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It was a peaceful day in Dreamland until Dark Meta Knight decided to kidnapped atleast half of the citizens and other people from another universe to compete in his stupid reality show, and he podcasted his show to everyone in the whole entire universe.Dark Meta Knight: "I'm am your host, Dark Meta Knight. And i decided to host my reality show, everyone who here has willing join to participate."Simirror: "We were forced-"Dark Meta Knight: "SHUT UP."Dark Meta Knight slaps Simirror.Dark Meta Knight: "Now I already made the team and team names, cause i couldn't be bothered for you guys to do it."Dark Meta Knight moves a huge big tv sceen over, or apparently drops it one the ground killing atleast 30 people.

Most of the contestants looked at the screen in disgust and anger.Ringle: "What the hell! Half of those aren't even team names."Fumu: "I can you know if i suck if we haven't meet before!"Dark Meta Knight: "Because i hate child, and hate you the most."Shadow Kirby: "Papà, do you hate me..."Dark Meta Knight: "No i don't, you are my beautiful child."Meta Knight: "He isn't your son."Dark Meta Knight attacks Meta Knight and a fight breaks out, Eventually Dark Meta Knight wins.Fumu: "This must be some form of kidnapping, I'M CALLING THE POLICE!"Dark Meta Knight: "There's no police in Dream Land, if there was then they would've come by now."Green Kirby: "YES I'M ON THE ELITE TEAM, THE BETTER TEAM THAN ANY TEAM HERE!"Wiz: "Sadly, yes as it is the only proper team name here."Dedede: "Hey Darkie, can't we changed our team names?"Dark Meta Knight: "No, so you gonna have to stand being with that bossy bitch."Fumu: "I AIN'T BOSSY!" Parallel Meta Knight jumps ontop of Wiz, wanting to be tall.Parallel Meta Knight: "Nyeh."Wiz: "What the- Get off me!"Wiz throws Parallel Meta Knight off of him, Parallel Meta Knight makes a hurtful squeak after landing on the ground.Wiz: "Why are there so many Meta Knights."Dark Meta Knight: "There aren't even that many, they're also there for umm... Being annoying."Dark Meta Knight: "Now any final question before i start the challenge-"Garlude: "How am I still alive?"Dark Meta Knight: "............"
Flashback.

In the middle of a pentagram Dark Meta Knight summons all of his strength to-
Garlude: "Nevermind, i don't wanna know."Dark Meta Knight: "Okay. Now time for the challenge."Dark Meta Knight: "Since it's October the best month of the year, i decided to do something special."Wise Dee: "Well technically Christmas is."Dark Meta Knight stood over Wise Waddle Dee and looked down upon him.Dark Meta Knight: "What you say fool."Wise Waddle Dee was too scared to say anything.Dark Meta Knight: "If i ever hear you say that one. More. Time. I will terminate your whole species as you watch your whole kind suffer tremendously, then I'll rip out your guts slowly killing you until there is nothing left."Wise Waddle Dee stood frozen in fear, thinking of what to say but ultimately giving up.Dark Meta Knight: "That's what i thought."Dark Meta Knight steps back from Wise Waddle Dee continuing where he left off.Dark Meta Knight: "Now since it's Halloween, I wanted to do something special. Like candy hunting, the team that collects me the least candy is up for elimination."Mr. Star: "But it not even night yet."Dark Meta Knight snaps his fingers and it the bright sky begins to darkened. Each team begans to hurrying split off looking for all the candy they can find. Team Purple where thinking of a plan to get a lot of candy.Magolor: "Meta Knight, Kirby you better not eat all of our candy, you know what just go to the other teams and eat their candy."Meta Knight: "Okay, Kirby let's go."Meta Knight drags Kirby away to an unsuspected team to ruined their day.Magolor: "Now that they're gone, we finally think of a plan to get candy!"Spynum: "I won't be bothered knocking on people's houses asking for candy."Claycia: "I could just make the candy, I'm sure Dark Meta Knight won't notice a thing."Drawcia: "Better yet, i could draw poisonous candys heh heh."Keeby: "Isn't this cheating..."Flamberge: "It's just a game, what's the worse thing that could happen?"Unlike Team Purple, Team Elite were roaming around knocking on houses and getting rejected of candy.Sailor Dee: "We're getting nowhere!!!Green Kirby: "We will go to one more house and if they don't give us some candy..."A couple hours later. Green Kirby knocks on a random door.Broom Hatter: "Hello?"Green Kirby: "Give us candy."Broom Hatter: "Um… It's not even Halloween yet."Green Kirby: "Are you denying us candy?"Broom Hatter: "I'm sorry but i don't have none-"Green Kirby burns Broom Hatter's house to the ground while fleeing the crime scene.Parasol Waddle Dee: "OH MY WADDLE DEE! HOW COULD YOU JUST BURN THEIR HOUSE DOWN!"Green Kirby: "They clearly don't understand what Halloween is!"Parasol Waddle Dee: "Let just get out of here before anyone else notices!"Team Elite makes a break for it. TNT hasn't made any progress of getting candy at all.Bandana Dee: "What does TNT stand for."White Kirby: "The narcissistic Team."Elline: "I hope it doesn't mean that.."White Kirby: "It probably does."Nightmare: "I don't have time to play these ridiculous games, I'm just going to steal candy from babies."Blue Kirby was walking with a bag full of candy, it was his first time ever getting candy, since his parents were awful to him and would always care about his little sister. He was proud that he was actually going to have something cheerful in his life, until Nightmare snatches the candy away from him and flies off. Blue Kirby was now very depressed.White Kirby: "Hah, loser!"White Kirby kicks Blue Kirby to the ground, Blue Kirby almost sheds a tear but doesn't since life is meaningless and no one would even care or help you in your time of need.Vividria: "That is just mean, we should give it back."Shadow Kirby: "No we'll gonna lose."Vividria: "It doesn't matter, we just stole some kid's candy."White Kirby: "He could just buy other one."Shadow Kirby: "Blame Nightmare for this, we didn't nothing wrong here."Meanwhile at Team Fumu Sucks, Fumu was being the bossy bitch she was.Fumu: "Ok guys we're going to the store and buying candy!"Plasma Wisp: "Who made this kid the team leader."Wiz: "I say we kick her to the curb."Fumu: "WHAT! I'm the only reasonable one here!"NESP: "And how do you know that we aren't reasonable too?!"Fumu: "Well um..."Sectonia: "I won't be boss around by a measly kid, this is unacceptable! I say we drop her off this cliff instantly!"Javelin Knight: "Yeah she's slowing us down."Ringle: "Toss her off the cliff!"The Team starts to chant.Fumu: "Um.... Galaxia do something!"Galaxia: "I sense you are not from this dimension, I want to but... I also do not to lose either."Fumu: "...Goddammit!"Fumu then gets thrown off the cliff.Fumu: I already hate this team.Dedede: "Now that's finished, why don't we go to my castle, I got plenty of candy there."The team cheers as they go to Castle Dedede. Apperently on Team Susie is a Toxic Witch, Tokkori brought a big bag of candyGarlude: "Where did you get all of this candy from?"Tokkori: "Off camera, nitpick!"Garlude: "Don't call me a nitpick ever again!"Tokkori: "I could call whatever i want!"Parallel Susie: "He stole from a bunch of houses."Garlude: "And you let that slide?!"Parallel Susie: "We're doing extreme measures if we do not want to lose."Tokkori: "And I will do it again, these people are too stupid to leave their windows open thinking their candy won't get snatched!"If the middle of their argument Kirby and Meta Knight sneaks into the bag and eats all of their candy.Kirby: "Mmm candy."Meta Knight: "Nom."Scarfy: "What the- When did they get here!?"Susie: "When Tokkori was too busy yapping."Tokkori: "Not my fault, the nitpick fucking distracted me."Garlude: "Oh hell no i didn't!"Rocky: "Um... guys, they're still eating our candy."Parallel Susie: "Be quiet stupid rock, you should've watched over the bag."Rocky: "How did i know someone was gonna take our candy!?"Dark Taranza: "Are you going to stop them."Armoroid: "Not really, this will give us a lesson to be very careful next time."Meanwhile Team Elite was still running for their lives.Shadow Dedede: "Hold up! Is that Christmas decorations ON HALLOWEEN!!!"Hyness: "This is unacceptable! They aren't following the tradition!"Noo: "We.. We need to deal with them immediately."Sailor Dee: "But what about the challenge?"Shadow Dedede: "Forget the challenge, this is more important than that stupid challenge!"Sailor Dee: "We don't even have candy!"Parallel Meta Knight: "We go to there house."Phantom Meta Knight: "We rob them of their things!":Simirror: "And then we go and burn that house to the ground for their sins!"Galacta Knight: "I feel like you guys are overreacting."Hyness: "HOW DARE YOU SUPPOSE THIER SINS!"Parallel Meta Knight: "We sacrifice!"Galacta Knight: "Wait i didn't mean it like that!"Birdon was relaxing on the couch, he immediately jumped off after Galacta Knight crashed through the window.Birdon: "What the hell is happening!?"Galacta Knight: "Run while you still can..."Birdon looked out the window and could see people chanting 'BURN THE HOUSE DOWN FOR ALL HIS SINS'Birdon: "What the-"But before he could even react his house blew up in flames.Red Kirby: "We did it, we got rid of the evilness!" Dark Meta Knight: "Ok I'm getting bored. YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO GET SOME CANDY!"Morpho Knight: "Since when was there a timer?"Dark Meta Knight: "I can do WHATEVER I WANT!!!"Morpho Knight: "This is unfair."Dark Meta Knight: "You know what the challenge is already over."Dark Meta Knight teleports everyone back.Sailor Dee: "NOOOOOOOOO!"Dark Meta Knight: "Now lemme look at your bags."Team Fumu Sucks: 289,479Team Purple: 36,700TNT: 30Team Elite: 0Team Susie Is a threat to the universe: 0Dark Meta Knight: "Did you guys even do my challenge!"Tokkori: "We didn't but those purple pesky rodents eat our candy!"Dark Meta Knight: "Wait what's that smell."Dark Meta Knight goes to Team Purple's bag and takes out a piece of candy.Dark Meta Knight: "IS THIS CLAY."Drawcia: "There's poisonous candy in there too."Purple Kirby: "Drawcia!"Dark Meta Knight: "Not only was i going to take this candy and feed it to my son, but your also trying to poison me!"Magolor: "Ummm, you didn't tell us that part..."Dark Meta Knight: "Team Purple, Susie Fucking a Monster and E-"Shadow Dedede: "Wait, you had no candy, but we did stop a very hideous crime."Parallel Meta Knight: "Apparently someone put Christmas decorations up, and we couldn't ignore that dangerous problem."Simirror: "We just had to get rid of it."Phantom Meta Knight: "Please forgive us!"Dark Meta Knight sheds a tear.Dark Meta Knight: "That... That was so heroic of you guys, just because of this I'll give you all immunity."Flamberge: "What!"Dark Meta Knight: "As for Team Purple and Susie is my paralysis demon. They are going to the ceremony."Parallel Susie: "Kirby and Meta Knight on going on my hit list."Dark Meta Knight: "Time to go to the elimination ceremony."Bouncy: "This is rigged they stole our candy."Dark Meta Knight: "I don't care." At the Ceremony.Dark Meta Knight: "Now Team Susie is Scary and Purple."Garlude: "Is he gonna change the name everytime?"Dark Meta Knight: "I have the votes right here."Orange Kirby: "Oh no…"Dark Meta Knight: "If I hand you blood you are safe."Drawcia: "....."Dark Meta Knight: "Every is safe except for Garlude and Mr. Bright i ain't reading all of these votes."Garlude: "Wait-"Dark Meta Knight: "And the first to be eliminated from my reality show is…    Dark Meta Knight: "Mr. Bright."Mr. Bright: "Why me?Armoroid: "You aren't that helpful."Mr. Bright: "I could've carried this team, and we voted me out because I'm useless!"Susie: "You're right but that doesn’t matter anymore."Mr. Bright: "Whatever man just send me home alre-"Mr. Bright gets turned to stone.Bouncy: "What happened to him!?"Dark Meta Knight: "That's the consequences for being eliminated.Sword Knight: We do not consent for this.Dark Meta Knight: Too bad you already signed a contract.Sword Knight: When!?Dark Meta Knight: "Now it's time for Team Purple."Flamberge: "Oh my void! Fran i hope you don't get eliminated!"Francisca: "What about you."Flamberge: "That doesn't matter!"Kirby: "Eek! I Don't wanna get eliminated."Meta Knight: "Me either!"Kirby and Meta Knight hug eachother in fear.Dark Meta Knight: "Chilly is eliminated."Chilly: "Why me!?"Magolor: "Maybe if we sacrifice the Christmas lover, our chances of winning will be higher."Chilly: "The hell!?"Chilly then turns to stone.Dark Meta Knight: "Stay tune for next episode!"Dark Meta Knight: "Since Susie's Team didn't do anything to support Halloween, imma give the other teams an extra contestant."

