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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
A total pillow princess, he won't care much about getting you something to clean yourself or a snack, and if you force him to get up and go get something he will do it dragging himself.
B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
In himself he likes his arms, there's nothing special about them except some very visible veins. He likes to wrap his arms around your waist or your neck, sometimes he almost suffocates you.Shika loves your ass, but he loves your thighs even more. He loves to lay his head on your lap and spend the day relaxing there or sleeping, his favorite position is to lie between your legs and rest his head on your belly.. When he's giving you oral sex, make sure you squeeze your thighs around his head and choke him there, he'll be dying of pleasure.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
It has a salty taste, some days it feels more liquid and other days it feels more thick. It all depends on what he eats that day and how long it has been since he cums.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He likes to trap you in his Shadow Jutsus, he almost never does this during sex. You will be living your normal life and he suddenly traps you and touches some parts of your body without you being able to stop him (of course he is doing this with your consent).
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He has no experience, but he knows how to do a lot of things because he used to read some magazines with Naruto when they were younger. For him, having sex is something very intimate and he definitely wouldn't do it with just anyone. If he didn't have a love before you, you'll be his first.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Cowgirl is the perfect position for this man! He doesn't have to do much physical exertion and can easily grab your butt and thighs or put his hands behind his head while relaxing. The perfect scenario for him is you sitting on top of him, while he watches the clouds passing through the sky behind you with a cigarette in his mouth.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He is very serious, but sometimes he can make some funny comments. If his partner is good-humored and likes to make jokes, he will be smiling or answering some of your lines,
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Shika doesn't mind shaving and he also doesn't mind if his partner doesn't shave. If his partner asks him to shave he will do it, but during the process he will find it too complicated and stop halfway...
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He is not romantic at all, and sometimes he can even be a little too rough with you. If you want petals around the bed and holding hands during sex, that action will have to come from you. He is romantic in his own way, it may be a little strange to you, but as your relationship progresses you will notice his romantic acts more.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He masturbates whenever he can't sleep in the middle of the night or feels too stressed; or the times when he really needs a good night's sleep, masturbating will help him sleep like a rock.He is so slow that it can take him almost an hour to cum, his hand moves so slowly that sometimes it doesn't even look like he is masturbating. He once fell asleep while doing this.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Cock Warming, get used to sleeping with his cock inside you. He's always waking up hard as a rock in the middle of the night,, this is the perfect sign that he needs to put his dick somewhere warm so he can sleep normally, this is the best way to snuggle. Good luck staying still while he's inside you.When you wake up the next day Shikamaru will reward you for your hard work with a good morning fuck.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
In his comfortable bed or on the grass in his backyard, any place that is quiet and no one can disturb you.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
The sight of your body can make him very excited, pieces of skin showing or being in suggestive positions that only he can see also make him thirsty. He also loves when you wear short clothes that show off your thighs, especially skirts and dresses that give him the opportunity to feel and see the skin down there, even better is when you're sitting in a chair or something and your thighs look bigger, his hands go straight to the flesh there. He is definitely one of those men who always has his hands on his partner's thighs.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Nothing unhygienic and nothing involving extreme pain or weapons. Sex for him is something you both should enjoy and relax, not end up with an accidental stab. He also doesn't like very fast sex or anything that involves agility and speed, he's there to relax, not to go through some kind of ninja training.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He prefers to receive, It's easier for him to just lay there watching you suck his dick while he does nothing but hold your hair. You better be patient and get used to training your jaw to keep it open for a long time, he takes him a long time to cum.He's not very good at giving oral, he can be too slow and he gets tired very easily, he'll spend a maximum of five minutes down there and then he'll switch to something betterr. He's much better at blowjobs than cunnilingus, it's too complicated for him to understand where to start in a vagina..
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Shikamaru has a very slow pace, but he hits you HARD. He pulls out calmly and then buries himself inside you hard, the bed even shakes with the intensity. If you feel bored with this pace just get on top and dominate this guy, he's waiting for it.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
It's rare that he feels a surge of energy and decides to have a quick moment of sex with you. Shika will never have penetrative sex quickly, but he will definitely touch you in a few places quickly and then walk away, leaving you without your release.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He's curious to know a little more about your ideas, even though he doesn't like to step too far out of his comfort zone. He'll be interested in doing something new with you to make you happy.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He has good stamina, his problem is laziness. This is mainly due to the fact that he is used to taking a long time to cum and not making much physical effort during sex, he can easily last four rounds and even more if he is not lazy (aand also if you have nothing else to do during the day, because at the end of the fourth round four hours must have already passed).
