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Kunikida x fyodorKunikida was busy looking through his ideals. There was a knock on the door of his office. Before he could give permission to come in, FYODOR stepped in wearing pajamas with a rat pattern. As soon as kunikida saw FYODOR, he let out a loud grumble. “What are you doing here?This is the ADA building, you are not permitted here.” FYODOR smirked, not saying a thing. He reached behind him and pulled out pink fluffy handcuffs and a big bottle of vodka. Kunikida, without hesitation, closed the blinds, reached into his cabinet and pulled out two shot glasses. FYODOR closed the door behind him and locked it. As soon as the door was closed, kunikida threw himself at FYODOR, barely containing a loud moan. FYODOR quickly pushed him away. “Not yet, shots first.” They both sat down on the floor, pouring vodka into each shot glass. “To a new day.” FYODOR murmured, raising his glass. Kunikida rolled his eyes, raising his glass. They downed to shot, sending a burning sensation down kunikida’s throat. FYODOR gazed at kunikida, who’s face was scrunched. “That’s hardly nothing, let me show you what really burns”while FYODOR slowly unbuttoned his pajamas, kunikida fought the urge to rip them off. FYODOR stopped. He was 5 buttons away from revealing what kunikida desired most “I can see your desperateness.” FYODOR smirked, sending chills through kunikida. “Good things come to those who wait, you said that yourself, didn’t you?” Kunikida couldn’t take it anymore. he leaped on top of FYODOR, ripping off the pajamas. FYODOR started moaning as kunikida ran his hands down his body, Towards his boxers. FYODOR unbuckled kunikida’s belt, tossing it to the side of the room. Kunikida pulled down his pants, along with his boxers. FYODOR took his boxers off as well, smirking as Kunikida sat on top of him, running his hands along his back, down to his waist. Fyodor slowly shoved kunikida’s head down to his ✨special parts✨. “you little devil, open the gates to ✨hell✨ for me✨.” Kunikida purred “gladlY~AaAAaHhH~” fyodor moaned in Pleasure as Kunikida licked the tip, cleaning off the droplets of pre ✨white✨ off his big warm dick. Kunikida could feel the sparkling shiver race up his spine and his back arched with anticipation. Fyodor saw it and got that devilish glint in his eyes. “You can keep goi-“ he couldn’t finish the sentence before he had to let out a loud pleasurable moan. Kunikida dropped his mouth to take in the big oozing liver disturber. Fyodor whimpered as kunikida sucked and moved his head up and down on it. His suction is amazing! Fyodor thought, gasping and moaning. The vodka had been forgotten and now it was just kunikida with fyodors big fat member.Fyodor could hardly breathed as kunikida got up and started revealing his own sausage.“No, it’s still my turn!” Fyodor gasped for air, yanking kunikida’s head back down, and giving a loud moan of pleasure as kunikida sucked his penis. harder and moved his mouth ✨dEepEr✨. Fyodor couldn’t even speak, his eyes were rolled back so far with pleasure he could almost see the back of his eyes. He let out a yelp as Kunakida nipped softly, releasing ✨white cum✨, which was squirting forcefully. “S~sgoOd- AaAaHHhH” Fyodor couldn’t even speak anymore, he felt the need to just rip off all of kunikida’s clothes and tangle himself with him and become one. Kunikida’s mouth couldn’t contain all the ✨baby batter✨ anymore, so he swallowed. He felt his hair rise with the pleasure of tasting such a delicacy. He bit down even harder, sucking for all he was worth. Kunikida swallowed it by the mouthfuls while Fyodor could only sit there in loud, breathless pleasure. Out of nowhere kunikida stopped and said “your turn~” kunikida started pushing his shlong into Fyodor’s ✨bootyhole✨ as deep as he could make it, not stopping when blood started dripping because of the sheer force. They rolled around in a tangled mess, both moaning and spreading white stuff around by the bucketfuls. Penis.