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It had been a really good day for Uraraka, she did well at school and had a fun afternoon out with her friends. Now she was ready to spend the rest of it in her room to relax.She was laying in her bed, scrolling on her phone when she noticed a particular ad. “The McRib is back!” it said in big bold letters. Suddenly relaxing was no longer an option.Uraraka practically fell out of her bed, kicking her legs as fast as possible to get back up, booking it out of her room. She had no car, so she needed to get a ride from someone else. She frantically knocked on her classmates' doors, receiving no answer.She activated zero gravity, performing what could only be described as improvised flying acrobats to quickly move through the hallways for someone who was in their room. Eventually, she made it to Ashidos room, slamming on it like she did with the previous doors.Finally, someone answered. “Hey Ochacko-'' She tried to greet happily, but was cut off by Uraraka, Mustering the loudest voice possible. “DRIVE ME TO MCDONALDS!”Mina was startled by the immediate loudness of her voice, pausing for a moment. “You want me to drive you to McDonalds?”Uraraka nodded eagerly, with a face of pure desperation. “The McRib is back!”Those words hit Mina like a 2 ton truck. She immediately grabbed Uraraka’s wrist, making a run for it as fast as possible to the exit. Even making acid to glide through the halls, she did not giving a fuck about property damages.Before you could say “What is going on?” Mina had already shoved Uraraka into her car and sped off to the nearest McDonalds. Ignoring every traffic law ever, just to get their hands on the McRib.Mina was flooring it, forcing Uraraka’s back to the seat as gravity took over. Which is ironic considering she’s the zero gravity girl. But they both had faces of determination, only having their eyes set on a McDonald's product that isn’t even that good.Suddenly Uraraka was forced forwards as Mina crashed into the building, so it seemed many other cars had done. Uraraka was ready to head inside, searching for her wallet when she realized. She forgot it at the dorms.“Oh no! I forgot my wallet!” She turned to Mina, in a panicked state.Mina reached into her pocket and shoved a bunch of cash into Urarakas arms. “It's ok, I know your broke ass wouldn't be able to pay for it anyway.”Uraraka had no time to be offended, she had already ran inside the McDonald’s. Mina decided to stay behind, knowing she would rather suffer a horrible gruesome death than wait in a line like that.Uraraka unfortunately didn't see this coming, entering the building to the longest line she had ever seen. Lines that could rival the ones at disney world, only this time it was in a disgusting air conditioned establishment with garbage all over the floor and greasy children running around and screaming everywhere. Which was an improvement over Disney world anyway.Uraraka was forced to stay in that line for what felt like forever. She looked to see if the line was progressing, but it was held up by some patrick star motherfucker who couldn’t decide what to eat. Only making “Uuhhhhhhhhh” sounds that were annoying enough to make the cashier slam their head into the register.Uraraka sighed, accepting that she would be there for a while. But she needed a way to get to the front a little faster. She poked the person in front of her gently.“Hello? Could I go in front of you in line?” She asked politelyThe person turned around to reveal none other than Himiko Toga, with her hair down this time as a poor attempt at disguising herself. They both looked at each other in shock.“TOG-??” Uraraka yelled but was met with a hand on her mouth as Toga frantically tried to get her to shut up.“Quiet, hero! I'm just getting McDonalds for the league, we finally got money for food and this is the only option Shigaraki wanted.” She explained herself.“You guys didn’t have money? Couldn’t you have like.. Robbed a bank? Like villains usually do?” Uraraka raised an eyebrow.“Were not cartoon villains! I want yummy blood, not cash in a bag with a dollar symbol on it.” Toga said as she crossed her arms. “Besides, we made enough with Dabis OnlyFans.”“Dabis what?-” Uraraka was caught off by that statement but Toga cut her off once again.“Forget about it. Just know if you blow my cover, Ill cut you.” She said threateningly, but with her weird ass romantic tension that seems to show up everytime she appears somewhere.Uraraka just nodded, more focused on getting the McRib than stopping a villain currently. “But uh.. Can I at least cut in front of you though?”Toga considered it for a moment, “That depends, would you let me date Izuku?”“No.” Uraraka responded bluntly.Toga shrugged “Then no”Uraraka was now conflicted. Let her crush go to a villain, or getting that McRib. But before she could decide it, she realized they finally managed to get to the front of the line. She watched as Toga ordered a number of things for the league, including a dead fried rat which she couldn't tell which league member that would go to.But it didn’t matter, it was finally her turn to order.“MCRIB!” She said loudly, slamming her money on the counter. “TWO MCRIBS!”The Cashier just nodded, looking completely out of it with blood running down her face from slamming her head into the register earlier.Uraraka stood there as the cashier went to the back. She suddenly heard one of them in the back yelling “THATS OUR LAST ONE!”Uraraka couldn’t believe her luck, she was getting the last one! She watched as the cashier walked back to the register with her bag of food. Its as if time had slow down in some romance movie. Looking at the bag glistening with grease, making Uraraka drool hungrily. Looking at the pure beauty of it.She reached out to grab it, her hands eager to grab the McRibs. But before she could get that luxury, she was met with a sudden blunt pain at the side of her face that knocked her back. She looked at who could have possibly caused it, and noticed an angry middle aged woman with the classic Karen haircut.