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Chapter 1: A Fateful MeetingOPness is relative. For a character in a story, even if they can destroy worlds with ease, the regular human author is able to easily erase their existence or make their lives worse than death.It’s not some shocking revelation. Everyone knows. It is what it is.Looking back at my life now, maybe I reincarnated? I didn’t really think about it before, but it makes sense. My whole life has been pretty strange thus far. By strange, I mean that I’ve always felt ‘unreal’. A constant sense of deja vu.It’s been fourteen years, though I don’t remember the first few years because of a traumatic brain injury. Maybe if I didn’t hit my head back then, things would have been different. Grandpa wouldn’t have died. At least it wouldn’t have been my fault. He was really old, so realistically, I know he would have died eventually… That’s just life.“Fuck…” I looked down at my tiny hands and sighed, “I definitely have PTSD.”Who wouldn’t have PTSD from something like that? Suddenly growing into a giant monster and losing control of your body just because you looked up at the Moon for a few seconds. Isn’t that a little too overpowered?Grandpa didn’t even stand a chance. He was always so strong, but I’ve been training hard all this time… I hoped that one day we’d have a real fight and I would win fairly. If Grandpa died in a fair fight, it wouldn’t be as bad. It would still be fucked up, but at least I would have had the chance to say goodbye properly.“He was prepared to die for a long time.” I knew it and I accepted it as well, but it’s still painful.Umm, ow!*Splash~!* I lifted my tail and looked backwards at the gigantic blue fish that was flapping around, trying to bite my damn tail off!“Oh wait, I was fishing!” I totally fucking forgot! I’ve been kind of out of it lately!“Nice!” I smiled at the sheer size of the bastard! He was at least a few times larger than my body! Should be able to make a decent breakfast at least!*Thump~!* I slammed the fish against the rocky riverbank a few times with my tail, then punched it in the face a few times until it was completely unconscious. The ground cracked from the force, but the fish was mostly undamaged. It’s something so ‘normal’ but why does it always make me feel weird?“Oh well! I need to stop thinking so much and just enjoy life again!” I took a breath of the fresh mountain air and smiled. I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of living in this paradise. It is kinda lonely though.I picked up the giant fish and started walking up the mountainside. When I got to the cracked dirt road, I heard a strange noise. Something familiar, yet I know I’ve never heard that sound before in my entire life thus far.*Aaaaannnnn~!* The moment I looked over, I saw a small car swerving! The side smacked me in the face and a moment later, my face was hitting a fucking tree trunk!“Ow! Goddamn it!” I rubbed my nose and looked over, “Phew, thought I lost my fish.”Well, such a light hit wouldn’t hurt me or the fish, so it’s not a big deal. But still, it’s kind of annoying.“Huh? You’re alive?!” There was a cute blue-haired girl in the driver’s seat.“Did you think you could kill me that easily?” I smirked and pulled the orange pole off my back, “If you wanna have a real fight, why don’t you come out of the car?”“What?! Wait, stay back!” She freaked out and pulled out a pistol!*Bang-bang-bang-bang!* The bullets actually kinda stung a bit!“Ow! Fuck!” I rubbed my aching head and got up off the ground.“Wait, you shouldn’t be alive, Kid!” The crazy bitch wanted to murder me! What is she, some kind of assassin?!“Grandpa warned me about people like you!” I lunged forward and grabbed her pink shirt with the letters ‘BULMA’ on it! I yanked her out of the car window as she screamed and pressed her back against the ground!“Agh~! Wait, wait, stop! I give up! I surrender! Don’t kill me!” She put her hands up and closed her teary blue eyes…*Sniff~!* I smelled something weird, then looked down and saw a wet spot forming on her pink skirt. It expanded and then I saw the yellow liquid spreading out between her legs, “Is this some assassination technique? You want me to lower my guard and then-”“I’m not an assassin! I’m-I’m just a girl, okay?!” She screamed at me while crying, “Why are you being so rough with me?!”“You shot me in the face!” I let go of her slightly ripped shirt and pointed at the four bullet-bruises on my fucking face, “If someone ran you over with a car and shot you in the face afterwards, wouldn’t you think they were an assassin?!”“I’d be dead! I’m not a monster like you!” She retorted and then kept crying while covering her face with her hands… And I could see her peeking out of her fingers occasionally, checking to see if I fell for her bullshit.“I’m not a monster, I’m just a boy. You’re a girl, right?” I looked at her right breast that was revealed through her ripped shirt, then I lifted up her wet pink skirt and looked at her polkadot panties. She didn’t have a dick or balls, just a weird slit between her legs. I’ve never seen a vagina before, but for some reason, I can still imagine what they look like in the back of my mind. Maybe I saw a lot of them in my past life?“Hey! What do you think you’re doing?!” The girl pushed her skirt down and then looked at her wet hands, “Eww~! Now look what you made me do!”“It’s just piss. Not a big deal.” I grabbed her wet hand and pulled her up from the ground, “Even if you aren’t an assassin, you’re still an unhinged psychopath for sure-”“I’m very hinged! And I’m not a psychopath!” She glared at me and then looked down at her chest, blushing slightly before covering her breasts with her right arm, “This was my favorite shirt!”“Bulma…” I picked up the piece of cloth off the ground and read it, “Is that your name? Heheh~!”“Yeah, so what?! What’s so funny about it?!” She pouted and snatched the cloth out of my hands, using it to cover up her chest. Then she grabbed a weird capsule from her belt and pressed a small button on it. Suddenly a weird little metal spider appeared in her fucking hand! It only took a few seconds for the spider to fix her shirt as if it was brand new, then she somehow turned it back into a capsule and put it back into her belt with a smirk, “So Kid, what’s your name anyway?”“Ah, I’m Goku.” I had to crane my neck to look up at the giantess, but I’m kinda used to that by now. I’ve always been pretty short and especially small compared to the actual monsters that live on Mount Paozu.Grandpa thinks… He thought my growth was stunted. In retrospect, it might be related to the weird giant ape transformation. He said my tail was special and I don’t see a tail on this girl, so maybe he was right?“Goku, huh? What a weird name.” Bulma casually insulted me as she bent down to wipe her hands on my blue training Gi, “Heheh, it’s just piss. It’s not a big deal, right?”“I’m gonna have to wash my clothes when I get home anyway. Fell in a river earlier and then I got hit by a car.” I rolled my eyes and walked over to pick up my power pole from the ground, putting it in the sheath on my back. Then I grabbed the fish and asked, “Do you wanna come over my house? You can take a shower and wash your clothes. It’ll also give you a few more chances to murder me.”“I’m not going to murder you!” She screamed at me again and then pulled out a weird device from the pouch on her hip. Looking at it for a moment, she smirked at me suspiciously and said, “Of course I’d love to stay for dinner!”“I wasn’t offering you dinner. I barely have enough for one person…” I looked at my fish and then at the angry girl’s face, “Ugh, fine. But I get the head.”“I’m not giving you head!” Bulma retorted angrily as she put her car away in a tiny capsule somehow, “Perverted little brat!”“I wasn’t offering you the head in the first place?” I sighed and started walking back home with the crazy bitch following closely behind me. She suddenly tried to grab my tail, but I wasn’t that easy to catch off guard, “Hehehe~! Nice try, Assassin!”“I’m not an assassin! I just… Your tail is cute and I wanted to touch it!” Bulma was blushing again when I looked back at her, “I’ll have you know, there are lots of boys who would do anything to let me touch their ‘tails’!”“Are tails that common in the city?” I was genuinely curious.“Uh, not brown monkey tails like yours, no…” She shook her head and quickly explained, “There was a drug a few years ago that let people turn into Beastmen, but they look more… Furry? There are also natural born Beastmen, so there was a big deal about furry appropriation and… And you have no idea what I’m talking about, so why do I even bother explaining everything?”“No, I get it. People took furry drugs and the natural furries got mad. It’s just like how the real monkeys get mad when they see me sometimes. Or maybe that’s because I eat all their bananas?” I smiled wryly and scratched the back of my head.“You’re pretty weird, Kid.” Bulma snickered and walked over to my left side. Then she suddenly started touching my head, “Wow, it’s actually soft! Why does it look so spiky?”“Isn’t that normal?” I looked at her blue hair that was pulled back in a braided ponytail with a red bow, “Grandpa was bald, so you’re the first person with hair that I’ve seen so far. Does your hair stick up usually?”“Umm, sometimes? But not like yours…” She giggled and ruffled my hair with her sticky hand, “How far is it to your house, Goku?”“Not far.” It would be a lot faster if I just ran there, but she’s so slow, it might take an hour at this rate, “Do you want me to carry you?”“What? No way!” Bulma shook her head and glared at me, “Pervy Brat!”“Whatever.” I noticed that she walked ahead of me and saw her short, wet and dirty skirt clinging to her ass. I keep getting this weird feeling of deja vu again. Not just deja vu… I looked down and saw a small bulge in my baggy blue pants, “Strange.”“Hehehe~!” Bulma giggled and I saw her looking down at my crotch with a smirk, “So tiny~!”“It can get a lot bigger…” I frowned and thought about that night again… Fuck.“Looks like it’s getting smaller, hahaha~!” She patted me on the head and said, “Don’t worry, Goku, you’re still just a little kid. When you grow up and become a teenager like me, I’m sure you’ll be at least a little bigger… Hahahah~!”“I’m already a teenager… I’m fourteen.” I saw her expression freeze and then she blushed again.“You’re fourteen?! I thought you were like five!” She screamed and got away from me quickly.“You would shoot a five year old in the face?!” I couldn’t help shouting this time, “I knew it! You’re a fucking psychopathic assassin!”“I am not an assassin! And I’m not a psychopath either! I just panicked! You were attacking me! It was self-defense!” Bulma pouted and crossed her arms in front of her chest, “Besides, it’s not like you really got hurt that badly! Then you made me pee myself! So we’re even!”“Yeah, sure.” I sighed and ignored the bratty girl. She’s lucky she’s really sexy. Not very smart though. A smart person doesn’t head off into the mountains alone and follow a random superhuman monster back to his house…She must have a lot of plot armor. If this was a story, she would probably be the main character, right?

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Chapter 2: Dragon Balls“Wow, that’s a nice little place you got there, Kid!” Bulma said, sarcastically.“Thanks…” I smiled wryly and looked up at my house. It was just a small little square building made of giant red bricks for the most part. The roof was black and really fancy. With upward pointed tips on the edges. There were two blue wooden doors that didn’t even have handles and if Bulma wanted to enter the building, she’d have to duck, “Uh… Wait here.”I put down the fish and pushed the doors open, but then I saw something weird. Grandpa’s starry orange ball was glowing! It was also making a horrible high-pitched noise that gave me a headache!“What’s up?” Bulma came into the room behind me and pointed at the orb on the pedestal, “Holy shit! It’s a Dragon Ball!”“Ow! Bitch!” She elbowed me in the face and rushed forward to pick up the ball in her hands with a greedy expression, “So that’s why you were trying to kill me?! You wanna steal my Grandpa’s ball?!”“Oh stop being so overdramatic! I wasn’t trying to kill you and I’m not gonna steal your Dragon Ball!” She pouted when I took the glassy orb from her hands, “Look, I have two of them already!”“So you’re a ball collector, right? Gotta catch ‘em all?” I frowned and watched her put her balls on my red table nearby, “What are you doing?”“Look, put your ball next to mine.” Bulma smirked at me and I did what she said, placing the three balls together and watching them glow brighter… While also making a super annoying sound that hurt my ears even more, “Pretty cool, right?”“Yeah, I think I’ve got a pretty cool migraine.” I rolled my eyes and complained, “Are they some kinda weapon?”“Well… They can be.” She snickered and picked up the two-starred ball, “These gems have the power to do great things… And not so great. Let’s just say that if a bad person got ahold of these balls, he could really wreak some havoc.”“And you think you’re a good person?” I retorted and she ‘tched’ at me, “So what the fuck do they actually do?”“Sure you wanna know?” Bulma asked with a smug expression on her annoyingly pretty face.“Let me guess…” I looked at the stars on the three balls and smiled wryly, “You have to gather up seven of them to make a wish, right?”“Wait, how’d you know that?!” She screamed in shock, “Is it really that obvious?!”“Isn’t it? At least it’s the first thing that came to my mind.” I shrugged and tossed the ball up and down in my right hand, “It’s weird that Grandpa didn’t say anything about it though.”“He probably didn’t know about it, Goku.” Bulma leaned over the short table while kneeling on the floor, “The truth is that we’re two of the only people in the world that actually know about the Dragon Balls.”“That seems really unlikely, but I’ll take your word for it.” I snickered and sniffed my hands and the 4-Star ‘Dragon Ball’, “By the way, did you forget that you pissed yourself?”“Of course not!” She quickly stood up and shouted at me, then looked around and complained, “But I don’t see any bathrooms around here! Your entire house is just one room!”“Will you stop yelling? You’re making my headache worse.” I groaned and pointed towards the back wall, “That’s the bathroom.”“That’s a bathroom?! I thought it was a closet!” She screamed and then stood up, towering over me again. Suddenly, she changed her expression and smiled at me, “Goku~ how about this? As long as you give me your Dragon Ball, I’ll let you take a shower with me…”“Your giant ass will barely fit in the shower alone. Besides, won’t the piss just splash all over my face? Seems more like a punishment than a payment.” I snickered and her face got red again.“My ass is not giant, you rude little bastard!” After screaming at me, she calmed down again and spoke in a cute voice, “Fine. Why don’t we do this instead? Why don’t you come with me?”“Come with you?” I frowned, feeling like that should be funny, but I couldn’t quite remember why.“Yeah! Come hunt down the rest of the Dragon Balls with me!” She held my hands and of course, the ball in between them, “It’ll be really fun! We’ll meet new people, see new places, explore the world and I’m sure your Grandpa would be really proud of you!”“Well…” It did sound kind of fun…“We’ll see all the big cities, cross the desert, we’ll even see the ocean!” She was so close that she spit in my face a little bit when she shouted excitedly.“I mean… It’s not like I have anything better to do?” I could also use a break from the soul-crushing loneliness, even if my partner happens to be a psychopathic lunatic.“Alright!” She pulled back and snapped her finger with a smirk, “Trust me, this is gonna be a lotta fun.”“I hope so, but for now… You should really go take a shower.” I looked at the sticky ball in my hand and sighed, “Do you have any special magic to clean things really quickly and-never mind.” She was already closing the bathroom door behind her wet ass.Thankfully we still have soap left. Umm, yeah, that was also one of the reasons I wanted to leave. I could get as much food as I wanted, but I didn’t know how to make soap or detergent. Living alone in the mountains is a lot more enjoyable when you still have living supplies.I washed my ball off in the sink and heard a scream from the bathroom, “Bastard~! You did that on purpose~!”“Hehehe~! Sorry~!” I forgot that if you run the hot water in the sink, it cuts off the hot water in the shower. But I’m kinda glad I forgot.Anyway, I washed off the three balls, then I had to use a rag to clean the fucking table. Then I went outside to build a firepit and start cooking the fish. My clothes still smelled like that girl’s piss, but it wasn’t a big deal. Fooling with firewood and cooking a giant fish, I was going to get pretty dirty.Grandpa always nagged me about being clean and wearing clothes. I get the clean part, but why do I need to wear clothes if I’m living alone in the middle of nowhere? Maybe he was trying to prepare me for when I eventually traveled the world?“Hmmm…” I looked down at my crotch and frowned, “Why do I keep getting hard?”I can’t stop imagining that girl taking a shower. The way her tiny tits looked. Those hard little nipples. The crease in her wet panties and the smell… Of course it’s the smell. I still have her piss on me.“Is this some sort of trick? Maybe she drugged me? She is an assassin after all…”It’s so hard to concentrate with an erection. Grandpa told me that I should just let the Ki build up and use it for training instead of wasting it. Unless I find a girl I like in the future and want to have a baby. Uh, he didn’t get into specifics, but it’s kinda obvious that the penis goes into the vagina, right? I’ve seen monkeys and other animals doing it all the time.*Crackle~!* The wood cracked as the fire cooked the skewered fish. I didn’t bother scaling or deboning it, because once you cook it right, all that stuff is edible. As long as your teeth are strong enough. I’ll probably have to give the softer meat to Bulma.“Phew~!” I breathed a long sigh and tried not to think about the crazy, sexy blue-haired, blue-eyed girl, “Hmmm, wait a second, I don’t hear the shower running anymore.”I looked back towards the open doors and noticed that the three balls on the table were gone…“That fucking sneaky bitch.” I groaned and stomped out the fire. Then I started eating the fish rapidly! No point wasting food! Once all the meat on the bones was gone, I went over and closed the doors to the house.“Aaaah~!” I didn’t search for long before I heard her screaming, “Goku~! Save me~!”When I found her, she was being pressed onto the ground by a giant gray sabertooth tiger, “Roar~!”“Aaah~!” She screamed again and hurt the poor cat’s ears, stunning him. So I ran over and kicked him in the face, sending the bastard flying into a tree so hard that I think I heard his back break, or maybe that was just the trunk of the tree? The animals around here are usually stronger than the plants. Usually.“I’m kinda surprised you survived this long on your own.” I looked down at the crying girl and sighed, “Unless you weren’t alone? Maybe you got the rest of your friends killed along the way?”“I did not!” She stopped crying to scream at me and then started rubbing her teary eyes again, “Why is this mountain so dangerous?!”“It’s not that dangerous. You’re just way too weak.” I shook my head, then looked at her ripped open pink shirt again. It was a different shirt than before, but still had a short skirt at the bottom that revealed… Everything. She wasn’t even wearing panties. I crouched down and got a closer look between her spread legs, “Wow, you’re almost as furry as my tail.”“What?!” Bulma screamed and quickly covered her blue bush with her hands, “I am not! This is normal, okay?! I’m not a little brat with a hormone disorder like you!”
“Bulma, I’m really surprised you’ve managed to survive this long.” I reached into her pouch and took out my 4-Star Dragon Ball, “Not only are you a weak assassin, but you’re also a fucking thief.”“I’m not a thief! Didn’t you see all the money I left you? If a million zeni isn’t enough, how about two million?” She got up off the ground and pointed at the house at the top of the hill.“This is the only thing I have to remember my Grandpa by… Also, I don’t know how much money a million is?” I sighed and walked back towards my house, “Either way, we should probably pick up the money if we’re going to be traveling the world. No point just leaving it here, right?”“Then… You’ll help me gather the seven Dragon Balls and make my wish come true?” Bulma asked as we stood in front of the blood double-doors again.I looked up at her pretty eyes and sighed, “What’s your wish anyway?”“Hehehe~! That’s a secret~!” She was awfully smut considering that her tits were hanging out again.“What if your wish is to kill me and accomplish your assassination mission?” I frowned and shook my head, “No way. I’m not an idiot.”“You ‘are’ an idiot if you still think I’m some kinda assassin! I’m Bulma! My father is Doctor Brief, the creator of Capsule Corp! Why the hell would I wish for something so stupid?!” The more she said that, the more I felt like her wish was probably something even dumber.“Whatever. I’m going with you either way. I’m afraid you’ll run over or shoot some little kids if I leave you to your own devices.” I watched her crossing her arms in front of her tits again and pouting for a moment, before I looked down and saw her blue bush again. There was a wet, pink slit hidden beneath her fur that gave off an interesting fragrance, *Sniff~!*“You little pervert! Stop that!” Bulma screamed at me again and my ears were ringing.“Why do you keep freaking out?” I groaned and complained, “I think you just like yelling at me.”“I do not!” She retorted loudly and then blushed, cleared her throat and pursed her lips, “It’s just been a stressful day, okay? And you’re the one acting weird. Isn’t it normal for a girl to freak out when a pervy little boy keeps peeking up her skirt?”“It’s not my fault you’re twice my height. You’re like a giant to me.” My eye-level was basically at her crotch when we were both standing normally.“I’m not a giant, Goku. I’m only 5’5”. You’re just really short.” Bulma smirked and I rolled my eyes. Sometimes it feels like she’s not even listening to what I say. Is there some kind of language barrier or dialect issue? I don’t get it.Either way, I went inside the house to pick up some supplies, including the money, and Bulma pulled out a fancy capsule to store everything inside. She took another shower and changed her clothes again, so I did the same this time. There was still some leftover ramen and fish in the fridge, so she ended up eating everything while I was in the bathroom. The washer and dryer were also in the bathroom, but you can’t run the washer at the same time as the shower… It’s pretty annoying, but that’s just how it goes.“Why are you naked?!” She screamed as soon as I walked out of the room, then she started laughing, “Hahahah~! Wow, you’re really just like a little kid!”I looked down at my abs and then my bald penis and shrugged, “Maybe I’ll wish for a bigger dick?”
“What?! No way!” Bulma stopped laughing and had a serious expression on her pretty face as she knelt down in front of me, “Goku… There’s nothing wrong with being a little small. You definitely don’t need to waste a wish on something like that.”“It’s probably better than your wish.” I looked at her scowl and asked, “What are you doing?”“What does it look like I’m doing?” She bit her lower lip and grabbed my ass with her left hand, with the right was squeezing my penis roughly, “Does it feel good, Brat?”“Your grip is pretty weak.” I responded honestly and she got mad, pushing me away.“Damn it! I don’t know what I was thinking! Now hurry up and put some clothes on so that we can go!” She stood up and turned around quickly, revealing her bare ass again as her skirt lifted up.“Okay then.” I shrugged and took my spare blue training Gi off the bed. After I put on my clothes, I saw Bulma sitting on a big white motorcycle.“Hop on, Kid! Let’s go!” She smirked and revved up the engine as I climbed onto the seat behind her back, “Mnn~!” She moaned as I hugged her waist and pressed my crotch against her ass. The vibrations were pretty intense.“Holy shit!” I almost got thrown backwards when she started driving at a crazy speed down the hill! No wonder this crazy bitch crashed into me before!“Hahaha~! Awesome, right?!” Bulma looked back and grinned at me.“Watch the road!” I forcefully turned her back and the motorcycle wobbled a few times, almost hitting a tree on the side of the road, but we somehow managed to avoid crashing.“Aaahn~!” She screamed, or maybe that was a moan? Either way, we didn’t crash. I’d probably be fine either way, but I didn’t want her body to splatter all over mine.“Ugh…” My crotch was getting really wet. For a moment, I thought she pissed herself again, but when I leaned back and looked down, it didn’t seem that bad. My bulge was just digging between her bare cheeks and against her moist slit.It felt pretty good, so I hugged her tighter and she moaned louder! She grinded against me and I couldn’t help humping her giant ass in return.“Ann~! Aaah~! Chill out, Goku~! You’re squeezing the life outta me~!” She complained as her waist spasmed. It even felt like she was pissing on me!“Sorry about that.” I reached up and lightly held her chest instead, “Is this better?”“Mmf~! Goku~! Stop it~! Aaah~!” We hit a bump in the road and suddenly flew up into the air! Then we landed and her ass slammed down really hard on my dick! She panted and groaned as we came to stop, “Phew~! That was close.”“That was pretty fun! Do you wanna go again? Please?” I think if we do it a few more times, I might actually be able to ejaculate!“No way!” She got up off my lap and stood outside the motorcycle with trembling legs. Looking at the wet bulge in my blue pants, she blushed and said, “I think it’s time for a pit stop.”“What the fuck does that mean?” I raised an eyebrow and looked at the clear liquid dripping down her thighs, “Do you have to piss?”“Obviously!” She screamed at me again and ran behind an ominously large boulder nearby. I have no idea why she couldn’t just piss right here.“Goku~! Save me~!” Sure enough, it didn’t take long before she needed my help again. Seriously, how the fuck did she survive so long on her own?

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Chapter 3: Bulma and Goku“Aaah~!” Bulma was being held in the hand of a giant blue and yellow pterodactyl monster.“Hehehe~! Who the fuck are you, Kiddo?” The bastard licked his toothy beak and glared down at me with those big yellow eyes.“My name’s Goku.” I answered calmly and then smacked him in the face with my long orange pole!“Aaagh~!” He screamed in pain as a few teeth were knocked out and Bulma was thrown into the air!“Goku~! Help me~!” She was stuck up on the branch of a tree by the back of her shirt and pissing herself again. Well, at least she wasn’t wearing panties this time and it didn’t get all over her skirt.“Ath-ole!” The fat pterodactyl roared at me with tears in his eyes and flapped the wings on his giant arms, “You’ll regret this!”“Regret what? If I see you again, you’ll be my dinner.” I shrugged and he flapped his wings faster, fleeing at a surprisingly fast speed. He had enough meat on his bones that I’d probably be able to feel full for a few hours at least.“Aaah~!” Bulma screamed again as the branch broke and she fell down into my arms. She was so light, “Umm, thanks, Goku…”“You’re welcome, Bulma.” I smirked and put her down, though her legs were really shaky, “You’re kinda cute when you’re not yelling at me.”“I’m always cute…” She pouted and blushed, then looked down at my crotch and then at hers, “I have some wipes in my bag.”“What are wipes?” I watched her pull a small container out of the pack on her hip and from it, a bunch of citrusy-scented thick tissues came out, “Oh.”
“Here… Why don’t you help me get cleaned off?” She said it as if she was doing me a favor.“Sure?” I took the wipes and started from her calves, then worked my way up her inner thighs as she moaned and trembled, “Are you okay?”“I’m… I’m fine, Goku~! Mmn~!” She held her skirt up and looked away while biting her lower lip, “Nng~! Nnnm~! Mn~!”She kept moaning and breathing heavily as I reached up to her pink slit and that wet blue hair above it. I took the new wipes she handed over and then heard her ‘hiss’ as I started rubbing from her asshole, across her lips and hood. It smelled pretty good, so I tried licking her little thingy after it was cleaned off, “Ugh~! Ew!”“What do you mean ‘ew’?!” And then Bulma was back to screaming at me again, “Wait, did you just lick me?!”“It tastes like these wipe things.” I licked one of the clean wipes to be sure and gagged a little, “I’m pretty sure these things aren’t edible.”“Of course they’re not edible, you little idiot!” She took them from me and threw the dirty ones on the ground, using the clean ones to wipe herself off quickly and then tossed them away again, “Don’t worry. They’re biodegradable.”“I wasn’t worried and I don’t know what that means.” I shrugged and asked, “Do you need to shit or can we get moving again?”“Ew! Don’t talk about shitting, You Creep!” After screaming again, she calmed down and looked embarrassed as she glanced down at my crotch, “Goku… Did your Grandpa ever teach you about the Birds and the Bees?”“Like how to cook and eat them?” I nodded, “There’s a type of giant bee that lives around here and tastes really good-”“No, gross! Goku, I mean… Never mind, let’s just go.”In the end, I sat behind her ass again and hugged her waist, “Bulma, I think I kinda like you.”“Thanks. I think I kinda like you too, Goku.” She giggled and revved up the engine. I could feel her cheeks jiggling against my stomach and her wet slit was pressing up against my bulge again, “Don’t squeeze me too tight, okay? Mnnn~! Yeah, that’s good~! Nnm~!”We were driving for so long that it started getting dark and Bulma seemed exhausted, my pants were also soaking wet. Finally, she stopped the bike on the side of the road and leaned over the handlebars, panting. I stared at the winking pink hole in front of my face for a few seconds, before turning my gaze down to her slightly swollen and reddened lips. I grabbed those giant cheeks and pushed them up a bit, then started licking.“Aaah~! Mmn~! Goku~! Stop~! Nnm~! Yes~! There~! Nnnmf~!” I followed her advice and kept licking the beady area at the ‘bottom’ of her slit, which seemed to be the most sensitive spot. I had to make sure not to use too much strength or she might break, but I wouldn’t be much of a Martial Artist if I couldn’t do that.*Gurgle~!* My stomach growled really loudly as I licked a little harder. She actually tasted pretty good now, compared to before. I sucked and licked for a few minutes until she started screaming, “Goku~! Aaah~! Wait-wait~! Mmn~! Stop~! Stop~! Aaah~!”*Shlurp~!* I sucked her juices out when she squirted again and smirked, licking my lips, “That’s really convenient! Bulma, your vagina water tastes pretty good!”“Asshole! Don’t say it like that!” She slumped down again and sighed, “No wonder Mom keeps telling me that I need to find a boyfriend… I never knew anything could feel so good.”*Gurgle~!* My stomach growled loudly again and I groaned, “Bulma, I’m gonna pass out if I don’t eat anything soon. We should set up camp and I’ll hunt something for us to eat. Do you have a magic tent in your bag?”“Phew~!” She giggled and pulled her skirt down, struggling to step down from the bike. I gave her a hand so she didn’t fall down, “We don’t need to live like primitives, Goku. Watch this!” The blue-haired girl took out a capsule and pressed a button, then threw it a couple dozen meters away.*Boom~!* With a loud noise and a lot of blue smoke, a fucking building appeared in the open space! It looked like three big white domes stuck together!“Holy shit!” I was genuinely surprised and amazed, “Wait, if you can store entire houses, then why didn’t you just bring my house with us?”“Uh, it’s not that simple, Kid.” Bulma blushed and limped over to the weird-looking house after putting her motorcycle away in a capsule, “Normal houses aren’t just designed to be put in capsules and tossed out like that.”“I guess that makes sense.” After all, there’s a lot of pipes and stuff underground, right? Unless you could put the whole hill in a capsule? I followed her inside the gaping metal maw of the ‘house’ and watched her turn on the lights, “Wow!”“Hehe~! You look like you’ve never seen lightbulbs or electricity before.” She had a smug expression for someone who just pissed herself twice today. When I walked past a wall, it suddenly flickered on and a horrible noise blasted in my ear, “Hahah~! Don’t be scared, it’s just a TV.”“I’m not scared, I’m deaf. Ugh, can you turn that shit off? It’s terrible!” I covered my left ear and groaned in pain as the silly girl pouted at me again, “This place is really nice though… Bulma?”“I love you my darling.” The man on the screen was holding a woman in his arms.“Just kiss me you fool.” The woman smirked and got closer. As the two of them were about to touch lips, Bulma was drooling like an idiot.*Click~!* I changed the channel and a lizard monster appeared on the screen, breathing fire towards us.“Aaah~!” Bulma screamed and fell on her ass, snapping out of whatever mind-control spell she was under.“Hehehe~!”“You shut up!” She yelled at me again and then sniffed a few times, looking down at my wet pants, “Uh… Goku, you really need a bath.”“A bath?” I looked over at the giant bathroom on my left and saw the big golden bathtub, “Wouldn’t a shower be better?”“No way! You need a bath!” She looked at me with a smirk, “Don’t worry, you helped me out earlier, so I’ll return the favor.”“Okay?” I didn’t really understand, but I didn’t think she was going to try to murder me anymore, so I guess she’s trustworthy.“Hurry up! Take your clothes off…” She looked at my chest and abs as I took off my Gi, tossing it on the tile floor. Then she drooled a bit and blinked her blue eyes to snap out of whatever the fuck was wrong with her, “Eh-hem, come on, Goku. Get in the bath and I’ll wash you off.”“You’re not getting in with me?” I hopped into the golden tub as the water started to fill, while she sat on a stool outside of it.“Of course not. Goku… Never mind, you’re too innocent to understand.” Bulma sighed dramatically and started washing my hair with shampoo, “You’re just like a little kid. But I’ve never seen a kid with such strong muscles.”“I’m not a kid. I’ve been practicing MArtial Arts for as long as I can remember. It would be weird if I didn’t have muscles, right?” I closed my eyes because they kinda burned from the soap. Then she sprayed the water directly on my hair with a little showerhead, which made me wonder why I couldn’t just take a shower normally?“Now turn around so I can shampoo your tail.” She turned me around and started fondling my back, then my ass, before her soapy hands started moving up and down my tail.“Mn~!” I moaned a bit, because it felt really good for some reason.“So cute, heheh~!” Bulma washed off my tail, but still kept playing with it afterwards, stroking from the base all the way up to the tip. I was getting hard again, but then I felt her lift my tail up and start wiping her soapy hand between my cheeks. She tried to push her finger inside my ass, but couldn’t penetrate my ring, “Loosen up a bit, Goku.”“It’s not my fault you’re too weak.” Groaned and tried my hardest to be ‘loose’, but I just couldn’t do it. So she gave up and reached down to my swollen balls, “Mmn~!”“Heheh~! Am I weak? We’ll see about that.” She giggled and squeezed more roughly, but no matter how hard she tried, she really wasn’t strong enough to hurt me, “Damn it, why are you so strong?”“Grandpa said I was special. But I think I’m just a normal boy. I’ve never really seen another boy though, so I don’t know for sure.” I looked down and saw her long fingers wrapping around my dick.“Bend over, Goku.” Bulma pushed my back down a bit with her other hand, then she grabbed my tail again, “Spread your legs a little, good… I think this is how it’s done, right?”She didn’t seem very sure of herself, but that didn’t stop her from doing it. She stroked my penis downward and my tail upwards, while I could feel her slime tongue wiggling across my asshole!I tried to hold it in and conserve my Ki, but after being tortured on the motorcycle for the whole day, there really wasn’t anything I could do to stop it!“Aaah~!” I shouted and the house shook violently!“Mmmnf~!” Bulma screamed in my ass as a thick white stream shot down into the soapy water! There was so much force that it created a huge splash and got the sticky, slimy stuff all over the two of us… But she kept stroking my tail and penis while licking my asshole, as another spurt shot out, then another, and another!“Bumla, stop~! Aah~! It’s so sensitive~! Ugh~!” My legs were weak and I almost collapsed in the tub. Her grip on my tail fell way stronger than before, or maybe I was just a lot weaker? Either way, I felt totally out of energy and helpless.“Hahaha~! Serves you right for playing with me so much today!” Bulma giggled and kept jerking my penis harder. She held me up in the air and didn’t let me collapse into the creamy, foamy water.“Ow~! Fuck~! Stop that!” She actually started biting the skin on my balls!“Heheh~! Not until you say I’m not weak!” She slurped my whole penis and balls into her mouth and started swirling her tongue around!“You’re not weak! You’re strong and beautiful, okay?” After I said that, she stopped torturing me and pulled me out of the slimy tub.“That’s better! Hehe~!” She grinned at me with soap suds and creamy white goop all over her pretty face. That pink shirt was also soaked and so was her skirt.“I feel like I’m dirtier now than before.” I grumbled and walked over to the shower nearby to actually clean my body off. My hair was also all sticky and spikier than usual.“Oh don’t be such a baby.” Bulma took off her clothes and actually got into the slimy water, “Mom said that semen is really good for a girl’s skin. That’s why she always looks so youthful!”“Whatever you say.” I shrugged and continued washing myself off. Semen was really sticky when mixed with water, but the soap made it not so bad. My penis was still kind of hard and tingly from earlier. It felt like the Ki in my body was getting replenished, but my stomach felt even emptier than before.Once I finished taking a shower, I left the bathroom and headed straight for the kitchen. There was a bunch of stuff laying around, loafs of bread, cans of soup, everything was pretty easy to prepare. I might have lived in the mountains, but I wasn’t an idiot and Grandpa went to town occasionally to bring back supplies.I made some salads and sandwiches. I also made some pasta, a pizza, some fishsticks, french fries, a cheesesteak sub… Hmmm, it’s weird though. Grandpa never taught me how to make any of this stuff and I’ve never seen a lot of these ingredients before. I guess it’s just one of those weird deja vu moments. Is that deja vu? Where did I even hear the words deja vu anyway?“Whatever, best not to think about it too hard.”Like Grandpa always says, “Everything happens for a reason.”Apparently I was an asshole before I had that traumatic brain injury as a child. Then when I recovered later, I was a lot more cute and innocent. Probably from brain damage and memory loss, but still… I think everything probably worked out for the best?I keep having this nagging feeling in the back of my mind though. It’s been there forever. An urge to grow stronger. Like I’ll lose something really important if I don’t keep training and growing stronger constantly.It’s not like I don’t enjoy training though. I like getting stronger, pushing myself to the limits. It’s like a video game… What the fuck is a video game?“Hey Bulma~! What’s a video game?” I shouted towards the open bathroom door.“It’s a game you can play on a computer or a console! Or in an arcade! Wait, why are you talking about video games?! Goku, you better not mess with my computer!” She screamed and freaked out again.“I’m just asking! What’s the big deal?!” I shouted back and continued stuffing my face with food. Honestly, it tasted delicious! When I ate the paste especially, I couldn’t help having weird flashes of memory. I was sitting at a desk and typing, no, one hand was on a keyboard and the other was on a mouse. That’s a funny name for it. I guess it does kind of look like a black mouse? Maybe…Hmmm, on the screen was a kid that looked kind of like me? He was punching and kicking the shit out of a giant ape!“Weird.” I blinked a few times and shook my head, “Phew… This isn’t gonna be enough to hold me over for the night though. And I need to save some for Bulma. She still hasn’t eaten yet. I don’t want her to starve to death.”I needed to go out and hunt for some food, “Bulma, I’m headed out to go hunting!”“Be careful not to get hunted instead!” She shouted from the bathroom as I went outside and felt the cold air on my skin…I forgot to put on some clothes. So I went back inside, got dressed in a black training outfit and went outside again, closing the door behind me.“I’ve never been here before… Hmmm, well, I’m sure it’s fine.”I darted out into the forests and mountains at random, not too worried about getting lost. After all, as long as I go high enough, I should be able to see Bulma’s house pretty easily. My Power Pole can stretch pretty far. It’s really convenient.

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Chapter 4: ParentsI darted through the trees from branch to branch, holding a small centipede in my right hand. It was only the length and thickness of my arm, so it wouldn’t be very filling. I could probably give it to Bulma though.“Hmm.” I looked up at the sky and saw a silhouette flying by, “A bird? It should be big enough.”I followed along through the trees and then saw it land in a deep, dry valley below, so I hopped down off the side of the cliff.*Crack~!* When I landed, I saw a bunch of bones under my feet and all around me. It was kind of weird, “Huh?”“Huh? Kid likes to jump.” A weird orange dog-ninja commented.“He’s a hopper alright.” Then a tall and pretty woman said, “Beat it Kid, before you get hurt.”“Shit! That wasn’t a bird, it was just a fucking plane!” I saw the small green plane and sighed.“Kid, I think I hear your Mommy calling.” When the woman said that, I had a weird flash of memory again.“Mommy?” I rubbed my aching head and closed my eyes, seeing a beautiful girl with spiky black hair and big black eyes like me. She even had a long brown tail!“I’ve programmed this to head to a distant planet called Earth. The people in that world have low power levels and aren’t technologically advanced.” I heard a man’s deep voice, “I think he’ll be able to do well there Gine. Good thing is, it’s not an extremely valuable world, so I’m hoping it won’t even show up on the Frieza Force’s radar.”“If your father is wrong about this then, we’ll come and get you immediately-” She looked over at that man’s scarred face as he moved into the frame.“Listen Son, you do what it takes to survive. Got it?” The man spoke again.“We’ll see you really soon.” The girl looked like she was about to start crying as the man put his palm on the glass, and I put mine on the other side.“Goodbye.” As he said that, I started getting farther and farther away from them.“Don’t forget us Kakarot~!” My Mom screamed… Yeah, she’s my Mom. I… I just know it. Well, isn’t it kind of obvious? I guess the guy was my Dad, huh?“Woof~!” A loud barking snapped me out of my memories and I saw a big wolf pouncing on me!“Awesome! So much food!” I was genuinely happy! Not only did I remember my parents faces, but more importantly, there has to be like fifty fucking wolves in this dusty valley full of bones!“Aaaah~!” That pretty girl was screaming as she ran away from some weak dogs that were much smaller than herself.“Oh God, Mai, we’re gonna die~!” The tiny ninja dog was also crying and screaming, not even taking out the weapons on his body, just running pointlessly.If this was a story, they’d probably be the kinda character that just gets thrown in casually for the protagonist to save, right?“Why do I always think about books, when I’ve never actually read a book before?” I shrugged and extended my Power Pole to pierce through two wolves that were chasing after those idiots. Then I swung the wolves backwards and accidentally smacked them into the plane!“No~! Our plane~!” The dog cried loudly as the wing broke off and went flying into the air, “Aaah! Ow-ow-ow~! Help~! Mai~!”“Help yourself! I’m dying~!” The woman was just as overdramatic about being mauled and bitten by a few tiny wolves.“You guys should really go back home. It’s too dangerous out here for weaklings like you.” I punched and kicked the wolves unconscious, then beat a few others to death with my orange stick.“Thanks… Kid… Ugh…” The girl and the dog collapsed on top of each other in the middle of a bone pile. They had some slightly bloody wounds on their bodies, but they were fine for the most part.I shrugged and continued beating all the wolves unconscious or directly killing them. Then I extended my Power Pole really long and skewered dozens of wolves on it!“Fuck! That’s actually pretty heavy!” I lifted everything over my shoulder and almost tipped over, but I steadied myself, “This is just another kinda training!”I’ve done this kinda training a lot, actually. I think it’s just because the pole is so long, so the leverage makes it harder? I don’t know. It’s best not to think too hard about that kinda stuff.“Hey, are you guys gonna be-uh, never mind.” When I looked over, the two weirdos were gone, so I started jumping up the side of the sheer cliff, before grabbing hold of a branch with my free hand from time to time.“Bulma?” It was really strange. When I started walking, it’s like I just ‘knew’ where she was… Maybe this is the Ki Sense that Grandpa used to tell me about? I wonder why it’s so strong for Bulma though? She should be pretty weak, right? Grandpa said that only people with really strong Ki can be sensed from so far away.Maybe it’s because I like her? I don’t know if I’m ready to have a baby yet though.***“Hey Bulma, look at what I got!” I grinned and held up the centipede with my left hand, “But if you don’t like bugs, I got tons of wolf meat too!”“Huh? Waaah~! Ew! Gross~! Goku~! Get rid of it!” She screamed and slammed the door in my face, “And here I was about to compliment you on the dinner you made me! Ugk~! I think I’m gonna puke!”“Oh don’t be so overdramatic!” I sighed and shook my head, “Whatever, more food for me then.”“I can’t believe you’re really gonna eat those bugs and wolves!” Bulma opened the door again to complain as I started cooking three wolves on a big wooden skewer. I had dozens more, so I needed to cook and eat them quickly before they went bad.“What’s so nasty about it? Once you cook them, what’s the difference between any kinda meat? Well, aside from the taste. But wolves taste pretty good.” I looked over and saw wearing a pink, long-sleeved shirt that reached half-way down her thighs, “Bulma… You look like your skin is glowing!”“Really?! Hehehe~! Thank you~! My Mom really knows what she’s talking about when it comes to beauty!” She giggled and put her hands on her blushing cheeks, wiggling her hips around happily, “Anyway, make sure to take another shower when you’re done eating. You’re filthy again!”“Fine by me.” It’d be different if I was really living in a tent in the wild, but as long as I have the choice, I prefer to be relatively clean. I’ve never really been sick, but Grandpa did get sick a few times and always warned me about stuff like that. Besides, nobody wants to wake up covered in poisonous mushrooms or black mold because they didn’t wash themselves off the night before.***Bulma had her blue hair down. Most of it was shoulder length, while her bangs were relatively short and longer on the right side. She was standing in the bathroom and brushing her teeth in the mirror, “So Goku, why did you live with your Grandpa? What happened to your parents?”I stood on a stool and also brushed my teeth in the same mirror, “I’m not sure what happened. I lost my memories from before… But Grandpa said he found me on a bed of moss when I was a baby, so he took me home.”“Are you sure he didn’t kidnap you?” She asked as she looked at my crotch in the mirror, blushed and continued brushing her teeth.“I don’t think he’d do that. Besides, I have some memories… I think my parents sent me away for some reason. Maybe they were afraid of something and didn’t want me to get hurt?” I spat out the toothpaste and washed off the brush, then I gargled some water and spat it out as well. I usually wouldn’t bother brushing my teeth when I’m alone, but she seemed to really care about it.“Is that why you thought I was an assassin?” Bulma also spat out her toothpaste, but the she gargled with mouthwash instead of water.“You already forgot the part where you ran me over and shot me? Bulma, it hasn’t even been a whole day yet… I’m worried about your memory-”She spat out her mouth wash and screamed at me, “My memory is fine, okay?!”“Mine is fucked.” I giggled and looked at my smiling face in the reflective mirror. Giant spiky black hair, big eyes with almost pitch-black irises… My facial features were pretty cute, which is weird. Why do I like my own appearance so much? My muscles still look a little thin and weak, but I’m still so tiny. I know I’ll grow up soon. I can just feel it.“Goku… I really am sorry.” Bulma rubbed her hand down my back and grabbed my furry brown tail, “As an apology, why don’t you sleep with me tonight?”“I’m surprised. I thought you’d freak out and make me sleep on the floor.” I don’t know why I thought that would happen?“Goku, did your Grandpa ever tell you that you should really think twice before talking?” She rolled her blue eyes at me and I wanted to retort again, but decided against it. If I had the choice, obviously I’d rather sleep on the bed with the beautiful girl.Bulma squeezed my ass in her giant hand and asked, “By the way, don’t you have any pajamas? Why are you still naked?”“Grandpa basically only got me training Gis. I literally don’t have any other kinda clothes.” I shrugged and trembled a bit, “Bulma, when you play with my tail and ass, it makes my penis hard.”“I know that, Silly.” She blushed again and used her other hand to rub my abs, “Now, let’s go to bed. Together.”“Okay.” I hopped down from the stool and followed her out of the bathroom, into the living room/kitchen/bedroom area. She stopped suddenly and my face smacked into her ass cheeks!“Mn~! Hehehehe~!” She giggled and skipped across the room, jumping onto the bed and bouncing a few times. I jumped across the room easily and landed on the bed next to her, bouncing and laughing as well, “You’re so cute, Goku~!”“You’re cute too, Bulma!” I smiled at her and she hugged my face into her chest, “Mmf~!”“Nnm~!” She moaned as she smothered me underneath her giant body. It would’ve been really easy to throw her off me, but she smelled really good and she felt so soft. I was afraid to break her… So I just hugged her like that for a while.And then I heard her snoring… Even though I was horny, I’m used to suppressing myself by now. Also the lack of air probably helped. I pushed her over to the side and pulled the yellow blanket over the two of us. Then I turned her over onto her side so that she didn’t suffocate and hugged her as gently as I could.“Goodnight, Bulma… Sweet dreams.” I hesitated and then kissed her on the cheek.Laying my head on her pillow, I could smell her toothpaste and mouthwash as she snored inelegantly. But she was still so fucking adorable. I think she definitely used some kinda drugs or magic on me, but… Today was a really good day.

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Chapter 5: The Morning After*Snore~!* The loud noise and the bright light from the window woke me up the next morning. When I opened my eyes, I was staring at the right side of Bulma’s pretty face. She was sleeping on her back with her mouth open. I looked down and saw her long pink shirt lifted up, with her right hand inside of her white panties. The other arm was just laying outward and her knuckles were against the white wall.I looked up at the window and squinted. It was so bright out already. Yawning, I reached out and put my hand on her chest. Even though her boobs look kind of normal-sized on her giant body, they’re massive compared to my hands. I don’t really understand why, but it feels pretty nice to squeeze them. Just have to be careful not to use any real strength or they’ll probably pop like balloons.“Ngh~!” She stopped snoring and started moaning. I could see and feel her right arm moving. She licked her dry lips and groaned, “Kiss~!” She pursed her lips and got closer to my face, “Yes~! Mnnn~!”“Uh… Okay?” I didn’t really think about it much and leaned forward, pressing my lips against hers, moistening her mouth with my saliva. As I rubbed her right breast, I felt her slimy right hand grabbing my cock and balls. She squeezed as tightly as she could and jerked randomly, but I think she was still asleep.I moved my tail down and started rubbing her crotch through her moist panties, “Nnm~! Mnn! Mnnnn~!”After she moaned for a while, I saw her eyelids slowly opening and then she blinked those blue eyes in confusion. Pushing me off the bed, she screamed, “Aaah! Goku! What the hell is wrong with you?!”“You said you wanted a kiss?” I stood up off the floor and grumbled, “Why are you so angry?”“I can’t believe I had my first kiss stolen when I was asleep! And I can’t believe you kissed me before I even brushed my teeth! My breath smells horrible!” She got up out of bed and rushed over to the bathroom, slamming the door in my face.“I don’t get it.” Did I just imagine the part where she licked my asshole the other day? How is a little morning breath worse than that? I sighed and shook my head, “Girls are weird.”I went over to the kitchen area and started making some coffee for Bulma. I didn’t like the taste, but the smell brought back some weird memories. A little scrambled and confusing. Images and pictures of crazy battles and mundane things. I don’t really get it, but it was still nice.“Aww~! Goku, you made me breakfast and coffee!” When Bulma came out of the bathroom, her hair wasn’t as messy, but she was still wearing the same long-sleeved pink shirt. Sitting down at the small square dining table, she patted her lap, “Sit here.”“Okay?” I hopped up onto her lap and she hugged my head against her chest, “Bulma, I really have to piss.”“Shhh, just let me enjoy the moment, geez.” She reached down and held my balls with her left hand, while her right hand fingers were playing with my penis. I could feel my tail getting wet because she was sitting on it. I was afraid to twitch or move, because she might get hurt. I can lift a giant fish with my tail, so it’s pretty damn strong.“Nnm~!” I moaned a bit as my tail twitched under her ass.“Annh~! Goku~!” She squeezed my balls harder and moved her right hand faster. I could feel her tits pressing against the sides of my head and jiggling a lot, “Does it feel good?”“Yeah, but Grandpa said I’m only supposed to ejaculate inside of a girl’s vagina.” When I said that, she started giggling and jerking me off harder.“Mmn~! Goku, that’s how babies are made. I’m way too young to have kids, okay? Besides, we just met the other day, it’s way too soon for stuff like that.”“Okay~! Mn~!” I couldn’t hold back any longer, “Bulma, I-”“Ah, hold on a second!” She stopped suddenly and then lifted me up, sitting me down on the edge of the table, “Okay that’s better!”“Are you sure about this?” I could barely hold back anymore as she put her face right in front of my dick and kept jerking me off.“Hurry up! Mom said this is called a facial and it’s really good for your skin!” Bulma sucked and licked on my dick a few times, then stroked me even faster with her giant right hand.“Mmn~!” As I moaned, she closed her eyes and then thick strands of white liquid splattered against her face! The force was so powerful that her head slammed back, along with the rest of her body!“Aaaah!” Bulma screamed in shock and then coughed when another stream of ‘jizz’ went up her nose, part of it also went inside her mouth! When it was finally over, I felt really weak again and she opened her eyes, blinking a few times with thick white cream coating her face and neck: “*Cough-cough~!* Ow! And you wanted to do that inside of me?! I’d die!”“That’s why I said you were too weak.” I sighed and shook my head, “I don’t know how you survived so long? You need to train harder if you wanna make babies in the future.”“I’m not that weak! I’m a normal girl, okay?! You’re the little freak!” After screaming at me as usual, she breathed out a long sigh and licked some of the ‘cum’ off her lips, “Now go to the bathroom. And… Thanks for making me breakfast and coffee.”“Uh, you’re welcome and… Thanks for jerking me off?” I snickered and hopped down from the table, then rushed over to the bathroom. Even though I just woke up, I felt kinda drained after ejaculating. This is probably why Grandpa warned me about masturbation. He said that it was really addictive and unhealthy. It could even make an ageless immortal look like a bald old man!My head did feel a lot clearer though. Once I finished pissing and went to the kitchen, I crouched under the kitchen table and quickly reached Bulma’s pale, spread legs. They were really smooth compared to before. Just like her crotch. All that blue fur was gone and it was completely bald, “Bulma, are you okay? What happened to all your hair?”“Mnn~! Goku, I waxed it off, do you like it?” I could hear her loudly chewing the sandwiches I made, then she slurped on her coffee and moaned when I ran my hands across her thighs.“I thought it was nice and furry before, but I guess it’s pretty cool now too. At least I won’t get any hairs stuck to my tongue this time.” I snickered and put my hands under her ass, lifting her up a bit as she squealed.“Goku~! Mnnn~!” She moaned loudly in a high-pitched voice when I pressed my lips against her slit. It was a little salty and slimy, but I didn’t mind. I rubbed my tongue through her folds and down to her ‘taint’, then back up through her… Vulva? Yeah, I think it’s called a vulva, then the most sensitive part is the clitoris. Grandpa never really taught me this stuff, but I think it might be part of my past memories. I don’t remember actually licking one before yesterday though. Maybe my past life was some kinda Monk or Hermit like Grandpa Gohan?*Shlick-sluck-shluck~!* I sucked and licked on her clit as she kicked her legs, hitting her knees on the table from time to time.“Aaah~! Mmn~! Goku~! Nnm~! Yes~! Right there~! Aaaah~!” Bulma screamed as her slimy juices sprayed down my throat! Then her legs spasmed and she went limp, squirming when I didn’t stop giving her a tongue massage, “Wait, Goku, stop~! Aaah~! Mmn~! Wow~! Aaaah~! Yes~! Yes-yes-yes~! Aaaah~!”As she had another ‘orgasm’, I couldn’t help feeling like my Ki was rising again. Almost like I was replenishing the energy she sucked and jerked out of me a few minutes earlier. It’s weird though. Where did she get all that Ki from in the first place? Is it from me? Am I just sucking my own Ki back out of her vagina? But I can still feel that her Ki really wasn’t getting any weaker.Hmmm, Grandpa might know, but it’s a little late to ask him about it now.I wonder if the Dragon Balls can bring people back to life? Nah, that’d be way too overpowered, right?I wonder if that’s Bulma’s wish? Now that I think about it, I really don’t know much about her, huh?Oh well! I’m sure she’ll tell me about herself sooner or later. We’re friends now, right?Anyway, I kept licking her slit for another thirty minutes or so until she finally couldn’t take anymore and almost pissed herself.“Alright, I’m gonna go training, Bulma!” I got tired of waiting for her to get out of the bath, so I got dressed in my blue Gi and went outside!“Whatever, just don’t get lost or hurt yourself~!” She shouted from the bathroom as I ran outside and grabbed a giant boulder!“Aaaagh~!” I lifted the boulder up above my head and squeezed tightly until it fucking exploded into pieces! Then I jumped into the air, punching and kicking the pieces into smaller pieces! Then I rushed over and grabbed another brown boulder, lifting it up-“Uuuh~! Woah~!” The fucking boulder turned out to be a giant sea turtle! I dropped it and he grunted, “Wow, that’s a new pain… Ow…”“Are you okay?” I looked at the old turtle and sighed, “Sorry, you looked like a rock from behind.”“I get that a lot actually. No big deal, ugh…” The poor bastard moaned in pain again.“Goku, who are you talking to?” Bulma opened the door slightly and looked outside, “Is that a tortoise? Shouldn’t you be living by the sea?”“I’m a turtle and yeah, I’m very concerned about being so far from home. By the way, do you have any salt-water?”“Sure, we’ll fix ya right up.” Bulma went inside and brought out a bucket of salt-water, which the turtle held in his flippers and guzzled down quickly.*Belch~!* After burping, he said, “Good sea water. Aeromatic, yet full bodied.”“Yeah, I think it’s an eighty-seven.” Bulma nodded with her arms crossed.“Nope, ninety-six.” The turtle shook his head.“Really? Are you sure about that?” She frowned and looked at him skeptically.“Nnn-hunn, I know my water.” He responded calmly.“So what’re you doing here?” Bulma asked with her arms down and her hands in her long sleeves.“Well uh, ta make a long story incredibly short, I’m lost. It’s that simple, I’m lost. I been trying ta find my way back ta the sea for over a year now.” The turtle explained slowly while looking up at the blue-haired, giant girl.“That’s so sad. And you’re still not anywhere near the sea. Hold on, let me go check my map. Wait here a second.” She went inside and came back out with a yellow booklet, “Bad news. You’re still a hundred miles away.”“Great, that’ll take me twenty years.” The turtle sighed dramatically.“That’s a pretty long time.” I sighed and shook my head.Bulma frowned, “I wish there was a way we could help you.”I snickered and patted him on the shell, “Well, good luck.”“Uh, thanks, I’ll need it.” The turtle turned around and started moving away slowly… Then he looked back towards us and asked, “Are you really gonna make me walk there?”“We didn’t even tell you where to go yet!” Bulma retorted and sighed dramatically, “Ugh, Goku, what do you think we should do? This will probably slow down our search a lot.”“What’s the rush? Is there some time limit?” I looked up at the pretty giantess and she smiled wryly.“Kinda… I need to go back to school in October.” She looked at me for a few seconds and smirked, “You don’t know what October means, do you?”“I know what October means. Bulma, we had calendars and clocks. Grandpa always kept track of the time…” I smiled wryly and asked, “Uh, what month is it now?”“Haha~! I knew it!” She had that smug expression again, “It’s September second now, so we only have a month to find the rest of the umm… The things, we’re looking for…”I looked over at the suspicious-looking sea turtle and nodded, “I see… But what’s school?”“Seriously?!” She rolled her blue eyes and complained, “It’s a horrible place where they lock you in a room with a bunch of morons and try to lower your IQ to the same level as everyone else.”“That sounds terrible.” I raised an eyebrow, “Who’s forcing you to do that?”“Ugh, the government? My parents? Society?” Bulma grumbled, “Hey! That’s a good idea for a wish! I’ll get rid of mandatory education!”“I don’t get it. Nobody ever forced me to go to ‘school’. Why don’t you just not go? You can come out to Mount Paozu with me and nobody will ever bother us.” I made her a serious offer, but she just started laughing hysterically.“Oh Goku, no. I’m not gonna go move out to the middle of nowhere with you and struggle to survive in the hellscape you call home.” She giggled and wiped the tears from her left eye with her sleeve, “Don’t worry. I’m already sixteen. In a few years, I’ll be out of High School. Then I can just do whatever the hell I want for the rest of my life!”
I retorted, “Mount Paozu isn’t even that bad. It’s probably a lot better than the big city at least!”“Hah~! When we get to West City, I’ll show you what a ‘real’ paradise is!” Bulma snorted and laughed, “Hehehe, you’ll definitely be surprised!”“Uh… Guys, are you really gonna make me walk a hundred miles to the ocean?” The turtle looked up at us with a sad expression on his scaly face, “What if I paid you?”“Paid us what? Seashells and fish filets?” Bulma retorted and then sighed dramatically, “Fine, we’ll help you get to the ocean. Just let me get dressed and pack everything up-”“Roaaaaaah~!” A deafening roar shook the sky and a massive, hundred meter tall upright lizard monster was stomping around in the distance, breathing fire out of its mouth from time to time.“On second though, maybe we should hurry up and leave?”“Fine by me.” I shrugged and then picked the turtle up onto my back, “Well, this will be a pretty good work-out anyway. How far is a hundred miles anyway?”*Vrooom~!* Bulma put away the house and hopped on an orange motorcycle, wearing brown pants and a white blouse. She started driving off so fast that I could barely keep up with her when I ran at full speed!

