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Nick walked into Thad's room and dropped straight into Jeff's arms with a huff."Sebastian?" Jeff asked knowingly."When isn't it Sebastian?" Nick countered."What did he do this time?" Thad asked curiously, looking up from his algebra homework."He left for another date with his boyfriend.""Wait, Sebastian has a boyfriend?" Thad asked, pushing his homework aside completely now."We're not a hundred percent sure but all of the clues point to yes." Jeff explained."We just don't know who it is.""It's definitely Hunter, I don't know why you won't accept that." Nick grumbled from Jeff's arms."You think Sebastian and Hunter are dating?!" Thad asked, this was way more entertaining than Algebra."Nick does but he's wrong. Sebastian is clearly dating Blaine, why else would Blaine have transferred back?" Jeff said."Maybe it's a completely different third person." Thad suggested, throwing his hands up in defence at the looks Jeff and Nick gave him."Okay then, maybe not. Do you have any proof to back up your arguments?" Thad asked."One at a time." Thad added on when both Nick and Jeff answered at the same time."We all know that Sebastian likes Blaine, he has done since Blaine visited that first time." Jeff stated."He did like Blaine for a while but then he moved on when Hunter transferred here." Nick replied."I'm still not hearing any proof guys.""Hunter and Sebastian always arrive everywhere together. The only times they've not arrived at a Warbler practice together is when Sebastian has been getting them coffee.""Well they are roommates, it makes sense that they are always arriving together.""Thank you Thad! Sebastian spent the weekend at Blaine's house and had dinner with his family.""I've had dinner with Blaine's family before, does that mean we're dating?" Thad asked."Why are you being so difficult about this Thad?" Nick groaned."Because none of this is actual proof that they are dating. Hunter was in Colorado last weekend which could explain why Sebastian didn't stay at Dalton.""But on the other side of it, Blaine's friends all seem to approve of Sebastian judging by the photos he posted from the weekend which could be because they've seen how Seb is with Blaine.""You can't play both sides of this Thaddeus!" Jeff sighed."I'm just saying that I need a little more proof before I decide which side to stand on." Thad shrugged.----"Wes just texted to put him down for $20 on Seblaine." Jon read out."So that's three for Seblaine and three for Huntbastian." Nick said, looking up from his notebook."And one for 'other' because Thad hates fun." Jeff added on."I'm just not seeing the vision." Thad shrugged."Not seeing the vision about what?" Blaine asked, walking into the Warbler commons with Sebastian."About Dean's hair in the new episode of Supernatural." Trent replied quickly."It's the same hair he had last season." Blaine replied confusedly, raising an eyebrow at Thad."I must be projecting my own feelings onto this then." Thad deadpanned, glaring at the others."Where's Hunter? You always arrive together." Nick asked."He realised halfway that he forgot the sheet music.""And then I kidnapped him to walk with me." Blaine smiled."Hey Killer, your tie is crooked."Sebastian rolled his eyes as he started to fix the tie, not noticing how closely the warblers were watching him."Clearly you are too used to bowties now because this is atrocious.""Did you really just use the word atrocious to describe a tie?" Blaine asked amusedly."If the shoes fits." Sebastian replied, taking a step back once he was done."And here I thought you said I'd look good in anything." Blaine laughed."I said the tie looked atrocious, I didn't say anything about you." Sebastian winked."Put another $10 down for me." Trent whispered to Nick."Regionals is coming up soon and we still need a third song, any suggestions?" Hunter asked, walking into the room."I liked it when you asked us to blow your whistle Hunt, that was hot." Sebastian smirked."Another $5 on them for me." Jon whispered to Nick.----Nick watched Sebastian dance between Blaine and Hunter like he was watching a tennis match.It had been weeks and they were still nowhere near working out which one Sebastian was dating."You're Nick right?" Nick heard from his right."That's me. You're Sam, Blaine's best friend." Nick replied, making Sam laugh."Did you and your boyfriend breakup?""What? No! Jeff and I are very much still together." Nick said, very much confused about where that had come from."It's just that you've been staring at Blaine, Sebastian and Hunter for at least ten minutes now.""You think I want to date one of them? Never! It would be like dating my brother." Nick grimaced."My bad dude, what's with the staring then?""We're all trying to work out who Sebastian is dating between Blaine and Hunter.""How about you ask Sebastian?" Sam suggested."I think Jeff prefers me alive." Nick laughed."Sebastian wouldn't kill you if you asked during a game of truth or dare.""Huh, why hadn't we thought of that already?""Truth or dare time, everyone gather round!" Sam shouted, everyone rushing to make a circle."I'm going to spin the bottle and whoever it lands on I'll ask truth or dare and so on." Sam explained and spun the bottle."Tina! Truth or dare?" Sam asked."Dare.""You have to drink a cocktail made by Jake with whatever he finds in Blaine's kitchen.""I hate you." Tina groaned and