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He likes to use vibrators on you, especially those with remote controls. He will sit in the corner controlling the intensity while watching you squirm in front of him (or even in public). It's not very interesting to use toys on him, he's very lazy so you don't need to tie him up, and most other objects he finds very tedious. The truth is that he likes to use it only on you
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
His favorite provocation is to touch your body and then when you're already begging him to make you cum, he stops and tells you to wait until you get the whole thing. He also loves to caress your thigh slowly when you are sitting side by side and then move his fingers down between your legs.Shika doesn't really care about being teased, he can withstand days of unfair teasing, but there comes a time when he gives up resisting.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He doesn't moan loudly, at most a few grunts and murmurs. When he is close to cumming he remains completely silent and just keeps his mouth open a little.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Don't you dare stop this man from smoking during or after sex, it's part of the process of reaching orgasm. Think on the bright side, it's sexy as hell to see that man under you with a cigarette in his mouth. The smoke and smell that remains afterwards can be a bit annoying if you have something against smoking.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
5.6 inches, his dick is the same color as his skin and the tip is a little darker, has some protruding veins and is curved at the tip. He has some nice balls down there that you'd love to grab, enjoy!
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He has an average sexual desire, sometimes he can spend a whole week wanting sex, and the next week he doesn't feel like doing anything. It depends on how his day was and his mood.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Shikamaru is one of the quickest sleepers, before you can ask him if he wants some water he will already be napping. I imagine he's a pretty light sleeper, so during the night he wakes up just to check on you or snuggle closer.
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Kiba won't mind having to get out of bed to get you a glass of water or anything else you need. He won't mind taking care of you before you fall asleep, although in some situations he might get a little lazy.
B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Kiba likes his canine teeth, they make him look sexy when he smiles. They are sharp and are the perfect tool to mark your entire body, he's always smiling at you to proudly show off those teeth. Be careful, he bitesHe loves asses, don't turn your back to him or he'll be grabbing them. If you like sleeping naked, get used to having this guy staring at your ass every morning when you wake up or while you're sleeping.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
It has a bitter taste and is very liquid. If you see a few drops on the surface you might think they are a few drops of water, until you run your finger over it and see that slimy texture.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He has a very keen sense of smell, he loves to smell your whole body and your clothes. When you're not at home he'll be secretly smelling your underwear; if you need to go on a long trip he'll be storing some of your used panties alongside other pieces of clothing, so he doesn't forget your scent.If you two don't live together and he can't sleep all night cuddling you, he'll be using your t-shirt as a pillowcase.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He has a lot of experience, he has had sex with other people a few times before you, but his greatest experience comes from watching porn or reading the tips section in a sensual magazine.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Any position where you are lying down, on your back or with your back to him. There are several interesting positions: missionary gives him the chance to hold one of your legs and bite the skin there, your nipples are also at his mercy; doggystyle gives him the view of your ass and the opportunity to give some slaps there or bite your back and neck, and many other benefits.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He doesn't make many jokes, but he laughs and smiles a lot. The mood during sex is very comfortable because of how good-humored he always is. If you do something that surprises him or when he gets really excited or close to cumming, he will have a huge smile on his face that will definitely make you smile too.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He keeps the other parts of his body a little more tidier, but he doesn't care about the amount of hair he has inside his pants, it's wild down there. Your nose will be itchy every time you have to give it oral.Hair is something natural and people shouldn't mind his opinion, so even if you're asking him to shave, he won't be doing it. Of course, he doesn't care about your shaving habits.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He's not the kind of guy who puts rose petals around the bed, candles or will serve you a nice wine, I also imagine he's not very good at remembering dates. But that doesn't make him less romantic! He is very intimate with you, you belong to him and the marks left on your body show that. The way he touches you and talks to you will be proof enough of how much he cares about you.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He masturbates a lot and for any reason, he hardly goes without it after getting hard. He goes one after the other, even though his body is already dry and begging for help he will continue masturbating. K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)Trying to escape or trying to cover yourself will not work, he'll be marking your entire body with teeth marks and hickeys. He has the need to show the world and everyone that you have an owner.Sometimes it feels like you just came out of a battlefield with all those slap and finger marks all over your body.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Anywhere, but he specifically likes to have sex on the floor, it feels much more raw. If it's a place where you might be hurting your back, he'll be taking off his coat so you can lie down safely. What a gentleman!
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
If he sees a beautiful model in a magazine or a movie with a sex scene that reminds him of you, he'll be getting hard. Also seeing you in tight clothes or lingerie drives him CRAZY, he will be attacking you like a hungry animal.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He will be marking you and leaving his scent all over your body, but there is no way he will be peeing or doing anything more gross.Kiba loves your natural smell, not your stink. So if you show up with a bad smell thinking he'll like it, he'll just make you take a bath.He will also NEVER be doing sexual acts around animals, much less agreeing to any animal-related fetish or petplay. How are you supposed to feel comfortable doing anything sexual in front of your family? Spare Akamaru from your explicit acts!