“YOU AREN’T GETTING THE LAST MCRIB, NOT AFTER I WAITED THIS LONG!” The Karen yelled with a primal roar. It was as if she grew demonic horns as she tried to grab the bag.Uraraka immediately lunged forward, grabbing it in time but having to dodge a barrage of punches as more fat middle aged people started swinging at her. Trying to get the McRib.Uraraka watched in horror as she was surrounded by people who mostly spend their time at yoga classes or in their basements. A man swung at her, a punch she narrowly avoided. The punch landed on someone else, stewing more anger which caused that someone to start punching people too. Forcing Uraraka to witness the McDonalds turn into a chaotic bar fight.But despite everyone sharing the same amount of violent attention, she was still targeted by a number of them. She tried to run to the exit, but it was blocked by a bunch of people.Toga was in the back, watching everything turn to shit as she held her bags of food. She set them down on the table and grabbed her knife from her pocket, seeing this as an opportunity. She started to stab people maniacally, causing blood to spill all over the floor.This officially caused it to be a battle of the death, a situation being too dangerous for Uraraka to handle. But as people tried to take her McRibs from her, she was forced to fight back. And even using her quirk on some people to make them float to the ceiling.Her training with Gunhead came in handy, as she managed to take around 15 adults down, but there were still more.From the car, Mina was listening to music through her headphones. Oblivious to the chaos until an old woman was suddenly thrown through the window. Mina quickly got out of the car, trying to figure out what the fuck was going on. She entered the McDonald’s to utter chaos, and Uraraka in the direct middle of it.Mina didn’t even hesitate, she already summoned acid to try and get people away from her. Burning multiple people, which only increased their rage. The poor employees huddled in the back, absolutely terrified. But the cashier had enough and slammed her apron down. Jumping over the counter to join the chaos, immediately targeting the annoying patrick star customer. Choke slamming the guy into the floor.The Chaos only got worse, people had war paint (Ketchup) on their faces, and there was blood on the floor. Someone had run to the back and managed to tear the frier out of the wall and splashed the burning oil at the crowd.There were probably about multiple dead by this point, this was complete Anarchy. Every man for themselves, all for the McRibs. But Uraraka wasn’t gonna give up. Someone managed to land a right hook on her, giving her a black eye. She stepped back before looking at them with pure rage and beat them to the ground within seconds. Immediately going for others.Mina was doing the same, fighting people and splashing acid at them. Toga eventually got all the murder she wanted and left. Skipping happily to the hideout with blood dripping down her outfit.After what felt like forever, Uraraka and Mina made it out of the building. Their hair a mess, their skin bruised, and their clothes ruined by mustard and ketchup. Panting heavily after beating the shit out of around 52 adults. They were Victorious. They had gotten their McRibs, but at what cost?Mina grabbed Uraraka and got them back to the car, slamming on the gas pedal and going as fast as they could back to the dorms. Completely exhausted. It was already dark out. Uraraka sat there, in pain and tired and she started breaking down crying.Suddenly they heard Police sirens. They both exchanged glaces that said “We are so fucked.” Mina took a deep breath and pulled over, while Uraraka panicked and started freaking out. “Oh god, we're going to jail! They know we beat up all those people! We’re gonna get expelled! Our lives are overrrr!” She sobbed.Mina tried to get her to shut up when a cop approached her window. She rolled it down, smiling awkwardly. “What seems to be the problem officer?” She asked, barely audible against Uraraka's loud crying.Before the officer could answer, Uraraka snapped. “WE’RE SORRY! IT WAS US, OFFICER! WE DIDN’T MEAN FOR IT TO GET THAT CRAZY! PLEASE DON’T SEND US TO JAIL!” She yelled, in tears.Mina did a slow turn towards her, glaring at her with an intensity that would make a small child piss their pants.The cop was utterly confused and sighed. “Ma’am, do you know how fast you were going back there?”Mina was hit with relief when she realized they weren’t being pulled over for beating the shit out of everyone in the McDonalds. “No we don’t know sir.”The Officer gave them a ticket and let them be on their way, but before retreating to the cop car he pointed to Uraraka. “Please tell your friend not to be drinking this late, it’s unsafe.” with that, he walked away.Mina giggled at the idea that the cop thought Uraraka was drunk, and all Uraraka could do was sit there in complete embarrassment.They drove home and enjoyed their McRibs, which was definitely not worth fighting over 50 people for. Uraraka was then banned from every McDonalds after the story got out, and thankfully she wasn’t arrested on the grounds that it was only self defense.The end.