Dark Meta Knight: The votes in order is going to the corresponding team. So if someone has the most votes they are going in TNT. poll ended

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It was a lovely day and up on Bubbly Clouds Dark Meta Knight has kidnapped 4 more people and keeping them hostage ontop of a cloud.Dark Meta Knight: "Welcome back to my reality show. As you see, i have four new contestant that came with consent, because Team Susie is a Jerk had to not be in the spirit and were bitches to me, so their punishment is going to give them a highly disadvantage."Dark Meta Knight: "Now introduce yourself to the viewers or I'll stab you!"Meta Knight Plushy: "I'll stab you in your sleep."Dark Meta Knight: "You don't scare me because i can just kick your small ass off of here."Meta Knight Plushy: "Nyeh!"Citrus Kirby: "Um... Are there cameras."Dark Meta Knight: "Of course there are everyone is watching!"Citrus Kirby: "Oh... Well um... My name is Citrus Kirby and I'm Green Kirby's brother and i came here to win this show because... I'm.. I am not reading that."Dark Meta Knight: "FINE!"Dark Meta Knight snatches all their papers.Dark Meta Knight: "Let's just get to the voting. We have... 4 votes... Eh i don't really care..."Meta: "Just get to the voting already!"Dark Meta Knight: "You don't tell me what to do you fucking brat!"Sir Arthur: "Language!"Dark Meta Knight: "I can curse whenever i want this is my show!"Dark Meta Knight: "Now onto the votes. The wannabe historian and the mini brat! Got zero votes."Sir Arthur: "...I don't get it."Meta starts crying his ass off and starts guilt-tripping the viewers.Meta: "How dare you all not vote for me! I am only two years old and i deserve respect!"Dark Meta Knight: "And no one barely cared, anyways Citrus Kirby got one vote."Citrus Kirby: "Atleast that better than nothing."Dark Meta Knight: "And Meta Knight Plushy got 3 votes!"Meta Knight Plushy make very happy Plushy noises.Meta: "How! Why would people want to vote a stupid plushy!"Dark Meta Knight: "Why would people wanna vote a annoying ass baby."Meta Navy: "Atleast I'm alive!"Morpho Knight: "What are you doing up here?"Dark Meta Knight: "W-What are you doing up here?! Get your kinder toy ass back down."Morpho Knight: "I'm telling everyone you ditching us."Morpho Knight leaves.Dark Meta Knight: "That some of a b-"Sir Arthur: "Don't you even dare."Meta Navy sheds fake tears still trying to guilt trip the viewers.Citrus Kirby: "What do these votes even mean."Dark Meta Knight: "You will be going on different teams, TNT, Team Purple, Team Elite and Team Fumu Sucks."Citrus Kirby: "Wow such unique names..."Dark Meta Knight: "Since Meta and Sir Arthur got the same votes and i have no time for a redo, they will both have to battle to the death for Team Elite."Sir Arthur: "This is preposterous, you can't make me kill a baby!"Meta Navy: "Does that mean i win!"Dark Meta Knight: "Hell no, i wanna death, blood and gore!!!"Sir Arthur: "What kinda show is this, and who even are you and where am i, how did i even get here-"Meta then shoves Sir Arthur off the platform.Sir Arthur: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"Meta: "Oopsie."Dark Meta Knight: "Eh, he's going to be fine. I see many others fall of and not die, I'll sure he'll be okay. Time to get back to the campsite."Citrus Kirby: "Campsite? You let your contestants sleep outside instead in the Dream Hotel that is free."Dark Meta Knight: "I can't give my contestants relaxation!" Somewhere at the campsite Meta Knight and Kirby sits outside infront of Team Purple's tent. Morpho Knight flies down to them.Morpho Knight: "Why are you two out here this early you both should be sleeping."Kirby: "Why are you out this early."Morpho Knight: "I just wanted to see where Dark Meta Knight was and he is ditching us for new contestants!"Kirby: "Wait really!"Morpho Knight: "I don't know but i saw him with other people."Meta Knight: "Of course that bitch would do that, he doesn't even know how to take care of one little puffball and you think he care solidly handle atleast 100+ of us, i highly doubt it."Morpho Knight: "So, why are you both out here?"Kirby: "We got kicked."Morpho Knight: "Why?"Meta Knight: "It wasn't even that bad, they're just being sensitive bitches."
Twenty hours ago

Meta Knight was snoring very loudly and Kirby was sleep-eating Purple Kirby.

Drawcia: "Ugh, I can't take this anymore!!!!"

Magolor: "Atleast this is better than the time Meta Knight attacked me while i was midnight strolling and he attacked me while he was sleepwalking."

Purple Kirby: "Someone... Help..."

Spinni: "How can you two even bare to sleep with someone loud like that."

Axe Knight: "We have sound-proof rooms."

Mace Knight: "Yet he almost broke the barrier once, maybe it's because he still has his mask on, he almost doesn't snore when it's off."

Spynum: "Well just take it off then!"

Axe Knight: "We can't invade our boss's privacy like that!"

Purple Kirby: "Someone heeeelp!"

Keeby tugs on Purple Kirby but also gets almost eaten too.

Spynum: "Then I'll do it myself."

Sypnum got up and slowly walks over to Meta Knight carefully taking his mask off, as he did that Meta Knight instantly attacks him.

Sypnum: "AAAH!"

Flamberge: "THAT'S IT!"

Flamberge picks up both Kirby and Meta Knight and throws them outside waking them both up.

Meta Knight: "Ow what the..."

Kirby: "Noo my lovely dream."

Flamberge: "AND STAY OUT!"

Flamberge closes the tent.