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Chapter 6: Another Day, Another BallI ran along a winding yellow cracked dirt path for dozens of miles, with a turtle on my back and the wind whistling across my face. There were tall, jagged mountains everywhere around us, with some sparse forests on either side of the road.*Brrrr~!* Bulma’s motorcycle was pretty loud and annoying, but I was getting used to it.“I hope we get there soon, I’m fucking starving.” I couldn’t help complaining after my stomach growled again. I didn’t actually eat breakfast today.“You know, this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for me.” The turtle suddenly spoke in his deep and nasally voice.I snickered, “That’s kinda depressing.”“Wow, I think I’m gonna cry. Just spare me please and concentrate on running so we can get there while we’re still young!” Bulma complained, “Hold on, let me check the map real quick.”“Didn’t you literally just tell me to… Never mind.” I slowed down and stopped while she pulled out her map booklet, leafing through it quickly.“Hey! Not too bad! Only two more miles!” Bulma shouted excitedly.I looked over at the end of the road and all the mountains everywhere, “Uh… Are you sure about that? Shouldn’t we be able to smell the ocean or ‘see’ something if it’s only two miles?”“I can’t wait to get back in the water!” The stupid turtle was already getting happy prematurely.“Alright, let’s hurry up and get rid of this damn turtle so we can get back to our adventure!” Bulma put away her map and made sure to hurt the poor bastard’s feelings in the process.“Sorry…” He muttered softly as I started running and she started driving again.We ran for a couple more minutes, before a gigantic orange-furred bear and/or lion man jumped out in front of us!“Hold it right there! Hehehe~!” He was wearing purple samurai armor on most of his body, with a massive sword on his left hip, “Humans give me heartburn, but I love~ turtles~! So look! Hand it over or you’re dead!”“Uh… Goku, you heard him, give him the turtle, quick…” Bulma immediately panicked.“How about no?” I rolled my eyes and complained, “If anyone’s gonna eat the turtle, it’ll be us!”“Wait, what?” The huge turtle started shivering on my back.“Huh?! I guess a little heartburn never hurt anybody!” The drooling bear man growled with his right fist clenched, “Alright! Have it your way then! Do you really wanna die?!”“Goku, you idiot, you’re gonna get us killed!” Bulma screamed at me, “Just give him the stupid turtle!”“I don’t give a shit what this guy says, no way!” I retorted and I’m not sure if the turtle was happy or more scared.“Are you out of your fucking mind, Kid?!” She shouted again.“Don’t be such a pussy! I already carried this fucking turtle for a few hours! I’m not giving it to this asshole!” I yelled back at her, and then she screamed while turning her bike around, driving away at full speed!“Hehehe~!” The bear-man swung his massive curved sword down and I easily avoided it.“You better stay back, Turtle.” I put the dumb turtle down and let it scamper over to hide behind a nearby rock, “It’s just you and me now.”I turned back to face the giant furry orange bear face. His right eye was bright and yellow, while the left was pure white, with a knife scar across it, “Haha~! You think you’re real cute, don’t ya, Monkey Boy? You should have saved your skin, while you had the chance~! Wah~!”He swung his sword with one hand, swiping above my head as I ducked, then in front of my chest as I moved back, eventually he slammed down into the ground again, but I easily jumped out of the way. I did a backflip over his head and then landed behind his back, “Over here, Bear-Fucker!”“Huh? Hah~!” He swiped the wide blade across again and I easily hopped up on top of it because of how slow it was moving.Then I landed on his snout and smirked, “Thanks for the meal, I was starving!” With a swift punch my fist pierced straight through his forehead! His one eye rolled back and the bastard fell backwards slowly, while I hopped off and landed on the ground with a chuckle.*Boom~!* His heavy body and armor made a loud noise when he hid the ground. Crimson blood was spraying up in the air as he fell. It was kinda pretty to be honest.*Gurgle~!* My stomach growled and I looked back at Bulma with a smile, “Looks like I found us some lunch!”“Are you crazy?!” She screamed at me and complained, “That’s a person, Goku! You can’t just eat people!”“Huh? But he was gonna eat us, so what’s the big deal?” I didn’t really get it.“The big deal is that he’s clearly a person! If you eat people, it’s cannibalism and cannibalism is bad!” She looked at me with an anxious expression on her pretty face, “Goku… You haven’t eaten people before, right? Goku, you haven’t eaten ‘people’ before… Right?!”“You’re the first human that I’ve met besides my Grandpa, Bulma.” I rolled my eyes and snickered, “Besides, they’re not human just because they can talk, right?”“I’m a human because I can talk, so please don’t eat me!” The turtle suddenly shouted.“You’re obviously not a human!” Bulma glared at the turtle and groaned, “Whatever, let’s just keep moving! We’re almost at the ocean!”I looked back at the furry orange bear carcass, “Grandpa always said not to waste food-”“You’re not eating that guy! Now come on!” Bulma revved up her motorcycle and started driving away, so I had to pick up the stupid turtle and chase after her for a few miles before she finally slowed down again, “Looks like we’re finally here!”“Wow!” When we passed the palm trees and finally made it to the sandy beach, I looked out at the endless ocean and breathed in the salty air. Of course, I tossed the turtle down onto the beach and he grunted in pain.“Isn’t it beautiful, Goku?” Bulma giggled and patted my spiky hair, “It’s been a while since I went to the beach.”“Yeah, it’s really nice.” I looked up at her pretty face and smirked, “Not as beautiful as you are though, Bulma.”“Goku…” She blushed and looked away awkwardly, “Anyway, now you’re back at the sea, so shouldn’t you be leaving about now?”“Uh, yeah, thanks for bringing me back. It’s been so long, I was starting to wonder if the ocean even existed anymore.” After he made it a few meters into the shallow water, he turned back and said, “Wait right here for a moment, I have a gift I’d like to give you two for helping me.”“What kinda gift could a turtle have?” Bulma rolled her blue eyes with her hands on her sexy hips, “It’s not a stupid shell, is it?! Hey, hold on~!”“Welp, he’s gone.” I watched him dip below the waves and shrugged, “We should find something to eat. I’m starving.”“You’re always starving.” She giggled and watched me pick up a crab, “Wait, you can’t eat that-Goku! Don’t you know that crabs are poisonous if you don’t cook them properly?!”*Crunch~! Crunch~!* I chewed the hard shell and spat it out, “Ugh, I don’t know about poison, but it really doesn’t taste that good like this.”“Of course it doesn’t! Stop eating it!” She smacked the other half of the crab out of my hand and grabbed my cheeks, “Spit it out!”“Nnhg~! Stop it! I’m hungry~!” I couldn’t push her away without hurting her, so I had to chew faster and swallow quickly.“Ew, Goku! Seriously?!” She let go of my cheeks and complained, “I can’t believe I let you kiss me!”“I don’t really get it. What’s the big deal? I eat raw shellfish all the time and I’ve never gotten sick before.” I shrugged and looked over at the ocean. A giant fish jumped out of the water, so I took out my power pole and shot it out, piercing straight through from one side to the other! The pole retracted and just like that, I managed to catch a gigantic fish that was even bigger than Bulma’s giant ass!“Nice! Do you want some, Bulma?” I raised the spasming, impaled fish up in front of her face and she shrieked, ducking away.“Goku, what the fuck is wrong with you?!” She screamed at me and gagged, “At least kill it first before your start eating!”“Obviously, I’m not a monster.” I snickered and squeezed down on the top of the fish’s head, crushing its tiny brain into paste with my fingers. But the body wouldn’t stop flapping around, “See, now it’s dead.”“Ewww~! Ew-ew-ew~! Goku, you’re so gross~!” As always, Bulma was being a pussy. But that’s fine. It’s been two days and I’m already kinda used to her quirky personality by now.Anyway, I didn’t feel like cooking the fish, so I just ate it raw. Bulma was gagging and freaking out the whole time, but she still stayed nearby and watched me. At some point, she changed into a pink dress that showed off a bit of cleavage and her pale shoulders.“Haah, I always feel so relaxed when I come to the beach.” She sat down on a blue towel and I sat next to her after washing the blood off my hands with the salty ocean water.“Do you come to the beach often?” I asked curiously and leaned my head against her shoulder.“Well… Not anymore. But my parents have a few beach houses, so I used to play in the ocean a lot as a kid. We also have a bunch of yachts and a few private cruise ships.” She looked down at me and hugged my head against her left breast, “Sorry Goku, I didn’t mean to make you feel bad for being a poor orphan.”I smiled wryly, “Bulma, has anyone ever told you that you’re kind of a bitch?”“Everyone, all the time.” She giggled and suddenly reached down into my pants with her left hand, “It was actually kinda hot, the way you killed that guy earlier.”I almost forgot that she was a psychopath for a while there. On the positive side of things though, she’s really sexy…“Shit! That fucking turtle is back!” Bulma cursed and pulled her hand out of my pants, pushing me off into the sand.“And there’s someone riding him.” I dusted the sand off my blue clothes and stood up, frowning as they got closer, “Feels really dangerous.”“Dangerous?” She stood up next to me and pulled out some binoculars from a capsule, “Goku, it’s just some creepy-looking old man. How could it be dangerous?”“Ahoy there~! Huh-huh~! Sorry to keep you guys waiting, I had to go get my Master!” The turtle shouted when he was only a few meters away from us and struggling to crawl across the wet sand with an old, bald guy on his back.“Well hello there, Kids~!” The man raised his left hand and waved at us, while holding a gnarled wooden staff with the right like some kinda wizard. He also had a giant purple turtle-shell on his back that looked pretty heavy.“Welcome ashore?” Bulma shrugged and put her binoculars back into a capsule, then tucked it away in the bag on her hip, “What a cool outfit.” She said, sarcastically.He was just wearing an oversized, orange button-up t-shirt and some white shorts on his skinny legs. Oh, he also had some big sunglasses and a bushy white beard. He looked pretty sketchy at first glance. But more importantly, I could sense something deeper, hidden inside of him. Like a bomb that might explode at any moment! I know, because Grandpa was the same way… And so am I, for that matter.“I wanted to thank you for helping my turtle.” He hopped off the back of the turtle and said, “I’m Roshi, the Turtle Hermit!”“Who would’ve guessed?” Bulma snickered.“Which one of these kids helped you?” The old man looked at the turtle and asked.“Uh, it was that one, right there.” The turtle raised his flipper and pointed at me.Roshi walked over slowly with one hand behind his back and the other holding his staff, “You’re a very brave boy. I have a gift I want to give you as a token of my gratitude.”“Did you hear that Goku?” Bulma giggled, squinting her eyes at the shiny orange ball the old bastard was using as a necklace, “I wonder what it could be?”“Come! Magic Carpet~!” The old man looked out to the sea and raised his staff towards the sky!“Magic Carpet?!” She shouted in shock!I rubbed my aching ear and asked, “What the fuck is a Magic Carpet?”“A Magic Carpet is a carpet you can sit on and fly anywhere you want!” Bulma said that as if it was totally fucking normal, “They’re not real though. At least I don’t think they are.”“Hey uh, Master, hold on! You took the Magic Carpet to the cleaners!” The turtle reminded the old man.“Hey that’s right… You’ve got a good point there Turtle.” Roshi rubbed his white beard and groaned.“I knew it! They’re not real!” Bulma said with a smug expression.“Hmmm, the other option is the Flying Nimbus, but am I really ready to part with it?” The old man sighed, then he turned to me and snapped his fingers, “Why not? If you can ride it, it’s yours!” Then he turned back to the sea and raised his staff again, “Come to me! Flying Nimbus~!”“He’s pretty weird.” I commented.“He’s not weird, he’s fucking senile.” The cute girl sighed and shook her head, “He kinda reminds me of my grandpa before he died. Maybe the old bastard has dementia?”“I can hear you, you know?!” Roshi shouted at us and then turned back towards the ocean with a serious expression, “Nimbus~! Are you coming or what?! Come faster you lazy cloud! Oh, there it is!” A tiny yellow cloud zoomed around in the sky and eventually came down to stop in front of us, “Isn’t she a beauty?”“Uh, sure?” I shrugged my shoulders.“It is pretty cool.” Bulma asked, “What does this thing do?”“If ya can manage to sit on this cloud, it can fly you wherever you want!” The old man grinned with most of his teeth missing.“There’s gotta be some kinda catch. You wouldn’t just give it away, right? There’s gotta be something wrong with it!” Bulma was actually kinda smart sometimes.“There’s nothing wrong with this cloud!” Roshi retorted angrily while sweating profusely.“So do I just jump on top of it or what?” I poked the fluffy yellow material and it felt pretty soft.“Sure, why not? But… I must warn you. You must be pure of heart to ride this cloud.” The old bastard smirked, “Yep, otherwise it won’t let you on it. She’s picky that way. Here, let me show you how it’s done! Ey-aaagh~! My back~! My ass~!”Unsurprisingly, the bald guy fell straight through and landed on the sand. I don’t know why he exaggerated so much about getting injured though. Maybe he’s trying to get us to let our guards down? I won’t fall for his tricks though.“Hahahaha~!” Of course, Bulma laughed hysterically at the old man, thinking that he actually seriously injured himself.“You must’ve done something naughty.” The stupid turtle helped his Master up with his scaly flipper.“Be quiet.” Roshi grumbled.“I’ll try.” I hopped up and landed on the soft, fluffy yellow cloud with my bare feet and smirked, “I guess I’m pure of heart, huh?”Bulma snickered, “You’re definitely pure of something.”“I’ll be damned, there goes my cloud!” Roshi was surprised, but seemed to accept it pretty easily.“Holy shit~!” The cloud suddenly took off into the fucking sky! I was able to stand on it pretty easily, but it was going really damn fast!“Hahaha~! Wow~!” I rode it in spirals through the air, then went down and ripped open the ocean waves as I went towards the shore! Then up into the air again and way up into the sky, before passing over Bulma and the others a few times. Finally, I figured out how to control the Nimbus Cloud to a certain extent and darted down to park right in front of them.“It’s pretty awesome, thanks!” I smirked at the old Turtle Hermit.“You fly that thing like you’ve had it your whole life!” He commented casually.“Nah, I’ve just got really good balance.” I shrugged and was about to fly away, but had a weird feeling, so I stayed.“Hey, what about me?” Bulma said while pointing at her pretty face.“Huh?” The old man turned towards her in confusion.“Aren’t you gonna give me a gift too?” She asked excitedly.“What do ya say? Did this young lady help you as well?” Roshi asked the turtle.“Uh, no. Just the boy.”“Hey! What about that sea-water I gave you! And if it wasn’t for me, do you really think Goku could’ve found his way to the ocean without a map?!” Bulma complained with her fists clenched by her sides.“I probably would’ve gotten hungry and eaten him, not gonna lie.” I added on the side.“See! I saved you from being eaten by Goku!” She pointed at me and screamed.“Yeah, but you also wanted to let that bear guy eat me.” The Turtle did have a point.“Hmmm… I think I have to side with Tutle on this one.” Roshe pulled on his long white beard with his left hand, “But I could be persuaded to change my mind… For instance, if uh, you were to let me, umm, see your underwear?”“Ew! You can’t be serious!” Bulma cringed and hid behind me immediately. We were about the same height, since I was standing on the floating yellow cloud.“Master!” The turtle shouted, “Have you forgotten your code?! That’s wrong! Dead wrong!”
“Hehehe~!” The old man laughed and then shouted at the turtle, “Will you shut up?! Can’t a Master take a break from training for once and have a little fun?!”“Now I understand why you couldn’t ride your cloud.” The turtle sighed dramatically.“Bite your tongue!” Roshi yelled at the turtle again.“Hey Goku.” Bulma whispered in my ear, “That old pervert has the Three-Star Dragon Ball around his neck.”
“I know. I’m not blind.” I whispered back.“So, why don’t you go beat him up and take it?” She stroked my tail seductively and giggled, “It’ll be even better if you break his hip.”“I would if I could, but he’s obviously really dangerous, okay?” I rolled my eyes at the silly psychopath, then looked back at the giggling and drooling old man, “He’s obviously doing this as some kinda test… I think?”“How dangerous could that ugly bald bastard be?” Bulma retorted in a voice that definitely wasn’t a whisper, “Ugh, fine. I’ll flash the pervert, but it’s not like I wanna do it, okay?”“Uh huh, sure.” I snickered and watched as she blushed, then lifted up her cute pink dress to reveal her white panties covered in pink hearts.“Ugk~! My heart~!” Roshi gripped his chest with one hand, while he squeezed his staff so hard that it split in half! Then a bunch of blood spurted out of his nose and he looked like he was about to pass out. But I’m not sure if that was all an act or if he really had some weird fatal weakness to panties.“There! Now give me your ball!” Bulma put her dress down and smirked, trying to yank the Dragon Ball off the old man’s neck as he gagged and choked!“Wait, wait, ugh~! Hold on a second~!” Roshi fell onto the sand as she finally jerked the necklace off his body, “I never said you could have my ball!”“Too bad~!” Bulma giggled and hopped on my back, “It’s mine now~! All mine~! Ahahahaha~!”“Hey! Wait! Get back here you Brats!” Roshi screamed as I drove the Nimbus up into the sky and flew away as quickly as I could! I was afraid he might actually chase us down if we didn’t move fast enough!“Aaaah~! Goku! Help~!” Bulma suddenly screamed as she tried to step on the Nimbus and her feet fell straight through! She gripped my tail tightly and I easily lifted her up, over my shoulders and into my arms, “Stupid Cloud! How dare it think that I’m not pure of heart! I’m the purest fucking girl on Earth!”“You’re the purest girl I know at least, heheh~!” I smirked and kissed her lips lightly, causing her to stiffen and tremble.She blushed and hugged me tightly, “Idiot!” Because of how big she was, my face was buried in her cleavage and my hand was grabbing her giant ass cheek.“Mmnf~!” I wanted to tell her I couldn’t see, but it was kinda hard to speak in that situation.“Mmn~! Goku~! I can’t believe you let me flash that creepy old man, heheh~! Aren’t you jealous?” She was still holding onto my tail tightly, stroking and twisting it with her soft hands, “Nnm~! Yes, Goku~! You like that, don’t you?”I could feel her rubbing the tip of my tail across her face and neck, while her left hand was groping all the way down to my ass. She even slipped her hand down inside my pants and squeezed, “You’re such a pervy Brat~! Nnm~!”I sucked on her left titty and pulled it out of her dress, so that I could lick and suck on her nipple. I also managed to breathe a little easier, though her armpit was right in my face. She didn’t smell bad though. I could feel her squirming in my arms as my left hand groped across her cheeks, hip and thigh. I could feel my wrist and forearm getting wet from rubbing against her crotch through those cute panties.*Weiiii~! WeiiiI~!* That annoying and familiar sound interrupted the two of us fooling around in the sky, “Goku! It’s the Dragon Ball! It’s glowing! Hehehe~! You know what that means, right?! Nnnm~! Wait, stop sucking my nipple~! Aaah~! No! No! Goku! Damn it! You made me drop my ball! Asshole! Hurry up and go get it!”I pulled my face out of her cleavage and sighed dramatically as she quickly covered her titty back up, “Okay, okay, hold on tight!”“Aaaaaaah~! Goku~!” Bulma shrieked as we dove down even faster than the ball was falling and she struggled to catch it, while I was holding her hip tightly against my chest, “Phew~! That was close! What if it breaks and I’ll never get my wish granted?!”“What is your wish, anyway?” I asked her again and she blushed, burying my face in her cleavage, “Don’t worry about that. Wait, I see a bunch of houses down there! That must be the place! Aaah~! Damn it Goku, don’t suddenly dive down like that!”

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Chapter 7: Oolong“It’s so quiet… Maybe nobody lives here anymore?” Bulma walked around on the stone ground between the white, beige, green and gray dome-like houses.“Nope. I can sense people here.” I shook my head and guided the Nimbus to carrying me around the village.“You sure?” She looked at me skeptically.“Yep.” I nodded seriously.“Hello~! Is anybody there~?!” Bulma suddenly shouted with her hands around her mouth. After a while, she put her hands on her hips and muttered, “How weird. Maybe there really isn’t anyone here?”“Nope. There’s at least a few dozen people.” I hopped down from the cloud and walked over to the nearest house, which had the words ‘Sherman Priest’ on the door. I knocked on the door and shouted, “I know you’re in there! Open up!”“Wait, Goku-what the fuck are you doing?!” She shouted anxiously as I punched a hole through the door and ripped it off the hinges, “Shit, you can’t just break into people’s houses like that!”“I guess that’s true.” I nodded and then walked into the dark room.*Crack~!* There was a sharp pain on my head and then the sound of metal shattering!“Motherfucker~! Nnm, shit!” It felt like my skull was cracked!“Aaah!” Bulma screamed and practically deafened me!“Guess it was useless after all…” When my vision adjusted to the darkness, I saw a middle-aged bald guy with glasses standing there. He had a black handlebar mustache, wore blue overalls and looked kinda short compared to Bulma.“Ow! Fuck you, asshole!” I was about to punch a hole through his face, but he suddenly knelt down with his hands clapped in front of his face and started whimpering.“I’m so sorry, Master Oolong!” He cried desperately, “I’ll give you as much money and food as you want, but please spare my daughter!”“Oolong?” Bulma walked inside behind me and asked curiously while rubbing the bump on my aching head, “Who’s that?”“Ow! Stop that!” I looked back at her and she just giggled, rubbing harder!“Huh? You’re not Oolong?” The man was confused.His cute daughter also poked her head up from behind a place near the stairs where she was hiding. Seemingly just as surprised.***It wasn’t long before a bunch of people came out of their homes or wherever they were hiding and gathered around. Their voices mixed together and it was really chaotic. My head was still pounding and I wanted to run away.“Phew, so it wasn’t Oolong after all!”“I thought something was strange, since it was too early for him to come!”“Yeah, you’re right!”Meanwhile, the little girl in the pink dress was putting an icepack on my head to try and make the bump go down.“I’d be dead if that were me!” Bulma complained to the middle-aged man, who didn’t even dare to retort.“I’m… I’m so sorry!” He just apologized without even asking for compensation for the door I destroyed or getting upset about us literally breaking into his home for no apparent reason.“By the way, who the fuck is this Oolong character you’ve been talking about?” Bulma asked and then everyone seemed terrified. The little girl started crying and hugged her father, while some of the people outside were whispering or whimpering.“Oolong is the name of a terrible monster that lives in this area!” The guy scowled and complained, “He’s extremely cruel and heartless!”“Monster?” Bulma was skeptical for some odd reason.“What’s more! He’s a shapeshifter! He can transform into all sorts of things!” The guy continued, “No one actually knows what he really looks like! He’s also very perverted and has already abducted many of the girls in the village! Yesterday, Oolong appeared in the form of a demon! He said that he wanted to make my daughter his bride! He told me he’ll come for her at noon tomorrow and I have to prepare my daughter for him to come! Then he laughed maniacally as he destroyed a few houses as he left!”Okay, that last part sounds like bullshit. There’s definitely no signs of battle around here. And I don’t even sense any powerful Ki anywhere nearby. Just a bunch of ordinary humans and animals. Not even as strong as the normal beasts I hunt and eat on Mount Paozu.“Why don’t you just kill him?” I asked casually.“Impossible! He’s enormous!” The bald guy spread his hands around to outline the shape of a… A mountain, I guess? He continued, “Plus he said that he’d kill us all if we tried to fight back or run away!”“Hmmm, that’s it!” Bulma smirked and put down an orange backpack that matched her gloves. She was also wearing a red hat with her name on it, along with a long-sleeved jacket and brown short-shorts. Yeah, I have no idea why she needed to change her clothes so often. It seems kinda pointless to me.She pulled out her 2-Star Dragon Ball and asked, “Hey, Old Man! Do you have a ball like this?”The old man took the bead, adjusted his glasses and stared at it for a few seconds, “Sorry, I’ve never seen one of these before.”“Wait.” An old woman with a cane hobbled into the house, “I have one just like that.”“So it really is here~!” Bulma grinned and clasped her hands beside her head, bumping her ass into my face when she twisted her hips excitedly.“Old Lady Paozu?” The bald guy asked in surprise.“Is this what you mean?” The woman held up an orange ball with six red stars inside, “I was told that my grandfather found it a long time ago.”“What do you say, Lady?” Bulma smirked and pointed at the Dragon Ball with her gloved finger, “If you give us the ball, we’ll get rid of that ‘Oolong’ for you!”“If you can really get rid of him, then sure!” Paozu seemed shocked and so did the other pussies, I mean, villagers: “But are you sure you can actually do it?”“I’m not the one that’s gonna do it.” She giggled and pointed at me, “Goku, you don’t mind killing that monster, right?”“Fine by me.” I shrugged and took the ice pack off my head. I was already fine after all. A little bump like that wouldn’t last long.“Are you sure that little kid is gonna be able to fight with Oolong?” Some random guy outside asked.“Hahah~! Don’t worry about it!” Bulma giggled and patted me on the head a few times, “He might look small, but he’s really good at murdering people! I mean, killing monsters!”“I’ve never murdered anyone before, but it’s probably not that hard.” I crossed my arms and gave them a serious nod.“Uh, well, I guess we’ll leave it to you guys then.” The random guy spoke in a shaky voice, “But we still can’t save the captured girls if we don’t know where he lives!”“That’s right! Where could he have taken my granddaughter?” A different old lady spoke.“Please, rescue my daughter! I beg of you!” Some guy dressed like a Native American came out of the crowd and entered the room, kneeling in front of me. Hmm, what the fuck is a Native American? Oh well, I’m sure it’s probably just something from my mysterious past life.“Hehe~! I have an idea!” Bulma smirked, then she took me into another room and stripped my clothes off.“Ah!” That little girl screamed in shock when she peeked inside and saw us.“Go away, Brat!” Bulma screamed and scared the child away. Then she snickered and touched my abs a bit, moving her hands down to my penis and balls. Groping them until I started getting hard, “I still can’t believe you’re really fourteen.”“Well, Grandpa found me eleven years ago, but I remember being a few years old back then. It’s really fuzzy though, because I hit my head and almost died.” I watched her take a pair of panties out of backpack and press the wet spot against my nose, “What are you doing?”“What are you waiting for, you little pervert? Do they smell good?” She had a smug expression on her cute face, “I bet that nasty old man would be so jealous if he knew I gave them to you. Hehe~!”*Sniff~!* I tilted my head, “They smell like your vagina. But why would I want your panties?”“Ugh, Goku, never mind. Lift your leg.” I looked down and watched her put the panties on me, though they were really loose. Fortunately my tail and hard penis were able to keep them from falling. She grinned, then forced me to wear a pink and yellow dress with long sleeves. Then she wrapped a pink handkerchief around and pinched my cheeks, “You’re so cute~! Just like a little girl!”“Bulma… Unless the bastard is blind and deaf, there’s no way this is gonna work.” I sighed and looked up as she stood there with her hands on her hips.“Don’t worry, Goku! This plan will definitely work! Because I came up with it!” She smirked, “You’ll become that girl and follow Oolong back to wherever he lives. Kill him and free the captured girls! It’s foolproof!”“Whatever you say.” I smiled wryly and then the ground started shaking!*Boom~! Boom~! Boom~!* It sounded like the footsteps of the larger animals I’ve hunted before, so I couldn’t help drooling a bit. I was getting hungry again.“Aaah!”“He’s here~! Aah!”People outside were running around, screaming in a panic. When the two of us went out there, I saw a massive red-skinned man with a pig-like nose and some horns on his head. He was wearing a white suit and holding a bouquet of flowers.“Alright Goku! It’s up to us now!” Bulma smirked and then pushed me outside, before hiding inside the house, “I believe in you~!”“Hehehehehe~! I’ve come for you, my Sweetie Pie~!” The chubby giant looked down at me for a moment, “Huh? What’s this? You’re becoming my bride, but all you’re bringing is that staff?”I made sure not to let him see my face as I shouted in a higher-pitched voice than usual, “Yeah, so hurry the fuck up and take me away already!”“Now, now, don’t act all angry and impolite… I’m actually a really nice guy, you know? Hmmm, why are you trembling?” He seemed to have a worried expression on his giant face, “Oh, I see! My appearance frightens you! How about this?” Then he suddenly raised his arms and transformed into a tall man with a thin mustache. He also had a receding hairline on the sides of his short black hair, “Or perhaps you would like a slightly younger man?”“Wow~! Hello, my name’s Bulma! I’m sixteen years old~!” The stupid girl seemed to be under some sort of magical charm technique and was drooling with a dazed expression on her face.“Hmm, what’s your bust size?” The man asked calmly.“Eighty-five~!” Bulma pulled open her jacket and showed off her chest through the tight white undershirt with a smug expression.“Hmm…” Oolong blushed and started moving his hands around as if he was measuring something, or having a stroke, I’m not really sure, “Sixteen though, doesn’t that make her older than me?”“You’re so dreamy, Mister Oolong~!” I honestly couldn’t tell if Bulma was acting or being serious, but it was still kinda annoying for some reason.“A pretty girl that’s younger than me or a slutty girl that’s older than me?” Oolong clenched his fists as he murmured loud enough for me to hear him, “This is a hard decision… Maybe I should take them both? That would be best… Huh? Wait a second!” He suddenly lifted up my dress and looked down at my dick that was poking against the panties, “Aaaaah~! You, how dare you try to trick me! You’re not a girl at all!” Then he transformed into a giant black bull and I couldn’t help getting even hungrier, “I’m really strong, you know?!”“Shit! I can’t believe he actually tricked me for a second there!” Bulma grumbled with an angry expression on her blushing face as she rushed back inside the house, “Goku! Kick his ass! But don’t kill him! Yet!”“You’re going to kick ‘my’ ass? Hehehe~!” The giant bull grinned, “Stop with the pointless struggle and bring me that girl from yesterday! If you do, I’ll let you go!”“Alright, fucker! Hurry up!” I cracked my neck and clenched my fists, taking up a fighting stance in the annoying pink dress. In retrospect, I probably should’ve worn something underneath it.“I’m really scary and strong!” Oolong bragged.“Bullshit! Come fight me, you giant pussy!” I didn’t even bother taking out my Power Pole, because I knew it was pointless.“Are you a fucking idiot?! There’s no way you could possibly beat me! You’ll die!” He started sweating visibly.“Uh huh, sure.” I rolled my eyes.“Wait right there!” He suddenly shouted and turned around, running away at a decent speed.“Hey! Fuck! He’s getting away!” I chased him out of the village and then saw a puff of smoke. I followed his Ki and looked over at the weird little pig-man who was wearing a green outfit, whistling while leaning up against the wooden wall, “Hey, did you see the big cow that was running by?”“Ah, that way.” He spoke in a childish voice while pointing to the left.I ran that way for a while, before coming back and muttering, “That’s weird. Maybe he turned into a bird and flew away?” as I walked past the pink piggy who was only a little taller than me.“Did you find him?” He asked ‘calmly’ with a smug expression.“Looks like he ran away~!” I shouted through the ruined entrance of the village.A few seconds later, he transformed again and grew into a giant black robot who was holding a bowl of soup in one hand, and chopsticks in the other. I have no idea why, but I didn’t really care either way.“Hahahah~! I, the almighty Master Oolong, would never run away! I just remembered something urgent that I had to deal with really fast!” He leaned down towards me a bit, “Well? I bet you’re terrified now, right?! Surrender now or I’ll dunk you in this soup and eat you!”“Ah! So that’s what the soup was for!” I nodded seriously, “I bet you would taste pretty good after I cook you in that broth…”“Huh? Ah~! Ow~! Ow~!” He stuck his thumb into the soup and burned himself, spilling the gigantic bowl on the floor and wasting it all! Then he complained, “How dare you do that to me!”“It kinda smells like ham, *Sniff~!*” I licked my lips and smirked, “Well, I guess I could just cut off a few pieces, right? As long as you’re still alive, you can tell us where the girls are being kept…”“Huh?! Are you sure you wanna get me really mad?!” As he said that, I saw a little boy sneaking over and shooting a rock out of a sling-shot, which lightly struck Oolong on the back of his head: “Aah~! Ow-ow-ow~! Who did that?!”“What do you think you’re doing?! Get back here!” A random woman rushed over and took the boy away.“You should watch after your kids carefully!” Oolong screamed at the girl in a childish voice with tears in his eyes.“Sorry~!” The woman rushed into the house and slammed the door behind her ass.“Hahaha~! An unexpected nuisance he was…” The moron tried to play it off as if nothing happened.“I know you’re weak. I’m not an idiot.” I sighed dramatically, “It’s disappointing, but I’m not surprised.”“Fool! Everyone knows that I’m the strongest in the world!” He retorted angrily while stomping his right foot.“Sure…” I rolled my eyes.He pointed his giant finger at me while shouting, “Hmph! What about you?! Are you strong?!”I shrugged, “I could literally rip you in half with my bare hands.”“Awfully confident, huh?” He pulled over three bricks and stacked them in front of me, “I bet you can’t break these-”I poked my finger through the top and smashed them all into pieces. Then he transformed into a pink bat and flew away while screaming, “Retreat~!”“Stop gawking and catch the bastard!” Bulma came out of the house and screamed at me, “We can’t save the girls unless we know where he lives!”“I know, I know. I need to give him a little time to fly first though.” I snickered and shouted at the sky, “Nimbus~!” Then the puffy yellow cloud swooped down and I jumped on top of it. The tall and skinny brown mountains passed by quickly as I caught up with him in a few seconds.“Aah~!” He screamed and transformed into a rocket, soaring away even faster!I chased him up into the sky, then down between some mountains and… And then he transformed back into a pig and started falling helplessly towards the forests below, “Help~!”In the end, I caught the bastard and brought him back to the village. Where Bulma screamed, “I can’t believe this little Brat almost seduced me! Now tell us where the girls are being kept or we’ll turn you into bacon!”“Ugh… Fine.” Then we all started following behind him as he slowly walked out of the village and towards his hideout.“If you try to turn into an ant to escape, I’m gonna stomp you to death.” I commented casually and he groaned in annoyance.That bald guy said, “What an outstanding young boy!”“That’s for sure!” His daughter agreed with him.Eventually we reached the place.“This is my house.” Oolong said casually as he pointed towards the huge red and pink pagoda-like mansion, which was surrounded by a fancy wall.“It’s a pretty nice place.” Bulma didn’t seem very impressed, “It doesn’t suit you.”“Hehe~!” He spoke smugly, “I stole money from all over the place to build it!”“Lee~!”“Hog~!”“Hedge~!”Two men and a woman rushed up the stairs and into the building as the rest of us followed slowly behind them. But when we all reached the room, I heard a girl say, “Don’t worry about us. We’re fine.”“This Is much better than working the fields!” Another little girl shouted excitedly.“Oh! Oolong, you’re late~!” A girl in a pink yoga outfit waved at the piggy with a smile. She had purple hair in pigtails and similarly purple eyes, “Did you buy the ring you promised me?”“That’s why I wanted a nice, quiet girl!” The silly pig boy clenched his fists and complained, “These girls just want more and more! Take them back from me, please!”“Well, I guess that settles things.” The old lady shrugged and handed over the 6-Star Dragon Ball to Bulma, who cheered happily.“Goku! Looks like I only have two more to go~!” She picked me up and spun me around, then hugged me against her chest.“Uh, can I take this dress off now?” I already took off the stupid handkerchief earlier, but she still hasn’t given me back my clothes!“No way~! You’re much cuter like this~! Heheh~!” Bulma carried me into a big, fancy bedroom. Then she closed and locked the door, “I’m so wet right now, Goku~!”“You are kinda sweaty. And your vagina is leaking again.” I nodded seriously, “Is that normal or are you sick?”“Goku, shush!” She threw me onto the bed and pulled down her brown short-shorts, revealing her bald crotch underneath. With a blush on her cheeks, she crawled overtop of me on the bed and sat her sweaty ass down on my face, “Nnnm~! Just be a good little girl and lick my pussy, nnm~!”*Shluck~! Shluck~! Shlurp~!* She lifted my dress up and moved my panties to the side, sucking and licking my penis fiercely! I grabbed her ass cheeks gently and spread them apart. I stuck my tongue inside her butthole and swirled it around as she shivered, squeezing my own ass as hard as she could, which really wasn’t very hard. I spread my legs and wrapped them behind her neck, locking her in place! I could feel her breathing heavily against my tail hairs and across my taint.“Nnnm~! Nnnnmnmn~!” She struggled a bit, but I moved down from her butthole to her slit, finally reaching her most sensitive clit. My nose was basically buried in her vagina and I accidentally snorted some slimy juices while trying to breathe.The closer I got to ‘cumming’, the more Bulma panicked and tried to escape!“Mmn~!” She moaned loudly and spasmed, spraying her juices down my throat and across my face! When she stopped struggling so much and laid there limply, I spread my legs and she quickly pulled her head back. As she jerked my slimy cock quickly with her giant hands, I finally stopped holding back!*Rumble~!* The whole mansion shook as I released my Ki!*Splat~!* There was a really loud noise as my semen splattered across the ceiling!*Bang-bang~!* Then there was a knock on the door, “Hey! What the hell are you guys doing in my bedroom?!”“Uh, don’t worry about it!” Bulma shouted and then quickly got off of me, “Come on Goku, let’s hurry up and get outta here!”*Sniff-sniff~! Oink~!* Oolong screamed, “Ew! What’s that horrible smell?!”“Wait, Bulma! Give me back my clothes!” I chased her to the window and jumped onto the yellow cloud, hugging her against my chest as we soared off into the sky!It felt weird though. Almost like we were doing something ‘wrong’? Not morally wrong… I don’t know. It’s probably not a big deal either way.On the second day of our journey, we already found five of the Dragon Balls! Only two left and ‘we’ could make a wish… I have a feeling that Bulma is gonna wish for something stupid though.Maybe I should come up with a back-up wish? Just in case…

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Chapter 8: Friends“Aaaaah~!” Bulma screamed as a giant blue bird almost swallowed us whole!“Nice! Bulma, look, we found dinner!” I jumped off the cloud and kicked down with all of my strength!“Goku, you lunatic~! Aaaah~!” She was crying and hugging me tightly as I rode the unconscious birdy down towards the forest below!*Boom~!* There was a lot of dust and noise, but even the bird underneath us was still relatively intact. I obviously made sure to hold Bulma as gently and carefully as possible to lighten the impact on her back and ass. She was pretty durable though, so I wasn’t really all that worried.“Asshole! Waaah~!” I looked down at her brown shorts that were soaking wet and felt the warm liquid drenching my arm, “I’m never flying with you again! From now on, I’m gonna make sure to bring my own helicopters and planes whenever I leave the house!”“It’s not that big of a deal. You could just get a parachute or something, right?” I rolled my eyes and put her down on the ground next to the bird, “Anyway, why don’t you take out your fancy pocket-house and I’ll work on butchering this bird?”“Ugh~! Don’t tell me what to do!” Bulma retorted and just sat there on the ground with her arms crossed, pouting like a child. Eventually though, she threw out her capsule house and went inside to take a shower and/or change her clothes. Speaking of which, I also took off the dress and threw it away. The panties though… Well, they’re Bulma’s panties, so I brought them back inside the house and tossed them in the washing machine with the rest of her clothes.By the time I was done butchering the gigantic bird and cooking it over a giant bonfire, Bulma came outside in a red nightgown. The sky was getting dark and we’d definitely be spending the night here.“Goku…” She placed a chair next to where I was standing and sat down, “I can’t believe it’s only been two days and we’ve almost found all the Dragon Balls.”“It is pretty fast, huh?” I looked over at her and noticed that she was staring at my ass, then my crotch, then my abs and she had a blush on her face when our eyes finally met, “Bulma, I really like you.”“I like you too, Goku.” She giggled and reached out to pinch my cheeks, “You’re so adorable when you’re not being gross and weird.”“You’re the one that keeps pissing on me.” I retorted and she pinched my cheeks harder.“Shut the fuck up.” Bulma pursed her lips and then suddenly pulled my face forward. She grabbed the back of my head and shoved her tongue into my mouth, “Nnm~! Mmn~! Hmmn~!”She moved her hands down from the back of my head, to my ass again, then back up to my head. I didn’t want to get her all dirty and piss her off, so I couldn’t really use my hands to do anything. Instead, I reached my tail up between my legs and then between hers, with the tip getting wet the moment it touched her slit.“Mmn~! Goku~! Aaahn~!” She moaned and blushed, then used her hands to jerk my tail and penis together. While the tip kept poking in and out of her vagina, “Fuck~! Mmnn~! Nmm~!”Bulma trembled as we started kissing again. Eventually, she patted me on the shoulder and said, “Goku, I think our dinner is burning.”“Ah! Sorry, I almost forgot! Hehehe~!” In other words, she would actually be eating with me now?***Well, in the end, she only ate a single tiny plate of food. I ended up eating the other thousand kilos of meat. Which was fine by me. After all, if both of us had the same appetite, then it’d be a lot harder to find food in the future.“Goku, take a shower and come to bed.” Bulma still looked hungry when she was finished eating, licking her lips and scanning my naked body repeatedly. She also kissed me a few more times.When I got out of the bathroom though, she was already snoring loudly. I crawled up onto the bed and looked at the smooth slit between her similarly smooth legs. My instincts were telling me to stick my penis inside. Then pump her full of my semen and make a bunch of babies. But… If I was so weak to my instincts, I would never have gotten so strong in the first place.Right, Grandpa? Well, I doubt he would be listening or watching. I don’t think ghosts can read minds anyway.“Hmm.” I smiled and nuzzled up against Bulma’s left side, my face pressed against her breast and I couldn’t help thinking about my mother again. I closed my eyes and started dreaming, or maybe just remembering something that actually happened?“Goku, that’s a good boy, so thirsty. Heheh~!” I was looking up at my Mom’s pretty face and suckling on her nipple, drinking her milk. The taste was so good. But I was really scared. I was always afraid… Something bad was going to happen and I was powerless to stop it.“I will save you, Mom. And I’ll make that piece of shit pay for taking you from me!” The air crackled with yellow lightning and the world rumbled violently, “I’ll get stronger… Stronger than anyone, beyond anything! I just… Need to be patient. I need to be careful… They might be watching… I need to be smart about this… This might be GT or it could be DBS. ‘They’ might not even be paying attention to this universe… Yet, or maybe I’m part of some fucking scheme or experiment? I hate time travelers so much.”It’s kinda weird how much I talked to myself as a baby, but maybe that’s just part of the dream and not a real memory?“Goku, mmn~! Yes~! Nnm~!” It wasn’t long before I heard Bulma’s voice, then felt my tail getting wet. I could feel her hand gripping near the tip, while she slid it in and out of her tight vagina. She was also grabbing my ass with her other hand, while my face was still pressed up against one breast. My right hand was grabbing and squeezing her left titty.I humped her hip slowly and carefully, otherwise my dick might pierce through her body like my finger through those bricks yesterday.“Fuck me~! Mnn~! Harder Goku~! Nnm~!” When I heard her say that, I opened my eyes and noticed that she had hers closed, “Mmn~! Aaaah~! Don’t pull out! Cum inside me! Yes! Yes~! Aaah~! Fuuuck~!”I looked down and watched her squirting so hard that she sprayed over onto the window!I kept humping her hip through the red nightgown and playing with her left breast, as she moaned loudly. She kept trying to finger my butthole, but couldn’t penetrate my ring unless I loosened it intentionally.“Hmmm… Aaah!” Then Bulma suddenly screamed and sat up! Throwing me off the bed! She breathed heavily and blinked her big blue eyes a few times, looking around in confusion, “Ah-chu~! *Cough-cough~!* Ugh… Goku?”“Yeah.” I yawned and stretched out my body a bit, “Are you okay?”“I’m… Good? Oh yeah, the Dragon Balls! Goku! We have to hurry up and get our Dragon Balls back!” She jumped up out of bed and shook my shoulders anxiously, “No wait… Was that just a dream?”“Did you have a nightmare about losing your balls?” I looked over at the five balls on the table in the middle of the room. They weren’t pulsating or glowing anymore. It seems like they don’t do that constantly, or it would be really annoying. Especially that horrible noise they make.“Yeah… We were, umm, well… We weren’t paying attention and then my balls were gone.” Bulma smiled wryly and looked down at my penis, then at her wet nightgown and over towards the window… She blushed and cleared her throat, “Uh… Goku, do you wanna take a bath with me?”“Sure, why not?” I tilted my head and shrugged.“Hehehe~! Are you sure?” Bulma licked her dry lips and smirked.“Are you gonna take a semen bath again? Won’t that make you all sticky afterwards?” I frowned and followed her into the bathroom.“Obviously we’ll take a shower afterwards. But the last time, it really did make my skin glow and feel silky smooth.” She took off her nightgown and tossed it over into the hamper, then turned on the hot water in the tub. I looked at her ass for a moment and then pressed my face against it, “Aah~! Goku~! Nnm~!”“Ptuh~! Ptuh~!” I spat out a few brown tail-hairs and then quickly got back to work, licking and sucking on her clit while rubbing those soft cheeks. She shook her ass in my face and tried to push my head backwards, but I locked her in place easily enough.“Mmnff~! Yes~! Aanh~!” I could feel her Ki rising and falling rapidly as her muscles spasmed! Then her juices sprayed down my throat and across my chin! She always squirts so much! Or is that normal for girls? I have no idea.She tastes really good though. And the texture reminds me of clams from the river back home, but a lot softer and squishier. If I’m not careful, I might break her pussy with my tongue or squish her cheeks with my hands.“Goku~! Goku stop~! Aah~! The water’s ready~! Mnn~!” Bulma finally squirmed and splashed into the big golden bathtub. Then I jumped in after her, “Aaaah~!” She looked back at me in shock, “Goku! What are you doing?!”“Anal sex?” I moved my hips and my penis went deeper inside her asshole. She had really big cheeks though, so it was hard to reach very far inside. I hugged her waist and moved faster as she squealed, “Are you okay, Bulma?”“I’m-I’m fine~! Mmn~! Aaaah~! I was just surprised, okay?! Fuck~!” Bulma put her hands on the side of the tub and knelt there in the sloshing water, while my face was pressed against her back. The hot water washed over my body constantly and a lot of it splashed out of the tub.“Mmn~! Nnm~!” I moaned a bit and heard her screaming louder. I could feel her ring tightening around the neck of my cock, while I struggled to reach deeper inside without hurting her in the process.“Goku~! Aah~! Fuck me with your tail! Yeah~! Yes~! Aaah~!”I did as she asked and used the tip of my tail to plunge in and out of her vagina. I didn’t go very deep, but I could see a little blood dyeing the water for a moment. I remember Grandpa, no, he didn’t tell me about that. Maybe it was something from before? But girls bleed sometimes when they lose their virginity, right? Does that mean that Bulma isn’t a virgin anymore? But am I still a virgin?“Goku~!” She cried out louder when I pulled out of her anus and went a little farther down, pushing forward inside of her pussy. My dick and balls were pressing up against my own tail, so only the top half of my penis was actually rubbing against the inside of her vagina, but still felt really good! My tail was also sensitive, so the combination was amazing!“Bulma, now we’re not virgins anymore, right?” I asked her curiously.“What?! Goku, you idiot! Mmmn~! I can’t believe you stole my virginity! Isn’t this way too soon?! We just met a few days ago!” Bulma’s voice echoed loudly in the bathroom, along with the clapping of my belly against her ass cheeks and the splashing water!“Your butt is so huge!” I made an honest comment as I moved my hips slowly, or at least it was slow from my perspective.“It’s not huge~! Aaaah~! Goku, you asshole~! I’m cumming again~! Nnm~!” She stiffened and then went limp, then she spasmed a lot as I kept thrusting in and out with my tail!“Bulma, I can’t hold it anymore!” I pulled my penis out, but my tail was still moving steadily. I poked inside her butt a few times and then pulled back, “Haaaah~!” The house shook violently and some toiletries lifted up in the air! Even the water started lifting up!“Wait-aaaah~!” Bulma screamed as the first stream penetrated her asshole from a foot away! The second spurt, splattered across her back! Then the third sprayed along my tail that was thrusting into her pussy! By the time the third wave came along, my cumshot wasn’t nearly as powerful as before. It just kind of spurted out along my tail a little bit and got stuck in my brown fur.*Splash~!* Then all that water fell down again and I collapsed limply on Bulma’s slimy back, “I feel so drained now…”“Damn it, Goku! I thought you were going to cum inside of me for a moment there! You scared me!” Bulma pulled my tail out of her pussy and turned around in the tub, laying me on her belly and running her hands down my back. She hugged my head against her chest and sighed, “I guess you’re still just a kid. No stamina at all.”“Sorry, Bulma… I’ll try harder in the future.” I looked up at her blushing face and giggled, “You’re so cute.”“You’re cute too, you little Brat.” She pulled me up to her face and kissed my lips, “You should be proud of yourself. You’re my first boyfriend after all.”“You’re my first girlfriend too.” I snickered and kissed her again, but this time I used my tongue to wrestle with her for a while…“Mmn~! Nnm~!” She squeezed my butt as I started getting hard again. I rubbed against her belly and my penis penetrated her bellybutton a bit, but my tail was already plunging inside of her vagina. I could feel her walls and lips pulling on the hairs of my tail.“Goku, I want you inside me!” Bulma pushed me down and I grabbed her hips, thrusting along my tail again, “Take your tail out, you idiot!” I did what she said and finally felt her vagina clenching down on my entire penis, “Never mind. You’re too small. Put the tail back in and fuck me like before!”“Bulma… Okay.” I sighed and did what she said. Even though I ‘knew’ I would grow up soon, it still felt bad that my girlfriend thought I was too tiny to satisfy her giant pussy. I could feel my tail throbbing and got scared for a moment. I looked around the bathroom and didn’t see any windows. It was night time and the moon was out, but it wasn’t a full moon… It should be fine, right?*Smack~!* Bulma spanked my left cheek and then the right, but I didn’t really hurt at all, “Ow! Why is your ass so hard?!”“My ass is normal. Your ass is too soft and squishy!” I retorted as I moved my tail and hips faster!“Aaah~! Mmn~! Shut up~! Nnm~! Fuck~!” She started spasming again! She does that so often and easily! I have to worry about not killing her by accident, otherwise I would be able to have a lot more fun…“Bulma, maybe you should wish to be made out of rubber, so that I’d never have to worry about hurting you! Hehehe~!” I reached up and started playing with her breasts as she moaned louder.“Idiot! Ew! I’d never wish for something that stupid, okay?!” She glared at me with her bright blue eyes for a few seconds, before they rolled into the back of her head, “Aaah~! Mmn~!”My tail throbbed again and I felt a shiver up my spine! I pushed it back and controlled myself. I won’t let that bastard out again! I’ll never let him hurt Bulma!“Mmnf~!” I moaned as I pulled my tail out of her vagina and started pumping inside with just my penis. I could feel her clenching around me tighter and tighter, then loosening and tightening again, until finally…“Bulma~!” I pulled out and rubbed against her clit as my cum sprayed out with a lot less force than before. It still splattered across her face and tits though.“Uck~! Goku~! *Cough-cough~!* You gotta warn me, damn it!” She blocked in front of her face with her hands as another wave spurted over! Then another and another, until I was completely drained. Even worse than the last time…

