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All of the days to be kids again, they choose the first day of spring break, a full week of playing superheroes or the stick of truth. They knew everyone could push through it, just like they had as kids, but there was a problem. They didn't know which to do. It was an even tie, no one wanted to switch. The perks of them being stubborn teenagers.“We should play superheroes.” Craig shrugged and looked at his friends, no argument, no back up. He just said that they should play that. “Gah- NO! That ga-ME ALMOST BROKE US UP!!!” Tweek argued back immediately.“Correction, it did break us up.” Craig corrected him, Tweek reached up and pulled at his hair. “This is WHY! WE SHOULDN'T PLAY IT?!!” He yelled as he pulled. Craig pulled one of his hands out of his hoodie and patted Tweeks back. “There, there Tweek, it's okay.”“Kenny, you agree we should play superheroes right? Crack out the costume?” Craig was almost positive that Kenny would back him up, to his dismay, Kenny shook his head. “Nah I wanna be princess Kenny.”Cartman snickered, he, who voted stick, didn't care what the group played. He just voted against Kyle, who wanted to do superheroes. “You only wanna do that cause you'll get pampered, not cool dude!” Kyle barked.“Maybe maybe not, you don't know what's in my head,” Kenny shrugged and stuffed his hands into his pockets. “How about we do both?”Kenny regrets suggesting that now, if he hadn't, he probably wouldn't be stuck in his princess costume, tied to a chair, at Professor Chaos's lair. Forced to listen to Butters stupid evil dialogue, awkwardly merging the two plots.“Oh and the stick! Once I get it, I'll be unstoppable!” He started to laugh maniacally, sending shivers down Kenny's spin. “Listen Butters-” “Professor Chaos!” Butters corrected her quickly. “Listen Professor Chaos, I'm just a princess. I don't know the whereabouts of the stick!”Professor Chaos shook his head and turned away from the Princess. “You listen here Princess, I just want to-” He was cut off by a thud, “Oh hamburgers, they must have found me!” He brought his hands up to his mouth, chewing on them nervously.It was a long five minutes before something happened again, it was the villain sighing in relief. “I don't want to go back to the coons jail cell,” He shuddered and looked at Kenny. “Depends on what he's playing right now.”When Kenny suggested they do both games, they made rules. Don't switch around too much, which Cartman did the opposite of. He was constantly changing what he was doing, it annoyed everyone but what were they supposed to do? Tell him to stop? Absolutely not, he would just get all pissy and the games really couldn't work without him.“Oh geez, he still switching?” Kenny nodded before looking around, bored. “I'm sure they'll come for ya soon enough!” Kenny rolled her eyes. “Oh wow, so much hope, whatever would I do without you?” She said blankly and sarcastically.“Exactly, what would ya?”It was snarky, ignorant. Kenny was about to do a whole switch up, why not bring out his hero persona while in a princess dress?No he didn't want to be like Cartman and only switch when it was more convenient to him.“Professor Chaos, just let me go. What are you even waiting for? What are you possibly going to do when they come and get me?” She honestly thought that Butters was being stupid, Coon and friends could get her just to rub it in freedom pals face, or freedom pals come to get their strongest member. (Other than Dr Timothy.)Or the Wizard comes to get the Princess, so many possibilities and all of them had Professor Chaos fucked.“Well Princess, if you must know,” he walks up to her, cupping her face lightly and rubbing her cheek, “I honestly just wanted to hang out! Feels like forever since we just hung out without the others Ken!” Butters smiled as he removed his hand from her and placed both on his hips.“Leo!” Kenny shouted as he kicked around in the chair, Butters frowned and tapped his fingers together. “Well that- that just feels worse than Butters.” His accent cuts right through his supposed scary Chaos voice.Kenny's eyes widened and stared at the blonde idiot in front of him. “You kidnapped me just to hangout? You dick!” Butters frowned and shook his head. “That's not very princess-like!” He huffed as his arms folded over his chest.