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He LOVES going to town on you. Even after you cum he'll still spend a good amount of time down there tasting you with his tongue and nibbling your genitals. And he's really good at this! He's great at deep throating and knows how to stimulate a clitoris the right way.Because he is a giver, he excitedly expects you to return the favor with as much attention as he did for you. He will be waiting for you with a smile on his face as he watches you swallow him.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Fast and harder, he will be increasing his speed every round. He is not the type of guy to start slowly and gradually increase his speed. If Kiba sees that you are not going to get hurt, he will adopt a savage pace.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Kiba lives for this, when he wakes up and before going to sleep, you need to do a quickie so the day starts nicely or you can have a good night's sleep. Even during a ninja mission that you and he are doing together, he will be looking at you with puppy dog eyes and begging for some sex
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Kiba is willing to try many things with you, as long as he is not uncomfortable with the situation, he will be agreeable to any idea you have and will be excited about it.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He can last up to five rounds, most of the time they are all long lasting. One or two is enough to satisfy him, but if you are someone who craves more, he will be holding out all night. Of course, by the end he'll be almost dry from cumming so much, but if you take a thirty minute break, he'll be ready to go again.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He is very excited to use anything on you, vibrators, dildos, ropes or handcuffs, etc. He especially likes gag balls, he ask you to use them or vice versa. Sex with him will be very interesting and fun.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He is the provocation personified when it comes to dirty talk, he won't shut up even when his mouth is full. However, he really can't provoke you much when it comes to sex, he gets a little impatient in making you wait too long to cum. When these provocations come from you, he cannot hold back for long and almost never has the patience with them, but it's fun to see him get angry at your provocations and fuck you even harder.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He is not shy, Kiba will be screaming loud. The noises he makes aren't exactly moaning, they're more like howls and excited noises that are very, very loud. Don't worry about the neighbors hearing the sounds, they will probably think that you two are joking around and playing a game instead of having sex.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Although he loves your scent, he likes it even more when your scent merges with his. After sex, he prefers that you don't shower right away so he can enjoy the scent of you two together a little more. Get used to having your body licked everywhere and having saliva all over your skin.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
A nice cock, very thick and with some nice balls down there. It grows a few inches when it gets hard and can reach almost 6 inches. It has a slightly darker color than his tanned body, but the tip is a little pink in color, when it's wet with pre cum it shines from afar. It has some veins but they are not very apparent.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
If you're going to be his partner, then you better get used to fucking like rabbits, because his need for sex is almost daily. You need to give him at least three or four nights of sex a week. Of course, if you don't want he'll be satisfying himself alone, but good luck resisting his sad eyes.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He falls asleep according to how much stamina he has used up, if he is tired he will be falling asleep within seconds after making sure you are okay. Get used to sleeping cuddled up to him and with his nose in your neck or hair.
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Neji likes to just lie in bed after sex, he will appreciate it even more if you are a talkative person, he likes to listen to you. A post-coital cuddle is also very appreciated.
B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Do I need to say? He loves his hair, it is very soft and silky, women tremble with envy when they see the shine of that hair. Feel free to pull his hair, only you are allowed to do that.He likes your collarbones, if you wear clothes that show them he will be dying to put his mouth there and kiss you. He loves to give you necklaces and jewelry that highlight your neck, you will be a very well decorated person.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He cums a lot, mainly because he doesn't masturbate much and all that stuff gets accumulated inside. It's a thick and bitter liquid, almost hard to swallow. Also, Neji will not swallow your cum, he doesn't like the taste and will be angry if you make him do it. He'll be a little scared if you swallow his cum and won't be kissing you afterward.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Sometimes he uses the Byakugan to observe you, get used to feeling like you’re being watched when you’re taking a shower or doing other things…I wouldn't say he's a voyeur, he just likes to know what you're doing. If he watches you while you're masturbating or doing something else dirty, he won't say anything, but he'll be giving you that 'I know what you did' look.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
No experience, he will remain pure until he finds the right partner that he trusts. Easily the type of person who would wait until marriage but suffer from accumulated horniness all the way there.
F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)
Missionary, it's an intimate position for him and he likes to look into your eyes while doing it. During the act he changes the positions a little so that it doesn't seem so traditional. As a bottom he likes to be pressed against something, like a wall or being leaned over a table.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Extremely serious, if his partner makes a joke he will laugh a little to lighten the mood, but he takes the moment very seriously and doesn't make jokes.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Even with all that hair on his head, he doesn't have much down there. Everything is trimmed enough to look hygienic but also not 100% clean. You won't be seeing any hair on his body (except on his arms and maybe his legs when winter comes)
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Neji is a very reserved person and doesn't see the need to always say he loves you. This doesn't mean he doesn't know how to show his love or isn't romantic, he's just reserved. But he has his romantic moments, he likes to create a mood before starting sex, a good dinner, white wine, candles, and everything necessary to make the place more intimate and special.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
As I said before, almost never. I imagine he doesn't feel very comfortable masturbating inside the Hyuga clan's dwellings, so when it becomes a necessity he tries to do it as quickly as possible and doesn't look very natural or good.The day someone does this for him or he learns how to jack off the right way, he will probably have an orgasm so strong and fast that he will be in a coma for almost an hour.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Pulling hair. He'll never tell you this, the only way to find out is while you're running your hand through his hair and notice the shivers and moans he gives when you pull too hard and get your fingers stuck in some strands.Whether he's a top or a bottom he'll be collapsing whenever you grab that hair, he'll drop his shy persona and start moaning almost like a porn star.