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Chapter 9: CandyThe water had a lot of foamy white bubbles in it now, but we never did add any soap. It was really slimy and sticky, but Bulma seemed perfectly content. Well, not content. She was neer really ‘content’.“That’s it. Right there… Nnm~! Good job, mmnf~!”I was using my hands to rub her slimy feet, “Bulma… I’m really hungry now. How much longer is this gonna take?”“It’ll take as long as it takes~ nnm~! Just keep going until I tell you to stop~ mmn~!” She had cucumbers on her eyes, a thick white creamy ‘mask’ over her face and her breasts were floating above the cummy water.“I’m gonna make a bunch of ramen for breakfast… Or is it lunch now? We’ve been doing this for so long already…”“That’s fine. I might be rich, but I’m not a picky eater.” Bulma giggled, “Besides, you’re pretty good at cooking. Not as good as me, but good enough.”“Thanks, I think?” I sighed and continued massaging her feet. Then her calves, thighs…“Mnn~! Use your fingers, aah~! Yeah, like that~! Mmn~!” She was still so horny, even after having so many orgasms. I slid my fingers inside of her giant slit, trying not to break anything. My other palm pressed against her mound and rubbed around randomly.*Gurgle~!* My stomach growled and I looked towards the bathroom door, breathing out a long sigh. Then I turned my attention back to Bulma’s face, which was covered in my semen, then the slimy water we were bathing in… And finally her spasming belly as she had yet another orgasm.“Aaaaaah~! Mmnn~! Yes~! Wait, stop-stop~! Ah, it’s so sensitive~! Goku~!”****Vrrrrrm~!* I leaned back in my seat and listened to the loud motor of Bulma’s Capsule Corp speed-boat. We were driving through a fjord with steep, brown mountains to our sides.“Dan dan kokoro hitarete ‘ku, sono mabushii egao ni… Hatenai yami kara tobidaso, hold my hand~!” I don’t know why, but I suddenly felt like singing.“Did you say something?!” Bulma shouted and interrupted my train of thought.“How much longer is this gonna take? I feel like we could’ve been there yesterday if you just let me fly us over on the Nimbus.” I leaned onto the left side of the back of her chair, her blue hair was flying around and smacking me in the face though.“Hell no! Never again! From now on, I’ll be the driver!” After she screamed at me, she pulled up a paper map and said, “We’re headed to somewhere around Mount Frypan, so it’ll only take about three more days?”“Mount Frypan, never heard of it.” I snickered and Bulma turned back to stick out her tongue at me.“Heheh~! Supposedly there’s some big, scary Ox King that lives around there! But I’m sure you can handle it!”Bulma had a lot of confidence in me, but she wasn’t wrong. As long as it wasn’t an old monster like that Roshi guy, I think I can probably handle most enemies we come across. That’s assuming the Ox King is actually a bad guy in the first place. I just have a sneaking suspicion that things probably aren’t that bad.***A few hours later, we were passing by a large waterfall. I was sucking on a piece of candy that Bulma gave me and leaning back in my seat. Honestly, it was kind of boring. I closed my eyes and almost fell asleep when we suddenly stopped in the middle of a lake…“What happened?” I asked reflexively as I looked around.“We’re out of gas…” Bulma groaned, “I’ll have to get some gas out of my cars or bikes, but we need to get to shore first…”“Okay.” I took off my clothes and hopped into the water behind the boat, kicking my legs and pushing the ship to shore pretty quickly and easily.“Thanks Goku~! Muah~!” Bulma picked me up and kissed my lips a few times, before blushing slightly, “Peepee!”“Huh?” I didn’t understand what the fuck was wrong with her this time, but the moment she said that, my dick got hard instantly!“Hehe~! It works!” She pressed me against the tree we just tied the boat to and started sucking my cock!“What worked?! Wait, did you drug me with that candy?!” It was pretty easy to make the connection, “Mmn~!” But then I didn’t really care anymore, because it felt so good. I reached back with my hands and tail to hold onto the tree, otherwise there’s no way she could’ve held me there so easily.“I call it the PP Candy! Hahah~!” Bulma grinned, one hand was pressing on my abs and the other was holding me up by my ass, trying to dig those naughty fingers inside as always: “Whenever someone says Peepee, you’ll get an erection immediately! The effect only lasts for a month though.”“Only a month?!” I rolled my eyes and complained, “What if someone uses this against me in a fight?”“Who would randomly say ‘Peepee’ in the middle of a fight?” When she said it again, my cock throbbed even harder than before! Looking at my pulsating cock, she grinned and kissed it a few times, “Peepee~! Peepee~! Peepee~! Hahaha~! So cute~!”“Ow~! I feel like I’m gonna explode!” I looked down and saw that my cock was way more veiny than usual! It even grew a little larger than normal, but it hurt!“Good! That’s exactly what I want!” Bulma sucked me off for a few more seconds, before she pulled me off of the tree and slammed my back on the ground. More like she dropped me, but whatever. It took her a moment to pull down her brown shorts and then take off her soggy white panties, revealing the sticky mess that was her bald pussy underneath.“Wait! Bulma, I can’t-mmn~!” I tried to warn her, but she plopped her giant ass down anyway! I almost came instantly! I was definitely leaking a lot inside of her vagina, but she pressed her hands on my chest and leaned down, shoving her tongue into my mouth! She was so light that I could obviously push her off me really easily… But it just felt so good!I really wanted to cum inside of her pussy… Thankfully, I have enough self-control to avoid killing my only friend with a creampie.“Hahaha~!” She sat on my lap and moved forward, then backwards slowly as she took her white tank-top off. Then she lifted up and down faster, playing with her own breasts as she screamed, “Yes~! Yes~! Yes~! Aaaah~! Goku~! Mmn~!”I let her ride me frantically for a while before she leaned back and started rubbing her clit rapidly, “Aaaah~!” With a loud scream, Bulma sprayed her juices all across my belly, chest and face!“Bulma! I’m gonna cum!” I finally couldn’t hold it anymore!“Goku~! Mn~!” She moaned as I grabbed her hips and lifted her up a foot above my tip before I exploded! My cum shot straight inside her pussy with the first wave, then splattered across her taint and finally sprayed into her asshole, “Mmn~! Fuck~!”“Phew~! That’s better…” I breathed out a long sigh of relief as my cock started returning to normal… But then I looked up at Bulma’s smirking face, “No-”“Peepee~! Hahaha~!” Of course the sadistic bitch wouldn’t let me go that easily! I was instantly hard again! So I dropped her ass back down onto my lap and she yelped, “Aaah~! Heheh~! Don’t worry Goku, I’m not unreasonable. I just need… Maybe another hour, then you’ll have to siphon the gas from… Wait… Wait a second, what the fuck?!”Bulma searched through her shorts and started hyperventilating, “No-no-no-no~! This can’t be happening!” She got off of me and rushed over to her boat with cum spurting out of her holes and down her pale legs. I walked over and watched as she bent over the edge of the boat, searching around on the seats, juices spraying out across my face as she stressed herself out, “No~! Goku~! Hurry up and look for my capsule box! I must’ve dropped it somewhere in the river!”“Don’t you have some kinda tracking system? Like the Dragon Ball Radar, but for your capsules.” I jumped up onto the edge and crouched down, grabbing her hips as I humped her giant ass!“Goku, cut it out! This is serious!” Bulma pushed me off her ass and onto the ground… Then she complained, “This is all your fault! Don’t you have superhuman reflexes and senses?! Why didn’t you notice when my capsule box fell out of my bag?!”“I don’t know? Maybe I was too busy being drugged? Did you give me anything else? Maybe some amnesia medicine that makes me forget when you say Pussy or something?!”“Ugh~!” She stomped her feet angrily and then breathed out a long sigh, hugging my face against her crotch, “Okay, I’m sorry, Goku. I shouldn’t have drugged you or blamed you for this… It’s my fault, okay?”“Mmnf~!” I couldn’t speak, because my face was buried in her cunt… Pushing away from her hips, I took a deep breath of fresh air and spayed out some of my own cum, “We still have the Dragon Radar and Dragon Balls.”“Yeah… We just… I guess we’ll have to hike the rest of the way?” She would rather walk hundreds of miles through a desert than ride the Flying Nimbus with me?“Fine by me.” I shrugged and didn’t care either way. Whether this journey took weeks or months, it didn’t make a difference to me. She’s the one that had a deadline.“Goku…” She blushed down at me and muttered, “I’m still horny.”“I’m not.” I snickered and walked over to the side of the water, holding my softening dick and then started pissing with a steady stream, “Looks like your PP Candy already wore off, huh?”“Impossible!” Bulma knelt down next to my dick and started playing with it while was still pissing, “Pee-pee-pee-pee-pee~! Why isn’t it working?!”“I don’t know, I’m not a witch.” I shrugged and she glared up at me.“I’m not a witch either! It’s just science! Not magic! Ew! You pissed all over my hands!” She complained, “Your prick’s so small I can barely hold it in my hands when it’s soft!”“I didn’t tell you to play with it while I’m trying to pee-ow! Fuck! Damn it!” As soon as I said the word, my penis got hard midstream and it hurt like a bitch! I was still pissing, kind of, but it sprayed out all over the place and some squirted directly in Bulma’s face… When she had her mouth open…“Aaaaaah~!” With a loud scream, the silly girl freaked out. I don’t see what the big deal is though, she pisses all over me, all the time.Anyway, she was mad at me for a while after that. It didn’t help that we lost our house capsule, so she had to wash herself off in a lake.Oh well, she’ll get over it. Probably.
Author’s Note: Yes, PP Candy is Canon. No, it doesn’t make Oolong’s cock hard, it just gives him the shits. I’m only half-way through episode 5 of Dragon Ball and it’s pretty outrageous. This story honestly isn’t that farfetched. Just a slightly hornier version. Then again, since Oolong isn’t here, they skipped some other shit, like Goku patting the pig-boy’s crotch to see if he was a boy or Oolong turning into a fish and getting caught by Bulma’s panties as bait…

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Chapter 10: Yamcha and Puar“Ugh… Unn… Aagh… Haah-haah-haa~!” Bulma made a lot of noise as she slowly trudged through the desert in front of me. I let her use my Power Pole as a walking stick. Although she lost her capsule box, she still had ‘some’ capsules. And an orange backpack. She was wearing the same brown shorts and white tank top from earlier though. Both were covered in sweat and dust.“Are you sure you don’t wanna ride the Nimbus?” I asked for the tenth time as I walked ahead of her and kept walking backwards, “I could carry you there too-”“Shut up! Just shut the fuck up!” The angry girl roared at me, before groaning and kneeling on the dry, cracked dirt, helplessly, “Goku… Do you think there’s a hotel or inn around here?”“Umm, probably not. Though I’ve never seen one of those in person before, so who knows?” I scratched my head and shrugged, looking around at the big white bone-like ‘rocks’ all over the endless desert.“No~! I hate this~!” Bulma started throwing a tantrum again, bawling her eyes out on the ground like a kid, “I’m hungry! I wanna take a bath! I can’t sleep unless I’m in a bed~! Waaah~!” As she scooted back, she eventually collapsed in the shade of a weird looking white rock structure and started snoring loudly.I let out a long sigh and shook my head. The sun was beating down on me, but honestly, it didn’t bother me much at all.*Gurgle~!* The real problem was hunger. Bulma was hungry too, but it didn’t take much for her to survive and I gave her most of the lizards or other creatures I found. This area is even more desolate though.“Hmm, no, wait, I sense something? Something really strong!” Not stronger than me, but it’s amazing enough to meet a person or creature that’s close to me in strength!I looked over at Bulma sleeping soundly on her back and walked over to pick up my Power Pole. I sheathed it on my back and hesitated. Should I leave her here or take her with me? If I get in a fight with the monster, she might get killed. But if I leave her here… Uh, no, I guess there aren’t even any scorpions or bugs around or I would’ve eaten them by now.“It’s not that far anyway… Bulma, be good and hide here. I’ll be back soon with plenty of delicious fresh meat for the two of us to share.” I leaned down and kissed her dry lips, then hopped up on my Flying Nimbus!“Uh, actually, couldn’t I just take Bulma and leave while she’s sleeping? Not like she would notice, right? I’ll just say I carried her and ran…”I thought about it and then shook my head. No matter what, I need to know who or what the fuck that Ki is coming from! Maybe I can have a ‘real’ fight for once?!***There was a big tall and white rock with a hole at the top of it. Obviously shaped like a door. Not just that, but there were also some windows carved through the stone in various places. I stealthily floated over to one of them and crawled inside the hole in order to get a better view of what was going on in there.“Yamcha, don’t be afraid! It’s just me! Puar!” There was a cute little girl with blue fur covering her body, triangular ears on the top of her head and a fluffy blue tail with a white tip.“I’m not afraid! Does it look like I’m afraid?! I’m just, I’m just nervous, okay?!” There was a giant guy with tan skin, a muscular body and thick black hair curled up in the corner of the rocky circular room, shivering in terror. He was practically hiding between a blue cabinet and a stone wall.*Poof~!* The little girl transformed into a tiny blue cat-like creature that floated in mid-air. Those beady black eyes were filled with tears as she hovered over and hugged the man’s blushing face, “I’m sorry, Yamcha~! I’m just trying to make you get over your fear of women!”“I told you! I’m not afraid of women! I just get anxious sometimes!” The man retorted angrily and then calmed down, hugging the adorable cat against his chest, “Don’t worry, Puar. I know what you’re really trying to do… You know how I feel about you. I don’t need you to transform into a human or a cat-girl for me to love you.”“Oh, Yamcha~! I love you so much~!” The weird white-faced cat-thing started crying and then the two of them were making out for a while after that. I was thinking about killing and eating them, but then I realized that there was literally a kitchen right there, fully stocked with food and water already. Stealing was wrong though, I think… Probably? Though I guess killing and eating them would be worse than just stealing their food and leaving them to starve to death in the middle of the desert…Uh, it’s a toss-up. What would Grandpa Gohan do?*Shluck-shluck-shluck~!*So anyway, I stealthily watched as the little cat creature sucked and slurped on the man’s cock. Even though her body was really tiny, her head was pretty big and her mouth was definitely large enough to fit most of his dick inside.“Ugh~! Nnm~!” Yamcha grunted and groaned as he leaned against the wall, the cat floated up and down, bobbing her head slowly. The slurping noises were so loud that they didn’t hear me land lightly on the stone ground. Then I sneaked over to the circular wooden table in the middle of the room. There were a few freshly baked buns and some rice-balls. Not much, but the taste was pretty fucking good.I went back up into the window hole and started eating while spectating the two weirdos. I squinted, but couldn’t really tell whether ‘Puar’ was a boy or a girl. Maybe it didn’t matter though. She was a shapeshifter after all. Speaking of which…“I think… I think I’m ready now.” The man gently caressed the cat’s head as she blinked her beady black eyes up at him, “I love you, Puar.”*Poof~!* The cat turned back into a cat-girl again. Well, even if she looked like a girl, she was about the same size as me. Really tiny. She didn’t even have boobs like Bulma. The little girl was on her hands and knees, wiggling her ass around as her blue and white tail wagged excitedly. I could see the juices glistening inside of her tiny pussy and couldn’t help thinking about my Bulma. She’s probably all dried out by now, huh?“P-P-P-Puar~! Nnm~! I’m, I’m fine, this is fine~! Aah~!” Yamcha nervously ran his hands down her skinny back and grabbed her little cheeks. As his fingers dipped into her slimy holes, he trembled violently and jerked his hips up a few times, “Ugh~! S-Sorry, Puar… Are you okay?”“Mmn~! Nm~!” The little cat-girl used her tiny hands to stroke his throbbing shaft and kept sucking on the tip.It’s weird though. Either he has a lot of control over his muscles or maybe his semen just isn’t as powerful as mine? Hmm, maybe it’s because he doesn’t have a tail? I don’t think that Puar girl is very strong. At least not from her Ki on the surface.“Hehehe~! You always taste so good, Yamcha!” The little white-faced cat-girl grinned up at the man with cum dripping down her chin, but she slurped it all up pretty quickly. Swallowing his jizz, she kept stroking his dick as he winced, “It’s okay. I know that one day I’ll be able to help you get over this curse.”“It’s not a curse, I’m just… You know, it’s just a weird phobia, that’s all… Sorry you have to deal with my bullshit, Babe.” He seemed to relax a lot after his dick got softer. Then he hugged the girl in his giant arms and she purred like a cute kitten, “You’re such a good girl, Puar.” He whispered while petting her blue hair.“Heheh~!” The girl didn’t even seem upset that he didn’t lick or fuck her… Then again, she was some kind of transforming cat monster.*Poof~!* Just like Oolong, her transformation didn’t last too long before she was back to normal.“Are you guys done yet?” I jumped down from the window and the two of them stared at me with shock visible on their faces, “If you’re done fucking, then listen up! All your food and water now belong to me!”“Wait a second, Kid!” Yamcha shouted as he hopped off the ground and grabbed a curved sword from nearby, pulling it out of the sheath, “You can’t rob us! We’re the bandits here!”“No way! This is your house and I’m robbing you, so I’m the bandit, right?!” I shook my head and pulled out my Power Pole!“Uh, hold on a second!” Puar shouted anxiously, “Yamcha, clothes!”“Ah, oh yeah! Damn it, you perverted brat! Give me a second to get dressed!” After he said that, the guy put away his sword and then spent a few minutes trying to find some clothes in his closet nearby. A green sleeveless shirt, a white cloth for a belt, orange baggy pants, blue boots and an orange cape? No, not a cape, it was just an orange cloth that he wore on his shoulders for some reason. I have no idea. I would still run around naked if Grandpa and Bulma didn’t stop me.“Are you done yet?” In the meantime, I was sitting at the table and eating some dinosaur jerky I found in the cupboards.“Hey, stop eating our food!” Puar screamed at me, but still hid behind her partner, floating behind his back.“It’s my food now.” I shook my head and gobbled down the rest of the jerky by the time Yamcha finished getting dressed.“Damn Kid! I’m gonna make you regret being so arrogant!” Yamcha pulled out his sword from the sheath again, tossing it aside, “Hiaaa~!”I pulled out my Power Pole and smacked it against his blade. I didn’t move, but the chair shattered into pieces!“My chair!” Puar screamed, “Yamcha! Don’t fight in the house!”“Uh… Sorry Puar…” He scratched the back of his head awkwardly and asked, “Umm, can we take this deathmatch outside, maybe?”“Okay.” I didn’t mind, because Bulma and I would probably be staying here after I killed and ate them. Hmm, wait, it’s probably wrong to kill and eat ‘people’... But it’s also wrong to waste food. I don’t know, it’s hard to think about good and evil when I’m hungry.We both jumped down lightly from the giant rocky cliff, landing dozens of meters below on the hard, cracked desert ground. I stood across from the man as he swung his blade around and took up a low stance, “Any last words, Brat?”“Yeah. You look like a guy that dies a lot.” I snickered and smacked my stick against his sword! Then the two of us went back and forth dozens of times!“Damn! Aah~!” He screamed as I extended my Power Pole and sent him flying into a big white boulder, then crashing into the ground so deep that he had to dig his way back out! He wasn’t dead though, not even severely injured. He climbed out of the pit and walked over without his sword. He shouted while holding his left side, “Boy! Where did you get that staff?!”“My Grandpa gave it to me before he died.” I responded casually.“Nani?!” He shouted in shock, “There’s only one person who possesses the length-changing pole! Was your grandfather named Son Gohan?!”“Yep.” I nodded and then shrugged, “Why? Is he famous or something?”“Hmm… I see.” Yamcha seemed to get serious all of a sudden and stood up straight, “Son Gohan was a master of Martial Arts without equal. I had no idea he had a grandson. I guess that means I can’t go easy on you just because you’re a child.”“Okay?” I tilted my head and watched him slide his foot forward, lean back and use both hands like claws.“It’s been so long since I’ve fought a tough opponent.” He suddenly darted over towards me and shouted, “Wolf Fang Fist!”I tried to dodge, but his foot still kicked me in the jaw! Then he smacked me in the face dozens of times! When I was dazed, he put his hands together and smacked them both into my mouth!A moment later, I already went flying hundreds of meters away and crashed through five stone pillars! The rocks tumbled down on top of me and my mouth was filled with dust… it was pretty annoying.*Boom~!*“Asshole! Now you’ve really pissed me off!” I smashed away the rocks and boulders, rushing over to where the two of them were standing! Well, the cat was still floating somehow.“You’re still alive?” He had a smug expression on his annoying face, “Do you wanna feel my Wolf Fang Fist again?!”“How about you wolf fang go fuck yourself?!” I rushed over and punched him in the hand, poked him in the eyes, then smacked him in the face so hard he was sent flying through a few pillars of stone himself!“Yamcha~! No!” That silly cat screamed!“Piece of shit!” Yamcha rushed out of the rubble and screamed like a lunatic!He was halfway to me when I looked over and noticed that Bulma suddenly sat up, screaming as she rubbed her big blue eyes. “Be quiet! I’m trying to sleep!”“Huh?!” Yamcha stopped mid-sprint and stiffened as he looked over at the pretty girl, “Ugh~!” His body trembled violently and then he collapsed onto the ground…“Yamcha~!” The cat bounced over across the ground a few times with its hind legs, grabbing his arm with her little paws, “Are you okay?!”“Pu-Puar, we have to retreat!” He shouted anxiously and the cat nodded in agreement… Then he just ran away with the blue kitten on his shoulder. Kicking up lots of dirt and dust as he escaped.“Wait, what the fuck! I’m not done yet!” I shouted at them, but didn’t chase. I was worried about Bulma after all.“Hey Goku, who was that guy just now?!” She rushed over to me and patted my head, “He was really hot! Did you get his number?!”“Number? What number?” I had no idea what the fuck she was talking about now.“Uh, never mind, forget I said anything, hehe~!” She smiled and leaned down to kiss my lips, then widened her eyes and asked, “Goku… You taste like food! Like real food!”“Yeah, I was gonna say, those fuckers have a house nearby! Let’s hurry up and rob them before they pack their bags and escape!”

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Chapter 11: Horny Bulma
“This place is a dump, but it’s better than nothing.” Bulma sighed dramatically as she looked around the rocky ‘house’. It was basically a series of circular rooms that were carved into a tall and skinny white boulder. They did have a bathroom, but: “Is this it?! It’s so tiny! Ugh…”“Bulma, didn’t you just say it was better than nothing?” I rolled my eyes and then watched as she took off her dirty clothes, jumping right in the simple shower.“Ahh~!” She moaned loudly as the cold water sprayed across her dry, cracked and sunburnt skin, “Goku, I need your help~! Peepee!”“Ow! Stop that!” I felt like my dick was going to pop all of a sudden! That stupid magical drug still hadn’t completely worn off!“Oh, stop being such a baby~! Heheh~!” Bulma waited for me to take my clothes off and then pulled me into the shower with her, “Now, I need you to help me with some skin cream, like usual.”“You don’t need to use that stupid drug though.” I grumbled and walked up behind her back, spreading her cheeks open with my hands as she moaned. There were a few pieces of sand stuck to her tiny pink ring, so I picked them out. Although her body was blocking most of the water, I was still getting splashed. Especially on my dick that was being squeezed by her knees.“Mnn~! Yes~!” She shouted loudly as my nose separated her slit, my lips pressed against her clit and I started licking randomly. I love the way her butthole winks at me, as she trembles uncontrollably. I just wish I could push harder, use more force, not worry about ‘breaking’ her weak body all the time.I wonder if the Dragon Balls can make her more like me?‘Saiyan Monkey! Die!’Hmm, what was that? Could’ve sworn I heard an angry woman screaming for a moment there. But then again, it’s normal to hear voices in the shower, right?“Goku~! Mmn~! Goku~! Aaah~!” Bulma kept calling my name as she pushed her giant ass back into my face. My forehead pressed against her tailbone as the water ran down into my eyes. I squeezed her cheeks a little harder and spread them wide, then pulled my head back a little to catch my breath. The scent was really strong, but that only made me harder.“Nnmnnmnn~! Nnnm~! Unnm~!” She was moaning and the water was so loud, I couldn’t really hear anything else. I kept trying to sense things with Ki, just in case Yamcha and Puar sneaked back, but I didn’t notice anything.“Hah~!” I hopped up to Bulma’s waist and gripped her hips, easily slipping my penis into her wet butthole!“Ah~! Goku, what the fuck?! Mmn~! Wow~! Aaah~!” She was surprised at first, but quickly put her hands on the wall and started moaning louder as I thrust into her ass rapidly!*Papapapapapapapapapapapa~!* The noise was even louder than her moans and shouting! I didn’t just fuck her in the ass though, I also used my tail to penetrate her vagina. I know she likes it when I do that.I really wanna cum inside her! Damn it! No, I need to calm down… I need to focus. I can’t let the evil ape inside of me have his way. I need to control myself. I had to wait. Until Bulma could barely stand because her legs were shaking too badly… When she finally collapsed onto her knees, I pulled out of her ass and my cum splattered up her back and into her blue hair with so much force that she screamed in pain!“Aaah! Damn it, Goku! Ugh~!” Then she grunted and farted a bit, “You didn’t hear that!”“Hahaha~!” Of course I heard it and it was hilarious!“Asshole!” She screamed and threw me out of the shower! Then she closed the curtain and I could tell she was using my cum like shampoo and bodywash, which… I honestly don’t understand. Wouldn’t that make her hair all sticky and spiky? Is she trying to copy me?Oh well. My balls were empty and my mind was a lot clearer, even if my Ki reserves felt a lot lower than before. On the other hand, Bulma feels like she’s a giant beacon in the darkness for me now. I don’t really get it though. If I’m showering her with so much Ki, then why is she still so weak?Maybe it’s because she isn’t training? Or maybe it’s just too short of a time? If I keep cumming on Bulma for a few years, I wonder if she’ll actually become more durable? That’d be nice. Then I could finally cum inside of her vagina and get her pregnant with my babies.“Nn~!” I heard a weird noise as I left the bathroom.“What the fuck?” I looked down at the pink towel in my hands and frowned, “Weird.”“Nn~! Mmnn~!” As I used the towel to wipe off my crotch and ass, the moaning noises got louder! Then suddenly with a *Poof!* that blue and yellow cat appeared in my hands!“I knew something was weird about that towel with a cat face on it!” I frowned and held the terrified kitten, preventing it from struggling out of my hands, “You’re Puar, right?”“Let go of me~! Aaan~!” The weird chubby cat-like creature actually moaned when I squeezed a little tighter on her tiny arms, “Yamcha~! Help~!”“Aaah~!” Bulma screamed from inside the bathroom!“Aaaaaah~! N-n-n-naked, naked lady~! Aaaah~!” Then there was an embarrassing cry from a nearly full-grown man.I rushed into the bathroom with Puar in my hands and saw Bulma hiding behind the shower curtain, but she was drooling a bit as she looked at the: “Wow! What a hunk!”“Oh no! Yamcha!” The cat flew out of my hands and over to her boyfriend, quickly covering his dumb face with her pudgy belly, “It’s okay, Yamcha, just don’t look at her and everything will be fine!”“Yeah-yeah, you’re right! As long as I can’t see her, then I can beat-Agh~!” Before he could continue talking, I punched him in the chest and his back made a huge dent in the stone wall, “What the fuck, Kid?!”“Yeah, Goku! What’s the big deal?! Hurry up and take that stupid cat off his face so I can see how handsome he is again!” Bulma screamed at me, so I rolled my eyes and did what she ‘demanded’, “Wow~! He’s so dreamy~!”“G-g-g-g-girl~!” Yamcha shouted anxiously and then crawled into the corner of the bathroom, collapsing against the walls. His eyes seemed to be covered in stars as he literally fainted from seeing Bulma’s boobs.“No! Yamcha~! Waah~!” Then Puar started crying in my hands, no longer even trying to struggle. As if she accepted her fate as the loser.“Since you like him so much, you can have his meat.” I made a reasonable suggestion, “I wanna eat this cat though.”“Wait! No! You can do whatever you want with me, but don’t hurt Yamcha!” Puar transformed into a cute little cat-girl with long blue hair and fur. She had pale skin and beady black eyes.“Uh, okay, turn into something bigger and juicier so that I can make more food out of you.” As soon as I said that, the little girl shivered and pissed herself in fear!“No! No way! You really wanna eat us?! Like food?! I thought you were just gonna rape us!” As she said that, I looked down at my dick. It was throbbing and hard after being pissed on by the cat-girl who wasn’t much bigger than me.“Goku! Don’t even think about it!” Bulma suddenly rushed out from the shower and grabbed the little girl by her fluffy blue tail, yanking her out of my hands and tossing her onto Yamcha’s lap, “You’re my boyfriend, right?! How could you even think about fucking another girl in front of me?!”“I don’t get it.” I scratched my head and asked, “Weren’t you just lusting after that Yamcha guy a few seconds ago?”“That’s… Uh, that’s different, okay?! That’s like a medical condition! Yeah!” She pouted her cheeks cutely and pointed to the fainted man on the floor, “Just like this loser passed out after seeing my perfect body! So what if he’s a little… Okay, very, very hot. We can’t just go around killing, eating and raping people! It’s wrong!”“Yeah! It’s wrong!” Puar agreed with my ‘girlfriend’, “I definitely wouldn’t want you to shove your tiny cock in my little cat pussy! Especially not in front of Yamcha!”“Okay.” I shrugged and then watched Bulma start rubbing her blue muff. I could sense my cum still on her fingers and stuck in her hair, even inside of her vagina. Wait, is it actually possible for a girl to get pregnant if the guy doesn’t shoot his sperm directly into the womb?“You said his name is Yamcha, right?” My girlfriend slurped up her drool and smirked with a devious expression on her pretty face, “He’s your boyfriend, right?”“Umm, we’re more like… Best friends?” Puar answered nervously and looked back at the boy, “We’ve been together for two years.”“Take his clothes off.” Bulma narrowed her blue eyes, “I wanna watch you fuck him.”“I could never do that to Yamcha!” The little girl cried as she stripped the muscular man naked, then grabbed his soft cock and started pressing the tip against her piss-covered slit, “This is wrong, but I’m only doing it because you’re forcing me!”“Ugh~!” Yamcha grunted as the tiny cat-girl lowered her ass down, facing us with a grimace at first, then a lusty expression. She could barely fit a few inches of his veiny dick inside of her little vagina.“Fuck~! That’s so hot!” Bulma licked her lips and then got down in front of me. On her hands and knees, she pushed her ass back into my abs and complained, “What are you waiting for? Fuck me, Goku!”“Okay then.” I shrugged and stood on her calves, grabbed her hips and thrust my cock into her giant pussy. Even though it was a little loose at first, she still clamped down on my penis pretty hard and started moaning loudly. Just like the little girl in front of us.“You like that big, fat cock, don’t you, you little slut!” Bulma’s face was only a few inches from Yamcha’s dick and I felt kinda weird for some reason. Jealous? I don’t get it. I blame my stupid tail.“Yeah, I’m a dirty little kitty slut~! Mmn~! Aah~! Kami~! Mmn~! Yamcha’s dick is so big! I feel like I’m gonna break!” Even though Puar said that, she could probably transform into a bigger girl if she wanted. I don’t get why she needed to look like a child?*Sniff~!* The horny blue-haired girl put her face even closer and complained, “Ew~! Smells like cat piss! You nasty brat!”
“Yeah, I’m a nasty brat~! Mmmn~! What’re you gonna do about it?! Aaaah~!” Puar screamed when Bulma actually licked her tiny clit, but before she could go lower, I subconsciously grabbed the back of her hair and pulled her head back!*Smack~!* Then I spanked her ass lightly and made a really loud noise, leaving a big red hand-print behind on her right cheek!“Mmn~! Fuck yeah~! Aaaah~! Daddy~!” Bulma’s pussy tightened even harder as she called me her father, “I’m a dirty slut like Mommy~! Mmn~! You have to punish me!”This was getting kinda confusing and weird, but whatever. I started spanking her ass, taking turns from cheek to cheek with my right hand. My left hand was still pulling on her hair and keeping her from licking Yamcha’s dick. She could only reach Puar’s tiny clit at most.“Nnm~! Nngm~! Ugh~!” The unconscious man was moaning, grunting and groaning as his ‘friend’ raped him in his sleep. He suddenly grabbed the blue tail with one hand and her hip with the other, ramming his dick up inside of the tiny slit without mercy!“Aaaah~! Yamcha~! Mmn~! You’re ripping me in half~!” Puar screamed as her belly bulged with every thrust! She was so stretchy!“Wow! This is so hot! Mmnn~! Yes!” Bulma cried out excitedly as I let go of her hair and let her press her face against that bulging belly. The bump kept smacking her over and over as I rammed my cock into her own pussy from behind!“Bulma, I’m gonna cum!” I warned her ahead of time, but she wasn’t paying attention. I really wanted to spray my sperm directly inside!“Aaah~!” Puar screamed as her vagina was flooded with Yamcha’s semen! A lot of it also spurted and bubbled out of her lips as she collapsed against his chest. However, before she could transform back into a ‘cat’, I pulled out of Bulma's pussy and shot my load! The cat-girl cried out in shock as her face was splattered with my cum! Of course, a lot of it got in Bulma’s hair and went across her back.“Phew…” I breathed out a long sigh and stick my penis back inside my girlfriend’s spasming slit. Bulma was also having an orgasm, so I kept going, getting harder as I watched the two girls making out and groping each other’s chests. Though one was way smaller than the other.*Poof~!* Suddenly the cat-girl turned into a weird cat-like creature and screamed, “Aaah~! Too big~! Way too big~! Yamcha~! Oww~!”“Huh? Puar?! Wait, what the fuck?! Aaaah! A girl!” The weirdo suddenly punched a hole in the wall and escaped with Puar still impaled on his cock… But I guess that’s pretty normal, huh?“There’s nothing normal about this, Goku!” Bulma complained later that night, “I can’t believe you let me do that! We were clearly drugged or something! I would never act so slutty unless I was being manipulated! I’m a good girl!”“Uh huh… Sure.” I rolled my eyes and yawned, “Anyway, we should really get some sleep while we still can. Who knows when those two weirdos will come back and attack us again.”“Yeah, you’re right…” And then she started snoring almost immediately, laying on the unfamiliar bed and cuddling me against her chest to the point where I could barely breathe.I don’t know. Is this what it’s like to be in a normal relationship with a girl? I don’t really have any experience and Grandpa never explained this part.My tail keeps throbbing though. The Full Moon is getting closer. I’m a little scared. ‘He’ is waking up again… I really hope we can find the rest of the Dragon Balls soon. Maybe I can wish for the ability to control the evil Oozaru inside of me?
Author’s Note: Yeah… This one took a long time, because I was writing a lot of other random stuff, especially Fenrir. Plus, real-life things. Anyway, there’s no point going into great detail about that.Now our duo of horny lunatics are heading over to Mount Frying Pan. I wonder what’ll happen when a certain little girl in bikini armor meets the duo?Find out next time on Dragon Ball Smut!

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Chapter 12: Destined Wife*Vrrrrrrm~!*“Bulma, are you mad at me?” I didn’t really understand why she suddenly started acting so weird the past few days. By weird, I mean that she wasn’t horny anymore. I was worried that maybe she was upset that I didn’t let her lick Yamcha’s penis back then… She seemed like she really wanted it badly, but I don’t know, I blame my tail.“Why would I be mad?” She had her blue hair back in a ponytail and was wearing tight black pants and a white button-up shirt. With one hand on the steering wheel, she yawned and looked over at me lazily, “Did you do something weird to me in my sleep?”“No, I just jerked off onto your butthole and vagina. I didn’t even stick my penis inside.” I didn’t bother hiding anything. And she didn’t seem to have much of a reaction after hearing what I said.“That’s pretty normal.” She looked down at my crotch and smirked, “What’s wrong, can’t even handle a few days without sex now?”“It’s getting closer to that time of the month again…” I frowned and looked out the window at the dark sky. The moon was getting rounder every day.“I’m not having a period!” Bulma screamed and slapped the top of my head, “Ow! Your head is so damn hard!”“Your hands are just too weak.” I sighed and looked back into those beautiful blue eyes, “Bulma, I had this weird dream where you made a magical potion that let you grow a tail like mine.”“I’m not a witch doctor, Goku! I’m a genius scientist!” She pouted and looked away from me, staring at the dirt road ahead. We already left the desert a while ago and were surrounded by forests, giant boulders, mountains… The usual.Bulma let out a long sigh and then reached down to grab my tail, pulling it over onto her legs. She ran her fingers across it and sent a shiver up my spine, but in a good way. I couldn’t help growling, “Grrrr~!”“You’re so cute.” She giggled and then sighed, “Goku, you’re not as dumb as you act.”“I act dumb?” I rolled my eyes at the silly girl and complained, “Aren’t you the one that acts stupid to make me let my guard down around you?”“When do I act stupid?!” Bulma squeezed my tail tightly and when she didn’t see me respond much, she frowned, “I don’t know why it’s not working. I should be getting stronger by now, right?”“So you really did use my sperm to make a magical potion!” I smirked and saw her cheeks getting redder as she looked away from me again, “When did you do it? Was it the first night we slept together?”“Of course not!” She retorted and then cleared her throat, “Uh-hmmm… It was… In the bathroom, when I kicked you out… But I didn’t do it to give myself a tail, I just… I analyzed your semen and noticed that your body has a lot of special energy inside of it. I think that’s why you’re so freakishly strong. At first I tried to simply consume your sperm or soak it into my skin, but that obviously wasn’t working. I happened to have a simple genetic engineering lab in my purse, so I figured, why not create a cool gene serum to make myself stronger?”“Bulma, I wasn’t always this strong.” I snickered and patted her thigh through the black pants, feeling her soft flesh, “Even if I’m special, I still trained my ass off for most of my life. You can’t just make a magic potion-I mean, ‘gene serum’ to suddenly become as strong as I am.”“Why the fuck not?” Bulma sneered, “All you need to do to get stronger is damage the muscle fibers and then heal from your injuries to cause Myofibrillar Hypertrophy. Bones and organs are the same way. ‘Training’ and ‘exercise’ are totally unnecessary. As long as I create an artificial gravity chamber, I can simply sit back, relax and read a steamy romance novel as my body gets stronger at a rapid pace without even breaking a sweat.”“That sounds really overpowered.” I scratched my head and asked, “But couldn’t I just exercise in the Gravity Chamber and get stronger faster than you?”“You’re my boyfriend, Goku. I don’t need to be stronger than you. I just need to be strong enough to have sex without worrying about your ejaculations killing me!”Well, she’s right. It is really inconvenient and annoying. I put my hand out the window and felt the warm air blowing across my face, “Bulma, are you gonna grow a tail like mine?”“No… Probably not?” She cleared her throat and asked, “Why? Is it really such a big deal if I grow a tail?”“Maybe.” I sighed and turned back towards the pretty girl, “Have I ever told you what happened to my Grandpa? How he died…”“You said he got killed by a giant monster…” It only took her a few seconds to understand what I was getting at, “No way! Goku, you’re kidding, right?!”“It’s almost that time of the month, Bulma.” I pointed towards the moon outside the window and smiled wryly, “Under the light of the Full Moon, I can’t control ‘him’ anymore. The evil monkey inside of me is gonna come out.”“Evil monkey?!” Bulma screamed in horror, “Oh no! Are you saying I’m gonna be covered in hair like a gorilla every month?!”“Yeah… But the real problem is that you’ll get really angry and crazy and wanna kill everyone.”“Oh Goku, you’re a boy so you wouldn’t understand.” She snickered and ruffled my hair, “That’s just a normal thing that all girls have to deal with. Except it’s not just one day, it’s usually a whole week.”“Girls turn into giant apes for a whole week?!” I shook my head, “I don’t believe it.”“I’m talking about the red tide! The blood moon! Aunt Flo! Ugh, I just said it earlier, Period.” Bulma rolled her big blue eyes and explained, “Every month, girls menstruate… Silly Brat.”“I feel like I know what you’re talking about, but I also have no idea. I’ll just take your word for it.” In my mind, I couldn’t help seeing lots of images of vaginal bleeding, but I don’t remember seeing those things in reality. Maybe it’s just another weird memory from another life?***“Ugh, it’s so hot~!” Bulma groaned and complained as she unbuttoned her shirt, revealing her sweaty cleavage. Of course, the armpits of her white shirt were also drenched. She even unzipped her pants, revealing her super short blue pubes. She wasn’t even wearing panties.“I thought you said we were going north and that the north was really cold?” I didn’t feel that hot, even wearing my thick blue training gi, but it’s not like I couldn’t tell that the temperature was high. It wasn’t that bad at night, but now that the sun is out, my girlfriend looked like she was gonna melt.“Mount Frying Pan used to be a place called Chilly Mountain, but supposedly a ‘fire spirit’ came down from the sky ten years ago, lighting the place on fire and… Changed the climate somehow? Yeah, I know it’s stupid, but I didn’t make it up. Don’t make fun of me.”“Why is that so weird?” I shrugged, “Maybe there really is a ‘Fire Spirit’? I wouldn’t be surprised.”“Wow~! The sunset is so beautiful!” Bulma shouted while pointing ahead of us between two large mountain cliffs, “But it’s still the afternoon…”“Bulma, those are flames.” I sniffed the air and sneezed, “Chuuu~!” The whole damn car shook violently and rattled like it was going to fall apart!“Damn it Goku! If you break this car, you’re gonna have to carry me the rest of the way!” Bulma complained as she swerved around a big pothole in the middle of the road, “What the fuck is that?!”“Probably Mount Frying Pan?” I looked up at the gigantic mountain that was constantly burning somehow. It was pretty weird. There was a ‘small’ castle on the peak and down below the island was a town of some sort.“Do people actually live here?!” She said what I was thinking.***“Okay, apparently not.” I poked the eye socket of a human skull with a stick and snickered, “The town is completely ruined.”“No shit Sherlock!” Bulma retorted and coughed a few times from the smoke, her white shirt was completely drenched from sweat, revealing her hard nipples through the moist fabric. Honestly, it was turning me on a lot, but I’ve been trying to control my desires more lately…“What does Sherlock mean?” I watched her pull the Dragon Ball Radar out of her pant pocket and it made a beeping noise.“Don’t worry about it.” She waved me over and pointed at the radar that I honestly couldn’t understand, “It looks like the Dragon Ball is in that castle up there… So it should be easy if someone could fly, huh?”“Oh, you’re talking about me?” I smiled wryly, “If you weren’t so stubborn, we could’ve been flying around on the Nimbus this entire time, ya know?”“Hmph! Damn it Goku! Just go up there and grab the Dragon Ball so we can get the hell outta here!” Bulma pouted with her hands on her hips, “Hurry up before that Ox King guy shows up!”“I kinda want him to show up though. I’m annoyed that I couldn’t have a good fight with Yamcha…” I sighed and shook my head, then gazed up at the smoky sky and shouted, “Flying Nimbus~!”*Wooooo~!* The fluffy golden cloud made a weird noise as it swooped down in front of me. I hopped on and soared back up into the air at a rapid pace. I’ve been tempted to just force Bulma to come with me on the cloud again, but I don’t know… I have this weird feeling in the back of my mind that there’s a ‘reason’ I need to do things a certain way.As if I’ll miss something important if I skip to the end. No, wait, I guess that’s kinda just how it goes, right? Grandpa always said that life is a journey, not a destination. It’s not about reaching the finish line first. Something something, the tortoise and the hare, yada yada, oh hey, I’m there already!“Aaah! Fuck! Shit! Oww!” When I tried to swoop down, I got hit by a gout of flames and my whole body was immolated!“Damn it Goku! What are you doing?! Get back here you pussy!” Bulma was screaming as I rushed over to a nearby lake and jumped into the water. Thankfully only the end of my tail was actually burned, but the fact that the fire could burn and hurt me was really scary. There’s definitely something very strange about that flaming mountain.“Goku~!” It wasn’t long before I heard Bulma screaming her lungs out, so I extended my Power Pole and sent myself flying back into the ruins. Right next to the broken wall she was standing with her back against, looking terrified, with tears in her big blue eyes.“What’s wrong?” I glanced over at the gigantic fat dude in weird purple suspender armor and a strange golden hat with horns. He also had goggles covering his eyes that stuck out oddly, “I couldn’t make it into the castle-”“Moron!” Bulma cut me off and looked over at the giant dude in fear.“So you really are thieves!” He roared at us with a big ax in his right hand.“Who are you supposed to be?” I raised an eyebrow and saw him lift his weapon above his head.“Silence! I’ll kill you all!” He shouted randomly, then swung his ax down! I jumped backwards once, then again and again as he chased after me at a surprisingly fast pace compared to how slow he ‘looked’!“Kill him Goku! Smash his brains out! Rip out his entrails and eat them!” Bulma cheered me on while hiding behind a ruined wall and barely revealing her waving fist in the air.I ignored her nonsense and ran up the gigantic bastard’s arm, then kicked him in the chest with all my strength! And nothing happened! He just chuckled as I jumped away, “Shit! Nimbus!” I jumped up onto the flying cloud and then spun around his head rapidly, “How’s this asshole?!”“Ugh~!” He kept turning his head and body until he looked like he was about to throw up from dizziness, then I kicked him in the back of the neck! But that just snapped him out of his dizziness, “That itches a bit.” He said as he scratched his neck calmly.“Goku, it’s no use! You can’t beat the Ox King! Let’s just escape!” Bulma screamed from the side and was already running towards the red car parked nearby.“Wait, you’re the Ox King? You really are strong.” I snickered and scratched the back of my head with a smirk as I floated in front of the giant man.“Huh?!” The giant bearded man looked at me for a moment and then focused on the cloud I was riding, “Little Boy, is that a Flying Nimbus?! Tell me! Who gave it to you?!”“Eh?” I shrugged and casually explained, “Some creepy old bastard named Roshi. Calls himself a ‘Turtle Hermit’, wears a weird turtle shell on his back and is a lot stronger than he looks.”“You mean Master Roshi?! Do you know where he lives?!” He seemed really excited for some reason.“I have no idea.” I shook my head.“He lives on an island somewhere off the coast!” Bulma shouted from behind a rock nearby.“This is great~! Now I can return to my castle!” The giant man stomped around excitedly, looking like he might shit himself with his fists clenched! While I was turning my back to him, he asked, “Hey, that stick wouldn’t happen to be the Power Pole, would it?”“You sure know a lot, Ox King.” I snickered and nodded as I turned around while sitting on the cloud, “That’s right, my Grandpa gave it to me!”“Your Grandpa… You mean Son Gohan?!” He seemed shocked again for some strange reason.“Yep.” I nodded.“Ooooh~! What a surprise this is! Gohan’s Grandson!”“You know my Grandpa?” I raised an eyebrow again, “That’s a crazy coincidence.”
“I certainly do!” He answered happily, “He was Master Roshi’s best pupil!” Then he moved his face closer and smirked, “I was his second-best pupil! This brings back so many memories!”“Seriously?” I’ve only met a handful of people in my life thus far and two of them happened to be related to my Grandpa? That seems super suspicious, or maybe it has to do with the Dragon Balls? After all, they’re so special, so it seems normal for them to be guarded by strong or rich people for the most part.He laughed, “I know, right?! I can’t believe it either! This is awesome!”Bulma collapsed onto her knees nearby as she said, “I can’t believe that perverted Turtle Bastard was actually someone so amazing!”“Oh yes!” The Ox King smashed his fist into his palm suddenly, “I can’t just sit here thinking about the old times! I have a small favor to ask you…”“Go ahead.” I shrugged.“I’ve been told that Master Roshi’s Basho Fan can put Mount Frying Pan’s fire out. Could you go to Master Roshi’s place and ask him to lend me the fan for a bit?” He asked sincerely with his hands clasped together.“Sure.” I nodded and agreed without much thought, “In exchange, could you give me your Dragon Ball?”“Huh? Dragon Ball?” He didn’t seem to understand what I was talking about.“One of these!” Bulma ran over and pulled a big orange orb from her cleavage somehow, showing the sweat-covered ball to the giant man, “Isn’t there one in your castle?!”He looked down at the crystal and shouted, “Aaah! Now that you mention it, I remember seeing one!” Then he turned to me and waved his hand, “Sure, no problem! You can have it!”“Sweet!” I smirked and Bulma also cheered excitedly.“Alright, I’ll be back soon!”I was about to leave, but he held out a hand and said, “Wait! I didn’t think things would be this easy, so yesterday I told my daughter Chi-Chi to go look for Master Roshi! I think you’ll find her on the way there, so take her with you!”“Chi-Chi?” I tilted my head and tried to imagine what the giant guy’s daughter might look like in my mind.“She’s shy but cute!” He clapped his hands loudly, “I got it! Why not make her your bride?!”“Bride?” I looked towards Bulma, who nodded her head at me and glanced over at the gigantic man with fear in her eyes.“Here’s a picture of her!” Ox King pulled out a ‘small’ picture that was half the size of my body and showed us the cute little girl on it. At least, without any contrast, it was hard to tell whether she was my height or the size of a mountain.The girl had fair skin, big brown eyes like mine, long black hair on the sides with short bangs, she also had on a weird pink helmet with a white fin on the top. Around her neck was a blue collar, with similarly blue metal shoulder armor and bikini top… Well, like father, like daughter I guess.“So I just take her with me?” I didn’t ask whether she would even fit on the Nimbus.“Wow! She’s actually really cute!” Bulma shouted in shock and then covered her mouth while blushing.“Okay, I’ll be back soon!” I waved goodbye as the two of them also waved back at me.“Good luck” Bulma shouted.“Be careful!” The Ox King yelled even louder!***I flew around in the sky for a while before I managed to see the tiny little girl on the ground. As I got closer, I realized that she really wasn’t that big! She was only about a head taller than me! Aside from the skimpy blue bikini armor, she also wore pink gloves on her hands and similarly pink boots on her feet.“Hey, you’re Chi-Chi, right?” I swooped down by her side and she turned to face me with a blush on her cheeks.“Yeah! Who’re you?!” She turned around and spoke in a cute voice, “People sure are saying my name a lot today!” Then she pointed at me in shock, “Don’t tell me you love me, too?!”“I love you too?” I replied subconsciously and she gasped in shock, “Anyway, you’re the Ox King’s daughter, right?”“Ah, yes, yes!” She nodded excitedly, “You know my Daddy?!”I smirked, “Yep! He asked me to help you borrow the Basho Fan!”“Really?!” She clasped her hands in front of her small chest.“Yeah, come on, I’ll take you on my Flying Nimbus.” I pointed towards the fluffy yellow cloud under my feet.“You mean I can ride on that cotton-candy thing too?!” She asked with her hands on her cheeks.“Well, as long as you’re ‘pure of heart’, I guess.” I shrugged and honestly didn't really get it. Either way, I could just carry her if she can’t ride it.“No problem then! My heart’s as clean as a flushed toilet!” She giggled and then struggled to climb up onto the cloud, but at least she could touch it normally.“Nnmm~!” I couldn’t help moaning when she suddenly grabbed my tail with her crazy strong grip! It felt like she might crush my damn tailbones, but it also felt so fucking good for some reason!“Wow! Your tail is so cute! Why do you have a tail though?” Chi-Chi casually felt up my tail after removing the pink glove on her right hand. She even stuck her fingers inside the fabric of my pants around the special hole for my tail, “So cool! It’s actually connected!”“Chi-Chi, my tail is my weak spot!” I trembled and my dick was getting harder immediately, “If you squeeze it like that, I’ll be powerless!”“Oh! I’m sorry!” She giggled and lightened her grip a bit, but was still kneeling behind me on the fluffy cloud. The girl even took off her gloves so that she could play with my tail using both hands, “Does it feel good now?”“Umm, yeah, it feels really good… Too good…” I felt a little embarrassed and slightly guilty, but then I remembered that Bulma agreed to let Chi-Chi be my wife, so it’s probably fine… Right?“Waah~!” She screamed as I started guiding the Nimbus to fly up into the sky at a rapid pace! Those strong little hands reached around in front of my waist and gripped my crotch tightly!“Ugh~!” I couldn’t help wincing in pain! It was fine if she grabbed my dick, but her left hand was definitely crushing my left ball through my pants!“So fast!” The silly girl shouted excitedly!“Don’t squeeze my balls so hard…” I groaned as she moved her left hand upwards a bit, using both to hold onto my cock instead. I was afraid she might rip through my pants with so much strength!“I’m sorry Dear~! Hehehe~!” She pressed her face against my lower back and I could feel that sharp blade on her helmet, digging into my spine!“Chi-Chi, why don’t you go in front?” I made a suggestion and she squeezed my dick even tighter, “Please?”“Whatever you say, Dear~! Hehehe~!” She seemed really embarrassed and was blushing a lot, but she still did what I asked. She actually had a dark-green cape that covered her back, but it stopped right above her blue-armored ass. Standing in front of me, when she pushed her butt back, that armor pressed against my belly instead of my crotch. The moment I touched her smooth, sexy hips, she moaned loudly and trembled across her whole body! I could feel a lot of warm liquids gushing out from the sides of her blue armor and thought she pissed herself for a moment there, but thankfully, it was just normal pussy juices.“I’m gonna pick up speed, okay?” I spoke as calmly as I could, while my dick was being pressed between the vice grip of her powerful little thighs! Thankfully I pulled my penis out of my pants already or she might’ve torn them apart with her strength!“Oh wow~! Nnm~! Yes Dear~! Anything you want~!” Chi-Chi moaned as she guided my hands down across her crotch. Even though it was metallic armor, the material was surprisingly flexible and delicate. With a little pressure, I could practically feel the outline of her slit with my right hand.“Nnnm~!” I couldn’t help moaning when she shook violently, her thighs crushing my cock up against her armored vagina! At least that’s where the tip was pressing against, while the rest of my shaft was on the verge of popping from her crazy strength! Is she actually stronger than me?!“Mmnn~! Dear, we shouldn’t do this~! It’s so naughty~! Nnm~! We aren’t even married yet~! Hehehe~!” It seemed kinda weird when she said that, because I definitely didn’t mention anything about marriage…“Chi-Chi, umm… Do you wanna have sex?” I asked her plainly as I moved her flexible bikini armor to the side, feeling her bald mound with my fingers. Really bald, not like when Bulma shaves or waxes, but more like how my crotch hasn’t grown any hair yet.“Dear~! We really shouldn’t do that… Yet…” Even though she said that, the cute girl squatted down a little and moaned loudly, “Wow~! It feels so good~! Nnm~! This is way different than my toothbrush!”“Mnnn~! Wow, you’re so tight!” I felt like her slimy walls were going to squeeze my cock into paste! But it felt so damn good! I pushed her down onto her hands and knees on the cloud as she cried out in shock, then I gripped her waist tightly as she moaned louder! I could feel my tail pulsating with power as I struggled to pull out a bit, before pushing inside the soaking wet slit!“Aaah~! Dear~! You’re so strong!” I couldn’t tell if Chi-Chi was serious or just humoring me. Then again, we were probably about the same. She was probably a little stronger, but it was still close enough that I could slam my cock into her pussy with all my strength and she was totally fine!*Clap-clap-clap-clap-clap~!* I moved faster and faster as she screamed and moaned, her cape and hair were both smacking me in the face, but I didn’t really care!‘Breed her!’ I could hear a deep and graveling voice in the back of my mind! He growled as my tail throbbed in pain and pleasure, ‘She can take it! Can you smell it? She is ready!’I could smell, no, feel it! I don’t really know what I was feeling, maybe her Ki was spiking? Either way, I could tell that she could take it!“Dear~! Fill me with your baby batter~! Make me a Mommy~!” Chi-Chi said that in her cute and innocent voice, “Oh wow! So embarrassing!”“Grrr~!” I growled instead of saying anything… It’s so hard to keep him under control! I could feel my body pulsing with Ki! My veins bulged and my jaw hurt really bad! I moved faster and faster, my cock fighting hard to resist the pressure of her powerful vaginal walls!I was cumming! I could feel it gushing out into her tiny slit and trying to pierce deeper inside! Into her ‘womb’! Wave after wave sprayed out of me! Just like the Ki pulsing off my body as we flew over the desert rapidly!“Aaaah~! I can feel it! You’re filling me up so much! Wow! This is so cool!” Chi-Chi trembled violently as I slammed my pelvis against her ass harder and harder! That blue bikini armor actually broke apart and fell down into the desert below! I ripped off her cape and reached down, pushing the armor away from her left breast as I groped it roughly!“Uun~! Nnnm~! Grrrr~! Aaah~!” I roared as my muscles and body bulged! I could see the fur starting to grow on my forearms and I had to force it all back down! I just kept pounding into her pussy over and over again on the Nimbus! The poor yellow cloud was also moaning and whining… Umm, that was kinda weird in retrospect, but whatever. I’m sure it’s fine.“You’re so strong and powerful! Just like my Daddy! Hehehe~!” Chi-Chi giggled and then started moaning louder as I bit down on the back of her neck and gripped her hip with my right hand!“Grr~!” I growled again as I sprayed more and more cum inside of her womb! It was gushing out at such a crazy speed and pressure, but she was still totally fine! Not just fine, she was tightening around my cock harder and pulsating just as strongly!*Boom~!* And then the two of us crashed face-first into a fucking rock formation…Hell of a way to end an orgasm, but even falling a hundred meters to the dry, cracked ground below wasn’t that big of a deal. It did allow me to push the beast back inside his cage though.“You okay Chi-Chi?” I turned the girl over as she laid there with a happy grin on her adorable face. Cum was cushing out of her pussy like a fountain, while her formerly skinny belly was actually bulging and huge! But then it shrunk down to normal once all the semen was spurted out…“Wow! Dear, you’re so awesome! When are we getting married?!” She grabbed my cheeks and kissed my lips a few times before asking, “Oh yeah, what’s your name anyway?”
Author’s Note: If you think this is too fast or ridiculous, watch Episode 7 of Dragon Ball. Ox King literally just decides to marry his daughter to Goku immediately. Then later, without Chi-Chi even knowing Goku’s name or knowing anything about him, all he really does is kick her in the pussy to tell if she’s a ‘girl’ or not. Chi-Chi literally just… Fucking decides to marry him then and there. And starts calling him Dear, et cetera.I feel like if they were actually having sex it would at least make a little more sense. To be fair though, Chi-Chi is 12 at the start of the story. Yeah, Goku is 14, Bulma is 16, and Chi-Chi is 12. Anyway, Chi-Chi was 2 years old when the random-ass fire started on the mountain while she and her father were on a picnic? Then I guess they’ve just been living in the apocalyptic ruins of the town around the mountain, murdering anyone who entered their territory? I don’t know.It wasn’t in this chapter, but in the episode, Chi-Chi casually tosses her detachable helmet blade out and turns a gigantic dinosaur into several dino-chunks. Then she shoots a death-ray out of her gem on the helmet and blasts the carcass into nuclear waste. She also almost murders Yamcha, then he knocks her the fuck out with a single attack from behind?Dragon Ball didn’t really have Power Levels like DBZ. It was kinda arbitrary and silly at times, but at least it did kinda add some suspense to things compared to when you knew exactly what Power Level the person was… So if you just raised your Power Level through some bullshit, you could instantly win a fight or vice-versa, get insta-killed somehow.In Dragon Ball, you never really knew whether Goku was going to win or lose a fight. Krillin just straight up got murdered AS A CHILD that one time. It was pretty brutal.So anyway, this chapter is super long, holy shit. Hope you liked it :).

