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As a God, i don’t need to eat, sleep or breathe but here in this universe i’m just a human, well not really, who have human needs, my favorite need is sleep, i could sleep for days if i want but i have to remember that i have five children to take care of, i work at home while my wife works at a shop, because of our difference of schedules, she takes our youngest, Castiel, to school while i take care of the others, make breakfast, their lunch boxes because there is no way i'm giving them lunch money, school bullies likes to steal and having Gabriel and Loki without lunch makes their sunny and playful behavior into a nightmare to deal with, it’s just not worse than Michael and Lucifer, oh me, these two, these two drive me crazy, every since they were younger they already fought, somehow Lucifer managed to push Michael to inside the washing machine and Michael pulled him inside, both got stuck and Gabriel being clueless and innocent at the time turned the wash machine on, Loki, who saw what happened panicked and screamed at Gabriel, telling him they needed to stop the machine, Gabriel came to me crying saying Michael and Lucifer were dying inside the washing machine, i go to the kitchen and see Loki with a scissors ready to cut the cable of the machine, thank me i was able to stop the machine and take both of the little brats out of the machine, no broken bones but they were soaked looking like wet cats, all of that happened in three minutes. Now i am reminded that i’m late by having a very loud rock song, bass boosted and Gabriel jumping on my stomach, truly waking me up, i couldn’t hear a thing he was saying, even i, God, have sensitive ears and stomach.

—WAKE UP DAD, LUCI IS MAKING BREAKFAST!—WHAT?—BREAKFAST!—I KNOW, I’LL DO IT, GO WATCH TV.—LUCIFER IS COOKING.—HE WHAT?—COOKING!

The smoke alarm was ringing, which meant only one thing.

—What are you doing?—Morning Dad! I’m making eggs and bacon.—No, you are making burnt flesh and bad eggs, let me throw this in the trash before any of us can get sick, turn off the stove Lucifer.—Throw in trash? But i worked so hard to make it!—i know you had good intentions but if we ate it, we would get sick.—But…—See? Told you Dad wouldn’t like it.—It’s not like he didn’t like it! He didn’t take a bite to judge!—He just saw it and said we would get sick, you suck at cooking Lucifer, just admit it, you couldn’t even bake a cake for Cas.—I followed the recipe and did everything right! —Yeah? Making it look like coal cake and not chocolate cake?—Michael, did you feed Sparky?—I did, why?—Well i told you not to feed him! The food expired, now he’s sick!—Well, Dad forgot to buy groceries including Sparky’s.—That doesn’t explain why you still fed him when i told you to not do it.—Listen, he was whining and looking at me, i didn’t know the food was expired!—You’re sooo smart Michael, can’t follow an order.—And you can? I don’t think so, yes i am very smart, what about you Lucifer?  Straight B’s, not a single A, i always get A+, mock me all you want but you can’t deny i’m the smartest one.—Quit fighting! Sparky is sick because of YOU, if Sparky dies…you’ll do my homework until the world ends! Got it?!—Gabriel, give me Sparky.—...

It’s been a while since i did stuff like this, Becky and the kids know who i am but don’t often comment about it, though Becky showed extra love, we did meet here in a library, the cliche ‘Are you looking for this book?’ I’m still a writer but also work in social media marketing, as for Becky she works in her own shop but also writes her own little stories as a pastime, good for her but also poor me, there’s still a little bit of the Becky i used to know, but now as a full grown woman…i had many girlfriends and boyfriends but none of them was the type of chaining me like i was kidnapped by a lunatic and…well dress me as a pretty girl, listen, i’m very open-minded but i think taking pictures of literally God in skirts and dresses and make a calendar with all the photos is a little messed up, especially when you use said calendar at home, where your kids can see you wearing a cutesy nun costume, it can be a little embarrassing, at least Castiel thinks i look pretty.

—Thank you Dad! Oh Sparky, you are alright!—You’re welcome.—So, do i still have to do your homework?—Yes!—Alright.—Breakfast is ready, eat and wash the dishes, i’m taking a shower, oof!—You ok Dad?—I-I’m fine, Loki, you are in charge.—Alright!

—Yo, Mike!—What do you want, Lucifer?—Dad left his laptop on, wanna check his search history?—Why would i want to see what Dad searches?—Mine and your birthday is close, don’t you want to see what he’ll buy for us?—No thanks, it would ruin the surprise.—You barely show any reaction to anything we give to you, what’s the problem in guessing what can be? I mean, there should be many options, we aren’t kids anymore, so we won’t get any toys, maybe a…iPad? A game console? Your fancy clothes? Ohh…that hat you’ve been begging for Dad and mom to buy, maybe even the whole package…—Hn, fine.—Great! Let’s see what he–...—What the fuck…—”My God can’t be this cute!” by Jessica Stanley, Tags, hybrids, cute, daddy kink, lemon, a/b/o, shock collars, overstimulation, blowjobs, male lactation, body worship, mpreg, soulmates, dubious–—STOP! STOP! I don’t want to hear the rest!—”horny bookworm gets sucked in library by hot librarian” “boss creams secretary IN HELL” “wolfman in too-tight-pants humiliates fuck-machine” “Sexy Bookworm (part 1)” “bisexual blind date ends in wheelchair” oh! Our birthday gift ideas!—...—Are you alright?—Luci, do you think Dad is porn addicted?—Nah, he’s too smart and touches too much grass to be addicted, but who is Jessica Stanley? And what the fuck is a daddy kink and mpreg?—Is Dad cheating on mom? I mean, Dad already has a pen name, why would he change it?—It could be him trying to help a friend with ideas.—Dad doesn’t have friends.—True.—Maybe an online friend?—I guess, where is it?—What are you looking for? Dad always says to not touch his things.—Looking for my phone, i forgot mom took it.—What should we do?—About what?—Dad’s online friend.—We don’t even know if she is real, or he, i don’t know, let’s not fuck around.—Oh? You don’t want to fuck around? That’s not like you, Luci.—And calling me Luci isn’t your thing, is it? I was finishing chapter 27 of Book of the damned.—No way, you read?—Fuck you Michael.
—What are you two doing in my room?
—Hey Dad, nice…tastes.—Michael!—What are you talking about?—U-Um…—Let’s get dressed, we have school in a few minutes.—Right, um, Dad we–
-Mike, shut up!
—Yeah, we’ll get dressed, see ya Dad.

I forgot to turn my laptop off…dammit.

—Gabriel, i don’t want to get a call from the principal again, you four behave, no suspensions or detentions, ok?—Got it, old man!—Yes Dad.—Sure, no problems, i’ll be a saint.—Noo worries!—I already see a warning of expulsion…have a good day, boys.

The weird fanfiction writing, some things don’t change…

—A jock jacket with pentagrams and snakes? Really Luci? You really want people to be scared of you even more? Reading these true crime eBooks with glasses you don’t even need to use?—It’s a pentacle, Loki, snakes are cool, if people are afraid of me and don’t want to be my friend, i don’t care.—Oh yes ‘um acktually, i’m not totally not trying to look like the devil reincarnated as a teen’ also, you still didn’t get rid of this fOLd phone? —Go piss off someone of your size, you know i can tell mom you used her lipstick to draw a dick on Dirk’s chair, right?—Whatever, good luck being a loser.

Finally he is gone, who he think he is to judge my style? Mafia boss from the 60’s wannabe, sure my name is Lucifer, Dad said i became Satan, but that doesn’t mean i NEED to act like Satan, ok it’s weird i’m interested in the occult and true crime but that doesn’t mean i’ll become a school shooter or something, the glasses? I can't read the book’s font, using glasses is the best choice, so what about friends? I don’t need friends, if demons exist and torment people, then people who want or would want to be my friend will avoid me like i’m an abomination, i don’t give a shit and would hunters really go after someone, me, son of God, an angel that is not guilty of their existence? What would they do? Kill God? Dad can literally erase people with a snap of fingers, he is not getting killed.

—Hey, watch out! This thing is expensive!—Oh, my bad.—Its fine, it’s not broken, just a crack…dammit.—Is this Book of the Damned?—Yeah, why?—The version you are reading is fan-made, not the actual story.—What?! But i swear i bought the right one!—It’s actually really easy to know which one is the official one and the fan-made, the word “characters”, the twins aren’t referenced as characters in the official, actual book, how much did you pay for it?—Well this one was $500 dollars…how much does the real one cost?—$20 dollars, where did you buy it?—Amazon, Kindle.—False Amazon, the actual prices are low but are the real ones.—Thinking now a lot of words were avoided, censored, fuck i’m stupid.—I have the official one downloaded, do you want me to share it with you?—Really?—Yeah, my storage is being drained by so many books, what’s your Bluetooth device name?—HP111.—Harry Potter fan?—No.—Ok, did you receive it?—Yes, thank you…—Can i–hmn..nevermind.—Well, thank you, goodbye…

Why is he looking at me like this? Oh…of course.

—Wait.—What is it?—What’s your name?—Luci.—Isn’t that a nickname?—Yes and i would rather be called that than my name.—My brother would probably say it’s girly.—Is that all?—What grade are you?—Why do you want to know?—To see if we are in the same class.—Are you new?—Yeah.—...9th, why?—Oh that’s…how old are you?—What is this conversation? An interrogation? —No, i–—Then what do you exactly want?—Well…i just thought you would want to hang out.—You are not being really sincere, are you? I think i saw you before, yeah i did, Target, I was with my mom and we saw you arguing with your dad, the blonde woman with you was your mother, Miss Winchester, right?—Yes but–—Listen, i'm not sure why you want to know so much about me, it’s creepy, go away.—Wait! I just, i just want to know you better.—For God sake, tell me why?—I want to be your friend!—...and you need that much information about me? What’s next? My house address?—...Please?—Fine, just stop asking so many questions, i don’t like it.—Alright, see you soon.—Yeah, sure, see you soon.

I have to talk Dad about this, did he really keep the Winchester family as hunters? Of what? Demons? And who would they go after first? Me of course, Dad initial thought was just to keep us as human kids, but looking back, him giving mom powers really does make sense now, he made me and Michael the brains and brawns, he gave Gabriel chronokinesis and Loki apporting so both could assist each other, while Castiel is able to detect lies which put me and Michael in trouble multiple times…we are kids but still have more powers just “in case of emergency” which now…yeah, this Winchester, if not more are after me, they are hunters…

[Old man: really? oh i messed up, listen Luci, keep calm, act natural but keep your eyes and ears open][Old man: i don’t want to lose you]

Dad is so sweet..

[You: thanks, will do][You: also keep cas safe, i will become evil if he gets hurt >:( ][Old man: no need to ask, i keep an eye on him and all of you all the time][You: ew][Old man: not like that! go back to class and study >:( ][You: aight, bye][Old man: goodbye, stay safe <3 ]

—Well…i should stay with Michael, it’s safer.

This kid is not so bad, nice and open about his family, strange how he doesn’t mention his family’s name, just his brothers can be a bit annoying, especially Dean, he studies here too, 10th grade, me and Lucifer are just one grade behind him, Adam and his second older brother are in the same grade as Gabriel and Loki, do they know we switch classrooms?

—What do you guys like to do?—Play games, gun training, stuff.—Oh? Gun training? Cool.—What about you?—Oh well, me and my brother fight, not just in a sibling way but we take boxing and jiu-jitsu classes, my other siblings take–
—Hey Mike! Got a sweetheart too?~

Oh Dad fucked up.

