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Yuki sat, his face down at the table.“‘Sup, nerds!” yelled Kakeru, accompanied by the screech of soles sliding on floor. “Aww, nobody saw my amazing entrance.”“Good morning, Kakeru,” responded Yuki, still face down. “Morning, Yun-Yun. Wow, you're looking unusually airheaded, even for you.”“I'm trying to solve a problem.”“Hey, as VP, I'm supposed to lift your burdens. Why don't you tell me and we can get twice as many brains on the job.”Yuki turned around, head still on the table, so that he faced Kakeru. “It's quite sensitive, so you need to swear to keep it a secret. And I know you're able to keep secrets, even if you act like a blabbering idiot most of the time.”“Harsh, but probably justified. Okay, I promise to keep your secret.”Yuki sighed with exhaustion. “I have no idea what I'm going to do with Nao. He's just totally uncooperative. I can't dismiss him from the council because he does all of his work and then some. He just does it all so… abrasively. I've tried positive reinforcement, setting expectations, trying to get him in a one-on-one conversation, but nothing's worked. I don’t want to warn him or punish him, so I'm at a dead end.”“Yeah, Chibi really can be a pain in the ass.” He sat down with a fist under his chin."That's a bizarre pose.""You like it? It's an imitation of a statue called ‘The Thinker.’ I like to take the pose whenever I really need to have brainstorm. Of course, if I really wanted to imitate the statue, I'd also have to be nude, and I've been told off before." He grinned. "But it doesn't matter, because I've got it!"“What have you got?” Yuki asked cautiously.Nao entered the student council room, and looked around. It was empty. Typical. Of course I'm the only one bothering to do his actual job.“Nao-kun.”Nao almost jumped in surprise. “P-President! You surprised me!” Where the hell did he come from? I hadn't heard him at all. “Since it's just the two of us, I thought we might have a little talk.”“Oh, about how Manabe and Toudou are totally useless and I'm doing their jobs because they won't?”Yuki stepped forward, forcing Nao to gradually move backwards. “It's about your attitude, Nao.”“My attitude is fine, it's the others…” Nao felt himself backed against a wall.“No, Nao, it really isn't fine.”“Did one of them put you up to this? I'm the innocent one here.”“Nao!” Yuki slapped both of his palms against the wall, directly next to Nao’s head. “Ears open, mouth closed!”“But… but… but…”“Shh.” Yuki softly placed an index finger over Nao’s lips and leaned Forward to whisper directly into Nao’s ear. “Listen when senpai is talking.” Nao’s throat made a terrified gurgling noise.“Other people deserve care and consideration. You’ll do much better in life in the long run if you make an effort to get along with other people. Got me?”Nao silently nodded his head.“Now this is something you may not be used to, so I’ve given you some latitude, but it’s time you changed your behavior. Got it?”Nao nodded again.Once more, Yuki put his lips next to Nao’s ear and whispered. “And if you’re a good boy about it, I’ll give you a reward.”Yuki, smiling alluringly, looked directly into Nao’s eyes from only a centimeter or two away. Then he put his lips together and softly blew on the smaller boy’s.
"But it doesn't matter, because I've got it!"
“What have you got?”
“A foolproof plan. You can get Nao to do whatever you want if you seduce him!”
For a minute after Yuki left the student council office, Nao was frozen in the same position. Finally, he collapsed onto his knees.“What the hell was that?” he whispered to himself.The way the president had talked—and the way he somehow couldn’t say anything back. And the way he smiled? And promised a reward? And blew on his lips?“Oh no. Oh no, oh no, oh no, no, no.” he murmured. "Have I got a… thing for Yuki Sohma?"“Why did he have to be so sexy?”Preview of chapter 2:“B…but I didn't do anything wrong!” screeched Nao, backing away from the Student Council president.“Nothing wrong?" He chuckled. "My boy, you're in my eyesight wearing your skimpy gym clothes and you don't expect me to get turned on by it?”“Please…”“Silence,” Yuki growled, first putting one hand around his throat, then crushing their mouths together. Authors’ note: The rating on the next chapter will probably go up. I need to talk to my co-author about whether it should be “Explicit” or “Mature.”
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Nao stared that the screen of the open laptop. He couldn't believe what he was reading. There was simply no way this could possibly be real.
The Cool President and the Tsundere Secretary
Kimi-chan and Flying Pot-kun!
Summary:
“You can get Nao to do what you want if you seduce him!”
Notes:
This is my very first fanfic! Hopefully you like it!
Oh, my co-author asked me to write that this story is entirely fictional and not based on any real people, living or dead.