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Chapter 13: Wife and Girlfriend“I’m Goku!” I smirked and guided my cock into her tight, bald pussy again, using my previous cum as lube. Then I pounded her ass into the ground so hard that a crater started forming! I ripped the metal top off her chest and tossed it away, revealing those cute little breasts! They shook around constantly as she rolled her eyes back in pleasure!“Goku~! Unn~! Unn~! Ann~! Goku~! Hehehe~! Your name is so handsome! Just like your face! Wow~! I’m so lucky to have a strong and sexy husband like you!” Chi-Chi wrapped her powerful thighs around my waist and then suddenly flipped me over onto my back! She pushed my shoulders down and slammed her ass harder than I was fucking her earlier!Dirt and dust flew around, along with lots of mud we created with our juices. Even though she was super aggressive at first, it only took her a few seconds to have another orgasm and spray her juices all over my belly! Of course, I took the chance to flip her over onto her back and then drill my cock as deep as I physically could into her powerful pussy!The ground shook and the white rock formation above us collapsed onto my back! Right when I was filling her womb with even more of my cum!My shirt got ripped off, so I decided to throw my pants away as well. Then I took up a fighting stance!“Goku! Be careful!” Chi-Chi shouted excitedly as she tried to kick me in the face, spraying cum all over my body in the process!“You’re so strong!” I blocked her with my right hand, but still got knocked into a heavy stone block that shattered into pieces!“You’re really strong too! Wow! This is just like the magazines I read before!” She said as she punched me in the mouth, then tried to headbut me with her bladed helmet!*Boom~!* I smashed the helmet off her head and then elbowed her in the forehead, causing a big bump to form as she started tearing up!“Ow~! *Sniff~!* Goku~! No fair!” She wiped her eyes and then kneed me in the gut so hard it felt like I was gonna die!“Ugh~!” I crawled up out of the pit we formed earlier and almost took a knee to the face, but when I avoided it, she wrapped her thighs around my head instead! That creamy pussy was pressed against my mouth as she grabbed my hair, yanking on it really hard!“Aaah~! Dear~! Your tongue feels amazing~!” Chi-Chi was clearly trying to suffocate me with her pussy, but I could hold my breath for a long time. It did feel like her thighs were going to crush my skull though!*Boom~!* I slammed her back through a stone pillar and then we rolled around on the ground a few times, before I shoved my cock into her vagina again! The two of us started kissing and groping each other, not really fighting anymore. Just moving our hips and ‘making love’ as Bulma calls it sometimes.“I love you Chi-Chi.” The moment I said that, she blushed and then ‘gushed’ a massive amount of juices from her vagina! Not just my cum was pushed out, but also plenty of her own fluids!“I love you too, Dear~! Hehehe~! Wow~! So when are we getting married? I can’t wait for the wedding! Ah, Daddy is gonna be so happy! Hehehe~! I’m already twelve years old! What should we name our first child? What about the second? Or the third? We need to make a list! Mmnf~!”Before she could say anything else, I stuck my tongue in her mouth and we were wrestling again. At least with our tongues. I moved my hips quickly and strongly sometimes, or just slowly and steadily. It was weird. Unlike with Bulma, I never felt like I was being ‘drained’ of my Ki anymore. It was more like an even exchange. I would pump her full of Ki and she would fill me with her Ki in return.A balance was formed. We were getting tired as time passed, but it felt so natural and normal. Before I realized it, the sun was already setting…***“Darling~! I love you so much~! Muah~!” Chi-Chi hugged me from behind, wrapping her sexy legs around my waist. I lost my shirt, but still had my pants; she lost her panties but wrapped her cape around her waist to create a skirt. She still had the shoulder armor, helmet and ‘bra’. The gloves and boots were long gone though.“I love you too, Baby.” I snickered and enjoyed her tight embrace. I could actually feel her trying to squeeze the life out of me… Hopefully Bulma will get stronger faster. But I’m afraid that even if she gets strong enough to fight me, she’d never actually train in martial arts.“Wow, your peepee is still so hard, Goku!” As she said that, I could feel my cock throbbing violently again as her soaking wet pussy and ass cheeks rubbed on my tail, “Woah! Your peepee is even bigger now!”“It’s because I got drugged by my girlfriend Bulma.” I grumbled as my wife’s hands reached down into my pants, jerking and stroking my dick.She squeezed even tighter as she asked, “Goku… What was that about a girlfriend?”“My girlfriend Bulma. She’s huge, has giant boobs, blue hair and eyes, really pretty-ugh~!” I groaned when she squeezed my balls with her left hand and stroked me rougher with the right, “She gave me a weird drug that makes my penis get harder when I hear someone say pee pee, ow! It works even if I’m the one saying it!”“So you broke up with her, right?” Chi-Chi clenched her buttcheeks and started crushing my tail, “She’s your ‘ex’ girlfriend, right, Dear?”“No way. Bulma’s my girlfriend. Even though it was pretty mean to drug me, I’m not gonna stop being friends just because of that.” I felt her loosen her cheeks and grip, “Bulma’s my only friend.”“What about me? Aren’t I your friend? *Sniffle~!*” I could feel my shoulder getting wet as she jerked me off harder again, “I’m your wife, Goku! Aren’t we supposed to be best friends?!”“Of course we’re friends, but you’re my wife, right? Bulma is my girlfriend. Umm, I’m not sure who’s the best yet.” I felt kinda guilty trying to decide whether one is better or worse than the other, “I really like Bulma… And she’s my first friend, and my girlfriend, but… She’s kinda… Well, first of all she’s really weak and squishy. I can’t even have sex with her normally without worrying about breaking her body. She’s smart, but she’s really stupid. She also yells and screams at me a lot, but I think that’s normal, right?”“Hehehe~! I get what you’re trying to say, Goku. I understand.” Chi-Chi moaned in my ear as she humped the base of my tail, “Nnn~! You need a strong and powerful, loving and gentle wife like me to make you happy… Mnn~! But you still love that weak, petty, annoying other girl, right?”“Uh, sure.” I guess she’s right? Either way, she kept jerking me off the rest of the ride, but would never actually let me cum. Not that I wanted to get semen inside my pants anyway. They already had enough stains after all.Eventually we reached the ocean and stopped fooling around. We needed to focus on trying to find the random turtle island…“Hey, Dolphin! Do you know where Master Roshi lives?” I decided to ask for directions from a local in the area.“Why, yes! He lives on a small island in that direction!” He pointed towards the direction with his flipper.“Thanks~!” I thanked him and zoomed away.“I don’t see people like that very often.” Chi-Chi commented casually while sitting behind me, still clenching my tail with her buttcheeks from time to time.We traveled along for a few more minutes before an island started appearing and growing large rapidly. It was really small, with a few huge palm trees and a small pink house in the center, with a slanted red roof.“Ah! Is that it?!” She shouted excitedly, getting into a kneeing position instead of sitting.“Probably. There’s a house on it at least.” I was able to see the bald-headed old man and the lazy turtle as soon as we got a little closer. Then I swooped down and shouted, “Hey, Master Roshi!”“Oh? If it isn’t the Little Boy I gave my Flying Nimbus to!” The old bastard looked over and smiled with a bunch of missing teeth.“This is Master Roshi?” Chi-Chi asked curiously.“Yep.” I nodded and then jumped off the cloud, landing in front of the suspiciously weak looking guy who was holding a broom and… I don’t know, sweeping the ‘grass’ for some reason? It was definitely weird, but I didn’t want to get involved, “How are you doing?”“Why, I’m doing just fine!” He responded cheerfully as Chi-Chi hopped down next to me. I was kinda surprised that the perverted old bastard didn’t seem to care about my wife’s skimpy outfit at all.“The Flying Nimbus is awesome by the way.” I pointed at the cloud with my thumb and smirked.“But of course it is!” Roshi chuckled, “It’s a fantastical cloud that was given to me by Kami-sama himself!”“Kami-sama?” I looked back at the golden cloud and nodded, “I guess that makes sense.”“Wow~! So cool!” When Chi-Chi said that, the old man finally seemed to notice her from behind those thick red-rimmed sunglasses.“Huh?! Wait, did the girl with you shrink or something?” He snickered and made a lewd gesture with his free hand, “Last time I saw her, those boobs were a lot bigger!”“Nope, this is the Ox King’s daughter.” I reached up and patted my wife on the shoulder armor and she blushed a bit.“What?! Ox King’s daughter?!” He seemed shocked for a moment, then nodded, “I see.”
“Her name’s Chi-Chi.” I explained and my wife nodded while making a cute noise.“Hmmm, she’s not a father but still called Chi-Chi…” The old man walked over to the other side of the island and started rambling to himself, “And her breasts could be called Chi-Chi’s chichis…”“Is that old man really Master Roshi?” She whispered in my ear and rubbed her right hand along my abs casually.“Yep.” I shrugged and then she walked in front of me.“I’ll make sure!” She had a serious expression as she glared at the old bastard across the tiny island.“Chi-Chi’s ‘chichi’ is the Ox King and her ‘chichis’ are her breasts…” The old man was still talking to himself over there for some reason, “So then Chi-Chi’s chichi’s chichis are the Ox King’s.”“Hng~!” Chi-Chi put her palms on the sides of her helmet fin-blade and threw it with an insane amount of force, “If you really are Master Roshi, then you should be able to dodge this!”“Huh?” The old man turned around instantly and used his gnarled wooden staff to block the spinning blade! And then it passed straight through and got embedded into his shiny bald head! Then he screamed in pain while crouching down and holding the sides of his scalp, “Aagh~!”“You aren’t really Master Roshi!” Chi-Chi screamed at him with an angry expression on her adorable face.“Imbecile! Nobody could’ve dodged that!” Roshi retorted!“Then prove that you’re Master Roshi!” She screamed at him again…“Here’s my driver’s license.” He pulled out a little plastic card and showed it to the girl, “Look at the name!”“Oh no! I’ve done something terrible!” Chi-Chi shouted anxiously and then put her foot on his face while grabbing the end of the metal hatchet-head, yanking it out of his skull pretty easily.“I don’t like her at all~!” The old man complained as he was kicked onto his back and blood spurted out of the gaping hole in his skull…Author’s Note: Decided to keep this one short, because I mean, well… The last one was super long, so it evens out. Also, yes, that really did happen, though they didn’t show wtf his skull looked like after she yanked the weapon out of it. Just that he had a big bandaid over the wound and seemed totally fine afterwards.

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Chapter 14: Putting Out The Fire“The Basho Fan?” Roshi asked with a surprised expression and a big bandaid on the top of his bald head, “One swing will bring about a heavy wind, two swings will summon the clouds, and the third swing will bring down a tremendous torrent of rain!”“That’s it!” I nodded seriously and spread my hands.“I do indeed have it, but what do you need it for?” The old bastard asked.“To put out the fire on Mount Frying Pan!” Chi-Chi shouted anxiously!“Ah, the fire on Mount Frying Pan…” Roshi nodded, “I’ve heard stories about it. The Basho Fan can probably put the fire out but…”
“Is there something wrong?” My wife asked as the old guy turned around and faced out towards the ocean again.“Step over here.” He wanted to speak to me alone, behind the side of the house… Um, no, I guess the turtle was there too, but he just didn’t want Chi-Chi to hear?“I’ll lend you the Basho Fan.” He spoke seriously, “But you know that girl from the other day? The one with the huge tits…”“Bulma?” I raised an eyebrow.“Right, right!” He pointed his new staff at me and smirked, “Do you think you could get her to let me poke her boobs? It doesn’t have to be for a very long time…”“What’s with that condition Master Roshi?!” The turtle shouted angrily from my left.“Shhh~! Shhh~! Be quiet, Chi-Chi might hear!” The old man glared at his pet from behind his glasses.“Pathetic.” The poor turtle was deflated.“Don’t give me that!” Roshi sighed dramatically and looked back towards me, “Can’t an old man with time running out have some fun before departing?”“Departing?! What are you talking about?!” The brown turtle glared at the old creeper, “You drank a potion that grants eternal life!”“That’s got nothing to do with this!” He shouted at the turtle.“Sure, you wanna poke Bulma’s boobs, whatever.” I shrugged and suddenly felt a strange surge of anger rushing through my body from my tail, “As long as she’s fine with it.”“Hah, you really are frivolous…” Roshi peeked back over at my wife and then whispered to me, “Keep this a secret from Chi-Chi, okay? It would make me look bad if word of this got out…”“Uh huh.” I nodded and ran back over to my wife, “He says he’ll lend us the fan!”“Yay~!” She jumped up in the air and I could see the cum leaking from her pussy from under the green ‘skirt’ made from her previous cape.***A few minutes later, the old man leaned out one of his windows and asked, “Hey Turtle, have you seen the Basho Fan?”
“Didn’t you use it as a pot stand a long time ago?” The turtle asked.“A pot stand?!” Chi-Chi screamed in shock!“Oh no! That was the Basho Fan?!” Roshi rubbed the side of his bald head and said, “I threw it out after I spilled some wonton soup all over it!”“You threw it out?!” Chi-Chi shouted anxiously!“What an atrocious old man!” Turtle complained angrily.“Now we can’t put the fire out~! Waah~!” Then my wife started crying next to me and the tears were literally spraying out all over me. I was at least a foot away!“Very well.” Roshi sighed dramatically, “In that case, I’ll personally go to Mount Frying Pan and put the fire out myself!”“You can do that, Old Man?” I asked with a bad feeling in the back of my mind.“Of course I can!” He flexed his right bicep and it bulged out pretty far, “There is nothing Master Roshi cannot do!”***“Alright, let’s go!” Roshi came out of the house wearing blue pants and a long-sleeved yellow shirt. Hmm, a ‘Chinese Shirt’, is what I feel like it’s called, but I’m not sure what that means.“You changed your clothes!” I have no idea why Chi-Chi was so shocked.“On an occasion like this, I have to ‘look’ the part.” The old man smirked with his teeth missing in a lot of places.“You can’t ride the Flying Nimbus with us.” I stated calmly. I didn’t want him that close to my wife and I also didn’t want to carry him the whole way there.“Hahaha~! I’m the Turtle Hermit, you know?” He grinned, “As I said before, there’s nothing I can’t do!” He looked up towards the sky and shouted, “Come to me, Baby Gamera!”A black turtle shell with flames shooting out of the holes was spinning around in the sky and crashed down in front of him, kicking up a lot of sand on the beach. Then a big yellow-eyed snapping turtle head poked out and it asked, “You called?”“I’d like to go to Mount Frying Pan. Do you know where it is?” The old man asked.“Sure I do!” The turtle responded.“Watch the place while I’m gone Kame!” Roshi shouted back towards the brown turtle.“Yes. All I ask is that you behave yourself!” The turtle grumbled.Then the old bastard whispered to me, “Tell Bulma in secret about our breast agreement, okay?”
“Got it.” I replied evenly without batting an eye, “We’ll go ahead and wait for you there.”Then I jumped onto the Nimbus and Chi-Chi hugged me from behind. As we flew away, she asked me, “Do you think he can really put the fire out?”“He was my Grandpa’s Master, so maybe?” I had no idea.***
“What’s?! He didn’t have the Basho Fan?!” Ox King freaked out when Chi-Chi explained what happened. Well, minus the part where we had sex a bunch of times on the way there and back.“But he did say that he’d come here himself and put the fire out, so I’m sure it’s probably fine.” I tried to calm my giant father-in-law down.“What?!”“Look, there he is now!” I pointed towards the sky and we saw the old bastard spinning around on the flying black turtle.“Haah~!” The old man jumped down from the sky and landed lightly.“Aaah! Master Roshi! So great to see you again!” The gigantic man rushed over and kowtowed in front of his Master, sending the bastard flying by the wind-pressure alone, “Huh, what’s wrong Master Roshi?”“Can he really put the fire out?” Bulma asked skeptically.Eventually he stood up unsteadily and walked over in front of the blazing mountain, “So this is Mount Frying Pan… Astounding.”“Are you sure you can do this, Old Man?” I asked him seriously.“Hey, Ox King! You’ve got a terrible reputation!” He ignored my question, “Even if it was to protect your treasure, you’ve slaughtered countless people!”“Hahaha~!” Ox King was on his elbows and knees on the ground but still towered over his master, “It’s all true! I’m completely ashamed of myself! I was absorbed by my own greed! But I’ll stop! I’ll throw away all my treasure if you can put the fire out!”“Now, now, there’s no reason to throw it away. That would be wasteful.” The old man chuckled and turned to the infernal mountain, “But I’m disappointed, you can’t even put out a fire this small!”Then he pulled me behind a wall and poked me with his stick, “Goku, our agreement…”“Oh yeah.” I nodded casually and called Bulma over.“What do you want from me?” She asked with an irritated expression. I could easily see her nipples through her sweaty white button-up shirt that was almost half-way unbuttoned by now. The old man was bleeding from his nose just looking at her chest.“Goku, you tell her…” Roshi whispered in my ear.“He wants to poke your tits.” I felt that weird anger rising up inside of me again. That fucking monkey wanted to come out and rip this old asshole to shreds, but he was still somewhat sated from me breeding Chi-Chi the past two days.“What?! Are you serious Goku?! You’d let this crusty old fuck molest your sexy girlfriend in front of you?!” Bulma glared at me with her big blue eyes and then blushed, “It’s so gross… But if that’s what it takes… But, but even if you are the great Master Roshi, I don’t believe you can actually put this fire out! I’ll let you poke them if and only if you can actually put the fire out!”“Okay! Swear it! No lying! Promise me!” He hooked his pinky with Bulma and said, “Pinky Swear! You’ll have to swallow a thousand needles if you lie!”“What a perverted old man…” She grumbled and shook pinkies with him, then we followed him back out to the Ox King and Chi-Chi.“Alright, I’ll put the fire out~!” Roshi shouted with a smirk.“Thank you so much!” First the Ox King thanked him, then his daughter did the same while bowing slightly.The old man walked over to face the flames and then took his shirt off, revealing his scrawny back. He looked back and bragged, “Sexy, ain’t I?”“You sure are.” Bulma said sarcastically.Then we watched the old man struggle to climb up onto the ruined wall, “Boy, can you lend me a hand?”“You can do it yourself.” I rolled my eyes and watched him easily pull himself up onto the ledge. Then he wobbled a few times and almost fell.“Alright! Here it goes!” Roshi stopped fucking around, finally and I could feel his Ki rising rapidly! His scrawny body bulged and became extremely muscular! He grew nearly two feet taller! He shouted, “Haaaaah~!” As he put his palms close together and took up a strange stance! He spread his hands and his chest, back, shoulders, everything bulged even farther!“Here it comes! Master Roshi’s Kamehameha!” Ox King shouted excitedly as the old man’s body started having a blue aura around it!“Kaaaaaa~!” Roshi shouted as he squatted and spread his hands apart wide, moving them around in a circle, before placing one wrist against the other in front of his body, “Meeeee~!” He strained his whole body as he moved his hands to the right side and towards his back, “Haaa~! Mee~! Haaaa~!” He pushed his palms forward as a blindingly bright white light appeared! In what seemed like an instant, I saw a line of white surrounded by a blue aura! Then the whole mountain was fucking gone!“Welp, the fire’s out.” The old man shrunk down to his normal, decrepit form and sat down on the ledge while breathing heavily.“Umm, Master Roshi, the fire did ‘disappear’, but so did the mountain and the castle!” Ox King shouted while pointing at the crater in front of us.“Heheh~! I guess I went a little overboard!” Roshi rubbed the back of his head awkwardly and giggled.***Anyway, Bulma went over to go find the Dragon Ball with her Radar and I stood with my wife and her father.“It’s cool now that the fire’s out, so we’ll be able to live here again.” Ox King didn’t seem too upset.“I’m sorry for destroying your castle.” Roshi apologized sincerely.“Don’t worry about it! We can always build a new one!” Chi-Chi giggled happily. Well, she doesn’t even remember living up there anyway. She was only 2 years old when the fire happened.“Hey Roshi, can you teach me that trick too?” I asked the old man curiously. Honestly, I already felt like… I could do it if I tried. It really didn’t seem that difficult. I don’t know why?“It takes fifty long years to master the Kamehameha!” Roshi put out his left hand and smirked. Obviously he was lying.“Master Roshi, why don’t you live here with us?” Ox King asked the old man.“No way, I prefer living alone.” The old bastard shook his head immediately.While they were talking, I put my hands together and took up the same stance, “Kaaa~ mee~ ha~ mee~ haaa~!” The moment I pushed my hands forward, I could feel the Ki rushing out of my palms! It swirled around in a white ball surrounded by blue light and then suddenly shot out! The wall in front of me was vaporized instantly! Then the beam passed through several other buildings and… Ripping apart a certain red car…“Incredible! Just what I’d expect from Gohan’s Grandson!” The Ox King shouted excitedly.“Gohan?! Did you say Son Gohan?!” The Turtle Hermit asked his giant disciple.“Oh, you mean you didn’t know, Master?”“Now I see…” The old man muttered loudly, “Now that I think about it, Gohan did mention taking in a little boy with a tail a while back… Heheheh~! It appears he trained him quite a bit.” Then he walked over and asked, “Tell me, how is Gohan doing now?”‘Ah, he died a long time ago.” I responded casually.“What?!” Not only Roshi, but also the Ox King shouted in shock. Then the old man sighed, “I see… The world has lost another great man then…” Then he pointed his stick at me and asked, “How about this… Why don’t you come and stay at my place? With enough training, you might actually surpass me!”“No thanks.” I immediately refused. Why would I wanna stay with him when I could go train with Bulma in her ‘gravity chamber’ that she was going to create?“Wait, what? Are you sure? I don’t just train people willy-nilly, you know!”“Yep. I think I’ll be fine on my own. Sorry.” I snickered and shook my head.***Fortunately the Ox King let us have a green hover-car to replace the red car I broke, so after I kissed my wife goodbye, Bulma and I drove away as fast as we could!“Love you Goku~! Make sure to come back to visit sometime~!” Chi-Chi shouted loudly while waving her hands in the air.“Hey! Wait! What about our deal?!” Roshi shouted angrily as he waved his stick at us!“Too bad~! I said you had to put out the fire, you creepy old bastard!” Bulma showed him her middle finger and stuck out her tongue, “You didn’t put out the fire! You just blew up the mountain! It doesn’t count!”“Master Roshi, what deal are you talking about?” When the Ox King asked that, the old man quickly calmed down and probably tried to make up some bullshit. Either way, we were too far for me to hear anything anymore.There was something else that was a lot more important though…“She’s really cute.” Bulma giggled as she gave me a ‘side-eye’, “So how was your honeymoon with the little brat?”“There wasn’t any honey, but the moon is getting rounder every day.” I frowned and looked up at the darkening sky, “We need to find the last Dragon Ball soon…”“Don’t change the subject.” She snorted and asked, “So what happened?”“Nothing weird. Chi-Chi is really strong. We fought with each other and she could actually wrestle with me evenly! It was really fun!” I giggled and couldn’t help getting horny thinking about the past few days, “I came inside her vagina a bunch of times! I hope she gets pregnant, heheh~!”“Goku, what the fuck?! She’s like twelve!” Bulma glared at me and grabbed my tail, “Let’s put aside the fact that you cheated on me, but what are you gonna do if she actually does get pregnant?! You have no money, no job, the poor girl just lost her home and her father also lost all his treasure!”“It’s not a big deal. She’s been living in the wilderness for her whole life so far. And besides, she said they’re just gonna build a new castle and they’ll probably find more treasure sooner or later. I’m not too worried about them.” I got out of my seat and crawled under the steering wheel, pulling her legs apart. The fabric was completely drenched and smelled like sweat, but it was ‘her’ sweat. And it smelled… Like me. Kinda… It’s hard to explain.“You’re such an irresponsible asshole Goku.” She said as I ripped her black pants open, revealing her sweaty slit that was covered in short blue hairs, “You know I’m already pregnant, right?”“Yeah. I love it.” I snickered and squeezed her thighs as she moaned. Then I pressed my lips against her slimy clit and started licking seriously.“Nnnm~! Unnn~! Fuck you, Goku~! Mmn~! Damn it~!” Bulma grabbed my hair with her right hand and held the steering wheel with the left, “Mmnnnf~! You’re lucky I love you so much… And you’re so good at eating me out!”I sucked and licked her sweaty pussy as she moaned, groaned and nearly crashed a few times. Those sexy thighs were shaking and trembling under that wet black fabric. Eventually I ripped her pant legs off to reveal her slightly hairy legs. Obviously the hair was blue, just like her head, arms and armpits.“Ugh~! Nnn~! Fuck~!” She came again, spraying her juices down my throat as I slurped them all up! Eventually though, she groaned and complained, “Okay, okay, stop already! I can’t take it anymore!”“Bulma, I really do love you.” I looked up across her skinny belly and bulging chest, then into those big blue eyes that were half-closed.“I love you too, Goku.” She sighed and patted my seat, which was obviously a wordless command. When I was sitting there like a good boy, she patted my head and smiled in satisfaction, “Goku… I might be extremely wealthy, incredibly beautiful, a bonafide genius and the sexiest woman on Earth, but I’m actually a pretty normal girl. As long as you remember that you belong to me first and foremost… Now tell me about how you pounded that twelve-year old girl’s pussy until she cried.”“I mean… She did cry, but it wasn’t because of that…” I snickered and started explaining my ‘honeymoon’ with my wife Chi-Chi to my girlfriend Bulma…She was definitely jealous. I’m just not sure whether she was jealous of Chi-Chi or me? Maybe a bit of both?Either way, there was only one Dragon Ball left to go!We have to hurry though…The Full Moon is gonna be soon.I used to be able to avoid it by just not looking at the Moon, but as I got older, he got stronger. Now it’s gotten really bad. Even in the middle of the day, weeks away from the Full Moon, I can still feel him surging to the surface.I need to make my wish before the Oozaru comes. Otherwise, it’ll definitely be too late…
Author’s Note: Holy hell, I’ve written a lot so far today lol. I mean, sure, I’ve been working for like 13 hours so far, but it’s still impressive compared to my sluggish pace lately.

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Chapter 15: Rabbit Gang?We were riding on the hover car through a forest of gigantic mushrooms through the ‘west’ and I was honestly starting to feel really hungry.“This place is really weird…” Bulma grumbled, so I turned to look at her pretty face, getting stunned for a moment. After all, she’s really beautiful. All that cum I’ve been spraying on her face must really be working, because she does seem a lot sexier since we first met.“I love you.” I said it suddenly and she blushed cutely.“I… I love you too Goku, geez! Why are you so adorable?!” She giggled happily and almost crashed us into a mushroom tree! The hover car wobbled a few times and then continued along the road for a while before she frowned.“Are we running out of fuel?” I asked the obvious question.“Ugh… I hope we can make it to the next town…” She murmured quietly, but I could still hear her pretty easily.“I can sense a bunch of people up ahead, so it’ll probably be fine.” It was hard to tell with so many mushrooms in the way, but people don’t really feel the same as mushrooms.“That’s great!” Bulma cheered up and kept driving while humming along to the song on the radio.***“This is great! We found a town! Heheh~!” Bulma cheered when we finally entered the strange city in the middle of a bunch of mushrooms.“Hey there!” I thought I saw Chi-Chi for a moment and waved at a cute little girl who had her head wrapped up by white cloth.“Hi!” The girl smiled and waved at me, then went on her way calmly. I don’t know why that felt ‘weird’. As if something was ‘wrong’. I’ve felt like that a lot lately. Ever since I met Bulma, I’ve been feeling that way a lot of times. Kinda like deja vu, but then suddenly what you expected is totally different. It’s super jarring and confusing.“Fill her up, please~!” When we finally reached the gas station, Bulma shouted at the man who worked there.“Planium fluid, right?” He asked before getting to work. Nothing weird happened, but that felt even stranger.“I’m gonna go shopping. Why don’t you stay here and watch the car?” Bulma didn’t give me a chance to refuse and just wandered off into the town without my protection. Even if she was stronger now, it wasn’t like she was bullet proof. At least not yet.*Gurgle~!* My stomach was growling as I waited outside the hover car. It wasn’t hovering anymore though, just sitting on the ground next to the fuel pump. I was surprised how long it took to fill the tank. Couldn’t help wondering if the guy was procrastinating or maybe something was wrong with the hose?“I’m back~!” Bulma had her blue hair tied up in a high ponytail. There were golden bracers on her wrists and a band around her neck. She had a weird blue vest thingy on her shoulders and down across the sides of her chest. She was also wearing weird white pants that reached all the way up to her tits. Exposing a lot of cleavage. A red ribbon like belt was tied around her waist. She was also wearing sandals instead of shoes.There was a big briefcase in her left hand and a paper bag in her right arm. I sniffed and could immediately smell food!“Thanks for waiting Goku, I got a lot of shopping done!” She smiled and leaned down really far to kiss me. I reached out and grabbed the cloth that almost fell open, “Thanks, heheh!”“I know you don’t like it when random people see your boobs.” I giggled and took the back of food from her hands. Then she reached inside to take out a glass jar of milk for herself and a few meat buns for me. They were great by the way.“Who are those guys?” Bulma suddenly pointed at two weirdos that were bullying people nearby. There was a fat dark-skinned guy with bunny ears on his head, who was wearing goggles and a black trench coat.Next to him was a pale and skinny man who was in the same exact outfit, “Damn kid… How dare you run out in front of me!”“P-please! We’re sorry! H-he’s only a child!” A woman with a black cloth over her head was trying to protect a small boy from the guy.“I don’t wanna hear excuses!” Unfortunately, he was a sociopath and kicked the woman, along with her child…“Huh.” I shrugged and kept eating, since it really had nothing to do with us.“Those bunny ears are kinda cute. Maybe I should get a bunny girl outfit… Would you like that, Goku?”“Uh, I guess? I like the way you look when you’re naked the best. Clothes are weird.” I snickered and noticed that the two bullies were getting closer.“Hey girl!” The dark skinned man shouted as they approached.“You wanna come with us for a little bit?” Asked the skinny guy.“Hmph~! What the fuck do you assholes want?!” Bulma wasn’t afraid of them at all. Well, they had guns, but neither of us were worried.“Now this is rare!” The shorter, fatter man said, “You mean you don’t know of the rabbit gang, who can even get crying babies to shut up?”“That’s a really weird thing to say, but nope.” I snickered and kept eating my meat buns.“Seems like you aren’t from around these parts.” The taller man smirked and seemed like he might have been looking at my girlfriend’s ass, but it was hard to tell with the goggles blocking their eyes.“Thanks for asking, but you can fuck off now. I’m not interested in you ugly losers.” Bulma responded calmly while putting the briefcase into the car.“Hoh~! You’ve got some attitude.” The skinny guy pulled out a long pistol and pointed at her back.Bulma giggled and didn’t even bother turning around, “Goku, try to kill them without getting my new clothes gorey, okay?”“Should be easy enough.” I smirked and before the two of them could react, I punched the skinny man in the chest and kicked the shorter guy in the face. Their bodies exploded into meat paste, but all the blood and gore shot away from us, so it was fine.I patted my hands and smiled at my cute girlfriend as people all around the town were screaming and panicking. I did kinda make a mess, but killing two bad guys is definitely a good deed, right? I’m sure it’s fine.“You need to escape while you can!” The gas station guy shouted at us anxiously, “When the Rabbit Boss arrives, you’ll be turned into carrots and eaten!”“Carrots?” Bulma rolled her big blue eyes and giggled, “That’s ridiculous.”“I mean… Is it really?” I felt like carrot-magic wasn’t that strange at all. There’s probably some monster out there that can turn people into candy and eat them, right?As soon as I said that, a really weird rabbit-shaped van parked across the street from us. On the front of it was a creepy bunny face that seemed to be looking at us. The side door opened up and a pudgy rabbit-man stepped down from inside. He was wearing sunglasses and a fancy robe with a flowery pink neck.The bunny-guy jumped and did a front-flip, landing right in front of us.“Ah!” Bulma screamed in shock, then saw the guy reach out to shake her hand and she instinctively slapped his palm away, “Ew! Who the fuck would wanna shake hands with you?!”“Hehehehe~!” The rabbit-guy snickered, “But you did touch me~!”*Poof~!* Bulma turned into a fucking carrot…“Ugh…” I sighed dramatically and put my hands together, “Kaaameeehaameeehaaa~!”“Wait-wait-aaaah~!” The rabbit man still had his horrified head left, but his entire torso was erased from existence by a bluish-white deathray. The limbs and head clattered to the ground, while I reached out and grabbed the Bulma-Carrot with my right hand.“Hopefully the transformation has a time limit… Otherwise I might need to make a wish to turn you back to normal.” I wasn’t too upset. Just annoyed. Also kinda hungry… No, I can’t eat the Bulma Carrot.“I wonder if I plant her in the ground, will more Bulmas be grown?” It was a serious question. Would I ‘want’ more Bulmas though? They’d probably require a lot of effort to take care of and protect. She can’t even handle a random rabbit-guy.I hopped in the hover car and looked at the controls… I was afraid to break anything. I’ve been in several ‘cars’ so far, but they’re all so different. How the fuck does Bulma drive these things anyway?“I’m just gonna fly.” I got out again and wanted to put everything in a capsule, but I had no idea how…“In retrospect, maybe I should’ve paid more attention when Bulma was doing things?”“Oh my Kami! Thank you! Thank you for freeing us from the tyranny of that horrible rabbit bastard!” The gas station guy shouted excitedly and picked up a severed leg, “Ooh! Lucky rabbit foot! Hahaha!”“Uh huh.” That reminded me though. Maybe I could still eat what was left? Hmm, nah, these people probably need the food more than me.*Poof~!* The carrot in the driver’s seat suddenly transformed back into Bulma, who looked around in confusion, “Wha-what happened?”Anyway, it was just a normal day and nothing too weird happened.
Author’s Note: Had to change some things because Bulma wasn’t wearing a bunny-suit and Yamcha/Puar never had the chance to appear. Whether the two of them are still stalking Goku and Bulma is debatable, but at least they were following them back at the mountain.

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Chapter 16: Sun Wukong“The final One-Star Dragon Ball is getting closer!” Bulma said excitedly as she drove the hovercar down the path through the tall mushrooms in the middle of the desert.“So… What’re you planning to wish for now?” I reached over and started rubbing her inner thigh with my left hand as she moaned, “You still wanna find a perfect boyfriend?”“Eh-hem…” She blushed and rolled her big blue eyes at me, “Unlike you, I’m satisfied with only one boy… Though I wouldn’t mind bringing that cute little girl to play with us too.”“I wonder if Chi-Chi already had a baby?” I moved my hand over to Bulma’s belly, but I couldn’t feel anything on the surface. Only a strong, surging Ki that was pulsating within her womb.“Of course not! It’s only been a few days! How fast do you think babies are made?!” Bulma yelled at me and then she had a weird expression, before smirking, “I think I know what wish I’m gonna make now! Heheheh~! I don’t wanna be made fun of as a slut in school, so I might as well wish for my baby to be born immediately! Then I can leave Trunks to my Mom to take care of and just finish High School normally.”“Why not wish for the ability to have babies instantly? Wouldn’t that be better?” I didn’t really get it.“What if I wanna have a baby the old fashioned way in the future though?” She pouted and shook her head, “Besides, what if that means the moment you cum inside me, I’ll pop out a baby?! Who the hell’s gonna take care of so many kids?!”“Oh yeah, that’s true.” I nodded seriously, “It just seems kinda wasteful though. Can’t you make some candy that speeds things up instead?”“Uh… I don’t know about candy, but I might be able to do something… There’s always surrogates too. Or I could make a special incubation chamber?”*Boom~!* The side of the car suddenly exploded!“Aaah!” Bulma screamed as the hover car flipped over and the two of us were sent flying! I darted over and grabbed her before she could hit the ground, placing her down gently, “Thanks Goku~! Heheh~!”“Are you okay?” I checked her body, but there weren’t any wounds. Even her clothes seemed fine.*Boom!* Then a weird white egg with four skinny bug legs and two giant arms landed in front of us! It ignored us though and rushed over to the wreckage of our car, “Here they are!” Then it turned to us and I noticed it was that weird doggy-ninja guy inside, “Sorry, but we’re taking the Dragon Balls!”“Eh?!” Bulma screamed, “No! Goku, stop him!”*Boom!* The robot soared up into the air with a trail of smoke, “Sayonara~!” As the dog-guy was shouting…“That was fucking weird.” I scratched my head and looked over in time to see my girlfriend’s angry face.“What are you waiting for?! Hurry up and catch him! He stole our balls!”“Okay, okay, sheesh.” I looked up at the sky and shouted, “Nimbus~!” Then my golden cloud zoomed down for me to ride!As I soared along above the mushrooms, I couldn’t help wondering, “Why the fuck are we still driving when we can just fly everywhere?”Anyway, when I found the robot, the doggy was gone, so I had to go back and tell Bulma the bad news: “The Dragon Balls are gone.”“Why the fuck did you come back then?!” After screaming at me, she started crying and got down on her knees overdramatically, holding her hands on the sides of her head: “Aaaaaaah~! It’s over! It’s all over! They definitely have the last Dragon Ball, so now they’re gonna make their wish!”“Bulma… Did you forget about earlier?” I snickered and took off the red ribbon-belt around her waist. Then I jumped up and grabbed the back of her waistband, pulling her baggy white pants down from around her tits, all the way below her sexy giant ass. I spread her cheeks and licked her butthole a few times as she moaned loudly, “We still have the Four-Star Dragon Ball!” Then I reached inside her butthole and pulled out my Grandpa’s ball, though it was really slimy.“Aaah~! Mmn~! Fuck~!” She moaned loudly and then took the ball from my hand, kissing it a few times and giggling happily, “Hahahaha~! Those morons! Without the last ball, they can’t summon shit!”The sexy naked girl pointed towards the distance and shouted, “We’ll hunt them down with the Dragon Radar! Come on, let’s go and make our wish!”“Okay, I’ll carry you on the Nimbus.” I pointed at the happy golden cloud who was rubbing up against my side like an excited puppy.“No way!” Even in this situation, she was still so stubborn. She moaned a bit as she pushed the ball back inside her ass for safe-keeping and said, “Don’t you remember that I bought a bunch of capsules at the town back there? Uh, oh wait, the capsules were in the briefcase with the balls!”As she pulled up her pants and tied the belt around her waist, I noticed a hover car driving over rapidly from the distance. It was that guy and his cat!“Hey! Wow, what a coincidence! Hahaha~! What are you guys doing in a place like this?!” He said extremely nervously and awkwardly.“Yamcha?!” Bulma screamed excitedly, “Umm, I mean… Yeah, what a coincidence, haha~!”“Yep, yep, definitely a coincidence!” Puar nodded rapidly and crawled over onto her friend’s lap.“So uh, where are you guys heading? Need a lift?” Yamcha asked as he opened the passenger-side door for Bulma to climb up and sit next to him, “Wait, stop, don’t get so close~!”“Heheh~! You’re so cute~!” She touched his shoulder and he shivered violently, his face turned red and blood started spurting out of his nose, all over his poor blue kitty.“No! Yamcha! Don’t die!” Puar shouted as her friend almost fainted from blood-loss.“I’m… I’m fine… I’ll survive.” He spoke like he was fighting some terrible battle just sitting next to my girlfriend. It was kinda funny though.“Mn…” I heard a moan as I was sitting on the Nimbus. Looking down at the golden cloud, I couldn’t help wondering if I was imagining things? I poked my fingers inside of the fluff and it felt really soft, a little wet, maybe it’s actually a raincloud?“Stop! Don’t touch Yamcha! He’s allergic to girls!” Puar transformed into a cute cat-girl and pushed Bulma away.“Mmnn~!” Yamcha moaned loudly as the tiny ass rubbed against his crotch, then his eyes rolled back and he really did faint…“Goku! Hurry up! We’re stealing their car!” Bulma shouted excitedly as she kicked the two of them out of the vehicle and sat in the driver’s seat, “Let’s go before they wake up!”
“I’m still awake!” Puar screamed angrily, “Damn it, Yamcha! They’re robbing us again! Wake up!”I hopped down onto the passenger’s seat, but the Nimbus didn’t leave. It just kept following along and rubbing up against my right side. I couldn’t help asking my girlfriend, “Can clouds get pregnant?”“Of course not! That’d be ridiculous!” Bulma cackled for a moment and then looked over at the weird cloud, “Wait, did you have sex with it?! How?!”“Uh… Not on purpose?” I pulled out my dick and grabbed the cloud, putting it onto my lap and feeling the soft, fluffy and wet sensation. As I moved it up and down, I felt the insides of the cloud tightening and loosening rapidly.“Annnn~!” Then it let out a high-pitched moan!“Holy shit!” Bulma widened her blue eyes in shock, “You’re fucking a cloud!”“Well, when I was having sex with Chi-Chi a while back, my penis popped out and I accidentally penetrated inside the fluffy cloud. It felt pretty good, so I pushed a few more times and came inside… Then I went back to having sex with Chi-Chi. I didn’t really think much about it at the time.”“So weird.” She reached inside the cloud easily and grabbed my dick with her right hand, while still driving along casually with the left. As she stroked up and down rapidly, she asked, “How the fuck are you considered ‘pure of heart’, but I’m not?”“I have no idea.” I honestly didn’t get it, but I could feel my tail pulsing a lot more often lately. I think… Tonight is the night.“Mnnn~! Annn~!” The Nimbus moaned louder and shook around on my lap.“Unn~! I can feel the Dragon Ball vibrating! We must be getting close!” Bulma moaned as she pulled her hand out of the cloud, licking the slimy cloud-juices off her palm and fingers with a smirk, “Tastes so sweet. Like cotton candy!”‘Heheheh~!’ I could hear a deep and creepy laughter in the back of my mind… ‘He’ knows something. Fuck, I need to hurry up and make my wish before it’s too late!“Mn~!” I moaned a bit as my cum shot up through the cloud and the wind blew it onto Bulma’s face!“Damn it Goku!” She complained, “You did that on purpose!”“How?” If I had that much control, I wouldn’t be so worried about ripping her in half with a cumshot! Then again, she’s getting a lot more durable lately. I doubt that a cumshot alone would actually deal any damage. Hell, our car just exploded earlier and she was totally fine!“Nn~!” Nimbus wiggled out of my hands and flew up into the sky while giggling happily.I had a feeling that something strange was going to come of this, but then again, what’s weirder than a flying golden cloud that you can fuck?***“This is it!” Bulma shouted excitedly as we approached the huge palace! It was kinda odd looking, with lots of towers around the sides and a huge dish on top of the main building. The base of the castle had unreasonably large stairs leading up on each side, with gigantic doors in the middle… It didn’t really make much sense to me, but it’s not my castle, so why would I care how other people design their houses?We found a door and started sneaking through the weird hallways with stone blocks everywhere, “What the fuck?” I looked down and saw an arrow.“There must be something in this direction!” Bulma grinned and led the way forward, while I followed behind her shaking ass. I could see a light emanating from between her cheeks, even through the moist cloth of the pants she was wearing.“Huh? There’s another one.” I felt like something bad was going to happen, but still followed behind Bulma without saying anything. I don’t know why?“It’s a dead end!” She shouted anxiously and when we looked back-*Boom!* A big wall fell down and locked us inside a small, confined space!“Oh shit! We’re trapped! Damn it Goku! You made me fall for such a stupid trick!”“Why are you blaming me?” I frowned and tried punching the brick wall, but it hurt pretty bad and I couldn’t even make a dent, “Ow.”“Listen to me, damn it!” A voice came from a little TV screen on one of the walls, “I’m Emperor Pilaf!”There was a little blue guy with pointy ears and a weird hat on his head. He also had a frilly white neck cloth thingy.“So you’re the one who stole our Dragon Balls!” Bulma shouted angrily.“About those Dragon Balls… One is missing!” The noseless guy spoke in an irritating voice, “I know you have my ball! If you don’t hand it over, you’re going to regret it!”“Bullshit! Like I’d ever give you ‘my’ Dragon Ball, you ugly little blue cunt!” She stuck out her tongue and gave him two middle fingers.“Fine! If you absolutely refuse to give up, I’ll just have to do something perverted to you!” As soon as he said that, a metal door opened up on the ceiling and a huge robotic claw reached down!“Aaah~!” Bulma screamed as she was pulled up into the ceiling. I almost did something, but my tail pulsed and I started losing control! Taking deep breaths, I calmed myself down and watched the screen with my teeth clenched tightly.“What do you think you’re doing?! Let me go, you damn thieves!” Bulma screamed at them as she was held up in the air by the metal claw.“Fu fu fu~! If you’re going to confess, now’s your chance! Where’s the last Dragon Ball?!” The blue guy looked even smaller with the view zoomed out farther.“Fuck you! Like I’d tell you! Dumbass!” She gave him the middle finger again while kicking her legs helplessly in the air.“I see… You really want to be humiliated, don’t you?” Emperor Pilaf grinned evilly and drooled a bit as he said, “Then I guess I have no choice!”“What’re you gonna do?!” Bulma looked terrified for a moment…He pressed his fingers to his lips and then said, “Muah~!” And uh… That was it?“Eh?” Bulma was confused, I was confused, but the two minions were over there blushing for some reason?The blushing blue guy looked away and asked, “H-how was that? I bet you really want to tell me now, don’t you!?”“What the fuck was that?” Bulma didn’t understand.“I… I… I blew you a kiss!”“How perverted!” The woman shouted while covering her face and looking away.“Don’t say it out loud!” The ninja dog also seemed really shy.“So what?” Bulma asked seriously. Then she grinned when they looked shocked, “Hahaha~! That’s all you’ve got?! I expected you to at least strip me and do a cavity search! Or maybe you’d pinch and twist my nipples?! Probably use some whips or paddles?! You didn’t even take turns filling my holes with cum or anything! Fucking losers!”“Geeeh~! Wh-what a lascivious woman!” Pilaf screamed, “H-how were you able to list off so many perverted things so quickly?!”“She’s a pervert!” The two silly minions shouted while hugging each other in the background.“Ah~!” Bumla yelped as she was thrown back into the room with me, “Hahaha~! You’ll never get the Dragon Balls from… Huh, I feel kinda sleepy…”I sniffed the air and noticed something… And then I felt really weak. Bulma passed out, but I managed to hang on… Just barely. I felt helpless and couldn’t move, but at least I was still awake and had my eyes slightly opened.The wall lifted up and the three of them walked into our ‘cage’. The little blue guy laughed and walked inside with his arms behind his back, “Ha ha ha~! Look at them, sleeping soundly like that! Alright! Now let’s find the Dragon… Dragon… Ba… Ba…” Then he collapsed backwards onto the ground.“Aah! Master Pilaf!” The ninja dog shouted with a weird mask protecting his face.“He wasn’t wearing a gas-mask!” The tall woman shouted anxiously and pointed towards the exit, “I’ll look for the Dragon Ball, you get Emperor Pilaf to safety!”“Sheesh~!” The dog complained while lifting up his master and dragging him out of the room.“Now then…” The woman walked over to where we were both laying and looked down at us through the tinted goggles of her mask, “Hmm… Where is it?”She knelt down in front of me and patted my left cheek, “Hey, you’re still awake? Tell me where you’re hiding the Dragon Ball and I’ll make this painless, Kid.”“Unn…” I groaned and couldn’t speak.“What was that? Hmm, guess I’ll have to… Umm…” She seemed nervous, but still slowly removed my shirt with her red-gloved hands, “Not in here…” Looking down at the small bulge in my pants she murmured, “You’re just as perverted as that nasty little girl, aren’t you? Of course you’d hide the Dragon Ball there… I… I have to do this… For Emperor Pilaf…”After hesitating for a long time, she finally pulled my pants down and revealed my ‘balls’, “Not here?!” She seemed surprised for some reason. Grabbing my cock with her giant gloved right hand and squeezing my balls with the left hand, “Tell me where the Dragon Balls are or I’ll… I’ll keep touching you!”“Unng~!” I just groaned as she jerked me off roughly and awkwardly, “Stop… Don’t…”“Hahaha~! It hurts, doesn’t it?!” She moved down from my balls to my asshole and struggled to push one of her fingers inside. I was really loose because my body was so weak, so she was able to penetrate inside and wiggle her fingers around while jerking me off, “Nothing in here either?! No, it must be inside the girl!”“No! Mnn~! Stop! He’s coming!” I was scared! I was fucking terrified!“Hahaha!” She laughed at me and pulled her gloved fingers out of my ass. Flipping Bulma over, she pulled the girl’s pants all the way down and spread her sexy cheeks, “Is it in here somewhere?”“Grrrr~!” I growled and my body throbbed as I watched the woman spreading MY Bulma’s vagina apart! She shoved her fingers inside and searched for a while but didn’t notice anything. In the end, she gagged a little as she poked her fingers into the girl’s butthole and found it!“Ah-hah! Finally! Uh… Damn it, I can’t grab hold of it!”“Here, let me help you.” A deep voice came from my throat as I placed my palm on her right shoulder and smiled.“Ah, thank-th-th-aaaaah!” She screamed when she looked up at my face, “Monkey~!”“Haha~! Yes, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King.” I couldn’t control my body. I couldn’t control my voice. My body was expanding rapidly and it hurt so bad, but that bastard was talking calmly, “I prefer Goku though.”“Goku?!” The woman screamed as I pulled her gas mask off. Then she rolled her eyes and fainted immediately. I looked down at Bulma’s sexy ass and snickered, then turned towards the other woman.“Agent Mai. Hmmm, I forgot how fucking ‘innocent’ she was. It’s really cute.” As I said that, I knelt down and ripped her trench coat open, then her shirt. Casually groping her breasts, I could feel my cock and tail throbbing harder. Taking a deep breath of the sedative-infused air, I calmed the beast down a bit more, but only for a while… I found myself ripping the woman’s pants off and revealing her sexy, hairy pussy.Compared to Bulma’s curly blue hairs, Agent Mai’s were softer and much straighter. I rubbed my cock against her slit very gently, otherwise she might die. She was fairly weak after all, “Such a horny brat. We have more important things to deal with now.”I’m the horny one? Umm, well, maybe that’s true?“Don’t worry. This little cutie will belong to us sooner or later, if you really care that much.” ‘He’ spoke in his deep voice as I felt my body expanding again. My dick was already so big that it definitely wouldn’t fit inside of her tight virgin pussy now.“Bulma…” I spoke one word as I struggled to shrink a little. Small enough that I could fit my fingers inside of my lover’s asshole and pull out Grampa’s ball. The four red stars seemed to bring forward distant memories for a moment and I could feel him taking control of my body again.*Sniff~!* I smirked and growled, “I’ve waited for this moment for a long fucking time now.”“Hey Mai! What’s taking so long in there?!” Shu, that little shiba inu ninja boy was shouting from outside.“You really are the ‘best girl’, Bulma.” I snickered and reached down to rub her tailbone. My black-furred claws dug into her flesh a little bit and drew some blood, but then a fluffy blue tail started sprouting from the wound. I gripped it and pulled slowly.“Aaaaaaaah~!” She pushed off the ground and screamed in agony! Then when she looked back at my face, her pretty blue eyes widened in horror, “M-M-M-Monkey~!”“King.” I grinned and my body expanded rapidly! My back hit the ceiling and I kept growing! The palace was torn asunder as I looked up at the beautiful moon in the sky above me, “You don’t have to be so afraid of me, Kid. I’m not some evil monkey. I’m just you… With more baggage and less talent. But that’s fine. You don’t want my memories. I don’t want you to be weighed down by my bullshit. I just want ‘us’ to be happy.”(Make us happy by murdering our Grandpa?)“It was his ‘time’. We’ve already changed so much now, but they haven’t noticed yet… Or maybe they don’t care. Might be too busy dealing with other timelines. Either way, better for us.”I took a deep breath of the dry, desert air and grinned, “Any wishes you want fulfilled, Kid?”Before I could ‘say’ anything, he chuckled and jumped up into the sky! Then he landed heavily in front of that little guy, Emperor Pilaf, who looked so small I could barely see him… But in front of him were six Dragon Balls in a circle.“Aaaah!” The tiny man fainted and collapsed, but I didn’t do anything to him.(Wouldn’t it be easier to kill him and avoid this bullshit again in the future?)“Not his ‘time’ yet. He still has a lot of roles in the plot. Don’t wanna fuck up the timeline more than necessary.” I chuckled and leaned down, lightly placing the last ball with the other six, “Besides… He’s kinda funny. Pilaf, Mai, Shu… Can’t say they’re heroes from my childhood, but they’re still precious memories. When you get older, you’ll understand.”I stood up and stretched my furry waist, it was weird seeing the hairless monkey snout. Then I shook my head and sighed, “Come out, Shenron. Time to make that wish.”*Boom~! Crackle~!* Thick clouds covered the sky and lightning streaked down towards the mushroom trees around us! Then the Dragon Balls floated up into the air a bit and glowed brighter! Suddenly a massive green snake erupted from the balls!It coiled around in the sky while roaring loudly! I was huge, but that dragon made me look so tiny! Those huge glowing red eyes glared down at me and I felt… A little hungry actually. I wonder what a Shenron tastes like?“See, this is why I’m the one making the wish.”
Author’s Note: Finally! Shenron has been summoned! What in the actual fuck will the Monkey King wish for?! Find out next time, on Another Goku Story!

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Chapter 17: Shenron Comes!“Roooaaaaaar~!” A deafening roar came from the ruins of Pilaf’s palace and then a huge blue-furred Oozaru erupted from the ruins! She wasn’t really that muscular and had fairly large, hairless breasts. Unlike me, her underbelly was basically hairless. That pussy was covered by a ton of thick, matted blue fur though.“So cute.” I snickered as she jumped over and tackled me. We were about the same size, but she was really weak, “Be a good girl and let Daddy Wukong make his wish first, okay Sweetie?”“Grrr~!” Surprisingly enough, the glowing red eyes turned bright blue and she started purring while rubbing up against my chest. It’s a little embarrassing, but she really was my first. My last life wasn’t exactly ‘fun’...“Come! Tell me your wish!” The ‘Chinese Dragon’ glared down at us and spoke in a deep voice, “I will grant any ‘one’ wish you have!”Before anyone had the chance to run out and say something stupid, I shouted, “I wish for you to deliver the Namekian Dragon Balls to my right palm!” Trying to be as specific as possible, without making it too complicated.Those gigantic eyes shined bright red for a moment and then seven ‘tiny’ orange beads appeared in my right hand. They were glowing and pulsating after being brought together so abruptly.“Grrr~!” Bulma nuzzled against my neck and reached down to my furry crotch with her right monkey-hand, using that gorilla-grip to start stroking my shaft, “Daddy~!”“Yeah, I’m your Daddy.” I snickered and licked her long, pointed right ear as she trembled, “And you’re my cute little genius girl.”“Eh-hem~!” The gigantic dragon cleared his throat and shouted, “Your wish has been granted! Farewell!” As his body dissipated, the energy wrapped around the seven balls and sent them flying off in different directions.For a moment there, I thought about catching them. But then I held back my greed. Besides, there was no rush. Still plenty of time to relax and enjoy my second life.“Come on Baby, let’s go somewhere more private.” I felt the Ki swirling around my body and smirked, lifting up off the ground and into the air pretty easily.“Rooaaar~!” Bulma got scared and hugged me tighter, of course, she also grinded her pussy against my throbbing cock, trying to slide it inside without using her hands.“How about over there?” I found a place a few dozen miles away from the castle ruins. Far away from the three silly Pilaf friends and the Desert Bandit duo that finally found the castle.*Boom~!* As soon as I landed, I tossed the Namekian Dragon Balls aside and grabbed Bulma’s sexy blue monkey ass!“Daddy~! Grrr~!” She sniffed my furry neck and licked my snout, then the two of us started ‘making out’ the best we could with our extended faces. My dick kept smacking her pussy and asshole so hard that it sounded like a thunder-clap! She moaned and yelped from time to time, but kept grinding against my waist!“God, I love you so much! Grrr~!” I grinned as I reached down and stroked my pulsating shaft, then I slid it inside of her slimy cunt and spanked her right ass cheek really hard!*Boom~!* There was a deafening clap that rang throughout the sky!“Roaaaar~!” Bulma cried out in pleasure and pain! Then she started humping me rapidly! The ground under my feet cracked apart and the earth shook!“Such a big girl~! Hahahaha~!” I pressed her back against the ground and caused a minor earthquake, then started thrusting into her furry pussy! She was so goddamn tight! Even though she was ‘weak’, that was only relative to my full strength. Not my cock versus her cunt!“Fuck me harder Daddy~!” Bulma really is a genius, already able to control her Oozaru form so well. I could feel her tail entangling mine. She had a more humanoid face than mine, a shorter snout at least. Probably because she wasn’t a ‘pureblood’ Saiyan, more like a hybrid.*Clap-clap-clap-clap-clap~!**Rumble~!* The earth shook as I slammed down into her monkey slit with an insane amount of strength! Bulma’s thick, creamy ape juices were spraying out across my chest and balls with every thrust!“Unnn~! Grrr~! Do you like that, Baby?” I whispered in her ear before biting gently on her neck and gripping her squishy left breast with my right hand. Pinching her nipple, I couldn’t help imagining some slutty piercings for her massive monkey tits. Bulma could do it. She could do anything. I firmly believe that.“Daddy~! Nnn~! Unn~! Yes~! I love it~! I love you~! I love you Goku~! Aaaah~!” When she said that, I couldn’t help feeling a little weird for a moment there. Am I really Goku? Am I cucking myself by having two personalities? How the fuck does this shit work anyway?“I love you too Baby. More than anything.” I licked her blood from my fangs and then started kissing her lips again. I don’t care. I don’t care whether I’m sharing her with my younger self, because she’s still mine. My Bulma. The love of my second life and… Well, definitely a childhood crush, for sure.As for Chi-Chi? She’s seriously only twelve right now, holy shit! It’s bad enough that I’m fucking a sixteen year old Oozaru! Little Goku can be a depraved pervert with a clean conscience, but that’s a bit too much for me.God this sixteen year monkey pussy feels amazing though! Fuck, I can’t stop thinking about Chi-Chi now! I think I’m gonna cum!“Unn~! Unng~! Grrr~!” I growled in her ear and she bit my shoulder hard enough to pierce the flesh! My cum was shooting deep inside her cunt and my cock kept ramming into her cervix with so much force, yet she didn’t even seem to be bothered by it!“I’m cumming~! Mnn~! Daddy~! Yes~! Yes~! Aaaah~! Kyaah~!” Did she just ‘kya’ during an orgasm? No, wait, why am I even surprised?“That’s it, that’s my good girl. I love you so much, mmn~! I can’t wait to see our little Trunks…” I slowed down for a while, before speeding up again! Even as the ground cracked apart and lava shot up into the air around us, I didn’t stop fucking my cute Bulma!Eventually I was laying on my back and grabbing her adorable blue tail as that huge furry ass lifted up, then slammed down on my dick, over and over again. I watched as her sexy pink asshole gaped on its own, while her vagina tightened around my cock even harder!*Clap~!* I spanked her ass with my left hand and she roared in pleasure! My cum shot out with enough force to destroy a skyscraper, but she only moaned happily! I kept spanking her from time to time, looking up at the moon that was still bright and beautiful. It actually looked a little green.“Yamcha, this is a bad idea…” I could hear that cute kitten whispering nearby.“Shh, come on Puar, they’re too busy fucking. There’s no way they’ll notice us.” Little Yamcha sure was brave. But then again, he was always brave… And arrogant, and stupid. That’s why he died so many times in the main timeline.“Ew, they’re covered in cum!” Puar shouted from somewhere between my legs.]“Shhhh~!” Yamcha shushed her even louder than her voice, “Let’s hurry up and get outta here to make our wish!”“Ah! No! Yamcha~! Save me~!”“Aaaah~!”The two of them probably got washed away by a waterfall of semen and pussy juice when Bulma lifted her ass too far and my dick flopped out. She gripped my shaft with both hands and jerked me off into her blue-furred slit and then slammed down once again!Whether Yamcha and Puar stole the Namekian Dragon Balls really didn’t matter. They wouldn’t be able to use them anyway. Only two people on Earth could. One of them was sealed away and the other… Well, Kami wouldn’t do it.“Grrr~! Roaaar~!” I got up and started fucking Bulma doggy-style, biting into the back of her right shoulder with my sharp fangs! I slammed my cock into her tight cunt over and over again! I really thought about fucking her in the ass, but in the end, I just stuck to the vagina.“Roaaaa~!” She couldn’t even speak or talk dirty anymore. She was just a crazy, horny blue monkey-girl now! My adorable Oozaru slut!We still had a long, long night ahead of us! But we might need to change locations soon… This place is getting a little too hot and uncomfortable now and it smelled like sulfur, which was annoying.In the meantime, I should really think about those three wishes a little more seriously. I know what I want, what I need, but I definitely won’t be able to do everything in one go…By the way, the Namekian Dragon Balls recharge faster on Namek, but does it work the same way on Earth? Can they actually recharge on Earth? I guess we’ll find out soon.I grabbed the back of Bulma’s long blue hair and grinned, “Better make the most of our time together. I won’t be able to see you again for another month… At least not like this. Love you, Baby~!”“Love you too Daddy~! Annn~! Mmn~! Grrraaaah~!”“That’s my girl, hahaha~!”
Author’s Note: Well, did anyone expect that wish? Is it too OP? Not OP enough? With Porunga, assuming everything works the same as normal, there should be ten wishes a year. Yes, Porunga can recharge every 130 days for 3 wishes, so unless my math skills are really bad, that means 9 wishes a year. While Shenron is another wish per year. However, he can’t make the 9 wishes himself, because he obviously doesn’t speak Namekian. And it’s unlikely that Kami would be willing to help him summon the dragon three times a year. Not to mention whether there are any negative effects of doing so, it’s kinda tedious.I already have some ideas for the three wishes. But feel free to give suggestions in the meantime.Also, how was the Oozaru sex? Not detailed enough? Good, bad, meh? Have you seen other stories with Oozaru sex? Well, aside from Another Summoner Story, which was also written by me.