—Nah, we are just talking, especially about our family.—Surely you spoke good things about me, right?—Not a single bad word about you princess.—Asshole.—Loser.—Anyway, who are you?—I’m Adam, who are you?—Luci.—Luci? That’s just a nickname.—Most people don’t like my name.—Oh, cool jacket.—Thanks, at least someone has a sense of fashion.

[You: Dad did you really mess up?][DAD s2: keep an eye on Lucifer, no fighting between you two, just until i figure out what to do][You: why don’t you just get rid of them?][DAD s2: they deserve to be happy, i don’t want to take this away from them but i don’t want to lose any of you, i learned from my mistakes, i have a beautiful wife, a good job and children that i love, i can’t lose any of you, all of you are so young and cas is just starting to learn the alphabet, please be careful, take care of your brother][You: alright, leave it to me][Dad s2: now go to class ][You: Alright]

—Sorry, my dad, Luci, let’s go to class.—Yeah, good to meet you Adam.

Fuck! And here i thought i was going to make a good friend…

—Liam?

—Here.

—Lizzy?

—Here!

—Lu…

Great, religious substitute teacher, no problem being religious, my Dad is literally God, he and mom make me, previously the devil, go to church, kinda funny to Dad but me? I’m nuns favorite, they give me free homemade sweets, Gabriel always gets mad i don’t bring one to him but what the fuck am i supposed to do? Beg for more? No thanks.

—Is my name too difficult to read?—U-Um L-Lu…cas!—That’s not my name.—W-Well, it’s written here, it’s here!—No it’s not, that’s our teacher’s roll call list, she never called me Lucas.—C-Can’t you take your jacket off?—It’s cold here, the AC is on.—I-I can turn it off?
—COME ON! DON’T TURN IT OFF! 
—Mister Novak, please just say my name, we are wasting time.—Um…Lu-Lucifer?—Right here.—Alright, Michael?—Just at Luci’s side.—Oh you two have the same…surname, cousins?—No, brothers.—Brothers?!—Why the surprise?—Excuse me, i’ll be right back, all of you can chat but keep it down.

Ah yes, the War in Heaven, mom made me read the bible, Dad’s bible, from what he recalls happening back in his time, by the way, he looks like nothing like in the arts, mom’s quote “He’s just too cute and caring, i love him.” Truly a very, very cute old man. Mister Novak hasn’t returned yet, well, guess i’ll keep reading.

—Hmm, i wonder who is spying on me by the door…—Is this kid you were talking about?—Yeah, i don’t think friends spy on each other.—Me too.

And he’s gone, now he knows my name, just great.

He is cute, he is smart, he talks back to me, his name is Sam, it's a shame he is a Winchester and is after my brother, not only him but his older brother too, Dad texted me about what’s going on, he texted Loki and the others too, he even warned mom, giving a description of the Winchesters, i shared it with the others and now they are being extra careful because the older brothers, Sam and Dean carry hunter weapons AND guns, which the last one is an advantage for us, if we take a photo of their guns i can report to the principal and if they get suspended we will have time to discuss what we should do, soooo.

—Got a nice selfie.

[Trick or treat: what do you want][You: take a photo of Dean’s backpack, they are carrying guns][Trick or treat: ok]

Well i got my photo, let’s see how much time it will take for him to get a photo…

[Trick or treat: got it][You: nice][Trick or treat: let’s go to the principal][You: see you there]

I never doubt if our plans will work, but this one…i hope it works.

—What can i help?—Well…Mister, we…we are afraid of something bad happening to the students.—Why? —Well…these students were with their backpacks open, we were curious if they had something embarrassing, which haha sorry, and we saw a glimpse of…this.—Guns?!—Yes and one of my brothers, Lucifer, i’m pretty sure you know him, told us one of the owners of the guns was spying on him…—We are afraid for our brother and other students. —What are their names?—Uhh, if i remember the one i found belongs to Dean —And the one i found is from Sam.—Bringing weapons to school is not only unacceptable but also illegal! You boys can leave, i’ll have a talk to these two, be careful, stay safe.—Thanks, c’mon Loki, it’s fine, hold my hand…—Alright…

No need for acting class, it’s just natural talent, no wonder mom and Dad fall for our pranks, sometimes Cassie ruins it but it’s fine, he’s just a baby, can’t blame him.

—I’m scared…—Me too…
—What are you two doing here? 
—Can’t we walk around?
—Not during class time.
—Well, we just needed to stretch and get some fresh air, Loki wasn’t feeling ok so we walked for a while.
—Oh really?
—Yeah! We’re going back to class, don’t want to miss anything more.
—...

—...
—Do you want to have lunch with me, Sam? I can share my lunch with you! 
—No thanks, eat alone.
—Ouch, alright, have lunch alone too.—Mom is calling, shh. Hey mom, yeah we are fine, nope, no pranks! They are not fighting either, yeah he’s reading those books again, i mean is it wrong? He prays every day, it’s kinda funny, no, no one is picking on him, more like scared, i know dad is religious and everything but come on! Sure, i’ll tell him that, love you mom, you too bye. Gotta tell Luci to not eat his lunch, mom ended up switching by accident.—Let’s go back now.

As soon as the door closed we could hear yelling, well, let’s…

—Loki, i have an idea.—Tell me.

Well Mister Novak is not coming back, no surprise test at least.

*Lucifer and Michael Shurley, please come to the Principal’s office.*

—We didn’t even fight, what the fuck?—Well…let’s find out what trouble we are in.

Oh, this idiot, idiot but genius, both of them.

—Hey! What’s going on here!? What did you do to my brother!?
—Your brother is a fucking–

—Dean, stop!

—We just wanted to protect ourselves from this creep stalking us in school!
—How does he look like?
—Like your fucking father!
—Like our father? But didn’t you say you and your brothers are new here? How do you know him? We arrived before you three, can Adam confirm this Michael?
—Adam?
—Yeah, Michael is getting along with him, but you still didn’t answer my questions, what did you do to my brother? How do you know how our father looks like?
—Dean, STOP!

Oh he wants to throw hands? Fine!

—You do NOT hurt my brother EVER AGAIN! YOU PIECE OF SHIT! THINK YOU ARE A TOUGH GUY? TRYING TO BE INTIMIDATING ME AND MY BROTHERS BY BRINGING A GUN TO SCHOOL? YOU ARE SO PATHETIC, BE A FUCKING MAN AND ADMIT YOU ARE WRONG, ACTUALLY, JUST BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING AND ADMIT YOU ARE WRONG IN HITTING A KID! WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I HIT THAT TRAITOR THERE? YOU! FOR A MOMENT I WAS CONSIDERING BEING FRIENDS WITH YOU AND WHAT YOU DO? TARGET ME TO KILL ME! YOU THINK I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? YOU THINK GABRIEL ONLY SAW A GUN IN YOUR BACKPACK? THERE WERE FUCKING WEIRD KNIFES, KNIFES! If i see you, close to any of my brothers, my father, my mother, our fucking dog, and hurt them, your daddy and mommy better lawyer up Winchester, because i don’t give a fuck which member of your family hurt mine, things won’t be pretty for any of you, so stay away from us!—Enough Luci! Let him go…—Sure!

He was already on the ground fuming with anger but tears falling, i kicked him on the stomach, he rolled on his back and coughed, though everything was an act, i am legitly worried for me and my family safety, i know what i was but i’m not that anymore, never will, so i didn’t care how mad John Winchester was, he started all of this and if i have to end this family for the sake of mine, then i’ll gladly do it. I could see his fist shaking, he wants to hit me, i looked at him straight in his face and swore

—If you go after me, you are going after my family, you better pick a god and start praying, John Winchester, because HE will not be merciful to you and any of your children, got it?

If weren’t by mom coming and separating me from John, the Winchesters would get sued to oblivion, Dad’s books has becoming successful and the woman named Jessica, which turns out is mom’s pen name, is having her books actually becoming a success and bringing an absurd amount of money home, Dad said he is thinking about moving to a bigger house because there might be another baby coming, Cas liked the idea of being a big brother and even suggested names, silly names which mom found cute. Me and Dean had bruises but thankfully no blood spilled.

—I’m sorry Mister Winchester, but please do not hit my child just because of his name, people already don’t want to be friends because of his name, that’s one thing, now having the intent to hurt him because of his name, religious or not, hurting him will take you to court, so please, stay away from him, and Luci please, control yourself.—Dean started, i just defended myself!—Is that true, Mister Winchester?—Yes.—...I’ll talk to the principal and ask to take you home, i’ll take care of these bruises, alright?—ok…—Uh haha, hey mom, i got hurt too.—...The nurse can treat the black eye, Michael, keep your eyes on your brothers, i don’t want any of you hurt, Gabriel and Loki, don’t provoke anyone, alright?—Got it mom.—Let’s go, Lucifer.

Let’s see what happens tomorrow.

—You are home so soon, what happened?—Lucifer got into a fight.—Did you win or lose?—Chuck!—My bad, did you fight Michael again?—No, the Winchester kids brought guns and weapons to kill angels, i fought Dean and his dad almost hit me. I won by the way.—Gabriel got hurt too, minor injury, come on let me take care of you…—Thanks…wish my books had moments like this like in your books…—You read my book?!—A draft i think, “My God can’t be this cute”...mom did you fuck Dad yesterday?—LUCIFER!—Dad was limping, what else am i supposed to think? He didn’t get hurt and he’s old but come on, not that old! Judging by the tags in the story and Dad’s porn videos tittles i’m surprised we haven’t received a guest to spend the night here.—I knew it…—Knew what?—I…I forgot to use incognito mode and turn my laptop off…—...A-Alright, why were you in our bedroom?—My and Michael’s birthday is coming soon, i wanted to see if Dad was searching for something for us…—....Well, did you watch any of the videos?—Ew, no, i would rather watch a horror movie than those videos, they are gore to my eyes.—Thank God…wait a minute.—Anyway, anything else we should know?—I have three questions.—Shoot.—Dad likes men and women, right? Ok, so get this, it’s going to sound weird but i had a dream yesterday where i was in class with Michael and a bunch of shadows appeared in front of me with flowers and love letters, they all had different voices with different tones, they all were asking me out and i was like “Guys, calm down” there were like sixteen people offering me flowers, i tried to hold many as i could, the flowers exploded and then i was in a huge couch with eight shadows watching a movie, they were trying to lean on me and i felt like it was…cheesy? I did like watching the movie with them, then before they left, all of them gave me a hug, even if it looked like i didn’t like it, when they left i…ugh, i kinda missed them. —Do you remember the name of the movie?—Finding Neverland, i think it was the name.—Huh…—What do you think?—I won’t tell you to figure it out yourself, but i want you to do something, see if i have the right idea.—What do you want?—I know people are afraid of you, but i want you to try to approach them, you don’t have to force a smile, no need to pretend or anything, just try to talk to someone, Loki says you never try to anyone so you assume they don’t want to talk to you, why don’t just try to be friendly, you are friendly with Cas friends, right? —You have a soft side, i know you, you can do it.—I’m not a child, fine i’ll try.—Feeling better?—Yeah, thanks mom.—Do you want to rest or come with me to buy groceries?—Sorry honey, i forgot.—Sure, Gabriel was mad about the dog food.—Then let’s go.