Chapter 1: The Seduction
"What the hell?"
“Shh.” Yuki softly placed an index finger over Nao’s lips and leaned Forward to whisper directly into Nao’s ear. “Listen when senpai is talking.”
"What the hell?"
“Oh no. Oh no, oh no, oh no, no, no.” he murmured. "Have I got a… thing for Yuki Sohma?"
“Why did he have to be so sexy?”
"WHAT THE HELL?"
“Silence,” Yuki growled, first putting one hand around his throat, then crushing their mouths together.
Authors’ note: The rating on the next chapter will probably go up. I need to talk to my co-author about whether it should be “Explicit” or “Mature.”
"What the h..."No. It had definitely escalated. 'What the hell' no longer sufficed. The strongest possible measures needed to be called out."WHAT THE GALLOPING FUCK?""That was more or less my reaction as well," Yuki said dryly."Th-this-- nobody can read this... filth!""It's not even close to filthy. Yet." huffed Kimi. "The first sex scene wasn't going to start until the end of chapter 2. The really smutty bits were going to show up in chapter 4, with the first threesome chapter.""Thr-threesome?" Nao's screech hit high notes he hadn't reached since the onset of puberty. "Who with?""Hooray for freedom of the press!" cheered Kakeru as he entered the council room."Meet participant number three," Kimi motioned towards her co-author.Yuki buried his face in his hands, while Nao pointed towards Kakeru, his arm shaking angrily. "You...you... I'd never have sex with you!""Whaaat? But in the part of the chapter I'm writing, you say 'give it to me hard, make me pregnant.' Does that sound like you're unwilling?""That's not me, that's your bizarre fantasy!" Nao pointed back and forth between Kakeru and Kimi. "You've got to delete this story! Immediately!""But Kimi doesn't want to," she whined. "It's not like anyone would ever know it's you. I used different names for both of you.""It's the exact same names!""But I used different kanji. And its not like your names are rare or anything. Nobody would ever guess is you two.""Kimi," Yuki said with remarkable patience, "the story is literally tagged as 'Kaibara High School RPF.'""That could be any Kaibara high school.""THIS IS THE ONLY KAIBARA HIGH SCHOOL," Nao yelled."Whatever," Kimi waved at him dismissively, "anyway, Kimi won't delete.""YOU HAVE TO! I'LL SUE YOU!""You ever heard about the 'Streisand Effect,' Chibi?" Kakeru said with a smirk."I'LL KILL YOU!"Nao rushed towards Kakeru with fists ready to strike, but was intercepted by Yuki, who grabbed Nao's wrists. "I think you need to cool off for a minute or two, Mr. Secretary. Why don't you go to the bathroom and wash your face, while I try to reason with these two."He was about to protest when he noticed a glint in Yuki's eye. "Ah... whatever."The walk down the hall and back had done Naohito some good. He no longer wanted to tear Kakeru to shreds: no, a dose of untraceable poison in his food was a much better plan.He paused outside the student council room, pondering whether he should knock when it suddenly opened. Kakeru and Kimi staggered out into the hall, faces totally pale. "Oh, hey, Ch- I mean, Nao. We, uh, deleted the story already.""AND?" came the voice of Yuki from inside the room."And we'll be giving you a written apology by tomorrow," added Kimi. The two then got out of sight as quickly as possible, Nao looking at them with his jaw slack.He made his way into the student council room. "President, did they really..."Yuki stood next to the computer, his face bearing a serene smile. "Just like they said, they deleted the story. I wouldn't worry about people having discovered it: there were only four hits when they took it down: I think that was just us and not anyone else."Nao flopped into a chair. "Thank god." He looked up curiously. "Hey, you said you were going to reason with them. What did you say to get them to agree?"The same glint as before appeared in Yuki's eye. "For the sake of plausible deniability, you probably shouldn't ask that question" Yuki said, a slight metallic edge to his voice.
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"But you know--even if there were that few hits on the story--it just feels creepy. Like someone has been walking around my bedroom without my permission."Yuki clapped his hand on Nao's shoulder. "I'll make certain they respect your privacy in future. Our privacy."Nao turned around and smiled. "Thanks, president." He looked around to make certain they were alone. "Thanks, Yuki," he said, touching Yuki's hand with his own.Yuki leaned over and placed a soft kiss on his cheek. "Can't believe how much they got wrong, though. If anything, you were the one who seduced me.""Confessing feelings doesn't count as seduction. But what annoys me is that they're portraying me as such a submissive bottom."Yuki looked at him oddly."Okay, true, I am a submissive bottom, but I hate that they assumed that."