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Chapter 18: Aftermath“Ugh… Everything hurts… It’s so cold… Why am I naked?”I woke up to the sound of Bulma complaining. Then I looked over to see a huge white frozen landscape all around us… It smelled a lot like cum. Yep, it tasted like cum too. We were surrounded by cum-glazed hills and mountains that were frozen over. This definitely wasn’t the desert anymore.“Nngh…” I groaned and pushed off the ground, noticing the seven pulsating orange balls nearby. They were even louder and more annoying than the normal kind!“Hey Goku! The Dragon Balls! Did we shrink or did they get bigger?!” Bulma stood up and wiped the creamy slushy material off her sexy naked body. That long blue monkey tail wagged around excitedly as she bent over, pressing her boobs in front of my face.“They’re not bigger. And we’re not smaller.” I yawned and stretched my arms towards the snowy sky. My own tail also wagged around. I wonder why my tail is brown, but my hair is black and my fur is also black as an Oozaru? Bulma has blue hair, blue fur and she turns into a blue ape… Whatever, I’m sure it’s probably not a big deal either way.“Don’t you remember anything that happened last night?” I reached out and removed some icy clumps of cum from her messy hair.“Aaah~!” She screamed and then pushed me away, “Stop that! And no! The last thing I remember, we were trapped in a room and… Wait, no wait, I do remember! Unless it was all just a dream, did we turn into giant monkeys and have sex all night?! No, the Dragon Balls! Did we make a wish already?! What was it?!”“My ears… Ugh…” I rubbed my aching head and groaned, “Wukong, uh, my monkey guy, Summoned Shenron and made a wish… These are the Namekian Dragon Balls. He said that we need to go find a guy named Kami who lives on a floating thingy in the sky and uh… I think he said that you need to learn the Namekian language from him, so that we can Summon and make wishes to this other, stronger Dragon.”“Goku, I need to go back to school soon! It’s already… Well, it was the ninth, so it’s probably the tenth now? Has it really only been ten days since we met?” Bulma scratched her head and picked out a chunk of icy cum, then she licked it and ate it, “Hmmm, not bad.”“Anyway, we need to figure out a way to carry these giant balls and I guess, ride the Nimbus to find that Kami guy?” I looked around and couldn’t see anything except ‘ice’ everywhere. I don’t remember much of what happened towards the end. How did we end up here? And where the fuck are we now?My Power Pole was also missing!“Ugh~!” I looked back and saw the red pole sticking out of my ass, “Ah, that’s where it went! That’s good. Was afraid I lost it.”*Pop~!* I pulled the pole out of my ass and looked around, “Nim-”*Voom~!* A big golden cloud slammed down in front of us!“Holy shit!” Bulma screamed in shock and fell backwards, “Ow, my tailbone! No, wait, that’s! I have a tail now?!”“Of course you have a tail. Did you forget the part where I said we turned into giant apes and fucked all night?” I snickered and patted Nimbus, “Good girl. You knew I needed a bigger ride, so you got bigger, right?”“Mnn~!” She made a moaning sound and then giggled as I ran my fingers through her fluffy yellow body. I keep calling her a she because it just feels more natural that way.*Slurp~!*“What the?!” I looked down and was surprised to see a mouth appear and a big pink tongue sticking out of the cloud! She licked from my penis all the way up to my face, “Hehehe~! You’re so cute!”“Goku! There’s definitely something weird about your magic cloud!” Bulma stood up and touched the back of the cloud, which looked like a short and thick ‘tail’. She fell forward though and was completely swallowed up by the cloud! For a moment, I was kinda scared, but then she poked her upper body out of it and breathed a sigh of relief, “It’s so sticky and slimy in here! Kinda warm though. A lot warmer than outside at least.” Saying that, she crouched down a bit, so only her head was exposed. Showing a smug expression, “Doesn’t this mean you can carry me ‘inside’ the Nimbus and then I’ll be warm and toasty, while you’re freezing your ass off outside?”*Shlurp~!* I looked down at the giant mouth that was licking and sucking on my crotch, then back at Bulma and shrugged, “I can put up with the cold. I’m not too worried. Unng~! Wow, you’re really good at this, Nimbus!”“Hehehehe~!” The giggling voice seemed to come from within the cloud, rather than the weird mouth that formed on the outside.“Do you think it counts as bestiality to have sex with a magic cloud?” Bulma asked something weird as she reached her arms out of the Nimbus. The Namekian balls were big, but all seven of them could fit on the larger golden cloud pretty easily.“Nnm~!” I moaned a bit as I put the Power Pole on her back, because that long pink tongue reached all the way down to my asshole! Aside from that, I saw Bulma’s head sink down inside of the cloud. Then I felt her hands grasping my dick, before my penis was devoured by her hungry vagina. In other words, not only was Nimbus wrapping her lips around my crotch, my penis was also getting sucked into Bulma’s lips at the same time!“Unnn~! Mnn~! Fuck~!”“Annnh~! Unn~! Aaaah~!”The two of them were moaning at the same time! I pressed my face and upper body into the cloud and started licking, not really sure ‘what’ I was licking. Either way, the cloud seemed happy and my girlfriend was enjoying herself as well. I started moving my hips, harder and faster. At first I was afraid of hurting Bulma, but then I remembered that she was a real ‘Saiyan’ now.Yeah, apparently Saiyans are some kinda monkey aliens from another world. I remember, because Wukong told me a bunch of times how he wanted to resurrect our ‘Mom’, named Gine, a Saiyan from Planet Vegeta. Whether to use our wishes on that now or wait until later was up for debate, but that was something he really wanted me to remember. He really loves his Mom, huh? I get that though. I really loved my Grandpa too. But I know that Grandpa wouldn’t want me to resurrect him… He’d probably get angry and complain that I ruined his awesome afterlife.He definitely wouldn’t go to hell like Gine.“Cum inside me! Fill me up! Yes! Yes! Uunn~!” Bulma grabbed my hips and slammed her ass into my crotch as I started ejaculating!“Aaanh~!”My tongue was swirling around inside of Nimbus randomly and my hands were groping things that felt like they might be breasts for a moment, but they transformed back into clouds soon enough. It felt amazing to just ‘cum’ though! Just freely spray my semen inside of the girl I loved! She gripped my hips tightly in order to keep from getting ‘blasted off’, but all the juices that spilled out of her pussy were slurped up by Nimbus immediately! It was so convenient!“Fuck~! Mnn~!” I felt wave after wave of cum shooting into Bulma’s spasming vagina, while that giant tongue dug deeper into my asshole. I somehow squirted out a little more cum as Bulma slammed her ass against me harder!“Hehehehe~! Unnn~! Nnn~! Aaannn~! Aaaah~!” Nimbus cried out loudly as her cloudy body expanded rapidly and then shrunk again! I could’ve sworn I saw a ‘face’ appear for a moment there! Then a pink slit and finally a few boobs, before they all turned back into wavy, ‘normal’ puffy golden cloud tufts. In the end, her tongue slipped back inside her mouth and then even that disappeared.My cock was pushed out of Bulma’s vagina and then even further out of the cloud, but it was covered in a sticky and sweet substance that was kinda pinkish, “Weird. But pretty cool. You’re really awesome, Nimbus!”“Hehehehe~!” She giggled happily as I climbed onto her back and then reached down into the cloud to hold Bulma inside the way she wanted.“Mmnnf~!” Eventually she started squirming and struggling, so I pulled her up by her armpits, “Haaah, haah~! Damn it, I need to breathe, Goku!”“Sorry, I thought there was air inside?” I snickered and pulled her up farther out of the cloud. I sat cross-legged and pulled her whole body up into my arms. I was tiny compared to her, so her legs were still inside the ‘warm’ cloud.“Whatever, let’s just hurry up and get outta here before I freezy my tits off!” She wrapped her arms around me and pressed my face into her sticky cleavage, while her tail reached down and wrapped around mine. It felt really good. So… Intimate. Like it was totally natural.“I’m sure that Kami probably lives in a really warm and nice place. He’s a God after all! Heheh, come on Nimbus! Take me to Kami! Wukong said you know where he lives!”“Hai-hai~!” Nimbus responded as we zoomed up high into the sky! Thankfully my balls and rod didn’t get thrown off her lumpy body. They were pretty deeply wedged into her clumps after all.*3rd Person Perspective*Shortly after Goku and Bulma flew away on the Flying Nimbus.*Crack~!* The ice shattered and two blue figures emerged!The tall, handsome and muscular man shivered violently as his cute blue cat transformed into an adorable blanket to keep him warm.“I miss… The desert…” Yamcha’s teeth chattered and he coughed a few times, spitting out some of the sticky melted ‘ice’ that got in his mouth. He also had to blow his nose and started sneezing loudly.“It’ll be okay, Yamcha! You heard what they said!” Puar’s muffled voice came from under the blanket near her friend’s chest, “They can’t summon the stronger dragon either! We need to hurry up and find that Kami guy before them!”“Y-y-yeah! Y-y-you’re right!” He was excited for a moment, the Ki in his body fighting back the cold… And then he slumped a bit, “But where the hell is Kami anyway?!”“Uh…” The poor kitty cat had no clue, “Maybe we could go find that creepy old turtle guy?”“Master Roshi? That makes sense…” Yamcha crossed his arms and smirked, “Master Roshi might really know where Kami is… But we’ll probably need to pay a terrible price.” He looked down at the blue blanket hugging his body and sighed, “I could never do that to you, Puar.”“Yamcha~! Hehehe~! I love you so much~!” The blanket started wiggling around excitedly and the man blushed from the ‘stimulation’, “We don’t need to pay the price ourselves though. We’re bandits, right?”“That’s right! We’re bandits! Since when do we pay for anything?! Hahahaha~!”While the two of them were laughing to themselves, three figures in the distance were watching through binoculars and using listening devices to hear what they were saying pretty clearly.The tall woman in the trench coat had a blush on her cheeks as she breathed out some visible steam, “H-how lewd!”“Mai, you’re really one to talk!” Shu, the ninja dog, retorted angrily, “After what you did to those two kids…”“I did what I had to do!” The black-haired girl blushed harder and looked away from her companions.“Enough! We need to hurry before those idiots over there stop fooling around!” The small blue man shouted at his silly subordinates, “We know where that old turtle guy lives, so let’s hurry up and interrogate him before they get there! We need to find Kami before that crazy monkey boy! Otherwise my plans of world domination will be ruined!”“Yes, Emperor!” The minions saluted him and shouted at the same time!Then they scurried into a small plane and took off into the sky, somehow going unnoticed from Yamcha and Puar… Well, they were ‘busy’ after all.“Wow, this snow tastes like Goku~! Heheh~!” Meanwhile a cute little girl in blue and pink bikini-armor was dancing around in the icy hellscape that used to be Mount Frying Pan.“Aww~! My little girl is in love! So cute~!” The massive Ox King was taking a break from moving around gigantic stone blocks to watch his 12 year old daughter playing in the snow for a while, “Chi-Chi, reminds me so much of you.”He had to take off his goggles because they were getting too foggy to see anything. Then he looked over at the gigantic painting that was hanging on the wall he just built. It was a picture of him standing there in his fancy Ox King outfit, with a beautiful black-haired woman in his left hand. She was literally so tiny compared to his body that she could sit on his palm. She was wearing a turquoise cheongsam and holding a baby in her hands. Chi-Chi looked so happy and adorable in her mother’s clutches, wearing a pink onesie and a little cap on her head, with a pacifier in her mouth.“It’s been tough raising our daughter without you, but…” He looked over at his innocent child, who was casually eating mouthfuls of sticky ice and snow, “I think she turned out alright. Pretty soon she’ll be married and having kids of her own.”First his wife died of an illness, then he lost his home because of a freak fire that engulfed the mountain, it’s no wonder he went a little crazy. Things are different now though. He would try to be a better person. At the very least, he didn’t murder anyone in the past few days, right? Not that there would be anyone to murder in such a short amount of time.“I wonder what all that noise was about last night?” He scratched his shaggy black beard and shrugged, “Oh well. I better get back to work before another freak snowstorm hits! I know I said that it was way too hot before, but I really forgot how cold it could get around here sometimes. It’s only September!”Yep, both father and daughter managed to sleep through the cataclysmic fuckfest that occurred under the full moon last night. Even when the Oozaru were cumming and squirting everywhere, they just thought it was a normal snowstorm in the morning.Chi-Chi looked up at the bright blue sky and wondered aloud, “Did Goku make his wish yet? He said he’d come pick me up as soon as he was done… I hope he didn’t forget me already.”She looked down at her flat belly and rubbed it with her pink gloved right hand, “Should we get married before Gohan is born or wait until afterwards? I don’t think I’ll fit in my mother’s wedding dress yet.”*Roooaar~!* Suddenly a huge purple t-rex emerged from the snow pile behind her back!“Aaah!” Chi-Chi screamed and dodged out of the way of that gigantic gaping maw! Then she screamed, “How dare you try to hurt my baby!”Technically it was more like a small clump of cells at this point but…“Kaaameeee~!” She put her gloved hands together and a blindingly bright little white sphere of Ki swirled around, “Haaamee~!” Then the white ball was surrounded by a blue aura as the angry dinosaur got closer! She jumped up into the air above the gigantic bipedal lizard and pushed her hands forward, “Haaaaaa~!” A concentrated death-ray shot down straight through the bastard’s skull, torso, then out his belly and into the icy ground!The ground rumbled violently and a gout of magma shot up into the sky! Then a nearby mountain erupted like a volcano as well! The castle her father was working on was falling apart and he only barely had time to throw a capsule to save the precious painting of his wife, before the ground collapsed!A few minutes later, the little girl was crying on her father’s shoulder armor, “I’m sorry Daddy! I didn’t mean to blow up our house!”“Hahahaha~! Don’t worry Sweetie!” The Ox King was in a surprisingly good mood considering the circumstances, “I’m just proud that my little girl is so strong and smart! I can’t believe you already learned Master Roshi’s Kamehameha technique!”“But-but I blew up our house! *Sniffle~!* We were finally going to have a real house!” Chi-Chi spent almost her entire life surviving in the ruins of the town at the base of Mount Frying Pan, dreaming about returning home to their castle after all.“Ah… Well, about that…” Her father was a little embarrassed, but he finally admitted the truth, “We actually do have a few houses…”“Huh?” The little girl blinked her big brown eyes and wiped the tears away rapidly, “Daddy, did you just say we have a house… More than one house?”“Uh… Yeah, but they’re all the way out in West City, East City, Central City and uh…” He explained seriously, “I didn’t want to leave my castle and all my treasures behind, so I-”“Father.” Chi-Chi spoke in an eerily calm voice, “We’ve been living in those ruins for ten years because you were afraid that someone would miraculously find a way to sneak into our castle… Past the fires that even you couldn’t get anywhere near?”“Hahaha~! So~! Anyway, let’s go to West City!” He started running faster after turning to the right, “I should really go back and check on some old friends anyway, hahaha~!”“Hmph~!” The little girl pouted for a moment, but then she started blushing with her hands on her cheeks, “Do you think Goku will be in West City?! I bet he’ll be so surprised to see me! Hehehe~! I miss him so much! It feels like forever since we last saw each other!”For reference, they saw each other on the 9th and today is the 10th of September, Age 749. It’s been less than 24 hours since they separated after flying around on the Nimbus and fucking around for a little over a day.The entire journey to find the Dragon Balls took only 9 days… It’s probably best not to think too hard about it.
Author’s Note: Was tempted to talk about a few more things in 3rd Person PoV, but feel like that’d be a little unnecessary at the moment. I’ll add more 3rd Person stuff in later, probably. I mean, there are a lot of things happening all over the universe all the time. For example, what is Vegeta up to at this time period(He’s like 17-19 if Goku is 14, he was born in Age 732, Bulma was born in 733 and she’s 16 now), while Broly is the same age as Goku so he’s also 14. Frieza is ‘over 60’ the best I can tell, though I used to think he was hundreds of years old? I don’t know, I’ve read so much fanfiction that I get confused sometimes. I know his father is definitely much older than him. Also, I say he/him, but realistically, their species are most likely asexual, similar to the Namekians.How old do you think Frieza is?Also, it’s kinda funny about the Kamehameha thing. Like it’s supposed to be this super hard move to learn that could take decades, but Goku figured it out after seeing it once. Chi-Chi technically saw it twice, between Roshi and Goku using it. Of course, using it and mastering it are obviously much different things. Roshi, with his limited strength, could blow up the moon using the technique or accidentally wipe out a mountain with ‘low power’.As far as Chi-Chi causing a minor cataclysm, that’s less to do with how powerful her Kamehameha was and more about the damage that Goku and Bulma did to the environment the night before. Gotta figure that their gigantic Oozaru Forms have at least 100-300 Power Level, right? Assuming that Goku at the start is actually 10 power level, which is ridiculous for so many reasons, then he would at least have 100 power level as an Oozaru. Roshi was only 180 power level when he blew up the moon with a Kamehameha that was moving at 10% light speed. He blew up the moon almost instantly by the way. The amount of energy involved in something like that… I’m sure there are plenty of people who have done the math, but it’s pretty fucking absurd.The best I can figure is that while Roshi only has 180 Power Level, the Kamehameha he uses might be able to concentrate that power and amplify it somehow. Either that or the moon is just on the verge of exploding at any moment, just like all the planets in the Dragon Ball universe seem to be… It could also be some sort of Ki Resonance that causes this phenomena.Think about the fact that these Life Worlds are created by Supreme Kais out of Ki pretty casually. They just make planets, stars, et cetera and toss them out into the ‘lower dimension’ or something like that. Somehow it all works out. The planets might be stronger than ours on a material level, but then also more likely to explode when exposed to intense Ki-related explosions near their cores. Hence why Frieza’s planetary destruction techniques seemed so slow?I’ll be honest, it’s all pretty arbitrary, since the original Canon kinda just makes shit up as they go along. I remember I went through all that Power Level bullshit in Another Summoner Story and it gave me a headache lol.Feel free to discuss in the comments! I wanna see what you guys think about power levels and other controversial things! What’s the worst that could happen?

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Chapter 19: Finding Kami“Is this where Kami lives? It looks kinda familiar.” I looked down from the edge of the golden cloud and saw a pink house on a tiny island.“Goku, you moron! That says Kame, not Kami!” Bulma shouted from behind my back. She was latched onto me like a giant sexy monkey. It was kinda distracting though. Although her boobs looked normal on her body, they were pretty huge when they were resting on my shoulders.“Oh wait, didn’t Turtle Guy say that he got Nimbus from that person named Kami?” I patted the fluffy cloud and she giggled happily in response, “Why don’t I go down and ask him for directions?”“Fine, but just don’t let him know that I’m here! Who knows what disgusting, perverted things he might do to a helpless little girl who doesn’t even have any clothes to wear?!” As she said that, I felt her arms squeezing my chest tightly! Seriously, how did she get so strong overnight?! I feel stronger too, but she only transformed once! She didn’t even train at all!“Bulma, do you wanna spar with me sometime?” I couldn’t help feeling excited for a moment just thinking about it!“No way! I might have your violent monkey genes inside me now, but I’m still a cute and innocent genius scientist, okay?!” She pushed me off the cloud and then fell head-first into the wet sand while screaming!I landed lightly on the beach and watched her struggling comically to pull her head out of the sand for a few seconds. Well, it wasn’t just comical. She had her legs spread and I could see some cum from earlier that was spurting out of her hairy pussy. I spanked her ass a few times as she spasmed and then grabbed her tail, causing her whole body to go limp!Once she slumped down, her head naturally popped out of the wet sand pretty easily.“Ptuh~! Ptuh~! Ugh, Goku… Stop, you’re making me so wet… I’m gonna cum, nnnm~!” Bulma actually started squirting as a large wave crashed nearby and sent the foamy white water across her body. Then she spat out the salty water and complained, “How much longer are you gonna hold my tail?!”
“As long as you want me to, heheh~!” I let go of her tail and she quickly jumped up, trying to punch down at my head! But I easily dodged the attack, “Hah! See! You were always violent before, but now you actually wanna fight me!”“Bullshit!” She shook her head and made the clumps of wet sand fly everywhere, then stomped her feet and pointed at the house, “Hurry up and get the directions from that old pervert before he sees me naked!”“Okay, okay, sheesh.” I feel like Bulma’s pretty much the same as before when it comes to all the yelling and screaming. It’s kinda amazing that Master Roshi hasn’t noticed anything by now. You’d think that someone with so much Ki and Martial Arts experience would be a lot more sensitive to his surroundings…“Zunchaka-zunchaka~! One-two, one-two~!” I heard a woman talking as I got closer to the door, so I walked over to the open window and climbed up to see what was happening inside.“Asoooo-reh~! Spread your crotch wide open~! One-two, one-two~!” There were two women on TV who were doing basic leg stretches. Some kinda exercise show or something? Either way, the senile old man was really enthralled.“One-two~! One-two~!” He was kneeling on a yoga mat with his face practically glued to the TV. He still wore sunglasses and that silly purple turtle shell…I climbed in the window naked and walked around inside his house, but he didn’t even seem to notice me at all. My stomach growled, and then I heard Bulma’s stomach growling… Apparently she had a ‘Saiyan’ appetite as well now. That’s fine though. The old bastard had plenty of food in his kitchen just laying around.I emptied out his fridge and pantry, even the cupboards. I figure it should last the two of us for a meal at least. Fortunately he had some of those magic capsules lying around. I guess everyone has them, huh? I wonder why Grandpa didn’t?“Hey Roshi!” I shouted from the kitchen after putting everything in a few capsules, “Master Roshi! Turtle Guy! Old Bastard!”He didn’t seem to hear me so I shrugged and continued scavenging around his house for useful things. By that, I mean some clothes. Although it’s nice to be naked all the time, I’m afraid I’ve gotten really unrestrained lately. A Martial Artist should be able to control themselves.I mean, look at that creepy pervert over there! He’s drooling over the clothed girls on the screen and not even masturbating! What kinda control does it take for a man that horny to avoid getting an erection? It’s pretty impressive either way.“Hey Roshi, I’m gonna take some of your clothes, okay?” I walked over to his side and ‘asked’, but the bald dude didn’t react, so I shrugged and went upstairs to his bedroom. Well, there was more than one bedroom. I found a bunch of orange outfits of different sizes hidden away in a cabinet. Not really hidden though. I didn’t take all of them though. I already stole all his food, so I just took one ‘kid’ sized Turtle Style uniform and an adult sized one that could fit Bulma’s giant body.I hope I’ll be as tall as her when I grow up… Anyway, I walked out the front door and handed the outfit over to Bulma, who somehow managed to clean the sand off and dry her body in the time I was gone.*Sniff-sniff~!* She smelled it with a scrunched up face, “Well, it doesn’t seem dirty, but it definitely hasn’t been washed in a really long time. Like it’s been in a closet for years.”“Probably.” I shrugged and sniffed my own shirt, “It does smell kinda weird, but we can always wash them again later. They’re just gonna get dirty again anyway. Like always.”“That’s true.” Bulma sighed dramatically and put on the slightly baggy orange Turtle School Martial Arts uniform. There weren’t any sleeves, so when she moved around a bit, her boobs did kinda poke out the sides sometimes. There was also a lot of cleavage being shown because of the deep v-neck, but she didn’t seem to mind much. Actually, she said, “It’s pretty comfy, surprisingly enough. When we go home, maybe I’ll make my own versions? I always like to put my name on my clothes.”“I noticed.” I snickered and reached up with my brown tail, entangling her blue tail.“Heheh~! We look so cute in our matching outfits!” Bulma giggled and leaned down, kissing my lips lightly, before pulling back and patting my head, “It’s a shame we don’t have a camera.”“I’m sure Roshi has a camera we could ‘borrow’.” I don’t know why, but it really didn’t feel bad to steal from the old man. No, I know why. It’s because he probably deserves it.“I mean, I wouldn’t say he deserves it, but…” I could hear a deep and raspy voice in the back of my mind, “I also don’t think he’d really mind either way. Roshi is hundreds of years old now. Even if he’s technically immortal, I still think he’s probably senile. Might have dementia.”“Don’t worry about that. Just hurry up and ask the old man where Kami is so we can get outta here!” Bulma untangled he tail from mine, then picked me up and pushed me towards the pink house.“Okaaay~! Well then, see you next week~! Buh-byeee~!” The woman on TV shouted loudly the moment I walked inside the door.“Buuuhaa~!” Roshi breathed out a powerful sigh and then started to stand up, “That was great!”“Huh? Who are you?” I couldn’t tell if the old bastard was serious or not, “Wait! You’re Gohan’s grandkid, right? Hahaha~! So you ended up coming to train after all!”“Uh, no.” I shook my head and he didn’t react much, “We found the seven Dragon Balls and summoned Shenron, but then Wukong, my other personality, took control and… Well, we have another set of much bigger balls now and we can’t use them.”“Huh?” Okay, I don’t know if he actually heard anything I just said, but whatever.“The point is that we’re trying to find Kami.” I shrugged my shoulders.“Turtle? He’s not here right now.” Roshi fondled his beard for a moment and then looked out the window, “Hey, wait, you keep saying ‘we’... That big booba girl is with you, right?!”“Bulma? Uh…” I looked out the door and saw two legs sticking out of the bottom of the Flying Nimbus, “Why?”“Damn, so she’s not here?” He didn’t seem to notice the legs somehow. Then he walked over to a coffee table and sat down on the floor, taking a sip of beer from a wine glass, “My training’s really tough…”“That’s cool, so about Kami?” I sat down across from him and couldn’t tell whether he was even looking at me or not.“Yes, Kame School training is extremely difficult. I think you have what it takes to complete it though…” He finally looked up at me with a serious expression, “But my training isn’t free! I need you to bring me a pichi-pichi gal here! Only then will I rain you! Train you!”“What the fuck is a pichi-pichi gal?” I kinda wish I didn’t ask, but I did.“A girl! A cute, sprightly one!” He shouted at me before taking another sip of his beer from that wine glass.“It’s more of a fluted champagne glass…” Wukong couldn’t help correcting me. He always does that. It’s so fucking annoying, “Fine, I’ll go back to sleep. I’m exhausted anyway. Wake me up before you summon Porunga. I need to make sure you don’t fuck up our wishes.”Do you even have any wishes planned?“Not really.” He said that and went silent for a while, then suddenly yawned in my mind, “Oh yeah… We should probably make a wish for selective reproduction or something. No, that doesn’t sound right… We left a fuckton of sperm everywhere. Not just last night, but the past ten days. Someone could make a whole Saiyan army… At the very least, we need a way to keep track of it all. Maybe some sorta Saiyan sensor… Wait, Bulma could make something like that, probably.”That’s true. Bulma’s really smart.“She’s beyond smart. She’s a God when it comes to technology. As long as she’s not being nerfed by the plot.” Wukong complained, “She just needs direction and purpose. A goal to channel that talent into… A little pressure to get the juices flowing.”“Why does that sound so ominous?” I accidentally muttered aloud.“You’re right. Maybe I’m not being specific enough…” Roshi played with his long white beard a bit and frowned, “I wanna make sure you really know what I mean by a Pichi-Pichi Girl! Just having energy doesn’t cut it! If they’re too much of a kiddie or too much of a grandma, it’s no good! She’s gotta be cute a-and if possible… Plump would be best!”“Wait, so if I bring you some ‘plump’ girl, you’ll tell me where Kami lives?” I scratched my head and asked, “This is gonna be annoying.”“Uh, sure, why not?” The old man giggled stupidly and seemed to be fantasizing about fat girls, I guess. Personally I think muscles are a lot sexier, but there’s nothing wrong with plump women. Especially in colder places. I think it’s better to have fur though. Fur and fat together would be really useful… Now I’m getting even hungrier… Maybe I can find a mammoth or something, eat one and give the other to the old bastard to have fun with?“Jesus Christ.” Wukong woke up again, “Sorry, I’m going back to sleep.”What a weirdo. Well, anyway, I left the house quickly and hopped on the Nimbus. I could feel Bulma’s hands and entire body wrapping around my tail, squeezing it tightly. Thankfully she wasn’t strong enough to incapacitate me that way, yet. It did turn me on though.I took a deep breath in order to calm myself down, “Roshi said he’ll tell me where Kami lives if I bring him a plump girl.”“Plump like sexy or plump like morbidly obese?” Bulma asked as she crawled up my back and wrapped her arms around my neck from behind. My tail instinctively wrapped around her waist and locked her body against mine.“Who knows? Hey look!” I pointed down towards a huge yellow whale that was swimming around in the ocean with a few others, “I think that’s a female, right?”“Be serious, Goku!” She shouted and then started giggling, “Maybe we could go back and find that Oolong guy. Can’t he transform into a chunky girl for the old bastard to fuck?”“I don’t know if he actually wants to fuck the girl. I’m pretty sure he’s some kinda monk or something. Like that little kid down there!” I pointed at the little boy with a bald head who was paddling swiftly towards the island through the gigantic waves. His tiny wooden boat looked like it might break at any moment. Oh well.I looked over towards the west, the direction we came from and wondered, “Where did Oolong live anyway?”“It wasn’t that far from here, remember?” Bulma’s breasts were pressing against my back as she rested her chin on the top of my head, “Just go that way and we should be able to see it from the sky soon. He lived in a decent-sized house. Almost as big as my beach house in East City.”“Sure…” I feel like she’s just showing off, but I can’t really tell for sure. Either way, I headed off in that direction and noticed a somewhat familiar looking bird in the distance…“That reminds me! Let’s stop and have a picnic on the beach over there first!” Well, it’s not like we were in any hurry, right?*Gurgle~!* Bulma squeezed my neck a lot tighter, “You’re right! I feel like I’m gonna starve to death soon! No wonder you always act like a little barbarian! You’ve been dealing with this crazy hunger all the time?”“Not all the time.” I shook my head, “There’s a few minutes after I eat when I don’t feel that hungry, right?”“Oh my God!” She freaked out, “That’s it! First thing I do when I get home is find a way to make edible Hoi Poi Capsules! Hehehe~! Think about it! You can just take one pill and you won’t be hungry for a whole… Uh, well, maybe a few hours at least!”“That sounds really complicated.” I didn’t really wanna think about how the fuck something like that would even be possible, “But wouldn’t that make it so that people don’t need to eat? What’s the fun in that?”“This isn’t about fun! It’s about survival!” Bulma retorted angrily, “At the very least, I don’t want to feel like I’m starving all day, every day! I’m not even on a diet anymore! Never again!”Was this actually part of Wukong’s plan all along? Just how many schemes did that sneaky bastard come up with over the past fourteen years?*3rd Person Perspective*As soon as Goku left his house, Master Roshi quickly rushed back inside and started searching through his drawers. Soon he found a nice white tuxedo and switched out into a sexy red turtle shell, along with matching crimson-framed sunglasses. He looked at himself in the mirror and smirked, “Damn I’m good looking! Heheheh~!”Then he rushed back outside and waited in anticipation for the silly brat to return with a cute girl for him to… Hmm, well, he didn’t really think that far ahead, but he wasn’t exactly thinking with his upper head anyway.*Vrrrrm~!* There was a loud noise as a small green plane approached the island rapidly!“Not those idiots again… They’re gonna ruin everything!” Roshi got serious for a moment and then used his walking stick to pick up a small white seashell. Tossing it up and down in his left hand he pursed his old lips. He caught it and then leaned back, “Nope, nope~! Ugh, my shoulder…” In the end, he sighed and just flicked it out casually instead.*Boooom~!* There was a huge sonic boom and a shockwave as the surprisingly intact white seashell was sent out like a giant clam-shaped anti-air bullet! In only a moment, it tore through the right wing of the plane and the poor bastards inside were sent way off course from the island, crashing into the ocean a few dozen miles to the north. Whether they lived or died, the Turtle Hermit didn’t give a single flying fuck.*Thump~!* With a loud noise, a tall and handsome man landed on the beach! He stood up and pushed his thick black hair back with a smirk, “Those idiots thought they could escape from a Martial Artist’s senses? Hmph! Too damn arrogant!”“I know, right?” A cute blue cat face appeared on the crotch of his pants and started speaking in a high-pitched voice. Those beady black eyes looked around and focused on the old man, “Remember Yamcha, act cool and normal. Everything will be fine!”“I-I know! I’m not afraid, I’m just a little nervous. It’s fine.” The shirtless and muscular man took a few steps forward, then bowed towards the little old man, “Master Roshi! I’m Yamcha the uh, wandering Martial Artist from the Desert!”“Hmmm, you look familiar. I think I saw you over at Mount Frying Pan the other day?” Of course Master Roshi wasn’t as demented or senile as he usually acted… Probably. Either way, he still remembered their Ki signatures and saw them sneaking around a few times back then. He squinted behind the glasses and scanned the man’s body a few times, up and down, trying to ignore the weird talking cat-faced pants he wore. No, he really couldn’t ignore it. Eventually he had to ask, “By the way, if the face is on this side, then where’s uh, other end?”“Umm…” Yamcha blushed and covered his ass with his hands, “M-Master Roshi… Has anyone ever told you that you’re a little too… Aggressive?”“Huh? Now that you mention it…” He rubbed his beard with his left hand and then shook his head, “Nobody’s ever told me that before. No.”“You can’t just ask to see someone’s butt! It’s rude! And gross!” Puar shouted from Yamcha’s crotch, then blushed on her whiskered cat-like face, “But if you tell us where to find Kami, I can… I can show you my butt!”“Why would I wanna see the ass of a weird male cat?” The old bastard snorted in disdain, “I’m only interested in cute, young, uh, not too young, but sexy, you know, good looking pichi-pichi gals! I’m normal, damn it!”“I’m not a boy! I’m not even a cat!” Puar retorted angrily, “Besides, I didn’t wanna show you my butt anyway!”“Umm, so you want us to… Find a ‘normal’ human girl for you?” Yamcha gulped, realizing how difficult this task might turn out to be, “And then you’ll tell us how to reach Kami?”“Sure, why not?” Master Roshi shrugged casually and sent the two weirdos off without expecting much from them. After all, they didn’t even have a boat. The cat-thing just turned into a big dolphin and carried the bare-ass man along on her back. The old bastard couldn’t help commenting, “Hmmm, reminds me of myself when I was a little younger. Not bad.”The 300+ year old man did not in fact look anything like Yamcha 20 years ago. Several hundred years ago though… That’s a different story.A few minutes later, Goku returned on his cloud with a ‘plump woman’ who looked like a giant pink pig-girl in a black ‘bunny suit’ that barely fit her enormous frame!“I ain’t fucking that ugly old bastard.” Oolong spoke before Roshi couldn’t finish having a mini-stroke.The Turtle Hermit clutched his chest and his sunglasses shattered as he glared at the innocent little brat, “Damn it Goku! Are you trying to kill me?!”“You’re not that easy to kill.” The cute kid shook his spiky head and asked, “What? Is she not plump enough? I told Bulma that we should just grab a mammoth or something-”“Wait-hold on a second!” Roshi coughed up some blood dramatically and grabbed Goku at an incredible speed, pulling him over into the house. Once the door was closed and he was sure that the giant woman was out of sight, he put on a new pair of sunglasses and complained, “I am shocked at your terrible taste in women!”“I don’t wanna hear that from ‘you’.” Goku rolled his big brown eyes and looked at the two wine glasses on the table. There was also a metal bucket full of ice, with a fancy bottle of wine that probably expired a hundred years ago that was being chilled.“Here, it’s time for a test.” The old man pulled out two pictures of women and showed them to the confused boy, “Here! Which one is the better girl?!”“How could I possibly tell that from these pictures?” Obviously the little boy couldn’t gauge which woman was more powerful by simply looking at pictures of their faces, right?“Damn it, Brat! This one! Look! Bring me a girl like this!” In the end, he just showed one of the pictures to the confused child and pointed at it a few times, “No pigs or mammoths! I’m not that kinda pervert, damn it!”“Okay then.” Goku ran back outside and hopped onto the small golden cloud, wearing his iconic orange Turtle School outfit, “I’ll be back soon!”“Wait! Don’t leave me here you asshole!” The giant pig-girl vanished with a *Poof!* and a small pig-boy in a green military uniform was all that remained.Roshi looked at the squealing little piggy and groaned, “I feel really uneasy about that Brat.”“It’ll be bad if he brings another weird one here, so I’m gonna hide for now!” He shouted as he rushed over to the side of the house.“Goku~!” Oolong shouted angrily one last time before he resigned himself to his fate, “Guess I’ll have to fly back on my own.”*Poof~!* The pig turned into a weird pink bat-pig creature and flapped its wings, heading back home at a fast pace. After all, if he didn’t make it there in under 5 minutes, he was going to have to start swimming through the dangerous ocean for a minute until his ‘cool down’ timer was up.***Meanwhile, Goku was sitting on his Flying Nimbus and skimming across the ocean’s surface.After dropping Bulma off and picking Oolong up, he came straight here. It’s been a while now… Obviously that meant he was getting pretty hungry. He could go back to Oolong’s mansion to eat another meal, but Bulma would probably yell at him for wasting time…“Oh well.” He shrugged, “Nimbus, take us down a little farther.” As he said that, the cute cloud giggled and basically floated on the rising and sinking ocean waves. As per her usual practices, he sat on the edge of the cloud and dipped his brown tail into the water like a giant worm.“Nom.” Almost instantly, he heard a sound and felt a sharp pain in his tail! He lifted it up and there was a cute purple-haired woman with the end of his long tail half-way down her bulging throat!“Ow.” He placed the weird ‘fish’ down onto the golden cloud and shoved his fingers inside her mouth, “Let go~!” She was ridiculously strong though! That jaw strength was insane! Not just her jaws, she even used her arms to wrestle with the little boy while deepthroating his tail!“Ugk-ughk~!” She gagged and choked, eventually struggling to breathe. Usually the green-tailed mermaid girl would just use her gills while swallowing prey, but when she was out of the water, she had to use her lungs after all. So she relented and spat out the end of his tail with an irritated expression on her cute face, “It’s not very nice to tease a girl.”She crossed her arms in front of her red shirt which had ‘Pie’ and ‘Pie’ written in white over her perky tits. The t-shirt was waterproof, but it completely revealed her soft abdomen that even had a belly button like an ordinary human. Amazingly enough, she could actually ride on the Flying Nimbus!“You’re really strong… Do you wanna fight?” Goku was a little excited, but also really nervous. After all, except for Yamcha and Chi-Chi, he hadn’t really found an opponent that was close to his level of strength before now! The Ox King, Grandpa Gohan and Roshi were too strong to have a serious fight with him yet.“Sure! But if I win, I’m gonna eat you.” The Mermaid narrowed her gray eyes and licked her lips as she looked down at that delicious tail… Of course, the boy also looked pretty yummy.“If I win, then you gotta come with me.” Goku smirked and took up a fighting stance on the cloud.*Plop~!* She dove down into the water and raised her fists, “Come down here and fight me!”“You come up and fight me!” The boy didn’t fall for the simple trick, “Hmmm, why don’t you come up here and I’ll go down there?”“Okay!” Pie Pie giggled and jumped out of the water again, landing lightly on the fluffy golden cloud.“Hold on. I need to take my clothes off or they’ll get all wet.” Goku stripped naked and jumped into the ocean, kicking his legs underwater, he raised his hands towards the mermaid on the cloud…“My arms are too short.” She pouted and asked, “Why don’t we both fight in the water?”“That won’t be very fair, but I like a challenge!” He grinned and laughed as the Mermaid jumped down towards him, slamming her tail down at his face!*Clap~!* He pushed out with his right palm and the impact caused the water nearby to ripple violently! Then he was sent down a few dozen meters below the waves!“Pie-Pie Fist!” She shouted underwater while beating the living shit out of the little boy with her dainty fists!“Rock!” Goku finally punched her right fist, wasting some precious air to say, “Scissors!”“Aack~!” Pie Pie screamed after her eyes were poked by those small fingers!“Paper~!” The final attack was a heavy smack to the face, sending the poor Mermaid flying up out of the water and into the sky! Goku didn’t let up though and darted up after her, punching and kicking the stunned woman in a crazy mid-air combo!“Ow! Ow-ow-ow!” The girl screamed as she tried to defend against his attacks with her hands and even smacked the naked monkey boy back down into the ocean again! With a serious expression, she shot down into the water after him and shouted, “Fish Bite!”“Ah!” Goku grabbed the girl’s head and tried to escape from her chomping teeth! She was seriously trying to bite his dick off!“Stop struggling! I’m really hungry!” Pie Pie wrestled with the brat underwater for a few minutes as he was running out of air!In the end, Goku bit down hard on her right shoulder and the girl screamed in pain! Then she grabbed his tail and tried to bite it off! The blood they drew attracted a bunch of giant sharks…Then the two of them easily ripped and tore apart those fish with their bare hands! Of course, they also enjoyed a lot of fresh, bloody shark sashimi… All in all, it was a pretty nice fight and both of them were satisfied with the results.
Author’s Note: Pie Pie is strong enough to hurt Master Roshi, which isn’t necessarily super amazing, but it does indicate that she’s at least at the same level of strength as Chi-Chi. Considering that Goku, Krillin, Chi-Chi et cetera are only supposed to be like 10-30 Power Level at this point, there are actually quite a few random people/creatures that are stronger than them. Earth has a relatively low Power Level average. There are a lot of planets where every creature has over 1k Power Level. Just look at the Saiyans of Planet Vegeta. The Saiyans in Universe 6 are even more ridiculous, with general Power Levels in the hundreds of thousands to millions and there are a lot more of them.Anyway, I’ve drawn this 3rd Person Perspective out a bit too long. Let me know what you think about it…Also, should Goku Lewd the Mermaid? If so, should it be in 3rd or 1st person?I’m a bit too tired to write anymore ‘tonight’ anyway.

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Chapter 20: Pie Pie and Kuririn“So you’ll come with me?” I asked the cute giant mermaid as we finished eating a few big shark fins on the Flying Nimbus. It was a pretty fun fight, but neither of us were seriously injured. The Ki in my body was healing all the bruises, bites and scratches rapidly. Aside from a little red mark on her forehead from where I palmed her face earlier, she looked fine as well.“Might as well. Not like I have anything better to do.” ‘Pie Pie’ looked at my naked body after she finished eating her raw fish steak and asked, “I’ve been wondering something though. Why does your little thingy keep getting hard?” She reached out and grabbed my dick innocently with her soft right hand, “Was there some secret technique you were afraid to use on me?”“Sorry, you just remind me of my girlfriend, Bulma. You’re both really pretty.” I explained to the silly fish-girl, “It’s not a secret technique. I just keep getting horny, like right now.”“Horny? I don’t see any horns?” She tilted her head and blinked her big gray eyes, “Wait, do you mean you wanna fertilize my eggs?”“Umm, I think that’s kinda how it works.” I nodded while kneeling there as she casually stroked my cock, “But like I said, I have a girlfriend and a wife now. I probably shouldn’t be breeding with other people behind their backs. It’s fine if we all have sex together though.”“That’s so weird.” She giggled and used her other hand to spread open the tight pink slit in her scaly crotch, “Are you sure you don’t wanna fertilize my eggs?” Then a clump of little orange beads spurted out of her Mermaid hole, clinging to her wet scales. A few actually fell down into Nimbus’ golden fluff.“I’m not really sure that’s even possible… Nnng~!” I moaned as she pulled me forward and rubbed my tip against her eggs directly, “We should go ask Bulma.”“I’m not too worried about it.” Pie Pie smirked and lifted up her t-shirt to reveal her perky breasts, “I got this shirt in East City because the annoying land-dwellers kept saying I wasn’t allowed to be naked. Do my boobs look weird?”“No, they look pretty normal?” I started massaging her breasts as she moaned cutely, “They feel normal too.” I put her right nipple in my mouth and licked it as she squirmed around a bit, “Tastes a little salty, but I think that’s the ocean, not you.”“Wow! That felt really good!” She seemed really excited, “Do it again! Mmnn~!” The mermaid moaned really loudly as I kneaded her left breast and sucked on her right nipple. She kept jerking my cock sporadically with her slippery right hand, using the left hand to grip my ass and sliding the tip of her middle finger inside slightly. I couldn’t help jerking my hips a little by reflex and then my penis slid inside her tiny fish-hole, “Aaah~! Ow! Don’t do that!”*Smack~!* She spanked my ass really hard and my tip was pushed inside her slit again, causing the girl to moan and whine! I looked up at her biting her lower lip and rolling her gray eyes back… Pie Pie kept jerking my cock into her fishy ‘vagina’ as more and more eggs kept squirting out! Some of them stuck to my legs and balls or her tail. Others plopped down into the Nimbus and disappeared ominously.“Yummy…” I could hear Nimbus murmuring quietly as the wind whistled and the waves sloshed around.“Mmmn~!” I moaned a bit as I was getting closer! My left hand moved down her sexy right side and gripped her scaly ass tightly as she trembled. I couldn’t help feeling curious, so I reached around back there… But it was totally smooth. Where was her butthole? She didn’t even really have an ass crack. Did she only have one hole? Or a slit…“Nnnm~! Aaaah~!” Pie Pie started moaning louder and writhing around harder! She let go of my cock and grabbed my ass cheeks with both hands, forcing my dick to plunge all the way inside of her slit! I could feel the little fish eggs moving around with every thrust! They were surprisingly durable and didn’t pop or break, even as I rammed my cock into her mermaid pussy!I pressed her back against Nimbus and started pumping down inside of her as fast as I could. She was too big for me to kiss her lips while we fucked, just like Bulma, but I was still able to reach her nipples with my mouth. Biting and nibbling as she moaned loudly.“Oh wow~! Mnnn~! This feels so good! Aaah~! My eggs are squirting out so much harder than usual!” She wasn’t kidding! Every time I pulled back, huge clusters of slimy orange eggs were spraying everywhere! Some even splattered up to my chin!“I’m cumming!” I stopped sucking on her nipples and pulled my head back, slamming my cock down into her ‘pussy’ over and over again as the eggs, along with lots of other slimy juices, sprayed up across my body like a fountain! My tail throbbed and pulsated, then my head went a little blank as the waves of Ki and cum fought back against Pie Pie’s own juices!“Aaaah~! Nnnnnm~! Yes~! Fertilize me! Fertilize my eggs inside my shithole!” The horny mermaid screamed as she pinched her own nipples and twisted them a bit!“Shithole?” I couldn’t help thinking about Bulma earlier…***When we arrived at Oolong’s mansion, he was kinda busy. In the bedroom with a cumstain on the ceiling, he was laying on his back and three cute little naked girls were gathered around him.“Nnn~! Oolong~! I love your curly cock~!” The orange-haired girl named ‘Sarah’ was kneeling between his legs and jerking off his corkscrew penis, while the purple haired girl named Alexi was sitting on his face and slurping on his tip.Little Flower, the dark-blue haired girl with short bangs, was fingering herself on the side and watching the three of them, “Mnnn~! Oolong, can you turn into my Daddy again?”“Ew, your Dad is gross. I like my piggy the way he is!” Sarah giggled as she leaned down and started making out with Alexi, while the skinny tip of that pig-dick was between their mouths.“Mmnnn!” Oolong finally couldn’t hold it and started spraying cum across their innocent faces! He started, but he didn’t stop, even after a minute went by! Eventually the orange-haired girl started riding on his curly cock and moaning loudly while the other two girls sucked on her nipples.“Fuck… Why is this so hot?!” Bulma couldn’t help complaining after a while. She had half of her body leaning inside the window, with her knees on the Power Pole. Even if she couldn’t ride the Nimbus, the Power Pole could, somehow. Just like the Dragon Balls and other random stuff.I looked at her wiggling blue tail and then her sexy ass… Without thinking too long or hard about it, I pulled her orange pants down.“Goku, nnm~! Yeah, you know me so well. Hehehe~!” She giggled happily as I spread her cheeks and started licking her butthole. Bulma still had some of my cum leaking out of her pussy from earlier. It dripped down onto my throbbing cock the moment I pulled it out, so I saw that as a sign, “Annnh~!” She moaned loudly as I gripped the base of her tail and her body went limp.“I love you so much, Bulma.” I whispered as I slid my cock up through her slimy slit, then plunged deep inside of her tight pink anus!“Unn~! Ungn~! Yeah~! Fuck my ass~!” The horny girl didn’t even bother keeping her voice down anymore, but nobody on the bed seemed to give a shit anyway.*Clap-clap-clap-clap-clap-clap~!* My hips thrusted rapidly and I barely even tried to control my strength at all! With one hand gripping her tail and the other squeezing her ass cheek, I fucked her so hard that the windowframe was broken by her tits!“Ah!” Little Flower screamed, but the other two girls were too busy moaning to care about our intrusion into the bedroom.I pressed Bulma down against the floor and slammed my cock down into her asshole, just like I was fucking Pie Pie’s fishhole now! Knowing that I didn’t have to worry so much about hurting my girlfriend, I didn’t bother holding back at all! I just kept pumping and pumping, even after I started cumming, I kept going for… Well, I ended up cumming again before Oolong was finished with his 30 minute long piggy orgasm.“Fuck~! Mnnn~!” Bulma also had her fair share of orgasms as well, but in the end… Uh, well, anyway, the point is that she had to stay behind at Oolong’s place with the Dragon Balls and my Power Pole.Why did I have to leave the Power Pole behind? I lost the sheath I used to hold it in and Bulma said she’d make me a new one after she was out of the bathroom. It’s not a big deal though. I didn’t think I’d end up needing it anyway.***“So yeah, I need to bring you to this creepy old man named Roshi who lives on an island nearby.” I calmly explained the situation after I washed and dried off, then put my clothes back on, “But if he tries to do anything weird, just punch him in the face and run away. It’s not a big deal.”“Okay. Fine by me.” Pie Pie was really easy-going, just pushed her hair out of her pretty face and yawned with her big eyes closed. Opening them again, she looked at my face for a while and asked, “We should do this again sometime. Where you put your thingy in my butt. I only squirt my eggs once a year though. It was pretty fun.”“Yeah, it was definitely fun.” I nodded seriously and sighed, “Bulma and Chi-Chi will probably be mad.”“Probably.” She shrugged and stuck her fingers inside her slit, pulling out a few more cummy orange eggs and tossing them out into the ocean, “Maybe a few of them will actually hatch? Or maybe they’ll just get eaten. Whatever.”They aren’t fertilized. I can tell. Or maybe Wukong can tell? Either way, I just ‘feel’ it. Otherwise I’d never just abandon my kids to fate like that…“Do you have any kids?” I couldn’t help being a little curious about this strange fish-girl I just fucked.“Who knows?” Pie Pie looked out at the ocean and smiled wryly, “I’ve never met another Mermaid at least.”“That’s… Kinda relatable.” I sighed and then smirked, “But Bulma turned herself into a Saiyan like me, so now I’m not alone anymore.”Not that I’ve ever really been ‘alone’ though. I just didn’t realize that Wukong was actually the ‘me’ before I hit my head. I thought he was just some crazy evil monkey that came out once a month and did really weird shit. The first time was when I was really young and he could fight with Grandpa evenly. As the years went by, it got harder and harder for Grandpa to resist. Then… Even if it was ‘his time’, he was still our Grandpa. He raised us. He loved us and we loved him, right?“Yeah. But it was what he wanted.” Wukong suddenly spoke in his deep, raspy voice, “He was old. It was his time. But he wanted to die like a Martial Artist, not from an illness, not when his body was too weak to even fight anymore. Besides, death isn’t so bad. At least not in this world. When you die once, your perspective on things changes a lot. I’m kinda hopeful that you won’t have to understand that the hard way.”If death isn’t so bad, then why do you want to bring our mother back to life so badly?“She’s probably been waiting in line for over a decade. Sure she probably genocided a few civilizations growing up, but she’s still our mother. She brought us into this world and… Not exactly ‘raised’ us… I mean, she kept us in a fucking pod most of the time… She really loved us though. And I loved her… I still do, so we’re reviving our monkey mom. Just not quite yet. Don’t worry about that. Just have fun, train, fuck, fight, whatever you wanna do… I’ll just enjoy the show. If shit hits the fan, you’ll have Daddy Wukong as a safety net. That ten times Power Level boost from Oozaru ain’t a fucking joke.”“Hey, is that the place?” Pie Pie suddenly slapped my shoulder and pointed at the pink Kame House up ahead, “I’ve been around here before. That’s where Turtle lives, right? He’s a nice guy. Been friends for a long time. Didn’t he have his thousandth birthday a few years ago?”“Wait… How old are you?” I looked at the young girl and couldn’t see any signs of aging on her face, but that didn’t really mean anything.“I don’t know? Maybe fifty or sixty? I don’t really keep track anymore. No point really. Age is just a number.” She shrugged again as we landed on the beach in front of Roshi’s house.“I guess fifty isn’t really that old.” I think Wukong might be 44 now? Wait… Wouldn’t that make me only 11 or 12? That’s weird.“Goku~! Goku~!” Roshi was hiding behind his house and waving at me, so I walked over quickly. When I went over there, he said, “Great work! See! You really can do it after all, ya little Bastard!”“Are you gonna tell me where the fuck Kami lives now?” I was getting more than a little annoyed at this turtle guy’s bullshit.“Y-yes! Absolutely!” He adjusted his sunglasses and looked to the side while blushing, “Go g-get that gal’s p-pa-panties! This is the first step of your training!”“She’s only wearing a shirt. No panties.” I shrugged and then quickly avoided the blood that sprayed from his nose!“Oh-oh~! Ju-just imagining it…” He blew his nose with a handkerchief and stood up with a nervous expression on his ancient face, “I-I guess it can’t be helped… I’ll have to show you how it’s done!”“H-Hiii~!” Then he ran out awkwardly and waved his right hand, with the left holding his staff, “What great weather we’re having, eh?”“Hi~!” Pie Pie laid on her side on the Nimbus and flapped her tail, “So what did you want with me anyway?”“A-aa-a Mermaid! Hahaha~!” The old man fell down for a few seconds, but then he quickly got back up and walked over closer to the cloud, “Uh-uhmm, I was just wondering if perhaps… I might be able to… J-just a little… Touch your b-b-boobies?!”*Boom~!* Well, that went almost exactly as I expected. The old bastard got punched in the face hard enough to leave a red mark on his cheek, “In order to defeat your enemies, you must take hits and become stronger! Receive punches and strengthen thyself!”“Obviously.” I rolled my eyes and asked him seriously, “Where is Kami?”“If you really wanna know…” He turned around and faced me, “Bring me another pichi-pichi girl! This time make sure she has a bottom half! A real, full, human woman!”“You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me…” I groaned and turned away from the annoying bastard, then I saw that bald kid approaching from the distance, “Hey look, someone’s coming!”“I-Is it Turtle?!” The old man looked out to sea and then chuckled, “Guess not.”
“Haaah~!” As the brat got closer, he suddenly jumped and did a few flips in the air… Then he landed head-first in the sand, right where Bulma got stuck earlier.“Who the hell is this guy?” Roshi groaned, “Pull him out, Goku.”“Okay then.” I grabbed the short legs and yanked the boy out of the sand pretty easily. He had six little dots above his eyebrows in the middle of his forehead and… No nose. I guess he’s not the weirdest thing I’ve seen though.*Cough-cough~!* The boy spat out sand and patted his bald head a few times to get rid of the rest, “Hello there!” With squinted eyes and a sleazy expression, the kid asked, “You are Master Roshi, correct?”“Why, indeed I am.” The old bastard nodded seriously with his staff in his right hand.“I am Kuririn, from a village far in the East! I have come all this way to receive draining from you, Master Roshi!” He bowed with his hands to his sides.“Hoh~! Well, good work.” The old man chuckled and then shook his head, “Unfortunately though, I’m not taking anymore disciples.”“I’m not your disciple.” I retorted, “I just wanna know where Kami is-”“Your Grandpa was my disciple, you’re wearing my damn Turtle School training uniform, so you’re my disciple damn it!” Roshi shouted at me and then calmed down instantly, turning back to the kid who offered up something from his sack.“I brought this magazine for you as a token to commemorate our meeting!” Krillin gave the old man the magazine with the naked woman on it and of course the perverted bastard took the bribe immediately.“I’ll think about it…” Roshi grabbed the magazine and turned away from us, reading what was inside, “Hohohoh~! This is…”“Are you pleased with it, Sir?” The bald boy smirked, then turned to me, “By the way, who are you?”“Son Goku.” I smiled wryly, “Technically his grand-disciple, apparently.”“Hmmm, would’ve never thought you to be a Martial Artist.” He looked at my hair suspiciously.“I love Martial Arts.” I wasn’t lying. Aside from eating and sex, training and fighting are definitely my favorite things.“Fufufufufu~! Was that supposed to be a joke?” He had a smug expression for some reason.“Your head does kinda look like a clit.” I snickered and was almost blinded by the glare off that reflective surface.“What did you say?!” He got really angry and pointed towards the old bastard, “Those who pursue mastery in the Martial Arts shave their heads to brace their spirits! Just look at Master Roshi!”“Actually, I’m just bald.” The Turtle Guy turned back to say that before walking over with the porn mag under his left arm, “Kuririn was it?”“Yes Sir!” The boy bowed seriously.“Bringing me a Pichi-Pichi Gal is the one request that I demand fulfillment before I take on anyone as a disciple…” Roshi hesitated, “Do you understand my request?”“Heheh…” Krillin sneaked over and whispered in the old bastard’s ear, then asked: “Would that about sum it up?”“N-not half bad!” Roshi grinned and laughed at the boy, “You understand!”“I am grateful for your praise!” The kid bowed seriously with a smug expression.“Okay! Then go along with Goku on the Flying Nimbus!” The old man pointed at me as I jumped on the golden cloud.“Hop on Clit-Boy!” I snickered and patted the side of the cloud next to me.“Okay!” The brat hopped up and obviously fell straight through Nimbus’ body, landing on his back in the sand below, “Waah~! What?! I fell through it?!”“Hmph~!” Roshi snorted, “Only those pure of heart can ride the Flying Nimbus! Did you come here to train with impure intentions?!”“B-but I just want to become a strong Martial Artist in order to be popular with girls!!” The kid retorted after he got up off the ground.“That’s what I mean by impure…” Roshi sighed dramatically…Is that really what it means to be Pure of Heart? Just wanting to train and get stronger for the sake of training and getting stronger? Seems kinda… Simple, right?I guess it is true that Chi-Chi and I are both like that. But I feel like there’s probably more to it than that.“Heheheh~!” Nimbus giggled and I could feel a soft hand grabbing my tail, pulling it down inside the cloud. It kinda tickled.I shrugged, “I’m pretty sure Nimbus just doesn’t like you guys.”
Author’s Note: Kuririn, or Kuri means chestnut and is a slang word for clitoris. Seriously, Krillin is named after a clit. I did not make this shit up. Kuririn is the character’s actual name, while Krillin is a Funimation translation that was easier to pronounce for the English Voice Actors and audience. I’ll probably use Krillin and Kuririn. Goku definitely calls him Krillin, because Wukong knows him by that name and it’s subconsciously imprinted in his mind. As for the other characters, I have no idea. We’ll see what happens. If they hear Goku say his name, then they’d obviously think it was Krillin instead of Kuririn.Honestly, I’m using Kuririn, because I think it’s kinda hilarious that Toriyama named him after a clit.Anyway, I felt like it was necessary to introduce Krillin, maybe fuck a Mermaid(Mermaid has been fucked successfully, obviously) and introduce Launch. Though I was kinda tempted to just have Yamcha bring back Launch and skip a lot of this shit, I couldn’t help thinking… Like would Yamcha really be able to find Launch and bring her back?