“Gra~aAaAHH” fyodor had the air knocked out of him as kunikida thrust harder and harder into him “this hurts too much- use lube!!”Fyodor gasped, unable to breathe. They both broke apart, gasping for air like they had been drowning in deep water. “Okay, okay… let me find it” kunikida got up, and searched through the cabinets. He could feel fyodor’s stare burning his skin. “You are… just..” fyodor couldn’t explain. He loved everything about kunikida. His glasses, the outfit he wore to work, the way he thrusts into you in the way you want it to.Fyodor was too stunned to notice kunikida calling him and showing him the lube. Fyodor, ignoring his male genital, which was swollen and throbbing, got up and walked towards kunikida, vodka bottle in hand, hand cuffs in the other. “Shall we?” His voice slurred, making kunikida’s face red. “You can go first.”kunikida said, looking the other way to hide his blush. Fyodor chuckled. “But I’ve already had most of the fun! You go. Now, hold this.” Fyodor handed kunikida the vodka and handcuffs. He slowly unbuttoned kunikida’s suit, letting fall to the floor. The only thing left was his red bow. Fyodor tugged it so they were face to face. Kunikida blushed as he noticed fyodor was looking at his lips. “This…. Will be fun.” He turned kunikida around, slamming him onto the wall. He poured the cold lube on kunikidas cheeks, and started to thrust his fingers in. Kunikida started moaning and spreading his legs as fyodor loosened him up. After awhile fyodor took his fingers out, which were covered in bodily fluids. “That should do it.” Fyodor purred, licking the bodily fluids off of his fingers. He picked up the vodka bottle and circled it around kunikida’s gooey entrance. He then put all of his force into shoving it up kunikida’s ass. Fyodor and kunikida tumbled out the door with the vodka bottle still inside of him.They managed to get to the bedroom, and immediately fyodor started handcuffing kunikida to the bed “don’t hold bA-“ his flimsy order was cut off by his own loud gasp. “AaaAhhHhH~ GAHhhHhHhH~~” he moaned as fyodor started to shove different parts of the vodka bottle up each of their holes. ✨Cum✨ flew out of their bananas and into each other’s mouths. Fyodor’s body rippled in pleasure of the taste. He shoved the vodka bottle up kunikida’s ass, going as deep as possible. Kunikida’s eyes rolled back and started moaning loudly. “Mo~AaAaaAh~ve it up and down~ nNnGHhH” kunikida moaned as fyodor rammed the bottle deeper and deeper into him. Fyodor moved it up and down, faster and faster. He started moving it side to side, making kunikida scream with pleasure. “You- aGhHhGHggH~ ‘re tUrn nNgH-“ Fyodor laughed with a smirk and a man evilnglint in his eye. “You’re not done yet~” he drawled. Kunikida could almost see the inside of his own head with how far his eyes were in his sockets. Tears streamed down his eyes in pleasure. Fyodor saw this and said “don’t look away~ if you do I’m just gonna have to fuck your eyes back into place” “please do~” kunikida moaned, gasping for air. Fyodor took out the vodka bottle, which was now covered in blood. “Now it’s my turn~” he said, putting the handcuffs on himself and handing the bottle over to kunikida. Kunikida didn’t hold back, he shoved the vodka bottle all the way up fyodors third leg, managing to fit his own fish stick up there too. Fyodor could hardly handle the pure bliss of vodka he situation. He breathlessly started pushing himself more into the vodka bottle and kunikida’s magic wand of a penis. Fyodor was in a state of such joy, white stuff spewing out and moaning loudly, that he said “mOreEe~~ aAaaAaAAhhHhhgH” kunikida could not deny fyodor his due, so he took out his other penis. He then relentlessly shoved it up fyodor along with his other pp and the vodka bottle. There was blood dripping down fyodors pp but he didn’t care. With two penises and a vodka bottle shoved deep into him he wasn’t able to think of anything else. “Ahh~ agghh ~ kunikida- harDer~ aAaGggH~” the pressure inside of fyodor was too much. The vodka bottle exploded, sending vodka out of fyodors cock. The feeling was too good to explain. Kunikida, without wasting any time, turned fyodor around, opening his mouth the get the ✨whipped cream✨ mixed with vodka. Kunikida moaned at the taste. He couldn’t waste a drop. He shoved fyodor closer, his tip touching the back of kunakida’s mouth. Kunikida started sucking all of the vodka that was left. Kunikida knew all the tricks. Sucking loudly, entangling his tongue around his tip.“NNnNnNnGHHhH~AaH” fyodor felt so satisfactory, he was close to passing out. “I’m gonna~NnNghaAaAahAhhHHH” fyodor was panting. His lungs were failing him. Kunikida saw clearly what fyodor was experiencing and started pumping air I to him via the bottom. Fyodor groaned something about anatomy and how that didn’t work, so kunikida started blowing air into fyodors mouth, adding tongue. Soon they were lost in the kiss. Fyodors breath was now kunakidas. Fyodor shoved kunakida onto his back, sinking into the bedsheets. Fyodor moaned as kunakida’s tongue entangled with his. They were a tangle of arms and legs, tongues and third legs, and breathless moans.___
