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(In Gamindustri’s Planeptune, the sun was setting, casting a warm glow on the gleaming cityscape. The streets were bustling with citizens. Neptune is seen strolling through the Planeptune shopping district, her eyes lighting up with excitement at the sight of a retro video game store. Her steps quickened, the energy of the day’s battles still buzzing through her. She pushed the glass door open, the familiar chime echoing through the aisles.)Neptune: Oh wow, it's like a treasure trove of gaming history in here! Nepgear! Did you see this?!Nepgear: (Looking up from her book, she glances over her glasses) What is it, Nee-san? Another retro game store? You're like a kid in a candy shop.Neptune: (Her eyes widening) Oh, not just any retro game store, Nep-Nep! This one's got all the classics, and look! (She picks up a dusty old game cartridge) They've got "Earthbound" in mint condition! (Her voice squeaks with excitement. Suddenly, after they left, Neptune gets a call from her sister's phone) Hello? Yes, this is Neptune... (Her face falls) What? Really? (Pauses) Okay, we'll be right there. (Hangs up)(Cutting to the fields outside Planeptune, where a distressed-looking Nepgear runs to catch up with Neptune, who's already sprinting towards the city gates. They see the CPUs and candidates of Lastation, Lowee, and Leanbox standing there. This must be an emergency.)Noire: (Her arms folded, looking seriously concerned) About time you two showed up. Didn't you get the call?Neptune: (Panting slightly) What's going on, Noire? Why's everyone looking so serious?Blanc: (Nods solemnly) Indeed, it seems we've received reports of a new enemy. It appears to be a red bus traveling at 300 km/h, and it's headed straight for this area.Nepgear: (Worried) A red bus? (The red bus is seen in the distant horizon, approaching rapidly. It’s horn blaring, sending shockwaves of terror through the crowd. It stops in front of them, the door opens, and a figure steps out: A 12-year-old, 4ft 6in tall boy with red eyes and black hair, wearing a blue jacket with red cuffs and edges, a pair of light-blue shorts with a red line going down on each side, a light-blue scarf, a light-blue baseball cap with white, black-lensed goggles, light-blue gloves, a platinum shirt with a perano star, black knee-high socks, light-blue knee-high boots with two white belts each, and a pair of red/platinum-shelled headphones around his neck. He holds a black shield with white, cyan-glowing spikes, and a rifle that’s as big as he is. The kid walks backwards into the bus. After the door closes, the CPUs and candidates are curiously watching the bus.)Peashy: (Cautiously) Who the heck was that?Ram: (Squints at the bus) That... that was definitely not something you see every day.Vert: (Nods gravely) Indeed, that was quite... unexpected. We must find out who this new threat is and what they want from Gamindustri.Rom: It’s opening again! (The bus door swings open, and the kid steps out once more. Forty-eight more children, all dressed similarly with same colors, but different colors of eyes and hair, all jumped from the roof and landed in badass poses before an army of nuclear, volcanic, and supernova explosions occurred behind them. They all hold the same rifles and shields. One of the 49 is shiny and metallic in his skin. He must be a robot. The same kid with the red eyes and black hair shouts)Toby: Hold your fire! (The team stands up straight and holed their rifles and shields) I am Toby of the Blue Jackets. I come in peace! (He walks closer to the group)Plutia: What? We’re being encountered by some kind of enemy?Neptune: Wait, what's a 'Blue Jacket'? (she asks, tilting her head in confusion.)Nepgear: Woah! A robot? What’s your name?Max: I am Max, one of the members. We don’t have a leader. But the Blue Jackets are the protectors, saviors, and guardians of all that is and all that is not. Want to know any different answers, we’re a sniper team from the other side of the universe.Vert: Slow down, everyone, (Vert called out, her blue eyes assessing the newcomers with a mix of curiosity and caution.) What brings you to Gamindustri?Chris: We discovered a new planet entering the bubble of our universe, and we go here to investigate. We have heard that your world is in dire need of protection from the monsters and the evil that dwells here.Ram: (stepping forward) Wow, so you guys are like... heroes from another world? That's pretty cool!Liam: (Looking at Vert) Hey, Sparks. The short-lilac-haired civilian looks just