Back to the present
Kirby: "It even rained."Meta Knight: "We didn't sleep all night."Kirby: "And I'm still tired..."Morpho Knight: "You could've just slept somewhere were else instead of just sitting out sulking all night."Meta Knight and Kirby both looked at Morpho Knight as they were offended he even suggested them that.Meta Knight: "How dare you make us look like dumbasses! We were too depress to think about such an obvious thing!"Kirby: "Yeah, not everyone is entitled like you are!.Meta Knight: "You should be sorry for us that we had to suffer out in the rain and could've probably gotten sick from it."Kirby: "And you wouldn't have cared at all because you're just a cold-hearted freak who like to see people suff-"As they were arguing not even giving Morpho Knight the chance to speak, they suddenly got blood splattered all over them. They looked down and see blood and guts, everything was deep red, Kirby as innocent as he was couldn't bare to see the thought of a fall that could even kill you, he didn't even think as he scream in fear waking almost everyone up.Flamberge: "¡Oh my void would you be..."Everyone comes out of the tents to see the gruesome death body on the ground.Garlude goes up to the dead body and picks up a metal piece inspecting it.Francisca: "I don't think you should touch that..."Shadow Dedede: "Yeah, that body isn't gonna feed us all."Fumu: "...Why would we eat it!"Batafire: "We haven't had any food in weeks."Wise Waddle Dee: "We were even about to eat Escargoon, which would've been very delicious."Orange Kirby: "Where did they come from, is there a killer here, we're gonna all die!"Green Kirby: "Your such a pussy Orange Kirby, I can kick that killers ass no time if he comes by."Just moments later Dark Meta Knight comes down.Dark Meta Knight: "I..."Galacta Knight: "You got some explaining to do."Kirby: "Yeah! Morpho tell them what you saw!"Morpho Knight: "Apparently Dark Meta Knight is ditching us for these four people, i think the dead guy's name was 'Sir Arthur'"And this is when Garlude breaks. Garlude grabs Dark Meta Knight and slams him down to the ground.Dark Meta Knight: "EEEK! You're more scarier than Susie!"Garlude: "What kinda sick freak are you!"Dark Meta Knight: "I swear i didn't kill him, it was the baby!"Garlude just stared at Dark Meta Knight like he was crazy to blame a baby.Dark Meta Knight: "I swear that baby pushed him off of Bubbly Clouds."Wise Dee: "Hm that is quite interesting, i have never seen anyone fall off of something high and die, even splattered blood everyone."Meta Knight Plushy: "Yeah that little hellspawn did push him off."Meta: "How dare you snitch! It wasn't even my fault anyway, Edgy borb wanted to have death battle to see who was going to Team Elite."Morpho Knight: "Oh... So that's why..."Garlude: "That still doesn't make it even better!"Dark Meta Knight: "Look it was for a challenge and i wanted blood and gore."Zan Partizanne: "Well will you look at this, the cretin is already adding new contestants."Simirror: "All of that effort was literally for nothing and now the chances of being eliminated are higher!"Dark Meta Knight: "And i though new team members would make you happy, I'm just doing this because Susie's Team failed to a degree in the last challenge so that is there punishment."Wise Dee: "It's kinda not a punishment since having more members will leave to a difficult corporation, the challenges will take alot slower or fast it depends on how many members but since this is alot of members in each team then they'll have a difficulty time."Dark Meta Knight: "Oh would you just shut up."Kirby: "Yay new people!"Dark Meta Knight: "Atleast someone is happy. Welp Meta Knight Plushy-"Simirror: "Wait wait wait! Why is there so many Meta Knights!"Dark Meta Knight: "There aren't that many! You don't complain when there's so many Kirby's!"Kirby: "We are a species."Dark Meta Knight: "No you aren't, you are all just clones with fucked up personalities and different colors, except for Keeby i think."Kirby: "Then how are Green Kirby and Citrus Kirby brothers."Dark Meta Knight: "Probably because you're fucked up in the head and think that two similar colors are siblings! Now let me continue."Kirby: "Still think we are all species."Dark Meta Knight: "Meta Knight Plushy goes to TNT, Citrus Kirby goes in Team Purple, Meta Navy Goes in Team Elite and Sir Arthur goes in Team Fumu Sucks.Galacta Knight: "Oh my nova... Why did this have to happen to be."Meta: "Yay Papá"Meta clings to Galacta Knight not letting go.Galacta Knight: Why do i have to suffer with the demon child, i already have enough Meta Knights here."Togezo: "If it makes you feel any better, Phantom Meta Knight ain't real."Phantom Meta Knight: "Nyeh!"Parallel Meta Knight: "He is very real, if you ever speak to my bestie like that EVER again I'll make sure you never exist!Togezo: "I highly doubt that-" (If you know you know.)Dark Meta Knight: "Shut up I'm concentrating!"Dark Meta Knight revives Sir Arthur with dark magicSir Arthur: "Ugh, what the hell just happened."Dark Meta Knight: "You died."Meta: "I pushed you, i feel no remorse either."Sir Arthur: "...Who raised you, child."Galacta Knight: "Not me... It was Morpho Knight."Morpho Knight: "Wat!"Garlude: "If i had absolutely no remorse like you do i would have slaughter you right on the spot."Meta: "Uwaah imma baby!"Garlude: "And I'm your mother."Meta: "My mom's a very nice person unlike you."Garlude: Am i really about to argue with a baby right now... "Well maybe your mom was a horrible person."The baby Meta Knight started crying.Meta: "Papà, do something!"Galacta Knight: "What do you want me to do beat her up!?"Meta: "Exactly!"Galacta Knight: "I am not doing to do that!"Meta: "Uwah you hate me!"Dark Meta Knight: "As much as i want to see death, i would like to have this show a little short, so every get in the van!"Plasma Wisp: "Is that even gonna fit all of us!?!?"Dark Meta Knight: "Don't care, Get, IN!"Everyone got in and it was quite uncomfortable through the whole drive through, and of course Shadow Kirby gets to sit in the front drivers seat, laughing at everyone's suffering. At last they arrived behind a building.Dark Meta Knight: "Okay everyone get out!"But the van exploded killing them all...
TECHNICAL PROBLEMS
Dark Meta Knight: "Alright, that took way longer than it shouldn't have."Bouncy Sis: "Why are we behind a building?"Dark Meta Knight: "Just... A rental."Bouncy Sis: "Oh ok."Dark Meta Knight: "Since i watched too many Waddlebakery studios on Dreamy Vlogs, i got jealous that they got to have so much deliciousness in their body to the point that i wished those calories get to them. So i thought why be mad when i can make my contestant cook the food for ME, but i know I'll be regretting my decision since half of yall with burn the whole kitchen."Magolor: "Finally something not complicated."Dark Meta Knight: "You saying my, last challenge was... Complicated."Magolor: "Umm.. No not at all."Dark Meta Knight: "I heard what you said very loud and clearly, I'll be remembering this next episode!"Magolor: I hate when people do that!Dark Meta Knight: "Now i have assigned kitchens for you to work in, and whoever makes the worst dish is going to the ceremony tonight. Now go, you have 10 hours." The teams rushed off the their designated sections and started planning. Susie: "Ok i suggest we make something very fancy."Escargoon: "We Cook Tokkori."Tokkori: "Hey! I'm too handsome to be birds meat!"Susie: "Now there's no need to cook our team members when i already know what Dark Meta Knight likes."Dark Taranza: "Then why didn't you say so?."Susie: "Because i was interrupted you unintelligent beings!"Pitch Mama: "Oh no, they are probably going to cook my sweet boy."Bouncy: "Oh don't think that, he's too small to be eaten anyways."Susie: "Those savages might."Pitch Mama fainted. Meanwhile at Team Elite.Triton Knight: "Ok guys i have a great idea, we just give him raw meat."Sailor Dee: "You're literally going to food posion him!"Triton Knight: "Maybe he'll die from it and we can not suffer anymore of this show ever again."Sailor Dee: "He'll just come back."Mr. Shine: "He probably likes it raw anyways."Triton Knight: "Then I'll just make it look like cooked meat."Hyness: "This seems more like a torture method... Hm i should write that down."Parallel Meta Knight: "Nyeh we cook the waddle dees"Phantom Meta Knight: "Yes they are nutritious."Parasol Dee: "You can't just say that when you haven't even tried us yet!"PMK&PMK: "NYEH!"Sparky: "Does any of us even have cooking skills?"Sailor Dee: "I can cook just fine."Gim: "Then you can do all of the work while we relax."Sailor Dee: "What no! You ain't getting carried by me like that, you all have to play your part!"Green Kirby: "But we can also sabotage other teams..."Simirror: "Now that's how i like it, Both Meta Knights go sabotage some teams while Noo and... Where's Pitch."They noticed that Meta was going to put Pitch in the oven.Meta: "Pwetty birdy gonna make nice dish."Pitch: "HELP! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!Meta: "Nyeh Heh heh heh. Time for birdy to go bye bye."Pitch: "NOOOO!"Galacta Knight: "Meta, don't think what i think you're gonna do."Meta: "Why!"Galacta Knight: "Get your hands off that bird or I'll ground you."Meta: "Noo i don't wanna be grounded uwaaaah."Galacta Knight: "Then drop him."Meta: "Ok fine."Meta drops Pitch in the boiling water, pitch screams in agony as he is being burned alive.Simirror: "Oh hell nawh, get him outta there quick!"But it was too late, Pitch was already a goner.Red Kirby: "Yippee, we have something delicious!"Green Kirby: "This kid is psychotic, i like it."Sailor Dee: "Don't you both even care that our teammates is dead!"Green Kirby: "It's better than giving raw meat." Somewhere on the other side.Claycia: "We could give out cly again..."Coo: "We already tried that and it failed, what makes you think it would work."Flamberge: "Listen Coo, we're getting outta life easier, if it fails then try again."Coo: "This isn't a game, our lives are at stake here!"Kirby: "We should actually cook."Meta Knight: "Yeah you're making us lose the challenge!"Magolor: "You guys don't even know have to cook, just go sabotage some other team while i handle all of the problems myself."Kirby: "Self-entitled meanie!"Meta Knight: "I'll have you know i defeated to strongest warrior once, and that definitely wasn't because it was my papá and he died instantly when he saw me standing there. I am capable of cooking."Magolor: "He probably die because he saw your ugly face.Keeby: "Kirby, your just going to eat all the food, and Meta Knight... You can't cook even if your life depended on it."Kirby: "Like your any better, faker."Keeby: "Technically i came first."Kirby: "And was a failure at being cute as me, if anything you'll be the one taking this team down."Keeby: "Can't you seriously just listen to your teammembers."Kirby: "What's even the point of sabotaging if multiple teams are going up for elimination!"Keeby: "It's better to have more contestants gone than to stay in this show even longer..."Kirby: "But that's just losing two members in the process."Drawcia: "Like that would stop us from failing, your basically both useless."Axe Knight: "Hey don't say that about my boss!"Mace Knight: "Yeah if anything Kirby is very useless!"Magolor: "Kirby, Meta Knight, maybe you'll be useful later, so just leave.Kirby seem like he was about to flood the whole building.Meta Knight: "Fine, but you are going to regret it. Kirby come on."Kirby: "Ok..."Claycia: "About that clay-"Drawcia: "Yeah we're doing that." Plasma Wisp was using Galaxia as a knife.Galaxia: "Don't use me as a kitchen tool you fool."Plasma Wisp: "Someone took our knife and you are the only sharp thing here."Galaxia: "Then look for it you lazy fucks."Plasma Wisp: "That'll take too long."Galaxia: "It just 10 hours to look for one knife!"Sectonia: "Maybe the petty thief took it because it was shiny."Daroach: "What, i would never."Every silver utensils fell out of Daroach's cloak.Ringle: "WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!"Daroach: "It could be worth a lot, these are antiques."Ringle: "So you are sabotaging the team!"Fumu: "We're barely getting anywhere by arguing!"Dedede: "I got it all covered-"Before King Dedede could even bring out the he ordered from McWaddles Nightmare steals it.Dedede: "....."Fumu: "THAT'S IT WE'RE GOING OVER TO TNT AND GETTING OUR FOOD BACK!!!" At the halls near a storage room.Sir Arthur: "Finally some peace and quite."Garlude: "This place feels like a fever dream."Sir Arthur: "Maybe they is some way out of here."Garlude: ".....Just hope it won't be too late that is...Sir Arthur: "Shouldn't you be heading back to your team, they might me in trouble."Garlude: "They're probably fine, what about your team."Sir Arthur: "I just got here, so it wouldn't really matter." Susie's Evil Team already has a delicious buffet of foods on the table.Armoroid: "Do you think this is too much???"Susie: "Not at all."Just when they were about to relax Kirby and Meta Knight come by and eats all of their food up.Tokkori: "NOT AGAIN!"Master Green: "You two better at least save us some."Kirby: "No we're gonna eat it all."Parallel Susie had enough of this and grabs them both before ducking them into the oven, they scream in agony.Sword Knight: "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, I WOULD KILL YOU IF I COULD... But you seem like a very unbeatable opponent."Lalala: "It doesn't even matter, they ate all of our food."Susie: "All of that hard work gone to waste."Susie glares at the oven deviously. Meanwhile TNT and Team Fumu Sucks were fighting for the meal.Fumu: "IT'S OURS!"Zan Partizanne: "Doesn't matter, you should've been more careful!"Dedede: "As the king i demand you give us that food back!"Paintra: "Your 'king status' means nothing to me!"Vividria: "Can't we just share."Mr. Star: "Yeah, we would both lose if something drastic happens."Zan Partizanne: "This is a competition not let's be all friends here!"Suddenly Batafire burns the food.Batafire: "If we can't decide than NOBODY WILL HAVE IT!"Dedede: "You know how much that cost me!"Batafire: "5 star coins."Dedede: "Exactly- Wait how did you know?"Fumu: "This was just useless, i was too in depth about winning the challenge that i completely forgot that we were suppose to be making homemade food!"Commentator Dee: "We still got time-"Dark Meta Knight: "THE CHALLENGE IS OVER, BRING YOUR FOODS AND HEAD BACK TO MAIN AREA!"Taranza: "This felt like 36 minutes than 10 hours." Everyone heads back to the main area.Dark Meta Knight: "First up is Susie is the devil, because i don't trust them to do this challenge one bit."Tokkori: "That was because our candy got stolen last time why are you still on about that!"Dark Meta Knight: "Not my problem."Armoroid: "Just take the dish you salty bastard or I'll throw this hot plate in your face."Dark Meta Knight: "Ok fine geez."Susie puts down the plate of two burned corpses.Dark Meta Knight: "...Are... What the hell happened?"Parallel Susie: "Just so you know we had a whole buffet."Dark Meta Knight: "I'm not eating that..."Armoroid: "Doesn't matter."Dark Meta Knight: "The up is Team Elite."They put their bowl on the table, Pitch Mama fainted.Simirror: "It's bird soup..."Dark Meta Knight: "..."Simirror: "..."Dark Meta Knight: "..."Simirror: "So are you going to eat it."Dark Meta Knight: "No."Simirror: "Why!"Dark Meta Knight: "Why are you guys giving me dead bodies!"Parasol Dee: "It's not like we had a choice!"Simirror: "Ours is cooked!"Dark Meta Knight: "Fine."Dark Meta Knight takes a bite.Dark Meta Knight: "This... This is pretty delicious."Sparky: "Really!"Dark Meta Knight: "Sì, i give it a 10."Sparky: "YAY!"Dark Meta Knight: "Next up is Team Purple."They put there amazing turkey on the table.Dark Meta Knight then takes a huge bite out of it... He regrets it all.Dark Meta Knight: "This better not be clay."Claycia: "It is clay."Dark Meta Knight: "You guys are the most laziest team i ever seen!"Dark Meta Knight: "Next is TNT."White Kirby: "We have nothing."Fumu: "We also have nothing."Jambeliever: "We did have something but they stole it!"Shadow Kirby: "It doesn't even matter! Dedede brought it from McWaddles!Dark Meta Knight: "I take back my statement."Dark Meta Knight: "Welp i guess TNT, Team Purple, Fumu Sucks and Susie is a Reincarnated Demon are going to the ceremony."Suddenly the front door opened and in walks two Waddle Dees.Bakery Dee: "Intruders in my shop!"Dark Meta Knight: "Oh no, everything get out!"They all ran out the back, but suddenly the building set on fire.Paint Roller: "Well that was climatic."Dark Meta Knight: "YAY that stupid bakery is gone with their stupid ass food and their stupid ass channel, I was originally gonna blow this place up but fire is fine!"Commentator Dee: "This is going on all social networks."Dark Meta Knight: "It is on social networks dummy!"Ringle: "I wonder how that happen."Meta: "I think i accidentally forgot to turn the oven off."Galacta Knight: "Accidentallyis a strong word my child."Electricky Dooter: "We are missing some people."Rocky: "They probably didn't make it out alive."Wiz: "Probably." CeremonyDark Meta Knight: "Since i wanna make this quick I'm just gonna say it."Dark Meta Knight: "Master Green, Coo, Starman and Mariel are all eliminated."They all turn into stone.Dark Meta Knight: "I am too sick to even hear you guys argue."Magolor: "And who fault is that."Dark Meta Knight: "You guys and just for that I'm never trusting what you have ever again!"