I knew mom was up to something, of course it wasn’t just buying groceries, we went shopping, buying many clothes, maintaining my occult theme preference but also same thing appropriate for church, mom even bought a new backpack for me, common pins and pins with…a flag that i don’t know what sexuality was, i mean i know the trans, lesbian and the rainbow one, these colors aren’t familiar to me…

—You look so cute! Let me take a photo!—mom this is embarrassing…—Your father is going to love it!—Ughh..are we done?—We are unless you want something to eat.—Fine, a burger.—Then let’s go, i think i’ll buy ice cream and one for your father, he’s been so tired from working, a little surprise might make him light up.—You’re so in love with Dad.—Of course i am, we are married.—Do you love Dad because he is God, or do you love God because he is Dad?—Your questions confuse me sometimes, Luci.—I have two more questions.—Ask.—What is Mpreg and daddy kink?—E-Erm, let’s not talk about this in public, ok?—Is it that bad?—Eat the burger and we can talk about it at home.—Fine.

Everything was fine until it wasn’t it but then it was great

—Well well, if it’s not 666 in person, eating a burger! Wouldn’t rather be eating souls?—I don’t think eating souls would taste good, i would rather eat a juicy burger with soda, oh, isn’t the same you are eating? I didn’t order fries, can i…eat one?—What?—It’s fine if you don’t want to, i’ll leave you alone and go back to eat at my table.—Hn, sure, eat one, ONE.—Alright, thank you.—Thank you?—Yeah, you gave me something i asked, so i should thank, shouldn’t i?—Do you think i’m giving you offers?!—No Dirk, i just think it was kind of you to give me one of your fries, you share fries with your friends too, right?—No, i hate sharing food.—Sorry then.—Don’t apologize, i gave you one because i wanted to, get out of my sight.—Alright, tha–
—YOU! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO BEAT DEAN!
—Wha–
—Amanda calm down, please.

—Shut it Jack! I’m not here to date you! I’m not into tran–
—Hey! Do not finish this sentence! It’s not cool!
—Yes Amanda, let’s just go, leave the kids alone, we have other things to do!

—No way! Why did you hit him?!
—Because he hit my brother and me, all i did was defend myself, what should i have done? Let him make me his punching bag? No thanks, he started the fight and i ended it, just that, why are you so mad?
—We were going on a date!

—but you said this date was with me…

—I said shut up! I’m talking tranny!
—Alright bitch, if you are so pissed about my presence then get out and leave them alone!—Woah, little devil, chill, you are not going to hit a girl, will you?—Gender equality, you slapped Gabe one time because he used an innocent pick up line on you, what did you do? Talked shit about the way he talked and slapped him, he didn’t hit you back, did he? Well i can do it for him, if you have the courage to hit me, go on try it, i dare you.
—...
—Come on, do it, i’m waiting.
—Y-You–
—What’s wrong? Scared? I’m just a few inches shorter than Dean, you can do it, go on, try it.
—F-Fuck you! Don’t talk to me ever again!

—I’m sorry about her and thank you for standing up for him, he doesn’t have many friends, i should have warned him about her, still thank you, you are a brave kid, here’s my number, if you ever want to hang out, she’s kind of a bad friend…bye bye!
—Oh, alright.—Hey.—Yes?—You are tough…i like that, you can have lunch with me if you want, just text me but don’t expect me to text back right away.—Alright.

Oh well

—Hey, are you ok?—I’m fine, thanks for saying that, though there was no need to get aggressive…—I just don’t like people getting hurt, real people.—What?—I read horror movies, i mean read horror books, sorry.—You look nervous.—Do i?—Yes, you are shaking, is everything alright?—Do you, do you want me to eat ice cream? I mean eat ice cream? I have money to buy two, one for me and one for you.—You are Lucifer Shurley?—Yeah…—You are Castiel’s brother then?—You know Cas?—Yes, i’m one of his teachers.—T…Teacher?—Well, not really a teacher, more like an intern.

INTERN?

—How old are you?—Sixteen.—How are you in college then?—Sorry, intern was not the best word, i’m not in college, i’m in high school, i do small jobs to help my mom, she did so much for me, i need to do the same for her, you stood up for me, thank you, i owe you too.—No need, please, it’s just common sense.—Still, that was very sweet of you, Luci.—Well now you are making me feel embarrassed…—How old are you?—Fourteen.—Oh alright, sure i’ll eat ice cream with me, i mean you, haha.—C’mon…—But let me pay.—No, i–—Please, i insist.—Alright.

Jack Kline, a very sweet boy with little to no friends, he’s nice to talk, i’m…i’m afraid to talk to him and say something stupid…

—Do you like hazz? I mean Jazz.—Haha, why are you shaking? Is something bothering you?—Um, it’s, it’s the cold, i’m wearing a shirt for summer, the AC here is on, so, it’s cold.—I see, oh, nice tattoo! How did you get it? Isn’t illegal?—Bubblegum tattoo.—Nice. Castiel said he has a naughty brother, people tried to arrest him because of his name, people assuming you are a bad person, it's you, isn't it?—Yes, i’m the “naughty” brother, cops tried to arrest me because i was in the park watching Cas play, people thought i was a weirdo. —Well so far i don’t think you are a weirdo.—But my shirt has a pentagram.—So what? —Isn’t that weird? Creepy?—Do you like rock? Heavy metal?—I like heavy metal.—Then that’s common, isn’t it?—I mean, i’m into the occult but i swear i go to church! —You go to church? Is this one?—Umm, let me see with my glasses…yes, it’s this one.—Do you get sweets from the nuns?—Yes, they seem to like me a lot, thank God i never told them my name.—I used to receive too, but when i…changed, they didn’t give me anymore, and looked at me with disgust…

Oh Dad would be mad, maybe i can convince Dad to let them give one to Jack too…

—So…would you like, where do you, um.—Hey relax, deep breaths, then speak.

Don’t mess up, don’t fucking mess up…

—Would you…like to go to church with me?—I don’t go to church anymore.—Oh…well, is there…do you like video games?—I do, do you like anime?—Anime? Like, 2D animation?—Yes, do you like it?—I never watched it.—Maybe start with Grandpa and Grandma Turn young again, it’s cute and short, i think it’s a good introduction.—Hmm, where can i watch?—I know a few platforms where you can watch but you need to pay…can you pay?—I guess but my siblings already use my dad’s credit card too much.—Then how about we watch together?—Wha–—Here is my number and address, if your parents let you come to my house, then i’ll be waiting for you with popcorn and soda, and if you have time, we can have a boys night, we can watch others too! What do you think?—I…um

Oh Dad Oh Dad Oh Dad what do i say?

—Sure.—Good, i have to go now, text me anytime, alright?—Yes.—Bye Luci.—Bye.

Did i

—mom?—Well that was something…what is it?—look!—Phone numbers?—yes! A school…acquaintance gave me his number, that girl too and that other guy too!—Oh, good! You are making progress! How did you feel?—Fantastic, i can make friends now.—You seemed nervous around that boy who left a few minutes ago, that mean girl called him a slur and you defended him, what happened?—W-Well, i really didn’t want to mess up, i think…—What do you think about all of them?—The blonde was a bitch, Dirk acts like an asshole but i think there’s something bothering him, if he talks about it, i think deep down he has a good heart, i’m unsure about that girl but she seems kind and Jack…he’s really kind and nice, he suggested we watch anime together and have a boys night…—These people you got numbers, how do you feel about them?—Hmm…

Why am i sweating? It’s easy! I just need to say, to say…

—I feel like we could be friends, i’m not the type to judge people’s appearance…i think they are beautiful in their own ways. —What about Jack?—Well, out of the three, he is the one i really want to befriend, he’s so nice, he knows Cas because he works where he learns stuff and he isn’t afraid of me, he used to go to our Church before but after he transitioned the nuns didn’t give him candy like they give to me and looked at him with disgust, Dad would be mad, right?—Yes, your Dad believes that love comes in many shapes and forms, to everyone, there is love in romantic relationships, love for your pets, love for your friends, love for your family…

So mom is pregnant again, am i the only one who knows this?

[Trick or treat: help car black chevrolet impala][You: Where are you?][Trick or treat: 1rst bus stop before home][You: ok stay calm we are going there]

—Mom, i think Loki and Gabe got in an accident.—What!?—Call Dad! —Alright, stay cal–LUCIFER! COME BACK!

Even if we have powers, we don’t have wings, we can’t fly, judging by Loki’s state i don’t think we are immortal, we are just kids…

—Just hold on Loki…help it’s coming.—get in a good position, idiot…—But i need to see who’s coming…—just do it…they are coming soon, i know they are…—alright…

I don’t think i can stay awake too long

—hey, Gabe, stay awake…come on, don’t fall asleep now man, i need you…i need you…i need you to stay awake…please don’t…
—What happened? Loki? Loki! Gabriel answer me! 
—Dad, there’s a bullet hole in Gabe’s chest and one on Loki’s stomach.
—Michael, hold Loki, let’s take them to the hospital and you Lucifer, help me put the seat belts on them.
—Alright.

Winchesters

he is coming for you

And i won’t stop him.

It’s cold, very cold, it’s not snowing, it’s hailing, the wind is picking up, like a very, very cruel and unforgiving Christmas night, as a human i can feel everything, hot or cold, that’s why i am very comfortable with the fluffy puffer jacket mom bought for me last Christmas and the scarf dad knit for my last birthday, my hands are cold, people say the devil burns hot but i’m quite cold, freezing, i’ll get a cold and mom will make her delicious chicken soup, i’ll be warm in bed, with a wet towel on my head, Castiel will be wanting to climb in my bed because ‘i can heal big brother, i’m smart’ and Michael will be my side, silent, wondering why i did this and not just use our punching bag, that punching bag is not resistant enough to feel the impact of my fury and hatred towards the Winchesters, i won’t kill anyone, i could but won’t, i’m not evil, i’m not the devil, i’m just a teen, a angry teen, a teen who’s brother is dying and the fault is of the mistake my Father made when creating this universe, they still think the supernatural exist, if Bobby Singer still exists, he will try to wake them up, he won’t succed but i won’t let him hunt us and force us, me, to wake them up, they’ll wake up eventually, with eventually i mean when i want.

What a good family, having dinner together, happy, oh no the lights are flickering, the doggy is afraid? How about a song?

I know you think you're safe in here, inside these insulated walls

But I can't hold this house together, not forever, yeah and soon it's gonna fall
 
Sleep, little girl, 'cause when you wake it's gonna be a different world

Everything will change, everything will change

This door's slamming shut, it's gonna catch you if you're ready or you're not

So close your eyes and say goodbye to spring

Slow down, 'cause winter's just around the bend

Don't make a sound, and close your eyes and say goodbye, yeah

Oh dear, the door is unlocked, how careless, what if a robber came in here instead of me? Oh shucks, there’s salt in the door, how unfortunate for demons, thank goodness i’m not one!

