
35.
"I always thought darts looked easy- just aim for the board, y'know? But, it's waaay harder than that". Skull said.
Joker scoffed. "Try playing 701 with Crow".
Crow rolled his eyes. "Maybe you should get better then".
Joker slammed on the brakes. "Maybe you should try to get something other than bullseyes. So I don't have to carry the whole game".
"How about you two wait till we leave to argue"? Oracle suggested.
36.
"So lately, I've been tryin' to work some training into my nightly routine before bed". Skull said.
"I've heard if you plan to take a post-workout bath, it's best to let your body cool down a bit first". Queen told him.
Usually, they took a bath before having sex. Then they'd take a bath the morning after.
Baths were fun, but Joker loved showering with Crow. The feel of Crow's arms around his waist. Every inch of Crow's body pressed up against his.
They tried having shower sex. It was fine for a bit. Then Crow slipped and hurt his knee.
A couple months later, Joker twisted his ankle. After that, they kept any and all sex to the bedroom or other room.
37.
"Why does my outfit have a tail? I don't understand". Fox wondered.
"By that logic, wouldn't Crow's costume have a tail"? Violet asked.
The car was silent. "Why do you say that"? Oracle asked.
Violet turned to Joker. "Didn't you say that Crow is a 'devil in bed' "?
Joker coughed into his hand. He really needed to watch what he said.
"Isn't the phrase 'a lady in the streets. A freak in the sheets' "? Oracle said.
Skull scratched his head. "But Crow isn't a lady".
"How about 'a man in the streets. A freak in the sheets'. It still rhymes". Noir said. She thought for a minute. "But wouldn't the 'freak' be Joker"?
Everybody started talking over each other.
Joker groaned and leaned his head on the wheel. He loved his friends but, he would appreciate it if they didn't speculate about his sex life and what he was like in bed.
Crow patted him on the shoulder. "They don't know how right they are". Joker was pretty kinky but surprisingly submissive in bed. Crow blushed. Even though Joker was normally submissive. It didn't mean he couldn't take charge. Some of Crow's best orgasms came from Joker taking control.
38.
"I got so into the manga I was readin' last night that I was up 'til this morning re-readin' the whole thing". Skull said, yawning.
"If you want, I'll read to you when we get home". Joker told him.
Crow curled into Joker's side. "Maybe we could get sushi"? He looked at him with pleading eyes.
Joker chuckled. "Anything for you, my love". He pecked Crow on the lips.
Crow wrapped an arm around Joker's neck. He savoured the taste of their kiss.
"Come on, man! Just because you're dating don't mean that you have'ta make out all the time! Let each other breathe". Skull told them.
Crow chuckled against Joker's lips. "You're just jealous".
Skull glared at him. "I ain't jealous"!
"He's so jealous. Isn't he"? Crow took Joker's face in his claws.
Joker gazed up at Crow with love in his eyes. "Yes, he is". He swung his legs over Crow's lap.
Skull sighed. "Joker doesn't count as he's wrapped up in love with you".
Joker climbed into Crow's lap.
"See". Skull gestured towards them.
"Hey, you two better not do anything in there". Mona warned them.
Joker pulled back, pouting. "No fair".
"When we get home". Crow promised.
----- CHAPTER BREAK -----
39.
"Check this out: last night, I dreamt I was gettin' into some sick Phantom thief action"! Skull said.
"Don't you think it may be unhealthy to have the Phantom Thieves on your mind 24 hours a day"? Makoto asked.
Joker stifled a laugh. Try telling Mishima that. Speaking of which, he should go see him. Joker sighed. Maybe he should bring Crow with him. Then Mishima can stop trying to set him up on blind dates.
40.
"I found this cafe in Kichiioji with phenomenal tea-would you care to try it sometime"? Noir asked.
"Oh, I'm so in! I love the little cakes you can get with the tea". Panther told her.
"Crow's rather picky about his tea". Joker told them.
"I think they have a wide selection". Noir said.
Joker elbowed him. "What do you think"?
Crow crossed his arms over his chest. "Maybe".
Joker kissed him on the cheek. "It'll be fun". He squeezed Crow's hand.