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DREAM LAND NEWS
Commentator Dee: "Yesterday a local bakery was burn to the ground and the owners in there died, it was mostly sad for their subscribers and families. I guess you can say-"Dark Meta Knight breaks in.Dark Meta Knight: "HOW DARE YOU POST OUR CRIMES FOR WORLDWIDE TO SEE!"Commentator Waddle Dee: "Isn't this show... Already live?"Dark Meta Knight: "Oh."
A few minutes later.
Dark Meta Knight: "You guys never appreciate anything i do, and that's why I'm eliminated most of these contestant."Simirror: "How is that fair!"Dark Meta Knight: "You guys cheat every chance you get! Don't even participate in my show! Try to kill me and my son! I'm so fucking tired of it!"Susie: "Well first of off-"Dark Meta Knight: "I DON'T CARE!!!"Dark Meta Knight snaps his fingers, Rick, Lololo, Lalala and Mr. Shine gets turned to stone.Meta: "And nothing important was lost."White Kirby: "I couldn't say it any better."Drawcia: "Whatever, i didn't care anyways."Green Kirby: "They were all basically usless!"Wise Waddle Dee: "This will increase my chances of winning, this isn't a punishment at all."Magolor: "I really thought it was going to be a ban wave, we needed more idiots gone."Fumu: "You guys are so cold-hearted!"Magolor: "That how the game rolls... random npc."Fumu: "NPC!!!!"Dark Meta Knight: "That is just warning for future challenges. Now do i make myself clear."Meta Knight: "Sì." It was the first of November and there were already Christmas decorations... Everywhere.Dark Meta Knight: "WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST WAIT UNTIL DECEMBER, IT'SNOT THAT HARD!"Bouncy: "I don't see a problem, they're just getting decorations faster, you can basically do Thanksgiving anytime"Dark Meta Knight: "YOU CAN CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS AT ANY TIME."Bouncy: "Then where's all the joy in that?"Dark Meta Knight: "This is why Halloween is so special, it's the only holiday where people actually participate and the only day that really matters!"Dark Meta Knight: "What's the point of leprechaun Day, all you do is get pinch for not wearing green! And get drunk!"Dark Meta Knight: "April Fools suck! You could blink and you wouldn't even know it existed."Dark Meta Knight: "Both the fourth of July and New years eve are practically the same!"Dark Meta Knight: "Barely nothing interesting happens on Easter and Valentine's Day is just a way to make lonely people suicide!"Dark Meta Knight: "You can do plenty of things on Halloween and you can also be whoever you want, unlike Christmas where people basically show off their stupid gifts! I FUCKING HATE CHRISTMAS!!!"Bouncy: "But what about the joy and good spirit."Dark Meta Knight: "basically usless to me!"Dark Meta Knight: "This... This is torture, go down and burn those decorations, whichever team does the least is up for elimination."Fumu: "I'm still surprise nobody has come after us."Meta Knight: "Probably too busy watching tv."Dark Meta Knight: "I can't take this anymore! I'm calling the police."Fumu: "On such a inconsistent thing!?"Dark Meta Knight: "Dedede you can basically control anything."Dedede: "Yeah!"Dark Meta Knight: "Then do something about this!"Dedede: "Like what ban Christmas all together!" 
DREAM LAND NEWS
Commentator Waddle Dee: "King Dedede once again said a fuck you to all of the citizens in Dream Land and canceled Christmas- I mean banned Christmas all together, so if you have Christmas decorations up then you're arrested for life. Halloween forever- wait that was not in the script."Everyone in Dreamland took down their Christmas decorations in sadness, there was no hope for this land.Simirror: "I couldn't care less."Fumu: "This is absurd!"Dark Meta Knight: "Shut up Fumu, Christmas was basically hell in disguise, you should be grateful I'm giving your team a favor for doing that and putting everyone up for elimination."Galacta Knight: "We didn't even get a chance."Dark Meta Knight: "You probably won't even do nothing anyways!"Drawcia: "Yeah he's right." 
Ceremony.
Dark Meta Knight: "I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!"Dark Meta Knight: "Now I'll give you all a chance to discuss who to vote out, but you can't just vote out the newbies just yet."Galacta Knight: "God damnit"Meta: "Yaaay!" Meta Knight: "Kirby, i got the perfect revenge! We're gonna rig the votes."Kirby: "That's so unfair! We shouldn't rig the votes!"Meta Knight: "Do you want to get out."Kirby: "No."Meta Knight: "Then just listen to me, i can take you every far."Kirby: "Please don't do this."Meta Knight thinks for a moment before nodding. Green Kirby: "Okay we're voting Gim."Red Kirby: "Why Gim?"Green Kirby: "Because he is just annoying af."Red Kirby: "Yeah i mean he kinda barely does anything helpful."Meta: "Yay look what i made a metal sword."Red Kirby: "Isn't that... Gim."Green Kirby: "He is so strong!" Dark Meta Knight: "After a very long time, I have the votes."Dark Meta Knight: "This will take very long.."Tokkori: "Just get with the votes already, burned mochi!"Dark Meta Knight: "Fine... ugh... Bouncy, Taranza, Claycia and Gim are all eliminated."Bouncy: "Was this a sacrifice too!"Susie: "Certainly."Bouncy: "I hate you guys."Bouncy Sis: "No little sis!"Bouncy: "I hope you make it far."Taranza: "I wasn't expecting to be voted off..."Vividria: "I am so sorry."Magolor: "Thank god, we won't be losing anymore."Drawcia: "You still have me!"Keeby: "You're convincing enough."Gim: "What! I'm just a chill dude."Green Kirby: "GET OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!Gim: "Why do you hate me so much, what have i even done to you."Green Kirby: "EXISTING!"All of the eliminated contestants turns to stone.Citrus Kirby: "Can we get a break now."Dark Meta Knight: "Yeah..."

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In Simirror's underground lair (Which is just his house).Simirror: "Thanks for coming to our evil villain group meeting."Corori: "Wait we're villains!"Simirror: "No but i just thought it was fun."Corori: "Oh ok."Simirror: "Lemme check the list to see if everyone's here."
Simirror, Plasma Wisp, Ringle, NESP, Bio Spark, Sparky, Babut, Corori, Squishy, Togezo, Scarfy, Rocky, Vividria, Armoroid, U.F.O Spynum, Noo and Wiz.
Simirror: "It seems like we got everyone here, so how about we talk about our teams."Spynum: "It's a nightmare."Plasma Wisp: "My team is perfectly fine."Simirror: "This isn't very productive..."Armoroid: "Let's just hope nobody finds us out for we'll all be doomed."Meta Knight was spying on Simirror's little team, plotting something evil.Simirror: "I see you back there."Meta Knight: "..."Simirror: "You ain't fooling no one."Meta Knight comes out of his hiding spot.Meta Knight: "I have a proposal."Scarfy: "You mean a forced deal."Meta Knight: "That's a another way to put it, i guess."Spynum: "Just get this over with."Meta Knight: "How about we work together, you save me and my crew+Kirby, and i will get you far in the game."Simirror: "Sounds like a decent plan."Ringle: "Simirror, can we speak in private."Simirror: "Oh sure."Simirror and Ringle goes to the other room.Ringle: "This is bad we can't just let him join, that's more problems we gotta deal with."Simirror: "But we are in desperate times... We aren't that much of a big team so how are we going to survive."Ringle: "We have a whole entire squad we aren't that desperate."Simirror: "Look, we're just more than a squad, we're a group of friends."Ringle: "I thought we only did this to not get eaten by Kirby, otherwise we'll sue him."Simirror: "Yeah that to."Simirror: "Listen Ringle, we are a big team but in separate groups, they are struggling, worrying that they'll get out. Please, I know what I'm doing."Ringle: "Fine, but if something bad happens..."Simirror: "I swear nothing bad will happen."Simirror walks back to the lounge.Simirror: "Okay it's a deal."Meta Knight: "Already then." It was a bright day in Dream Land and Dark Meta Knight was hiding for his life, in a bush.Susie: "Dark Meta Knight?"Dark Meta Knight: "AAAH- O-oh it's just you"Susie: "So you finally got over being scared of me."Dark Meta Knight: "Would you being quite."Susie: "Who are you hiding from know."Dark Meta Knight: "The weird purple lady."Susie: "Garlude?"Dark Meta Knight: "Yes, she said she'll get me and erase all of my edgyness!"Susie: "That is literally impossible."Dark Meta Knight: "She said she will do it!"Dark Meta Knight peaks outta the bush only to see that Garlude was next to it this whole time.Dark Meta Knight: "We can talk about this..."Dark Meta Knight taken outta the bush and gets maul to the point of almost not being edgy anymore, he finally gets loose and scatters away.Meanwhile Galacta Knight stared at his son for who knows how long, probably trying to intimidate him.Meta: "Look i have two masks."Galacta Knight: "I hate you so much."Jammerjab: "You hate your child."Sailor Dee: "That is so cruel why would you hate your child."Parasol Dee: "So uncalled for!"Galacta Knight: "You guys act like this little hellspawn didn't just murdered our teammates!"Jammerjab: "You could've stopped that."Sailor Dee: "He's just a child, he doesn't understand what's right and wrong."Galacta Knight: "He understands literally everything."Parasol Dee: "He's only two, he doesn't have a full conscious yet!"Trident Knight: "You probably dropped him on the head or something."Galacta Knight: WHERE DID YOU GET THAT IDEA FROM!Trident Knight: "Meta Knight told me he was dropped on the head"Jammerjab: "What a terrible parent."Galacta Knight: "If so that was probably from his mother!"Sailor Dee: "Know your blaming your wife! You're such a horrible husband!"Trident Knight: "Nah he told it was specifically from you."Galacta Knight: "Then he's a liar!"Sailor Dee: "How dare you the boss would never lie to us!"Galacta Knight: "I can't with these people." It has been a while and Dark Meta Knight was setting us the challenge.Paint Roller: "Is that a parkour course?"Dark Meta Knight: "Yeah... I just feel like this challenge isn't enough..."Paint Roller: "Then what's the hurry, you have alot of time."Dark Meta Knight: "It's kinda hard thinking up a challenge all by yourself."Dark Meta Knight: "A parkour course is just bland but i can't think of nothing else.."Paint Roller: "Well you do you i guess."The parkour course is finished, it's a tall tower full of dangerous obstacles.Scarfy: "Woah, what the heck is that!"Dark Meta Knight: "It'sthe next challenge, you have to climb up the tower to finish the last team that doesn't makes it or if the timer is out then they'll be up for elimination."Everyone goes inside except for Shadow Kirby.Shadow Kirby: "Why are you even trying, wasn't this show a distraction for taking over?"Dark Meta Knight: "I didn't feel like doing it anymore, what's even the point if no one's there."Shadow Kirby: "I don't get it?"Dark Meta Knight: "You'll soon learn."They both go inside.It was full of traps like saws, spikes etc.Fumu: "I'm not skilled for this!"Plasma Wisp: "Of course the child is gonna drag us all down."Sectonia: "This team needs me as their rightful leader to lead them to victory... Until they all sacrifice themselves for my benefit."Plasma Wisp: "Honey that ain't happening."Sectonia: "Such disrespectful cretins."
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Dark Meta Knight: "You have 25 minutes to finish!"Captain Vul: "What is stopping us from just flying up there."Dark Meta Knight: "That is just against the r-"Every flying Contestants or has some way to get above the parkour makes it to the end, except for Shadow Kirby. Dark Meta Knight felt a bit of anger.Dark Meta Knight: "Just go Shadow Kirby i don't even care anymore."Shadow Kirby: "But Papà, i wanna play the game."Dark Meta Knight: "Just go it doesn't even matter anymore."The only who couldn't fly or use some type of tactic were, Rocky, Escargoon, Paint Roller, Squishy, Sword Knight, Garlude, Blade Knight, Meta Knight Plushy, Wise Waddle Dee, Mace Knight, Spynum, Axe Knight, Spinni, Sparky, Parasol Waddle Dee, Triton Knight, Sailor Waddle Dee, Bouncy Sis, Togezo, Jammerjab, Corori, Fumu, Commentator Waddle Dee, Jambeliever, Sir Arthur.Dark Meta Knight: "..........................."Bouncy Sis: "How is that even fair."Fumu: "We aren't risk our lifes for some challenges!"Dark Meta Knight: "The timer is now 5 minutes!"Dark Meta Knight runs out the tower crying.Togezo: "Great just back it more harder for us."Jambeliever: "I can do this with one eye close."Jambeliever takes one step on the platform, he is then sliced up by the axes and saw and other torture methods.Escargoon: "Yeah i am not crossing that."Sparky: "It doesn't seem that hard."Meta Knight Plushy: "Nyeh Nyeh."Sparky: "Don't you dare-"Meta Knight Plushy pushes Sparky onto the platform killing him.Parasol Dee: "Oh hell no, we are not trynna have a chucky wannabe kill all of us!"Parasol Dee swings his umbrella hitting Meta Knight Plushy onto the platform but Meta Knight Plushy easily dodges. Corori catches the Meta Knight Plushy which cuddles her.Meta Knight: "Nyeh nyeh!"Paint Roller paints a flying car.Paint Roller: "Okay team get in!"Corori: "Can we get in."Paint Roller: "....Fine."Team Susie is a monster in reality makes it across.Fumu: "I don't if we lose i am not crossing that.The timer runs out and Purple, Elite and Fumu Sucks are up for elimination.Green Kirby: "This would have not happened if our team were weakling!" At the ceremony.Dark Meta Knight wasn't there so Parallel Meta Knight had to fill in.Parallel Meta Knight: "I have the votes and...."Spinni: "Just say it already."Dark Meta Knight: Spinni, Parasol Waddle Dee and Sectonia are eliminated.Spinni: "This has to be rigged!"Sailor Dee: "No Parasol!"Parasol Dee: "Aw.."Green Kirby: "HAH that's what you get!"Sailor Dee: "Green Kirby, stop it!"Green Kirby: "Nuh uh, we needed to get the weaklings out."Sectonia: "You guys are obvious to eliminate me instead of this foolish girl."Plasma Wisp: "Well you are just much annoying and more narcissistic than her, you had to go."Sectonia: "I will murder you ALL-"The eliminated players get turned to stone.Parallel Meta Knight: "Phantom Meta Knight, let's go to the hotel and cuddle with the plushy."Phantom Meta Knight: "Sì."Meta Knight Plushy: "Nyeh!"Meta: "Why do you guys get to stay in the hotel!"Parallel Meta Knight: "Because we are Meta Knights!"Meta: "Imma Meta Knight too!"Parallel Meta Knight: "You aren't allowed annoying child!"