“You kidnapped me when you could have just asked me to hang!” He grumbled and pushed his chair back a bit. “No I couldn't! We are gonna be doing this all week! I won't get any time with ya!”Kenny looked around before letting his head fall, thinking. Chaos was right, they would be playing all week, it was their only time to and it wasn't like they had time outside of school and homework really. It sucked, Kenny had watched so many relationships blow up because they didn't have time for each other.Stan and Wendy were one, but they just won't give up on each other. It was obvious neither of them were happy, but what could they do? Kenny watched as Cartman and Kyle teased him about Wendy. How he would awkwardly laugh it off.Sometimes he would hear things from the girls, messing with her about it. “When are you going to get back with Stan?” Then something along the lines of ‘I don't know’ or ‘Soon I guess’It was sad but they did it to themselves, both staying with each other even when they weren't happy and forcing themselves to be that couple everyone looked up to. Elementary sweethearts, favorite couple, soulmates. Those words got tossed around a lot with the two. Kenny knew, what else was he going to do? Not get the sweet goss? Absolutely not.“You're right Chaos, just untie me and we can hang out until someone comes and kicks your ass.” He shrugged and chuckled a bit, half expecting not to get saved. They would have done it by now.“Ya promise not to run?” He asked, a bit worried he would lose the princess. “Scouts honor! Erm- Knights honor?” Butters laughed unamused but compiled, he undid the restraints and watched as the Princess stood up.“Don't try to run, my minions will get you if you do.” There was the complete switch up, back to the Chaos mindset. “Please, have you tried to run in heels before? Makes a gal's feet hurt.” She huffed, getting back into the game just like how Leo was.“Would you care for a drink, Princess?” He asked as he stalked from behind the princess to a fridge. Butters like this, was a tad scary. He really got into the role. “What do you have to offer?”“Water, monster-” “Monster please.” She cut him off immediately, Kenny was a sucker for a monster. “I knew you would, I got them for you.” Kenny watched as he opened the tiny fridge, she felt hot. Like her face heated up; Leo just said he got monsters for her.Chaos walked to the princess and handed her a cup filled with her chosen drink. A classic green. She brought the cup to her lips and drank a bit. She was mainly focused on Chaos, he was stalking around the room.Eventually he landed by a radio, he turned it on before turning towards the princess, she cocked a brow up and set her cup down. Trying to figure out what he was getting at.Chaos walked towards the Princess, he smiled as he stopped in front of her. “Care for a dance, Princess?” He lifted his hand for her to take, her lip quivered in slight surprise, she gulped nervously before she placed her hand on his.“Give me your worst,” she smirked as he pulled her in, causing a light gasp from her. He placed one hand on her hip and the other held her hand, “mm, Chaos, have you danced with other princesses?”Chaos looked at her face and smiled before shaking his head, he made the first move. Stepping to the side. Classy, I like. Princess Kenny thought to herself. She followed along until they were both dancing around the room.The music was awfully classy, as if they were in an actual ball and not in Butters' not so secret lair.Chaos's eyes didn't leave Kenny's and she didn't leave his gaze. “I'm going to spin you and then dip you, is that okay?” Chaos asked sweetly, it made Kenny feel good. He was so sweet to her, even when he was in his evil persona.“Mm, fine with me Chaos.” She smirked as he removed his hand from her waist, he swung his hand out, expecting her to follow. Which she did.She twirled out, her dress flowing with her. Chaos thought she looked heavenly, she was literally an angel sent from God. He watched as she met the end and brought her hand up, as if she was reaching for the stars.Chaos pulled her back in, watching her spin back into his arms. Which, once she was close enough. Dipped her down. As she fell, her eyes were closed. Chaos studied her face, she truly didn't look out of this world.Kenny opened her eyes and stared back at Chaos, both of them going red. Chaos wanted nothing more than to lean down and connect their lips, but he couldn't do that! That was his best friend, she was still Kenny.He stood them both back up and placed his hand right back on her waist, squeezing lightly. They both held eye contact, sure, it was more romantic in the dip but he still wanted to press his lips to hers, to taste the lip gloss that made her lips shine.What was it? Strawberry? It looked strawberry, all pink and clear. He wanted it to be strawberry.A loud clash was heard from outside the door, Kenny's head swung towards it. “Well,” Chaos pulled away from the princess, “it was nice while it lasted my Princess.” He smiled as he went running to his exit door, it had a large sign that just said ‘escape door.’He pushed through it and the metal slammed shut. She sighed deeply and looked back towards the first door. Toolshed kicked down the door and Fastpass quickly entered.