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Of course it had been some kind of a red hood stan who had decided to go after Mia.
He did do it while Ollie and the others were out of town and Emi was studying for her exams, so she had to give him that. That was clever.Smarter than the actual Red Hood, who ended up going back to bats after being wronged by bats and was shocked when bats wronged him again."I'll give you that, you're smarter than the actual red hood" she had told him, smirking at the guy in his body armor and the dildo looking helmet and his henchmen. "The guy went right back to bats, after all".She could take them. They were with many, but they weren't capable of doing what she can do. They were all way too nervous and looked inexperienced, this fanboy had probably gotten them from black market Wal-Mart. The guy who was supposed to hold her, was shaking like a leaf and she could work with that. She could definitely throw him at this group for an opportunity to get rid of the duct tape. She had done this before. So much that it got pathetic.The group cried out in outrage before the lights in the warehouse all went out, completely freaking out the fanboy and his 4chan crew before they switched on their lights and started searching the warehouse.This wasn't her idea, maybe these stans just pissed off the actual red hood. But she rather had that one of the others had come home early."Check the doors!" the number one fanboy shouted and one of his henchmen opened the door, stepped outside and disappeared with a scream of fear."I doubt that's red hood" Mia pointed out, throwing the shaking henchmen at the others, kneeing another in his crotch, finally getting rid of the duct tape and finally being able to get her bow back.As she nocked an arrow, several henchmen who had been standing near the door had disappeared into the darkness outside, only their bone chilling screams were heard."I also doubt that it's bats" she added, dodging one of the fanboys and shooting an arrow into his knee. "He would have shown up, crashing through the skylight and would have gotten murdered by my dad or anyone else in my family after all this".An silence fell while she shot an glue arrow at the biggest one and stabbed another henchman in the foot with another arrow, before nocking another one and hitting one henchman in the knee."Die" the number one fanboy shouted while pulling out something that looked like some Amazonian and alien tech mashed together with spit and a prayer and attacking."Better suggestion: you drop these things and you don't die" Mia retorted, dodging the blades with ease and taking out another henchman. "I can assure you that I know multiple people who would punt you into outer space, even with all that tech that you've got from the black market"."Who is going to go down here and take care of us, people who are far below their level? Now, beware of the Cast-all blades" the number one fanboy said with a cold laugh before freezing upon hearing a crackle, a hum, a green flash of light and a voice."Ah. Found you".Then one henchman cried out in pain and went down with a green projectile sticking out of his leg and a couple of others followed while they tried to find out where the threat was, until the number one fanboy was the last one standing aside from these second rate snipers on top of the crates across the entrance, with the threat right there.Or not, the snipers had just shat their pants upon sight of a gl within a couple of meters and tried to escape through the windows. They failed so spectacularly that it was hilarious."Him" Mia just said, flashing the stan a smug smile as he looked from Mia to Hal and back. 'You could say me and my siblings are nepotism babies, you better have a good life insurance"."That's a bit over exaggerated, kiddo" Hal said, dryly. "Try being the favorite of the Guardians"."Two JL founders, several JL members and at least one JSA'er will show up on a good day, so I don't think I am over exaggerating" Mia replied, grinning at her uncle who just sighed and pinched his nose bridge."I get back to Earth and you decided to get abducted by some Red hood wannabe and his gang, I really didn't want to deal with anything or anyone bat related, you know?"."The world is filled with disappointments. Like the bats' entire existences".That caused an enraged outcry of the stan who immediately got pinned to a wall next to the door by some green projectiles and Mia's arrows."Listen, I might not be green arrow, but I will make sure if you people or red hood decide to go after her or any of the others again that your bodies will not be found" Hal said, sweetly, smiling at the wannabe."Bullshit. The gl's don't kill"."Don't test me, buddy" the lantern said, still smiling while conjuring up a sword. "I am not bats. You should be happy it was me and not my partner, her father"."So, should we head home now we're done?" he then asked Mia."First get some food at Abi's place" she answered as they leave the building. "Ollie isn't home yet. And he put me in charge of the food"."Why are there so many ambulances going towards the southwest?" Ollie had asked after returning home from that weirdass league thing.Emi just shrugged in response."I dunno, ask Mia" she then said. "She always does something"."Usually you are also involved in her shenanigans, Emi" Ollie sighed."Listen, just ask Mia. Not me. I have been here the whole night" Emi grumbled."Ok, what did you do?" Ollie asked, staring at Mia who grinned at him and just shrugged."I don't know, it's totally not a red hood wannabe and his 4chan squad who got their asses kicked" Mia then said, sipping her cola. "And they weren't traumatized at all"."To be fair, I thought it was the actual red hood who had lost his shit" Hal pointed out, smiling innocently at Ollie. "I also really didn't want to deal with anything bat affiliated"."Me neither. I would rather had beaten Scarecrow's scrawny ass" Mia agreed."You corrupted my daughter, Hal"."Did I, Ollie?" the lantern replied, raising an eyebrow at Ollie who threw up his hands in frustration. "I thought you were doing that just fine on your own"."Well, you told Mia about that one thing that happened on the roadtrip"."I didn't do such thing".