L = Location (favourite places to do the do)
In his room or any other private place, he's not doing this in the Hyuga residence. Seriously, imagine how embarrassing it would be if he activated his Byakugan during sex and found seven Hyugas looking at him in shock .
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Sometimes he goes so long without relieving himself sexually that he simply explodes just seeing you. Once you find out about the hair thing and start teasing him about it, he won't hold back for long.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Nothing that involves you both getting dirty (like lying in the dirt or mud), seriously, he seems like one of those people who folds the clothes they took off before having sex, so I'm guessing he's not too happy about getting his white shirt or clothes dirty.He also won't be doing anything disgusting, just the thought of doing something like that makes him sick.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
When you give this poor man a blowjob, he will feel like he has received a divine blessing, even after you have done it twenty times he will still feel like it is the first time. You'll probably be the first one to give him oral, as he's very reserved about it and won't be putting his mouth on someone he's not in a serious relationship with, and he won't be letting you do it to him either.Neji prefers to give because he doesn't have much self-control when receiving. At first, he was a little disgusted about licking someone else's private parts and their fluids, but after trying a few times, he will start to enjoy pleasing his partner and will become very good at it. Don't forget to grab his hair during oral sex.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He's not fast but he's also not very slow, he tries to find the best way to last longer. He only keeps a faster pace when he's close to cumming.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He's not against it, but he prefers things to take longer and be more intimate. He won't deny it if you want, but if he's excited he'd rather wait until he can have a good night of sex with you.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Neji may be a little reluctant to try new things with you, if you decide to try something very specific or strange he will be looking at you in surprise and take some time to think about. But generally he accepts, he is also a little curious to try new things, he is just a little scared.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
His stamina isn't very good, it doesn't take him long to cum and he can last two rounds, if he tries a little harder maybe three. As your relationship goes on, he will be able to increase his stamina and reach the third round without looking like he has been drained of all his strength
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He doesn't really like using it on his partners or himself, he prefers to use what he naturally has. If it's something you want and ask him to use it on you, he'll be doing it, but he'll never be the one coming up with the idea of using a toy.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He is definitely the guy who loves to tease you. He can spend the day talking in that ironic and sarcastic tone about last night or the next. He keeps teasing you about being better than you, but when the time comes he ends up getting totally whipped.When it's the opposite, He will tease you back and start a battle between who provokes the other more, until there comes a time when you both get tired and fuck.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
If he's on top, he doesn't make much noise, just a few low murmurs and moans. If he's on the bottom, man, he gets loud. Not loud enough for the neighbors to hear, but loud enough that you're surprised at how loud he can be. His voice only gets quiet when you pull his hair back so hard that it makes his mouth open.His moans are very erotic, almost like something straight out of a porn.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
When you get the moaning pack, you get pornographic expressions as a bonus! While you're giving him a blowjob, take a moment to look up and watch his face, it's almost comical. It's a wonderful thing to watch, whenever he has his hair being pulled or something is inside his ass, he will be making the best expressions possible. Someone hire this actor!
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He doesn't have a very muscular body, he has good muscles (of course, he's on team guy) but he doesn't have the buff physique.Now let's get to the important part, he has a big dick. If we were to rank the biggest dick among the Konoha teams, he would be in fourth or even third place, around 6.4 inches. He's a shower, with a dick the same color as his skin and average-sized balls.I'm pretty sure I saw a scene of Rock Lee and Naruto being surprised to see Neji's dick in Naruto SD, but I don't know if it's my memory playing tricks on me.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He's always having sexual desires, but tends to ignore his needs and only realizes that his desire is too high when he is about to attack you. So I would say he has an average sex drive? Just good at controlling his impulses.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Unless he's extremely exhausted after sex, he won't fall asleep quickly, he'll probably just lie there reading something or watching you fall asleep. His favorite position to sleep with you is with your head on his shoulder (or vice versa). If you like to cuddle tightly while you sleep, he will be waking up in the middle of the night as if he is being suffocated (he loves drama) :p
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He may have some experience with sex, but he has none with aftercare. Sasuke isn't very used to taking care of his partner after sex, it may take a while for him to start caring a little more about the after-sex and not just get up and leave. The most he can do for you is lie next to you and maybe cuddle a little.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
That neck... mmmmmm it's a temptation. He's definitely the kind of guy who takes pictures showing his neck from the side. Your dream is to put your mouth there or mark that place, he knows this and will be teasing you even more with clothes that leave that area exposed, when combined with the view of his torso... good luck keeping your sanityHe loves your hands, he likes to admire them; his favorite way to show affection is to hold your hands or caress them. But, Sasuke's not the kind of guy who would hold your hand during sex or whenever you go out in public, so don't expect too much from him.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He cums veryyyy little and it's a thick liquid that sticks to everything, the stains are hard to get out of the sheets, he could easily cum inside you and you would barely notice until the next few months.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He likes to grab your neck during sex and during the kisses. Not as an act of dominance, he just likes to hold it there because he feels that if you allow him to do it then you trust him. He doesn't usually put much force into it, just a light squeeze when things get too hot, but if you want, he'll be going deep into it until you warn him or he realizes that you are already out of breath.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Sasuke has some experience, I imagine that the years he spent outside of Konoha were quite conditioning for his sexual experience. He knows too well what he is doing. He doesn't have sex with anyone he meets, but I imagine he wasn't like that in his youth when he was kind of rebellious.