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Dark Meta Knight: "These teams are too big i don't like it." Dark Meta Knight: "Now there's too many teams uwaah!"Rocky: "What the hell is TNT?"Dark Meta Knight: "The normal team..."Magolor: "so you're calling us bland."Dark Meta Knight: "Yeah."Bandana Dee: "The old team had a bully a crazy shadow murderer, a little fireball, the reaper of souls, a bossy mage, a ninja and a freaking wizard and you thought they were bland!!"Dark Meta Knight: "I really didn't think about that until now."Kirby: "Can we change the team name?"Dark Meta Knight: "No."Kirby: "W-Why."Dark Meta Knight: "You know exactly why."Parallel Meta Knight and Phantom Meta Knight started being dramatic as ever.Parallel Meta Knight: "Noo Phantom Meta Knight!"Phantom Meta Knight: "Noo we're in different teams!"Parallel Meta Knight: "This is so unfair, we're suppose to be together!"Phantom Meta Knight: "Switch us back now or umm... We'll tell everyone the prize!"Dark Meta Knight: "Wait you know about that!?"Phantom Meta Knight: "Yes."Dark Meta Knight: "Annoying pieces of You don't even know."Parallel Meta Knight: "Yuh huh its-"Dark Meta Knight: "Don't you dare!"Parallel Meta Knight: "Then switch us."Phantom Meta Knight: "We need to be together."Dark Meta Knight: "Ok, Wise Dee go switch."PMK&PMK: "Yippee!!"Wise Dee: "This is great because they would've all voted me off."White Kirby: "Yeah we would've!"Flamberge: "What!!!"Dark Meta Knight: "They get privilege." It was a beautiful day in Dream Land until until Dark Meta Knight decided that he hated these stupid Kirby wannabes.Dark Meta Knight: "I am so tired of you and your so called "species" that i decided to just have the challenge be to kill the most Kirbies, plus this demon child. You can't kill my son or i will personally make you slowly suffer!"Meta: "Why me!?"Dark Meta Knight: "Because you're annoying and no one likes you."Meta: "Uwaaaaaaah!!!"Meta runs off into Whispy Woods crying.Dark Meta Knight: "Thank god, now the team that gets the least or doesn't kill any in 4 hours will me up for elimination."Galacta Knight: "Finally something he is scared of."Sword Knight: "Your gonna kill your own son!?"Galacta Knight: "Not this again..."Triton Knight: "What an evil monster."Bouncy Sis: "So so evil."While Galacta Knight was arguing with Twitter User wannabes, Meta Knight snuck over and took Galaxia then went off into the forest.Red Kirby: "Please don't kill me!"Plasma Wisp: "Hmmm."Plasma Wisp kills Red Kirby.
Clam...: 1
Meta Knight Plushy: "Nyeh."Purple Kirby: "Guys we shouldn't be killing our teammates."NESP: "Do you want to lose."Purple Kirby: "No.."Meta Knight Plushy: "Orange Kirby die!"Orange Kirby: "Wait please spare me!"Plasma Wisp: "I spare no one."Orange Kirby is exterminated by Plasma Wisp.
Calm...: 2
Parallel Meta Knight: "Hallo!"Phantom Meta Knight: "HI!"Parallel Meta Knight: "Nyeh!"Phantom Meta Knight: "Nyeh!"Parallel Susie: "These pesky brats aren't doing anything!"Parallel Susie: "White Kirby, prepare to me our sacrifice for the greater good... Wait where is he."Sir Arthur: "Ran into the forest."Parallel Susie: "And you didn't stop him!"Sir Arthur: "..."Parallel Susie: "Now we're going to lose! We're going into the forest now!"Parallel Susie drags Sir Arthur into Whispy Woods.Shadow Dedede: "Okay guys, we gotta kill some children."Kirby: "Pwease don't kill me."Shadow Dedede: "You're the first one on th-"Dedede: "We'll find someone else."Shadow Dedede: "Fine."Scarfy: "But that's gonna take forever."Flamberge "Then we set up a candy trap, and when they go to it they will burn alive HAHAHAHA!!!"Bandana Dee: "No wonder our team name is psychopaths."Daroach: "Hey i see a kid right there."Blue Kirby was walking down the street with his little sister, Light Blue Kirby.Zan Partizanne: "Killing two birds with one stone."Bandana Dee: "Wait we can't kill them, they're only children they have a long life to live."Shadow Dedede: "There life means nothing to us."Kirby: "But they're my species, by doing that you will decrease 99.001 Kaabiis on this planet."Jambeliever: "Fuck your so-called species!"Kirby: *Gasp*Flamberge: "Hurry up and set the trap before they disappear from our sight!"They set up the candy van trap very fast.Baby Blue Kirby: "Look brother there's candy!"Blue Kirby: "I'm not sure of it though."Baby Blue Kirby: "This is why you're a failure and everyone hates you."Blue Kirby: "..."Baby Blue Kirby: "Now let go get that candy."They both go into a suspicious van with candy, once inside they heard a click.Blue Kirby: "What was that!?!?!?!"Baby Blue Kirby: "You're so paranoid, it's probably just the-"The van exploded into millions of pieces killing both of them inside.
Psychopaths: 3
Commentary Dee: "What a pitiful site, two children died in public view and no one gives a shit about it."Bandana Dee: "Three!?!"Shadow Kirby: "I might have trick Kirby to go inside and knock them out."Bandana Dee: "That's it! YOU'RE DEAD!"Bandana Dee chased Shadow Dedede around the block.Somewhere in the deep dark forest, Meta was still running until he bumped into Meta Knight.Meta: "Nyeh, What do you want?"Meta Knight stared at Meta deep in thought before pointing Galaxia at his heart.Meta Knight: "Your soul."Meta quickly runs deeper into the forest.Meta Knight: "You can't run from me forever."Meta Knight walks after Meta giving him the benefit of the doubt. Meta runs deeper into the woods loosing sight of Meta Knight until he trips on a branch, he quickly crawls into the bush holding his breath.He heard footstep until it stopped, Meta shaking visible scared for his life. He takes a tiny peek out of the bush... No one was there, he thought the cost was cleared so he got out until he was grabbed.White Kirby hearing the screams followed the noise, he comes a blood trail leading to a half alived Meta, his guts were flowing out, he was on his last beath until he couldn't breathe anymore.
Threats: 1
White Kirby: "Oh nah i gotta get out!"White Kirby runs for it until he was caught in the predicament.Parallel Susie: "White Kirby sacrifice yourself to us now, it's for the greater good!"Sir Arthur: "Can you let go of me now."Parallel Susie: "No!"White Kirby: "Listen to me , i think there's something here."But before White Kirby could say anything else Meta Knight landed onto him and slit his head opened before taking his guts out.
Threats: 2
Parallel Susie: "I don't understand, but i will take this for granted."Parallel Susie lets go of Sir Arthur and makes a break for it.Sir Arthur: "Oh so now you let me go, great... Just great...!"Meta Knight eats White Kirby's body.Sir Arthur: "Umm..."Sir Arthur quickly leaves too. Meanwhile out of Whispy Woods, TNT and Team Chaos can't even find a Kirby to kill and Team Cold-Hearted tried to kill Green and Citrus Kirby but with the power of favoritism both of them when into the Immunity Hospital Center.Dark Taranza: "Those dumb brats!"Wiz: We can just blow up an orphanage.Corori: "That's so cruel though, think about the lifes they have."Wiz: "What lifes? They're clearly suffering."Paintra: "Yes, quite the predicament. We must end their lives for we are doing the greater good."Francisca: "We don't even know if there's a Kirby in there, we are just killing random children."Dark Taranza: "They could grow up to be Hitler someday."Escargoon: "I'm not apart of this."The Meta Knight Plushy comes and blows up the orphanage.
Calm...: 45
Sword Knight: "That little plushy stole our kill!"Paintra: "That little brat!"Dark Meta Knight: "The challenge is over, Imma bring back the death people.White Kirby: "I... I never felt this much pain in my entire life."Meta: "Uwaah Papà, Meta Knight rip out my inside and slowly left me to die uwaah!!!"Galacta Knight: "And what you want me to do about that."Meta: "Go beat his ass up!!!"Galacta Knight: "Nah."Meta: "But Papà!!!!"Meta cries up a storm.Magolor: "...Children."Meta Knight: "Nyeh."Meta: "I hate you!!!"Meta: "I hope your parents die, and you to get murdered by the devil."Elline: "Oh my."Pitch: "Chill dude."Meta Knight: "You sound so stupid right now."Meta: "I hope your so sick that you die!"Meta: "I just wanna rip off your skin and hang it off a wall just like all the other dead people i killed!"Galacta Knight: "Wait what-"Meta:" I want you to fall in a lego pit filled with those spiky pieces and you better hope you don't lose a foot!"Dark Meta Knight: "Umm... Onto the ceremony." Dark Meta Knight: "Anyways i got the votes. Mace Knight, Mr. Star and Nightmare are all eliminated."Axe Knight: "Mace Knight noo!"Corori: "We try to help.... um i mean...."Wiz: "Just be quite."Javelin: "Don't worry Mace Knight we'll get far for you!"Mr. Star: "I had... zero fun, what did you think i was going to say "i had fun", hell no i fucking hated this."Dark Meta Knight: "You're making me sad..."Nightmare: "Too bad, I'm leaving this horrible show."All the eliminated people turn to stone, except for Nightmare or flew off.Dark Meta Knight: "Nyeh..."