—What are you doing here?! Stay away!
—I’m very far from you, though this adorable dog and furniture are on my way, so if you excuse me, what a good boy, sleep well…
—MIRACLE! WHAT DID YOU DO!?
—Put him to sleep, don’t worry he’s just sleeping, really.
—WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?
—What i want? I want my brother back, just like you want your wife back and just like you want your brother back.
—DEAN! GRAB THE GU– — It’s Sunday

*snap*

—....—I know you are awake Adam, don’t pretend to be sleeping, i kept you awake.—What do you want from me? I’m not letting you kill me.—Kill you? Oh please, i have the name of him, but i’m not him, i’ll never be, i’m not going to kill you, i won’t kill anyone, never, i’m not evil Adam, i kept you awake because Michael really likes you, no kidding, he actually likes you, he didn’t ask me to keep you awake, he doesn’t even know i’m here, so here’s the deal, you come with me and stay with us until they wake up, worry not, they won’t starve or anything, in fact

*snap*

—In fact, now they are in bed, tucked in and listening to their favorite tunes, look at this good boy, tucked in this cold weather. If you doubt me, go to their bedrooms, check their pulse and see how peaceful they look sleeping.—...—Won’t you check them?—Does Michael trust you?—Yes and i trust him, he’s my brother after all, i see how he looked at you and he won’t shut up about you, i don’t blame him, you look like the only decent member in this family. If you allow me to ask, do you know who shot Gabriel and Loki?—...will you kill them if i say who?—Like i said, no, i won’t kill you or anyone.—It was mom and Dean.—...i see, how sad, i remember my mom talking to yours, they talked like good friends despite meeting for the first time, really "don’t judge a book by its cover”.—What will happen if i tell dad where you live?—Nothing.—What?—Nothing, you got me messed up if you think i’ll let your obsessed father get close to my family, let alone a baby that has yet to be born, tell me Adam, do you obey your father blindly and shoot whatever is in his way no matter if you have something to say or you protest and refuse to obey him because you are actually aware of the consequences and risks of what he tells you to do?—It’s exactly because of the risks and consequences i stay away from “hunts” i know how to protect myself, someone from the Winchester family needs to survive, right?—Agree, i thought Sam was the smartest one, maybe he is but doesn’t have self-preservation like you.—He fights dad about these hunts but it’s not often, so it’s fine.—What about your mom?—She is kind and tough but worries too much about Sam, she has nightmares about losing him, she and dad love each other very much, she gets along with Dean too, I guess i’m just forgotten, i wasn’t planned. What about yours?—Oh boy, she and dad love each other very much but dad is a little embarrassed to display his love as much as she does and the intensity of it, she can even carry him, as for me and my brothers, the youngest is a mama’s boy, Gabe and Loki are both mama and papa’s boy, they like to mess with them, as for me and Michael, i’m more of papa’s boy and Michael too, Gabe and i are Cas favorite, he likes to play with Gabe and spend time with me, watching cartoons, mom is the one who feeds him and dad tucks him in bed, that’s all.—How’s dinner with your family?—Normal, we pray, chat, me and Michael fight over food and mom gives it to Cas, it’s…hn good for him, he’ll grow big and strong.—You have so many siblings, is your mother ok?—The right question is if dad is ok.—I’m afraid of what this means.—Be afraid of what it means. I’m baack! Mikey Wikey! I brought a special guest!~
—It’s 9PM, you are late for dinner, what were you doing?

—Lucifer, you are back! Oh? Who’s this?
—Mike’s friend, i invited him to stay here for a while, is that ok? —No problem, there’s a guest room, get in! Michael, help him unpack and get comfortable, welcome to the Shurley-Rosen house!—Thank you Miss…—Rebeca!~—Thank you, Miss Rebeca.—Follow me Adam.

I was still at the door, hands in my pocket, Dad and mom looking at me, Dad is neutral and mom is not amused, i shrugged, Dad snapped his fingers and my eyes widened, he winked and shook his head, it was fine but mom turned to look at him, he smiled and shrugged, she sighed and left to talk to Cas that was tugging her pants.

—What did you do?—Gabriel’s little trick.—When and how they will wake up?—When i want and they’ll figure it out on their own.—My me, don’t keep that poor boy hostage, alright? If he says he misses his family, let him go and prepare to leave, we are moving closer to the hospital, your mother and your brothers need us to keep closer.—Why don’t you just heal them?—Trust me, if i healed them it would hurt and leave them in extreme pain, your mother can close wounds and do healing in general, but even if she closed the wounds and removed the scars, it would still leave them in pain and she can’t use her power all the time, it makes her tired and in pain too, she’s pregnant Luci, we can’t have her stressed, hurt or weak, that’s why i’m doing most of the chores and your brothers could help too, in this universe, even though i’m still God, my human body has its needs, working tire me, making me weak, it worries me that it weakens my power, so removing their pain would take a lot of my body, all we can do is pra–sorry, i mean hope the doctors can help them, though i have a idea…but it’s based in a theory, and for more morbid it sounds and looks, we need to have evidence to sue the Winchesters and no i cannot erase their memories, it would fuck up so many things i created so erasing their memories to this extent is not a option, i have to work, take care of the house, of your mother, find the greatest lawyer, sue the Winchesters and…dammit, i’m tired.—fuck!—Nono Cassie, no cursing, cursing is bad.—luci!—Yeah, it’s me, Luci, the best big brother!—where’s gabi?—You didn’t tell him?—Listen Lucifer, i hate to say this, but keep this miserable weather going, if my theory is true then i might be able to heal Gabriel and Loki. I only ask you to not do two things: Dreamwalk and lash your anger on others, whatever loop the Winchesters are now, do not go there, do not disturb them, keep them asleep as long as you can, alright?—Alright.—Now change your clothes, i knew you caused this whole winter mess thing, it’s all over the news and i know you’ll get a cold, go to your bed and i’ll bring dinner to you.—Alright, nice apron “Kiss the cook”, ow ow, Cas don’t pull my hair, go play with mom.

Well i have nothing else to do but read…maybe i can text someone? Who should i text? Dirk is probably dealing with his own problems, that girl is…maybe dealing with Amanda or something, Jack…now that i’ll be sick i won’t be able to watch anime with him, maybe we can watch by Discord? If he has a Discord account…

[You: hey][Jack: hey! Lucifer, what do you need?][You: this whole weather got me sick, i won’t be able to go to your house so i was wondering if we can watch together through Discord, do you have a Discord account?][Jack: yeah i do! haven’t touched it for a while, we can watch it together there, no ads!][You: cool, i’ll text you later?][Jack: sure! eat your soup first, get well :) ][You: thanks, bye][Jack: byee! :) ]

—What got you smiling like that?—I made three friends Dad, three friends! The coolest one is Jack, he’s super kind and has golden retriever vibes, i hope i don’t ruin our friendship…i mean if we are friends.—Why would you ruin it?—I don’t want to sound stupid around him.—You never called yourself stupid, you are not stupid, what makes you think you are stupid? —Too much use of stupid Dad, i mean…Jack is cool, Cas likes him, we can be like awesome friends, i don’t want to ruin things…—Hmm, well don’t forget to be yourself, in this case not stupid, don’t pretend to be something you aren’t, what if he likes the false you and not the real you? Be honest with him, but don’t open yourself to others, they might use your personal feelings against you.—Alright, thanks Dad.—No biggie.

Be myself, no dream walking and no fighting other people, this will be easy.

—luci!—What is it Cas?—look!—Cool drawing! What is this?—you and your girlfriends and boyfriends!—My what? These just look like…shadows?—nono, look! they have pretty hair and candies for you!—Uhh, thanks…—you don’t like it?...—Nonono, i looove it Cas, you’ll be a great artist!

Was he in my dream? How does he know it’s boys and girls? I swear there were different voice tones, they were unique, i liked all of them, the flowers though, yellow…

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

Mom said when she was young she liked to write “fanfiction” and it didn’t always get good reviews, fanfiction, fanfiction, i think it’s worth trying, it’s not like it’s going to be successful, so i just need to create an account and write, right? What the fuck are tags? Do i like…put whatever i want? I think mom put tags in her draft, i think that’s it, but what i should write? What do i like that i could put in a story? Hmm…i like reading, i like occult and the animes i was going to watch with Jack if we didn’t have a blackout, well i like Jack, he is a good friend, i thought Cas’ drawing is strange, girlfriends and boyfriends, confusion, flowers…

—This is too cheesy but whatever, no one will read a story by a man, right? I mean Dad is an exception, i just wrote a silly story about a boy fascinated by demons but was visited by an angel who needed his help to avoid a catastrophe, the apocalypse, should i make the angel a boy or a girl?...Whatever, “Hell and Earth” by onlyice, post.
—hmm Lucifer what are you doing awake? go to bed…
—Alright, night Dad.
—night.
—Love you.
—love you too.

I think i’ll visit Gabe and Loki tomorrow after school, this time i’ll tell him and mom where i’ll go, mom got worried when i left her to help Dad, but Cas needed her…

—Hm? CAS! Cas what’s wrong?—luci…i’m hot.—What?—it’s too hot…—Hold on, get up, what were you doing here anyway?...—i was hungry…—Fever…come here, let me wake mo…Dad.

Oh well, there’s nothing i can do now, i just hope Loki and Gabe are not with a fever like Cas…oh fuck, what about mom? I…fuck, well, the show must go on.

I’ve never seen Lucifer so embarrassed, even Dad seems strangely happy about whatever happened, Adam and i watched Dad cook extra pancakes for Lucifer and of course more for Adam, this is his first breakfast here, i’m surprised he didn’t try to run away last night, we had a chat about our siblings and wow he had a lot to say, after everything he told me about them i’m glad me and Lucifer get along despite our tomfoolery, i’m glad Gabriel and Loki prank us and i thank Castiel for…well being the cute little baby he is, now there is one more coming, i asked Adam if he misses his family already, i mean if someone kidnapped me i would try to run away and help my family but he said this was the first night he truly slept in peace…

—My little boy is a great author!—Mom i’m not an author! I was just trying to see what’s so great about writing!—And what do you think? People are sharing your story in forums and saying your story is the best story they ever read!—Peak fiction Luci.—Hey dad, school is closed because of the snow, so we can stay home.—Great, that means we can stay together today.—Dad, remember i’m going to visit them.—Right, be careful.—I will, don’t worry.

I’m going to deliver Loki and Gabriel’s favorite plushies.

Dad…what have you done.

—Going up?
—Yeah.
—Why are you here?
—Visit my boyfriend, what about you?
—Visit mine as well, what happened to yours?
—Shot.
—Oh…i’m sorry.
—It’s fine, i’m sure the shooters will go to jail, karma always hits.
—True. I like your scarf, it’s very stylish.
—I like your hair, pretty neat.
—Thank you! I take care of it really well…anyway, are you here alone?

Is it a bad idea? Yes. Is it worth it? Yes. Will i die? I hope not. Should i say goodbye? Probably…

—S-So cold…w-what’s wrong with the ligh–WHAT THE–
—N-No! U-UGH! NO! PLEA

The numbers are going down fast, please, please let this work…

I dont’t want to die…

The impact was big…
 —s…so much blood…i’m al..ive, my sh-shou..der hurts..my e-eye…i can’t see ev..erything…but…i…i still can see..like i suspe..cted, he’s…a hunter, i-i can hear…him bre..athing..i need to get out…

[Old man: Why?]

—the plushies are..safe, no blood..it’s fine..i’ll…take the stairs…

I can’t give up, i can’t give up…

—j-just a few more s..stairs..

Almost there…

—g..gabriel?...—Holy shit! Lucifer what the fuck happened to you?!—Gabriel why are you–LUCI! What happened to you?! What did you do?!—i..i-i…i brought your plu…shi..es…—LUCIFER!

What the fuck, WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM!? Finally i get to press this red button, we’ve been wanting to press this shit for a long time, i just didn’t wish we would have to press this button for this! His left eye had a huge cut, his shoulder was fucked up, his jacket was bloody, he was lying in a pool of blood, the doctors hurried and heard us then checked on him, pulse was weak, they stripped his clothes and his phone fell, one nurse saw his phone and told that it looked like Dad texted before what happened to him.

—Elevator crash? Who was there?

—Him and an adult, they were talking but the kid refused to look at him, seemingly nervous, everything went down but he laid on his back but forgot to protect his head and face, only hugged the toys.

—Is the other victim alive?

—Yes, he’s already being treated.

—Let’s go!