Crow wasn't too sure. He wanted to try and get along with Joker's friends. But he didn't entirely trust them.
"I could come with you". Joker whispered in his ear.
Crow smiled. "I'll be fine".
41.
"That grappling hook is very useful. I should find a way to utilize one in my daily life". Fox said.
"No way, man! You'd draw too much attention. What if people figured out you're a Phantom Thief"!? Skull yelled.
Crow laughed. "Please, like you don't bark at the top of your lungs about being a Phantom Thief".
42.
"Skull... You're not going to land any hits just by waving your weapon around as hard as you can". Morgana told him.
"Oh, he'll land hits. But it might not be the thing he's aiming for". Crow said, smirking.
43.
"Yesterday Sojiro bought me my favourite instant yakisoba". Oracle said.
"Ah, excellent! Did he get any for me"? Mona asked.
"Mona, that isn't good for you". Joker chided him.
"You're no fun". Mona pouted.
44.
"You may not like working with me, but I'm counting on your assistance until our goal is achieved". Crow said.
Joker took his hand. "I like working with you".
The whole car rolled their eyes.
"Oh, we know you like working with Crow".
Joker blushed and scooted closer to Crow.
Crow wrapped his arm around Joker's waist protectively.
45.
"I get stiff all over from just sitting in the car". Violet said.
"Well, there's an athlete for you. Wanna try exploring on foot for a while"? Mona proposed.
Joker wondered how long it would take before somebody started complaining.
46.
"I tried to paint a landscape of the starry sky once, but it's quite difficult to do so from within the city". Fox said.
"You could probably see them from a park, but parks are kinda scary at night". Panther told him.
Joker occasionally took Crow on dates to the park to stargaze.
Crow didn't like the dark, but as long as Joker was with him.
Once, on his birthday, Joker made love to him under the stars.
Crow returned the favour on Joker's birthday.
47.
"I'm willing to bet Joker's skilled enough to use throwing knives". Mona said.
Crow groaned. "Don't give him any ideas. I'll wake up to a shipment of knives on the porch".
"Leblanc doesn't have a porch". Oracle said.
Joker took Crow's hand. "I sleep over at Crow's sometimes".
Mona snorted. "Like you two get any sleep".
48.
"The other day, I went into the mountains to gather vegetables so I could cut back on food expenses". Fox said.
"Please be careful, Fox. We don't need you getting hurt or falling off a cliff". Joker told him.
49.
"I'm in top shape today! Let's keep going". Violet said.
"All right! Joker-floor it"! Mona told him.
"How about you manifest seatbelts before 'flooring it' "? Crow said.
50.
Mona yawned. "I didn't get enough sleep".
"Please stay awake... I'd like to avoid any and all car crashes, if possible". Queen told him.
Driving a sleepy Mona wasn't easy as all the power disappeared when Mona closed his eyes. Which is how he turns on the headlights.
51.
"You think I'm frightening when I fight? I'm afraid you're going to have to accept it". Crow said.
"I was pretty shocked at first, but now I'm used to it". Oracle said.
Joker was pretty shocked too. The shook soon gave way to
something else.
Watching Crow growl and slice through shadows was insanely hot.
52.
"Sometimes it's impossible for me to fall asleep on days we've been to palaces, no matter how tired I am". Noir told them.
"Same here-I just get so worked up that I can't close my eyes when I get home". Mona said.
"Is that why you stare at us"? Joker asked. That derailed their plans because Crow didn't like Morgana staring at him. So, they did it in the bathroom, against the wall. He rubbed his head. Maybe they should tone it down a bit.
53.
"Maybe I should get a gun too, just for self-defense... Nah, my hands need to be empty". Oracle said.
"I think it's better if you don't". Joker told her. Lest she end up shooting herself.
"Don't concern yourself with that. Just as we have our specialties, you have yours as well". Fox told him.
Maybe they could get her a paint gun. Joker didn't think Iwai sold them.
54.
"Pancakes... I don't want to hear that word again for a long, long time". Crow sighed.
"I'll make you some for your birthday". Joker told him, ignoring Crow's death glare.
"You'll be lucky to make it to his birthday if you keep that up". Oracle told him.