“Princess! You're okay!” Toolshed said with a smile lowering the power drill in his hand. “T-Th-Tha-That's good!” Kenny looked at the two, groaning. “I'm going to play superheroes.” He grumbled as he pulled off his yellow wig.Toolshed pushed his goggles up onto his hair, looking at Fastpass before returning his gaze to Kenny. “Hey, why do you still use the wig? Your hair is long, probably longer than the wig!” Toolshed smiled and placed his hands on his hips. Thinking he made a good suggestion.“Nah, the hair is braided and the braids are long. So, the hair is definitely longer and I can't do that because I have streaks of black, orange, and brown. No thanks to you assholes.” Kenny crossed his arms, it wasn't princess-like to have dyed hair.Some time in the school year, Kyle got the genius idea to dye their hair the colors of each other's hair. It was a good idea, but Cartman got the cool colors. Black orange, and a strawberry blonde. Kenny thinks he got the worse combo of the group.“Oh, yeah. I suppose!” Toolshed looked at his wrist, which had an old looking watch on it. “Oh jeez, guys it's almost midnight. We need to head in, like. Now.” He sighed deeply and pushed his goggles back down.“It's-It's not safe tu-to have a watch on during du-duty.” Fastpass mentioned to Toolshed, the hero looked down then back at the other. “You're completely right dude!”Kenny rolled his eyes and brushed past the two heroes, he wanted to go home and see Karen, Kevin too I guess. Kenny thought to himself. “Dude!” Stan's voice cut through. “We are having a sleepover at Cartman's, remember? We're not playing, sleepover time!” He smiled, flashing his teeth.Kenny had completely forgotten, “Oh fuck, I told Karen I would come home tonight! Fuck,” he rubbed his bridge and looked back at Stan, “could you give me a ride?” Stan nodded and brought his hand up, giving him a thumbs up.-Kenny rested his arm on the window, he was staring outside, bored out of his mind. Jimmy was passed out in the back and Stan was obviously driving. Might as well spark up a conversation?“Hey Stan,” Kenny started as he sat up and turned his attention to Stan, he hummed. Acknowledging him that he was listening, “why do you get back with Wendy?”Stan didn't respond right away, he was tired and honestly didn't want to talk about her. He sighed as they stopped at a light. Forced to break the tension. “Cause I'm in love with her dude, she always breaks up with me and I'm always asking to get back together.”Kenny stared at him as he explained, it was sad. Stan was so hopelessly in love with her. “She doesn't love me, I know. The girls try to tell me but they are also the reason why she feels the need to get back with me,” he gripped the wheel, looking like he wanted to kill someone.“I mean, after she came out as gender fluid, she broke up with me. Scared I wouldn't accept her, but dude! I literally don't care about gender! Love is love, to the extent of pedophiles and shit like that,” Kenny nodded along, it was sad, yeah. But Kenny was trying to figure out if Wendy was really worried about the acceptance or if she was trying to find an excuse to break up.“I really love her, I do! If she feels like a gender that isn't her sex then I could care less! I mean, I'm bi! I'm literally bi Kenny!” Stan looked at Kenny, trying to see if he was crazy.He wasn't being crazy.Kenny was thinking about how long this light was.“I think she wanted an excuse to break up, no I'm not saying she came out as genderfluid to break up with you, I'm saying she used it to break up. It would be the perfect excuse, I mean, you weren't bi when she came out.”Stan groaned and looked forward, frowning. “Well I'm bi now dude!” The light finally turned green and Stan started to drive again. Kenny decided to change the subject.