Gabriel’s plushie had a droplet of blood…

—mom…please stop, you healed me enough…—Enough? Are you serious Lucifer? I can’t heal everyone but let me heal you enough so you can leave this hospital as soon as possible.—hunters…right?—Yes and you won’t believe from where…—where?..—From an alternate universe.—who are they?..—Sam and Dean, they split, but since Sam got into an “accident” with you, he is hospitalized now, Dean is with him.—what’s the difference?..—HunterCorp is technologically advanced, they have little combat experience but can kill any of your brothers in a single shot.—ha…great, what do we do now?...—Your father’s theory is correct, people across America are praying, begging for this weather to get better, the poor, the rich, even the atheists, all of them are praying and their prayers fill your father with power, he’s recovering, so we’ll be out of here soon.—how long have i been here?...—A few weeks.—weeks? what about Castiel, Michael and Adam?—Believe me or not, Adam grew a lot of interest in Michael, it will be a shame he won’t remember about him when we move out.—we will? but won’t Dad deal with the Winchesters?—Yes, but now we have double Winchesters, which means we still have to move out.—alright…—Here, why don’t you play a little?—a new phone? and tablet?—Yes, which one do you want to use now?—phone.—Addicted aren’t you? Alright here.—thanks. where’s dad?—Outside, looking out for any danger. He didn’t like you making the elevator fall, he was worried…—i’m sorry…—Play and i’ll talk to him.—ok…—Love you, my little author.—i’m not an author mom, love you too.—Rest.

I will be released soon, i will be better, it will just be me, Michael, Gabriel and Loki if things go wrong, Dad can’t intervene, not yet, someone needs to take care of Cas and mom, someone we can trust, Castiel has been dream walking and spending a lot of time with Adam, he is smart and not so clueless about what’s happening, Adam himself explained what’s happening through drawings, Castiel confirmed Dad that Adam really trusted and liked Michael, he wasn’t lying when he said he felt like our home was a second one for him and that if he had the chance to stay with us and help in whatever we need, Dad confirmed too, Adam was a real ally, but we need more…and i know who to make a deal with.

This is the 80th time he killed me, i’m tired, i can’t take it anymore, no one ever stops, at home, in public, in every possible way, it’s a bloodbath and i wake up again, again, again, again and again full of bruises, scars, burns, everything, i look like a broken puppet, now i’m on my knees, his gun pointed at me, another trigger and i’ll wake up again, with a new scar on my body. And just when he was about to pull the trigger, dad’s body exploded, disappearing in snowflakes, the gun remained on the floor and i felt like i was going to freeze to death, the wind was harsh and amidst the snow, a familiar figure in a brown trench coat, green scarf, winter boots but bare-handed standed in front of me, looking down, at my face, him.

—Lucifer…
—Kinda.
—What have you done to my family?
—Strange, i was going to ask you the same thing but things are fine now, for you kids at least, your parents are fucked, financially, but that’s not the point now, i’m gonna be honest and not going to sugar coat it: My Dad is God, me and my brothers are humans but with powers, that’s why i can put you in a “genjutsu” and why i can be here, my Dad fucked up his original universe, he somehow got his powers back and created a universe where he can live a normal life, living with the children he once loved dearly but abandoned, the angels and archangels, i was once one but you know what happened to him, right? I’m not him, i’m not like him, me and Michael just fight like normal siblings, humans siblings, because that’s what we are, humans, young, my mom is pregnant and your family is trying to kill me, i swore if he targets me, he is targeting my family, he was a coward and send your mother and brother to do the dirty work, but she either forgot who the target was or did on purpose, she and your big brother shot my brothers and put them into a hospital, I got injured as well, my Dad created this universe so your family could be happy but he fucked up, really bad, now your family thinks the supernatural is real and are tracking someone innocent, not only that but another version of you and your brother are here trying to kill me AND my brothers, i put you and your family to sleep so we could buy time and make a plan to send them back because is not as easy as it should be for Dad to fix this mess, we are in real danger, i almost died, i really don’t want to die, i really don’t want my brothers to die, if saving my family requires me to go against the world then i would gladly do, but i don’t want this, i want everyone safe and for that i need you and your family’s help, Adam had been with us for a good amount of time, i didn’t put him in a loop because he doesn’t deserve this, my brother likes him and he offered help, i’m asking you Sam, to help us, you are the brains and your dad and older brother are the brutes, we have a lot of knowledge about many things but not about the supernatural, we need you, I need you Sam…
—...
—Please…we never harmed anyone, we just want to live a normal life…
—Fine.
—Is it a deal then?
—Deal.
—Wake up.

*snap*

—GOD! 
—Yeah, he’s waiting outside to drive us home, i recommend you pack all your stuff, if things don’t go the way we need, then expect to live a long time with us.
—Great…what about Dean, mom and dad? Won’t you wake them up too?
—No fucking way, go and come back, i’ll wait.
—Alright…huh? Where are my weapons?
—Destroyed, no one is dying by your or Adam’s hands.
—What about Bobby?
—The queen-sized bed is for Dad and mom, even if…just no, but’ll they’ll wake up eventually, don’t worry.—Luci~—Gabriel, i’m pretty sure we didn’t bring you here —Hey Samshine! 
—Hello…Gabriel.
—Sooo, since school is closed and we won’t have lunch breaks, will you have popcorn with me and Luci? We are going to watch a movie!—Hey, i never said–
—Sure, sweet, salty or buttery?
—Whatever you want! C’mon, let’s go!—Hey! Don’t drag me!

Despite our terrible situation, i still like how she seemed so excited, in all ways and after literally, no joking, three years i’m finally in control again, it’s not like i don't like being a little submissive but sometimes a man needs a break from being pegged, for once i’m not the one wearing sexy lingerie, with so many prayers i feel stronger than when i created this universe, i feel like i can do anything, i can turn on the music as loud as i want, be as loud as i can, be rough as she always wants, no sheets, no covers, curtains open, i feel shameless, i feel like i can do anything i want, i don’t care i’m God, i’m living a human life, i am human, i have what i granted, free will and i

—DAD! LOKI PUT LUCIFER IN A DREAM AND WE CAN’T–uh…—the song is too loud! lower down! it hurts my head!—U-Um, Cas, let’s leave mom and Dad alone, ok? E-Erm, sorry Dad, uh, keep having fun!—this room stinks!—It’s candles Cassie.—it still stinks!—Let’s get out.

Go to sleep all of you

—Excuse me, are you asking me…to hug you?

—Is that a bad thing?

—No! It’s…i’m used to just hugging my family.

—Does it make you uncomfortable?

—I…i don’t know…

—Then how about we do this, me, me, me, me, me another me and again, me! Look how they look different from >me< ! How do they make you feel?

—Hm…it’s uncanny how despite being so different, it’s still you, well…how about a dance with…all of you?

—Really? Ok then, who do you want to dance with first?

—Her.

—Go on then.

It’s nice, it feels like one of those movies where a loser’s crush doesn’t go to prom with her so her best friend goes with her and it always ends with her realizing that her best friend always loved her and she gives him a chance, and then they end up together, that’s…not exactly what i want, i…do i want someone to be with me? Like BE WITH me? Like marry but don’t always have to do couple stuff? I wouldn’t mind a movie night, use someone’s lap as a pillow, cook together, like be married, cook together, do chores together, have children but wouldn’t that involve deep love? Wouldn’t not being romantic, not giving flowers, chocolate, being actually active in having sex to satisfy her, be cold? Leave her unsatisfied? Like i don’t like it and don't love her? I do love her, i really do, this “Jack” is beautiful and cute, i feel like i could kiss her but not always, i could spend a long time with her, date her, maybe we could date, but not always be…consistent?

—You seem to not like to hold my hand a lot, do you want to do something else?

—No

LOUD INCORRECT BUZZ

—FUCK!

—Woah, careful…

—Thanks, what are you doing?

—Making pancakes, american style!

—Wait! Stop dude!

—What? What’s wrong?

—Why are you making pancakes in this pan? You are not going to be able to flip them, stainless steel is not good, try this one.

—Oh, i didn’t know we had different cookware…

—What do you mean?

—This one is yellow, this one is the one you make pancakes, right?

—Yes, it’s the right one. To make bacon you need to use the cast iron skillet, this pink one and to make eggs you should use nonstick, the blue one.

—...

—What? That’s what mom taught me!

—You’re right, so which one do you want? Bacon, eggs or pancakes?

—Hmm…i’m hungry, i feel like i haven’t eaten in days…i think just one pancake is alright, i’m not that hungry

LOUD INCORRECT BUZZ

—Wow, yesterday's party was crazy.

—wha…

—Are you ok? Are you feeling sore or just the hangup?

—Sore? What did i do?

—You got drunk and kissed like, six people and had sex with one tall man, he was twice your size, he had a pretty crystal heart because he told me he was hurt because you left a note saying it was a good night and hoped he had a good day, no number, no morning kiss, nothing.

—Sex?! Aren’t i fourteen? Also, morning kisses must be gross, you wake up with bad breath, right?

—I guess, but aren’t you worried he is hurt because of you?

—Not really

LOUD INCORRECT BUZZ

—At least you agreed to wear white.

—A-Am i getting married? What the–

—Why are you surprised? You proposed to me…

—Did i? How? I don’t remember! Was i drunk?

—You…would really buy a ring and propose to me while drunk? Didn’t you mean it?

—Luci! you proposed to uncle Sammy while you were under anesthetics! you even begged for a kiss! you whined thinking he would say no!

—Cas?! What are you–Sammy? Samuel Winchester?

—yes! uncle De got mad and told him to say no! but uncle Sammy said yes and filmed you proposing, you said you remember proposing to you and telling him to open your bag, rings! Twooo rings!

—Three rings? For who is the third?

—big bro Gabi!

—HUH?! WHAT THE–HUH? EXCUSE ME?

—You don’t remember Luci?

—I-I…how many people i dated? Who i dated?

—hmm, oh! look! i drew them! they have pretty colorful hair!

—Wha…why does my hair have these colors? I mean the colors look good in my hair but why am i hit by an arrow? Was i haha hit by a cupid?

—um, i don’t know…

—Huh…hey Jack.

—Yes?

—Is there internet here?

—Pretty sure no, even if this is a dream and you can control it, i don’t think it would be helpful.

—Well i should wake up now, shouldn’t i? Why can’t i wake up? Jack? Jack where are you?

—you were dreaming about him, i can’t wake up too…

—What about the others?

—no…

—What is going on?

—Sweet, right? —I can get drunk just eating these…so good, you and these…
—What is this?
—Hmnn…why is it only the tip?
—Take a bite, i’ll bite the other.
—I-It’s biscuit, it tastes like strawberry, darling is this the biscuit we ate on valentines day years ago?...
—Uhummn…pocky, right?

—Yes…

It’s not that i’m into it, i just think it’s sweet, sure, i was a douche back in my original world but i was never a douche to my partners, all of them always thought i was a pretty romantic guy, and i think this is more appreciation than a play…

—Have you thought that without a condom, you might end up speeding things up? You are God after all, it’s been a while since you took control and it happened while i’m pregnant, do you think your holy load might affect me?—Please don’t call that, thinking now…it might, but i’m not sure if it’s a good thing…i think we should stop, at this point, i’m just overstimulating myself…—You sound tired.—But of course, we’ve been having sex for three hours.—Right, you can’t handle, can you?~—Please…let’s just shower and wake the kids up, after that i’ll cook dinner, everyone must be hungry and i need to know what Sam likes too.

