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It was a summer gloomy day, the sun wasn’t shining, the roads were soaked as it had been raining for a few days. Jesus' cat died, he had a terrible week, hence why it was raining. Moses walked into the coffee shop. Jesus got a glimpse of the other and the rain magically stopped. Moses didn't even notice Jesus. All he noticed was the rain magically stopping "I'm a God I made the rain stop!" Moses would say happily in the middle of the room. Jesus heard this and began to make it snow. Moses glanced outside, "damn nevermind." Moses soon enough went to the order thingy and finally locked eyes with Jesus. "Hey Moses" Jesus would say happily "What the fuck- who are you?" Moses would say. Jesus looked flustered and embarrassed. The lights would flicker after Moses would confront Jesus. Jesus would finally muster up the courage to ask Moses what he wanted "what would you like to order" Moses would look into Jesus's eyes, "Can I have a pink cakepop and a cotton candy Frappuccino- it's for my sister!" "Do you want a grande-?" Jesus would ask a little confused. Moses looked at him with confusion "whats that?" He would ask "Its like a medium " Jesus would reply sassily . "Can i get a large?" Moses would ask, still confused Jesus would glare at Moses "you mean a venti?" Moses nodded, pretending to understand. Moses glanced at Jesus. Jesus nodded and blushed as he realized that Moses was looking at him. "It's gonna be $8.97" "You take apple pay?" Moses asked. "Of course, this isn't 1829" Jesus would say as sassily as possible, trying to pretend and prove he's not a bottom. Moses would awkwardly pay with apple pay because he's a broke college student. Jesus would happily make Moses drink and accidentally made a little too much- instead of just a single cup of venti, he made two! "Moses!" Jesus would call out right after he finished making the drinks. Jesus put the drink in front of Moses, accidentally grazing moses hand with his own. Jesus would grab the second drink, and because he was very nervous, he turned the Frappuccino into wine. While he got the second drink, he grabbed the cakepop and put it in a bag with his other hand. Jesus handed Moses the drink and the cake-pop, again grazing their fingers together. But except this time, Jesus' member also started to rise.