“So, when do you think we'll have our next practice?” Stan shrugged. “When we are able to get Butters to come, and we have to replace your string, fix my mic and Butters has to figure out how to get his instrument back.”Yeah, maybe it was the wrong conversation to choose. “Think there's gonna be alcohol at Cartman's?” Stan smirked and nodded. “Hells yeah, better be- Oh and weed.” Kenny turned his head towards Stan.“I thought you had the weed? I thought you were stealing it from your dad!”Stan gripped the wheel again, completely forgetting he was the source. “Drugs are bad anyways!” Stan slightly turned his head, only to see the disappointment on Ken's face, his attention turned back to the road, “I'll bring it tomorrow, don't worry.”“You better.”-“Shut up fatass!” Kyle's voice was so loud Stan, Kenny, and Jimmy heard him from outside. “Guess your boyfriends pissed.” Kenny shrugged as Stan snapped his head towards the other. “Cartman probably said some shit!”‘Yeah, avoid the boyfriend part you homo.’Stan opened the door, dreading what he was about to see. The door fully opened, the trio saw Kyle and Cartman in the middle of the living room. Kyle was red to the face, his fists clenched so tightly that it looked as if the circulation was being cut off.Kyle's head snapped towards the door quickly, he looked like he had seen his favorite thing in the entire world because his anger was practically gone in less than a second of seeing Stan.“See? You fucking homo, happy now that your boyfriend is here.” Cartman rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. “Shut up fatass!” He yelled at the shorter teen.Stan walked in and threw his arm over Kyle's shoulder, which looked super awkward because Kyle was a lot taller compared to Stan. Kenny watched as they disappeared upstairs, which Ken assumed everyone else was.Kenny stood there, hoping that Leo was there. He zoned out, not realizing that Jimmy had already entered and up the stairs.The only thing that brought Kenny out of his thoughts was Cartman slamming the door shut. “Don't just stand there all night, come on.” Kenny looked down at Eric. “Shut up fatass.”-No, Cartman's room wasn't small but it could be bigger. They should have been staying at Tolkien's, but his parents said no because they had something to do. Everyone assumed it had something to do with the business.So, a bunch of moody tired teenagers were all trapped in a room together. With Eric Cartman.Everyone tried to claim their own spots, Kyle and Stan stayed by the edge of Cartman's bed. Kyle was leaning against the wall, his legs across Stan's legs and Stan's back was against the bed frame. He had already gotten into the alcohol, so Kyle was really just babysitting him.Tolkien, Clyde, Bebe, and Nicole sat together. Even though Mrs Cartman made it clear that the girls were to stay in a group together. Wendy didn't come. (Probably because she broke up with Stan the day before just to get back with him an hour later)Tweek and Craig sat together but more near Kyle and Stan. Craig had broken up with Tweek in freshman year, it sucked for everyone because they were both sad but they eventually made up.Kenny hated it because it was obvious the two were in love but Craig was terrible with feelings, others and his own, and Tweek cared too much about feeling. Others and his own. So, Craig thought it was for the best that they broke up. Kenny found that out by becoming best friend's with him.Being friends with Craig was fun, sure. They were friends before, but not hanging out on their own type of friendship. Being friends with Craig though was sad, he was always sad. He missed Tweek so much that he had taken up bad habits.Stan type habits.Drinking.No, he wasn't as bad as Stan but he was still pretty fucking bad. “I miss my wife Kenny.” “Stop.. Stop referencing your break up to sonic.”He was becoming a therapist for Craig and he didn't mind too much! He got to know the drama for Craig and Tweek. Leo and Tweek hung out a lot and they were practically best friend's and Kenny and Leo were best friends! So, he got told everything Leo knew.Kenny was sitting next to Leo, who was more towards Tweek and Craig. They were talking, Craig was bunched up in his hoodie, leaning against Tweek's back, so Kenny couldn't spark up a conversation if he wanted to.Cartman was sitting next to Heidi. He was surprisingly calm, after their last break up, Cartman promised to do better. No, that didn't work. Heidi didn't get back with him.She only got back with him in freshman year, she didn't have a reason. She wasn't telling anyone why she got back with him but everyone did know one thing, Heidi basically made Eric her bitch. She wasn't taking anything from him anymore and he obliged.Kenny liked Heidi, she was strong and tough. She was the only one who didn't get shit from Cartman and that made Kenny give her all of his respect.