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July 13th, 2024. Butler,PAchuuya and dazai are assigned a mission to assign the former president of the United States, Mr. Donald j Trump.
Little did they know it would cause havoc throughout America.
“Oi dazai, make sure you have good aim this time. The past few missions your aim has been weak asf” chuuya said, scolding the brunette
“Trust me chuuyaaaaa I’ll be good! And plus if I miss we have back up” Dazai said confidently, setting up the gun stand thingy (I don’t fucking know I haven’t slept in three days)
Chuuya and Dazai were watching Mr Trumpy trumps every move, making sure to get the perfect shot. Suddenly, Dazai took his opportunity and hit the trigger. But his bitchass missed!!!
“DAZAI I FUCKING TOLD YO-“ chuuya angrily shouted, suddenly dazai had forced him down to the ground and they hid. Commotion was heard everywhere and they took their chance to book it.
“I told you you’d miss, your aim is ass, jackass” chuuya grunted but dazai didn’t care. He was too busy fucking up a taco salad from Wendy’s. Twenty minutes later, they got a call from mori. Of course, he was disappointed. But they just decided to call it a day. Yes, they failed. But somebody else could do it.PART TWO (how the FUCK do you make a second chapter???)It was 8:45 on a Sunday night and chuuya and dazai were brought to Mori’s office. Mori was seen in a comically large chair stroking a cat.
“Chuuya and Dazai… this is my apprentice T Nickels”
“Hi” t Nickels said
Chuuya growled in anger “how can mori let another pedo into the building???” Chuuya thought, as he was about to pull out his hello kitty flip phone with a lady Gaga screen saver to call his friend, Kendrick Lamar, mori interrupted.
“Chuuya and dazai. I need you two to heal Donald trump. Lady Gaga has POISONED him and made him get an ear infection. We need him to make 9/12.”
Dazai and Chuuya jumped in shocked. “PART TWO? 9/11 was horrible for the American!” They said at the same time in harmony.
T Nickels laughed “yes but we need him to poison the world with the pedo spray!” T Nickels said laughing manically
Mori smacks him in the back of the head “I was suppose to say that not u!!!”
T Nickels cowarded in fear but listened.Dazai and chuuya went on a scavenger hunt for Donald trump in the PA hospital center for people needed to be in a hospital. Howeve, chuuya a friend tagged along. His number two, Kendrick Lamar.
“I’m going to kill him” Kendrick said joyfully
Chuuya knew Lady Gaga wasn’t bad because he went to one of her concerts before the incident took place, and he hated Donald trump bc he copied him by making his skin orange. As they walked joyfully through the halls, the lights went out!! T Nickels appeared behind them, dressed in a black trench coat looking like shrimp from smiling friends s1 ep1.
“Mwahahaha I caught u rags… time to report u to the oedo segices in Newark New Jersey…” he said tabbing his finger tips together. Suddenly, dazai, chuuya, and Kendrick all passed out and woke up three hours later in a dark room handcuffed together. There were hoagies, bagels, gas station attendants, and the entrance to Coney Island (fuck new Yorkers). They all screamed in fear “ahh!!! New Jersey!!!” T nickels, mori, and trump worse crossover on earth end up coming out with comically large spoons. They’re all in gay pride suits but specifically the gay flag and trump has the bisexual flag.
“We’re going to kill you now” they all said in sync
“Not on my watch! Kendrick powers, activate!” Kendrick said as he suddenly became magical girl Kendrick. Dazai, chuuya, and Kendrick all start jumping up like the power puff girls and beat up the pedo 3 with their comically large spoons they had originally.
Dazai and chuuya and Kendrick hold a knife to t nickels neck and asks him “why would u do this… don’t u understand how important the American ppl r…?” They said together
“We wanted 9/12 tho…” the ledo 3 said
“Why is 9/13 so important to you guys!” Dazai asked angrily
“Because… they’re building the quadruple towers!! They’ll leak our pedo station!! The American people will know Jeffrey Epstein DID fake his death!!!” Mori shouted
“He’s living with the queen of England in Hawaii!!!” Trump shouted
Kendrick Lamar kills them all with the large spoons. They escape New Jersey but realkze trump and mori r gone. Mwahaha.To be continued