like you. And this big-sister-type looks like me.Chris: Are you for real? (Looking at Plutia) You look like me. And you, with the blonde hai and blue eyes, and yellow jacket, you look like Justin over here. (Looks at Peashy while pointing at Justin with his thumb)Neptune: Genderbent, younger versions of us? How crazy is that?! (Turns to Nepgear) Nep-Nep, isn't this just the wildest thing ever?Noire: How is it possible? We have genderbent younger versions of ourselves.Adam: (Nods) Indeed, we are from another dimension. And we're here to ensure that peace is maintained between our worlds. We've heard tales of Gamindustri's troubles with monsters and the like, and we want to offer our assistance.Noire: Do you want to explain what the Blue Jackets are?Uzume: And what's with the funky outfits and the giant rifle, kid? You guys look like you're straight out of a sci-fi epic.Toby: Lance! Explain these civilians, would ya? (Nods towards the CPUs)Lance: (With a calm smile) The Blue Jackets are heroes who can access their superpowers with the watches on their wrists. Each member leads an army of 20000 robots that look like their MAX (transcendent, primordial, enchanted, multi-plated power-armored) Mode, each with the same powers and equipment. A team member of the 50 Stars can carry ten top-secret, enigmatic superweapons that resemble futuristic grenades. These are used for emergencies only. It's everyone's guess how they work. These things stay afloat in one place, splits into five energy spheres forming a star-shaped constellation, then each sphere launches thousands of guided missiles of armor-piercing, explosive energy in sixty seconds. After each use, the shells stops glowing, and they need to be charged for twenty-four hours. Each member has ten anti-gravity spherical drones equipped with weaponry that shoots homing energy that instantly and effortlessly deletes anything from existence with no possibility of the targets returning from oblivion. These drones don’t travel with velocity. They teleport all the time. Each member also has a melee weapon on their left arm: a bracer with four claws and a heavy stake driver. The quadruple-gun sci-fi rifles the team uses most often are planet/star destroyers. Each gun on the rifle can shoot seven ginormous, titanic, monumental beams of magnetic monopoles, which makes up magmatter. Magmatter has the highest binding energy. So a break of that bond will release more than an antimatter collision. The diameters of normal atoms are in the picometre scale (10^−12 m) with a density of 10^12 kg/m3. Magmatter atoms are billions of times smaller in the attometre scale (10^−18 m) with a density of 10^18 kg/m3, even denser than strange matter which is about 10^17 kg/m3 and slightly denser than degenerate matter. Because of the much higher binding energy (about 300 billion electron volts) holding the magatoms together, magmatter is about 10^32 times stronger. Stored in Q-ball batteries, each proton is equivalent to 10^36 joules, or 2.39005736×10^26 tons of TNT, which can create the biggest explosions compared to antimatter and depleted Q-particles, as well as penetrating anything regardless of material, with the beam alone. The particle beams they shoot are 98% as dense as solid magmatter. These particle beam weapons combine that with burning lasers to prevent beam spreading. These lasers are a trillion yottawatts and pulse every 0.00000000001 yoctoseconds, with a wavelength of 1.616255e-35m and each pulse equivalent to the sun's total output in a year. To prevent the beams from being absorbed by the atmosphere, the ultra-high-energy gamma-rays are mixed with UVB beams. These weapons can create explosive black holes of pure light, radiation, and heat >1.42e32 degrees hot in every pulse, and the singularities turn into active galactic nuclei. They can also shoot fifty-six million septuple-shots of near-solid extremely ultra-hyper ginormous bursts of magmatter, heat, light, and radiation per second. Like how the Ghostbusters shoot boson darts out of their proton packs. The beam cannons also have full-auto acoustic weapons that emit 521-decibel sound pulses that can vaporize surrounding opponents and flat obstacles with shockwaves. They use infrasound below 20Hz and ultrasound beyond 20KHz simultaneously to cause extreme pain and disorientation, even death. And all of the above is just from each gun on the rifle. The main gun of the rifle shoots beams of gravitational waves which destroys the universe as it goes. As it propagates at the speed of light it is undetectable, and as