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Today was Tommy Webber's birthday. Child actor, portrayer of Laredo (or Lt. Laredo, technically, but whatever), African American, was celebrating another year of getting older. The crew of Galaxy Quest had always celebrated birthdays, but never got bizarre gift requests, or even ideas for that matter. This year, however, was an exception, kinda. Gwen DeMarco, hot blonde, bridge bunny, communications officer, portrayer of Tawney Madison, wet dream of quadrillions of adolescent boys, had an idea of what to give Tommy for his birthday, but it was probably going to take a while."I know what to get Tommy for his birthday!" Gwen knew what she wanted to get Tommy."Yes? What is it?" Jason Nesmith asked while once again trying to look out the fucking window, except the Protector probably didn't have a window."It'll probably take a while, but I know what Tommy should get." DeMarco admitted that it may take a while because of what it was about to be."Gwen, just tell us what you're going to get Tommy, will ya?" Alexander Dane once again got pretty annoyed with Gwen not telling anyone what she was getting the birthday crewmate.And so, Gwen whispered in both Jason and Alexander's ears. The two crewmen gasped."A stripper? Gwen, are you fucking crazy? Where are we going to find a stripper at this time?" Alexander called Gwen crazy, then proceeded to ask her so many fucking questions about her gift for Tommy."You want us to help you find a stripper for Tommy?" Jason was also confused as fuck about Gwen's bizarre ass gift she intended on getting Tommy, almost just as confused as Alex."Yes, I do, Jason." Gwen confirmed that she wanted some help with Tommy's birthday present."Well, it's not gonna be easy." Alexander harshly but not angrily told Gwen that it was not going to be easy to get the gift she had in mind.Sure, Alexander was right about Gwen's gift idea. However, DeMarco was going to arrange for this to happen, one way or another. It was difficult, sure, but she was gonna make sure this happened. Tommy was going to get his birthday gift."What do you know about strippers, Gwen?" Alexander once again questioned Gwen about her knowledge about strippers."Are you going to be a stripper for Tommy?" Jason asked Gwen in a rather confused tone of voice."Yes I am, Jason and Alex." Gwen confirmed that she was going to become a stripper for her crewmate. "I know he's gonna love it.""How are you gonna do it, Gwen?" Jason suddenly became curious about Gwen and her questionable birthday gift choice. "Do you have the right undergarments underneath your uniform?""Jason, what kind of question is that? Why are you asking Gwen about her undergarments?" Alexander was not happy about Jason's question to Gwen, as usual. "She has her satin bra and lacy panties on as usual, I'm sure she has the right undergarments on.""I was just asking Gwen a question, okay?" Jason was starting to argue with Alexander as always, or was going to."Alex's right, Jason." Gwen simply told Jason that he shouldn't have asked her that question before asking, "Can you guys at least help me surprise Tommy?""Sure, of course, Gwen." Alexander begrudgingly decided not to murder Jason just to help Gwen out."Because it's Tommy's birthday." Jason nonchalantly told Gwen he was only helping her because it was Tommy's special day.And so, Alexander very gently grabbed Gwen and helped her get to Tommy's quarters, so she could surprise him for his birthday. Jason followed Alexander and Gwen out of the room and into their crewmate's quarters.There was a knock on the door. Tommy was relaxing on his bed when he got a knock on the door. He had three of his crew members at the door, but little did he know, one of them were going to be his birthday present, hold that thought. Webber had to look away so it could be a surprise. After all, it was Gwen's idea.Alexander turned the knob on the door and opened it, Jason following him in. Alex asked Tommy to close his eyes so Gwen could surprise him."Gwen, where do you want to stand?" Jason curiously asked Gwen where she wanted to stand, close to Tommy or a little further."In front of Tommy." Gwen shyly answered her crewmate's question."How far?" Alexander proceeded to ask Gwen whether she wanted to be close to or far from Tommy."This far." Gwen pointed to near the weapons near Tommy's closet.So, Alex and Jason moved Gwen near