F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)
If we're talking about Sasuke from The Last, I imagine he chooses positions where it is comfortable for him to use only one arm, mainly sideways positions or where he is lying underneath. If we're talking about Sasuke before The Last (I usually refer to this one) he'll be putting you against the wall and fucking you right there, sometimes your legs are around his waist and sometimes you're just pressed with your head against the wall.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He is extremely serious, if you make any jokes he will look at you with disgust.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He only shaves the hair that can be seen above his pelvis, below that he sees no need to be completely naked. There is a considerable amount of hair down there.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He is romantic in his own way.Sasuke won't be saying I love you or ‘making love’, but he has his own ways of being romantic. He holds your hands and spreads lots of kisses all over your body, the look he gives you is proof of his love for you.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He doesn't masturbate much, only in times when he's really stressed or can't sleep. When he feels horny he prefers to wait to get the real thing.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
I've read this in several places (tumbrl) and I have to agree. Uchiha breeding kink.Obviously all the Uchihas are thirsty to increase and reborn this clan, it's almost as if the great desire to have children is a genetic trait given by the Sharingan. With their red eyes, the Uchihas look at the woman they love and automatically think “that's it, I need to get this woman pregnant.”But if you two already have a child, he won't be doing this with the intention of getting you pregnant. Sasuke don't want to risk sibling fight, again. So it's best that you find contraceptive methods that won't prevent a creampie.
L = Location (favourite places to do the do)
He's not doing it in a public place. Sex for him is inside the bedroom or inside the densest forest in the shinobi world, where no one can bother you (you wouldn't want to witness the wrath of an Uchiha who had his fuck interrupted)
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
He doesn't get excited easily, he needs some good foreplay to get hard. If you're good at making out he'll be getting excited quickly during your kisses.Sasuke also won't be having sex with just any person, much less on the same night you two met. There are many steps to reach the supreme level with this Uchiha.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He won't be doing anything extremely intimate or romantic with you if you're just a regular fuck, in these cases, Sasuke just does things as quickly and raw as possible.No hickeys or neck bites. Sasuke knows he has an admirable neck, but he is not allowing any marks around that area.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Sasuke prefers to be on the receiving end. He feels really good just sitting with you kneeling between his legs, he also tends to grab your hair a lot and use it as a guide or sometimes make you do a deep throat.However, you need to be dating him for a while before he puts his mouth on you, he won't be going down on just anyone.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He has a very fast pace, most of the time he starts with a very rough rhythm and manages to keep it that way for a long time. The only times he slows down the pace is just to tease you.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He is not against it if you really need it, but he'd rather spend the night or day doing round after round with you. He'd have to be in extreme need to propose a quickie, has a high level of control and can wait days to have a good night of sex with you.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He is quite skeptical about trying new things. He prefers the traditional and has a certain prejudice against trying to accept new things that interest him. With a little insistence, Sasuke will accept (as long as it is not something he really doesn't want to do), but you will have to insist.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Sasuke will last four rounds and can go up to a fifth. He has a high stamina and will definitely be rocking the bed with you all night long.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
You will need to insist a lot for him to use a toy on you, he doesn't like using things other than his dick, his fingers and his tongue. He even thinks about the possibility of using handcuffs or something to tie you up, like ropes or wires.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Just his smile is already a big provocation, it will get to the point where he will be laughing when he sees your despair. Even before you start to know each other, he will already be teasing you about the possibility of you having a relationship (which according to him would be something impossible).
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Really, having sex with Sasuke Uchiha is something only the best ninjas in the world can do, because hearing him moan in your ear is mind-blowing.He tries to suppress his naughty moans, but it only makes them seem even sexier. It all gets better when you see him biting his lip and grunting in pleasure.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He usually uses his sharingan during sex to capture some image of you. He usually does this when he sees you sleeping naked after sex, or seeing a scene that really turns him on or makes him happy.Also, Sasuke has an extremely arrogant and naughty smirk on his face whenever he is having sex. No matter what position he is in, even while he is tied up, he will be looking as if he is doing you a favor by having sex with you.No matter how much you degrade him, it will not work and he will always keep that naughty and needy smirk on. A true power bottom.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He has a slender body and a visually pleasing cock, uncut and perfectly thick. When you hold it in your hand, a few veins seem to pulsate. I don't imagine it's bigger than 13 centimeters, sorry. But damn, he knows how to use the sword he has very well. In addition to having great experience, he's an excellent apprentice and is willing to try to improve his sexual techniques.He also has a nice ass, make sure to take a good look the next time you see this guy naked from behind.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He doesn't have a high desire, he can go weeks or months without the need to have sex, masturbation can keep him under control. After Sasuke starts having a relationship with you, this need will become more frequent and it will be harder for him to go more than six days without cumming.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Even if it's nighttime and you're both ready to sleep, he'll spend some time awake and motionless, just staring at the ceiling. It can be a little scary the first time you come across it.