it destroys space-time it is irresistible.Uni: (Her eyes widen with a mix of amazement and fear) Wh-what? Did you say you can destroy a universe?! With those rifles? That’s some serious firepower!Nepgear: (Nods in amazement) Wow, that's... incredible! The power to destroy a universe in your hands is something we could never imagine here in Gamindustri. But if you're truly here to help, we're grateful for your assistance.Neptune: Any more of your information?Liam: If this is VSBattles, a Star has strength (both lifting and striking), speed, durability, intelligence, attack potency, stamina, and range that are all irrelevant (Tier ∞), which is beyond Tier 0 (Boundless). A Star can completely, conceptually, and functionally transcend the concept of tiering entirely. He is on such a level of power that he is no longer definiable or fathomable by powerscaling as a whole. This means that no tier that can ever be conceived will reach this scale, nor will any possible, whether feasible or non-feasible, sense of powerscaling that any human mind can fathom will be enough to reach this extent of power. A Star is compltely unreachable by what any definition of powerscaling can or ever will be able to define, no matter how complex they are, no matter how many come into being, even those that transcend logic and meaning, even "satirical" ones, which includes this tier itself. Stars transcend height into the highest tier above Tier ∞ (Keep in mind that simply transcending the tiering system the way High 1-A transcends the 1-A tier and how Tier 0 characters transcends High 1-A is still not nearly enough to reach this tier. That is simply higher into Boundless, which can get into infinite higher levels in itself. This tier assumes that there is another tier that transcends all extensions of Boundless, which infinitely transcends all extensions of itself the same way High 1-A transcends 1-A. Not only this, but it also assumes that there are infinite higher tiers above even this. Transcending Tier ∞ is just higher into Tier ∞, no matter how many transcendences you stack onto this, even if they are bigger than the gap between High 1-A and 0, they will always be Tier ∞, as you have to be completely unreachable by any extent of powerscaling. This means that even Joke Battles characters are completely fodder to this no matter how strong they are made to be. Even real world humans that transcend fiction and infinite higher races that transcend humanity and the higher stuff like that transcends those concepts, anything that can be imagined like that by default has to be completely unable to reach this tier). A Star and his automatically-used powers can also permanently win by doing absolutely nothing (neither aggressively or passively), not even existing or less, and at no percent at all. Each member is infinitely (absolutely) close to true omnipotence, and being infinitely close means he is not the source or embodiment of everything. Each member has all of these powers listed: Ultimate Divine Transcendent Technology, Flawless Indestructibility, Perfection, Eternal Absolute Transcendence, Omnipresence, Omniscience, Absolute Death Inducement, Erasing Presence, Divine Physiology, Transcendent Physiology, Eldritch Physiology, Primordial Physiology, Absolute Physiology, Coincidence Nullification, Convinced Inevitability, Irrational Indeterminacy, Eternal Existence, Redundant Physiology, Soullessness, Autopotence, Supreme Divinity, Universal Irreversibility, Singularity, Existential Distinction, Unreachability, Apocalypse Inducement, Absolute Destruction, Omniarch, Tetralogy, Unity, Complete Arsenal, Freedom, Eternal Existence, Omni-Status, Omnificence, Omni-Manifestation, and embodiment of the concepts power and change. Their might also embodies omnipotence, as well as absolutely everything related to it, including the most nonsensical concepts such as "Beyond Omnipotence/Omnivastence", "Omnipotence Manipulation", "Omnipotence Destroyer", "Omnipotence Bestowal/Creation" etc. However, they also encompass everything that is not immediately related to omnipotence, such as every omnipotent character, every thought related to omnipotence, every mention of omnipotence be it in discussions or in fiction or media (which would include this very sentence), every person that has conceptualized omnipotence, every possible and impossible variation and derivative of omnipotence etc. ad infinitum. So they also embody, encapsulate, and encompass power, change, and all that’s related or not to omnipotence. A Star’s might encapsulates, encompasses, and