Out of all fights i could witness between them, i did not expect to be between Gabriel and Lucifer, i mean in this world, and the reason, well…

—WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I DIDN’T DREAMWALK! CAS DID!—Yeah! And Cas saw you kissing me! What the fuck Lucifer?!—AND HOW IS THAT MY FAULT?! YOU DREAMED ABOUT IT, NOT ME!—I kiss liked, i don’t fucking know so many people!  Why the fuck were you one of them?!—Why are you blaming me?! It’s your dream, not mine! You into incest? Well good for you i guess? But you stay away from me, i’m not dating you!—Why would i want to date you?!—g-guys…—You are upsetting Cas! Shut up and dye your hair yourself, i’m not doing it anymore!—Fine!

And they lock themselves in their room…

—Come here Cas, let’s make biscuits together.—ok..

Ok, specific colors, different people…

—”Are you Gay or European?- A Humorous Homosexual Test” this is stupid…i’ll try.

When it said humorous i didn’t think it would be just sex jokes, it’s stupid but the result is..interesting.

—”Take the ‘e’ of the pean and you might get some bitches!” Wow…take the “e”...pan? The colorful pans in my dream, alright, let’s search the meaning…

“What are some cool pan jokes?” r/pansexual? Pansexual…should i ask Dad? No it would be awkward, everyone is talking outside, i guess i should just google it.

—Pansexual: sexually or romantically attracted to people regardless of their sex or gender. "I needed to explore the possibility that maybe I was pansexual”

That…hmm

[You: hey Jack!][Jack: oh! how’ve you been Luci? what do you need?][You: i have a question, i hope it doesn’t sound weird][Jack: ask! :) ][You: have you dated before?][Jack: yeah, i had, last one wasn’t really good, was it? :( ][You: but do you only date girls?][Jack: no, i date guys too :) why? ][You: ok, hear me out, remember that witch or something anime we watched?  so, i would date the emo guy, marry the pink guy and fuck the hammer girl but like we all live together][Jack: ???][Jack: ohhh][Jack: congratulations! :D have you told someone besides me? ][You: actually no, you are the first to know :) ][Jack: :0 really? wow! i feel honored haha][Jack: will you tell your parents?][You: yeah, my dad is pretty fruity][Jack: haha, well good luck! :D][You: thank you :) bye][Jack: bye!]

Ok…what do i do now?

—Listen Gabe, i think Freud explains, right Dad?—Not funny Michael.—I’m not joking.—I agree with Michael, maybe not Freud but in ancient times, Roman era–—Hey Lucifer, are you–—i think he wants cookies too! i’ll grab it for him!—No Cas, i’ll help him, alright?

Honestly, i never feared Lucifer but seeing him go through all cookware, almost opening the silverware made me feel a tiny bit worried, but grabbing a frying pan? It looked strange at first until i saw him looking around, Dad  and mom were playing with Cas, Michael was on his phone, Loki playing on his phone while Gabriel was watching TV, i was not prepared for what was going to happen

—Hey Gabe—What do you want?—You said you dreamed about kissing many people and me, right?—Yeah, what about it?—I had a dream like this too—Oh really? Cool—I want to talk about it—Not interested—Oh really?—Yeah, go away—Well, can you at least be supportive?—About what?—Mom, Dad?—Lucifer, found something to eat?—I’ll eat cookies later, i want to talk about something important—Oh? Ok, what is it?—I’m all ears.—So..i had this dream, like that one i told you two, remember? So this one had a lot of easter eggs, trying to tell me something, it wasn’t just a regular dream, Cas dream walked and saw it too and i think he saw..too much, so he can tell i lied about me not kissing Gabriel, i mean we didn’t kiss but we uh kinda married with Sam, together, like Gabe said about kissing a lot of people, i did too but it was different and i feel we should talk about this but just you two, so…sorry in advance Gabe, Mom, Dad i’m

The bonk wasn’t that strong but the hiss from Gabriel was loud, for their luck Sam was in the bathroom and didn’t hear anything but Adam did, i looked at him and shushed him, he nodded, i looked at Lucifer and holy shit he was red trying to not avert his eyes from mom and Dad. I think this was the cutest coming out i ever saw, Cas left Dad’s lap and ran to Lucifer, hugging his leg, he nervously picked Cas up and smiled when he kissed his cheek, but looked back at mom and Dad.

—You are wearing the maid outfit.—...Well close enough, welcome back my Morningstar.—Huh?—Don’t worry honey, your father is pretty stupid sometimes, and you were too, apologize to Gabriel.—I already did.—Listen Luci, congratulations, good for you but you could have done this without hitting me!—Sorry, ow ow ow Cas, Cas stop it.—no fighting! fighting is bad!—You’re right Cas, fighting is bad, i’m so sorry!—Anything else honey?—Yes, but i want to talk in private.—Alright, Michael play with Cassie.—noo!—Am i that bad?

Well, here i go babysit.

Ok, i was glad he came out, we talked about the whole…incest thing, he seemed chill about it, after that i’ve been trying to get his attention so we could spend some time together, i mean, technically he is interested in me, right? But no matter what i do, he always pushes me away, if he is in his room and i try to get him to talk to me, he leaves the bedroom and joins Dad so if i bother him, Dad shoos me away, if he is playing MULTIPLAYER games and i try to get to play with him, he quits the game and leaves to talk to Michael, if he is not talking to Michael he talks to Sam who shares information about supernatural things, if he is not doing this, he watches cartoons with Cas who can be quite possessive and when just when i approach him, he falls asleep, it’s ridiculous, i talked to Dad, mom, Loki and even Michael that was pissing me off by always being close to Lucifer, i never minded them bonding and fighting, it was always hilarious or sometimes serious, i barely paid attention to their bonding but now? It feels different, everyone said the same thing, that maybe he is not into me and him marrying me was part of his discovery, but i don’t think so, especially because of Cassie, i asked him if Lucifer ever said anything about kissing me, and he ran, he avoided talking about it, there was something that Cassie knew and no one else knew, i can’t force a confession…

—Lucifer, stop avoiding me! I want to talk to you about what you said that day…i want you to be honest with me, i want you to tell me the truth. What you said about marrying me in your dream, about the..incest thing, about everything, did you mean it? Would you, would you marry me? Be honest, please.—...—Lucifer, tell me!—You forgot we had a fight before that happened? About me saying i would never date you? About me saying if you were into incest then good for you? Then when i came out i still said the same thing? Well kind of, i said what i said before and i still mean it, though we were being childish, what i said about dating you was true, i would never and won’t ever date you, let alone marry you, you are my brother, i have no romantic feelings for you and that’s all, we are brothers and nothing will change that, understood, little brother?—Alright, thanks for talking, will you stop avoiding me now?—Yes, since you stopped stalking me.

I have nothing to say.

—These are angel blades according to their books, there are more weapons in that safe, putting this code…here they are.
—So many weapons…i’ll stay with the angel blade, how about you Gabe? Sammy will stay with the colt.—I’ll get the brass knuckles, must be nice to throw some punches, right?—Haha! When we get home i’ll show how to really throw punches aand if you behave i might show you where i hid your gift, you won’t find this time, i guarantee you.
—Guys! The security guards!
—Fuck! Let’s go!

In all my life, i never thought…

—FUCK! MY FUCKING KNEE! GABRIEL HELP ME HERE!

I would be betrayed by him

—GABRIEL! GABRIEL!
—Gabriel! We need–
—We need to leave!
—But–
—No time!—GABRIEL DON’T FUCKING LEAVE ME HERE! GABRIEL!—Don’t worry Luci, i’ll come back!
—GABRIEL!

My brother

—ARREST HIM!
—GABRIEL! DON’T LEAVE ME! DON’T LEAVE ME HERE! GABRIEL!

I don’t hate him, i’m not mad, i’m hurt, i feel sad, i feel betrayed, i feel…i feel lonely…

—Mister Winchester, we still have no results.
—Impossible! How? What are you?—I already said…i’m human.—This won’t work, we need to go a little bit far…send him to the chamber.—What? What chamber?
—Yes sir, come on little devil.
—I’m not the devil! I already said this! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU DAD?!—Your precious dad left heaven eons ago.—I know that! You imbecile! I know because i fucking lived with him! Because my mother gave birth to me! Because he is always watching me a-and he should be here now! Gabriel should be here! Michael should be here! W-WHERE ARE YOU DAD? W-WHY–LET ME GO! YOU MANIACS!

It’s silent, completely quiet, no talking,, i feel like i shouldn’t talk, i do have a collar shock after all, but even if i can’t talk, i can hear my heart beating, my eyes blink, i can hear my nails growing, my hair grow, every string, every growl of my stomach…

Despite being in a chamber, being treated like a lab rat, they keep me healthy, i take showers, which fucks me up, the sound of the water drives me crazy and i know i’m being watched, i don’t know what they can do if i don’t shower, it’s humiliating, but at least they cut my hair, clip my nails, give me skin care, even paint my nails, they want to keep me pretty, i’ve never stayed cold or hot, they always provided me clothes and it was obviously expensive, my favorite was and still is my scarf, green, green like grass, something i haven’t seen in…how long? I feel…young yet old, how old am i? What time is it? When will i finally go outside? They haven’t experimented on me for…years? Years…he promised he was always watching us, he said he loved us, he said he cared about us, i said i cared about them, that i would protect them, that if i have to go against the world to protect them, then i would gladly do it…but what about me? Was my promise always one-sided? Was my love always one-sided? Was i…was i always ‘him’? Was i always the angel casted out of heaven? Was i always evil? Was i meant to be evil? What about all the love and care i gave and received? Was it all false? Did…did everyone lie to me? was i never part of the family? Was i…never loved?

All this time…

I was nothing but a ticking bomb?

Am i…

No

I’m still am a ticking bomb, ready to explode at any time, so much time in this fucking chamber, it doesn’t feel like a second home like it did to Adam in our home, no, not our, their home, their house, their food, everything i had..it was never mine…

—

Dinner…

—?

A sandwich?

—!

“Last night the security cameras were off, i placed a bag of clothes for you, it seems like you caused a dangerous blizzard, there is a comfy set of clothes for you, including your favorite scarf! Morning Star, you need to get out, i can help you go back to your family, they are fighting my children and husband to get you back, you can go home but you need to give what they want, leave your frustration out and leave, i’ll be waiting for you in the security watch room, come as soon as you can

Sincerely, -MW”

White, pretty comfy and pretty white sweater, a poncho elegant and fitting for me, white, caramel brown jeans and white sneakers…whoever MW is, thank you for the gloves.

I don’t want to go back to them, if anything, i want to leave, live on a faraway planet, dimension, galaxy, whatever, not there anymore, why play pretend? Fighting for me? Why? To torture me more? They lied to me, they never loved me, i was never wanted, i was never meant to exist, not here, anywhere, they don’t care about me, i’m nothing but a bunny with rabies, ready to go wild, if that’s it, then fine, i’ll go wild or whatever, fine.

Fine

Fine

—

*SNAP*

*SNAP*

*SNAP*

*SNAP*

*SNAP*

*SNAP*

*SNAP*

*SNAP*

*snap*

—Oh! Finally, you are here! I can send you back.

—

—No? Why not?

—

—Oh…you can’t talk anymore?

—

—Oh dear…but you still understand me, right?

—

—Good, let’s send you back–

—!!

—But why? They are so worried about you, both your little brothers miss you, your father and brothers are fighting for you! Don’t you want to see them?

—

—...I can send you to another universe but…how about a goodbye?

—...

—Alright then, let’s go, oh! Take this, the angel blade you took years ago, just to defend yourself.

—?

—Three years, but it's been four years now...

—!!!