Joker shrugged. The worst thing Crow would do was fuck him harder. And they already had rough sex on occasion. Plus, Crow wasn't evil and would give him a break if he needed it.
55.
"Once my sister brought home some sushi for me. It was indescribably good". Queen said.
Joker could feel Crow seething with anger beside him. "I can pick up some tonight".
"Make sure to get some spicy tuna rolls". Crow told him.
"Oh and some fatty tuna for me". Mona said.
Joker pecked Crow on the cheek. "Yes, my love".
Crow blushed and curled into Joker's side.
56.
"This MMO I'm hooked on is really cool. Do you wanna play with me? Oh-it's in English, though". Oracle said.
Surprisingly, Crow was a gamer and a pretty good one at that.
Joker wasn't bad, but he was that proficient in English yet. He had a pretty good grasp on French, though.
"Just try not to get banned this time". Joker told him. Crow had a bad habit of trash-talking the other players.
Crow glared at him. "It's not my fault they suck".
"They were ten-year-old kids".
Crow shrugged. "Not my fault".
57.
"Riding in the car may beat walking, but it doesn't stop my legs from growing stiff and sore". Crow said.
"I'll rub them when we get home". Joker promised.
"Only my legs"?
Joker cleared his throat. "Depends if we're in the mood".
Crow placed his hand on Joker's thigh. "You tell me".
Joker swallowed thickly. "Then we will".
58.
"I repeat: I am not a cat. To prove it, I took an actual bath yesterday". Mona said.
"That's because you rolled in something disgusting". Joker reminded him.
Mona bristled. "You didn't need to scrub so hard"!
"You were a very stinky kitty". Joker said, wrinkling his nose.
59.
"Wouldn't it be cool if you could mod the grappling hook so it was electrified"? Oracle said.
"That sounds cool, but wouldn't it be even more dangerous for Joker"? Noir asked.
"It'd also be dangerous for anybody who happened to be with him". Crow said.
60.
"I ordered kusaya but they refused to make it-they said they couldn't get the smell out of the kitchen". Noir told them.
Crow doesn't blame them. Joker made kusaya once. It was good, but it took a good three days to air out the house. On hot days, you can still faintly smell it.
61.
"I definitely made the right decision giving him the code name 'Joker' ". Mona said.
"It definitely fits him". Crow said, glancing at Joker.
Joker blushed. He liked it when Crow used his code name in bed.
62.
"The grappling hook's cable seems pretty strong, but it's scary to think what could happen if it snapped". Queen said.
"Eh, you're just bein' paranoid. Don't sweat it-he'll be fine". Skull told her.
"If you fucking jinx him". Crow threatened. He didn't want to be in the air if that happened. Crow didn't want Joker to get hurt.
"Don't worry". Joker whispered. He knew Crow was afraid of heights.
63.
"Let's take our leave before it gets too late-this is no place for us to be dawdling". Crow said.
Joker smirked. "What do you got a hot date"?
Crow glared at him. "Yes, if we ever get out of here".
"We're almost done. Just a bit longer". Joker told him.
Crow crossed his arms over his chest. "That's what you said an hour ago".
64.
"I'm studying hard so I can go to college, despite being a Phantom Thief". Queen said.
"You'll get in". Joker said, squeezing his hand.
Crow smiled. He'd been studying for weeks, which meant that he'd been stressing for weeks. Joker made sure he took lots of breaks.
65.
"Joker's so acrobatic! He's really got the hang of that grappling hook". Noir gashed.
"Well, Joker IS our ringleader-I would hope he could pull off something that awesome"! Oracle said.
Sometimes, Joker felt like he was running a three-ring circus.
66.
"Look, I only eat cat food because I have to-". Mona said.
Joker didn't know what the problem was. "It tastes fine".
The entire car was quiet.
"You've eaten cat food? Like the dry pellets or wet food"? Skull asked.
"He's eaten both". Crow said.
"Dude...". Skull said, scratching his head.
"Try being the one who kisses him. It's like kissing a human cat".
"You love it though". Joker said, batting his eyes.
Crow glared at him. "It's like kissing a fish".
67.
"My Persona is craving prey... I can feel it". Crow said.