transcends not only infinitely far beyond all of humanity's thoughts, imagination, conceptualizations etc. (including the concept of totality, absolute infinity, omnipotence, and God), but absolutely everything imaginable, unimaginable, possible, impossible, existent, non-existent, known, unknown, thinkable, unthinkable, created, uncreated, discovered, undiscovered, definable, undefinable, scalable, un-scalable, fictional, non-fictional, logical, illogical, conceivable, unconceivable, etc...ad infinitum, and even the everything beyond it, and the everything beyond that, and the everything beyond that. Despite all this, it still wouldn't be an infinitesimal fraction of the true everything a Star’s power encompasses. A Star has no limits, and he will go beyond himself an infinite amount of times, just like omnipotence being beyond omnipotence and still be considered omnipotence on an endless cycle. A Star’s powers are even trans-fictional and illogical. And there will never be an opposer to be his limit, making him always fully powerful. On the quarter-weekly basis, the Stars exterminate absolutely infinite amounts of absolutely infinite armadas of flawlessly indestructible, regenerative, self-replicating, self-repairing, self-resurrecting, self-improving, extra-dimensional-traveling and extra-realm-traveling robots, weapons, and vehicles from space, time, and every dimensional possibility of the eleven infinite dimensions, as well as realms like the afterlife and beyond-sized, beyond-containment absolute nothingness. The Stars also exterminate that much of armadas of all-transcendent, all-encompassing, all-encapsulating, all-unreachable, all-embodying, eternally-existing, irrationally-indeterminate, omniscient, omnipresent, nigh-omnipotent aliens that size. The Stars even exterminate absolutely infinite amounts of absolutely infinite armadas of the highest, greatest omnipotents. Most the time, it’s infinite numbers of different infinitely-large alien races. They are always together in a campsite for an eternal lifetime. The team learns, interacts, hangs out like it’s their home, rocks and rolls, plays around, get their own team secret hideout like treehouses, all sorts of outdoor activities young kids do, and furthermore. That includes riding on bikes, rollerskating, rollerblading, skateboarding, walking around the streets and avenues, going to parks, wildlife adventures, snowball fighting, pranking, camping, boating, taking flights, hang gliding, paramotoring, going through tunnels, vents, mazes, pyramids, sewers, etc., catching insects, sightseeing, fishing, birdwatching, going to restaurants, digging, metal detecting, collecting souvenirs, riding on power wheels, underwater traveling, going to outdoor restaurants, taking subways, busses, trains, trolleys, etc., climbing on rocks, trees, walls, mountains, hills, etc., filming and taking photos, free solo climbing and all other extreme, deadly, dangerous sports and activities, shopping, vlogging and live-streaming, going on cruises, getting involved into championships/competitions, breaking the fourth wall in front of the audience, using references, memes, vibes, vines, etc., falling for traps, researching on everything nature-related, outdoor-related, etc., singing, activities targeted to kids, getting involved into rap battles, joking around, laughing on the way, playing tabletop games and board games, playing hot hands and other elementary schoolchildren and Junior High schoolchildren activities, reading books, swimming, jet skiing, water activities, sky activities, underground activities, all kinds of outdoor activities, sand activities, helping out, mentoring, crowd and group activities, mocking and humiliating bullies and other opponents, obstacle courses, and watching videos, portable TV, etc.. The Blue Jackets is like a military team that serves, saves, and protects every real, fictional, and imaginary world, universe, multiverse, dimensional possibility, layer of reality, realm, domain, and plain of existence. They even serve, save, and protect all that the one and only true omnipotence itself encompasses, encapsulates, begin, end, and embody, and all whatever’s and however’s and all that, and more. The team transcends the concepts, scales, and definitions of coolness, badassery, swag, cockiness, extreme-ness, awesomeness, epic-ness, hot-bloodiness, beauty, hotness, etc.. They even transcend those of belief, inspiration, motivation, perseverance, persistence, bravery, confidence, will, courage, resilience, permanence, luck, hope, and