—It’s your birthday too…well, ready?

—

—Let’s go then.

I can’t give up…

—MICHAEL!

I can’t give up…

—I’m sorry, Dad…

Nonono, no!

—LOKI! W-WHA

Everything is in chaos, whatever Lucifer went through must been horrible, torture, this blizzard is so harsh that i feel like my skin is being cut, i can’t give up!

—WAKE UP! PLEASE WAKE UP!

I CAN’T GIVE UP! I CAN’T GIVE UP! I HAVE FOUR CHILDREN, TWO AT HOME, THREE IN A BATTLE AND ONE MISSING! I CAN’T GIVE UP I NEED, I NEED MY POWERS BACK! SOMEONE, PLEASE ANYONE, PRAY! PRAY!

—L…Lucifer? LUCIFER! LUCIFER YOU ARE BACK! PLEASE COME HOME! STOP THIS WEATHER! COME GET TO KNOW YOUR LITTLE BROTHER! LET’S GO BACK AND HAVE DINNER! STOP THIS WEATHER A-AND LET’S GO TO THE BEACH! ALL OF US TOGETHER! PLEASE! P-Please…

—

*snap*

—O-Oh thank goodness, let’s go back!

—

—Lucifer?

—

—Lucifer! Lucifer, where are you going?!

—I’m not leaving you again!

—GABRIEL NO!

They…they

—T-They are gone…

Why?...why?

—Dad?...Is everything ok again?—...

I don’t know where we are, but as soon as we arrived, i immediately punched Gabriel away, that caught two guys attention, i didn’t want any interruptions so i threw the angel blade at the man in front of me, he screamed in pain and staggered, the man in front of him looked at me, almost terrified, i pointed at the exit, he gaped like a fish, i frowned and kept pointing at the exit, he seemed to understand and ran, i turned my attention to Gabriel who was getting up, i walked towards him and grabbed him by his collar and threw him across the room, and it seemed like he trained a little with Michael since he was keeping with the fight until i broke his fists, he screamed and told me to look behind me, i knew what was going to happen, well at least one of them, that man who i stabbed was what THEM called “The Devil” and i could see by his red eyes, judging by his expression it seemed like he was surprised, i took the moment of distraction and pulled the knife and stabbed him again, in his chest this time, i heard that scream again, i pulled out the knife and sent him away before looking at Gabriel.

—
—If you won’t speak, at least fix my fists! If you want to get out of here.
—

*snap*

—O-Ok…hold my hand.
—?
—Just do it!

*snap*

Point. Of. View.-Original Dean Winchester

—Gabriel! You are alive!—Alive? Not safe? Alright squirrel, everyone listen and don’t panic, alright?—What is it?—A kid saved me.—Ok, what about it?—You might not like how he looks, his name or his brother.
—
—What the hell Gabriel? Who is this kid?—He’s seventeen sir.
—

—Wait, eighteen?
—Gabriel, could you explain to us why a child who looks exactly like Lucifer is here?—Well little brother, i don’t have an answer for this, but they do, but it seems like this little Luci doesn’t like to talk or can’t talk at all.
—
—Oh? You can talk? Why won't you talk to us?
—...
—Can you tell us your name, kid?

This weird kid asked me to bring paper and a pen, he bit his lip and wrote something, his name and little doodles of him with horns and smirking, an X on the side and a doddle of him with no horns and smiling, a V on the side “Lucious Morningstar” the kid by his side tried to refute him but “Lucious” slapped him, it seemed like this kid Lucious really had something against him.

—What ‘bout you?
—Gabriel Rosen Shurley.
—...Huh.—Odd.—Is your name really Gabriel?
—Yes! My name is Gabriel and i’m son of God who got into this mess because‐because…
— !
—Because i’m a coward…i’m sorry Lu–FUCK! W-Why! owww!
—Stop kid! What the hell is wrong with you!?
—!!!!!!
—It seems like he has many things to say but can’t...Lucious can you write or illustrate what happened?
—

With paper and pen in his hands he started writing and drawing what happened and what the hell, he showed me and Sam the drawings and let us read his story, it sounds unbelievable, God? Having children with a human? All of them have angels and archangels names? Angels going to school? Us being the bad guys? Lucifer being pansexual? A catastrophe ordered by his “Father” to stop US from messing up his universe? Where we live happily? Where Lucifer was tortured and sent to this universe thanks to our mom?

—Sorry kid but this belongs to some tv series or even cartoons, there is no way this happened, we believe in many things but we can’t believe in this shit.
—??
—Yeah, really, we don’t—Dean, it might be true, um Lucious, can you show us proof aside from your…story?
—

Taking off his poncho thing and jacket, under all of it he was wearing a baggy sweater, Cas tried to see if there was any scars or bruises on other areas but the kid just covered himself, angry, damn we just trying to help, at least let us see your arm!

—Hm, i can confirm Dean, these are shots of bruises, however, i do not know what they injected in him.
—
—Nothing?
—
—So they just collected your blood?
—. . …
—Woah careful kid, it seems like little Morningstar here hasn't eaten a little bit of sugar in a while, you alright little star?
—?...
—He’s probably hungry.—Hold up, are we going to babysit baby satan?—Dean, come on, it’s just a kid…—A kid with Lucifer’s power this thing can kill us anytime!

Seems like i pissed him off since he tried his power on me but just fell limp in Gabriel's arms, our Gabriel, not the other kid to argue with Sam about what happened in their universe, was Sammy really going to believe him? This gotta be a joke!

—Cas, help me here?—You are light from someone who’s not been eating so well.
—?
—All i can feel is poison in your system.
—!!!!
—Don’t worry, it’s harmless but i believe whatever you’ve been eating affects you more than you imagine.—Little brother just help me take him to bed and i’ll give the news, i already did that a long ago!—Right.

Point. Of. View.-Original Gabriel

He looks really weak…

—Soo, you are Lucifer?
—
—Don’t deny it, you are him, you look just like him if he was waay younger.
—...
—Why do you think you are not him?
—
—Not evil? For what you drew, it made you look pretty evil, i mean you beat Dean, threatened his dad, and put his entire family in a loop! That sounds pretty evil to me.
—
—Seems like Sam has a rival! Who has the best puppy dog eyes?
—
—Not a good time for a joke? Alright, Cas said they poisoned your food, with harmless i think he meant medicine, it’s still dangerous to have something like this in your body, can i see if you have other shot bruises?
—
—Do you trust me?
—
—Good.
—!!!
—Chill, i’m not going to do anything if that’s what you’re thinking, i just need to see if there are on other parts of your body.
—
—Good? Alright.

Oh my dad, what have they done to this poor little angel? There are bruises everywhere, some of them are pretty bad, and some of them looked recent, normal shots wouldn’t leave bruises THIS bad and what’s this on his neck?

—Does it hurt if i touch it here? — !!!!!!!!! —Ok! Ok! Just needed to check it…
—
—Oh don’t worry, I've seen worse, just wished it wasn’t in someone as young as you. They really injected and collected a lot of stuff in your thighs, could you even walk after that?
—
—You needed a wheelchair? Damn, not even i needed one…
—...
—Yeah i know, how about behind?
—????
—You really think that i would do something like that? Me? An archangel? Come on, turn around.
—

It’s bad, oh my dad, it's really bad, he wrote about HunterCorp experimenting on him, if Dean doesn’t believe him then he has to believe in me…or Cas, speaking of Cas…

—Castiel, an angel of the lord is a voyeur?—Gabriel, i understand your complicated relationship with your brother but i don’t think that’s the best way to cope, he’s a child.
—!
—Yes you are a child and you are going to let Dr. Cass take care of you, alright? Don’t panic, alright? You trust me, right?
—
—Good, Cass, come here and let me get rid of this collar.

That collar really damaged his breathing, he coughed and clawed the wall, out of breath, the collar was a shock collar…what the fuck did he gone through? There something else he is not telling…

—Feel better?
—
—That’s good but it wasn’t this collar preventing you from speaking?
—
—No?—Are you deaf?
—...?
—Right, sorry, are you able to talk?
—
—Are you feeling uncomfortable?
—
—No? I don’t understand.—I think i got it, hey twink little star, it’s not us bothering you, is it?
—
—Is it…too loud here?
—
—Is it too silent?
—
—I see, here, how about a little song? —o-—You like rock?—heav—Heavy metal?—ye..s—Alright! Cass, you done healing?—Yes.—Then get out, you don’t like loud music.—Excuse me then.

He looks more relaxed and even has a smile on his face but he looks too tired, he collapsed in the bed, covering his face, it looked like he was having trouble breathing.

—Hey, breathe, you’re safe, there’s no one here to hurt you, no needles, no shocks and no bad food, lots of noise! You–oh!—th.an—Haha, you’re welcome.—hm…—Tired?—ye..s—Well, let’s just wait for your food then–
—Dean, i just made this sandwich, can-...

—What the fuck Gabriel?

Oops.

—Look, i get it, i know what it looks like but it is not what it looks like, right Cas?—I thought the same as you Dean but Gabriel was merely looking for more bruises and told me to heal him, which i did, as for how things ended up like this, i don’t know.
—Ok, i see no bruises in him anymore, good, now explain the loud music and this.
—Stay here, i’ll talk to him.
—Dude, turn the music off!
—Dean, i can’t.
—Why not Gabriel?
—It’s complicated.
—Turn it off.
—Dean–
—Gabriel, turn it off.
—Listen, i’ll turn it off just for a bit, i’ll turn it back it on when i come back, alright?
—n.!!
—Don’t worry, i’ll be back.

Wrong choice of words, now he’s crying, dammit Dean.

—

He won’t be back, my brother never came back to help me, why would this Gabriel come back? He seems nice but so was my brother, tch, is only my Gabriel a coward or is this one too? Why didn’t Dad come to save me back there? Loki? Fucking Michael! Michael, my fucking best friend and partner! Even if we fought like stupid kids we still had each other's back! Why? Why? Why…

—

Why did everyone leave me alone? That woman who helped me, looked like Mary Winchester, the one who shot Gabriel and Loki but this Mary…this Mary helped me, she sent me here, i guess…does she know about this universe?

—Hey…
—!
—No, i’m not Gabe, it’s me Sam…
—...
—Gabriel, our Gabriel and yours are fighting Dean.
—
—Your Gabriel and Dean are not happy about what they saw.
—!?
—Yeah, yours too…
—
—Is it..that bad? You guys are brothers, right? 
—!!
—Is something going on between you two?
—
—What? Me too?

How do i explain?

—Me, Gabriel and you, friends? Lovers? No? Gabriel…tried to date you? Kinda of? And you had a dream about…us? You, me and he? Married? Is this it? Yes? Ok.
—
—And…how do you feel about them, about me?
—!!!!
—You don’t know? Well, what do you think of me so far?
—
—Not so bad? Glad to hear that.
—...
—You miss your mom? She was…pregnant? You…left before…meeting your brother? Oh…
—
—Your dad lost his powers and you left? You meet Lucifer and our Gabriel, in the hotel, you stabbed Lucifer, with an angel blade, Gabriel left, you fought your brother, stabbed Lucifer again and…left with our Gabriel? Is that it?
—
—Do you still have the blade?
—
— Why did you hide it under the pillow? Afraid? I see…well don’t worry, no one is going to hurt you.
—?...
—Really, no one will, i’ll make sure of that.
—
—No need to thank me, i…to be honest i don’t think you are evil, even if you look like him, i don’t see you as a monster or cruel, you are just a kid, probably scared and confused, so don’t worry, we’ll protect you.
—
—Do you like hugs that much?...