Everybody stared at him.
"Dude, are you alright"? Skull asked.
Joker took his hand, squeezing it.
Crow leaned against his shoulder.
68.
"Graduation time is already nigh". Crow said.
Joker smiled. "It's been a long year. At the same time, it doesn't feel that long".
Crow slipped his hand into Joker's. "Hopefully, this year will be quieter".
69.
"I feel incredible today! Put the pedal to the metal"! Crow said.
Joker grinned. "Whatever you say, my love".
Everyone held on for dear life.
70.
My power is welling up within me... I feel like I could annihilate anything"! Crow told them.
Everyone moved a bit further away.
"Dude, your boyfriend is a bit intense". Skull told him.
Joker smiled, blushing. "I know and I love it". He glanced at Crow.
Crow blushed and hid behind his hair.
Joker kissed Crow on the cheek, causing his blush to deepen.
71.
"It's not that I have a split personality or anything-I simply choose which of my masks to wear". Crow told them.
"I get it, man. But sometimes it seems like you're two separate people". Skull told him.
"You're getting better". Joker assured him.
Crow was fine with showing his true self to only Joker. "Thank you". He said, leaning in to kiss him.
Joker blushed violently. "You're welcome". He loved it when Crow surprised him like that.
72.
"There was a time long ago when I wanted to be a hero. This laser gun is a memento from that period". Crow said.
Joker hooked his foot around Crow's ankle. "You're my hero". He whispered.
Crow lovingly rolled his eyes. "Cheesy". Secretly, he loved it.
"As for your laser gun. You really know how to use it".
Crow turned dark red. He was glad they were alone, save for Mona. "Oh, you're getting it tonight".
Joker smirked. "Fine by me". He took Crow's hand. "We can start now if you want".
"Oh no, you don't! If you do anything, you'll be walking". Mona told them.
73.
"Check this out: last night, I dreamt I was gettin' into some sick Phantom Thief action "! Skull said.
"How serendipitous. I had a similar dream recently where I struggling to crack a safe". Fox said.
Joker raised an eyebrow. "You know how to crack a safe, Fox"?
74.
"Hey, is it just me, or is Morgana's sword basically the same size as Joker's knife"? Skull asked.
"Well, it's the right length for me. Or do you want me to just grow huge all of a sudden for you"? Mona asked.
Joker chuckled, imagining a giant Mona. "Would you be a cat or human"?
"Either way, he'd take up more room in our bed". Crow told him.
75.
"Aren't knives kinda hard to use 'cause of their shortness? I definitely prefer my own shit". Skull said.
"Yeah, your weapon's perfect for you-no thinking, just smashing". Oracle said.
Joker laughed. "She got you good man".
76.
"Dammit! I just realized I'm missin' a TV show I wanted to watch"! Skull said.
Crow thought for a minute. "Did you remember to program the DVR"? He asked Joker.
"I think I did". Hopefully, Mona didn't turn the DVR off. Joker didn't know whether Mona did that on accident or purpose.
----- CHAPTER BREAK -----
77.
"So, cats love to chase mice, right? I don't get it-where's the fun in that"? Mona asked.
"Don't cats eat mice"? Panther asked.
Mona made a face. "Well, I don't"!
"You do chase the laser pointer and your tail". Joker pointed out.
Mona scowled. "I will catch that red dot and my tail"!
78.
"Last night I dreamt I was eating a chocolate bar, then all of a sudden, it got mad and started chasing me"! Panther said.
"Being pursued by a chocolate bar... That actually has the potential to be an excellent dream". Fox said.
"Did it catch you"? Crow asked.
79.
"It's actually quite exhilarating to attack with a whip. I wonder why that is...". Panther said.
"Uh, well... Aw, y'know what? It doesn't matter"! Skull said.
Crow chuckled. "No, no, by all means, keep going". He said with a wicked smile.
Joker frowned. "Quit while you're ahead, Skull".
80.
"Creating a piece of art is pointless unless I can convey the full essence of the subject". Fox said.
"You can paint me if you want". Joker told him.
Fox's eyes lit up. "Would you be interested in posing for a nude painting"?