everything more. They are…GODSLAYERS. Each Star is a codename for a member in the Blue Jackets.Vert: Ah, I see, (she nodded thoughtfully, her gaze shifting to the red bus that stood like a looming sentinel at the gates.) So, you're like us, but from another dimension?Zack: Affirmative, Vert. We are indeed like you, but hail from a realm where the very fabric of reality is woven differently. Our duty is to safeguard the multiversal balance, and we've received intel that suggests your world, Gamindustri, might be in dire need of our assistance. But first, we can hang out and investigate this planet, learn its ways, and maybe help you deal with your local monster problem. What say you, CPUs?Neptune: Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm all for a little extra help, especially if it means taking down some big bad bosses! (She grinned, fists clenched in excitement.)Noire: Well. Okay. You kids wanna hang out, you can meet us at Neptune’s Basilicom.Sparks: Sounds like a plan to me, Neptune! We've got a whole new dimension to explore! Let's get this party started! (Spins and fist bumps her fist) Look at us. You’re like some of us, but older and female. So cool!Neptune: (laughs) Thanks, Sparks! You guys are definitely interesting. Lead the way to the Basilicom, and we'll show you around! It's not every day we get interdimensional guests.(At the balcony of Neptune’s tower, the group of CPUs and the Blue Jackets looked out over the bustling city of Planeptune, the neon lights of the arcade district flickering in the distance.)Sparks: So, this is Max, Toby, Liam, Glenn, Matt, Chris, Adam, Zack, Jake, Justin, Mark, Chase, Cody, Conroy, Leon, Jaden, Derek, Danny, Jack, Sam, Raymond, Peter, Steve, Junior, Tod, Ben, Elliot, Joey, Andy, Miles, Wesley, Nathan, Ethan, Brad, Chad, Ralphie, Monty, Antonio, Lance, Carlos, Nick, Richard, Bruce, Thomas, Bryce, Percy, Lucas, and Pat. Hey, since you’re CPUs, do you have these HDD forms like we do?Uni: HDD forms? Oh, you mean our goddess forms! (Uni's eyes lit up) Of course we do! They're like super power-ups that we can use in battle!Noire: Let us show you the power of the CPUs. (Her voice was cool and composed, despite the excitement bubbling underneath. The CPUs and candidates of Gamindustri had always known they were special, but meeting these new, god-like beings from another dimension was something they had never anticipated. The girls transformed in a burst of light, their forms morphing into their powerful goddess personas. The boys watched, mouths agape, as Neptune became Purple Heart, Noire into Black Heart, Blanc as White Heart, Nepgear as Purple Sister, Uni as Black Sister, Vert as Green Heart, Plutia as Iris Heart, Uzume as Orange Heart, Rom and Ram as the White Sisters, Maho as Grey Sister, and Peashy as Yellow Heart. The air around them crackled with energy.)Glenn: Whoa, that's some serious power-up action! (He clapped his hands in amazement) The way you guys transform is like something out of a video game!White Sister: It's all thanks to the Sharicites we have.Iris Heart: (With a sweet giggle) That's right! Our Sharicites are what allow us to become our goddess selves and protect our dimensions. They're like the power-ups in your games, but so much more amazing. (Sadistically) And if you're ever naughty, I might just have to show you how powerful I can be.Chris: Unfortunately for you, I might want to show you something too. (He activated his watch, and an iris light envelops him. His form is revealed to be just like Iris Heart, but instead of a taller woman, Chris is still a little kid in his preteens, and instead of a swimsuit, he wears shorts and a T-shirt similar to the scheme of Iris Heart’s attire. He’s like a shota version of Iris Heart. His voice is also unchanged)Iris Star: In this form, my name is Iris Star, and I'm here to make sure everyone plays nice. (He smirks) So, what do you say, Iris Heart? Ready to show them what we're made of?Iris Heart: (Surprised) Chris, I didn't know you had a goddess form too! This is just... adorable! (Her cheeks flush pink)Iris Star: It’s my MAX Mode. It’s like your HDD but even cooler! (He strikes a pose, showing off his miniature yet powerful form) Well, you were kinda flat when you were Plutia, but you got some upgrades after you turned into Iris Heart, right?Iris Heart: (Giggles) Well, I guess you could say that. I've definitely gained a few...assets since I just transformed into my HDD. What about you? Does this form boost you up in any way?Toby: Uh, we do? (Toby and the team enters their