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9 AM CST, in the city of Gronningen,
Shae wakes up, he has a long day ahead of him... of doing absolutely nothing..
Kat left the apartment about 2 hours ago, she had to run to the stores to buy lunch and then gun it to college. She's trying to get as much degrees as she needs to find a good job when she gets older.. what a inspirational clever girl..
Meanwhile, Shae is absolutely free, of absolutely everything, for today. He doesn't have a clue what to do till Kitty comes back. He plops on the couch, pulling his phone out from the charger and opens YouTube. He starts to just get lost in the videos as she scrolls, chooses a funny titled video, and watch it for 6 minutes until he hops on another one.
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Several hours have passed. Its 1 PM. Shae's almost falling back asleep, until he comes to a video called ''What is this SPERM contraction lmao''.
Shae clicks on the video;
''Have you ever seen something like this? This machine is made to jerk you off while you donate sperm at a sperm bank or to get tested at the hospital. Their whole thing is to make it ''less awkward to donate'' but I think in my most humble opinion this is even more awkward. But I dunno. You can go try it if you want at your local sperm bank. Thanks 4 watching!! SMASH that like button and SMASH the subscribe button!!!-''
Shae was kinda grossed out after seeing that.. but also, very intrigued. He's never donated sperm before, but he's been thinking about it. Shae clicks the link in the description and it brings him to the coordinates of his local sperm bank. Why not?
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Shae is looking around the buildings he's brought himself to. He double checks, it's supposedly the right place.
Some people emerge from the building and approach Shae.''Hello, are you Shae? We've been expecting you. Please come right this way!''
Shae was creeped out by this, because he did not call, make an appointment or say his name, ever. He should've taken this as a major red flag, but he proceeds in the building, awaiting the contraption that will jerk him off without putting any effort in himself.They walk into a room, there is an operation table, the machine, a couple of nurses and some... straps?? Before Shae can protest at all, he gets dragged to the table and strapped to it.''Don't worry, Shae. Just relax and let the machine do it's job for you, okay? Here's the machine's remote, you can adjust it in any ways you want. We'll give you around an hour to uhh finish up hehe.'' The doctor says as he hands Shae a tiny remote control... with all kinds of unrecognizable buttons. The doctors leave, keeping Shae strapped to a chair, with his penis in a machine and a remote in his hand.Shae just lays there for a while, confused and wondering what he should do next. He has the remote. He can't make out any of the buttons though, it's all weirdly scrambled around and has all different shapes and doesn't look in order at all. It's like it was quickly put together without any effort or vision.. I guess it won't hurt to try all the buttons.. right?Shae pushes the button on the top right, shaped like a blue arrow that's pointed south-east. The machine starts to turn on slowly, but before Shae can react, the machine starts to speed up at immaculate speeds. Shae feels his heart leave his body, it's too much for him. The machine is ripping his dick off, it's so dry. Shae remembers the machine was supposed to have a lubrication option, so he starts clicking on all the buttons to find it. The machine slowly down rapidly, going a pump every 7 seconds. The machine has lubricated like an elephant though, it's like he's swimming in it. But now it's too slow for him. He does NOT want to press the blue arrow again and tries to remember what all the buttons did... He can't, he completely forgot, everything was going too fast for him to keep a grip on his thoughts. He hovers his finger on the remote searching for just a button that looks like what he's looking for.He presses a green button with a star shape. The machine speeds up by a bit, going a pump every 4 seconds. Still not fast enough, Shae is eager to drop his load into the machine asap and get the fuck out of here. It hurts so much, he's longing to be touched and jerked off until his sack is emptied. He should've done this without the machine. Shae presses the green star button again, it speeds up again. He kinda understands the remote now. The machine is pumping his penis every 1.5 seconds now. MUCH BETTER!!!Shae just wants to finish this, but he's also afraid of not finding the slowing down button for when he needs to stop. But he puts it in the back of his mind so he can enjoy this first. He presses the green button a couple of times, he loses count. He's getting lost into the feeling, It's going to fast and its so fucking wet, this is not as good as Kat's pussy, or mouth or ass, but it still feels heavenly! Shae is enjoying the shit out of this. He cums so hard into the machine, his semen is spurting into it, making disgusting sounds while filling up the tank. Shae feels like a whore, but he is at least contributing to society.Shae comes down from his high and starts to feel tired and overused. Time to turn off the machine... wait.. where's the remote? SHIT it fell out of his hand! He's too high off the ground to reach it. Shae unsuccessfully reaches out to grab it, and tries to free his hands from his restraints. He's stuck, strapped to a big chair, being jacked off to DEATH! What a way to go out. Shae starts to sob loudly and moans while more cum is extracted from his now tiny balls. His body is feeling so much right now. He's a bit into it..
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The doctor's walk back into the room, Shae has passed out from exhaustion. His penis has been dried into oblivion and his balls have been squeezed out of all the juices they once carried in them. The doctors turn off the machine and unstrapped Shae, putting him in a van and carrying him to his house, laying him on the couch and leaving the apartment. Shae wakes up just as they leave ''WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!'' He screams out to them. Before he thinks about filing a police report, he looks down and sees the 500 euro bill laying on his table with a small letter, it reads ''thanks for contributing to the society. You're a sperm hero!''. Shae doesn't regret the experience at all. He'd happily donate again.. But hopes they upgrade their mechanics.