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Dark Meta Knight: "I'm so tired..."Plasma Wisp: "You always say that."Dark Meta Knight: "Shut your bitch ass up!"Dark Meta Knight slaps Plasma Wisp into the void.Dark Meta Knight: "Parallel, Phantom, I'm taking a break so you guys can do the challenge while I'm gone."Phantom Meta Knight: "Yaaay!"Dark Meta Knight leaves to go to that fancy hotel.Sparky: "Finally peace at last."Everyone starts to walk away.Parallel Meta Knight: "Wait a minute!"Kirby: "What now?"Phantom Meta Knight: "Aren't you going to listen to us."Ringle: "...Not really."Zoos: "You guys aren't intimidating as Dark Meta Knight."Parallel Meta Knight broke a vessel. Seething in anger, he holds himself back to not beat the shit outta them all.Phantom Meta Knight: "You're still gonna be force back, might aswell listen to us."Batty: "This is literally just a free break."Phantom Meta Knight: "But we're gonna get in trouble."White Kirby: "Doesn't matter."Phantom Meta Knight starts cries as tears flow through his mask, this was the last straw for Parallel Meta Knight as he-

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The was blood across the whole landscape, blood everywhere. Meta Knight Plushy as he was spare from the unspeakable rampage, was laying on the bloody grass squeaking in fear.Phantom Meta Knight on his nonexistent knees, was starstruck, he couldn't think of what to say.Parallel Meta Knight: "I'm... I'm so sorry... I didn't know what gotten into me."Phantom Meta Knight: "Let's just revive them all back and act like this never happened."Parallel Meta Knight: "Y-Yeah..." Phantom Meta Knight brings everyone back, still traumatized.Citrus Kirby: "We're going listen to you now, no questions asked."Paintra: "I think we're missing someone."Parallel Meta Knight: "Yeah... Who was it again?"Phantom Meta Knight: "Probably not that important."Parallel Meta Knight: "I guess so."Phantom Meta Knight: "Let's have the challenge be to clean up Green Greens before Dark Meta Knight comes back."Shadow Kirby: "I'm still telling Papà."Parallel Meta Knight: "He would probably be proud, bratty child."Shadow Kirby: "I'm not a bratty child, he- oh so that's who's missing."It seems like both Meta Knight and Meta were gone.Galacta Knight: "No not both of my sons, well anyway."Sailor Dee: "How dare- this is getting a little redundant."Galacta Knight: "Finally i don't get throwing around for being a "Horrible Parent!"Javelin: "But you are a horrible parent."Galacta Knight: "I am not!"Phantom Meta Knight: "Shut up, there is no time for that, the least team to clean up this land is up for elimination!"Ringle looks around unsure of this process.Ringle: "And how are we gonna do that, we have no cleaning equipment."Phantom Meta Knight then throws thousands of cleaning equipment onto Ringle. Meanwhile inside the fancy hotel, Meta Knight was sneaking around trying to find Dark Meta Knight's room.Meta: "Hallo!"Meta Knight flinched at the sound of his annoying little self.Meta Knight: "Be quite!"Meta: "What are you doing?"Meta Knight: "Going to Dark Meta Knight's room."Meta Knight: "Why?"Meta Knight: "To find what the prize, i am not playing these ridiculous games if we're basically getting nothing in return."Meta Knight then stumbles across Dark Meta Knight's room, he turns the knob but it doesn't open.Meta Knight: "Just great, i just have to teleport in there."Meta: "Can i come."Meta Knight: "Hmm..."Meta: "Pwetty pwease!"Meta Knight: "Fine just don't making any noise."Meta: "Okay."Meta Knight quickly grabs his younger self and teleports in Dark Meta Knight's room.It was a dark and stormy day for Dream Land as the contestants were clean Green Greens.Drawcia: "Ugh this is so boooorring!"Drawcia paints a giant water bucket and pours is on her teammates.Fumu: "What the hell was that for now I'm even colder!"Drawcia: "You guys are so ungrateful."Susie: "Indeed we are."Armoroid got to much water damage and exploded killing half of TNT.Susie: "Atleast that annoying brat isn't cold anymore."Phantom Meta Knight hugs Meta Knight Plushy trying to calm him down.Parallel Meta Knight: "I think i need a break too."Phantom Meta Knight: "Okey..."This rain got rid of most of the blood but there was still some left. At the fancy hotel, Meta Knight was rampage for anything he can find, until get grabs a folded note.Meta: "Is that a reminder note."Meta Knight: "Sssshut it!"Meta Knight opens it fully, he was shocked, this prize was no joke, he had to win no matter what.Meta: "Can i see..."Meta Knight looks at Meta with sinister eyes, he picks him up and tosses him out the window. Dark Meta Knight waking up from the noises, looks around and sees that no one is there.Dark Meta Knight: "I just to forever dream... But whatever, i got a show to finish."Dark Meta Knight flies out the broken not even giving a flying fuck about how that happened.Parallel Meta Knight: "This challenge is longer than i originally except it."Shadow Kirby: "I HATE THIS CHALLENGE! WHEN PAPÀ BACK I'M TELLING!!!"Parallel Meta Knight: "Listening here little bitch, say one more word and i will turn you to stone and say that you were eliminated from the challenge!"Phantom Meta Knight: "Parallel!?!"Shadow Kirby: "UWAAA JUST WAIT UNTIL I DESTROY YOUR SORRY ASS, THEN WE'LL SEE WHO'S THE LITTLE BITCH!!!"Galacta Knight: "Let's please take a moment to relax."Sword Knight: "What a horrible father you are."Trident Knight: "I should call cps on your abusive ass."Galacta Knight: "How am i abusive!"Trident Knight: "We heard all the tales from Meta Knight of how you beat his ass up and lock him outside."Galacta Knight: "WHAT! THAT LYING FUCK! HE'S THE ONE WHO BEAT MY ASS AND LOCKS ME OUTTA THE HOUSE."Sword Knight: "What a lie, we saw the sword lashes on his back."Galacta Knight: "That emo bitch!"Phantom Meta Knight: "Atleast all of the blood is gone."Dark Meta Knight: "What blood?"Phantom Meta Knight: "EEEK!"Shadow Kirby: "Papà, Parallel Meta Knight killed everyone and the whole land was covered in blood and they made us clean his crime scene so you wouldn't get mad."Parallel Meta Knight: "That little snitch."Dark Meta Knight: "I left for one second and you murder everyone!"Parallel Meta Knight: "It was an accident i swear, no one would listen to us and they made Phantom cry!"Dark Meta Knight sighs.Dark Meta Knight: "Even when I'm gone this show still chaotic as hell."Shadow Kirby: "You aren't mad?"Dark Meta Knight: "It doesn't really matter anymore, let's just see which team is eliminated."Chaos: 92%Psychopaths: 90%Cold-Hearted: 88%Yellow: 84%Threats: 73%TNT: 66%Calm...: 63%Green Kirby: "I'm on a team with weaklings!"At the ceremony Pitch Mama got eliminated and Pitch sure was happy that he doesn't have to be treated like a child anymore.Later Parallel Meta Knight isolated himself from everyone as he sits in the deep forest.Phantom Meta Knight: "Parallel Meta..."Parallel Meta Knight: "What!"Phantom Meta Knight: "..."Parallel Meta Knight: "I'm sorry."Phantom Meta Knight: "Parallel Meta, it's okey."Phantom Meta Knight: "You didn't mean to do all of that. I appreciate that you truly care about me."Phantom Meta Knight: "I'll give you hug."Phantom Meta Knight gives Parallel Meta Knight cuddles and Parallel Meta Knight hugs back.