MAX Modes. Some boys have white clothes, but each in everyone has different color schemes. Each boy has a different-shaped set of detached wings. Their pupils are also power symbols.) These are our MAX Modes. But about the upgrades…(Liam the Green Star opens his concealment on his shorts, revealing a seven-inch big penis with seven-inch balls, completely covered in green latex. Green Heart is shocked by the sudden exposure and gasps. The other boys do the same, showing off their various upgrades in size and color. Toby, who has a side of three inches, is the only one unbothered by the exposure) It’s...quite something, isn’t it?Black Heart: Oh my... (she stammers, blushing furiously as she tries to look away from the sudden display of...equipment) That's definitely not something you see every day.Green Heart: If my breasts were G-cup, then that means my counterpart’s... (Her cheeks flushed with embarrassment) If G is the seventh letter, then your equipment must be...seven inches...each. Are you really that big in this form? You must be packing a heavy punch with those.Purple Heart: (With a smirk) It seems like we're not the only ones who get a little...upgrade when we transform. I'm surprised you all are so eager to show off. But, I guess it's all in the spirit of comparison.Yellow Heart: He’s already huge! My counterpart has one with nine inches in Max Mode! It’s like he’s holding a banana in his pants! (Her cheeks are red as tomatoes as she giggles nervously)Purple Sister: (looks at Max, aka, Iron Star, who has one of twelve inches) Oh wow, you guys really go all out with the upgrades, huh?Black Heart: (Looks at Pearl Star, who has 32 inches, she is utterly shocked) What in the... Is that even... I mean, how do you manage to walk around with that thing? (Her eyes are wide with astonishment, the slightest hint of envy in her voice.)Pearl Star: Oh, we can manage just fine. (He chuckles, running a hand over his ridiculously oversized "upgrade") But let's not forget, size isn't everything. It's all about how you use it.Orange Heart: So, uh, Orange Star, right?Orange Star: That's right, Orange Heart. It's a pleasure to meet you all in your goddess forms. It's not every day we get to see such beauty and power. (He bows slightly, a cheeky grin playing on his lips.)Orange Heart: With that package, do you happen to have so much orange juice to spare? (Her innocent question causes the room to burst into laughter, even though it's clear she's just poking fun at the situation.)Orange Star: (Grinning broadly) Oh, I've got plenty of juice to go around, Orange Heart. But, let's not forget that it's the taste that truly matters. (He winks, and the room's laughter crescendos, even Grey Sister can't help but chuckle at the light-hearted banter.) We Stars/Godslayers have sexual organs larger than they are in the humans forms. As a godslayer, it’s a long explanation. A Star’s package is unlike the normal ones. They are indestructible and regenerative when it comes to damage, and they produce ultra, ultra, ultra-extremely and increasingly tremendous loads on the daily basis, which is why the biggest difference is they fill up with sperm. The bigger the package, the more sperm they make. Wether it’s their natural sizes or if they’re loaded, every inch larger makes their package ten times more sensitive, productive, and responsive. Every inch also has a different side effect. Less if smaller, but more if larger. For example, White Star has a natural size of one inch on his shaft size and loin diameter. But the only side effect is just on the sensitivity, responsiveness, and productivity being 1024 times more than any, even the most sensitive, responsive, and productive, on any normal or abnormal entity. Again, every inch larger adds another side effect and multiplies the sensitivity, responsiveness, and productivity. Black Star has a size of three inches in both, and his side effect is his sensations down their being constant. He feels like his package is being played with while it’s tingling like he needs to piddle. And his balls are slightly rumbling and shaking in his skin. Even the smallest, slowest, shortest, most gentle, most ignorable, most unnoticeable contact with an atom, or even his package’s very existence itself, makes him release all of his load instantly. Purple Star has a size of five inches, a which is why his sensations and actions his crotch is making are a hundred times more intense and powerful than Black Star’s. Green Star has the size of seven inches, and he’s leaking a little while the noises