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Author’s Note: This chapter was originally just going to be the second half of Chapter 20, basically right after the Author’s Note. But I felt like it was a little too long and honestly deserved to be its own chapter.Chapter 21: Ki Senses*3rd Person Perspective*Meanwhile, Puar was swimming for her life and ‘purity’ from a gang of horny Dolphins!“Wolf Fang Fist!” Yamcha shouted as he leaped out of the water and knocked one of the dolphins flying into the sky, but couldn’t actually kill it in one blow!“Bastard! I’ll kill you and rape your sexy corpse!” A dolphin with a scar over his eye let out a high-pitched shout and then darted forward at supersonic speeds! The waves burst open as the two of them clashed back and forth, while the third rapey dolphin was about to mount Puar from below!“I was feeling a little hungry.” Then a cute voice startled everyone. A purple-haired Mermaid shoved her fist inside that dolphin’s blowhole, pulling him away from the crying female dolphin.“Oh shit! It’s Her! Retreat!” The dolphin who was still in the air was screaming, but that only lasted a moment before he landed in the water and was ripped in half! His guts sprayed everywhere!“Aaaah!” Puar got even more scared and swam over to her lover, “Yamcha! Hop on my back!”“Wait, is that… A g-g-g-girl?!” He wasn’t actually afraid of how strong she was, just the normal side-effects of his psychological disorder. In order to escape faster, he stopped fucking round with the scar-faced dolphin and ripped out the bastard’s other eye with a ‘Wolf Fang Fist’! Not even bothering to call out the name!“Aaaagh~! No-no-no~! Aaaah~! Kami save me~! Aaagh~!” The poor rapey dolphin screamed in terror and agony as he was slowly devoured alive by the pure of heart Mermaid girl, Pie Pie.Thus is the way of the ocean. So peaceful and natural.In the end, Yamcha decided, “This is impossible… And pointless… We might as well just sneak back and wait for Goku to find out where Kami lives. Then we can just follow over there. Who knows? Maybe Kami will give them some ridiculous tests or trials that they can’t pass, but we can?!”Yeah, Kami lives in the Lookout. Above the gigantic fucking Korin Tower over in the West. At least hundreds of miles northwest from West City. I don’t know the exact location, ‘cause I’ve obviously never been there, but it’s kinda hard to miss. It’s basically a higher-dimensional Space Station above a pseudo space elevator. I think it was called the Heavenly Realm? I don’t know, it’s been a long time since I watched or read Dragon Ball.Anyway, I wonder what Mai is up to? This Ki Sensing bullshit works best if I ‘marked’ the people I wanna spy on…Let’s see… Oh, she’s riding a ship back to the shore with her unconscious ‘Emperor’, while that cute little ninja dog is driving.“I feel like someone’s watching us…” Agent Mai narrowed her dark eyes and looked around cautiously, maybe I focused my ‘gaze’ a little too hard if even she could sense me?“What did you say?!” Shu shouted loudly over the noisy motor and the crashing waves!“Nothing… Must’ve been the wind.” She shook her head and sighed, the wind whipping her long black hair around behind her back. Even in this situation, she was still wearing that same trench coat. But she was actually completely naked underneath. Obviously her other clothes got soaked so she took them off to dry.She had relatively small breasts compared to Bulma, but they were definitely perky and cute. Those nipples were hard and rubbing against the damp fabric of her trench coat, causing her a little irritation. She had a decent amount of scars on her sexy, athletic body, probably from various battles and training. Or just the sheer number of tragic explosions and crashes she’s endured working for an idiot like Pilaf.Those long and straight black pubes were still wet, dangling down in front of her pussy as she stood near the front of the simple metal boat. Occasionally the wind would blow and spread her trench coat apart, helping to dry her pussy hair off a bit. Those firm cheeks were tightly clenched as she stood there with her hands behind her back, very serious.What was she actually thinking about though?That naughty woman was blushing as she remembered the way she stroked that little boy’s cock and fingered his tight asshole. Not just the boy, but also the teenage girl. Bulma’s sexy cunt wasn’t something she could forget so easily. She was imagining what it would’ve felt like to touch them with her bare hands, instead of using gloves.“Let me help you with that.” I whispered into her mind and the cute woman trembled violently. I remembered the sensation of my cock against her pussy, the way it felt to molest her breasts the other night… She’s a little fragile though. A little too weak for my taste. But such a cute little virgin…I just can’t help feeling a little ‘Greedy’. This is ‘My’ timeline after all. My Mai… My Earth. My Universe 7. Hell, who knows? Maybe I’ll even get around to Caulifla and Kale eventually?Assuming that this isn’t the GT Universe, which doesn’t even have a God of Destruction or any of that other shit… I’ve actually thought about joining the Time Patrol a few times. Back when I was a baby/toddler, growing up in that pod and watching over my silly, adorable Mom.I’m an anomaly, obviously. It would be perfectly acceptable to join the Time Patrol. Where else do all those Saiyans, Frost Demons, Namekians and Majins come from anyway? Not just them, but there’s basically a version of every ‘playable character’ loitering around in Conton City or Toki Toki City, depending on whether the city has been destroyed and rebuilt yet? Though the concept of chronology in regards to a city of time-travelers is kinda absurd in the first place.I’m not actually that worried about the Time Patrollers to be completely honest. They mainly focus on their own timeline, while other timelines are just… There. They come to intervene depending on the circumstances, but usually only when certain ‘bad guys’ show up and start fucking with shit.In other words, the real threat isn’t the Time Patrol, it’s the temporal demons that like to fuck with the Time Patrol. Or maybe a certain Kai that likes doing experiments. Either way, there are probably way more timelines than any of them can possibly handle. But most importantly, there’s some weird rule where their Power Levels are basically nerfed down to the same general level as the time period or location that they travel to… Even if they came down here to fuck with Goku, they would be nerfed to his current insignificant strength. Or maybe mine?“Kyaaaah~! Someone help me~!” A voice brought me back to ‘my’ body.“Huh?” Goku looked down towards the dry desert valley below. Where a small white hover car was parked and there were two tiny people that were gathered in front of it.“Someone just shouted ‘help me’, right?” Krillin was clinging to his new friend’s back when he asked that.“Over there!” My younger self pointed as he lowered the Flying Nimbus quickly.“Gehgeh~! A girl’s being cornered!” The bald brat shouted as they got closer, “It’d be cool to save the girl, but they have guns and stuff, so maybe it’s better to just mind our own business?”“It’s fine. Guns don’t hurt that much anyway.” Goku snickered and jumped down from the cloud!“Gaaah! Stop!” Krillin screamed in terror as they fell down from hundreds of meters in the sky!“What the fuck?!” One of the two cops shouted as he looked up at the children that were falling to their deaths!“Waaaah~!” Krillin was still screaming…*Tap!* Well, Goku used Ki to land pretty lightly. He can’t fly yet, but I think he’ll figure it out sooner rather than later. It’s really not that difficult. Just a matter of ‘belief’ really. I struggled with it a lot when I first came to Earth. Hence the brain damage. No, it wasn’t on purpose. What kinda lunatic would give themselves a catastrophic brain injury intentionally? It does make me seem a lot cooler that way though.“Wha?!” The police officer without the sunglasses practically had his eyes pop out of his head.“Who are you two?!” While the other guy was still pointing his revolver at the adorable girl who was kneeling on the ground nearby.Launch was only 17 years old now. With long and wavy blue hair, a big red bow on the top of her head that were reminiscent of animal ears, beautiful blue eyes like Bulma and a similarly sexy body. Literally, they could be sisters and it wouldn’t be that strange. She was wearing a green crop-top with thin straps holding it up, revealing her flat belly. There were also yellow short-shorts that reached almost up to her belly button, but revealed all over her surprisingly fair thighs. You’d think she would have more of a tan dressing like that in the literal fucking desert, right? Oh, and she was also wearing shin-high baggy green socks, with red shoes that had yellow laces.“We’ve come to save the girl!” Goku said that with a straight face somehow.Krilling ran behind a rock to hide and poked his head out, “I’d just like to say in advance, I have nothing to do with him! It was all his idea!”“Come to save her?!” The sun-glasses wearing officer shouted as he aimed his gun at the boy, “I don’t care whether you’re a kid or not! Get in our way and you’ll be arrested! Aaagh, my hand!” The poor bastard was disarmed pretty violently, though I guess he’s lucky that psychopath didn’t directly rip his fucking arm off. He did get his ass knocked the fuck out by an uppercut though.“You little!” The other guy screamed and then headbutted the guy so hard that his facial bones were definitely shattered. He fired his gun towards the sky as he collapsed helplessly to the ground… If this was ‘my’ Earth, he’d be dead as fuck, but in the world of Dragon Ball, he’ll probably be fine. Maybe.“Wow, they were really weak.” Goku scratched his head and shrugged, “Oh well.”“Th-thank you so much! How should I repay you?!” The cute blue-haired girl clasped her hands together and came closer to the adorable little monkey boy.“Aw, it was nothing~!” Krillin came out and shamelessly accepted some of the credit.“Anyway, you think Roshi will be okay with this girl?” Goku asked his new ‘friend’ curiously.“Oh, I’m sure he’d be very ‘ok’ with her, heheh~!” The perverted brat hugged the boy’s back as they flew away, with the clueless and innocent 17 year old girl kneeling on the Flying Nimbus beside them.“Umm, where are we going?” She didn’t even seem to think twice about how or why a fucking golden cloud could carry her through the sky at supersonic speeds without even messing up her hair.“Kame House.” Goku responded casually, “This creepy old man lives there.”“Don’t call him a creepy old man! He’s the world famous Master Roshi!” Krillin retorted angrily, “A little kid like you wouldn’t understand!”As they approached the house, Launch suddenly exclaimed, “Wow! What a handsome little place!”“Hehehe~! Is it to your liking then?” Krillin giggled as he stayed latched onto the girl’s ass with a smug expression on his perverted face.“Hey old bastard! We brought you the girl, now tell me where Kami lives!” Goku banged on the front door, but nobody answered or responded.Krillin let go of Launch’s ass reluctantly as the two of them landed on the beach. He walked over and guessed aloud, “Maybe he’s making use of the lavatory?”“What’s a lavatory? Something related to lava?” The silly boy made a decent guess.“It’s the bathroom. He’s probably in the bathroom.” Krillin whispered as he got closer.“So he’s taking a shit? I’ll tell him to hurry the fuck up then!” Goku shouted and ran inside the house.“Ahahah~!” Krillin laughed awkwardly and rubbed the back of his head, “Pardon me, he’s such a vulgar boy! Hahaha~!”Launch blinked her big blue eyes cutely, “So why did you guys bring me here? Is there something you want me to do?”Unaware of how suggestive her words would sound.“Uh, no, there’s nothing in particular you need to do…” Krillin had his eyes squinted and a wide smile on his devious face, “If we could just have you stay here for a little while, that would be fine, right? After all, with only us men here, we’re lacking somewhat in splendor.”I’m sure that sounded more normal in Japanese, but what do you expect from me? I’m on a Goku level of Japanese learning talent, even after 14 years. I wasn’t born with a fucking magical translation system in my brain like most cheating reincarnation protagonists. Maybe that’s a good idea for a wish? Seems kinda wasteful though. I’m sure Bulma could just build some translation device easily enough. Might help with the Porunga wishes later too…“That’s great! I’m being chased and I need a place to stay!” She giggled and clasped her hands together with an innocent smile.“You were being chased…” Krillin nodded, “That’s right, you were being chased by guys dressed like police officers. Who were they, anyway?”“Police officers.” Launch blinked, “Real ones.”“Huh?” The boy was stunlocked for a while, “Why were you being chased after by police?”The cute girl pulled out a huge bag of cash, “Seeing as this bag has so much money in it… I wonder if I robbed another bank? Or maybe a train robbery?”“Ehahahah~!” Krillin rubbed the back of his head, “You must be joking! There’s no way someone like you could do something like that! Hahahaha~! You’re the daughter of a rich family, right?”Seriously though, she could easily be Bulma’s sister or cousin. Although her hair was a lot darker blue, their facial features were disturbingly similar, they were similar heights, they even had the same bone structure. They were practically copy-pasted or cloned.“You should be careful too.” Launch put her hands to her cleavage, “When I… Sneeze… My personality completely changes!”“Very nice!” Roshi popped out of the window and scared the shit out of the two of them! Then he pulled back inside and turned to Goku, “You two did very well this time! Good job!”“So about Kami-”“Oh you startled me!” Launch shouted inside the window from outside.“Master Roshi, we’ve just returned!” Krilling rushed inside with a smirk, noticing that the old man was wearing a button-up t-shirt and some shorts instead of the white tuxedo earlier. He sneaked over and whispered, “How about her? Her face still has that childish look about it, but her body is good and stacked, heheh~!”
“Mnn, alright, you both are now accepted as my pupils!” Roshi nodded seriously. Then he ignored the kids and waved to Launch from the doorway, “Welcome to my humble home, how kind of you to come and join us! Hahahaha~!”“Pleased to meet you! My name’s Launch!” The ‘tall’ and sexy girl introduced herself, “Your Grandson saved me from a precarious situation!”“Oh, these guys saved you?” He looked back towards Goku, who was climbing a pillar in front of his doorstep and Krillin, who was rubbing his head nervously.“Yes! Thank you very much!” Launch bowed and almost revealed her nipples underneath the tight green shirt…“Nah, it was nothing really!” Krillin squinted and accepted credit again. I honestly forgot how sleazy he was as a kid.“That’s fine and all, but they aren’t my grandsons.” Roshi ignored the kids and turned back to the gorgeous woman, “They’re my younger brothers.”“Eh?” Even Launch wouldn’t believe something that absurd, “Ehehehe, eheheheh~!”“I was joking~! Hahaha~!” The Turtle Hermit rubbed his shiny bald head and looked up at the relatively tall woman. She was only about the same height as Bulma by the way, 5’5”.“Yes, I knew that…” Launch smiled wryly.“The truth is that I’m Master Roshi, also known as the Turtle Hermit!” The old man introduced himself seriously, “I’m teaching these kids Martial Arts.”
“Ah! Martial Arts!” The girl nodded, “That would explain why the boys are so strong!”“Ohohoho~! So my teachings have already been of service!” The old bastard shamelessly took credit.“You haven’t taught us anything yet. No wait! I’m not here to learn Martial Arts! Stop wasting my time and tell me where the damn Kami guy lives!” Goku almost forgot about it. Seriously, why doesn’t he just ask ‘me’?!“So then, Launch was it? If you have time, would you take a bath with me-er rather, live the quiet life here for a while?” Roshi asked nervously.“Here?” The girl looked around at the tiny island and the small house, “If I’m not in the way, then I’d ask you that myself!”“I-in the way?! Don’t be ridiculous! You could stay here your whole life!” The old bastard said that with a straight face, even though he’d probably want to get rid of her the moment she started to age like a normal person, “By the way, what do you think? Would you like to learn Martial Arts as well?”“Huh? Me?” Launch put her fingers on her chest and giggled, “It sounds like fun, but I don’t think a girl like me could keep up!”“No-no! I’m not saying you should try it on a full scale…” Roshi put his hands behind his back and explained, “I meant that you could take it casually. It will prove useful for both your body and mind… As well as your good looks of course.”“You’re incredibly fortunate.” Krillin looked up at the girl with a smirk and checked out her ass with his squinted eyes, “There is nobody in the world of martial arts who doesn’t know of Master Roshi! Quite frankly, he’s the greatest in the world! For you to be able to learn from the master himself…”“Oh! I had no idea he was so amazing!” Launch was genuinely impressed, and honestly, Krillin wasn’t wrong. In a lot of ways, Roshi was literally the strongest human on Earth at the moment. If he didn’t waste hundreds of years lazing around, he could’ve gone further. At the very least, he could’ve wished for Eternal Youth or something and lost his virginity hundreds of years ago… But hey, who am I to judge? I died a virgin too. I can relate… Kinda.“Aw~! I really am that awesome, but it still makes me blush, eheheh~!” Yeah, it’s really hard to feel bad for Master Roshi.“Hurry the fuck up and tell me where Kami lives!” Goku shouted at the old guy again.Roshi ignored him and whispered to Krillin, “You’re a good fellow.”“Thank you very much, Master.” Who bowed seriously with a smug expression on his annoying face.The old guy rushed inside and came out with a few boxes, “Here are your uniforms!”“Uniforms? Okay.” Launch shrugged and lifted up her shirt, revealing her underboobs and a bit of her nipples!“Y-you’re going to change here?!” Krillin shouted in surprise!“Oh yeah, you’re right. I should change inside.” The girl shrugged and picked up her box to take inside the house.“Damn it Kuririn!” Roshi glared at the brat and asked, “Would you like to go home?!”“Sorry Master.” The poor brat almost started crying.“Alright, you change into these too!” After saying that, the old bastard forced the little boys to change into cute lingerie. It was basically a skin-tight black one-piece that revealed their thighs and hips, and bulges, along with thigh-high black leggings. There were also pink shoulder straps to hold up the chest and frills around the hips and tits. While the old man was changing, Goku went inside the house, because why would he want to watch Master Roshi when he could watch Launch instead?“Oh, hi there Goku.” The dark-blue haired girl giggled and didn’t mind that the boy saw her sexy naked body. She actually had a thicker bush than Bulma, with darker hair as well. When she saw the outfit that the kid was wearing, her eyes lit up, “Aww~! You look so cute~!”“Thanks! You look really cute too!” Goku closed the door behind him and walked over closer, basically coming face to coochie like he normally would with Bulma.He sniffed her bush curiously and she asked, “What’s wrong? Do I smell bad?”“Not really. I was just wondering if you’re related to Bulma Briefs?” He looked up at her face again, “You two seem really similar in a lot of ways.”“Isn’t Bulma Briefs the heiress of the Capsule Corporation?” Launch gasped, “Do you know her that well?”“Ah, yeah, Bulma is my girlfriend.” Goku nodded seriously, “We’re gonna have a baby soon.”“Wow! That’s so cool! Congratulations!” She was impressed and amazed, then looked down at the cute child and asked, “But can you really have babies when you’re so young?”“Yeah, it’s actually really easy. I also got Chi-Chi pregnant. She’s the daughter of the Ox King. Uh, I’m gonna be marrying her soon, I guess?” He said that shit so shamelessly and innocently. I have no clue how he even does it.“The Ox King of Mount Frying Pan?!” Launch screamed in shock, “You’re marrying his daughter and Doctor Brief’s daughter at the same time?!”“I don’t know if I’m marrying Bulma. But I guess I can if she wants to do that.” Goku shrugged, not really knowing or caring what marriage actually meant, “You have really pretty pubic hair.”“Uh, thank you!” She giggled and spread her hair out of the way to reveal her cute pink hood and little slit, “Do I really look like Bulma?”“Kinda?” The brat reached out and touched her lips, spreading them apart, “Bulma’s labia are more on the inside and her hole looks a little different. She has a smaller clit.” He commented casually and stuck his tongue out to taste inside of her pussy.“Aaan~!” She moaned loudly and her pale legs spasmed, especially when his tongue reached up to her clit and moved around, “Mmnnn~! Do you do this with Bulma a lot?”“Yeah. She usually makes me do it three or four times a day. Speaking of which, I really need to find out where Kami lives and get back to her soon.” Goku said that, but he still kept licking Launch’s pussy as she ran her fingers through his thick, spiky black hair.“Mmn~! Annnm~! You’re really good at this!” Even though she said that, she really didn’t have much experience at all. With her condition and the nature of her other personality, any boy she liked enough to ‘play’ with was usually scared away… If they were lucky enough to escape.*Shlick-slick-sluch-shluck~!* With loud licking noises, the horny monkey boy wagged his long brown tail around. His tiny cock bulged in his lingerie. He just creampied a mermaid and now he wanted to fuck another girl he just met! I can’t tell if he’s being influenced by me or if he’s just naturally a little degenerate slut, but it’s pretty hot either way.“Ahh~! Aaah~! Aaaaah~! Chuuu~!” The moment she went Super Saiyan, I mean, turned into a blonde girl, Launch trembled violently and pushed the brat’s head into her pussy with a surprising amount of strength! I mean, she was still weak compared to Goku or even the current Bulma, but it was still an impressive amount of strength for a normal Earthling.“Fuuuuck~! Aaaaah~!” The angry girl roared as she struggled to keep herself standing! It wasn’t easy though, because her legs and ass cheeks were shaking, while her belly was spasming uncontrollably! Goku gripped and squeezed her ass gently, pushing her way over the edge! She growled, “Asshole~! Mmn~! I’ll fucking kill you~!”She had no idea what was happening or why, but she was used to waking up in strange places at weird times. It wasn’t the first time a boy was licking her cunt or a man was about to plunge his cock inside, but this was definitely the first time a ‘guy’ gave her an orgasm! Well, she was only 17 years old. Even with her wild lifestyle, she never really got the chance to find a man she actually liked or trusted enough. Plus, she was usually more interested in women anyway. Usually.“Wow!” Goku licked his lips and looked at the blonde pubes in front of his eyes, then up at the angry girl’s face, “What happened? Your hair color changed all of a sudden!”“Who the fuck are you?!” Launch ignored the question and pulled a capsule out of her asshole, which transformed into a big revolver with a *Poof*! She put the gun to the boy’s head and said, “Give me a reason not to blow your goddamn brains out! Bastard!”“I’m Goku, remember?” He raised an eyebrow and let go of the girl’s butt, looking up past her heaving breasts at that reddened face, “Wait, do you have a weird personality disorder like me?”“Huh? Wait, do you change your hair color and personality when you sneeze too?” The girl also raised an eyebrow and calmed herself down a lot, but still held the gun to his head.“Not really.” Goku shrugged and pointed to the tail behind his ass, “Whenever I see the full moon, or it even gets close to a full moon, I turn into a giant ape and someone else takes over my body.”
“Pft-hahaha~! A giant monkey?! Bullshit!” She didn’t believe the boy, though the tail was a little suspicious. Still she’s seen plenty of beast-people, so it wasn’t that weird to have a tail. Suddenly a single hair from his tail drifted in the air and touched her nose slightly, “Fuck-chuuu~!”Just like that, the girl’s hair and personality returned back to ‘normal’ again. Launch blushed and knelt down to meet the boy’s eyes, “I’m so sorry, Goku. I didn’t mean to do that… You saved me from the police and you just made me feel so good! I can’t believe I was just holding a gun to your head!”“It’s okay. I understand.” The kid patted the much larger girl on the shoulder and giggled, “Anyway, you should get dressed.”“Oh yeah! I forgot what I was doing!” Of course, after she actually got dressed in that sexy lingerie, Launch asked, “Why don’t you let me help you feel good now?”“You don’t need to do that.” Although Goku said that, he didn’t resist when the girl placed his ass on the kitchen table and moved the thin cloth over his crotch to the side. Revealing his throbbing and slightly leaking cock, “Umm, well, okay. But just be careful. If I cum inside your mouth, you might die.”“Okay! I’ll be careful!” Launch didn’t ask how or why, she didn’t seem to care about that at all. She just started sucking the brat’s cock with a happy, blushing face. She was even wetter now than before. Drooling all over the kid’s prick and balls, slurping up the spit and then sucking the entire shaft into her mouth easily.“You really remind me of Bulma.” Goku sighed dramatically as he remembered the way his adorable and crazy girlfriend usually sucked him off. Then he thought about Nimbus… Mai crossed his mind for a moment. Then that horny brat Chi-Chi. Not that Chi-Chi really liked using her mouth much. She preferred getting her tiny pussy pummeled with enough violence to turn most ‘Earthlings’ into meat paste!*Shlup-shlurp-slupshock~!* Launch closed her eyes and wiggled her ass around. Bobbing her head up and down, using her hands to molest the little boy’s abs and thighs. She really wanted to suck his cum out right there and then!Goku’s tail reached down and started rubbing against her pussy through the thin fabric, causing the girl to moan through her nose as she gagged on his entire dick. I usually prefer to enjoy sex from a more ‘First Person’ perspective, but I can feel everything he can feel regardless of whether I’m watching through his eyes or through Ki Senses outside our body.Hmm, I wonder if our existence is kinda like Vegito? No wait, is it possible for us to fuse together further if we wore those Kai earrings? That’d be kinda wild. Would we also become even more OP? Is it possible to do the fusion dance alone?More importantly, why do I always think about this kinda shit when Goku’s having sex?“I’m… I’m gonna cum!” He warned the girl and had to forcefully push her head away, because she seemed intent on risking her life to swallow that load! He grunted and the jizz sprayed out like a fucking Ki Blast! Hell, it was even glowing a bit!It shot out the open window and flew over Master Roshi’s bald head as he bent down to adjust the little bulge in his lingerie. Then it kept going for a couple miles! Finally, once the Ki wore off and it was just a splatter of sperm cells and seminal fluid, a cute little mermaid jumped up out of the water and swallowed it before diving back beneath the waves!Of course, the second and third spurts of cum hit Launch directly in the face at close range, but aside from having a decent amount of kinetic force, they weren’t that dangerous. As long as she didn’t choke on it.*Cough-cough~!* She coughed and choked, then sneezed out a bunch of cum as her hair turned blonde! Before she had the chance to understand what the fuck was happening, she sneezed out even more jizz all over Goku’s crotch and thighs, obviously the floor and kitchen table as well. Returning back to her normal blue-haired form.“Are you okay?” Goku asked while offering the girl a tissue, “There sure were a lot of tissue boxes all over Roshi’s house, huh?”After blowing her nose and wiping off her face, Launch giggled and said, “It sure is convenient!”Suddenly I heard Goku ‘think’, “Hey Wukong, do you know where Kami lives?”“Holy shit! The motherfucker finally asked! That brain damage really isn’t a joke! Oh wait, he can hear me.” I cleared my imaginary throat as the bastard rolled his eyes and hopped down from the table, “Of course I know where he lives. Why don’t you just ask me that shit next time?”He retorted mentally, “I figured you were hiding it from me for some reason. You wanted me to meet Pie Pie and Launch, right?”“I mean… True.” It would’ve been a little regrettable if some things changed, “Launch probably would’ve been arrested and raped a bunch of times in jail, so I guess it’s a good thing we didn’t change that part of the timeline. Plus, Pie Pie is a lot cuter in reality than in the Anime I remember…”“Then everything worked out for the best.” Goku snickered and smirked, “Do we need to stick around here and keep following the ‘Plot’, or can we finally make our damn wishes?”“Huh? Who are you talking to?” Launch tilted her head in confusion, which caused one of her hairs to tickle her nose, “Aaah-aaah~! Aaah~! Aaaah~!”“Anyway, I gotta go~! It’s been nice meeting you Launch! I’ll see you again soon! Hehehe~!” Goku jumped up and hugged the girl, then he ran outside and hopped on the Flying Nimbus, shooting up into the sky before the old bastard even had time to say anything!“Chuu~!” Launch finally sneezed and looked down at the ridiculous outfit she was wearing! The blonde girl didn’t really understand what the fuck was going on, even after switching a few times, so she pulled a machine-pistol out of her ass and started shootting the creepy old man that was outside!*Patatatattatata~!* She didn’t even bother trying to aim and also put a few bullet holes in the bald boy’s head! Of course, the bullets didn’t actually penetrate their skin. Just flattened and left painful bruises, but still! It was kinda funny either way.“Umm… Yamcha… What do we do now?!” Unfortunately, Puar and her boyfriend had their plans go bankrupt due to the fact that Master Roshi never actually told Goku shit about where to find Kami!The two of them were hiding under the kitchen table the whole time. How? Well, the sneaky cat turned herself into a box and then Yamcha just hid inside. Goku probably would’ve noticed something if I wasn’t hijacking his Ki Senses the whole time.Oh well. It was funny watching the two of them climb out from under the table and have a bunch of cum drip down on their heads. They didn’t even realize it though. I think they’re just kinda used to it at this point. They’ve both been ‘marked’ since a few days ago anyway.“Goku just left randomly. Maybe he ran out of patience? In other words, he still doesn’t know where to find Kami. This is our chance!” Yamcha smirked, “Fortunately, that old bastard is pretty senile already. The solution is actually really simple, right?”“Uh, is it simple?” Puar blinked her beady black eyes and looked up at her friend, who was dressed in an orange Turtle School outfit. His long hair was mostly sticking up in random clumps and ‘spikes’. He even made a ‘silly’ expression on his handsome face, “Oh wow! Why didn’t I think of that?!”“Hehehe~! It’s really simple, right?” With a higher-pitched voice than before, Yamcha said, “Hi, I’m Goku!”Puar grinned and then with a *Poof* she turned into a floating golden cloud with big beady black eyes and a smirk on her ‘face’, “I’m the Flying Nimbus! Heheheh~!”“I love you so much.” Yamcha started making out with the mouth on that cute cloud, then his cock started getting harder, “Can I fuck you like this?”“I don’t see why not? Isn’t that totally in character?”And so, the timeline was… Somewhat maintained? I don’t fucking know. Does it really matter anymore?Bulma’s a Half-Saiyan, pregnant at the age of 16 with a Trunks that isn’t actually the ‘real’ Trunks at all. Chi-Chi is only twelve for fuck’s sake and she’s also pregnant with a Gohan that definitely isn’t made from the same sperm and egg!Apparently the Ox King is actually pretty rich and owns properties in cities all over the world, which… In retrospect, it really isn’t that surprising. He had a fucking castle and he was literally a King. Just like Emperor Pilaf is actually an Emperor. Even if they don’t have that many subjects and live out in the fucking desert, they still have tons of spies and secret agents across the world. Only Mai and Shu are ever shown, but many others were always being mentioned casually in passing.Oolong is literally a 9 year old pig-boy who has a small harem of little human girls. They’re still living happily in their mansion. Ironically, the villagers started treating the transforming brat as their collective leader and instead of having to steal from them, he basically just accepts taxes and scares away bandits from time to time. A lot of girls lined up to join his harem and live in his fancy mansion, but unfortunately, he already had his hands full and turned most of them away.Pie Pie is a 50 year old Mermaid Martial Artist who goes around terrorizing the sentient animals who live in the oceans. Well, not like they deserved any sympathy though. The ocean was a brutal place, whether the creatures were dumb fish or smart fish. It’s all the same.That stupid Rabbit Gang was sent to the Moon in the original, but I’ve tested it and the Power Pole definitely can’t reach the fucking Moon so quickly or easily. Seriously, if the Power Pole could actually grow at 10% the speed of light within the atmosphere, then the whole world would probably be destroyed, right?That ‘Divine Artifact’ is already overpowered enough. But that’s kinda silly. Yes, the Power Pole is a Divine Artifact. Goku basically doesn’t use it anymore once the power levels start getting a little crazy… But that doesn’t mean it’s weak at all.The Humans of the Time Patrol all have their own Power Poles and they’re powerful enough to beat the living shit out of Gods of Destruction or even Angels! They have no upper limit! They’re basically as powerful as the person who uses them. Same with the Flying Nimbus. Though I’m not really sure what the deal is with the Nimbus… At the very least, I’ve never seen any Rule-34 of the goddamn golden cloud before!I’m half-expecting her to turn into a Majin at this rate. Is that how Buu was formed? Who knows though? I remember some theories that said the… Well, maybe I shouldn’t talk or think about those two supreme beings, huh?The moral of the story is that we should probably hurry up and Summon Porunga quickly. I’m worried that Nail or really any other Namekian might come to Earth to retrieve the Dragon Balls. Even the weakest child is probably stronger than Kami and King Piccolo, right? I know that Nail was the strongest at 42k Power Level, which for reference, is fucking insanely high compared to the current Earth. Yet somehow Goku managed to go from like 1k to 3 million in a month.Frieza trained for like 2 or 3 months and he went from 100 million to I don’t even fucking know how high. I just remember that he could fight against Super Saiyan Gods and shit like that. Which is just absurd. But on the off-chance that this universe follows normal Dragon Ball power-up rules, we really need to hurry up and start training more seriously.Uh, by we, I mean Goku, Bulma, Chi-Chi… As for me? Well, I can’t say that this isn’t a type of training. More spiritual and mental, but those things are important too. Maybe I’ll figure out Telekinesis soon. Basically everyone can do that shit in Dragon Ball. Telepathy is surprisingly easy. Even Roshi can’t hide his creepy yet innocent thoughts from me, or maybe he’s not even trying.Oh, maybe I’ll learn how to do some Magic or something? Magic is actually a thing here. Even that random Carrot guy could turn people into carrots. Not to mention Oolong and Puar with their Transformations.At the very least, I need to learn how to protect my stupid younger self from getting some form of Magical or Demonic herpes at the rate things are going. Wasn’t the ‘Monkey King’ Wukong kinda famous for his transformations and shit like that?I’ll figure something out. Sooner or later. Maybe Kami can teach me how to magically summon clothing from thin air though. Because that seems super convenient. Especially at the rate that Goku keeps ruining his…Oh well, Next Time On Dragon Ball~! We’re going to the fucking Lookout baby~!Assuming that Goku doesn’t get pegged into a coma once he tells Bulma about what he just did with Launch and Pie Pie. Because we all know, there’s no way that Goku’s gonna try to hide that shit like a normal person.Such an adorable little lunatic… Oh well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlKCfiwQPts&t=7sAuthor’s Note: In the end, it was still 1st Person Perspective all along. But now we know what the fuck Wukong has been doing all this time… Basically just ‘playing’ 3rd person Dragon Ball.Would you want to live in 3rd person while your younger and more naive self actually went around doing things in 1st person, or would you rather just be in control all the time? Keep in mind that in this scenario, you could literally just disassociate while your younger self is doing tons of tedious and boring shit, like actually shitting, pissing, et cetera.Would it be too OP if Wukong learned how to do shit like the actual Monkey King? For example, shapeshifting like Puar, telekinesis(kinda normal in Dragon Ball imo, so not that OP), mind control and turning his hairs into clones of himself.Let me know what you think in the comments.

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Author’s Note: Back to Goku’s perspective again. The main perspective of this story. I probably won’t do that many Wukong perspective chapters, though if there’s something that would be better described in ‘3rd person’, I will switch to our resident voyeur.Chapter 22: Image ‘Training’“Goku, you’re such a Fuckboy.” Bulma sighed dramatically while hugging me from behind.“A what?” I didn’t really understand. Just sat there on the extra-large Nimbus as we soared through the bright blue sky.“A manwhore, a slut, you just can’t help yourself from fucking any girl you meet! How would you feel if I fucked Yamcha? Huh?” She was definitely serious about that, not just joking.“I’d be kinda upset. I think Wukong would be angry.” I tried imagining it… But knowing that guy, he’d probably just pass out and then Bulma would rape his unconscious body, which is kinda hot.“Nope. Not allowed.” Wukong was pretty serious as he growled in the back of my mind, “Bulma is mine, I mean, ours. Just us, no other guys allowed.”“Daddy Wukong would be mad?” Bulma trembled behind my back and then she hugged me tighter, “I don’t know. I’m a naughty girl. Maybe I need my Daddy to spank me?”“Maybe I should spank you instead?” I snickered and my tail reached back between her legs, slapping her left ass cheek!*Thud~!* There was a loud noise and she shivered against my back, “Mmnnf~! Goku, heheh, are you jealous?”“Why would I be jealous of myself?” I rolled my eyes and heard Wukong chuckling in the back of my mind, “Even if he takes over, it’s still me. Just like how he can feel your fingers squeezing my dick now.”“That’s no fun.” Bulma complained, “Since you cheated on me, then I get to have some fun time ‘alone’ with my handsome Daddy.”“How is that even possible?” I didn’t really understand at first, but then I felt her body trembling violently and heard her excited moans in my ear. Not just my ear, I could hear her crying and moaning in my mind. There were also spanking noises and clapping sounds. She was teasing my cock, but not really jerking me off. My tail moved on its own and I could still feel her slit, crack and of course, her own tail which was wrapping around mine.“Peepee~!” Then she said a word that made my dick even harder subconsciously. I’m sure that fucking medicine wore off already, but still… Ugh, it was gonna be a long ride to Korin’s Tower.“Heheheh~! Peepee~! Peepee~!” Then Nimbus started giggling and repeating the word to tease me even more!“Phew~!” But I calmed myself down. I’m not that easily broken. Besides, I already came so many times recently. Not to mention last night, just today there must’ve been five or six, right? I’ve never really been that good at math.I eventually got annoyed and a little bored of their bullshit, so I asked: “Hey Wukong, if you can use that trick to spank Bulma’s imaginary ass, then shouldn’t we be able to fight with each other too? That might be useful for training.”“Huh? I mean, theoretically, yeah. It’s called ‘Image Training’. You can also imagine you’re fighting someone you fought in the past and… Uh, well, don’t ask me how, but for some reason you can get stronger that way.” My other self snickered and then I suddenly saw him sitting there in front of me on the Nimbus!He looked so… Big. Not like an Oozaru, but more like a full-grown adult version of myself? Not just that, but Bulma looked a lot younger and more immature. She was blushing and wiggling her reddened ass around, while laying across the muscular man’s lap.*Clap~!* The bastard spanked her tiny left ass cheek and she had tears welling up in her eyes, “I’m sorry, Daddy~!”“Hmmm, are you really sorry though?” Wukong smirked, his brown tail wiggled around behind his back and I noticed that Bulma’s blue tail was missing. I walked over and poked her tailbone curiously, then looked down at her tiny butthole and pussy as those big hands spread her cheeks apart.*Clap~!* I could hear his cock slapping across the girl’s belly as she giggled from the ticklish sensation, “Of course I’m sorry, Daddy~! Mmnn~! Do you forgive me?”“I’ll always forgive you, Baby.” Wukong smirked and looked up at me, “Do you really wanna fight me right now or do you wanna fuck this tight, ‘virgin’ pussy?”
“Why not both?” I stuck my fingers inside her slit and it felt so tiny. My older self spread her outer lips for me as I slid my cock into Bulma’s vagina, making her cry and whine loudly.“Hahah~! Exactly!” He smirked as I pulled her ass back a bit, so that he could slap his cock against the little girl’s cheek, “You’re such a naughty girl. You really wanna suck your Daddy’s dick, don’t you?”“Yeah~! Mnnn~! I really wanna suck your dick Daddy~!” Bulma grabbed his long shaft with her small hands and tried to suck, but I grabbed her hair and pulled her head back, “Noo~! I wanna suck Daddy’s dick~!”“Hahaha~! You’re such an adorable little Brat, aren’t you?” Wukong snickered and pressed his cock to her lips, “Don’t worry, your Daddy and little brother are gonna make sure you’re completely satisfied today.”“Yay~! Hehehe~!” Bulma giggled happily as I allowed her to start sucking and slurping on his cock. Of course, I rammed into her pussy even harder than before!“I wanna play too!” Then a voice startled all three of us!“Nimbus?” I recognized her at first glance. After all, the voice was the same, plus she looked like a little girl with golden skin and big blue eyes. She didn’t have a nose, but she did have two big holes on the sides of her head instead of ears. There was a bunch of long and spiky hair on her scalp, a lot like me, except it was a little weird. Not really like hair, but more like fluffy black clouds or a part of her flesh. There was also a long monkey tail that was also covered by black clouds instead of normal fur.“I knew it! Hahaha~!” Wukong was grinning and looked really happy, “I knew she was a fucking Majin!”“What’s a Majin?” Bulma took his cock out of her mouth and asked before I could.“I’m Majin?” Nimbus pointed to her face with an adorably confused expression.“Yeah, a Majin is like…” Wukong groaned and pushed Bulma’s head back down, forcing his cock into her tiny mouth, “Nnm~! Basically a Genie? Except they can’t grant wishes?”“What’s a Genie?” I asked and Nimbus also seemed just as clueless, walking over closer to us and cuddling up against my left side. She felt so soft and moist, just like her usual cloudy self but a lot firmer and stronger.“I don’t fucking know.” The bastard just shrugged and pushed the little girl’s head down farther, making her gag loudly. I moved my hips faster as a soft hand grabbed my ass and started fingering my asshole casually. Eventually Wukong explained, “The Majin are a powerful Race of beings that can use magic, are effectively immortal and almost unkillable, but… I don’t really know for sure. There’s only Majin Buu in the main timeline, but there are tons of sexy female Majins in the Time Patrol…”“Mmmnff~! Nnfmfmf~!” Bulma pushed off his thighs and took a deep breath before asking, “Daddy, what’s the Time Patrol?”“Ah, it’s just a bunch of random assholes that maintain a handful of timelines. I’m not exactly sure whether they even exist for real.” He snickered and slapped his dick against her immature cheek, “Now keep sucking Sweetie, it’s not that easy to make Daddy cum.”“I wanna cum too!” Nimbus shouted excitedly and reached down to grab her own vagina. Then she squeezed it and pulled her pussy up to my face, “Licky lick!”I didn’t think too much about it and started licking her stretchy slit as she moaned loudly, writhing and shaking her imaginary body until it almost transformed back into golden clouds.Wukong suddenly asked, “By the way, if we’re all in here, then who the fuck is driving?”*Boom~!* The sound of my face smashing into a cliff was really loud and obviously it hurt like a bitch, but I was more worried about Bulma!“Aaah~! Goku~! Help~!” That familiar scream came from below as the 16 year old girl was rolling down the mountainside and smashing into a bunch of tree and rocks. Thankfully she’s a lot more durable now, so it just left a few bruises here and there. Nothing too serious.It was a pain in the ass to find the scattered Dragon Balls and my Power Pole though. Either way, we learned a valuable lesson…Never have a psychic orgy while riding a Flying Nimbus.***“I’m really not a Martial Artist by the way.” Wukong said that as he easily blocked my punches and kicks with his right hand, “But since I have ten times as much Ki as you do, it’s almost like you’re moving in slow motion from my perspective.”“Then limit yourself to my level of Ki!” I retorted as he smacked me across the imaginary grassland, causing a huge ravine to form in the dirt! It hurt, but not that badly. Even in reality, I wouldn’t get hurt so easily.“No way! Then you’ll kick my ass and I’ll get depressed! Hahaha~!” He pointed his right finger at me and I saw a flash of crimson light!“Aaah!” I concentrated my Ki into a ball in front of my chest, like I was going to use a Kamehameha, but just kept it there! The crimson deathray shot out and instantly hit my ball!*Boom~!* The red Ki was bounced off into the distance by the swirling blue aura around my glowing white sphere, creating a catastrophic explosion in the distance!“Noice~!” Wukong gave me a thumb’s up and then raised his left hand above his head, “What about this one?! Hahah! Death Ball!”It was a swirling scarlet orb that looked like it was going to explode at any moment! He held the ball in his palm and chucked it at me so fast that I could barely dodge! But then it turned around and almost hit me in the back!“Boom~!” He shouted and then I opened my eyes, panting… I died. I managed to avoid it, but he detonated it remotely. I didn’t even know you could do that shit with Ki! But I’m learning!With every imaginary death, I can actually feel myself getting a little stronger. It’s not much, but it’s definitely noticeable. Besides, I’m learning and improving my Ki Control. Which in a lot of ways, is more important than just physical strength.The asshole claims that he’s not a Martial Artist, but we’re the same person. He has all of my memories, while I have a lot of his. Not all of them, obviously, but the memories he keeps from me are useless things anyway. Like childhood traumas, teenage traumas, adulthood traumas, the family and friends he lost…I think that if I Reincarnated normally, I probably would’ve forgotten all of that shit anyway.“Have you guys ever thought about fusing together?” Bulma suddenly asked. She was laying on a pink planet she laid on the fluffy golden cloud. I thought it was kinda cheating, but apparently Nimbus doesn’t care enough to throw her off.“Yeah, but unless it’s life or death, I’d rather not.” I smiled wryly and shook my head, “After all, that’d be like… Real death. Even if we died, we could still get brought back with the Dragon Balls. We’d still be ourselves. But if we actually fused together… It’d be like we both died and were replaced by someone else.”“If you can’t fuse, then why not figure out a way to split instead?” Bulma blushed and rolled over so that I couldn’t see her horny face, “I’m just saying… You have a wife and a girlfriend, so wouldn’t it be fair for me to have a husband and a boyfriend?”“That seems fair.” I held her fluffy blue tail gently in my right hand and she moaned softly, her body trembling, “Don’t worry Bulma. I’ll help Wukong figure out the Monkey Clone technique he’s been working on… I know how badly you wanna get fucked in all of your holes at the same time.”“Goku, you idiot! Don’t say it like that!” She flipped over and glared at me, knocking her towel off the side of the cloud… Fortunately I was still holding onto her tail this time or she would’ve fallen into the forest below.“By the way, we should really learn how to fly soon.” I lifted her up and let her sit on my lap while she bent over, flattening out the towel on the cloud again.“No!” Nimbus screamed anxiously, “No fly!”“Nimbus, we can still ride you even if we can fly. But in the future we’ll always be fighting enemies that fly. If we can’t, then we won’t be able to win.” I sighed and patted her soft, golden fluff with my right hand. That spot on my right actually transformed into a butt, so I rubbed it casually.“Speak for yourself!” Bulma retorted as she crawled over onto the towel again, then leaned her head back and rested it in my lap. Blinking her big blue eyes up at me, she stuck out her tongue and giggled, “I’ll learn how to fly, but don’t expect me to be fighting or training. I’m a scientist, not a Martial Artist! If I have to fight to protect the world, then we’re already fucked!”“I’ll fight to protect the world!” Nimbus wiggled her ass against my hand, “As long as you keep riding me! Forever and ever!”“I will.” I patted her ass and squeezed her cheek firmly, “I will keep riding you forever. And we’ll both protect the world. Together.”“I didn’t say I wouldn’t protect the world too!” Bulma blushed as she looked up at my face, “I just said that I wouldn’t be ‘fighting’... Who or what are we protecting the world from, anyway? If it’s some alien, I can ask my Dad to help me make a super-virus that targets that kinda alien specifically… Uh, not you though, Goku.”“I don’t think that’s a good idea.” I started to feel really nervous all of a sudden… Oh well, I’m sure it’ll be fine. Just need to make sure that things never reach the point where my mad scientist girlfriend has to resort to biological warfare.Besides, what fun would that be? The entire point of having evil alien assholes out there is to give me motivation to get stronger and serious combat training. Without them, I would never be able to reach my full potential and then go further beyond!“Plus~!” Wukong suddenly shouted, “Ultra~! Hahah~!”“That makes no sense.” Bulma complained and I nodded in agreement.“Yeah, I don’t really get it.” I shrugged and then took a deep breath, closed my eyes and started Image Training again… I wish I knew how to do this shit sooner.“I’m already starting to regret teaching you this shit so soon.” Wukong grumbled as he kicked me up into the air and then threw a swirling red disk at my face! I dodged, twice, then used both hands coated in Ki to throw the energy discus back towards the annoying bastard! He easily slapped it into pieces and then started lobbing dozens of small crimson Ki Balls that exploded all over the place! Every blast was catastrophic!“Gotta use your Ki to protect yourself dude!” Wukong shouted from the distance as he pointed his right finger at me, “Hahahahaha~!” Then beam after beam shot out at a rapid pace!“Haaah~!” A huge amount of white Ki erupted from my body and swirled around! But then the beams started piercing through and ripping off pieces of my flesh! I tried to keep it up for a few seconds, but one of the beams cut my fucking head off!“Well, better luck next time, I guess?” Wukong caught my head and crushed my facial bones slowly!*Crackle~!* Then I opened my eyes and heard some thunder in the distance… I breathed heavily but the air was much thinner and colder. We were above the storm clouds and the sun was shining down on us brightly.It was so beautiful and peaceful. Especially with Bulma’s gorgeous head in my lap, attached to her sexy body. I could also feel a few hands playing with my monkey tail. Nimbus is so adorable.I miss Chi-Chi though. I bet she’s still on the road to West City with her father.“She is.” Wukong stated casually, “She really misses you a lot. Maybe you should drop by and say hi?”“I do… Kinda feel them nearby.” We traveled across most of the supercontinent, from East to West. Now there’s still a few thousand miles to go until we reach Korin’s Tower. I guess this is close to West City, huh?***“Goku~!” I could hear Chi-Chi’s high-pitched and childish voice before we even got close to the ground! She was flying in the air! No, wait, she wasn’t flying, her father threw her into the sky!“Chi-Chi!” I smirked and stretched out my arms to catch the silly girl while standing on the edge of the fluffy golden cloud! She slammed into my body so hard that I almost got knocked off the other side!“Careful! Damn it, I don’t wanna have to go find the Dragon Balls if we drop them again!” Bulma complained while laying on her left side and eating a big haunch of meat. She was wearing a cute bunny-girl outfit she stole from Oolong. It was a black leotard with blue stockings, red high heels, a white fluffy tail and black rabbit ears on her head. Because of how she was laying, her left boob fell out of her top, but she didn’t really care.“Oh, hi Bulma.” Chi-Chi responded a little coldly to my girlfriend, narrowing her big black eyes until they were almost slits. She was still wearing the same blue bikini armor with a pink helmet, gloves and boots. I think she must’ve had several sets, because I remember the last one being pretty damaged, while this one looks brand new.“Goku said you guys were headed to West City.” Bulma licked the sauce from her lips as she glared back at the younger girl, “Do you need a place to live? My parents have a lot of properties there. I also own a few myself.”“Hmph~! Daddy says we have a few houses there already! We’re not poor!” Chi-Chi stuck out her tongue and leaned forward, pushing her butt back against my crotch.“Hehe, such a cute little brat.” Bulma snickered and took another bite of meat, chewing and swallowing it with a smug expression on her pretty face. Though she did have some barbeque sauce on her nose, cheeks and chin. A big pink tongue stuck out of the golden cloud next to her face and licked it all off though!“Ah!” Chi-Chi screamed in shock, “Goku! The cloud has a tongue!”“I know! It’s really awesome!” I chuckled and hugged the taller girl from behind, pressing my cheek against the armor on her upper back, “It turns out that the Flying Nimbus is actually some kinda magical creature called a Majin! Maybe… We don’t really know for sure.”“Cool!” Well, Chi-Chi wasn’t too worried about it. Obviously not considering the magical cloud a ‘threat’. Instead, she turned around and held my cheeks, while hers were blushing really brightly, “Oh Goku~! I missed you so much! Heheh~! Did you miss me too? No, I know you did! That’s why you came to pick me up and take me with you, right?! Right?!”“I mean, if you don’t have anything better to do?” I shrugged and Bulma giggled behind the girl’s back. I placed my hands on her sexy waist and asked, “Do you wanna come with us to find Kami and make some wishes?”“Of course!” She hugged me tightly and then pushed me away for a moment, before grabbing the back of my hair and pressing her lips against mine! Then she moaned into my mouth while her waist squirmed around in my hands, “Mmnnn~! Unnn~! Umnnn~! Nmmm~!”“You two look so cute together, heheh~!” Bulma commented as she grabbed another haunch of meat and started devouring it rapidly.“Isn’t that natural? We’re husband and wife~! Hehehe~!” Chi-Chi giggled as she knelt down on the cloud with a smirk, while I sat cross-legged to her left.“I still don’t get why this little bitch is considered ‘Pure of Heart’, but I’m not?!” She grumbled and slapped against the golden cloud, but her hand didn’t go through! Instead, there was a loud clapping noise and the golden fleshy ass jiggled a few times before turning into puffy clouds again with a happy giggle.“Oh Goku~!” Chi-Chi suddenly blushed and leaned against my side, “You’re so naughty~!” She whispered in my ear, “But I like it…”“Uh, okay?” I was a little confused at first, but then I felt a familiar hand groping my ass. Nimbus is so cute.“Nnnm~!” Chi-Chi moaned as she rubbed her face against mine, then started kissing my neck, “I love you so much~!”“I love you too.” I replied honestly and noticed that Bulma was pouting, “I also love you Bulma, and you too Nimbus.”“Heheheh~!” Nimbus was really happy and even Chi-Chi didn’t seem jealous, but Bulma… Well, there’s a reason why she’s not considered Pure of Heart and the three of us are.“It kinda pisses me off when you say it that way, not gonna lie.” Wukong grumbled in the back of my mind. But then he chuckled and asked, “Why don’t you bring Chi-Chi in here to ‘train’ with us? She’s a Martial Artist after all. She should really learn some new tricks.”
I trembled a bit and hugged the innocent girl closer to my body. She was bigger than me, but it wasn’t as big of a difference as Bulma and I, so I could still hold her against myself pretty easily.Yeah, I’m not letting that asshole abuse Chi-Chi like that. Dying over and over again is definitely not a pleasant experience. Especially in such brutal ways.“I wouldn’t kill a real Kid, Asshole.” He sighed dramatically, “I’m just talking about ‘normal’ Ki-related training. It’s about time I taught you all how to fly.”“Goku, did you hear someone talking just now?” Chi-Chi asked as she looked around curiously.“That was Daddy Wukong!” Bulma perked up immediately, kneeling on the towel and quickly devouring the rest of her food, giving Nimbus the bones to chew up and swallow easily. She looked at me with a smirk, “I might not be a Martial Artist, but I don’t believe she can learn how to fly faster than me!”“Are we really gonna learn how to fly?!” Chi-Chi widened her big brown eyes in shock, “Wow!”“No! No Fly!” Nimbus shook around and almost knocked the three of us off of her back! She started crying! The clouds above us got darker and lightning crackled, then rain fell on us and the wind blew really hard!“No! The Dragon Balls!” Bulma cried out loudly as she tried to catch two of them before they rolled off, but then she fell forward into the golden cloud and… And she didn’t fall through! It was more like she got stuck inside though.“Nimbus, I told you we’d still ride you even if we could fly.” I sighed and gently caressed her golden fluffy with my left hand, while the right was still wrapped around Chi-Chi’s slender waist, “People can walk, but they still ride cars and stuff. Don’t worry. We’ll never replace you.”“Nnn… Okay…” As she said that, the clouds in the sky actually started spreading out and the bright sunlight shone down on us. I couldn’t help smiling as Chi-Chi moved my wet hair out my eyes, “Sorry…”“It’s okay. I love you, Nimbus. We all love you, right?” I turned to Chi-Chi, who nodded immediately, not really knowing what the fuck was going on but going along with it anyway.“Yeah, I love you too Nimbus!” Bulma giggled and crawled up out of the golden fluff, her costume completely drenched and all sticky, but she wasn’t too worried about it. After all, she’s used to that by now.In the end, we didn’t do any joint Image Training though. I was afraid of making Nimbus upset again. Besides, we’re almost there. We’ll have plenty of time to learn how to fly when we actually make it to the Lookout.Wukong’s original flying accident was a tragedy that I didn’t want Bulma or Chi-Chi to experience.One thing’s for sure though. Even if we did learn how to fly, there’s no way we could be as fast as Nimbus anytime soon. It honestly makes me wonder. How strong is Nimbus anyway? I can sense her Ki, but it’s really weak and subdued. She feels even weaker than a normal person. But that can’t be right. When she got upset earlier, she felt even stronger than Wukong!Unlike Bulma, when I cum inside Nimbus, her aura doesn’t even change at all. I can still feel her presence and she’s still ‘connected’ in the same way, but it’s like my Ki just disappears once it enters her body.Hmmm, I wonder if she can get pregnant?“I don’t know if she can get pregnant, but odds are that she’s using your genes to create a more physical form. A ‘Majin-like’ form. Probably not just genes, but your Ki too. In a lot of ways, she’s kinda like our child.” Wukong’s deep voice rumbled in the back of my mind. Even though he looked like an older version of ‘me’, he sounded more like an Oozaru.“Hey Bulma.” I couldn’t help wondering something after hearing what the bastard said, “Since you used my genes to create that serum, does that mean you’re my daughter?”“Pfft~!” Chi-Chi spat iced tea all over Bulma’s face and tits, “What?!”“Umm…” My cute girlfriend ignored the sticky tea and blushed while turning her head away, “Genetically? Yeah.”“Ah! That makes sense.” I nodded causally and shrugged, “I was wondering why you always called me Daddy. I thought it was just roleplay, but you were just being honest.”“What?!” Chi-Chi was still confused.I patted her on her lower back and explained, “She used my sperm to turn herself into a Saiyan like me, or a Half-Saiyan or something. So that makes her my daughter.”“I heard that, but-but…” Chi-Chi’s face turned bright red and steam actually came out of her ears! She poked her gloved index fingers together and looked down at her hands cutely, “Isn’t incest bad? It’s so… Taboo… And naughty…”“Yeah, but that’s what makes it so hot!” Bulma smirked and stood up on the towel, looking down at us confidently in her sticky and wet bunny suit with drooping ears: “If incest is wrong, then I don’t wanna be right! And I’m always right!”“That doesn’t make any sense. Didn’t you just say it was-”“Shut up.” She cut me off and leaned down, staring into my eyes with her finger on my lips and her left hand on her hip, “Obviously I’m not ‘really’ your daughter, Goku. You’re two years younger than me and you didn’t raise me. Besides, you’re not really a ‘Daddy’ yet. You’re more like a younger brother… Anyway, don’t worry about it. Just kiss me!”“Okay.” I stood up and she knelt down, making the two of us closer to the same height. At least she didn’t have to lean down as much to press her lips against mine. Then her tongue invaded my mouth as usual and the two of us had a quick battle, before she pulled away.“Wow…” Chi-Chi watched us the whole time but didn’t seem to be as jealous as I expected, “Wait, but what about the baby? Aren’t incest babies cursed?”“They’re not cursed.” Bulma pouted and sat down on the towel, “That’s just stupid superstition! Just like the stories of birth defects! It’s all lies! Sure, incest babies might have a higher chance of having genetic issues, but the more different the genes, the harder it is for stuff like that to happen. Our Trunks will be totally fine. I’m Half-Human, Half-Saiyan now. We’re not even really the same species at all. It’s a miracle that aliens can breed with humans in the first place… Even if there was a birth defect and even if I couldn’t fix it myself, we could just ask the Dragon for help, right?”In other words, there’s no point worrying about incest. Not that I was really worried in the first place.“Look!” Chi-Chi suddenly shouted and pointed to the distance behind Bulma’s back.The girl turned around quickly and asked, “Is that what I think it is?”“It has to be.” I was amazed as well… Because in the distance, there was a thin line that was barely visible, but reached up above the clouds: “We’re almost there already. Korin’s Tower.”Our journey to the west was coming to an end. We were finally about to meet that ‘Kami’ guy… Hopefully he’ll be willing to teach us. Otherwise we’ll have to wait until next year and make a wish to learn the Namekian language. Either that or find that Piccolo guy that Wukong talked about.
Author’s Note: I originally wasn’t going to bring Chi-Chi along, but… Idk, looking at the maps I found, it seems like West City is kinda on the way. Also, I’ve seen people say that the Nimbus only flies at Mach 1.5, which is fast, but I’ve also seen Goku ride the fucking cloud across the entire world in a matter of minutes sometimes. I think Goku swam across the entire planet one time, at like super sonic speeds. Not like underwater supersonic, which is slower, but in the air supersonic, in the water. Yeah, there are all kinds of crazy feats like that in the original Dragon Ball, not to mention DBZ.Sometimes they’re moving at relativistic speeds, according to the bullshit I’ve read on Quora, which is absolutely ridiculous by the way. And then FTL speeds in DBZ and beyond. I don’t really know how I feel about that.My assumption is that Ki simply warps reality. Time and space, et cetera. There are many times when people used time-related powers to move faster or slow people down. And not Gods by the way, just regular aliens or Earthlings.With Yamcha acting as Goku, a lot of the original Canon timeline can actually be maintained. Even if Goku isn’t there, Yamcha is actually really fucking talented and powerful. For fuck’s sake, he’s just a Human like Krillin, but the two of them were strong enough to fight against aliens at the start of DBZ(The Siabamen and weaker Saiyans, but then they kept getting stronger after that). In other words, I think Yamcha easily has enough talent to replace Goku’s original growth cycle in Dragon Ball. Which means that Goku/Wukong and their harem can basically do whatever the fuck they want and aren’t tied down to canon events anymore.I don’t want to make them too OP too quickly, but I also don’t want to intentionally hamper their growth to accommodate the original timeline. Thus far in the story, it’s only been like 10 days… Yeah, 10 days, not much time to get stronger or anything. Once Goku/Bulma and even Chi-Chi start training seriously, there’s no way I can keep them at super low Power Levels for very long. That’d be ridiculous.It’s not like there aren’t enemies that they can deal with though. There are all kinds of enemies in DBZ and GT. As for King Piccolo, I’m not sure. He only has like 200-300 power level after being unsealed. Then he dies and gets replaced by his ‘son’, the new Piccolo who everyone is more familiar with… In other words, if Goku gets to 30 Power Level(Basically nothing.) and Wukong takes over for a few seconds(Oozaru mode) then they should be able to easily beat the shit out of him. Which is kinda lame.On the other hand, Slug(the evil Super Namekian) has like… Uh, apparently he has 9k Power Level in his old form, then he can go ‘Super Namek’ and have 900k, which is ridiculous. In his younger form, it was over a million, and then he has a giant form that pushes him up to 3 million something.I know Frieza’s base form is like in the hundreds of thousands, then he goes all the way up to 100 million in his Final Form. But Frieza is more of a ‘sealed state’ situation. His true power level is 100 million and he limits himself down to the hundreds of thousands because he can’t control that much Ki/Power at the moment.Anyway, let me know what you think about potential future plots and enemies. Also, keep giving Wish Suggestions. It kinda feels like every Wish idea I come up with, I realize that either Bulma/Dr. Brief can do it themselves or they can figure out another method to do it. For example, learning Namekian, just ask Kami. Learning Ki Control, literally just learn it themselves or from Kami. Some people suggested learning all Martial Arts, but that feels kinda unnecessary.Magic is a good one, but I feel like Kami could teach them some stuff and there are so many kinds of magic. Magic resistance can probably be trained and learned the hard way. Making Dragon Balls? Kami knows how to do it and you need to be Namekian, but… I mean, they can always create some Gene Serum for that if necessary. Who would become Half-Namekian? Chi-Chi?I kinda feel like the Wishing Dragon is a crutch though. It’s cool, but if they just make a bunch of them and wish for everything all the time, then what’s the point?Of course, there’s also the super OP evil dragons in Dragon Ball GT. Those fuckers were as strong as Beerus, relatively speaking. At least I think they were on the same power scale as the Gods of Destruction in Dragon Ball Super. They were definitely the strongest in the GT Universe at least. Which is completely ridiculous when you think about how weak Kami was when he made the Black Star Dragon Balls. I’m just going to consider those as Non-Canon by the way, because they’re basically on the same level as the Super Dragon Balls(which are the size of planets) but only tiny little regular-sized Dragon Balls and created by a super weak Kami.I think I might do a Wukong perspective(3rd Person) chapter next. Also, how do you feel about Wukong stealing Frieza’s moveset? Whenever I played Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2, Frieza’s moves were always some of my favorites. Then again, my first character was a Frost Demon. Then later I realized that they only had one transformation, which was kinda lame, whereas Saiyans got like 50 different forms they could use(Though I usually ended up just going Super Vegeta and spamming teleporting Kamehamehas). I should really play that game again sometime…