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It was a beautiful day in Dream Land and Dark Meta Knight wanted to get this next challenge over with quick.Dark Meta Knight: "I'm gonna do an productive safe friendly challenge."Orange Kirby: "Reeaally!?!"Dark Meta Knight: "No you dumbass."Orange Kirby sulked as he was hoping for something nice an relaxing.Dark Meta Knight: "I have assigned eight of you to be the team leader."Batafire: "Just tell us the challenge-"Dark Meta Knight: "LET ME FINISH!"Dark Meta Knight: "Because i am tired of all of you, I'll put each team all in a cell except the leaders!"Dark Meta Knight: "Each leader will have to find the right cell but the cells are covered in metal so they had to choose the right one or else they automatically lose."Dark Meta Knight: "Or the last one to get to save their team also loses."
Cut to each team being in a different cell except for the leaders.
Plasma Wisp: "What! How did we get in here already!?!"Dark Meta Knight: "Off screen. Don't worry there's tvs in there, to watch your teammates fail so hard!"Meta Knight: "Nyeh."Meta Knight Plushy: "Nyeh."Parallel Meta Knight: "Nyeh."Phantom Meta Knight: "Nyeh."Meta: "Nyeh."Batty: "Thank god we don't have a Meta Knight, let's just hope our leader will find us quickly."Armoroid: "It's Drawcia."Batty: "We're doomed..."Drawcia: "Great, some peace and quiet, I'll just relax and do nothing."Zan: "Flam, if go look for the key and get back to us, i think we're somewhere in the middle."Flamberge: "To the left or my right?"Zan: "Doesn't matter, go get the key!"Flamberge: "Fine."Dark Meta Knight: "I also forgot, that you have to collect a key that are guarded by my clones. there are eight keys scattered everywhere. The first one is in Whispy Woods."Simirror: "I already don't wanna deal with those clones of that edgy bastard, so I'm off bye!"Simirror rushes away to get the first key before anyone else.Escargoon: "I'm slow as a snail's pace, considering i am a snail."Drawcia: "Maybe i should do this considering we already have an loser here, might aswell rub it in his face even more."all of the leaders dash to where they think Whispy Woods is, except for Escargoon who gives up without hesitation.Wiz: "We're doomed."Green Kirby: "Escargoon, you better not lose this for us before i turn you into escargot!"Escargoon: "I heard worse. Even if i did try someone will get the key before me, and i don't even know where most of these places are."Francisca: "I would say "This is a game, don't push it too hard" but were being turn into stone, and I'm not sure if Dark Meta Knight is going to turn us back! He'll probably keep us like that, just like my eternal collection.."Blade Knight: "What?!"Francisca: "Heh... Nothing..." Flamberge: "Such pathetic creatures. Just wait until this show is over, Dark Meta Knight and i will burn you alive!"Plasma Wisp: "You should stop talking, we more action."Flamberge: "Huh???"Plasma Wisp pushed Flamberge outta the way, after making sure all his opponents were not gonna catch up any time soon he dashes towards Whispy Woods.As Flamberge tumbles to the ground she feels a vibration in her nonexistent ear.Meta Knight: "Flamberge."Flamberge: "AH! Meta Knight, how- what- how are you!?"Meta Knight: "I have placed an ear piece when you weren't looking."Meta Knight: "Now what i want you to do is to snatch every single key it will make them all go up for elimination."Flamberge: "I can't do that, i can't get let Fran eliminated!"Meta Knight: "It doesn't matter, you should focus more on the team... If you want to make it out alive."Flamberge: "...Fine."Meta Knight: "Since Plasma Wisp is already at the forest i suggest you got to the Halberd, there is a key there."Flamberge: "How am I'm suppose to do that, you didn't specifically give me enough details! And how do you know that i was going to be picked and the location of the keys!?!"Meta Knight: "Be quite. I have my way, I'm doing the best i can to guarantee us victory until the merge, the more we talk the higher chances of the other teams getting to the Halberd so you better hurry."Flamberge instantly hangs up and flies towards to Halberd, meanwhile inside one of the cells, Bandana Waddle Dee rushes to Meta Knight and snatches voice receiver out of Meta Knight's hands.Bandana Dee: "This is cheating, Meta Knight!"Meta Knight: "So, it'll make us have less risks of getting eliminated."Bandana Dee quite for a moment until Meta Knight spoke up again but this time quite sinister.Meta Knight: "If you keep getting in the way, then i will have to deal with you my own way... and you don't want that."Bandana Dee: "But what if Dark Meta Knight notices we're cheating, especially on a challenge he actually tried his best on."Meta Knight: "He won't even notice a thing, i doubt he even cares. Know i want you to speak absolutely nothing to the rest of the teams or else."Bandana Dee hesitantly agrees, while Meta Knight snatches back the voice receiver from him looking at the rest the others inside with a long staring death glare.Meta Knight: "I don't want a peep outta any of you guys either."Commentator Dee: "Yes certainly." Plasma Wisp made it to Whispy Woods before the others can, there was one of Dark Meta Knight's shadow clones standing at the front of the forest.Dark Meta Knight: "Yippee you made it."Plasma Wisp: "I have no time just tell me the challenge already!"This dumbass Dark Meta Knight waited ten seconds before answering, wasting Plasma Wisp's time.Dark Meta Knight: "I put the key inside Whispy Woods, you gotta burn him."Plasma Wisp: "Well that's easy."Dark Meta Knight: "Of course you stupid idiot, it's Whispy Woods he's always the easiest!"Whispy Woods: "Please spare me, i been through enough!"Dark Meta Knight: "Shut up, you have no say in this."Whispy Woods: "I want tree rights around here!"Plasma Wisp: "Don't worry it'll be fast and painful... Not!"Plasma Wisp proceeds to accidentally burned the whole forest down.Dark Meta Knight: "Yay you have completed the challenge."Plasma Wisp grabs the key before dashing off.Somewhere nearby in the distance Simirror and NESP quietly walking knowing that their teams are watching so they have no place to speak privately without exposing their big ass alliance.Simirror: "What the hell happened here!!"NESP: "Where are all the trees at!"Dark Meta Knight: Plasma Wisp already got the key, I'll give you guys a hint on the next location.Simirror: "Should have known..."Dark Meta Knight: "The next key is somewhere inside flying up high."NESP: "Somewhere inside flying up high..."Simirror looks up.Simirror: "Up there, it's the Halberd."NESP: "Oh, how will you get up there?"Simirror: "I can teleport up there."NESP: "Oh um.."Without making this feel any awkward than it already did they both silently made their way over to the Halberd.Minutes later Trident Knight comes by.Trident Knight: "Not even going to question what happened here."Dark Meta Knight: "You'll probably have time, but I'm not sure the next place to look at is somewhere you know."Trident Knight: "I know a lotta places and- oh. Well I'm just going to call the guards to shot anyone down immediately until i get there."Dark Meta Knight: "The second Dark Meta Knight already told them that, they were stupid enough to listen."Trident Knight: "Don't you dare talk to them like that!"Up high Flamberge notices a lot of guards.Flamberge: "Meta Knight, are there suppose to be that many on the look out."Meta Knight: "No, but i guess one of the shadow clones trick them into shooting anyone on sight to make it a bit harder. I suggest going in the front of the Halberd and busting through the window, there is a shadow clone there."Flamberge quickly followed Meta Knight instructions and got inside the cockpit, where a Dark Meta Knight was waiting.Dark Meta Knight: "Hallo! You must save all the wheelies that are being held hostage as life supplied in the reactor. See we are very nice and helpful, and the guards are outside so you won't have any problem encounter anyone. I'll be heading out now."The shadow clone jumps out the front of the windows landing on the ground.Meta Knight: "... You are not doing this challenge, let's go to the Fountain of Dreams."Flamberge: "Let not forget we're doing this for the team."Meta Knight: "I hate this challenge..."Flamberge: "I thought you knew everything?"Meta Knight: "I don't know the challenges of each location though."Simirror successfully got inside without anyone noticing while NESP got shotted down right on the spot landing into the ocean.Trident Knight: "Heh sucker."Trident Knight got up there just fine... as usual... stupidly obvious.As NESP fell into the water he noticed something shiny and swim over to it.NESP: "The key!"Dark Meta Knight: "No you can't get that, you have to atleast give me a fish, i love fishes especially the raw kind."As he said that every fish immediately swam away.NESP: "...Fuck you."NESP quickly grabs the key and swims off.Dark Meta Knight: "No you didn't do my challenge!"The clone cries.
CRASH
The whole Halberd exploded slowly sinking into the ocean, meanwhile from a far off distance Drawcia watches without a care.Dark Meta Knight: "Drawcia, I'll give you clue for the next location, it's something in Castle Dedede and it's what keeps everyone happy."Drawcia: "I highly doubt that."Dark Meta Knight: "Me too, there is no peace in Dream Land." Trident Knight: "What the hell was the challenge, to blow up the whole entire ship!"Dark Meta Knight: "No it was to save the wheelies, very environmental friendly. Anyways Flamberge already got the next key, I'll give you two more clues since Pitch is here and this is taking too long, now imma waste more of your time while i yap-"Trident Knight: "I won't hesitate in cutting your face off!"Dark Meta Knight: "I am just a clone, i feel no pain, your stupid insults won't hurt me."Dark Meta Knight then whisper to Pitch that the next key is in Sacred Square and Pitch zooms away.Trident Knight: "How is that even fair!"Dark Meta Knight: "Well... I'll tell you where the next key is too, and it's super easy."Trident Knight: "Oh ok."Dark Meta Knight: "The next key is somewhere in Gamble Galaxy on one of the planets."Trident Knight: "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!"Dark Meta Knight: "I know nyeh heh."Dark Meta Knight: "I highly doubt you can make it up because the only place right know you can get to is the Fountain of Dreams or Sacred Square, but you may not have time."Trident Knight: "I won't give up!"Trident Knight dashes to Sacred Square not wanting to fail his team. Simirror was spying in the brushes, overhearing what the shadow clone said Simirror got a devious idea in mind and makes his way to the Fountain of Dreams.Meta Knight tells Flamberge to go to Gamble Galaxy.Flamberge: "Which planet do i go to first?"Meta Knight: "Hm... Somewhere on Mekkai."Flamberge goes to Mekkai where she finds a shadow clone holding a blue Plasma Wisp.Dark Meta Knight: "Was the search tedious."Flamberge: "No- i mean yeah, i searched multiple planets, was quite the struggle. Gimme the key."This defective Dark Meta Knight wasted 20 minutes of Flamberge's time just standing there.Dark Meta Knight: "Okay you can have it."Flamberge: "Wow.. it was that easy."Dark Meta Knight: "I think searching planets was a challenge in itself."The shadow clone gives Flamberge the key and Flamberge flies back to Planet Popstar. The Dream Fountain is broken with the star rod in pieces, as the challenge was to break the Star Rod because nightmares are so much better.Drawcia: "I did your stupid challenge now give me the god damn key!"Dark Meta Knight: "Okey."But before the shadow clone can hand it over Simirror snatches it and runs off.Drawcia: "Get back here you bitch!"Simirror: "Not on my watch."And Simirror teleports away.Drawcia: "God- Fuckin- ARGH!!!"
AD

Dark Meta Knight Plushy: "Do you want to be turned into a plushie."

Dark Meta Knight Plushy: "I have this plushy ray, and I'll use it on this innocent Waddle Dee."

Waddle Dee: "Wait i didn't sigh up for this-"

Dark Meta Knight Plushy shoots the Waddle Dee and they turned into plushy.

Dark Meta Knight Plushy: "Waddle Dee, can you speak."

...

Plushy.co: "I think he's trapped."

Dark Meta Knight Plushy: "Nuh uh, stop ruining this commercial."

Plushy.co: "We're legit going to be in jail!"

Dark Meta Knight Plushy: "Nuh uh, I'm too cute to be in jail!"

Sirens can be heard in the distance.

Dark Meta Knight Plushy: "YOU AIN'T GONNA TAKE ME ALIVE!"

Dark Meta Knight Plushy runs away and leaves behind Plushy.co. Plushy.co was then arrested for experiments on innocent subjects in there lab and almost about twenty people were arrested. They couldn't find Dark Meta Knight Plushy.
 As most of the keys were taken, only three remained.Pitch: "I can beat you up easily, you stand to chance against me!"Pitch then proceeds to roast the hell outta the shadow clone.Dark Meta Knight: "I'm so sad, here you can have the key. UWAAAAH!"Pitch: "That's what i thought!"Flamberge being tired and not wanting to do this anymore skips the clouds and goes to the Mirror Dimension.As Flamberge enters she can feel the cold wind breeze through her. The place was filled with statues of the eliminated contestant that were scattered across this uncanny landscape, she felt like someone was watching, waiting...Flamberge: "Oh the key..."Flamberge picks up the key and leaves immediately heading back to the metal boxes. Bandana Dee: "Meta Knight, i don't think this is fair-"Meta Knight: "Fair... HAH! I'm saving our lives, you should be more grateful!"Bandana Dee: "But we could've been out a while ago..."Meta Knight: "The more people still here the higher chances we lose a challenge. Now be quite i hear someone."Plasma Wisp comes back with the key.Plama Wisp: "Which one do i choose?"Purple: "OVER HERE!!"Vividria: "HERE! FOLLOW THE VOICES!"Plasma Wisp opens the sixth cage.Dark Meta Knight: Yippee Plasma Wisp team is safe!Pitch comes crashing into the fourth cage luckliy it was the right one.Tokkori: "Could've gotten here sooner, i don't know how long i could've taken it with this rascal almost having me for a snack!"Meta: "Delicious birdie."NESP and Flamberge comes in.NESP uses his telepathic magic and opens the first cage which was the right one.Red Kirby: "Yes! I totally didn't doubt you at all.."NESP: "I wish i picked the wrong one."Red Kirby: "NOO I'M SO SORRY!"Meta Knight: "In the Second one."Dark Meta Knight: "How the hell-"Flamberge opens the second one.Dark Meta Knight: "...W-whatever. Yaaay... Flamberge's team is safe...."Meta Knight pulls Flamberge closer and whisper to her. "Give me all the keys." Flamberge hands him the keys she has, expect for one which she keeps hidden from him.Simirror comes back and opens the fifth cage which was correct.Escargoon is in a depressed state right now.Escargoon: "I'm going to lose for my whole team and they all gonna vote me out, way to make me look like a failure, Emo Knight!"Suddenly a key drops infront of him.Escargoon: "A key. This must be a miracle from the heavens above!"Escargoon opens the seven cage.Dark Meta Knight: "Yippee Escargoon's team is safe."Drawcia and Trident Knight comes back without any keys since they were all taken.Trident Knight: "This is so bullshit! i couldn't even find a single key!"Simirror: "Too bad for you."Dark Meta Knight: "Well it looks like Team TNT, and Threats are going to the ceremony tonight, discuss who you want out."And with that Dark Meta Knight vanishes. At the Ceremony.A very dark room with blood everywhere.Dark Meta Knight: "Hello teams, i have redecorate the ceremony."Galacta Knight: "No one cares."Dark Meta Knight: "For your kindness I'll start with Team Threats first."Dark Meta Knight: "I have nothing, you get no prizes, who even though of getting eliminated contestant prizes when they lose, they must be a fucking sympathetic snowflake."Dark Meta Knight: "Okay the first with-"Dark Meta Knight drops the paper.White Kirby: "Too scared to say who got eliminated."White Kirby laughs in his face.Dark Meta Knight: "I... Everyone got 0 votes while Shadow Kirby got then all. Shadow Kirby why did you vote yourself!"Shadow Kirby: "I knew they would all vote me to get one your nerves, so i just gave up."Parallel Meta Knight: "That's what you get for being a fucking snitch, you little bitch."Dark Meta Knight: "Shadow Kirby... How the hell did this happened?"
FLASHBACK

Parallel Meta Knight threatens his whole team that if they don't vote out Shadow Kirby them Parallel Meta Knight will kill them in a very slow painful dead... Respectfully.