*snap*

—fi..na.y—So you can talk when there’s music?—yo..u!—Did i guess it right?—yes!—Oh, you said–
—Sammy, did he eat?
—Uh, yeah, here.—Good, did Gabriel turn on the music again? —i..i—Hm?—i..i!—Dean, leave the music on, it’s better for him.—Is this some kind of baby lullaby thing?...—Dean, come on.—I’m being serious, is it?—Well…

*snap*

—
—Lucious…—Am i missing something?—Let’s talk outside, here…

Radio music, well…good enough

Point. Of. View-Original Sam Winchester

Surprisingly Dean was understanding, Gabriel helped explain, but both were still glaring at each other, the previous discussion didn’t end well and i feel like things will get worse. We have children here, many things we do are now slightly limited, well Lucious’ Gabriel explained what he and his brothers did to save Lucious and he just left, so he ran through this portal thing and they ended up in the hotel, Lucious was really mad, Gabriel said he could understand why Lucious was mad but he wasn’t buying it, there’s something both aren’t telling us, but what matters is that this Gabriel can help us, just like our Gabriel, except he is slightly weaker but Lucious has fighting experience, his brother Michael was his partner when it came to fighting and i still can’t believe Loki is Gabriel’s twin and Castiel is their little brother, i mean, a tiny version of Cass, how would he look like? Baby Cass in a trenchcoat…that’s cute.

—Sam!—Yeah?—Who should stay with them? Cas or Gabriel?—What? Neither, we should bring them with us.—You kidding, right?—Dean, we can’t leave them alone, not with Gabriel or Castiel, it’s dangerous, we need Gabriel and Castiel, and we need those two safe, no one left behind.—Fuck…alright, get him something else to wear, it’s not that cold.—Alright.

Well, it turns out that Lucious was shivering, feeling cold, really cold, well no wonder, i left him without a blanket.

—Are you alright?—vv..ein—Vein? What about your vein?—c..ol—You are feeling cold, let me see if you have a fe–ouch…Jesus you’re really cold! Are you numb?—n-no.—Um, let’s get you back to those clothes, they’ll warm you and this is really a bad time to tell you but you are coming with us to hunt Lucifer, he is…out, you know? I’ll give you the angel blade back but avoid attacking him. We don’t want you hurt.
—
—Yeah, battery…Well i can still understand you, so, how about you keep close to me? Stick by my side? Good? Alright.

It’s funny how we have who is supposed to be the devil, the evil in flesh and bone, in comfy clothes and a scarf covering half of his face, if he was just a regular kid, i would pat his head, compared to Lucifer’s dirty and terrible hair, his look like really silky, he is smaller than me when i was in Stanford, i mean just look at his eyes…

—?
—Sorry, you look tired, it’s…cute.—Hey Sammoose, i don’t think he is legal yet.
—
?...?
—I don’t think it would make sense to want to have sex with our enemy, especially as he looks like a child.
—!
—Yes you are a child, you might be a little taller than me but still, how about...young?
—
—Better? Alright.—Luci, wake up! — ! —You look like Cas when he gets tired of watching anime with you, you are either bored or tired.
—
—Rude.—I just can hear ice cream truck chimes playing in his head. —Never thought i would see Satan sleepy.—Check this out, (Lucifer! WAKE UP, MISTER WINCHESTER GOT CAS!)
—!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was actually scary how the kid quickly drew the angel blade and charged at Dean who would have shot him if Gabi hadn’t said something in…

—Wait, you speak enochian?—Enowhat?—Oh you know, a language that all angels speak? (Where did you learn it?)—(Dad taught us, he said it’s a second language, like Spanish?...)
—(And what you just said was like an owner giving commands to a dog!)

—(Oh.)
—Well that’s fucked up.—Hey Luci, snap out of it.
—(I would appreciate if you never say this again because i’m not a dog for you to order around, if someone should say this is dad, for fuck sake Gabriel this is a command for avengers level threat! Don’t use it in a situation like this!)
—Yeah and Dad never used on you because you left, he didn’t use even on Michael when we were dying to save you!
—?
—Alright, sorry…—You two have a lot to explain.
—!
—Listen pipsqueak, that whole presentation wasn’t enough, we need to get you to talk and explain everything.

Oh he’s not happy.

—Lucious, how about after this whole hunt, we talk about this problem so we can understand better your whole situation?
—
—Good, let’s go now.

Dean is good with kids, he raised me after all, but being good with who looks like the exact person who almost killed us? I don’t see these two getting along.

—Oh hi little brother, came here for round two?
—Lucifer…
—Excuse me Gabe but i want a little second to talk to this little…backstabber.
—Stay away from him–
—Tell me, fluffy me, why did you stab me? Who are you? Where did you come from? And what were you doing in that hotel?

—?

—Oh? Can’t talk?

—

—Well that’s strange, can you communicate or listen to me?

—

—Huh…
—Hey, Luci! We are trying to talk to you!
—Not now little brother, i’m interested in this critter. Tell me, how can you look like me? I’m very sure my vessel isn’t a sleepy teen.

—(What do you want from me?)

—Oh now that’s odd, you can speak enochian! You must be an angel, right?)

—(No, i’m human.)

—Are you?

—(Yes, my “father” impregnated my “mother” and i was born, i’m pretty sure angels aren't born from humans, are they?)

—Hmm, well…why the quotations in father and mother?

—(My father abandoned me, let the Winchesters imprison me in a silent chamber until i went mad and my mother? I can’t blame her, she is human after all, i didn’t kill anyone in that place, i just put them to sleep, literally, unlike you i guess.)

—Imprisoned?

—(Yes.)

—How old are you?

—(Eighteen, i share it with my brother, today is my birthday.)

—Well happy birthday! And who is the other birthday boy?

—(Michael.)

—Michael?...

—(Yes, is that a problem?)

—How was your relationship with him?

—(Stupid but I liked him, we fight a lot, typical little brother and big brother fighting, even if we fought, we always had each other's back.)

—Sounds like a good relationship…

—(It was…)

—So, you know how to speak enochian, you have a brother named Gabriel and another named Michael, who is your father?

—(You won’t like and won’t understand the answer.)

—Well tell me, i’m curious now.

—(God.)

—....

—(Gears in your head? Yeah, i’m pretty sure if someone tells me their father is God i would be confused too.)

—Who are you?

…

—(Lucious MorningStar)

—Is this a joke?

—(I wish it was.)

—....

—(Are you going to try to kill me now?)

—Try? You think i can’t beat you?
—LUCIOUS STOP TALKING TO HIM! ARE YOU STUPID?!
—(Shut up Gabriel.)

I really didn’t want to throw Gabriel away, i think i hurt him enough today, better just kick my feet and make an ice trap, spikes are enough, he won’t try to get in, he’s not stupid.

—(LUCIOUS!)

You were never this stupid, you were a genius, do i really have to make a lightning strike to shut you up and not stress me out? I’m in a life or death situation right now, i know you can listen to me, keep quiet.

—Now that’s impressive, what else can you do?

—(Why should i tell you? Wouldn’t that be stupid? Revealing my combat skills to the enemy would be a way for them to know my weakness, i can’t have you know that, unfortunately.)

—Very smart. How about this, a little spar, no weapons, no powers, just hand to hand?

—(No thanks bro.)

—C’mooon, just a small fight? If you spar with me, i promise i won’t kill them!

—(Why should or would believe the devil? You will kill them anyway.)

—Not today!

—(...What if i lose?)

—Then i’ll get what i want.

—(...)

—What do you say?

—(Deal.)

They made me fight so many monsters, even simulated demons, crazy technology, but it’s not the same as fighting the devil itself…i don’t like them but don’t hate them, to the degree of letting him kill them…alright, father didn’t “bless” me for nothing.

Point. Of. View-The Real Lucifer

Interesting, very interesting, his moves are different from mine, not a style of combat i’m used to and not one i ever used, i can see jiu jitsu but there are other styles mixed, almost like he created his own…

What did you fight, dear me?

—Will you ever get tired of fighting me? It’s pretty awkward leaving people i’m supposed to kill soaking in the rain for more than an hour.

—(...)

—Didn’t get distracted?

—(...)

—Alright, let’s get serious.

—(Serious? What do you mean? It’s just a spar.)

—I never said it was friendly.

—(Fucking hell…fine)

Oh he was really holding back! Good! Good…

—You know, MY Michael and i are supposed to fight one day! When you fought Michael, who won?

—(...)

—Really focused? You really are serious!

—(Like Loki used to say “Gotta lock in”)

—Cracking a joke and not even smiling?

—(...)

—Alright then, let’s end this.

As a ”human” he should be exhausted by now, yet he is not, i kicked him in the gut and he didn’t even gasp, we managed to land a few hits on each other and he was still up, and i can see there is annoyance and anger in him, the lightning strikes weren’t bothering me but what was certainly concerning was his eyes, they shou–

—(I have you pinned, i won…leave
)

—Hmm…alright, get off me, i’ll leave.

—Lucious! Are you alright?
—... !!!! —Wha–!
—Don’t forget you learned all your tricks from me, little brother.

No…

—GABRIEL!
—. . . …

—R…Run, Luci..
—Gabriel?! What the–

Point. Of. View.-The Real Lucifer

—You…

—Aha..haha, didn’t see that one co…coming, did you?...

—But…how? Why?

—I-I… i was too scared to come back and save him, Dad told me to man up and fight…fight to get him back, i..i didn’t fall, i just pretended..i saw the portal a-and..and went after him, i didn’t want to leave him alone again..we found you two a-and…i figure it out, h-he’s your brother too? Gabriel?...

—...

—I-I…i can see in your eyes that you…that you didn’t want to do this…you didn’t…y-you weren’t lying, you love your brother…and i love mine…Lu…cifer, i’m sorry... thank you for being the best..big brother.

It’s snowing, “Lucifer” walked past me, he looked into my eyes, i looked at “Gabriel’s” eyes, he had a smile, i let him go and “Lucifer” cradled him, unzipping his jacket and lifted his shirt, touching where the wound was.

—Luci…stop

—...

—Just stop…

—...

—Please?..

—n..o

—Luci, i-it’s ok..please…just let me go.

—n..e..er

—Lucifer?...

—w..a..

—I’m sorry…

He grabbed “my” hand and tapped “my” forehead, “i” fell asleep immediately, he looked at me and made a shushing motion.

—Go away…leave me, you have other fish to catch, don’t you? Leave the bait here…

—...

—Please…

—Alright, sleep well.

—T-Tha…ks

I was going to break the deal, this Gabriel saw through me and disguised himself as my brother, the one i was fighting hours ago, the one i didn’t want to kill, this Gabriel was right, but…how didn’t i see it wasn’t him? I hate humans, yet this one…

—Gabriel…

I’ll leave for now…

Point. Of. View-Original Gabriel

Why?

—I…I was going to fight him.

He died hugging his brother…

—Lucifer is alive, he’s sleeping, Gabriel can you…—...—Bring him with me, we need to do something.

There’s something weird about his death, i don’t understand, and i know so many things about humanity, but how can’t i understand him? It’s simple, isn’t it? Then why can’t i understand?

Sam carrying this kid, Lucifer, my brother, or in another universe my human brother…

His face looks so angelic, there’s innocence in his expression, there’s sadness, the snow falling, not harsh as you would expect of someone angry for killing your sibling, there’s no thunder, no rain, nothing…just snow, little snowflakes falling, touching their faces…

—...—Gabe.—What?—I…—You?—We’ll figure it out, there must be something we can do.—...