Tommy's closet, earning them a head shake from their crewmate. Then, Dane and Nesmith asked DeMarco if that was good enough and she shook her head "yes," agreeing with the crewmen. When that was done, Jason told Tommy he could open his eyes now, and then he and Alexander left the quarters."Hey Tommy... ;)" Gwen started speaking to Tommy in a rather seductive tone of voice, "I heard it's your birthday... ;)""It is, Gwen." Tommy opened his eyes and was rather surprised that Gwen was standing near the closet and was smirking at him."Well then, should we get started? That lap's not gonna dance by itself, you know. ;)" Gwen started walking over to Tommy and then standing in front of him."Didn't I ask for a stripper?" Tommy was confused as to what the hell was going on here."You did, Tommy. ;)" Gwen walked closer to Tommy, allowing him to move back a little."Then, what are you-" Tommy was about to say something else about Gwen being in his room, only for the latter to place her finger on his lips.Gwen shushed Tommy and started doing a rather seductive dance. Webber looked at DeMarco in surprise while the latter started running her hands all over her body while she danced. He was speechless."You're..." Tommy looked away from the floor to look at Gwen's provocative dancing."Mhm." Gwen said before kicking her shoes off and getting onto Tommy's lap."The stripper?" Tommy rested his hands near Gwen's hips and started massaging them a little."I am, Tommy. ;)" Gwen began grinding against Tommy while sitting on his lap, letting him sigh in bliss.Gwen was rubbing herself against Tommy, making him a little turned on. Webber kinda knew why he didn't think DeMarco was going to be the stripper: because she was wearing her uniform this whole time. She didn't strip yet. No wonder why he was confused."Aren't you going to-" Tommy tried looking for the right words to say while pointing at Gwen's uniform and basically telling her to take her uniform off.Gwen continued grinding against Tommy, allowing the latter to moan softly under his breath. She got off of his lap and started slowly unzipping her uniform. Tommy looked at Gwen in surprise as she continued teasing him while opening her uniform rather slowly."Gwen, aren't you going to-" Tommy could feel his breathing getting more heavy while Gwen started exposing more skin.As soon as the zipper was down, Gwen grabbed her top and held it close so Tommy couldn't see her cleavage for a few minutes. She wanted it to be a surprise."Now Tommy, are you ready? ;)" Gwen seductively looked at Tommy as she held her shirt closed."Don't tease me, Gwen. ;)" Tommy didn't have time to be teased about seeing Gwen in the flesh."Are you ready? ;)" Gwen was about to let go of her shirt so she could remove the shirt."I'm ready, Gwen. ;)" Tommy wanted Gwen to stop teasing him and just show him the goods already.So, Gwen lowered the uniform off her shoulders, exposing her maroon bra. Tommy was licking his lips as he saw Gwen's bra, which showed a lot of her ample cleavage. DeMarco pulled her uniform down around her waist before stepping out of the uniform and throwing it to the floor, exposing her lacy red panties as well."Goddamn, Gwen, you look so-" Tommy was again struggling to look for the right words to say while he looked at her exposed cleavage and legs."Hot? Thank you, Tommy... ;)" Gwen pushed Tommy onto the bed and continued roughly rubbing her body against his.DeMarco could feel Webber's hardness against her panties as she rubbed herself onto him, before biting his earlobe. Tommy softly moaned from Gwen biting his earlobe. DeMarco got off of Webber and stood in front of him."Aren't you going to take your bra off, Gwen? ;)" Tommy placed his hands near Gwen's hips and began rubbing them a little while asking her whether she was going to remove her bra or not.Gwen gently moved Tommy's hands from her hips, reached behind her, and unclasped her bra. Webber looked on in surprise while DeMarco slid her bra down rather slowly."What does it look like I was doing, Tommy? ;)" Gwen's bra was already unclasped and off her chest and shoulders, about to be removed entirely."Can I have your bra? ;)" Tommy became very interested and also pretty turned on at the thought of Gwen being the stripper for his birthday.Gwen removed her bra entirely and threw it at Tommy, exposing her large breasts, before walking over to him and getting back on his lap."Thanks