END OF FLASH BACK
Shadow Kirby: "..."Dark Meta Knight: "Well congratulations, you have been promoted to be my assistant!"Shadow Kirby: "YAAAY!!!"Sword Knight: "Should've saw this coming."Parallel Meta Knight: "....................."Phantom Meta Knight: "Don't worry Parallel Meta, we're still together."Parallel Meta Knight: "I guess so."Dark Meta Knight: "I can finally have someone to help me yaaaaay!"Shadow Kirby: "Papà, can i do the next team."Dark Meta Knight: "Yep."Shadow Kirby: "Yippee!."Shadow Kirby: "Everyone has 0 votes except for Hyness, Fumu and Rocky. Hyness has one vote. It's down to Rocky and Fumu..... And Fumu has three vote while Rocky has 5 votes."Rocky: "I might’ve voted for myself."Hyness: "Wait we were voting to eliminated? I thought it was to save."Fumu: "Who voted me!"Armoroid: "We had a debate between who was the most annoying nuisance on our team."Fumu: "How funny...."Dark Meta Knight: "Well this is even more awkward since you're already a rock... i guess you can leave."Rocky: "Finally."Susie: "Hmph!"Shadow Kirby: "Darkie, let's get ice cream."Dark Meta Knight: "Ok."Sailor Dee: "Can i have some too."Dark Meta Knight: "No."Sailor Dee: "Aw." In the middle of the night Flamberge was late night stroller, she could feel someone following her through she brushed it off.Until she could feel her hand being grabbed, her body quickly bending down to Meta Knight's level.Meta Knight: "I know what you did, you can't things from me Flamberge."Flamberge yanked back her hand very angrily.Flamberge: "So? What does it matter to you anyways!"Meta Knight: "You should stop worrying about her and focus of the team... It doesn't matter if she gets eliminated, it will me more worse if she does stay."Flamberge: "I don't care, atleast we're together. I swear if you mess with Fran for Zan i will make you regretever existing!"Meta Knight: "Your pity threats means nothing to me, if i see you helping any other team, i will find a way to get rid of you permanently."

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It was another tiring day in Dream Land and Dark Meta Knight was once again gone, so Shadow Kirby had to temporarily take over.Shadow Kirby: "Yippee i can run this show all by myself."Meta Knight goes up to Shadow Kirby with an devious idea.Meta Knight: "Shadow Kirby, this show is taking too long. I suggest you make mini challenges so people could leave faster."Shadow Kirby: "That's a great idea, imma steal it."Meta Knight: "It was a suggest... Whatever."Meanwhile in Simirror's secret underground base. Scarfy tells the gang about Meta Knight's sabotaging spree.Simirror: "This could be a good thing for us."Ringle: "Are you serious, he's literally cheating and what if starts targeting us next!"Spynum: "I wouldn't say it's cheating..."Vividria: "It freaking is! How can someone just know what the challenge is gonna be, and Rocky just got out. He is a danger to us!"Simirror: "Eh, Rocky was a liability anyway, just let him do his thing and when merge comes we can vote him out."Armoroid: "Fine, but this will lead to your downfall, all of our downfalls."Shadow Kirby has just finished making the challenges and has gathered everyone to the area.Tokkori: "What's the challenge now, pipsqueak!"Shadow Kirby: "Don't call me that!"Tokkori: "I can call you whatever i want!"Shadow Kirby: "Hm."Shadow Kirby: "Anyways, i made 3 mini challenges and the team that loses each challenge will be up for elimination. A team can lose all 3 challenges and will eliminate three of their members, so you have to think smart if you don't want to lose."Drawcia: "Can i take a break."Shadow Kirby: "Okey."Shadow Kirby gives Drawcia a elimination pass.Citrus Kirby: "What, she can just do that!?"Shadow Kirby: "Yes, one limit though."Susie: "That bitch wasn't gonna be useful anyway." 
FIRST CHALLENGE
Shadow Kirby: "Fight to the death, the last team that survives wins."Electricky Dooter: "Wasn't it suppose to be a one team loses challenge?"Shadow Kirby: "That wouldn't be fun and it's to get more people out so the upcoming challenges would be more fun. Now go!"White Kirby: "Why is everybody looking at us?"Bouncy Sis: "Maybe because you're a buncha threats!"White Kirby: "Shut up Bouncy, you're just jealous at us because we're cooler than you."PMK&PMK: "EEEK!"Phantom Meta and Parallel Meta Knight runs off.White Kirby: "...Why are they RUNNING!"The rest of the members on Team Threats run away too.White Kirby: "STOP RUNNING- oh shit."Everyone charges at White Kirby beating him to death.Kirby: "Hey Bandana Dee, where is Meta Knight?"Bandana Dee: "Oh my Dee, he isn't here!"Meta Knight who somehow is out of the arena, and has somehow planted a bomb inside. He presses the detonator button which explodes the arena killing everyone inside. Shadow Kirby who was drinking a slushy looks up and sees the whole arena in ashes.Shadow Kirby: "Dang, i didn't know these guys would go hardcore."Meta Knight: "Yes that is exactly what happened."Shadow Kirby: "Wait is that a flying sword?"Meta Knight: "What-"Galaxia stabs through Meta Knight killing him.Shadow Kirby: "I guess Team Threats wins." 
SECOND CHALLENGE
Shadow Kirby: "You have 2 hours to take care of these blue kirbies, if any of them dies when the time isn't over then you're team loses. GO!"Blue Kirby: "I'm... Alive.."Green Kirby immediately grabs Blue Kirby and stops him to death.Citrus Kirby: "Why the hell would you do that."Green Kirby: "I just hate Blue Kirby."Wiz: "Vaild."Meta Knight sneakily tries to take TNT Lapis Kirby but Susie saw him.Susie: "What are you doing?!"Meta Knight runs away after seeing a Susie, still holding Lapis Kirby.Susie after being in a team where something ruins their whole chances of winning just gives up.In Team Chaos Magolor puts a force field around Dark Blue Kirby.Dark Blue Kirby: "Let me outta here."Magolor: "That should be just fine."The force field rolled away.Jammerjab: "Holy Jambastion!Magolor: "He'll be fine."Unlike Team Yellow, Meta decides to eat Baby Blue Kirby.Paint Roller: "He just ate the baby."Wise Dee: "This must be some type of cannibalism!"Keeby: "Should i be scared for my life right now?"Tokkori: "Why are you guys caring about that. We just lost!"Meta: "I was hungy."Electricky Dooter: "Then go steal from the market, you didn't have to lose the challenge for us just because you was hungy!"Meta: "But i was really hungy."Zoos: "Then go eat Pitch!"Pitch: "How dare you suggest such a thing like that! He should eat Tokkori!"Tokkori: "I don't have enough calories! Go eat Keeby, he definitely tastes like banana taffy!"Batafire: "Stop giving him the right to eat our teammates!"Meta: "Yummy."Keeby: "Please don't..."Meanwhile Meta Knight still holding Lapis Kirby, attempts to steal Sea Kirby from Team Calm.... Orange Kirby was yelling to alert the other but they were all done Shadow Kirby shenanigans so they went to the Cafè. Orange Kirby wanting to prove that he is not a burden, jumps on Meta Knight and.... they both fell of the cliff killing both blue kirbies and themselves.Shadow Kirby: "This is taking too long, challenge is over. And it looks like Team Crazy Psychos, Threats and Chaos kept their blue kirbies safe."Shadow Kirby proceeded to kill the rest of the blue kirbies.Flamberge: "What was the point in all of this if you're just gonna kill them!"Shadow Kirby: "I don't know." 
FINAL CHALLENGE
Shadow Kirby: "Go and make Dark Meta Knight Plushy happy."Dark Meta Knight Plushy: "I am very sad."Phantom Meta Knight: "Cuddles always makes someone happy."Phantom Meta Knight cuddles the Dark Meta Knight Plushy.Dark Meta Knight Plushy: "Yay i am happy again."Shadow Kirby: "Team Threats wins!"Fumu: "We didn't even get a chance!!"Shadow Kirby: "Doesn't matter."Captain Vul: "This child shouldn't even be making ridiculous challenges in the first place!"Shadow Kirby: "Doesn't matter."White Kirby: "WHOO WE WON EVERY SINGLE CHALLENGE!"Parallel Susie: "That's because we are the superior team."Galacta Knight: "We should have a whole entire challenge off."Bouncy Sis: "Can these guys stop gloating infront of everyone, i don't want targets on our backs!"At the Ceremony Shadow Kirby already has all the votes.Shadow Kirby: "Alright the most voted people are going to be eliminated."Simirror: "Most voted!?"Shadow Kirby: "Yeah, this would be insufferable if we did each elimination separately."Shadow Kirby: "I'll do Team TNT, since they lost every challenge."Susie: "Whatever."Shadow Kirby: "The three most voted are Fumu with five votes, Hyness with three and Batty with one."Armoroid: "Finally the annoying bitch is gone."Fumu: "I can't stand you people."Zan Partizanne: "My lord, please don't leave us!"Flamberge: "Run while you still have time!"Francisca: "I don't think he's listening to us."Zan Partizanne: "NOOO!!!"Shadow Kirby: "The next team is Team Yellow. The three most voted are Wise Dee with six votes, Batafire with four and Zoos with two."Wise Dee: "And i though i had a chance."Batafire: "I'm surprised no one voted for the bratty baby."Tokkori: "We have to keep the jerks alive, like me."Keeby: "He threatened that he was gonna kill my family."Batafire: "And you believed him... You believed a BABY!"Keeby: "He's not a baby, he's the devil incantation!"Shadow Kirby: "The next team is Cold-Hearted, the three most voted are Togezo with five votes, Corori with three and Blade Knight with two."Green Kirby: "We got the weakling out!"Blade Knight: "You literally just lost a knight."Green Kirby: "Fuck. Atleast we got Corori out."Wiz: "This is going so horribly wrong...."Shadow Kirby: "The next team is Calm.... The three most voted are Elline and Orange Kirby with four votes and Red Kirby with two."Red Kirby: "You guys are nothing without me."Purple Kirby: "And what did you even do exactly."Red Kirby: "I...I....I was um... sabotaging!"Shadow Kirby: "The next team is Team Chaos. The two most voted are Squishy with five votes, Jammerjab with four."Simirror: "Umm..."Shadow Kirby: "Stop talking. And the final team is Crazy Psychopaths."Shadow Kirby: "The two most voted are Commentator Dee with ten votes and Jambeliever with one."Jambeliever: "Jamblasted this must be rigged, i want a redo!"Shadow Dedede: "Oh boohoo, sulk it up already."Shadow Kirby: "Welp say goodbye, wait..."Shadow Kirby remember the paper Dark Meta Knight gave him before he left and it reads "All beings that are not from this planet must go back to where they came from." But Shadow Kirby mistakingly reads it as "All beings that are not from this planet must die!"Shadow Kirby: "Okie doki!"Shadow Kirby turns the rest to stone while he sends Fumu down a portal that instantly kills her.Citrus Kirby: "The hell was that for."Shadow Kirby: "See this paper says-"Susie snatches the paper from Shadow Kirby.Susie: "It says all beings that are no from here must go back to where they came from!!"Shadow Kirby: "Don't yell at me, I'm only a child."Parallel Meta Knight: "You're a grow ass manchild."Shadow Kirby: "And your boyfriend is a whiny baby bitch."Phantom Meta Knight cries.Parallel Meta Knight: "We're just best friends!"Shadow Kirby: "Best friends my ass. You're so lonely that you gotta love yourself."Parallel Meta Knight: "I Hate you!"Somewhere in the Mirror Dimension, Dark Meta Knight has been trying to communicate with the spirit of Dark Mind.Dark Mind: "Did you finally bring me back from the dead?"Dark Meta Knight: "No, then i wouldn't be ruler anymore."Dark Mind: "Then what do you even want from me?"Dark Meta Knight: "I've been trying to control this dimensional power, to bring others from different alternate universes with these mirror."Dark Mind: "And what does that have to do with me."Dark Meta Knight: "I just want to know... Can you completely erase the fabric of a dimension apart with just a this mirror."Dark Mind: "What are you even trying to do? That isn't even possible from my knowledge."Dark Meta Knight: "Something... I'll find a different way."