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
One of the most affectionate, Lee will be treating you like a precious flower after sex. Anything you want he will be going to get it for you, especially if you are exhausted at the end.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He's definitely the kind of guy who's always flexing his biceps and sending you a picture of them. Lee admires any part of his body that's defined by muscle, he worked hard to get to that level.He LOVES your waist, he will always be holding you there when he kisses you or during sex. He loves to hug you from behind and hold you by the waist whenever you are walking or standing still. Whenever that part of your body is exposed, he will be staring and smiling, sometimes he will even leave some kisses and hickeys in that area.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He has a thing about cumming inside you, but he's ashamed every time you swallow it. Lee is not really a fan of creampies, he just prefers to cum inside even when using a condom, and at the same time as you. It is a thin and somewhat transparent liquid, and does not come in large quantities.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Sometimes Lee will skip his workout just to have sex with you, under the pretense that he'll already be working out. If you accompany him to training, you will be in luck, the cardio of both of you will be done inside the bathroom or between some trees and a deserted corner.Truth be, sometimes cardio training is quite boring, I think everyone should be training their resistance in a more interesting way
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Rock Lee probably remained pure until he met you, he became a true monk of chastity in the hope of having his first time with the right person he loves. Or, he ended up being teased by his friends for wanting to wait for the right time and decided to look for the first person who came along just to lose his virginity. You decide which story to believe.He has accidentally come across some pornographic magazines or content before, acquiring some valid knowledge with the excuse of “staying prepared for the big day”.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Spooning. At first he believed that missionary was the most romantic position, but after he realized that in this position he can hold you in his arms and have the vision of seeing you looking at him over your shoulder... It's perfect for sex and cuddling.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He TRIED to be as serious as possible, because this is a special and important moment, but it is impossible for him and for you.Lee will probably be saying or doing something that will get a few giggles out of one of you, it won't be a circus atmosphere with loud laughter, but it will be a pleasant and comfortable atmosphere, without tension.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He has a lot of hair, a lot, and it's thick. He usually shaves it to try to keep it as short as possible, but sometimes it can be a bit tiring and he just prefers to keep the torso area clean.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
You won't find a more romantic man than this one.Roses, kisses, candles, compliments, more kisses, he will do everything to please you as much as possible. He is the most romantic man in the world with you, whether it's outside or during sex. You are something precious to him and the best way for him to show you this is through acts of service and physical touch. Get used to being loved in every way and every day.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Every week he feels the crazy urge to do the act of bragging, while thinking about the one he loves. Although he finds this act disrespectful and dirty, he still ends up indulging in good old masturbation.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Orgasm control. Although Rock Lee sees sex as something peaceful and vanilla, sometimes it can become more of a challenge or fun for him. Even though he is a sweetheart and super affectionate with you, he will still be pushing you to your limits.He will always be praising you and showering you with kisses when you achieve a goal. "Good job, I knew you could handle it"
L = Location (favourite places to do the do)
In the bedroom and between four walls. At first, it will be very difficult to convince him to venture out and have sex in more creative places. As the two of you become more and more intimate, he will accept expanding his favorite places, and may even go to the training camp…
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
You, whatever you are doing will be taking this man to a new level of passion and lust. The slightest provocation, speech, gesture and sigh can already make this poor guy have an erection..
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
There is no way he is degrading you or doing anything that will hurt you. Lee has a bit of a problem with BDSM and other forms of sadomasochism, but with great difficulty he may be agreeing to take part. Also, no gross stuff.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
I think it's obvious that he prefers to give. He's neither good nor bad at giving orals, he's exactly in the middle. Not so good that you have a deafening orgasm but also not so bad that you're not satisfied. Lee just does what needs to be done.He loves when you give him a blowjob, Lee thinks it's a true demonstration of love and trust. He'll always treat you with care and never force you to go too deep, always stopping when he sees you're out of breath or close to choking. If you're swallowing, you'll be giving this man a heart attack.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Fast? Fast is an understatement for this boy, he's moving inside you at lightning speed!He always starts at a normal pace until he's sure you're comfortable, then he starts to increase his speed to the level of inhumane speed until he's strafing you from the inside.Please don't tell him to go faster when he's already going REALLY fast...
