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so basically there’s this house and william beckett lives there with all of his very best friends; patrick (omega), brendon (omega), travie (beta), vicky (alpha) and… gabe. gabe is his favorite. they kiss sometimes. oh and also there’s this norwegian woman that lives with them and her name is Matron. she is blonde and also old.one day, while william is living his best omega life, gabe makes a very important announcement to the household:“i want a baby!” he declares and everyone gasps. gabe doesn’t have a mate. he is wild and lives by his own rules but sometimes, when they’re together, william likes to pretend that it’s him. they are the bestest friends ever.“who will the mom be?” vicky asks him like it’s of any relevance to her: vicky fucks girls. deep down, williams omega senses know it will be him. gabe will declare him the perfect partner and mother to his beautiful baby and they will run away together and have the perfect fairy tale romance. william just knows it.but then gabe says, “i haven’t decided yet,”everyone GASPS. this is so crazy! travie and william share a look and william pouts. maybe gabe just wants to keep it a secret…william is very excited for later.~~~william is deeply unhappy. not only had gabe not asked him to be the mother of his baby, he was being so weird! it just wasn’t like him. :(then, one day brendon had an announcement to make! everyone came into the house living room. he adjusts his bangs and glasses nervously, like a nerd. what a nerd, william thinks to himself. then, brendon says something william will NEVER FORGET.“guys, i’m pregnant!”GASP. william looks to gabe, betrayed but gabe is smiling at brendon. SMILING. at BRENDON. everyone congratulates brendon but william feels so fake. that baby was supposed to be HIS! for a moment, the image of a coat hanger flashes before his eyes but he crushes the thought.“i just thought he would be a good candidate,” gabe tells everybody. william tries to be happy for gabe because if this is what he wanted, it must make him happy. he tries and then stops trying very quickly. he hopes brendon’s pregnancy is the most evil, vile pregnancy with so much puke and so much crying. he hopes gabe realizes he picked the wrong omega.~~~watching gabe and patrick dote on brendon is so disturbing. he’s starting to show now and it’s so disturbing. if william couldn’t get pregnant himself, he would have thought it was so disturbing. but he’s always reminded of the fact that he wishes that was him. gabe barely even looks at him anymore. it’s like brendon is his boyfriend or something. it’s so disturbing.when he tells his best friends travie and vicky about this, they try to be sympathetic but it just feels forced.“do you guys like that brendon is pregnant?” he asks, in total despair. vicky and travie share a look before vicky leans in close.“sometimes i hear him crying on the phone to ryan. it’s really obnoxious. between you and me, i hope gabe takes his ugly urie baby and leaves.”william shot her a disbelieving look through his gorgeous luscious omega lashes, “b- but then we wouldn’t see him again!”“he’d come back to see you,” travie tells him but william knows it’s not even true. he pouts as tears spring to his eyes. he turns away so his friends don't see and leaves the room.“yeah, maybe,” he throws over his shoulder as he walks out the door.~~~brendon is in his third trimester now and is more annoying and needy than ever. he refuses to eat anything but glitter unicorn cupcakes from the supermarket down the road and cries when he isn’t within 3 feet of gabe. william thinks if he looks close enough at gabe’s face, he sees the exhaustion and possible regret. but gabe dotes on brendon anyway so thats prolly not even the case. just williams still-wishful thinking.as, he wanders into the kitchen, bored, he toys with the idea of raising the saporta-urie kid if gabe does come to his senses and chose william. when he turns toward the table in the middle, he sees Matron making these kind of headpiece things? they’re like silver diadems with blue sheer veil hanging from the bottom. one of them is white. william comes up to Matron with a smile.“what are you making?” he asks and she turns to him, pressing one of the things into his hands.“try it on! this one is yours.”he puts it on his head and it fits kind of perfectly. how did she know that? she hadn’t ever measured his head.“are these for a ceremony or holiday from where you came from?” william asks politely, half because he’s bored and half because he really is curious. Matron shakes her head.“they’re for the weeding, silly!”william feels himself pale and begin to shake, “what wedding?”then, Matron says the worst thing william could have ever EVER imagined in his life. his worst fear.“since they’re having a baby, gabe decided to mary brendon!”william was going to DIE of heartbreak it seemed.~~~it was 1 in the morning and there was screaming coming from somewhere in the house. curious, william got out of bed and peeked out into the hallway. when he looked to his left, he saw travie and vicky doing the same. when he looked ot his right, he wished he hadn’t woken up at all.brendon was GOING INTO LABOUR!!!!!and he was throwing a fit about it too. william almost rolled his eyes but stopped himself when brendon caught his eye and reached out his arms for him like an overgrown baby. begrudgingly, william hugged brendon. it was kind of hard to actually get to him because of, you know, the belly. his socks were wet with something he didn’t even want to think about.when they pulled apart, brendon began his crying again and patrick and gabe were back on him. but even they couldn’t seem to calm him. when patrick suggested going to the hospital he looked so affronted.“i’m so afraid!” he cried, fat tears rolling out from his large omega eyes, “it hurts so much! someone call ryan! what if i die!!!”“you won’t die, we just need to get you to the hospital!” patrick reassured him, using his fedora to try and catch some of the tears soaking brendon’s shirt. there were too many.brendon clung onto gabe’s arm like they would rip the two apart, “i don’t want to do this!”“why not?” gabe asked his husband.what brendon says next will SHOCK YOU *not clickbait!!!!!!* **YOU WILL CRY** (GONE WRONG) ((GONE EMOTIONAL)) “I DON'T EVEN WANNA BE A MOM!!!!”~~~willow’s eyes shoot open as her alarm clock blares by her bed. that morning she goes about her life thinking she can’t remember her weird dream. willow is not unaccustomed to strange dreams. her meds are totally weird sometimes.and then, suddenly, as she’s reaching for a book that afternoon, it hits her:
BRENDON URIE WAS BOY PREGNANT????!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!!!?!!?!?!