Atsushi walked down the hallway of the detective agency, looking for kunikida. They had gotten a disturbing call from fyodorsaying he would make it so kunikida would never be able to breath correctly again. Atsushi became nervous as he heard weird, loud sounds emanating from kunikida’s office. Atsushi rushed over to the door, throwing it up and yelling “KUNIKIDA???!!” As soon as he later eyes on the scene playing before his eyes he threw up. Before he could finish marking down the white everywhere and the tangled bodies on the bed he used the tiger claws to gouge his own eyes out, ready to key on the tigers regeneration to bring them back. Atsushi used the tigers hearing to guide himself away from the noise, but quickly stopped because he could hear EVERYTHING. There was no escape. He just stood there in the doorway, face mutilated as his eyes and ears and nose where clawed away. His tongue was next to go as some of the white stuff spurted directly into his face, making way to his mouth. Atsushi screamed in terror and clawed away. Dazai and ranpo heard the scream and rushed to his aid. They both stopped in their tracks, watching kunakida thrust into fyodor, who was moaning in pleasure, gripping the bedsheets. Dazai stared, stunned by the sight. “I… Im going to call chuuya.” Dazai said, absent mindedly walking away, without looking at his phone, dialing chuuyas phone number. Ranpo gulped as dazai walked away. “Come on atsushi-kun, let’s leave them to their fun,” ranpo whimpered, hoisting atsushi onto his shoulders, dragging him down the hallway. I should probably call Poe… Ranpo thought, trying to clear his mind from the sight of kunikida and fyodor.
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Dazai called chuuya as soon as he was out of earshot if…. Anything. Chuuya picked up after 3 rings. “What do you want you damn mackerel! You woke me up!” Dazai could hardly speak, but managed a “chuuya- can I go to your house?” He said shakily. “Sure…?” Chuuya said worriedly. Chuuya ran to his car and, using ability, got to dazai in 3 minutes. He was waiting outside and looked paler than usual. Chuuya yelled at him to get in the car. Once at his house, chuuya understood what dazai had seen. Chuuya poured himself some wine, but because of dazais above average memory for everything the story just kept going. Chuuya soon was drunk. “Let me show you how it feels to experience that~” he said drunkenly. Dazai, unable to process while sober, quickly chugged a bottle of wine and answered “yes~ plEasE~” chuuya carried dazai to his bedroom, ticket to Paris in one hand and pizza box in the other…. Cabbage in his mouth too…
Dazai and chuuya, both drunk, lay on their backs, panting. Dazai pulled the bedsheets up to his face. “That was the most fun I’ve had since, well, forever.” Dazai’s words were slurred, he had downed that wine too quickly. Chuuya giggled and got up, and put on his pants. He picked up a wine bottle from under his bed, and poured it into his and Dazai’s glass. “We should do this more often” chuuya handed dazai, who was still naked, the Glass of wine he poured for him. They both chugged the wine, setting the wine glasses back onto the table next to the bed. “Come back” dazai hiccuped, giggling. Chuuya got back into the bed, them both giggling under the bed sheets. “You are such a dumb mackerel.” Chuuya giggled, punching dazai in the stomach. “And youuuuuuuuu..” dazai slurred. “Are a shorty Mafioso.” “Hey!” Chuuya burped. “I’m still growing.” “Tell that to your dick.” dazai mumbled, closing his eyes. “YOU LITTLE” chuuya used his gravity to slam dazai against the wall. Dazai giggled, starting to get sober. Not wanting the fog of happiness to go away he grabbed another bottle of wine and started chugging it down. “We should go find atsushi~” dazai said. He looked around curiously “we have… work? To do?” Chuuya downed more wine and said “ugh… like yOu could do wOrk, but fine… I’ll-BURP- take you over there” and so, they went over to the Ada building, only wearing robes. “Atsushiiii~” dazai called once they entered the building. Atsushi