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Chuuya was just doing some reports while Dazai, who was bored. Staring at the pen on Chuuya’s desk, he stared at it like it was his lover. Chuuya noticed and just glared at Dazai, giving him a hint that he was annoyed at Dazai’s staring. He looked at the pen then back at Dazai, damn… The staring was getting creepy, Chuuya soon spoke up and asked the staring bandage freak. “Hey, Dazai. You want the pen or something?” Chuuya asks while still writing up his report. Dazai couldn’t even tell Chuuya was talking to him, he stared at Pen-chan and the short ginger rolled his eyes and went back to writing his report about the mission they had just gone on, unlike Dazai, he was just staring at the pen and not saying anything.♡Later, at night. Chuuya was sleeping and Dazai snuck into Chuuya’s room. No not to fuck Chuuya, just for the pen. Dazai blushes once he sees the pen and he gets wet a bit, the horny Dazai grabs the pen and blushes more… Wow! Dazai stares once again, at pen-chan. He gets flustered as he holds the pen in his hand. Damn… In Dazai’s mind, he was seeing a hot kawaii object. Dazai takes the pen away with him, out of the short ginger’s room and to his apartment. He walked there with Pen-chan and unlocked the door to his apartment. He kissed the Pen-chan and then sat on his bed with Pen-chan. Pen-chan took out his stick, and Dazai blushed even more, The bandaged freak got thrust into by hot-alpha-pen-chan. Dazai softly moans, he loved the pen so much, submissive-omega-dazai moans out “Ngh~! P-pen-chan~! M-more…!” As Alpha-Pen-chan does Dazai faster, thrusting into Dazai’s tight virgin hole. The Pen thrusts into Dazai again and again, banging the little cute submissive Dazai. Fuck, damn. The pen was so hot. That was all that was in Dazai’s mind, well mostly, sure it was pretty small, but his tight hole was smaller. The very dominant pen-chan was thrusting into Dazai faster, making Dazai think nothing but how amazing this felt… maybe he was into small/short things…♡The next day Chuuya went to Dazai’s house in the morning, well. He had to unlock the doors with the spare keys Dazai gave him. The short ginger just walked in, without even telling Dazai he was coming over. Overall Chuuya only came over because his pen was missing, and the only person who would take it was that dumbass who was staring at it when he was writing the report. So Chuuya walked in without a warning, He walked into Dazai’s apartment room and walked into… something traumatizing, Dazai and the pen stared right back at Chuuya once he came in; “What the fuck-” says Chuuya as he stares in horror, Dazai and a.. a PEN? Were in bed together, no Chuuya wasn’t jealous at all. He was disgusted. He sighed “Never mind. Never let that pen close to me.” Chuuya says as he is about to leave, but then the pen calls out for Chuuya “W-Wait C-Chuuya-kun!!” Chuuya paused, why is ‘it’ calling for him, the pen should just go back to doing Dazai. Dazai who was really tired, well the two went on for the whole night after all. CHuuya let out a sigh “What do you want.” Chuuya says. The pen replies “C-Can… we… have-” Chuuya heard that and cut the Pen off “Hell no?!” The pen seems sad after hearing that from its owner. Chuuya was just going to leave him after him and the pen did so much together?? Chuuya soon left the room, mad that the pen would say ‘did so much together.’ he didn’t do much with the pen in the first place, Chuuya had never done anything bad with the pen. He didn’t even know the pen could talk- or even move! Like he had never talked with the pen before, he only used it to write stuff. Unlike Dazai… that was trauma to walk into a pen fucking up someone you knew for 7 years, seeing them in bed, Dazai with nothing on.♡For the next few days, he texted Chuuya asking not to tell anyone he was doing stuff like that. That for sure didn’t work because Chuuya didn’t reply or even look at it, oh. He was blocked. Well, Chuuya didn’t tell anyone, lucky Dazai he COULD have been with Chuuya. Dazai picked to do it with a pen. For the next few months about 4 months, Dazai noticed something, he was starting to feel VERY sick and didn’t know what to do. The pen stayed with Dazai conferring with him. They went to go get that checked out and found out…! Dazai was pregnant?!? They couldn’t find out how many kids Dazai had in him right now.♡Five months later Dazai was having his children he was in bed in a hospital and the nurse told Dazai to push. Sadly the pen said he couldn’t come… maybe because the pen was cheating on Dazai. Dazai did call Chuuya, but after all this time Chuuya hadn’t still unblocked him so Dazai had to go through it by himself. After birthing all these kids He birthed 96 kids all by himself so Dazai put all the kids up for adoption and he broke up the pen-chan. Dazai was feeling really down and depressed about all of this. Dazai grabbed a rope and tied it into a noose, grabbing a chair and hanging himself.