“We should play truth of dare!” Bebe called out, it was never good when she suggested something. Especially something like T or D.“Agreed.” Clyde smiled and wrapped his arm about Bebe's waist.It was worse when Clyde agreed.But everyone thought it was a good idea, besides Kenny. So they all got into a circle on the ground. Well, as best as they could.“I'll start since I suggested it!” Bebe stated, Kenny hated her. She was so stuck up and she liked to mention Kenny's lack of money a lot more than Cartman even did.“Hmm.. How about.. You!” She smiled wickedly as she pointed to Craig. Which sparked a huh from Craig, he was probably drunk or tired or just clueless which seemed to be happening a lot more.“Oh,” he grumbled before shrugging. Craig wasn't a pussy, “Dare.” He yawned as he stuffed his hands into his hoodie pockets.“Oh such a great start!” No, Craig wasn't a pussy, so he wasn't going to say truth and Bebe knew that. “How about, oh I don't know,” Bebe paused, her eyes trailing to Tweek. Craig noticed and before he could open his mouth to protest, she spoke, “kiss Tweek? No no, I dare you to kiss Tweek.”Another reason why Kenny hated Bebe, she was a drama master. She always started shit but she managed to stay out of it.Craig looked at Tweek, who was starting to twitch a lot worse. “Are you okay with it?” He asked with a monotone voice. Tweek looked at him, he bit his bottom lip and messed with his sleeves. “Ya-Yeah.” He mumbled.Craig sighed and turned towards him, Tweek mimicked his turn. They both stared at each other for a moment before Craig brought his hands up to Tweek's face, cupping it gently.“It's just for the game, okay?” Craig mumbled as he rubbed the other's cheek.Tweek nodded, accepting the touch.Yes, they were friends. Yes, they were still in love. (Kenny absolutely knew it.) Yes, they still made human contact. Craig usually leaned against Tweek's back or had his arm over his shoulder.Craig was tall, he was still the tallest of the class and Tweek was shorter than him. It was 6’2 vs 5’10. Not too bad of a difference.But they hadn't kissed, Craig was stubborn and so was Tweek. They were both absolutely determined to keep anything and everything platonic.“Hurry up and kiss already!” Bebe pressed.Craig rolled his eyes before closing them and leaning in, Tweek closed his eyes but he didn't lean in.Their lips connected for a few seconds, and those seconds turned into damn well near a minute. It looked like Craig had to force himself off of the blonde.As Craig detached from Tweek, he just went back to his original position, hands in pocket and staring at the group. Who all had their jaws hung.Craig cocked his brows. “Why are you guys staring at me?” He looked around, unaware that it wasn't everyday that someone kisses another that long with platonic feelings.Craig looked at Tweek, who was looking down and pulling on his hair. Craig shrugged it off, he didn't know what was wrong so it was probably okay.“Clyde, truth or dare? Oh you picked dare? Okay, let your girlfriend lick your toes.” Craig stared at Clyde as he spoke, the teen just stared back with his jaw slightly dropped.“Well, I was gonna pick dare so.. Babe?” He turned towards Bebe, who was red in the face. “NO!” She screamed but Craig clicked his tongue. “Ah ah ah, that's not the rules. You don't deny a dare Bebe.”Craig was like a villain sometimes, that was something Kenny liked about Craig. He could be so cruel with a straight face. Not giving a fuck.“So get at it.” Craig had a smirk on his face, probably the fifth time Kenny had seen the dude smile.Bebe groaned and got it over with quickly, ews spread out through the room and she ran out to wash her tongue.“Uhh-” Clyde started but was cut off, “We should call it a night dudes.” Kyle, he was the group's voice of reason. Usually he was always right, “Whoever doesn't want to sleep. Forfeit your place to sleep in the room and sleep in the living room. Whoever wants to sleep, get dibs on the room.”Kyle was wise, like really wise. Kenny liked that, Kyle was probably one of the wisest people Kenny knew.He watched as Kyle stood up, helping Stan up, Stan just leaned against Kyle. “Kylee,” he held out, “I'm not tired.” Kyle nodded and smiled. “I know.”Kenny watched as Kyle and Stan left, promptly, losing their spots in the room. Then Craig walked out, Tweek quickly followed. Kenny stood up, he wasn't tired and he really didn't care where he slept, but if he were to walk out. Leo would too.He was fine with that, he walked out and stood in front of the door, waiting for Leo.It only took a few seconds before him and Leo were walking and going to the living room.