followed Jake upstairs."If Tina throws up, you are cleaning it Sam." Blaine laughed."Tina isn't here so the person to my right gets a spin. Spin away Nick Warbler."Nick spun the bottle and willed for it to stop at Sebastian."Sebastian! Truth or dare." Nick smirked victoriously."I don't want to move so I'll go truth.""Who's your mystery boyfriend?" Nick asked, leaning forward."What makes you think I have a mystery boyfriend?" Sebastian asked, raising an eyebrow."You smile at your phone at least six times a day, you never mention Scandals anymore, there is a rose on your bedside table and Trent saw you looking at restaurant reservations." Nick listed victoriously."My mystery boyfriend is in this room right now." Sebastian smirked and leaned forward to spin the bottle."Wait, no! You have to tell us who it is." Nick protested, the other Warblers nodding."But it's more fun seeing you struggle." Sebastian winked."Marley, beautiful Marley. Truth or dare?" Sebastian asked.----Nick downed the rest of his beer with a grimace, warm beer did not taste nice."Hunter, finally! Truth or dare?" Jeff asked excitedly, no one had managed to get Sebastian, Blaine or Hunter for the last half an hour."The last three have been dare, so truth.""Do you have a boyfriend and does your boyfriend go to a private school?" Jeff asked, making sure his question was worded carefully."That's very specific but yes I do and yes he does.""I TOLD YOU SO! Huntbastian for the win!" Nick cheered, high fiving Jon."Oh, I'm not dating Sebastian. I have a boyfriend back in Colorado." Hunter smirked."Seblaine prevails! Suck on that Thad." Jeff cheered."Sorry to break it to you Jeff but I'm also not dating Sebastian." Blaine shrugged, clearly holding back a laugh."But you said your boyfriend is in this room Sebastian!" Nick protested."My whole life is a lie." Jon murmured to himself."All of you said I was wrong for saying Sebastian was dating someone else but now I'm getting winnings from all of you." Thad laughed."My boyfriend is in the room." Sebastian smirked and held his hand out as Blaine shuffled to the side to make space."And he's sitting right next to you." Sam winked at Nick as he took Sebastian's hand to sit next to him."I did not see that coming." Trent said in awe."But you've been flirting with Blaine and Hunter for weeks! And they've been flirting back!""How could you Bas?" Sam gasped, placing his hand over his heart."Put those puppy eyes away babe, the game is over." Sebastian rolled his eyes fondly."You know I only have eyes for you." Sebastian added on quietly, leaning in for a kiss."This is so weird. I didn't think Sebastian would ever work out how to move on from Blaine." Trent said as they all watched Sebastian and Sam kissing."I thought Blaine's friend was straight!" Jon said."Wait someone needs to tell Wes and David." Jeff said and quickly took his phone out to send them a photo."Sam's a bicorn just like me." Brittany smiled brightly."Can someone please explain to us how this happened and why none of Sam's friends seem surprised.""It's simple really. Sebastian followed me around when I transferred, still trying to get into my pants but I was still crushing on Sam at the time so I didn't pay him any attention.""Then Blaine started inviting me to any plans he had with Sebastian as a buffer." Sam added."Eventually Sebastian started realising that he had a lot in common with Sam and I ended up being the third wheel." Blaine laughed."You didn't mind that Sebastian was moving in on your crush?" Thad asked."I was already getting over Sam, it was just a fleeting crush." Blaine shrugged."One movie night Blaine had to leave early so I made my move on Sam and it worked.""At least it did until Blaine came back for his cardigan and gaped at us making out on the couch." Sam laughed."You still haven't explained the mutal flirting between you three situation." Nick said, pointing to Blaine, Sebastian and Hunter."Sam and I didn't want to tell everyone straight away because this was new ground for us both. But we knew that all of you would investigate because you are nosy so we came up with the plan to make you think I was dating one of them.""We didn't think you'd take it so seriously and start a betting pool." Hunter laughed."What about when you had dinner with Blaine's family?" Jeff asked Sebastian."My brother was in town and I didn't want to go through that alone so I invited them." Blaine explained."And the reason why all of Blaine's friends are comfortable with you now is because you are dating Sam." Trent smiled."We were not happy about this at the beginning, trust me on that." Tina said."Why did they get to know and not us?" Jeff asked."That was an accident. I was dropping something off at Mckinley for Sam and Kitty saw us kissing.""And she's a bigger blabber mouth than Tina so everyone knew before I'd even left the premises.""Are we done with the twenty questions now? This is a party!""We're happy for you Sebastian, even if we do all owe Thad money now.""Thanks guys, I appreciate it." Sebastian smiled and pulled Sam up as he stood."Let's party!" He cheered and dipped Sam into a kiss as everyone cheered."Does this mean we have to make it facebook official now?" Sebastian teased."As long as you know that you'll be getting a call from Santana and I'll be getting one from Kurt the second we do." Sam laughed."You're worth it." Sebastian replied fondly and kissed Sam again.