Joker turned dark red. "I... Uh. It won't be seen by too many people, will it"? He felt Crow staring holes in the back of his head.
"I can modify the features, so they could belong to any man".
Joker turned to face Crow. " It's just a painting, nothing more".
Crow let out an angry huff. He knew Joker wanted to increase his self-esteem. Crow took a deep breath. "I trust you". He said to Joker. Crow turned to face Fox.
"I have no romantic or sexual interest in Joker. My interest is purely in the name of art".
Joker took Crow's hand. "Thank you for defending my virtue, but Fox means no harm".
Crow wrapped his arm protectively around Joker's waist.
Joker smiled and kissed Crow on his cheek. "I love you".
"If you're interested, Crow. I could paint you too".
Crow turned scarlet. "... I'll have to think about it".
Fox nodded. "That's fine, take your time".
"You can do it". Joker encouraged him. He squeezed his thigh.
81.
"Mona, what exactly do you have in those pouches"? Fox asked.
"Oh, I daren't say. A Phantom Thief's possessions are supposed to be mysterious". Mona said.
"Hey Joker, what does Mona have in his pouches"? Panther asked.
"Infiltration tools, food and catnip, maybe"?
82.
"Panther's outfit is bright red... It's the only one of ours that's conspicuous". Fox said.
"It's a little embarrassing when you point it out like that. I like red, so... So what"? Panther said.
"Joker's outfit is so dark that he blends in with the scenery. I've lost him on occasion". Skull said.
Joker frowned. "Crow looks like an edgy candy cane".
"It's either that or a storybook prince". Crow argued.
Joker squeezed Crow's thigh. "I like both". He whispered in his ear.
Crow cleared his throat and scooted closer.
83.
"I have the perfect bath bomb. The scent's so soothing, it'll put you out like a light". Panther said.
"We're always looking for new scents". Crow said. They liked to take a bath before bed.
Joker wrapped his arms around Crow's waist, pulling him into his lap.
Crow leaned back in Joker's arms.
84.
"I had the weirdest dream... I was at school, but I was wearing my Phantom Thief outfit". Queen said.
"You'd look gorgeous". Crow whispered in Joker's ear.
Joker blushed. "I'd get even stranger looks than I do now".
Crow grabbed his arm. "I would love it".
Joker smiled.
85.
"Doesn't Joker seem somehow different here than he does at school"? Queen asked.
"Huh? Ya think so? I dunno... Seems the same to me". Skull said.
"I love both sides of you. Shy and adorable or sexy and confident". Crow purred.
Joker pecked him on the cheek.
86.
"Let me know if you ever get a tear in your clothing-I'm good at sewing, so I could most likely fix it". Noir said.
"Sweet! I dunno why, but my sleeves keep endin' up all frayed". Skull said.
Joker didn't want to tell her that their costumes were fixed the next time they came in.
87.
"I wonder what Oracle sees through her goggles". Noir said.
Joker shivered. Since she hacks into pretty much anything. He can only imagine what she saw.
88.
"When I dine out, I tend to prioritize atmosphere over taste. Any recommendations for me"? Crow asked.
"Very well... I shall reveal the location of my favourite free sample kiosk". Fox told him.
Joker cleared his throat. "I think Crow wants a little something more than desserts or free samples ".
Crow frowned. "That would be preferable, yes".
89.
"When I dine out, I tend to prioritize atmosphere over taste. Any recommendations for me"?
"Ow! What was that for"? Joker asked, rubbing his arm.
"Crow wants you to ask him out". Oracle told him.
Joker blushed and turned to face Crow. "You want me to ask you out"?
Crow nodded, twirling his hair around his finger.
Joker rubbed his neck. "Would you like to go on a date with me"?
Crow blushed. "I would love to".
"I didn't think you liked me back". Joker told him.
Crow took his hand. "It seems we both underestimated the other's feelings".
90.
"I'm a bit parched. It's too bad there isn't a vending machine on the platform". Crow said.
"Uh, I don't think I wanna drink anything we find in Mementos". Panther said.
"Well, only shadows live here and they probably don't require hydration". Fox pointed out.
"I think I have something in my bag". Joker told him.