“Honestly, I think I should get more piercings. I was thinking about my industrial, then my eyebrow.” Kenny stated as he flopped onto the couch, he quickly sat up and crunched himself into a corner. Leo smiled as he sat down next to him.Kenny already had a few piercings, his nose, first ears, and his belly button. He was always getting new ones and losing them. He did his own so he really could care less about the ones he got.It was tattoos. He had a few, ones he did himself. A hatchet man, a question mark, and then a hammer.It wasn't much but it was good with him. He couldn't get big ones yet. One, he couldn't reach, two his dad would be super pissed if he found out.“I think you would look amazing with them!” Leo looked at Kenny and smiled, flashing his teeth. It reminded him of earlier in the day. The Villain, Chaos. They had danced and damn near shared a romantic kiss.Kenny wanted that kiss, he wanted to know how it felt to kiss Leopold. Would it be amazing? We're his lips soft? They looked soft.Kenny sighed and rested his head against Leo's shoulder, he closed his eyes and just enjoyed being next to his best friend.Butters, on the other hand was freaking the absolute fuck out. He had the biggest crush on Kenny, it wasn't just a coincidence that Chaos had a wall dedicated to Mysterion and he wasn't fully lying when he said he used to have a crush on PK. He was lying about not having it anymore.Butters lifted his arm up, which made Kenny move but he placed his arm over Kenny's shoulder. He was a nervous wreck, what if he just made a mistake he could never reverse?He felt his panic melt away as Kenny returned to Butters side. “Tired Ken?” Kenny groaned as he wrapped his arms around Butters waist, pushing himself down. His head now resting against his side. “‘M super tired.” He grumbled.“Awh sick! What the fuck, when did you guys get down here? I wanted to claim the couch!” Kyle groaned as he sat on the ground, in front of the stained couch.“Whatever, keep your porn star couch.” Kyle rolled his eyes, Kenny was too tired to respond and Butters just smiled. “Where's Stan?” Butters asked with his smile still plastered on his face.Kyle sighed and stood back up. “Bathroom but he's probably done now.” Kyle looked at Kenny and cocked a brow, but he didn't question. He just walked away to the bathroom.He stopped in front of the door, staring at it. “Stan? Are you done dude?” He asked, pressing an ear to the door. “Kyleee, come innn!” Kyle felt relieved as he opened the door, happy that his super best friend didn't get himself killed.Kyle closed the door behind himself and looked at the drunk Stan, he was laying in the bathtub, looking at his phone. His attention turned to Kyle and he smiled.“Text- hiccup Text Wendy back for me.” He handed his phone up to Kyle, he reluctantly took it.My Lady ❤: Stan, are you drunk? Bebe told me you were drinking.Hey, Stan is asleep rn.didn't want to have youworry or anything.My Lady ❤: What?? Who is this??Kyle, sorry.Should have saidthat sooner lmao.My Lady ❤: Oh. Hi Kyle. Thanks ig. Kyle stared at the message, that was a random wall of dryness. You mad at me orsomething lmaoMy Lady ❤: How about you justtext me. Kyle blinked and handed Stan back his phone, who just let it fall down. Uh whts up?Wen T: Fuck you Kyle. You're the reasonwhy our relationship keeps falling apart. Kyle stared at the message, what the fuck was he supposed to say to that? How could he be the reason why their relationship kept failing? Wendy never acted like that, she was super nice to Kyle or literally everyone besides like, Cartman. Wen T: Stan just couldn't not love you. Kyle's eyes widened in shock, he didn't even know his jaw dropped until Stan reached up and closed it.Kyle pushed away from Stan's touch, leaving Stan completely confused. A frown spawned on his face. “Kyle?” He mumbled, not understanding why his best friend tried to avoid his touch.“Uh, sorry Stan. Tired and I just wanna sleep dude.” Stan's face seemed to brighten up, happy to know that he wasn't the reason for the movement. Except he was, Kyle just wasn't going to let him know that.