came out of the meeting office, wounds all healed. “Dazai-“ atsushi stopped in his tracks. “Why is a port. Mafia. Executive. Here?” He asked. “Ohhhhhh thaaaaat” dazai drawled “you know -hiccup- you should REALLY loosen uuuuppp….” Suddenly he looked confused, as though lost in memories. “Come to think of it…” he turned to chuuya. “I’m a… Ohhh… WAS a mafia executive… wasn’t I..? Hahahah… I was only sixteen!” He said drunkenly and without thought, wrapping his arms around chuuya, kissing his neck. Atsushi stared at Dazai in confusion. “Ahhh- HUH?” He exclaimed. “HOW?” He questioned. “Atsushi…. You… ☹️… don’t think I’d be good enough for that? “ he questioned in drunk sadness. “I’ll have you know I was the youngest executive in port… mafia… HISTORY… hmmmm…. 138 counts of aggravated murder…. Ahhh…??? Blackmail… torture…!” Dazai chucked. “Kouyou used to call me in to torture people… when her best team of torturers couldn’t get information… there wasn’t one time that the person didn’t crack….”Atsushi was aghast. He had known that dazai was smart but… so this is why he had never learned his past. “Hahahaha… chuuya… take me back we MUST start our ✨work✨. And so, Dazai and chuuya left and atsushi stod there in that place in shock for another hour. Atsushi could hear the same noises from where chuuya and dazai left to as what was coming from kunikida and fyodors room. Atsushi just called akutagawa because he was done. They proceeded to ✨battle✨ until the night was out.
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Fyodor and kunikida knew people had seen them, and knew that other people had begun to follow their example as well, but they didn’t stop. The vodka bottle was gone, but kunikida’s two ppsweren’t. Fyodor went to grab the lube, using all of it on his hands and on kunikida’s cock. Kunikida suddenly moaned loudly as his stomach bulged. “I think- aaAaAgggGggGggGhhHhHh~ I’m… pregnant-“ Fyodor smirked at kunikida. “I want to meet my children~” afterward he proceeded to fuck 29 children out of kunikida. Kunikida’s only anchor through the pain was the feeling of Fyodors dicky wicky.Kunikida couldn’t take it anymore. His ✨asshole✨ was torn apart from giving birth. Fyodors own ✨penis ✨ wasn’t helping anymore. “I- AHhHhHHhhHhh~ I can’t do it anymore” kunikida cried, the contractions getting worse and worse. “ you got this! You have 17 babies to go..” Fyodor reassured. “Maybe thrusting into you harder will help more-“ Fyodor was interrupted as the door opened. Yosano was staring at kunikida, another child slipping out of him. Yosano quickly took out her med kit and helped them. Kunikida laid there, groaning and panting as yosano pulled 17 more babies out of him. The whole time, Fyodor was grabbing his hand and giving him air... ✨mouth to mouth✨. After all the babies were born, fyodor said to kunikida: “you’re so hot when you’re in PAIN” Kunikida immediately grabbed fyodor and moaned into his mouth while saying “then make me HURT”. They grabbed one of the babies and used it as a tool, shoving its head into fyodors holes and it’s feet up kunikida’s two fish sticks. They both moaned and screamed of pleasure. “Put it in already…” fyodor whimpered. Kunikida smirked and grabbed the lube. He poured it on his two fish sticks, jerking himself off. He prepped fyodor by shoving his fingers in and out slowly. Fyodor moaned as kunikida’s fingers kept brushing his weak spot inside of him. “Woah. Your asshole is leaking like pussy .” Kunikida spread it open wide and brushed the tips of his fish sticks on the opening. He gently shoved them in. “D-don’t be gentle. Ah~! Fuck me like you have me~” Fyodor panted. While Fyodor and kunikida went for another round, Yosano left and Mori snuck in to steal the babies. As soon as his pedophile senses tingled he began making his way to the babies. As soon as he saw them he began do drool and moan uncontrollably. He grabbed all the babies, hardly being able to handle not fucking them all before he made it back to headquarters. Luckily the walls were soundproof because as soon as Mori was in his office he started playing with the babies. He sucked on the male babies centimeter defeaters all at once and felt up all the female babies. All the babies got into it and began returning the feeling✨. They all began to squeeze Moris cock and his cum began squirting out at 100 miles an hour. The babies happily swallowed it all like first milk.
The end :D