Crow made a face. "I think I'm good". Joker tended to packrat things away 'just in case'. So, who knows how fresh the food and drink are?
91.
"Don't push yourselves too hard. We can't afford to fail". Crow said.
Joker met his eyes in the rearview mirror. "You need to take your own advice".
Crow blushed and crossed his arms over his chest. He wasn't used to somebody looking out for him.
92.
"Mowing down shadows is so satisfying. There's no one to stop us from doing it, either". Crow said.
"My love, you sound a bit like a psychopath". Joker told him.
"Hard to believe those words are coming from the Detective Prince". Oracle said.
Joker smirked. "You should hear some of the things he says in-Ow"!
"You're going to refrain from saying anything, lest you wish to die". Crow threatened.
93.
"Learning how to handle the media is vital. Once you know what to do, it becomes an extremely useful tool". Crow said.
"You're rather manipulative, aren't you"? Fox asked.
Crow shrugged. "It's a way to get ahead in life".
"That's not a great outlook on life". Fox told him.
94.
"I feel incredible today! Put the pedal to the metal"! Crow told Joker.
"Well, someone's in a good mood. Just don't go hurtin' yourself, 'kay"? Skull told him.
"Uhh, maybe we shouldn't let Crow drive". Panther said.
Crow crossed his arms over his chest. "And why not? I'm an incredibly safe driver".
Joker smiled. "Crow's actually a really good driver. He doesn't speed either". Joker rubbed his neck. "He does have a horrible case of road rage".
"Road rage"? Panther said. "We're the only car down here".
Joker caught Crow's eye. "Shadows move into our path". They really needed to install seatbelts for those moments.
95.
"My power is welling up within me... I feel like I could annihilate anything"! Crow exclaimed.
"Hey, you're starting to creep me out-just don't annihilate the transportation, all right"? Mona told him.
"You're talking like a stereotypical serial killer". Fox told him.
"I'm glad you're overflowing with power 'n' all, but what say we save it for the shadows"? Oracle suggested.
"You might want to tone it down a bit, my love". Joker whispered in his ear. "If you need, you can stay over tonight". Sometimes Crow needed help getting rid of access energy.
"Bottom". Crow said, a blush rapidly spreading across his face.
Joker placed his hand on Crow's wrist. "I'll see you tonight, then".
96.
"My Persona is craving prey... I can feel it". Crow said.
"Uh, great, I guess... So long as it's cravin' shadows an' not us". Skull moved further away.
"I made you a bento. It's in my bag". Joker told him.
"Oracle, I'm staying over tonight". Mona said with a sigh.
"Sorry, Mona". Joker told him.
"It's better than having to hear you guys".
Joker frowned. They weren't that loud, were they?
"You're louder than you think". Mona tells them.
97.
"Oh, don't mind me-carry on with your fun little chit-chat". Crow told them.
"Somebody's jealous". Oracle said.
"You act like we don't include you in our conversations". Joker said, pulling Crow into his lap.
Crow leaned back into Joker's arms.
98.
"This place proves to me that people use each other as stepping stones to attain their desires". Crow said.
Skull frowned. "A bit cynical, aren't ya"?
Crow shrugged. "It's not my fault that's how people are".
Skull glanced at Joker. "You sure know how to pick them".
99.
"There was a time long ago where I wanted to be a hero. This laser gun is a memento from that period". Crow said.
"YOU used to be an innocent lil kid!? Dude, I can not picture that". Skull told him.
Joker smiled. "You should see the pictures. He was the cutest".
"Over your dead body". Crow threatened.
"Uh... I'll pass". Skull said.
100.
"I've been so busy balancing school and detective work, there are times where I realize I've missed a meal". Crow said.
"Take better care of yourself! Your diet has an influence on your skin complexion, you know". Panther told him.
"That's why I started bringing you lunch". Joker said.
Crow frowned. "You don't have to do that". It was embarrassing that his boyfriend had to make sure he ate.
101.
"Don't misunderstand me: I still haven't given up on defeating you". Crow said. He gripped Joker's upper thigh.
Joker smirked and moved closer. "I'm not giving up". He hooked his foot around Crow's ankle.
"You just don't know how to drop it, do you? I thought we were past that shit". Skull said.