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
At first he thought that sex was only good when done with affection and kind foreplay, but after he discovered the power of quickies…The only one who can offer us a real quickie is Rock Lee. Regularly, at any time of the day this young man will be inviting you to fuck at the speed of light.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Lee is interested in trying and doing whatever you want, although he is always a little worried and apprehensive at first, he will be interested in trying something different.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Ahaha, good luck, because this man has no shortage of stamina! 5 rounds? Nah, he can easily go much longer than that and barely get tired! Of course, just one or two rounds is enough if you can't keep up with him, but if you're looking for an endurance challenge... you'll be spending almost an entire day fucking, stopping only to drink water and eat.Even when he's already dry, that cock will still rise and he'll keep pleasing you.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
At first he misunderstood the idea of using a toy on you, Lee thought that him wasn't enough to please you and you needed something else to satisfy yourself. But after explain that this is not the situation, he will be agreeing to use toys with you and vice versa, in fact he will be getting very excited about the whole situation.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He can't stand teasing, he'll probably start crying if he has to endure seeing you teasing him for too long. However, he can be a little teasing accidentally, sometimes he doesn't realize how provocative small actions can be.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He doesn't moan as loudly as Kiba, but it's still a pretty considerable volume. Luckily he doesn't scream when he reaches orgasm, he just decreases the volume of his moans and speeds up his movements, but if he did scream he would probably wake up the entire village.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
It will take ages for you to reach the next stage with Rock Lee. I'm sorry, but you will have to insist tirelessly to prove that you are not the sweet and innocent flower he thinks you are.In addition to being afraid of not meeting your expectations, he also thinks that you are too innocent to commit such a lewd act. In fact, he is the one who is too innocent...
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
HEAR ME OUT, 7 inches. I don't care what people think, he's got something big down there. It's a really cool plot twist, because most people think that just because he's 'ugly' he would have a small dick, but no. And I imagine that the characters in Naruto would also think the same thing, and I think that even Rock Lee would think that his dick would be a 'normal' size and would be surprised to see the other guys being surprised to see the real size of it.If you think otherwise, fuck you, because I think it's an incredible idea. Imagine, you would never think that a guy like him would have that between his legs.He has a really nice body (more like Bruce Lee) so seeing him naked is quite a sight.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He doesn't have a high desire for sex, it will always be you who initiates something sexual. There's a small chance he'll have a sex drive after you've been apart for a while, but he tends to prefer non-sexual physical touch at first and then progress to something spicier.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He loves to sleep next to you after sex, not because he's sleepy or tired, he finds it romantic and appreciates you doing this with him. His arms are perfect for cuddling
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
He's too lazy to get out of bed and go get something for you, so he'd rather just snuggle with you for a long time until you both fall asleep or have to get up to do something important. Of course, if you want a glass of water or something to clean yourself with, he will go and get it for you.
B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He loves his smile. Seriously, Naruto has such a beautiful and bright smile, whenever you see that smile a part of your heart gets warm and you automatically feel the urge to smile too. It's contagious and beautiful to watch.Boobssss, crush this guy's head into your breasts, if they are big he will be going into a coma and will be unable to resist the urge to cum between them. If you don't have a nice and big pair, don't worry, just the sight of your nipples showing through your shirt is enough to bring him close to climax.I can imagine Naruto and Shikamaru having a good discussion about boobs being better than asses.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He loves to cum all over your body, especially in the belly area, sometimes can be so strong that it reaches your breasts. It is liquid but very viscous; just like Sasuke I imagine it wouldn't be very difficult to get pregnant with just a drop of that sperm.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Kurama sometimes watches you two... Naruto never let you know what it says, but sometimes he ends up letting slip some comments that the fox makes. Don't worry, this doesn't happen every time, only when Kurama wakes up from sleep by accident and ends up seeing what it didn't wanted to see.Kurama will keep insisting and provoking Naruto to let it take the position.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
His experience comes from sexy magazines and pornographic websites. Naruto has a very fetishistic view of sex and was certainly disappointed after discovering that real life is not the same as in porn movies, so don't be surprised if he tries or expects you to do something extremely dramatic and unrealistic during sex.I'm sure that during training with Jiraya he didn't just stay in the next room listening to his sensei having a night with other women, at that time he must have also entered the party even though he was underage...
F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)
Doggystyle. This is the perfect position because it allows him to observe your entire body. During sex, he will be making some changes, such as grabbing your neck or your hair, holding one of your arms, or even laying you down completely and lifting one of your legs.This position is also perfect if he is using his Shadow Clone Jutsu.He LOVES whenever you decide to sit on his face, 69 is one of his favorite positions and he doesn't care what others say, he will always defend it.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Naruto will definitely be making some jokes and funny comments during sex and foreplay. Nothing that will make you uncomfortable or in a bad mood, it's just him being himself. It's cute and creates a good atmosphere during the act.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
His blond hair is so light that it won't obstruct your vision too much, it's not a lot of it but it's thick. That's why he doesn't worry about shaving.Even if you ask him to, he won't be shaving. Even though he's used to seeing images of completely naked women, he's aware that body hair is natural and does not require you to shave.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Actually, I doubt Naruto knows how to be romantic. Romantic dinner? Nah, he'll probably just be taking you to Ichiraku ramen. You can't even say that you're disappointed because you already knew that before you became romantically interested in him.However, the fact that he is not very romantic does not affect the fact that he shows you that he loves you. Naruto is one hundred percent physical affection and quality time, will always be hugging and kissing you, saying he loves you ten times every day. During sex, while he can be a little more wild and aggressive, Naruto still knows how to make love and have good vanilla sex.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Naruto masturbates a lot, he doesn't even need to spend a lot of time caressing himself to cum right away. Sometimes just once isn't enough to lower his lust, the farthest he got was six times in a row in the same night (in his defense, he was in puberty).