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Chapter 23: Korin*3rd Person Perspective/Wukong*After picking up Chi-Chi, Goku rode on his adorable Pseudo-Majin Nimbus with his other two main Waifus. They crossed over rivers, lakes and mountains, before reaching a forested flatland called the Sacred Land of Korin. The impossible tall space-elevator in the shape of an archaic ‘pillar’ literally reached up into the clouds.“Wow!” Goku couldn’t help being amazed when he saw that line in the distance getting thicker! They crossed over half the world to get here, but they finally made it to Korin’s Tower! It only took less than a day for them to travel that insane distance. That’s adding in all the sex scenes and other bullshit that happened!Then again, considering they were going from East to West, half-way across the world, it’s not that surprising that the sun was still shining brightly when they made it over there. There were times when the position of the sun in the sky actually retreated to the East because of how fast they were flying, then overtook them because they were going East for a while there… Yeah, it was a weird ‘day’.“Mnn… Are we there yet?” Bulma yawned loudly as she lifted her head from Goku’s lap.“It’s so long and skinny…” Chi-Chi said something and then started blushing with her pink gloved hands on her cheeks.Bulma looked up at that gigantic shaft and widened her pretty blue eyes in shock, “Wow! Daddy Wukong wasn’t lying! It really is huge!”“Yeah! Korin’s thingy is really big!” Nimbus giggled as she flew faster towards the tower.“Really? What does Korin look like anyway?” Bulma sat up on the blanket and yawned while stretching her arms up towards the sky.“Wukong said that Korin is an Immortal Cat that’s lived over 800 years.” Goku mentioned it casually, but the two girls were obviously surprised.“Immortal Cat?!” Chi-Chi gasped, “Really?!”“He’s a cat?! Like an actual cat?!” Bulma asked quickly.“I guess?” The little monkey boy shrugged his shoulders and patted the golden fluffy cloud with his left hand, “Nimbus would know.”“Hai-hai~! Korin is cute!” After she said that, the adorable cloud suddenly slowed down as they approached the tower, “Hold on~! Hehehehe~!”“Waiiiaaaaah~!” Bulma screamed as she was thrown off the cloud! Fortunately Goku extended his Power Pole and managed to pierce through her pants, lodging it safely and securely into her asshole! That blue tail wrapped around the pole for dear life as Nimbus darted upwards along the tower!Conveniently, the Dragon Balls and the two ‘pure of heart’ individuals were firmly attached to the surface of the golden cloud. Not even feeling that much wind-resistance as they ascended at hundreds of meters per second!“Yahooo~!” Goku and Chi-Chi cheered, while Bulma just screamed!It wasn’t long before they could barely even see the ground! The air was getting thinner and colder! Then they reached the clouds and passed them!“Gokuu~!” Bulma screamed as she almost slipped off the Power Pole, but the little boy quickly retracted it and held the ‘giant’ woman in his arms. Though the shortened orange pole was still deeply lodged in her ass.“Look!” Chi-Chi shouted as she pointed up at the big bulb that was rapidly approaching!“Heheh~!” Nimbus giggled as she slowed down and zipped through one of the four big holes surrounding that relatively thin tower, “Korin~!” Then she called out the cute kitty-cat’s name while dumping the three passengers off her back, onto the gray stone floor.Although the large circular room was mostly empty, there were actually a few interesting things laying around. For example, three mysterious jars under a short and wide window, a small bathtub under another window, even a small bed with a chest that was right next to where they landed.“Alright, alight, why do ya gotta be so loud in the morning?” A short and fat white fur-ball of a cat waddled into the room from the doorless archway leading to the stairs outside. Korin tapped his wooden staff on the ground as he walked on his hind legs like a human. His eyes were squinted shut, as if he was sleeping.“He really is a cat!” Bulma shouted in shock as Goku yanked the Power Pole out of her asshole with a funny fart noise, “Ugh~!” Then she stood up off the floor and groaned, “I feel kinda dizzy from this crazy altitude.”“That’s normal. You’re not even a Martial Artist.” Korin frowned as he ‘glared’ at the three brats, “In order to receive training, you need to climb the tower the old fashioned way. You can’t just fly here on a magic cloud and expect me to treat you like the others.”“Korin…” Goku suddenly asked, “Why does your voice sound like that?”“Yeah, seriously! You sound like my chain smoking grandma before she died!” Bulma said some rude shit so effortlessly and then started laughing at her own joke.“Alright, that’s it. I’m throwing your asses back down the hole.” The white cat darted over and smacked the two of them across the room with his staff!“Ow!”“Aaah!”Goku rubbed his aching head, while Bulma rubbed her sore ass instead!“Wow! So fluffy~!” On the other hand, Chi-Chi was completely unperturbed and just petted the 800 year old divine cat’s head. Even at 190 Power Level, the poor kitty was still helpless in the face of ear-scritches from an adorable little girl… Well, the little girl was more than twice his height, but he was a cat, so that’s normal.“Alright, cut it out~! Stop that!” Eventually Korin pushed the girl away with his staff and asked the three, technically four of them, “Did you at least bring me some kinda bribe, I mean, offering? You wanna know how to get to Kami, right?”“Wah, we didn’t even say anything yet!” Chi-Chi shouted in surprise, “Wait, can you read my mind?!”“Don’t worry, if your life was a dirty magazine, it wouldn’t have many pages.” The cute pudgy bipedal cat snorted, “Now I know you caught some nice, juicy fish to bribe me with, so hand ‘em over.”“Oh yeah! I forgot about that!” Goku looked over at Bulma’s ass and reached up into her right pocket while grabbing the base of her tail for leverage.“Aannn~!” The ‘giant’ girl knelt down and complained, “Goku~! Not in front of the cat~!”“Found it!” The boy pulled a capsule out of the girl’s pocket and let go of her tail as she panted on the ground. Tossing the capsule over to the smirking white cat, Goku asked, “You’ll tell us how to get to Kami now, right?”“Hmmm…” Korin put the capsule away in the little pantry nearby and then snickered, “Of course not.”“What the fuck?!” Bulma cursed, “Wukong said that all we have to do is ride Nimbus straight up from the roof and we can reach the Lookout ourselves!”“Yeah, but you want Kami to help you guys with those big-ass Dragon Balls, right?” Korin pointed at the seven glowing orbs with his staff, “You think Kami is just gonna help you brats make three wishes without even testing the quality of your character or your Martial prowess?”“Doesn’t he usually just let random people collect and make wishes with the Dragon Balls though?” Bulma rolled her big blue eyes in irritation.“And how many times have people collected the Dragon Balls over the past hundreds of years?” Korin snickered and shook his head, “There’s a reason why you don’t see dragons in the sky every other year. If it came down to it, I’m sure that Kami would have to do something to stop those idiots from making ridiculous wishes like destroying the world or turning everyone into sexy catboys.”“That sounds like bullshit.” Goku sniffed the end of his Power Pole and then wiped it off on Bulma’s orange pant leg, before sheathing it behind his back, “Wukong said that Kami doesn’t really care who uses the Dragon Balls. Even if they use them for evil, he won’t interfere.”“Evil is relative, Kid.” The cat sneered and darted over, smacking the boy on the head with his cane!*Bang~!* Goku’s face smashed into the stone floor and didn’t even leave a dent in the material, “Ow! What the fuck?!”“Am I evil for hurting you?” Korin asked with a smirk on his feline lips. Then he smacked the boy around a bit more, but Goku quickly got up and started fighting back! However, no matter how hard he tried, it was impossible for the brat to even get close to touching the fluffy fat cat…“You’re not evil, but you’re definitely an asshole.” Bulma pouted as she crossed her arms in front of her chest, making her cleavage bulge up out of her Turtle School Gi.“I believe in you, Goku!” Chi-Chi cheered from the side, but didn’t help her husband fight. After all, it was a one-on-one battle and that wouldn’t be very ‘fair’. Though mainly because it didn’t seem like either of them were too serious.*Bonk~!* Korin smacked Goku on the head yet again with his staff! Then he used his little paw to grab the brat’s tail and smashed him around on the floor a few times! But the boy quickly got up and started exchanging blows with the Immortal Cat once again!It was all pretty fucking hilarious from my perspective. Sure, we shared sensations, so I could feel all the same pain and discomfort, but I could also feel the adrenaline surging and the dopamine was just as awesome! Not as good as sex, obviously, but for a Saiyan, fighting and violence is definitely rewarded by their monkey brains. Especially when it’s not too one-sided. When it’s this back and forth dance of battle… So hot!Author’s Note: I was going to make this chapter longer, but I think this is fine. I gotta go to sleep anyway. I always try to make these chapters unnecessarily long. It doesn’t really matter whether it’s 2k or 10k. A chapter should fit the content. I’ve been caught up in ‘length’ lately and forgot that.

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Chapter 24: Divine Ki*Wukong’s Perspective*“Haah~! Haaah~! Haah…” Goku breathed heavily with his legs shaking, but he still managed to stand. His orange outfit was covered in scratches and holes, while his flesh had a lot of bruises and cuts, but nothing serious.“You about done there Kid?” On the other hand, Korin was still totally fine. He wasn’t breathing heavily at all. Just licking his right paw and adjusting the fur on his round head.“I need to eat something first, but I’ll be ready for round two after a few minutes!” The boy obviously wouldn’t be satisfied after only a few hours! I mean, compared to the hellish ‘training’ I put him through, this was actually just a warmup. There was basically no chance that Korin would just randomly decide to actually murder the brat.“Ah, Goku, I made you dinner!” Chi-Chi was actually wearing a blue and red Cheongsam outfit now. Bulma was sitting at a wooden table and gorging herself, while the little girl kept delivering plates of food in a steady stream. Various noodle dishes, seafood, roasted meat, all sorts of delicious meals…“Thanks Chi-Chi! You’re awesome! Hahaha!” Goku ran over and started stealing food from Bulma’s plates!“Hey! Get your own!” Of course, she didn’t want to share at all. But even in an exhausted state, her boyfriend was still much faster and more dexterous!“Hey, wait a minute! That’s ‘my’ food!” Poor Korin didn’t realize it until now, but those little brats were actually eating the fish they bribed him with earlier!*Click~! Tshh~!* With a familiar sound, the cute white cat stiffened and then looked over at the little girl. She opened a small can and poured the nasty-looking contents out onto a paper bowl, then put it on the floor next to the dinner table.“Here you go Kitty! Heheh, my cat used to love this brand-Ow!” Chi-Chi had tears in her eyes as she squatted down and rubbed her aching head, “Why’d you hit me?!”“I hate pate!” Korin complained as it pointed at the gelatinous brown gunk in the paper bowl, “Where’s the gravy?! The sauce?! Pate is useless to me!”“But, but I read that pate was better for kitties than the other kinds, because cats usually just lick away the gravy or sauce…” Chi-Chi blinked her big brown eyes in confusion, “If you don’t actually eat the mean, then you won’t get all the nutrients you need!”“I’m an eight-hundred year old immortal cat, you silly girl!” He retorted angrily, “Besides, I usually just eat senzu beans when I get hungry. One bean can last me a few months at least. If I’m eating cat food, it’s for the delicious taste.”“Wait, what’s a senzu bean?” Bulma was obviously curious, even curious enough to stop gorging herself for a moment to ask some questions, “Can I have some to study?”“No problem.” Korin didn’t bother trading with them. After all, he didn’t really know or care that much about miraculous beans, because he literally had tens of thousands of them. One bean could last him months, while a ‘normal human Martial Artist’ like Chi-Chi might last a few weeks at most. Then there were Saiyans that could probably eat one a day and still be hungry, but he wasn’t offering an endless supply. Just a small pouch of twenty or fifty, he didn’t really count them.“So these are Senzu Beans?” Goku picked one up curiously and sniffed it. Then he took a bite, only half. In an instant, the Godly Ki inside coursed through his body, ‘our’ body! It healed all his wounds immediately and repaired them as good as new! Even better than new! He was almost twice as strong as before! That was only a very, very tiny portion of that bean’s power!“Fuck~! Mmn~!” I couldn’t help moaning as I felt the power course through my Soul! It was just a tiny, itty-bitty piece of a Divine Bean, with almost no Godly Ki involved… But we were so fucking weak that it had a huge effect! Especially on ‘me’. While Goku only saw the physical effects, I could obviously see and feel a lot more than that.“It doesn’t really taste that great.” Goku complained, but he still ate the other half without thinking too much. Then he went stiff and trembled. Of course he trembled! He was already full and healed! All that Ki and Godly Ki was just pulsating throughout his body and my Soul!It was only a moment, but I actually lost consciousness! When I looked around afterwards, I realized that my body was already so huge that my back was pressing on the ceiling! I turned into an Oozaru and lost control! Fuck!“Goku! Snap out of it!” Chi-Chi shouted anxiously while hugging my snout. I licked my ‘nose’ and of course my tongue reached up her Qipao and tasted her delicious nectar. The little girl moaned and trembled, “Kyaaah~!” She let out a cute and silly scream, causing my gigantic cock to engorge…“Goku~! You’re crushing me!” When I heard Bulma screaming, I looked down and realized that she was actually under my penis. As in her entire body was being squished against the stone floor by my dick. My tail whipped across and clashed against Korin’s cane, sending the little kitty cat flying into the wall!“Agh~! My back~!” And then the old bastard was out of commission instantly…“Nnm~! Fuck…” I groaned and quickly looked around, grabbing the adorable golden cloud in my right hand, but my fingers passed through her body!“Shit!” I forgot that Nimbus didn’t consider me ‘pure of heart’, whatever the fuck that means. Breathing heavily, I felt my back pressing up against the ceiling as I knelt on the stone floor. Even at my crazy current Power Level of like 300 or so, I still couldn’t damage the material of Korin’s Tower at all. But Bulma would literally die if I didn’t grab my cock and lift it off her tiny body.“Daddy Wukong? Is that you?!” The tiny blue-haired girl looked up at my face past the gigantic, throbbing pink monkey dick.“Wukong?” Chi-Chi asked from the tip of my nose, “Where’s Goku?!”“Goku is fine… Just unconscious.” I sighed dramatically and lowered the tip of my dick to rub across Bulma’s face, then down her chest and between her legs. She was still wearing that orange training outfit for a moment, but she quickly took it off! I snickered and smiled down at the little brat, “Good Girl, Baby. Yeah, rub your slutty body on my cock.”“Yes Daddy~! Heheh~!” The horny girl crawled up onto my shaft and started sliding her tiny tits and belly across the length, which was basically the size of her whole body. No, maybe six feet long? My entire body wasn’t the full size yet, because there wasn’t enough room. Otherwise it would be even bigger and she might not even be able to pleasure me at all.“Annn~! Unnnh~! Kyaah~!” Chi-Chi made high-pitched noises as I held her in front of my lips and licked between her ‘tiny’ legs. That Qipao was already pulled up over her head, “Goku~! Nn~! Aaah~!”“Wukong! Hehehe! Try now!” I heard a cute voice and looked down at the big golden cloud floating near my dick. I noticed that the outside became less fluffy and more solid-looking. Then two big blue eyes appeared and blinked up at me, followed by a large and wide smiling mouth with thick pink lips. There was no nose, but I didn’t really care about that.“Heheh~! So adorable~!” I smirked and reached down with my free left hand, grasping the Flying Nimbus like she was a giant Oozaru sized fleshlight. I’m pretty ambidextrous, so it wasn’t a problem to slide her lips and mouth down my shaft with my left hand. That long pink tongue whipped around and I could feel it moving all down the bottom of my shaft, or along my urethra. Meanwhile Bulma was still hugging the top of my cock, so more than once, that long tongue reached up around and licked her cunt, asshole, all across her sexy legs… Hell, I was doing the same thing to Chi-Chi’s lower body with my own tongue!“Goku~! I’m sorry~! Waah~! I’m cumming~!” Chi-Chi was so cute! She actually felt guilty for having an orgasm and squirting across my tongue! I couldn’t help slurping her lower body into my mouth and licking around even more violently! But then it seemed like she was getting bigger? No, my mouth was shrinking!I spat the little girl out into my hand again and stared up close at her tiny holes, “Fuck~!” I know she’s only 12, and I know it’s fucked up, but because it’s fucked it, that’s why it’s so much hotter! I let Nimbus suck my cock on her own and held the two tiny girls in my hands like they were little dolls.“Daddy~! Nnnm~! Yes~!” Bulma obviously enjoyed the same treatment as Chi-Chi. I slurped up her whole body up to her neck and almost gagged a little when her toes tickled the back of my thoat, but fortunately Oozaru’s have relatively long mouths or snouts. They were more like monkeys than apes in a lot of ways.“Don’t look~! It’s so embarrassing~!” Chi-Chi finally pushed down her dress to see what I was doing and started blushing even harder than before.“Hehehe~!” I couldn’t help laughing out of my nose as I kept licking around Bulma’s body. She was moaning and crying out loud, but not for long. Because I pressed down Chi-Chi’s sexy ass onto the older girl’s mouth!“Stop~! Unn~! Don’t, don’t lick my butthole~! Aah~!” The little girl struggled and squirmed around in my grip, but that only made her rub her ass and pussy against Bulma’s face even harder! Eventually she screamed and squirted up my nose! Of course, Bulma was also spasming inside of my mouth! I could taste her delicious and familiar juices… Though I did get a lot of hair on my tongue from her tail and pubes. Oh well.I spat Bulma out into my hand and then pressed the two of them together, “Good girls. I’m happy to see the two of you kids getting along so well.” Well, I figure this is probably a pretty good bonding experience, right? Might make things easier on that idiot Goku in the future.“Ugh~! Fuuuck~!” I was getting close! And I was shrinking down smaller! I quickly put the girls on the floor behind Nimbus and grabbed the squishy golden fleshlight with both hands! Squeezing her as tightly as I could, I fucked her throat so hard that my cock popped out the cute little ass that appeared on the other side! I could feel that long tongue reaching down and licking my hairy balls!“Daddy~! Please give me your cum~!” Bulma got up quickly and started tonguing my urethra! Chi-Chi didn’t say anything, but she also stood by the taller girl’s left side and used her hands to rub the bottom of my dickhead!“No! Wait! Don’t do it!” Korin screamed anxiously! But it was too late!*Booom~!* The whole tower shook! The power of my cumshot was like a nuclear explosion! Holy fuck!See, this is why you shouldn’t make decisions when you’re horny. Also why I usually let Goku take control. I can’t be trusted. I’m a menace. Goddamn it… Well, if they’re dead, I’ll just revive ‘em with the Dragon Balls but still…Ugh, Goku is gonna be really pissed when we wake up…*Goku’s Perspective*“Umm…” When I opened my eyes, all I saw was white. Everywhere. Not just white, but creamy white like… Well, it looked like cum, smelled like cum and tasted like cum, so it’s probably just giant monkey cum.*Cough-cough~!* I heard someone coughing and choking, then saw a tall and muscular figure crawling up off the ground in front of me. There was a deep groan and then another cough, before the giant man searched around for something in the gunk that surrounded us. Eventually he found a slimy brown cane and stood up unsteadily. Even though he was over seven feet tall, he kinda hunched his back a bit and looked a little ‘old’. His face was wrinkled and green, while his strong arms had weird yellow ovals around the muscles. There were also lots of lines on his green skin, almost like bark on a tree.“Thankfully I made it in time…” The strange man smirked as he wiped the cum from his face and looked over at the two girls nearby. Obviously it was Bulma and Chi-Chi, but they were knocked out and almost drowning in semen. What the fuck did Wukong do?Oh, that stupid cat was also drenched in cum, but he didn’t die. Oh well.“Heheheh~! That was fun!” On the other hand, Nimbus was giggling and slurping up the semen all around the room like it was a tasty treat. The golden cloud looked like she was gripped and squished by giant fingers, but her body was swelling rapidly as she devoured more and more cum.“Shit… Ugh~!” Korin groaned as he stood up unsteadily and leaned on his cane, “You little brats are cleaning this shit up! And you owe me ten, no, a hundred fish! And a thousand cans! No pate!”“Whatever.” I shrugged and looked down at my naked body, “Damn it. I ruined my clothes again…” My Power Pole and the Dragon Balls were somewhere in the room, but submerged under a bunch of sticky white sperm.*Cough-cough-cough-haak~!* The green guy started choking loudly and then his throat swelled up! Gagging for a few seconds, he vomited out a fucking giant egg that flew out and hit me in the chest so hard that I was sent flying across the room and into the wall! No, not the wall! It was the window! And it broke!“Aaaah!” I screamed and called out, “Nimbus~!” But then I realized that my body slowed down… I looked down and saw the forest below, then looked back up at the huge bulb at the top of that tower. I thought about moving closer and my body actually moved!“Holy shit! I can fly!” I landed inside of the cum-filled giant room and handed the big white egg over to the old bastard, “Here ya go… By the way, who are you anyway?”“I’m… I’m Kami, God of the Earth. I’m the one you’ve been searching for…” The old guy coughed a few times and looked at the egg in my hands with an awkward expression on his wrinkly face, “Uh… You can keep it.”“I am kinda hungry-”“Jesus Christ!” Wukong suddenly shouted in my mind, “You’re not allowed to eat it!”“You can’t eat it!” Kami also yelled at me at the same time. Then he coughed a few times and cleared his throat, “Umm… Perhaps I should take the egg instead-”“No way!” I held it to my chest and shook my head, “You said I can keep it, so it’s mine now. Since I can’t eat it, then I’ll just have to hatch it and keep it like a pet.”“It’s not a pet!” The old man glared at me and took the egg from my hands before I could react, “You’re clearly far too immature to raise a child.”“I don’t know about that.” I shrugged and pointed at the two girls that were sleeping in a puddle of cum, “My wife and girlfriend are already pregnant, so I’ll be having at least two kids in the near future. I think I’ll be a pretty good Dad.”“At least your confidence is impressive enough.” Korin snickered on the side and then vomited out a slimy white furball, “A thousand fish!”“Anyway, Kami!” I ignored the stupid cat and smiled up at the giant green guy with antenna on his forehead, “We came here so that you could teach us the Namekian Language! Then we can make three wishes on those big-ass Dragon Balls!”“I know…” He nodded seriously and then frowned, “I refuse.”“Wait, why?!” I pointed at the egg he was hugging against his chest, “I gave you an egg! The least you could do is teach us Namekian, right?!”“You gave me an egg! That’s why I’m not going to teach you the language of my people! You children are completely irresponsible and I can’t imagine the horrors you’ll unleash when you Summon Porunga!” He coughed a few more times after that and a big glob of cum dripped down from the ceiling, landing on his bald head with a ‘splat’. The ‘old man’ trembled a few times and grimaced, “However… I believe you three… Four, have a lot of potential. Come with me to the Lookout and I will train you in Martial Arts. Prove to me that you can be responsible and worthy enough to be trusted with that power…”“This dude didn’t even know that he was a Namekian until he probably eavesdropped on us.” Wukong snorted in the back of my mind.“We could just go ask that Piccolo guy if you won’t teach us.” I spread my hands and watched the old bastard scowl, cum dripping down across his eyes until it was suddenly blasted away from his body by a wave of Ki!He seemed angry for a moment, but then calmed down and sighed dramatically, “Fine… But while you learn the language of my people, you will stay at the Lookout and I will train you myself. This is non-negotiable.”“Fine by me.” I shrugged, then looked around at the semen-soaked room which had a few clean spots, “Hey Nimbus, can you clean this place up for us while we go to the Lookout?”“Okay~! Heheh~! Your cummies are so tasty!” Well, at least she was enjoying herself.I walked over and picked up the two naked girls, while some random fat guy picked up all the Dragon Balls and put them on a flying carpet. I grabbed the Power Pole with my teeth and followed the two of them onto that magic carpet… It only took us a few seconds to fly up even higher into the sky, where I could barely breathe.Chi-Chi and Bulma managed to sleep through that change somehow. Maybe it was because their bodies were pumping out so much Ki after ingesting all that cum? Who knows? Either way, it only took a few moments before we saw the floating temple in the sky!It was just floating there. Not even connected to anything!“Wow! That’s awesome!” I commented as I looked around at the gigantic white tile blocks that were everywhere. There were also a handful of trees along the edges of the circle. With two small rows where we came in, then a few more in front of the sides of the fancy house where Kami lives.There were also a few towers around the house, with little round areas. No, maybe they aren’t that small, but they’re nowhere as big as Korin’s house.https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/c/c4/Dragon_ball_z_attack_of_the_saiyans_24.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100816151014“This place is pretty cool!” It was a little chilly, but also kinda awesome. The green guy seemed a little happy to hear me say that, though he frowned again once he looked down at the white egg in his hands.“Unng~! Goku~!” Chi-Chi suddenly started squirming around after I hopped down from the magic carpet.“Ugh~! What the fuck happened?” Bulma pulled the sticky orange pole off her face and looked around in confusion, “Was it just a dream or did Daddy Wukong really turn into a giant monkey and try to fuck us?”“Is that what happened?” I scratched my head and my fingers got stuck in my cummy hair, “Ugh, I need a shower. Hey, Kami! Where’s the bathroom around this place anyway?”“This way please.” Instead of Kami, it was the weird fat guy with pitch-black skin, no nose and pointy ears.“This is Mister Popo, my Assistant. Please follow him to the bathhouse.” After saying that, Kami looked at the egg in his left hand and sighed dramatically again. He seemed to be thinking about a lot of complicated bullshit.“What’s so fucking complicated?” Wukong snickered in my mind, “Dude just took a nuclear cumblast to the face and laid a fertilized egg. He’s definitely rethinking his life choices right about now.”What’s the point in rethinking life choices? Just make better ones in the future. Problem solved.Anyway, does that mean we had another baby? Kinda weird, but whatever. I’m sure it’ll turn out fine.“I’m not really worried about it either. Hahahaha~!” The bastard cackled and gave me a headache, “I’m just wondering what the fuck a Saiyan-Namekian is gonna look like? Anyway, good luck with training… I’m gonna take a nap.”That’s probably for the best. I can think a lot more clearly when Wukong’s not around.I’m actually really excited to start training again! Not Wukong’s Imagine Training where he just murders me over and over again with energy attacks, but like actual, real, normal Martial Arts training!This is gonna be awesome!“Wait, we’re gonna be training Martial Arts?! Goku! I need to go to school in a month!” Well, Bulma was still obsessed with ‘school’ for some reason.“Yay~! I can’t wait to start training with my husband!” Chi-Chi was a lot more cheerful and excited.I looked at their sexy asses that were dripping with cum and followed behind them towards the giant building in the distance, “Don’t worry Bulma, as long as you can learn Namekian fast enough, you can still go back to school in time. And don’t forget about the Gravity Chamber you promised to make us.”“Ah, oh yeah! I need to go home though… I have so much work to do…” Bulma grumbled and then glanced back at me with a smirk, “What if I created a clone of myself who could go to school instead of me?”“I always wanted to go to school!” Chi-Chi looked at me and took my hand, “Goku! Let’s go to school together! Heheh~!”“Uh…” I wanted to refuse, but she looked so happy just thinking about it… Hmmm, maybe Wukong can make a Clone and go to school with her instead?“I would rather die, again.” He obviously wasn’t ‘napping’, “If you wanna go to school like a little kid, then go ahead. I’ll be busy gangbanging Bulma and her Mom with my clones.”“Listen Kid.” Bulma slapped Chi-Chi’s right shoulder and cum splashed onto my face, almost hitting my eyes! She smirked and explained, “School isn’t as glamorous and awesome as they make it out to be in TV Shows or Movies. It’s just a bunch of stupid kids forced into socializing with each other while learning at a snail’s pace. I don’t really have that many friends, or any friends, but I just wanna go back and show off the fact that I’ve got a strong and sexy boyfriend now!”“I wanna show off my strong and sexy husband too!” Chi-Chi grinned at me, then patted her flat belly with blushing semen-stained cheeks, “I also wanna go to school and learn stuff too. That way I can teach little Gohan when they’re born. Just like my father taught me.”“My Dad taught me most of what I know too.” Bulma sighed and ran her fingers through her sticky hair, “I mostly went to school because my Mom wanted me to be more like a ‘normal’ kid… And later, I just wanted to find a cute boyfriend… The point is that I guess I really don’t ‘need’ to go back to High School next month.”“Yeah, I don’t need to go to school at all.” Chi-Chi giggled, turned around and leaned down to kiss me suddenly. She was still walking backwards for a few seconds before she turned around again and started skipping forward faster, “I’ll be too busy raising Gohan anyway! Hehehe~! I can’t wait to be a mother~!”“I feel like Chi-Chi is overly optimistic about motherhood…” Bulma sighed and shook her head, “Come on Goku, let’s go take a bath. My head is killing me. The air up here must be way too thin…”“Yep. I’m getting used to it though.” I snickered and followed after the two of them. Well, the three of us followed Mister Popo. But he walked really fast! It’s so weird. It looked like he was barely moving his legs, but we could never catch up with him!Before I realized it, we were at the bathhouse…
Author’s Note: Debating whether to write a bathhouse sex scene or have them move onto the training. Goku and Wukong really need to learn how to control the power of their cumshots or by the time they reach 10k+ Power Level, they’re gonna be destroying planets by accident. Hell, Goku only needs to reach 1k Power Level and Wukong will be at 10k in Oozaru Form. Which makes me realize that they’re actually not that far away from being strong enough to start dealing with DBZ level characters soon.For example, right now Vegeta is only 17. Which isn’t super young and he’s still probably at like 5k Power Level, but that’s really not so far off anymore. Gine is only like 1500 Power Level. Raditz is probably like 500-1k at the moment. Sure, the other Saiyans can also use their Oozaru Forms to get stronger, but Low Level Warriors like Raditz and Gine wouldn’t be able to control themselves or enter Oozaru so easily. While Vegeta and Nappa… I mean, they’re arrogant and stupid enough that they might never get the chance to enter Oozaru if Wukong was the one ‘Fighting’ instead of Goku.Actually, I’ve thought about some other tricks. Gine was probably 1500 Power Level at her death, at about 25-ish. In other words, if Goku/Wukong brought her back to life at a much younger age or something like that, then she would be weaker and easier to deal with… Then again, like I said, 1500 Power Level is massive, but also insignificant.In early DBZ, they start off in the hundreds and Raditz almost murders them all with only 1500ish Power Level. Then later the fucking Saibamen have 1200 power level… Not just that, but Goku goes from a few thousand Power Level to a few million in what? A month or two?I kinda feel like the power levels in DBZ are completely arbitrary. Then in DBS, they kinda do away with Power Level altogether. People still try to calculate things like that, but I definitely remember seeing Goku and Vegeta fighting Beerus in normal Super Saiyan Forms. In other words, the fact that they can even fight Beerus as Super Saiyans at all, means that the benefits of the forms become progressively less important after the power levels reach a certain point… Maybe.In Xenoverse 2, the Super Saiyan Forms can be just as good or better than the stronger SSG Forms. Like Super Vegeta was the one I always used because it boosted Ki Blasts(Basically Kamehamehas, Death Beams and shit like that) while the normal Super Saiyan Forms were more based on physical attacks or Strikes. I think? It’s been a while since I played the game.In that Game, the Time Patrollers would go to different time periods and get scaled up or down so that they could fight on relatively equal footing. There was still RPG style progression, but whether you were level 1 or 99, you could still fight Beerus with Raditz as a teammate. Or vice versa.You can even beat up Whis and Vados, though they always have voice lines indicating that they’re not actually trying. Like you can beat Whis into the ground in a matter of seconds and he’ll just be like, “Oh no, you beat me~!” Or some bullshit like that… Also, I just tried to find the voice line I was thinking of and came across this video of Whis Voice Clips and… Well, enjoy lol.And that led me down the rabbit hole to Android 18 grunting, groaning and screaming for like 4 minutes…You’re welcome lol.