Fox framed the two of them. "Perfect. I shall call it Rivals In Love".
"Ah, dude, they're flirting again"! Skull complained.
"The 'love' part better wait till we get home". Mona warned.
"We could sneak off if we need to". Joker whispered.
"At the next safe floor". Crow said as his hand slowly trailed up Joker's leg.
102.
"I only went to Leblanc to keep an eye on you, but I must say, the coffee is quite excellent". Crow said.
Joker chuckled. "And here I thought it was because you had a crush on me".
Crow coughed awkwardly. "... That came later".
"Aww, you had a crush on me". Joker teased.
Crow glared at him. "We're dating".
Joker smiled. "It's still cute".
103.
"I suppose fate leads men to strange bedfellows at times". Crow said.
Joker went to make a witty remark. But saw Crow and the rest of his team glaring at him. He thought it was better not to say anything.
104.
"This scenery is starting to really grow old to me. Let's find something to kill already". Crow said.
Joker turned the corner. "Will a Treasure Demon do"?
Crow smiled. "Let's go".
105.
"It's been so cold lately. I have to be especially careful not to get sick". Violet said.
"Whether it's for sports or studies, your health's important. Make sure you're staying warm at night". Queen said.
Violet was no doubt warm, sandwiched in between Joker and Crow. Especially when they were in her. So warm that Joker accidentally came in her on occasion. Which made her ever warmer. Crow had better control. But two was always better than one.
106.
"Why is the one dessert you get to eat during the week so delicious"? Violet asked.
"What would you like this week"? Joker asked.
"Crème brûlée". She said.
Joker looked at Crow. "Any requests"?
"Crème brûlée or cheesecake". Crow told him.
"I can make them both".
"Please do". Violet told him.
107.
"I'm thinking about incorporating some of Panther's whip techniques into my ribbon routine". Violet said.
"Violet with a whip? Now that'd be scary". Oracle said.
Violet with a whip. That made Joker's cock twitch with interest. Even though Crow didn't react. Joker knew he was into that too.
108.
"All this exploring's getting to my stomach. I feel like indulging a bit today". Violet said.
"Sushi"! Morgana cried.
Joker chuckled. "Sushi it is".
109.
"So, the fact that we're much more agile here-is that the Metaverse's doing"? Violet asked.
"Yeah, definitely don't try to pull this stuff off in the real world". Mona said.
"Why does it sound like there's a story I haven't heard"? Violet asked.
Crow glanced at Joker. "Joker pulled a muscle trying to wall jump".
"Oh my, you need to be careful. And make sure to stretch first". Violet told him.
Crow snorted. "Like he'll listen".
110.
"It's easy to forget we're inside of Mona-senpai when we're in here". Violet said.
"So if Mona turned back to normal right now, we'd all be in his stomach"? Fox asked.
"Uh, wouldn't be on the ground"? Skull asked. "I don wanna be digested by a cat".
111.
"I'm starting to get hungry... I should've brought a bento with me". Violet said.
"I might have something in my bag". Joker told her.
"Be careful, you don't know how long that stuff's been in there". Crow warned her.
Violet made a face. "Thanks, senpai. I'm not doubting your cooking skills. I'd just rather not eat anything past its exploration date".
112.
"Would you care to eat after this? I know a very good place". Violet asked.
Joker caught Crow's eye in the rearview mirror. "What do you say"?
"I guess so".
Joker smiled. "We'll join you, Violet".
"Great, I'll meet you after we get done".
113.
"You can hear human moaning here". Crow chuckles. "I do enjoy horror movies".
"Not zombie movies though". Joker said.
Crow glared at him. "If you value your life. You'll shut up".
Joker smiles. "Whatever you say, my love".
Crow took his hand, digging his claws in. "Darling".
114.
"They may just be Shadows, but I do have to sympathize when they get hit by the car," Crow said.
"How about feeling sorry for me!? I get hit by Shadows"! Morgana exclaimed.
"Does it really hurt, Mona-chan? I didn't think shadows were that solid". Noir said.
"Yeah, the ones in the palace look more solid than these ones". Panther said.
Mona grumbled. "Well, it still hurts".