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
It's your lucky day! When you win Naruto's heart, you get two, or three (or more than five) of him as a gift. Take advantage of the opportunity to enjoy more than one Naruto around you during sex or during your normal life, he certainly has several ideas on how to use this jutsu on you in the best possible ways.Get used to suddenly feeling an extra pair of hands on your back or another hole in you being filled.
L = Location (favourite places to do the do)
He doesn't really like having sex in the same place all the time, if you are a shy person who likes to keep things secret in the bedroom, he will quickly get bored. Try different places like kitchen, living room, bathroom etc.So, Naruto doesn't have a favorite place. What he likes is to have sex in places where you both go or are always passing by (like the Hokage's office, some alley in Konoha, or some specific tree); whenever he is there he will remember the fact that he have already performed lewd acts in that place with you.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Sometimes he doesn't need any motivation from you, it's just his libido speaking louder. Of course, some actions you take, such as wearing clothes that are too short or that show some cleavage, can quickly turn him on.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Nothing that makes either of you uncomfortable or creates an unpleasant atmosphere. Naruto is not shy about saying he doesn't like something or asking you to stop, so he insists that you do the same if you don't like something. In case of aggressive sex or something different that you both are trying, he will probably use a safe word.Although he sometimes uses some of his jinchuuriki abilities during sex, he doesn't like when you talk about Kurama during that time. Also, he doesn't like degradation very much.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He is great at oral sex, he has no shame or resistance in going down on you. He has a good tongue and can last a good few minutes down there, that's why he prefers giving oral sex than receiving it.He excitedly waits for you to reciprocate the action, if you don't want to he won't be forcing you, and if you are inexperienced he will be more than happy to guide you.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He is already a fast-paced, a wild sex that is extremely explicit to those watching from the outside. If you are a shy and embarrassed young man/woman, he will probably be corrupting you to enter the world of fast and aggressive sex, and if you are like him, then you two will be tearing down a house.But he can always go a little slower if you want :)
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He's all for it and is very excited to have a quickie with you any time of the day. But Naruto prefers more intense and longer sex, and although it costs a little, he prefers to save his energy for a long night than to have several sessions during the day.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He's willing to try anything different with you, and he hopes you feel the same way, he'll probably be the one with the most ideas (some absurd) to try with you.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
This boy can and WILL last five or more rounds, stamina is something you don't mess with. Sure, in a contest he won't beat Rock Lee, but among all the other people he'll definitely be coming in second place.The speed at which he cums may increase as his body becomes more overstimulated, but this is something that will get better over time.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
YES YESYESYES YES, He will definitely be very excited to use some toy on you, with you, or even on himself. He thinks sex is fun and that if there are tools that can make this experience more interesting and unique, then everyone should try it.Be like Naruto, end the prejudice against sex toys!
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Naruto loves to tease you, he spends the day doing this through touching and talking in public or private. However, he really hates when he is teased, he gets very impatient and starts teasing you saying that you are hurting his feelings.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He's not ashamed to moan or anything like that, he doesn't make loud noises, just some muffled grunts and groans. However, he spends a good amount of time talking, sometimes it's not even dirty talk, Naruto can start talking about his day normally during sex. It's something like: "Did you know that Sasuke really pissed me off today? He kept talking about how he was better than me during training and that I should..." You stopped riding his cock as you just watched him go back to randomly talking about what happened during the day. "Hey why did 'u stop?"
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
It may be a little scary the first time, but during intense and rough sex, there is a small chance that he will activate his beast form.Keep insisting him to go faster and faster when he is already at maximum speed and you will see what wild sex is.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
I imagine he's a shower, it doesn't change anything when he gets hard, so something around 14 to 15 cm (which is big for me). It's thick, has some veins around it and the tip is a little pinker; when you hold in your hands it is very warm, suddenly you have a huge urge to put it in some hole in you. He has a slightly tanned body, so looking at that body that sometimes seems to glow is a beautiful sight
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
High? High is too little for this boy. He sometimes seems like a fox in heat when it comes to sex, four times a week is almost obligatory to satisfy him. And if you are not able to satisfy these desires of his, he will be getting really frustrated.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He doesn't sleep right away, he just lies there snuggling with you. He'll be sleeping with you whether you want him to or not, and if you refuse and leave, he'll be upset and feel abandoned by you. But after a long day or a long fuck, he'll be asleep the moment he rolls over.