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Chapter 25: Porunga*Goku’s Perspective*
I was excited to start training right away, but we were actually awake for a really long time. According to Mister Popo, Kami went to bed before we even got out of the bath so… Yeah, we just went to bed too.“Unn~! Goku~! Goku~! Aaah~!” Chi-Chi’s cute voice woke me up in the morning. Not just her voice though. She was riding on my waist with her sexy cheeks spread wide. Lifting her little ass up and down, well, only little compared to Bulma.“Nnnng~! Phew~!” Speaking of which, she was snoring and laying on her back with her arms spread. My tail was tangled around hers all night and even now. I reached over and massaged her left breast, while she just smiled and kept drooling in her sleep.“Chi-Chi, your pussy feels really nice.” I complimented the girl and she giggled happily in response.“Thank you Goku~! Aaah~! I love your penis!” She lifted her ass up and slammed it down over and over again at a rapid pace! The bed was really strong though, hell, it barely even shook!*Clap-clap-clap-clap-clap~!* I could feel her ridges rubbing along my shaft and every time she slammed down, the tip of my penis actually touched the back of her vagina. She was tightening up again, whimpering and moaning as she collapsed back onto my chest. Since our sizes were kinda different, the back of her head basically smacked into my forehead!“Aaah~! Unnn~! Gookuu~!” Chi-Chi screamed my name as I used my fingers to rub her clit rapidly. I also grabbed her left breast and pinched her nipple, playing with it pretty roughly.“I love you…” I whispered in her left ear as I started cumming! It feels so good to just… Cum whenever I wanna cum. No holding back. I didn’t have to worry about hurting her, because she wasn’t weak. My semen flooded inside her tight cunt, then our combined juices squirted out across my balls and got all over our thighs!“I love you too Goku, hehehe~!” She flipped over quickly and cum sprayed all over our legs even more. Then she kissed my face, cheeks, neck, chest, before moving up to my lips and sticking her tongue inside of my mouth. My tail tightened around Bulma’s and she moaned in her sleep.“Daddy… Nnm, Goku, unn, Wukong… Heheh~! Mommy… Trunks…” As she muttered those names, the horny girl rolled onto her side and started hugging the two of us. Then she grabbed Chi-Chi’s ass and whispered, “Sis…”“Nn~!’ The little girl blushed and asked, “Umm, Goku… What should we do?”“Ah… Well, I guess I could lick her pussy and you can sit on her face?” I made a casual suggestion and Chi-Chi actually went with it immediately.Well, it wasn’t exactly how I expected though. I ended up laying on Bulma’s belly and licking her clit from that angle, while Chi-Chi sat on Bulma’s mouth and started licking my asshole. She was really getting into it too! It reminded me of Bulma…“Unn~! Mnnn~!” I couldn’t help moaning as she jerked me off onto Bulma’s belly! My tail wrapped around her neck and locked her face against my ass, but that just made her moan louder!As I sucked on Bulma’s clit and sniffing her musky scent, I looked up and saw that creepy man just standing there, watching us. Mister Popo didn’t say anything. He just held my Power Pole and suddenly smacked me in the head with it!“Ow!” I obviously couldn’t protect myself from the first attack, but even the second and third strikes were impossible to see or defend against!“A Martial Artist should never let their guard down.” Mister Popo chuckled with a smirk on his big red lips, “More importantly, a group of mortal children shouldn’t be fornicating in Kami’s Temple.”“Mnn~!” Chi-Chi yelped into my asshole after that pole smacked her in the head next! Of course, I couldn’t help cumming all over Bulma’s belly and then got slapped in the head by an orange stick again! Totally ruining my orgasm!“Cut it out!” I blocked my head but then he stabbed the pole into my mouth! I bit it, and he pulled me off of Bulma’s belly, slamming my back down onto the stone floor!“Goku!” Chi-Chi screamed as she jumped off of Bulma’s body and started attacking Mister Popo with a bunch of quick jabs!“What’s the deal?! Why’d you stop-aaack~!” Bulma screamed as my back smacked into her chest and the two of us went flying off the bed!“Aah!” Then I saw Chi-Chi getting kicked in the face and sent flying up into the ceiling, before bouncing off and smacking into the stone floor!“What’s going on?!” Bulma pushed me off her naked body and I quickly rolled out of the way, then dodged the power pole that was shooting out towards me like a spear! The bastard stabbed dozens of times, which I managed to avoid, but then he was suddenly behind my back!“Aaagh~!” I groaned in pain as he grasped my tail and then lost control of my body for a moment as he threw me into the air, then smacked me with the Power Pole! I felt like my ribs were gonna break and then my head hit the ceiling, the floor, eventually I flew out the window and landed on the giant white tiles between rows of palm trees!“What the fuck?” I looked down and realized that I was wearing an orange Turtle School outfit! At first I thought the bastard managed to put the clothes on me, but then I saw Bulma screaming as she flipped around through the air and a beam of light struck her back. Within a moment, her body was covered by a similar orange outfit, though it fit her chest a lot better than the ones I stole from Roshi’s house.“Aaah~!” Then Chi-Chi screamed as she did a few flips in the air, landing lighting on her feet. A beam came from the distance and struck her back, instantly creating a blue Chinese dress with red pants and shoes. Basically the same outfits we were all wearing before they got destroyed.“Goku~!” As Bulma screamed, I jumped up and caught her in my arms! Then… I floated there! I forgot I could fly now!“Be careful! He’s really strong!” I gave them a warning as I landed next to Chi-Chi and looked around cautiously. I couldn’t see Mister Popo though… Only the green-skinned old guy named Kami. He was standing majestically near the edge of the Lookout and… Well, he was looking out at the clouds and world down below.“Don’t worry. Mister Popo won’t truly harm you.” Kami chuckled and shook his head, turning to face the three of us as we walked over. Then he started talking as his red cape whipped around behind his back because of the strong winds.“I remember when I was your age… I was a much different person back then. Obsessed with power and Martial Arts. I never truly understood why I was so much more talented than everyone else… I became arrogant and cocky. In fact, I still didn’t truly understand that I was a Namekian, an ‘Alien’, until just recently.”The old man frowned, “I had my suspicions of course. Especially when I saw your pod fall from the heavens not too long ago… You’ve grown much in these past twelve years, Goku. But you have so much more potential. I only hope that you don’t make the same mistakes that I made in my youth.”“You mean splitting myself into two people?” I scratched my head and smiled wryly, “I think it’s a little too late for that, right?”“No. It isn’t too late at all, Child.” Kami chuckled and walked over to me slowly, placing his giant hand on my forehead and closing his eyes. I closed my eyes too and then saw the old man, but he looked a lot younger suddenly. Taller and stronger. He was standing in front of Wukong! Even though Wukong looked shorter and not as muscular, he was wearing a Turtle School outfit and floating a few feet off the ground. The two of them were staring at each other at eye-level.“Ummm… You gonna say something or what?” My older self looked a little confused and annoyed, spreading his hands as he asked, “Well?”“Oh, sorry, I just didn’t expect you to be so eh-hem…” The young-looking old bastard was actually blushing and turning his head away in embarrassment! What the fuck?! Eventually he looked back and forth between the two of us and explained, “I wanted to thank you both. Although you certainly didn’t do it on purpose, you have allowed this old man to become a father again… For that, I am grateful.”“Can’t you just wish yourself younger or immortal?” I couldn’t help asking, “You made the Dragon Balls, right? And with your strength, it should be super easy to find them and make a wish.”“Well, yes, I suppose I could do that if I so desired.” Kami chuckled and shook his head, “Just because you ‘can’ do something, doesn’t mean that you should, Goku.”“Yeah, and besides, even if he dies, he won’t really be ‘gone’.” Wukong snickered and landed lightly on the grass next to me, patting my head like I was a little kid, “Death ain’t really the end. It’s just the beginning of another Isekai story. Well, either that or…” He smirked and looked over at the big white egg that was floating behind Kami’s back, “There are ways to die without dying. Life without living.”“I don’t get it.” I slapped his hand away and ruffled my hair to make it spiky again.“Namekians can fuse with each other to become stronger and live longer. Or something like that.” Wukong shrugged and turned towards Kami, “I’m guessing you got the idea from looking at our situation, huh? You wanna copy me and live vicariously through our kid?”“Of course not.” The young-looking Kami shook his head and explained, “Long ago, I separated myself into two entities… I’m going to fuse with my other half. I’ve been planning this for a very long time. I only needed a contingency to make sure that my plan didn’t bring the world to ruin. I need someone strong enough to… Deal with me, should I fall to my darker impulses and desires.”“How much stronger are you gonna get?” I asked while getting closer and checking out the giant man’s body. I patted his crotch and raised an eyebrow, “Are you a girl?” No, it didn’t really feel like he had a pussy. It was just kinda… Flat?“For fuck’s sake Goku, I told you they were asexual. Stop being so creepy.” Wukong grabbed my tail and pulled me away from the green ‘guy’.“Eh-hem…” Kami cleared his throat and crossed his muscular arms in front of his bulging chest, looking a little embarrassed in his white sleeveless dress, “I’m actually not quite sure. I don’t even remember my true name anymore. Much less how powerful I was before separating myself…”“If I had to guess, I’d say about a thousand, maybe two-K power level at most.” Wukong said that, but even Kami didn’t seem to know what the fuck he was talking about. He spread his hands and explained, “Maybe five to ten times stronger than you are now. In other words, Goku needs to get way stronger before you can even think about fusing safely.”“Ah, yes, that is why I feel the need to train you myself…” Kami said that, but I know he was leaving some shit out. Like the fact that he was afraid we’d go to Piccolo to learn Namekian instead.“If you wanna train us then train us!” I wiggled my tail out of Wukong’s hand and jumped in front of the green guy again, “What kinda training do we need to do?”“Although you are incredibly talented, Goku, you still have much to learn in the ways of Martial Arts.” His antennae twitched a bit as the world around us changed. No, not us. Wukong was gone and in front of me was that old bastard again. Bulma and Chi-Chi were standing to my left and right, looking between the two of us in confusion.“Umm, what’s up? When are you gonna teach me Namekian?” The sexy blue-haired girl reached up high and waved her hand in front of Kami’s face.“Namekian?” The old guy seemed confused for a moment, before he regained his senses and then chuckled. “Ah, yes, Namekian… Well, once you’ve proven that you can be trusted to make those three wishes unsupervised, I shall teach you Namekian.”“Can’t we just have you help us make the first three wishes now?” I looked over towards the temple, where I could kinda sense the Dragon Balls… After all, I did ejaculate all over them before. They were placed in a room with that big egg.“What would you wish for?” Kami raised his hairless right eyebrow.“Umm…” I scratched my head and looked over at Bulma’s ass, seeing the pretty blue monkey tail wiggling around. Then I smirked and told him, “My first wish is to make all the other Saiyans in the universe into girls besides me!”*Cough~!* Kami choked and blinked a few times, “Eh-hem, umm, a very interesting wish… Have you considered the negative influence something like that would have on your species?”“What negative influence?” I shrugged and Bulma giggled, “Right now there are only a few Saiyans left. Wukong says that most of the other Saiyans are evil monsters that go around wiping out civilizations to sell the planets for money. And they’re all boys. Since they’re bad guys, I might as well turn them into good girls, right?”“Aww~! Goku, you’re so cute~!” Chi-Chi hugged my left side, while Bulma patted my head and snorted before laughing even harder.“Hahaha~! Wait-” Bulma stopped laughing suddenly and asked me, “Goku, you can’t be serious… Why don’t you just wish for the ability to turn anyone into a girl?”I nodded, “I guess you’re right-”“No!” Chi-Chi and Kami shouted at the same time!First she complained, “No way! A few little monkeys are fine, but I don’t wanna share MY husband with so many other girls!”“It’s best not to wish for anything too exaggerated.” Kami wiped the sweat from his wrinkled green forehead with a handkerchief that was handed over by Mister Popo. Wait, when the fuck did he get there?!“Aww… I was gonna say, what if we brought all the Saiyans back to life and turned them into girls?” I let out a long sigh as the old bastard sweated even harder.“How about no?” He refused immediately, “From what you just said, bringing back all of the Saiyans would be a terrible curse on the Universe.”“More importantly, it’d definitely let Frieza know that something was up.” Wukong snickered in the back of my mind, “I don’t give a shit about most Saiyans anyway. I only care about Gine. I don’t even wanna bring back Bardock. Just Gine. She’s mine.”“Couldn’t we just bring back our Dad and turn him into a second Mom though?” I didn’t really understand, but whatever.“Eh-hem… So, you want to turn all the Saiyans in the Universe into females.” Kami breathed a sigh of relief, “And resurrect your mother, Gine?” I guess he could hear Wukong too?“Yeah…” I scratched my head and asked, “What do you guys think the third wish should be?”“Immortality?” Chi-Chi suggested.“Isn’t that kinda overpowered?” Bulma was skeptical, “Even if we can be immortal, there’s definitely some catch to it!”“To put things into perspective, Master Roshi is technically Immortal.” Wukong chuckled, “So Immortality doesn’t mean you never age anymore. Eternal Youth is something else. Honestly, I’m not too worried about aging. There are tons of ways to become ageless or reverse aging. As long as we become actual Gods or Bulma creates some ‘serum’, we’ll be fine.”“Daddy, it’s not that easy to create an immortality drug, okay?” Bulma complained, “My Dad made one a long time ago and couldn’t make a second one, so he just gave it to my Mom.”“Of course he did.” I rolled my eyes and turned back towards the startled old man, “Something else then?”“Ah! Goku! I have a dead Mom too!” Chi-Chi tugged on my arm while jumping up and down, “Do you think we can resurrect my mother too?! My father will probably be really lonely without me!”“I’m sorry Child…” Kami sighed and shook his head, “The Dragon Balls can only restore a life that was lost through unnatural means. Your mother died of sickness a whole decade ago…”He must’ve read her mind. Or maybe he just watched it happen back then? He is supposed to be a God after all.“Why not?!” Bulma shouted in irritation before Chi-Chi could even say anything, “Who made these stupid rules?!”“Goku… *Sniffle~!*” Chi-Chi went from being excited to bawling her eyes out on my shoulder within a few seconds, “I want to bring my mother back to life… Waaah~!”“It’s actually not impossible.” As soon as Wukong psychically said that, Chi-Chi stopped crying and everyone was staring at me, “It’s actually super easy, barely an inconvenience. You don’t even really need the Dragon Balls either. Just go to the Underworld, find her Soul or Soul Body, then bring her back to the living world. Bulma can create a cloned body or some kinda android and bam! There ya go!”“Ah! Wait, then if we can just do that, why bother using a wish to bring back your Mom, Goku?” Bulma patted my head a few times with an irritated expression on her pretty face.“Wukong wants her to have her original body?” I shrugged, “He also said that Earth’s Dragon Balls can’t bring anyone back to life that’s been dead for a long time.”“What if we used the Namekian Dragon Balls to upgrade the Earth Dragon Balls?” Bulma made a great suggestion!I looked towards the embarrassed Kami, “Do you think that’s possible? Could we use a wish to make Earth’s Dragon Balls better?”“Umm, I suppose… That wouldn’t necessarily be something too dangerous or harmful.” He rubbed his chin and frowned, “Though we will need to be more careful in the future. We can’t simply allow Mortals to collect the Dragon Balls and make wishes as easily.”“But you said you were stopping them before, right?” Chi-Chi complained, “Why does it seem like you’re targeting us specifically?”“Because he is.” Bulma crossed her arms in front of her chest and asked, “So? Are you gonna help us make our wishes now or are you gonna drag this shit out even longer?”“I’m actually kinda looking forward to the training…” I grumbled, “Can’t we make the wishes later?”“Perhaps we really should get this over with now?” Kami sighed dramatically and tapped his staff on the ground. Suddenly the seven big Dragon Balls appeared in front of us, floating a few meters in the air and blinking while making that annoying noise!“Eh-hem~! Come out, Dragon!” He shouted and then started blushing on his green cheeks again. Then he yelled again, but in a language I didn’t understand… Nothing happened.I felt a weird flash of memory in my head and shouted, “Takkaraputo popurunga pupirittoparo!”*Boom~!* Thunder crackled and the skies went dark! Even though we were above the clouds, even more clouds formed above us! Then a truly massive green monster emerged from the Dragon Balls! It had the lower body of a snake and the upper bide of a beefy lizard man, with a long fin along his back, big black horns on his face and head, plus some horns on his shoulders. His underbelly was cream colored, but his back and head were all covered in green scales. Well, besides his chin.“Wow!” Chi-Chi shouted excitedly.“Holy shit!” Bulma screamed as she crouched down and hid behind me!“Oh my.” Mister Popo actually seemed surprised as well.“So you knew how to summon Porunga all along?” Kami asked me, but I just shrugged. I didn’t have time to answer, because the gigantic dragon started talking to us.“You who have gathered all seven Dragon Balls! State your wishes!” He stared down at us with those glowing red eyes, “I shall grant any three wishes within my power… As long as I feel like it.”“As long as he feels like it?!” Bulma shouted loudly but the giant dragon ignored her nonsense.“Mighty Porunga! Our first wish-”“You have to ask him questions in Namekian.” I interrupted Kami, who coughed and cleared his throat in embarrassment again. Seriously, he’s always so embarrassed all the time. It’s gotta be exhausting.Then he spoke in Namekian to make the first wish…“Hmmm… I see.” Porunga hesitated for a while as he rubbed his scaly chin, “Very well. Your wish has been granted. From now on, all Saiyans within this Universe except for Kakarot will be female.”“Wait a second, doesn’t that mean that even all our kids will be girls?” Chi-Chi asked with a worried expression, “I really wanted to have boys though!”“I can always give them a sex change.” Bulma suggested, making a snipping motion with her right hand fingers.“No way!” Chi-Chi retorted angrily.“Umm, maybe we should make the other wishes now?” I looked back and forth between the two girls, then turned to Kami.“Oh, yes, sorry…” He seemed to regain his senses before returning to a serious expression and shouting up at the gigantic dragon… Something in Namekian again.“Gine, the Saiyan, mother of Kakarot and Raditz…” He spoke to Kami, as if to confirm that he had gotten the right person and after receiving a positive response he explained, “If I resurrect her, she will likely die again within a short period of time. Are you certain you wish to complete the wish as you’ve stated it?”“Wait, don’t resurrect my Mom in outer space!” I shouted after realizing the problem.“I see… How should I phrase the wish exactly?” Kami asked me, but he was actually asking Wukong.“Wish for Gine to be resurrected here, right in front of us.” The voice in my head spoke seriously, “In a coma.”“Wait, what?” I wasn’t the only one that was surprised and confused, even Porunga looked at me strangely.“Gine might be a relatively gentle Saiyan, but she’s still a Saiyan.” Wukong snickered, “So unless you want an uncontrollable maniac who has likely destroyed several worlds to be let loose on the Earth, I think it’s probably best if she’s either in a Coma or some kinda stasis. At least until we’re strong enough to keep her under control.”“We could also cut off her tail to make sure she doesn’t turn into a Great Ape.” Bulma made a suggestion.“Is it really necessary to resurrect your mother at this time?” Kami asked, “Is there anything else you’d rather wish for?”“I can think of a lot of things, but I don’t wanna take any chances with my Mom.” Wukong sighed in the back of my mind, “Who the fuck knows what kinda hell she’s experiencing right now in literal Hell? Just make the damn wish.”“Wait, I have an idea!” Bulma shouted suddenly, “What about a pocket dimension?! What if we brought back planet Vegeta, placed it in a pocket dimension like one of my hoi poi capsules and then resurrected your Mom inside there?!”“That would be far more than a single wish.” Porunga bellowed in a deafening voice, “I believe I could do it with two.”“What about upgrading Earth’s Dragon Balls though?” I asked, “I feel like that’d be a better wish, right? We can upgrade the Dragon Balls and then make three wishes all the time.”“I can’t upgrade other Dragon Balls. I can grant a Namekian the knowledge necessary to make more advanced Dragon Balls however… I won’t bother to charge you a wish for this one.” Porunga’s eyes glowed brightly and then Kami looked dazed for a moment, before he clenched his head and groaned.“Thank you… Thank you Porunga!” The old man shouted at the dragon while standing upright again. Breathing out a long sigh, he turned towards me and asked, “Wukong, are you certain you wish to resurrect your mother in a coma?”“Coma might be a little sketchy…” I couldn’t help but suggest, “Why can’t we just make her weaker or something?”“I can do that easily enough.” Porunga smirked on his giant draconic face, “Is that your second wish?”“Yep.” I nodded seriously and before Kami even said anything, the Dragon’s eyes glowed bright red! Then a sexy, naked woman appeared on the ground in front of me. She had a pretty face that was kinda similar to mine. Spiky black hair that didn’t stick up as much as mine. It was long in the back than the front though. Her big eyes were closed and she looked like she was having a nightmare. She curled up in the fetal position, tossing and turning on the cold, hard tiles. That long brown monkey tail was thrashing around. Making loud thumping noises as it hit the ground… I feel like we might not have been specific enough with how much we wanted to weaken my Mom. Oh well, she’s not that much stronger than me at least.“We didn’t even ask in Namekian!” Chi-Chi shouted!“Wait a second, if we didn’t need to ask in Namekian, then why the fuck did we go through all this trouble to find Kami?!” Bulma basically said what I wanted to say.“Who said that you needed to make your wishes in Namekian?” Porunga asked while raising an eyebrow, “Namekian isn’t even my primary language. Roooaaaar~! Raoooaaaa~! Roouuuuu~!” He started roaring at us but when we didn’t respond, he explained, “I was asking you what your third wish would be, in my native tongue.”“That makes sense.” I nodded and looked over at the green old man, “In other words, I guess we don’t really need you anymore, huh?”Kami pointed his left index finger at my mother and a beam shot out, instantly making a white robe cover her naked body. He sighed and shook his head, “Perhaps you don’t ‘need’ me, but my offer to train you all has not changed.”“Can we learn magic like that?” Bulma asked with a greedy expression, “Maybe I can figure out a way to-”“If you won’t make a wish, I’m going to return to Namek now.” Porunga cut Bulma off.“Ah!” Chi-Chi shouted, “Can you bring my mother back to life?!”“Hmmm…” Porunga frowned for a moment and then nodded, “Where do you want me to resurrect her?”“Wait, I thought you could only bring people back to life that didn’t die from natural causes or sickness?!” Bulma shouted in shock.“I never said that.” The giant dragon shook his head, “Where do you want me to resurrect the mother of Chi-Chi?”“West City! In front of my father!” Chi-Chi shouted excitedly and was crying as she hugged me, “Goku~! It worked! I brought my mother back to life! I have a mother! I bet she’ll be so happy to see her grandson soon!”“Uh, that reminds me…” Bulma groaned and started pulling on her hair, “What am I gonna tell my father?! Mom doesn’t care but Dad… Well, maybe my Dad won’t care either? They didn’t care when my stupid sister went off into outer space when she was a teenager! Why should they care about me having a baby with an alien now?!”“Farewell!” Porunga shouted in a deep voice and then disappeared along with the dark clouds and lightning! Then those seven balls turned to stone and shot up into the sky, disappearing in a flash of light!“Anyway~!” Wukong’s deep voice echoed in my mind, “I’m gonna be busy for a while. You guys have fun training or whatever.”“Busy with what?” After I asked that, I saw Gine floating up into the air a few meters and then shot off into the distance… She was still sleeping!“Don’t worry about it.” He snickered ominously…“Well whatever.” I shrugged and asked, “So what kinda training are we gonna do? I’m tired of just standing around and talking!”“Eh-hem, well… First of all, you three need to go back down and actually climb the Tower of Korin properly.”“Yeah, no, fuck that, I’m going home.” Bulma patted my head and said, “Goku, let’s go back to West City! I’ll make you a badass Gravity Chamber!”“Okay!” I agreed and was about to call Nimbus, but Kami held out a hand to stop us.“Wait!” He breathed out a long sigh and suggested, “Since Miss Bulma would like to learn Magic, perhaps you two children would rather undergo the more physical training? I can create some special weighted clothing that will make the climb far more difficult and challenging for you both.”“Yes! Yes please!” Chi-Chi shouted excitedly, then grabbed my arm and pulled me against her small chest, “Heheh~! Goku! This means that the two of us can be alone together! Isn’t that awesome?!”
“Wait a second…” Bulma pouted and glared at the two of us for a few seconds, “You’re not allowed to have sex while you’re climbing!”“Why would we have sex while we’re climbing?” That would just waste our Ki and make things way more complicated. If I couldn’t fly, it’d be really dangerous too.“Hmph! You’re just jealous!” Chi-Chi pulled me over to Kami and said, “Okay, hurry up and give us our weighted clothes so we can start!”“How rude…” Mister Popo grumbled on the side as the old man shot out magical beams towards our wrists, ankles and waists. All of a sudden it felt like my whole body was a dozen times heavier!“Ugh!” Chi-Chi slumped a bit, but she quickly straightened her body up and pulled me over to the edge, “Let’s go Goku! Nimbus~!”There was no response…“Nimbus, are you there?” I called out instead, but there was still no response…“Do you think she’s okay?” Bulma walked over and asked, “She must’ve eaten a ‘lot’ of giant monkey cum.”“Oh yeah! I forgot about that!” I nodded and then giggled, “Whatever, it’s okay, because I can fly now!”Then I pulled Chi-Chi and jumped off the ledge!“Aaah~!” She screamed and hugged me tightly, “Goku~! Why aren’t you flying yet?!”“Uh… I am, but we’re too heavy…” Yeah, maybe I didn’t think that through very well…*Boom~!* Eventually we smashed into the top of Korin’s Tower and broke our legs, along with some other bones.The moral of the story is that you should always make sure you can actually fly before jumping off the side of a magical temple in the sky.
Author’s Note: I went through so many different cool and awesome wishes… But in the end, I realized that practically every wish can be accomplished without making a wish at all. Even things like resurrecting the dead are possible and not even that difficult. Meanwhile, things that can’t be done as ‘easily’, like giving various ridiculously overpowered abilities(Time manipulation and stuff like that) can still be done through training, magic or technology… Really, the Dragon Balls are kinda just a cheat-code that allows you to instantly perform an action that you could’ve already done through other means. Sometimes it even comes with detrimental effects, like that one guy who wished to become the strongest in the universe and then had his lifespan massively shortened.Natural lifespan is also weird. Like you can actually change it pretty ‘easily’. In the sense that turning someone into an Android or some kinda Majin could just casual make them almost ageless. There are also other ways to reverse the aging process or even let someone get reborn directly.Even upgrading the Dragon Balls is something that would be better off having Kami do by himself, for free, not even requiring a wish to be made. In the future, when the yet to be named Namekian-Saiyan child of Kami and Goku is hatched, she’ll be able to make her own set of Dragon Balls. And because she’ll be a lot stronger, her version of Shenron will obviously also be much stronger than even the upgraded version… But like I said before, it feels like the wishes are more of a “Oh shit, we fucked up, let’s fix it!” plot device in the Dragon Ball series. Almost every single plot involving them is about resurrecting people or fixing shit. Even Frieza just wanted to make a wish to be immortal or ageless. Which, relatively speaking, isn’t even that important. Like why couldn’t he have done that through other ‘scientific’ or ‘magical’ means?Just think about this for a moment… Babidi is over 5 million years old. Babidi… Yeah. No clue if it’s magic or what. Beerus is a God of Destruction, but before that, he was just a Mortal who trained really hard(I guess). He’s been around for at least 200 million years.Considering that even in the main timeline, Goku becomes a literal fucking God within a matter of decades, I’d say that wishing for things like immortality and agelessness are kinda pointless. Especially since Bulma can probably figure out a way to make some eternal youth drugs or gene serum.Anyway, there are some things that Bulma can’t just conjure up so easily though. For example, some sort of pocket dimension. Sure, she could probably figure it out, but it’d probably take more than the year it takes the Dragon Balls to recharge.Aside from all that, how old is Raditz? I can’t find his exact age, but I know he’s at least a year or two older than Goku, probably the same age as Vegeta. So he’s about 17 at the moment. Vegeta’s age is 1 year older than Bulma, as far as I know. The age of Goku varies, but at least in the context of this story, he’s 14 at the moment. Spent 12 years on Earth and 2 years on Vegeta, with less than a year in transit from Vegeta to Earth. Actually, in the original manga version from what I researched later(after I already decided he was 14), was that he actually spent 3 years on Vegeta before coming to Earth 12 years before the start of the story. Or something like that.It really doesn’t have that much bearing on the story or timeline though. Basically Raditz arrives on Earth when Goku is about 24 and Gohan is about 4. So about ten years after Bulma and Goku met.In this timeline, Raditz might come to Earth sooner… You know, because of the whole suddenly transforming into a girl for no apparent reason thing. Even if he doesn’t come to Earth, Goku and his harem might end up going into space instead. After all, how could he resist finding opponents to fight?The only reason Goku didn’t do that in canon is because he was basically dead most of the time. And he was busy fighting people in the underworld! For fuck’s sake, even if he died, he wouldn’t stop training and fighting!Oh well, I actually considered dragging out the wishes a bit more, but eventually decided against it. Could’ve also done some bullshit plots with the Dragon Balls getting stolen somehow, but it’s kind of an ass-pull. Even in the Canon, this point in time is basically a time-skip. Not saying I’m gonna do a time-skip right now though.Should I have Goku participate in the World Martial Arts Tournament, or just have Yamcha completely replace Goku? Realistically, if Goku trains seriously for 7 months, he’ll probably be stronger than he was at the start of Dragon Ball Z.

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Chapter 26: Family Reunion*Wukong’s Perspective*Death isn’t the end. It never is… Especially not in the Dragon Ball Universe.The last thing Gine remembered was a blinding light and scorching heat. The fear of death was nothing compared to the pain of losing her husband and the worry over whether her children would be safe…But that was a long time ago. Twelve years feels a lot longer in Hell. Especially when you’re waiting in a fucking line for your turn to be judged! It should be noted that the Universe is a big place and the number of people who die every single moment is insane. Obviously they didn’t all have to wait in the same lines to be judged by a singular entity, but even so, those poor bastards were always overworked and underpaid. Assuming they were even paid at all!Gine was a relatively weak Saiyan. Only less than 2000 Power Level. In some ways it was a blessing to have a ‘physical body’ after death, but it was also a curse because she had to actually be consciously present for the whole process of waiting in line for 12 fucking years! She wasn’t really allowed to do anything in all that time. Just waiting in line endless… No food, water, sleep, nothing. It was literally Hell.“I would’ve rather they just tortured and killed me quickly!” The cute Saiyan woman was sitting naked by the edge of a stream. She had her tail dipped in the water and was scratching her shaggy black hair with her right hand.“That’s understandable.” I snickered as she looked around with her pretty brown eyes narrowed. She obviously heard me, because I was in her head. But she didn’t seem to believe that I was actually ‘real’, just a hallucination.“Am I really alive now? Or is this supposed to be my afterlife?” Gine mumbled to herself as the sharp jaws of a giant green alligator snapped down on her fluffy brown tail! However, it didn’t seem to hurt or bother the girl at all. She just lifted her tail up and arched her back! Kicking off the rocky dirt, she threw the gator in the air with her tail and then started clawing at it with her fingernails! Within a moment, the poor creature had all his thick scaly skin removed, his muscles were separated from the bones and all the edible organs were gathered into a giant pot. The rest of the useless materials were sent back into the river.“This is Earth. This is where you sent Kakarot all those years ago… Remember?” As I said that, I appeared in front of her eyes in the form of a baby or toddler. Basically the way she remembered me the last time we met.“Kakarot…” Gine frowned and tears started welling up in her big brown eyes, but she closed them and sighed, “No. This is some kinda trick. I’m hallucinating. I can’t fall into delusions. I need to eat.”And just like that, her son was gone. She breathed a long sigh and started cooking the innards in a stone pot over the fire. While the raw meat? Why would a Saiyan need to cook meat? She just ate that shit raw and bloody.“You’re so cute, Mom.” I whispered into her left ear and she quickly turned back towards me with bloody meat stuck in her teeth! She glared and growled, but didn’t see anything. “I’m not here. Not physically.” I whispered into her other ear this time and she shivered, especially when I ran my hand down her smooth and slightly muscular back, “It’s been so long. Twelve years… Almost thirteen. I missed you a lot, Mom.”“You’re not real!” Gine roared and her Ki skyrocketed for a moment, blasting away a bunch of dirt and dust! Except the bloody meat in her hands, everything else was sent flying all over the woods. Even some of the nearby trees cracked apart and the ground was ripped open in a few places! Then everything returned to normal, as if nothing actually happened.“I am very real.” I patted her on the head and my ‘mature’ body materialized on her left side. Of course, when she turned to look at me, the first thing she saw was my semi-hard cock which was at her eye level. Then she looked up across my abs and saw my face, “I look sexy, right? Just like Dad?”“Bardock?” She shivered again, then frowned, “You’re not my mate. Who the fuck are you supposed to be?”“I’m your son.” I stretched my tail over and wrapped it around her throat, tightening slightly as her face got redder, “And you’re my mother.” As soon as I said that, she grimaced and ripped my tail off of her neck. She then started ignoring me and continuing to eat her raw meat, while making sure the pot of organs was cooking properly.“I’ll be honest, I expected our reunion to be a lot more happy.” I knelt down behind her back, pressing my hardening cock against her spine. I pulled her hair back with my left hand and groped her right breast, “I was always sad that I never got to breastfeed properly.” I pinched her tiny nipple and she moaned slightly, “But that’s fine… I’ll just get you pregnant.”“Hmph.” She snorted and then elbowed my ribs so hard that my torso disappeared! She turned around and bit my fucking face off! Growling in irritation, she glared up at me when I reappeared, totally fine, “This is definitely Hell. You’re here to torture me, right?”“Uh, no. I’m literally your son, Kakarot. This is literally Earth.” I pointed at the bright blue sky with a few random dinosaurs flying around, then the trees filled with various animals and fruits, “It’s a pretty nice world. They also have Dragon Balls here, which can summon a wish-granting Dragon… And yeah, long-story short, that’s how I resurrected you, Mom.”“I’m supposed to believe that the planet my son was sent to just happened to have magical balls that can bring people back to life?” She rolled her brown eyes and asked, “Then why didn’t you resurrect Bardock as well?”“Why would I give a fuck about Bardock?” I smirked and pressed her shoulders down against the dirt. Sitting on her sexy waist, I ran my fingers down from her neck to her chest and played with her nipples. Then I reached behind me with my left hand and ran my fingers down her right thigh, quickly reaching her furry pussy and playing with that cute little clit.“Unn~! Stop that!” She punched me in the face and my head disappeared, but it only took a moment before I recovered from the ‘injury’. I was just a Ki Construct, an Astral Projection of sorts. Basically just leeching off her own Ki to create this form. So the more she damaged me, the weaker she would get. It’s kinda terrifying to be honest.“Maybe I’ll try to resurrect Bardock sometime, but I’m not even sure whether it’s possible.” I smirked and dug my fingers inside of her pussy, stretching her tight cunt out a little bit as she squirmed underneath my imaginary weight. My tail wrapped around hers and my right hand caressed her bloody cheek, “You belong to me now… Gine.”“You’re not my son.” She gripped my throat with her right hand and grabbed my cock with the left, squeezing them both tightly, but not hard enough to ‘break’ me. I obviously got harder in her grip and she stroked my veiny shaft very familiarly, “My son wouldn’t be so weak and pathetic.”“Hey, I might be pathetic, but I think being able to mind-fuck you like this is pretty powerful, right?” I snickered and disappeared. Leaving the horny monkey girl looking around anxiously. Then she looked down at her sopping wet and messy twat, deciding to rub her slit with her bloody fingers.“Nmm~! Fuck…” She cursed and complained as she imagined my cock against her belly again. I grabbed the back of her neck with my left hand and pressed her face into the dirt! She wrapped her tail around my waist and squeezed tightly as I spread her dirty cheeks! Then I slid my cock inside her tight cunt, feeling her long pubes scratching across my shaft as I pushed in deeper!“Mom~! Mmmn~!” I pressed down against her ass and then started slamming harder! So hard that the ground fucking cracked underneath her pelvis!“Mmmnf~!” She tried to moan, but her face was buried in the dirt! She tried to push off the ground, but I gripped the base of her tail and she went limp! Not completely limp though. Everytime I slammed into her pussy with all my strength, her little body spasmed!*Thump-thump-thump-thump~!* I hammered into her harder and faster! Hitting as deep as I could with my throbbing cock! I could feel her insides going crazy!I could feel her pussy crushing my cock over and over again, to the point where the pain turned into pleasure! She spasmed and started to struggle again, but I pulled her head back and slammed it into the ground again! Gripping her tail with my right hand, I slammed into her cunt so hard that the ground beneath us exploded!“Fuck~! Mom, I wish I was really here fucking you!” I grumbled as my body got weaker over time… She was blacking out and I was almost out of strength…“Nnnm~!” She moaned loudly as I pulled her head back out of the dirt. I bit the back of her neck and she whimpered loudly, “Bardock~! Unnn~!”Of course she was thinking of my fucking Dad… Kinda makes me wanna resurrect and rape the bastard, not gonna lie. Oh well. With that unhinged Wish that Goku made, I’m sure that it probably includes even the dead Saiyans. Not sure whether it includes the Saiyans from other Universes that enter ours though.“Ummnf~!” I flipped her over and slammed her back into the ground, causing a small explosion! Then I gripped her skinny throat and glared down into her big brown eyes that were a little hazy… She spread her legs on her own and guided my cock into her hairy cunt with her dirty hands!“Ptuh~!” She spat out dirt and rocks onto my face as I rammed into her tight pussy! Then she gripped my ass so hard that my flesh disappeared and had to be restored with more of her Ki! Grunting, groaning and moaning, my mother humped upwards just as often as I slammed down into her spasming pussy!Fuck! I really wanted to flood her pussy with my cum! But I wasn’t even really there!I did have a backup plan though…“Nimbus!” I called out towards the sky and a fluffy golden cloud swooped down from the heavens! I didn’t even need to say anything else. A huge mouth appeared on the front of the cloud and devoured me completely! But that didn’t matter…“What the hell?!” Gine widened her eyes in shock as she saw me get eaten and then that creepy golden cloud squirming around! It only took a moment for the slimy golden flesh to transform into a shape that was eerily similar to mine, except much bigger. ‘He’ looked confused, staring down at the little black holes on his muscular golden chest and arms. He patted his face and realized there was actually a nose there! Those big eyes were brown with black sclera! He also had long and spiky black hair that stood up as the Ki swirled around his powerful body!“Hehehe~! This is fun!” Nimbus had a devilish grin as she used her new, masculine body to fuck my Mom!“Ughk~! Unnngh~! Ugh~!” Gine rolled her eyes back as that big left hand was choking her almost unconscious! It felt amazing!“Cum! Fill her pussy with our cum, Nimbus!” I watched as that golden hairless cock plunged in and pulled out of the hairy, dirty monkey-girl cunt! I could feel everything! Not just Nimbus, but also Gine!“Annnh~!” Nimbus made such a cute and adorable high-pitched noise as she came! Spraying her thick, creamy white juices into my mother’s pussy! There was so much semen! I could see Gine’s skinny belly bulging rapidly! The two of them kept jerking their hips randomly and chaotically as the jizz shot out in all directions from where they were connected! One jet of cum sprayed out and sliced a whole row of trees in half! Another clump shot out like a Ki blast and erased a small mountain from existence!“Holy fuck!” I started to think that maybe we all needed to learn how to control ourself a bit more… Seriously, how do the powerful races in the Dragon Ball Universe have sex without causing cataclysmic damage? Or maybe they just don’t give a fuck? After all, Saiyans regularly destroyed planets just for fun, not to mention reproduction… Either that, or maybe Planet Vegeta was just much more durable and powerful than Earth? It did have 10 times the gravity.Wait, Nimbus was just shooting out cum at first, but over time, her body started shrinking! That golden flesh shriveled and then disappeared… It was like her entire being was ‘ejaculated’ into my mother’s womb!“Ugh~! Anggh~! Unngh~! Fuuuck~!” Gine rolled around on the ruined ground in pain! No wonder! Her belly was huge! It looked like she could be carrying a litter of Saiyan babies!“God this is so hot…” Of course, I materialized a new body and started fucking her oozing cunt without a second thought. I placed my palms on her gigantic belly and smirked at her pained, dirty face, “Fuck~! It feels so weird!” I could actually feel my dick penetrating her gaping cervix and poking inside the gooey Nimbus ball that was squirming around inside her womb!“Stop! Unngh~! It’s coming out! I’m going to explode!” She finally started panicking as her belly swelled even more than before! But then the swelling stopped… And her stomach started shrinking instead! I could feel her cervix clamping down on the head of my imaginary cock and slicing the tip off as it closed completely! Of course, a new one regenerated instantly, because this body wasn’t made of flesh and blood in the first place.“Don’t worry Mom. Even if you die, I’ll just bring you back to life again.” I leaned down and kissed her cracked and muddy lips, shoving my tongue inside her mouth. I didn’t think she would die though. She wasn’t that weak. Even if her Power Level was suppressed from 1500 or 2000 to only less than 100, she was still extremely durable.Unfortunately, her stamina was a little iffy. It didn’t take long before she passed out and I couldn’t maintain my metaphysical body unless she was conscious…The dirty and naked monkey-girl laid there in a random crater that was coated in creamy white jizz. Breathing evenly as her flat belly squirmed occasionally. The bruises on her neck healed rapidly.Well, it wasn’t exactly the family reunion I had expected, but I think it probably turned out fine…As for the consequences of Nimbus using my mother’s womb and my own genes to reincarnate as some kinda ‘real’ Majin, I’m not too worried about it. Sure, she’ll be my sister-daughter, but that just makes it hotter.The circle of life or something like that. Life always finds a way?I don’t know. I should probably check up on my other waifus now.***“Unnngh~! Ugggh~! Fuuuuck~!” The beautiful blonde woman was sitting on the toilet and having explosive diarrhea from food poisoning… Yeah, there were only two toilets in Kami House and everyone in the house was sick as fuck.The poor little bald boy was vomiting and shitting himself outside on the sand. Yamcha was relatively fine because he didn’t eat much of the poorly prepared puffer-fish. But Puar was on the verge of death for fuck’s sake. The adorable kitten was shivering and crying in his arms on the bed upstairs.Meanwhile, Roshi was grunting and groaning loudly on the toilet down the hall. The whole house smelled like shit, piss, puke and death…Although it seems grim, I knew they’d be fine. Okay, I didn’t really know that for sure, but there’s not much I could do either way. If Puar really died, I’d give Yamcha more motivation to train harder and collect the Dragon Balls. As fucked up as that might sound, it was actually the generic power-up method for Z Fighters from the Anime and Manga.I’d tell Goku to fly over and give them some Senzu Beans, but I don’t know whether that would actually help. Maybe it’d overwhelm their digestive systems even further and make their situation worse? After all, one of the uses of the Senzu Bean was to make a person feel ‘full’ for days or months.Moving on…***A cute blue-haired, green-tailed Mermaid girl was sunbathing on a random beach, topless. She had sunglasses on and her gray eyes were closed. A seagull in the sky suddenly dropped a tiny white blob of shit… Right when it was about to land on her face, the woman dodged to the left and then opened her angry eyes! That tail flapped on the ground and her body shot up into the sky! It only took a moment for her to grab the terrified seagull, open her mouth unnaturally wide and devour the poor bastard whole!Then she landed on a different part of the beach and patted her slightly bulging belly in satisfaction. With a smirk on her bloody lips, the adorable mermaid didn’t take long to lay down and start sleeping on the sand again. This was just her normal lifestyle of gluttony and violence.It wouldn’t be spawning season again until next year, but she was actually kinda looking forward to it. That boy Goku was really adorable after all. And the sensation of having her slit stretched out like that… Amazing.She couldn’t help playing with herself a bit, but it just didn’t feel the same. In the end she licked her slimy fingers and went back to sleep. Dreaming of eating a whale and getting fucked by a prepubescent monkey boy…Kinda adorable, not gonna lie.
***“Unnn~! Unnnf~! Annnh~! Aaah~!” Mai was using her soft fingers to rub her slimy slit at a rapid pace! With her left hand, she massaged her breast and pinched her nipple!She kept remembering her fingers inside that little boy’s butthole and her other hand clasped around his tiny cock. Then a hand pressed onto the back of her head and forced her to start sucking the child’s dick!Another hand gripped her ass tightly and a thumb spread her cheeks apart! Then her asshole started stretching from the sheer girth of that huge, adult cock!“Did you miss me, Mai?” That deep voice rumbled in her left ear as she felt his hairy, muscular body rubbing against her back!“Nnnnn~! Aaaanh~!” She let out a loud screaming moan as her pussy sprayed juices all over the bed! Unfortunately, the moment she came, she snapped out of her delusions and looked around at the surroundings…“Mai… What the hell is wrong with you lately?!” Shu, the cute little shiba inu dog-man wiped the slimy juices off his face and complained, “We’re on a serious mission! Stop masturbating and get some sleep!”“Ummm, sorry Shu… I’ll try to control myself more.” Mai didn’t even care about being seen by her partner anymore. She just cleaned up the mess and got up to go to the bathroom. This hotel was decent, but the two of them had to share one room, while their Emperor was using another. Well, their financial situation had taken a hit after the destruction of their castle not long ago. The new one was under construction, but the three of them were still busy looking for the Dragon Balls in the meantime.Of course, they weren’t the only ones… The Red Ribbon Army was also on the move.It would be another year before they were recharged and possible to locate more reasonably, but even so, a lot of people noticed the gigantic fuck-off serpentine dragon back then.The Red Ribbon Army had spies everywhere. Not necessarily people, but even just tiny big-sized spy bots.In fact, in a secret lab somewhere, a creepy white-haired old man was smirking as he looked at the big beaker filled with creamy white cum in front of him. In fact, not to mention a beaker, there were at least 10 giant vats of Saiyan semen within this small lab alone!“Heheheh…” He laughed sinisterly as he looked over at the empty pods nearby. His Biomechanical Android program was only getting started, but he had a lot of plans. He didn’t notice it, but a large hand was hovering right above the bald top of his head. Those powerful fingers could snap down and crush his brain with only a little effort…In the end, the ethereal figure vanished. By that, I mean that I didn’t kill the motherfucker. I also didn’t stop him from using my cum and other juices for experiments. If he wanted to hurt my kids, that’s one thing, but it wasn’t really a big deal at the moment.Besides… I was kinda curious how he’d react if he turned himself into a Half-Saiyan and then inexplicably got a sex change!Speaking of sex changes… It’s a little far away, but I might be able to reach out there as well.***“What the?! What is this?! How in the hell did this happen?!” A young woman’s voice shook the air, along with a powerful rumbling Ki!The tall and muscular Saiyan girl quickly opened her eyes, looking around anxiously. She breathed heavily and put her hand on her bulging chest… Raditz looked down at her chest and widened her sleepy brown eyes in horror!“Impossible?!” She was terrified of an angry Vegeta, but this situation was definitely a lot more confusing and scary! She had really long, black, shaggy hair that reached down past her sexy ass. But aside from the hair on her head, she also had armpit hair and shaggy pubes. Just because he turned into a woman, didn’t mean that Raditz would be any less hairy. His mind was still the same as before, but his body was definitely a lot more feminine.“Prince Vegeta, what’s wrong? Huh?” A deeper, yet still slightly feminine voice rang out from outside Raditz’s tent. She peeked outside to see a huge, muscular and sexy ass. That long brown tail whipped around as those back muscles stretched in the morning light. Nappa’s head was still bald, but his face did look a lot more feminine than before. When he looked over towards Raditz, the two of them were stunned for a while…“Uh, hi there! Wow, you’re really cute!” Nappa crouched down and amazingly enough, his pussy was also as bald as his head and the rest of his hairless body. Only his tail and face had hair, but not even his facial hair was gone. The handsome woman smiled at the blushing Saiyan girl, “Where did you come from? Wait, you have a tail! You’re actually a Saiyan?! A real Saiyan woman?! Awesome!”“Nappa… I’m Raditz.” He or not ‘she’ was still really confused by the situation, but also… Horny. She couldn’t help looking up at those sexy abs and thinking, ‘What the hell is wrong with me?’ Well, those titties were still mostly muscle, but so what? As a woman, Nappa was so goddamn hot!“Hahah~! What a coincidence! We have a Raditz in our team already!” The dumbass seriously didn’t understand the situation at all. He hadn’t even realized that his dick was gone and replaced by a sopping wet vagina that was leaking massive amounts of slimy juices onto the dry, cracked dirt.“Nappa, Raditz!” Vegeta rushed out of her tent, wearing her Saiyan battle uniform that barely fit because of the extra ‘fat’ on top of her sexy pectoral muscles. Even as a 17 year old woman, Vegeta still had that crazy widow’s peak and tall, spiky black hair.“Wow! Another girl! This is awesome!” The horny 37 year old muscle-mommy stood up and started showing off her naked body, even flexing her biceps and triceps for the unamused, even disgusted Saiyan Princess…“Goddamn it, Nappa! If you don’t cut that shit out, I’m going to obliterate you!” Vegeta punched the woman in the mouth and sent her flying through a distant mountain! Then she turned to Raditz and asked, “Do you have any idea what the hell could’ve caused this?!”“How could I possibly know that?” Is what Raditz wanted to say, but she pussied out and quickly thought of something, “I don’t really know… But… I do have a brother that might still be alive out there somewhere…”“A brother…” Vegeta’s expression changed for a moment. She was remembering her cute little brother… Literally the only person in the universe that she actually cared about. Even when her father died and her planet was destroyed, she didn’t really give a shit, but Tarble. For a moment, she actually thought about the prospect of fucking her brother and having a cute little incest baby. But then she quickly shook her head and felt disgusted with her own imagination! Besides, she couldn’t allow Frieza to know about Tarble! No one knew about her precious brother…“I don’t know how my brother could have anything to do with this but, just in case, I guess I could check?” Raditz really didn’t want to go to Earth alone. Then again, it was a relatively weak planet and she’d be safer there than here with a horny female Nappa and a Vegeta that might murder them both the moment she has her first period!“Hmm, no, we’re too busy now. We don’t need any more worthless low-class Warriors slowing us down.” Vegeta shook her head and frowned, looking over at the box where they kept their communicators. Then she whispered, “Don’t mention anything about this brother of yours in the future. As far as Frieza is concerned, there are only three Saiyans left in the universe. Got it?”“Yeah, sorry…” Raditz trembled as she thought about the fact that she actually revealed something like that so carelessly. Even that idiot Nappa understood what happened to Planet Vegeta. It wasn’t much of a secret what actually happened, since Frieza made it pretty damn obvious. First he gathered them all up with an order, then he annihilated the world with everyone on it. The whole Saiyan Race except a few scattered remnants were completely wiped out. The same way that countless other Races were wiped out by the Saiyans on the orders of Frieza over the past however many decades since the bastard took over for King Cold. That was shit that happened long before Vegeta and Raditz were born though.“It shouldn’t be too expensive to get a sex change.” Vegeta grumbled, “I just wonder if it’s really necessary or not?”“I’ll do whatever you want me to do, Prince.” Raditz actually blushed when she said those words, because she was still naked and kneeling in front of a beautiful girl. Vegeta was pretty short as a man, but he seemed a little more appropriately sized as a woman. At least from the horny teenage Raditz’s perspective.“I want you to train and grow stronger!” Vegeta suddenly grabbed the girl’s long hair and growled, “Whether you’re a man or a woman, you’re still a useless bitch if you can’t even break through a thousand Power Level as an adult!”“I’m, I’m trying, unnh~!” Raditz couldn’t help moaning as Vegeta tossed her naked ass back inside her own tent.“Pathetic.” Unfortunately, Vegeta wasn’t really interested in the hairy muscle-girl. In fact, he was never really that interested in anyone before. He’s basically borderline Asexual, probably more in the Demisexual range. It’s debatable whether Bulma actually even fucked him or just extracted his sperm and impregnated herself with it. Maybe she even just grew Trunks in a vat to avoid getting stretch marks from pregnancy? After all, in the main timeline, Bulma wasn’t even really that interested in Vegeta. She just knew about Trunks’ existence and wanted to create him… No wait, hold on a second… Is the Trunks from the main Timeline actually just a clone of Future Trunks? Maybe she just used his DNA and cloned him directly!At least ‘my’ Bulma would 100% do something like that or worse.Anyway, stretching my senses this far is a bit difficult for me now. Even though I ‘marked’ Raditz way back when, it wasn’t too significant. I just pissed on his face when I was a baby and he was a toddler. I didn’t really see him again after that, since he was sent off in a pod to go exterminate civilizations for the Frieza Force.I’ll have to keep an eye on them in the future though. Can’t have anyone else stealing my three cute little Saiyan waifus from me…I took one last look at my older sister’s slimy hairy cunt and resisted the temptation to try anything. At least not now. But sooner or later, Raditz… Your ass and pussy will be mine.Now was there anything else I needed to check up on?I thought long and hard about it, but really couldn’t remember whether there was anything else important that I needed to spy on. Of course, there were obviously things I would like to know, but whether I ‘could’ find out that information or not was a different story.For example, how did Broly and Paragus react to their transformation? What about Turles? Turtles? Is his name Turles or Turtles? I can’t remember anymore. I always called him Turtles though. He’s probably my brother or something, judging by how eerily similar Goku and Turles appear in the Anime. Then again, reality isn’t an Anime. He might look totally different. Especially now that he’s been forcefully transitioned.Oh well, I guess I’ll just go back and watch Goku training or whatever. Gotta make sure he doesn’t waste all his time and energy having sex! That fucker needs to get stronger fast so that we can literally rape Frieza in ten years or less!Current progress, 30 power level out of 150 million… Yeah, best not to think about it. I’m sure we’ll be fine somehow. Goku isn’t my lazy ass. I believe in him.Alternatively, I believe in my own ability to cheat.
Author’s Note: Seriously though, I can think of like 1000 ways to cheat. Go ahead and give your own cheating ideas on how you’d deal with Frieza or other OP enemies if you had 10+ years to prepare. The most obvious ones are just training in the Time Space Opness House or traveling back in time to have more time to train. Even dying isn’t the end, because you can still train in the afterlife and then sneak back into the living world to kill Frieza after you get strong enough. If the Dragon Balls don’t exist in the living world, you could also create them in the underworld by getting help from dead Namekians… A super OP loophole that I’ve never seen anyone use before.Namekians can just fuse endlessly to get stronger, so you could also turn yourself into a Namekian and then ‘create’ a bunch of other Namekians to fuse with, one way or another. Saiyans get stronger after getting injured, but I’m not sure whether there’s a cap on that.Another trick is to just steal Frieza’s genes and then have Bulma create an ‘Anti Frost Demon’ bioweapon or create a bunch of cute Frieza Clones and train them for a few years. Creating a small family of Frost Demons that are ridiculously strong because they actually trained instead of being arrogant and lazy bastards. Of course, that might be bullshit. I have a feeling that Frieza and the other Frost Demons actually did train, it’s just that Frieza needed to die and go to Hell for a while before he could have the mental fortitude to breath through his limits. Plus the inspiration from the Super Saiyan Transformation let him figure out the Golden Form.Anyway, let me know in the comments if you have any crazy cheating plans that you would do if you were in the Dragon Ball Universe for some inexplicable reason. I don’t wanna write down all of mine, because it might end up being spoilers.

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Chapter 27: After the Climb*Wukong’s Perspective*
“Haah~! Haaah~! Haaah~! That was fun!” Goku just spent three whole days climbing a fuckingspace elevator and still had energy to spare something. Keep in mind that he was also carrying weights. About 100 kg, which doesn’t sound like a lot, but the little boy only weighs about 30 kg at most.“So tired…” Chi-Chi on the other hand was laying on the hard tile floor of Korin’s house and on the verge of fainting. The sweaty girl panted as she struggled to lift herself off the ground, but failed miserably. So she just laid there with her legs and arms spread, The air was so thin that she felt like she would suffocate, but then her Ki started recovering faster than her stamina and she felt a rush of energy flooding through her body. Well, her muscles were still too sore and stiff to move much, but they were also recovering quickly.“I’m kinda horny.” Goku stated casually as he looked at the exhausted, sweaty little girl who was on the verge of passing out. It was just the two of them in Korrin’s ‘house’ after all. Even if it wasn’t, he still wouldn’t care.“Ugh…” She groaned and clearly wasn’t interested in sex at the moment. But she also didn’t want to disappoint her husband, so she breathed a heavy sigh and asked, “Can you help me take off these weighted clothes, Sweetie?”“Sure!” He didn’t hesitate for a moment to strip the soaking wet blue dress, red pants and boots from the kid who looked older, but was actually 2 years younger than him. He quickly tossed his own clothes away as well! His little prick was already rock hard!“Goku, I love you~!” Chi-Chi wasn’t that horny at first, but watching the little boy strip naked and the way he roughly spread her legs… He slapped her pussy with his cock so hard her whole body shook! He didn’t bother eating her out and just slid his dick inside her soaking wet cunt!“I love you too-mmnnn~!” The brat leaned down and started sucking on her right nipple as she hugged his head against her small chest. He gripped her hips and thrust rapidly! After taking the weights off, his body felt so much easier to move!Of course, Chi-Chi was also noticing the difference in her strength as well! She clamped down on his dick with her vaginal muscles and then wrapped her tired legs around his thighs! He bit her nipple and she squeezed his head tighter against her chest!“Goku~! Aaaah~! Yes~! Yes~! Nnnnm~!” She bit her lower lip and closed her eyes, but then when she opened them, she saw Bulma’s pretty face!“Surprise!” The blue-haired girl smirked as she used her magically conjured cock to ‘peg’ her adorable boyfriend’s tiny asshole!“Mmnnnn~!” Goku was obviously shocked by the sudden anal, but not completely unfamiliar. After all, what are tails for? Even before Bulma grew a tail, he still played around with his power pole before or his own tail. He bit down on Chi-Chi’s nipple harder as he moved his hips faster! Pushing his ass back against Bulma’s dick, nearly breaking it off with the crazy tightness of his tiny ring! Then he thrust inside his 12 year old wife’s sweaty and slimy slit! Over and over again!“Ah~! Nnnm~! Holy shit~!” Bulma screamed as she held onto his hips for dear life! It was like she was riding a bull, or trying to fuck a tiny bull in the ass… She seriously only lasted a few seconds before her magical balls started draining thick, creamy juices into the child’s rectum! Then her magic wore off and she was sent flying across the room, almost falling down into the hole!*Boom~! Boom~! Boom~! Papapapapapa~!* It almost sounded like a fucking warzone as Goku pounded into Chi-Chi’s pussy! Finally he sprayed his load into her vagina and if she wasn’t already pregnant, his cum definitely would’ve flooded her womb from the pressure! Instead, it just squirted out the sides of his tiny shaft, past his balls and down into her winking pink anus.“Mnn~!” Then Goku moaned again once he felt Bulma’s tongue licking her own semen from his asshole. His brown tail wrapped around her neck and choked her a bit, causing the horny girl to get even wetter than before! That blue-furred teenage twat was drooling!I really couldn’t help myself anymore. This close to Goku’s body, my ability to use ‘Telekinesis’ and ‘Telepathy’ was pretty fucking strong. Almost like I had an actual body. So I grabbed Bulma’s sexy blue tail with my right hand, gripped her left cheek with the other and then slowly stretched out her soaking wet cunt with my imaginary dick!“Mnnnnfff~!” She moaned and choked, almost going limp from the pressure on her tail. I could feel her clenching down on ‘my’ cock, but also Chi-Chi’s even tighter twat on Goku’s prick and that slimy tongue on his asshole… Even Bulma and Chi-Chi, I could feel everything. It was so fucking weird and amazing.I moved faster as Goku started wiggling around a bit, squirming as his tiny dick was on the verge of cumming again! I pressed the back of Bulma’s head and forced her mouth into his ass as I looked down into Chi-Chi’s pretty brown eyes! Whatever morality I had left was basically gone by now. I was vicariously fucking a twelve year old girl. And a 16 year old girl… And a 14 year old boy that looked like he was only 5 or 7 for fuck’s sake!That’s why I’m not pure of heart or whatever. Because I know what I’m doing is fucked up. I know it’s wrong. And I get off on it because it’s wrong.“Mnnn~! You like that, don’t you Baby? You like your Daddy’s cock in your tight little pussy…” I was talking to Bulma, but I was staring into Chi-Chi’s eyes.“Mnn~! Yes Daddy~!” The little brat answered me and then made a ‘kissy face’ that almost made me laugh. So I leaned down and shoved my telekinetic tongue inside of her mouth. Goku’s dick was slowly moving in and out of her pussy as he sprayed thick globs of Saiyan cum at full force! Chi-Chi’s body spasmed as she also had a super intense orgasm… While Bulma went completely limp and passed out, pissing herself in the process.I kept ramming into the genius-girl’s unconscious pussy for a minute until my Ki was ‘channeled’ into her vagina in the form of creamy white clumps of baby batter! And yes I could see it, because why the fuck not? I can see everything! I’m basically a God!*Bang~!* Son of a bitch!“Ow!”“Ah!”“What the hell?! Aaaaaah~!”All three of them were smacked on the head by a wooden cane wielded by a salty old bastard of a cat and sent flying off the edge of ‘His’ tower!“Oh wait, I can fly!” Bulma stopped freaking out and stopped mid-air all of a sudden.“Ah, yeah… I can fly too!” Chi-Chi giggled and flew up next to the buxom teenage girl.“I was gonna catch you guys, but I guess there’s no point now?” Goku hovered up between the two naked girls. There was cum spraying out of their pussies and into the wind. As for the little boy’s ass, it was already licked clean by Bulma. At most, it was a little chilly with the wind drying out her saliva and jizz.“Watch this!” Bulma shouted excitedly with a mischievous grin as she pointed her index finger at the tired little girl to her left!“Huh?” Chi-Chi blinked her eyes in confusion as the beam of light hit her in the chest! Then she was suddenly wearing her slutty pink and blue armor again!“Wow! That’s awesome Bulma!” Goku was genuinely impressed and amazed, “You figured out how to do magic so fast!”“Heheh~! Of course! I’m the smartest girl in the universe!” Unfortunately, learning how to fly with Ki and use ‘Magic’ seemed to inflate her ego even more than before… As they say, Pride always cums before the fall.“Ummm… Oh wait! Aaah~! Goookuuuu~!” Bulma could fly, but she wasn’t necessarily good at it. Besides, she wasted a lot of Ki on that silly clothing beam, not to mention the fact that she didn’t have that much Ki in the first place!The little boy zoomed down and grabbed the much larger teenage girl by the waist! He used a little too much pressure and of course, Bulma was pissing herself once again.“Kinda feels like deja vu…” Goku listened to his girlfriend's cries and his wife giggling, then closed his eyes and yawned with his cheek pressed up against her back.Well, maybe he was a little tired after all? He didn’t feel it before, but cumming really made that exhaustion kick his ass pretty hard. In the end, he flew back up to Kami’s temple and the three of them went straight to bed after taking a short bath.They’re all going to start training seriously now, so it’s time for a time-skip. And by time-skip, I mean I’m gonna go the fuck to sleep and stop thinking so much, I’m sure the brat can handle things on his own for a while, right?Wouldn’t be the first time, definitely ain’t the last.
Author’s Note: I was going to have it switch to Goku’s perspective, but decided to just do that in the next chapter. After all, this one was mainly smut, so the next one will probably be non-smut for the first time in forever.And now I’m thinking about Ana from Frozen…

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Chapter 28: Mother In LawBulma was pressed against the tile floor underneath me. Her hair was pulled flat against the ground because it was so heavy!“Nnng~! Mmnn~! Unng~!” She kept moaning as I pounded into her tight pussy. I was sweating a lot because of how hard it was to hold up my own weight, plus moving my hips so fast and the heavy weights on my back. My arms were on the sides of her waist, while her tail was being held up by my teeth!“Hyah~!” Chi-Chi shouted as she jumped up and did a spinning kick! The attacks were blocked easily by the surprisingly solid form of Wukong! I looked over and watched them fighting back and forth in the crazy high gravity! Sure, they weren’t loaded down like me, but it was still really impressive!“Aaaah~! Goku~!” Bulma cried out as her juices spurted out again! She couldn’t move and didn’t bother trying, just letting me use her body as a sex toy and a training tool! She bit her lower lip and spasmed a bit more as I felt my balls and Ki draining rapidly! It wasn’t just from cumming though…“Heheh~!” Wukong snickered as he pointed towards my head and shot a purple deathray! The beam of Ki was insanely fast! But thankfully I predicted it ahead of time and opened my mouth!“Hah!” My mouth-beam was glowing blue and managed to swallow his attack easily, crashing into his body and blasting a hole through his chest!“Goku!” Bulma screamed as the fiery explosion washed over all of us!“Hahaha~! Nice.” Wukong snickered as the blast was swallowed up into his body, rapidly repairing his chest and keeping the Gravity Chamber from being destroyed… Again.“Hiyah!” Then a little foot smacked me in the face and I was knocked off Bulma’s body! I saw the cum spray from her pussy as my back crashed into the super hard wall! Chi-Chi charged over to me and wrapped her legs around my neck! She flipped me around and slammed me down on the floor and it hurt a lot! I couldn’t even breathe because she was suffocating me with her ass!While I tried to fight back, she punched me in the gut a bunch of times and grabbed my dick, along with my balls, then yanked on it! I slapped her in the face with my tail and smacked her ass as hard as I could, causing the big girl to scream and moan loudly! But she was still squeezing her thighs around my ears and head!I could barely hear Bulma giggling happily nearby. She liked watching the two of us fighting. I licked Chi-Chi’s clit and she started sucking on my penis, fitting the whole thing in her mouth as she squeezed my buttcheeks. I wrapped my tail around her throat and squeezed tightly, causing her to cough and gag, but she kept squeezing my head with her thighs.“Good girl.” Meanwhile Wukong started fucking Bulma, who still wasn’t moving at all. She’s so lazy. He grabbed her tail with his left hand and her throat with the right, pounding into her even harder than I was earlier.“Unn-mnn-guh~!” Bulma made some noises as her pretty eyes rolled into the back of her head.“Mmnf~!” Chi-Chi started coughing and choking as my baby juice sprayed down her throat. I could feel her sneezing out a lot of it all over my balls, ass and tail. She was also trembling and shaking a lot, until she finally started squirting her own juices down my throat. They tasted pretty good as usual.We were both tapped out, so we stopped strangling each other to breathe. Looking at her little butt and pudgy slit though, I started getting hard again. It didn’t help that Wukong was still having sex with Bulma only a couple feet away.*Diiaoou~!* The Gravity Chamber suddenly shut off and then the door opened on my left. There was a tall and pretty blonde woman carrying a tray of food, “Oh wow~! I bet you little cuties are hungry after playing for so long!”“Mom~!” Bulma yelled as Wukong vanished into thin air. Cum spurted out of her pussy as Bulma quickly got up off the ground and covered her chest with one arm, then covered her slimy crotch with the other hand. “Don’t you know to knock before coming inside yet?!”“Oh please~! Don’t be so embarrassed Sweetie, it’s nothing I haven’t seen before.” Bikini was wearing a pretty pink dress and high heels, like usual. She carried over the tray of food, but it was just little snacks. They were tasty things like rice balls, but it wouldn’t be enough to fill my belly. Even Bulma needs a lot more food now days.“Ah, thank you Mother In Law!” Chi-Chi hopped up off of me and knelt down in front of the tray of food that our mother in law put down.“Do you have anything else? Like some meat?” I stood up and walked over to the side of the tall lady, “Bulma and I need lots of meat!”“Of course I do Sweetie!” She licked her lips and looked down at me with her permanently squinty blue eyes. Then she crouched down and spread her legs, grabbing my wet penis with her forefinger and thumb, “See, I got your meat~! Heheh~!”“Mom! Stop molesting my boyfriend!” Bulma picked me up from behind and hugged me against her chest, “Besides, you already have Dad!”“Oh please, your father is more interested in playing with his toys than satisfying his wife now days.” Sighing dramatically, the blonde lady stood up and clapped her hands. Then a few robots hovered into the room and carried giant trays of meat with them!“Thank you!” I smiled at Bikini and hopped down from Bulma’s arms to start gorging myself next to Chi-Chi.“Mom, are you and Dad okay?” Bulma took her mother’s arm and left the room to sneakily chat about things outside. Apparently she didn’t care about being naked in front of her Mom anymore? I don’t get it. She’s so random.“Goku, do you think we’re getting stronger fast enough?” Chi-Chi asked as she nibbled on a rice ball, “I’m worried.”“Wukong says we’re doing fine. I’m just afraid we’ll get too strong and then we won’t be able to have fun fighting our enemies when they show up!” I was seriously worried about that. What’s the point in getting so strong you can’t even enjoy a battle anymore?“You don’t really need to worry about that.” The spectral adult version of me was sitting across from us all of a sudden, “The stronger you get, the stronger your enemies will get. That’s just how it goes.”I didn’t really get it, but I guess he’s probably right. He’s usually right about stuff anyway. I’ll stop worrying so much.“I wonder how Daddy’s doing now? I haven’t seen him in a while.” Chi-Chi finished a rice ball and started rubbing her flat belly, “I hope little Gohan doesn’t get hurt from all our sparring.”“Gohan feels fine to me.” I licked the sauce off my fingers and then placed my palm on her lower back, “They’re growing fast. They were so tiny before and now they’re still tiny, but like, a lot bigger.”“That’s how it goes, Kid.” Wukong reached out and grabbed a giant chicken leg, taking a bite and swallowing it. I could feel my Ki regenerating as he ate, which was pretty cool. I wonder if I could have him eating while I’m fighting and then we can just be full of energy all the time.The door opened again and he disappeared. Bikini and Bulma walked inside, but the blue haired girl was wearing jeans and a white t-shirt. The older lady knelt down behind me and tried massaging my muscles, “You’re so hard Goku.”“Yeah, you’re really weak.” I shook my head, “I can barely even feel anything.”“Mom, I told you. It wouldn’t work out, so don’t even try it.” Bulma sat down across from me and started gorging herself messily. She got sauce all over her white shirt, so I wondered why she even bothered putting clothes on in the first place?“Oh my~!” Bikini leaned down with her tits on my shoulders, moaning as my tail twitched and rubbed up against her wet crotch.“Is it normal for Mother In Laws to play with their Son In Laws like this?” Chi-Chi watched the woman using her fingers to try to stroke my cock, but it also barely felt like anything. I couldn’t tell if my wife was getting jealous or not. She didn’t really seem to be getting upset.“Of course not! My Mom is just a nasty old pervert!” Bulma grumbled as she bit a cow’s thigh bone in half, then crunched up the pieces and swallowed them.“Hey! I’m not that old!” Bikini retorted as she moved her fingers faster, trying to stroke me off, while my tail carefully wiggled around against her soaking wet crotch and up her ass crack.“You’re already thirty!” Bulma complained, “And you’re jerking off a little boy that looks like he’s only five!”“Oh please~! I know he’s already fourteen! A perfectly legal age to get married and have kids!” Bikini giggled, “You’ll understand what it’s like soon enough. I just hope your husband doesn’t turn into a softie like your Dad once you guys are married for a while…”“I’m not worried about Goku’s sex drive. I’m more worried about yours, Mom!” Bulma rolled her pretty eyes and kept eating while her mother was playing with my penis and moaning.“I wish I had a Mom too.” Chi Chi sighed dramatically and leaned on my shoulder, “I bet she would love you too, Goku.”“Aww~! Don’t worry Sweetie, I’ll be your Mom from now on!” Bikini hugged the two of us and then moaned loudly, “Aaah~! Yes~! Yes, right there~! Nnnnnm~!”