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Jay
Dick:This u?
Image Description: A photo of an adult male sea lion sitting on top of a car, denting the roof in with his weight
Jason:No. But this is you.
Image Description: A photo of a clownfish in an anemone with a slightly dopey open-mouthed expression
Dick:Fun fact! Did you know that clownfish start male and turn female as they mature?
Jason:Huh. That is actually kind of neat.
Dick:Does it get…
Image Description: A black and white simple illustration of a seal with the words Seal of Approval written around it
Jason:I’m blocking you
Dick:But I have so many more fun facts to share for your approval!
Dick:You know, the official seal
Dick:Of approval
Dick:Jason
Dick:I'll just ask Babs to unblock me, you know, you can't win this
Clownfish
Image Description: A photograph of the musical artist Seal
Jason:Why are you sending me a picture of some guy
Dick:It's Seal!
Jason:What
Dick:He's a singer. He had that big movie soundtrack hit back in the day.
Jason:You rn
Image Description: An old black and white photograph of an elderly person in clown makeup
Dick:Bedtime for babies
Image Description: A photograph of a baby sea lion
Jason:THAT'S A SEA LION
Jason:AND IT'S 7 PM
Jay
Image Description: A still from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade showing the great seal on the floor of the temple
Jason:What the hell is that
Dick:The Great Seal! The Last Crusade!
Jason:Never seen it
Dick:What is Bruce teaching you?
Jason:Bruce doesn't watch movies if they have color. Or sound.
Dick:That's why you watch it at someone else's house!
Dick:Unrelated, what are you doing this weekend?
Jason:Sounds like I'm eating your food and watching a movie?
Dick:And they say Batman is the world's greatest detective