his loins are making are stronger and more constant. Yellow Star has a package of nine inches, and he’s spurting out his essence all the time, which is why he wears a handicap. A Star’s package stop getting more new side effects after growing at 32 inches. So even when flaccid and covered in numbing substances, its very existence, or even a single though in a Star’s head, wouldn’t be needed to make them constantly spray a thousand gallons of sperm. At 64 inches, a Star will lose control of their package’s production and releases. At 128 inches, their balls will glow and turn pink, meaning that they’re halfway to their limit, but also the sperm heating up so much. And at 255 inches, the biggest they can ever get, the Star’s package will become untouchable, and if it’s touched in the balls, it’ll cause an explosion and a mega-tsunami of Star spunk. The more a Star’s package is played with, the bigger they get faster. But at 256 inches, the Star’s balls will rupture and explode and create a micro-black hole that instantly disappears in an explosion from having almost no mass to keep existing. A Star empties his balls twice every day to prevent them from overfilling and exploding. The Stars have technology to conceal their bulges as if they’re never out of their pants before. At 256 inches, the sperm will be a hundred and forty nonillion degrees hot, and it’ll be 1028 times 10 to the power of 256 times more sensitive, responsive, and productive than any non-Star sperm-maker. (He stops for a moment, seeing the shocked looks on everyone’s faces)Purple Heart: My goodness. Talk about... overachievers. (She tries to maintain her composure, but the thought of such overwhelming biological capabilities leaves even the stoic goddess slightly flustered)Green Heart: (Nods in agreement with a knowing smile) Indeed, it seems we share quite the... burden. But let's not forget, with great power comes great... well, you know the saying. (Her eyes sparkle mischievously) I suppose we could say our forms are the ultimate 'cheat codes' of Gamindustri. Thank goodness our breasts don’t inflate like their... assets. But sometimes, I wish I can produce so much milk just by transforming.White Heart: Just like me, yours is very small, White Star. But it's not about size, it's about how you use it. (she giggles, covering her mouth with her hand) And from what I've heard, you know how to handle your... *ahem*... star power quite well.White Star: (Blushing slightly) Why, thank you, White Heart. I do try my best to... uh... be effective in battle. (He glances down at his chest, seemingly self-conscious about his smaller frame) But enough about us, let's get to know each other better. I've always been curious, what's it like being the goddesses of your respective nations?Black Heart: (Picks at her fingernails, looking slightly bored) Oh, it's all fun and games until you realize you're the one everyone turns to when things go haywire. Being a CPU is more about paperwork and politics than smashing monsters, believe me.Purple Star: (With a cheeky grin) Well, Black Heart, I can't say I know much about the politics part, but I've got the smashing part down pat. (He flexes his small muscles, causing the fabric of his uniform to tighten around his unchanged physique) It's all about the thrill of the fight and the roar of the crowd!Chaos Star: (Leaning back in his chair with a smug look) Ah, I see. Being the big shots of your world must be quite the rush, huh? We've got our hands full with our own battles in the universe. The challenges are endless, but we handle them like champs!Grey Star: (Nods in agreement with a smirk) Oh, you have no idea. Sometimes, I feel like we're just glorified janitors, cleaning up the mess that the robots, aliens, and gods make in our world. But hey, someone's gotta do it, right? Plus, it's not all bad. We get to look cool doing it.Grey Sister: (Laughing lightly) "Cool" is definitely an understatement, Grey Star. I've seen what you and your team can do. The way you wield those rifles... it's like watching a ballet of destruction. And you, Iris Star, your elegance in battle is truly inspiring.Iris Star: (Blushing slightly) Oh, Grey Sister, you flatter me. But, to be honest, it's not all glamour and glory. There's a no paperwork or meetings in between the cool stuff. Just nothing.(Later, the CPUs and the Blue Jackets are having dinner in the grand dining hall of the basilicom, sharing stories of their battles and adventures from their respective dimensions.)

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