for the bra, Gwen. ;)" Tommy gently folded and placed the bra in the back of his pants, then placing his hands on Gwen's breasts."You're welcome, Tommy... ;)" Gwen began kissing Tommy while running her hands all over his clothed body.Tommy started cupping Gwen's breasts in his hands, earning him a loud moan from the actress. DeMarco tried moving Webber's hands away from her breasts so she could continue with the lap dance, but she felt pleasure take over her quickly."Tommy, I really appreciate you wanting to play with my boobs, I really do," Gwen proceeded to say to Tommy while moving his hands from her breasts before saying, "but I want to continue with the dance, I promise you can play with them after I'm done, ok?"Tommy focused all of his attention on Gwen as she walked to the front of the room and continued doing that sexy dance. Gwen fucking loved it. She loved that Tommy was enjoying her company."Gwen, come here... ;)" Tommy started gesturing for Gwen to come sit on his lap.Gwen walked over to Tommy and sat down on his lap, where she started straddling him. Webber placed his hand on DeMarco's clothed ass and gently cupped it while holding her. Gwen grabbed one of her breasts and held it to Tommy's mouth, as to offer him it."You want me to suck on this?" Webber grabbed DeMarco's breast, keeping a tight grasp on it."Yes, Tommy..." Gwen softly whispered under her breath before grabbing Tommy's head and placing it near her breast, "Suck on it..."Tommy blissfully sighed and opened his lips, allowing him access to Gwen's nipple, and began suckling. Gwen blissfully moaned while Tommy sucked on and kissed her breast, which had also allowed her to arch her back in pleasure."Am I getting paid for this, Tommy?" Gwen asked while her breast was getting sucked on."Of course you are, Gwen. ;)" Tommy switched breasts so he could give Gwen's other nipple the same attention.Gwen grabbed onto Tommy as he continued to kiss and suck on her breast, which just made him go faster. Webber grabbed DeMarco's ass and smacked it as he sucked on her breast, making her arch her back in pleasure. He also grabbed onto her hair and started pulling it while he was suckling."Tommy..." Gwen once again sighed in bliss while Tommy smacked her ass and sucked on her breast at the same time."Gwen..." Tommy also sighed in bliss as he sucked on and kissed her breast and smacked her ass.Gwen got off of Tommy's lap again and slid her panties off before throwing them with her uniform. By that point, she wasn't even dancing for Tommy. She was stripping for him. Regardless, Tommy loved what Gwen was doing."Gwen, you are more than a woman, you know that? ;)" Tommy lifted his eyebrows up and down at Gwen as he looked at her naked body.Gwen got back on top of Tommy and started kissing him again, this time rougher than before. Webber placed his hand behind DeMarco's hair and stroked it gently as she kissed him."Oh, Tommy..." Gwen softly moaned while kissing Tommy."Gwen..." Tommy softly stroked Gwen's hair while he kissed her.And so, Tommy flipped Gwen over so she'd be on her back and started going at it with her. Gwen held onto Tommy tightly as he thrusted on top of her, letting her moan in bliss. The couple (especially Gwen) loudly moaned while they had sex. DeMarco once again arched her back in pleasure, allowing Webber to get a great look at her tits while he fucked her."Harder, Tommy!!~" Gwen loudly moaned while she was underneath Tommy and roughly grabbed onto him while they made love.And as the day went on, Gwen's moans got louder, as they always did, Tommy's thrusts got faster, and both actors were very happy with each other's company. Then, a few minutes after, DeMarco had an orgasm while Webber came. When all that was over, Tommy got off of Gwen and laid down beside her on the bed."How did the birthday go, Tommy? ;)" Gwen was gently stroking Tommy's hair and grabbing one of the sheets on the bed."It was exemplary, thanks to you... ;)" Tommy raised his eyebrows up and down at Gwen again while grabbing the sheet and placing it over his and Gwen's bodies."I'm glad you loved it, Tommy. ;)" DeMarco kissed Webber's forehead before trying to fall asleep."I'm glad you made my birthday even better, Gwen. ;)" Webber kissed DeMarco back before falling asleep with her.Who knew? Maybe Gwen's idea wasn't such a bad one after all. It may have not been a bad idea, but it was definitely a bizarre one.