“C'mon on dude, let's go to sleep.” Kyle awkwardly picked up Stan and his phone. Leading him outside and carefully down the stairs. The lights were now off, only a lamp on.Butters was laying down with Kenny in his arms, face stuffed in his chest. Craig and Tweek were laying near the tv, they each had their own pillows.Craig made it clear that he hated other people's pillows, he always had a pillow with him. A fluffy feather filled one with a space pillowcase.They were sharing Craig's blanket, which was a NASA blanket with a hand sewn alien on it.Kyle sighed and went in between the two pairs, helping Stan next to him. He grabbed his bag and pulled out his own blanket and pillow and then a smaller one for Stan. Kyle did not want to go bother Mrs Cartman or Eric for pillows and blankets.Stan cuddled into the small pillow and yawned. Kyle knew he wasn't going to be up for much longer.“Go'night Kyle.” Stan mumbled as Kyle covered them with the blanket. “Night dude.” He got comfortable. He couldn't sleep though. He just stared at the ceiling; thinking about what Wen said.Was Stan really in love with him? They were supposed to be super best friends. Nothing more, Kyle already knew that.
“Hey would it be totally weird if we dated?” Kyle asked as he kicked his legs back and forth on the school's roof ledge. “Totally dude! We're super best friends!”
Kyle felt the underside of his eyes crease. Nothing more than super best friends.Kyle finally passed out after a good half hour of thinking. He needed good sleep for their second day of playing.

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Everyone was out of the house by ten, they didn't have all day to do quests and missions, especially not The Human Kite, he had to stop by his house and say good morning to Ike. As Kyle opened Ike's door, he looked in, just to see if he was awake. There was a lump in the bed and no movement, it brought a smile to Kyle's face. His brother slept in a lot when the school had days off, so this was completely expected.  Kyle stalked over to the bed and crouched next to it, he folded his arms on the edge and smiled once more, “Hey Ike?” The lump turned towards Kyle and yawned, mumbling something incoherent, “Gonna be out all day, I'll try to see if Stan will drop me off so I can say hi, okay?” Another tired mumbled before the top of the lump nodded, Kyle smiled as he stood up and slowly crept out of the room, closing the door behind him gently and slowly. He sighed as the door finally shut, it felt agonizing, perhaps he closed it too slow but it was pure torture. The Human Kite pulled up their phone and started to scroll, waiting for a mission, they were about to put the phone away before they heard the bing.  ToolShed ⚒️ post : If anyone is nearby, I could use some back up. Pretty sure Feldspar is a villain but can't be too sure and we have a bunch or PC minions. We're at PC's Lair  Kite liked the post, which was now their way of saying he was on it. It was lazy, yeah but Kite didn't have time to respond with something super complex like ‘Yeah of course ToolShed, I'm on my way, may be late if I see any villains or Chaos!!’ Fuck no. - Kite sat up on top of one of the many storage units, watching the hero and other. They were beating up the Chaos minions, which was kind of funny. Then, they started talking, Kite decided this was a good time to make an appearance. They jumped down and stalked through the shadows. “Is this what Mysterion feels like? Awesome.” Kite thought to themself.  They stayed behind one of the buildings, listening in closely. “I am Feldspar the Thief!” Feldspar said with probably the most emotion he's ever shown and all he did was slightly emphasize the words, then ToolShed spoke, “Did you just say that you're a thief in front of a hero?” Kite watched what was happening, ToolShed was stalking towards Feldspar, drill in hand and Feldspar was backing away from the hero. Spilling some nonsense, like that Tool didn't have to do this. Kite walked out and stood behind Feldspar, sure. He was backing away from one hero, but just right towards another. “We can't do that,” Tool smirked, “You really can- We?” Feldspar turned around and was met with The Human Kite, they looked at each other, Feldspar cursed under his breath. “Okay, okay, you got me,” the thief raised his hands in a surrendering way, Kite cocked a brow. Not expecting the really easy fight. It wasn't even a fight, he immediately gave up. Then Kite noticed the Thief's hand, there was something in it. Just as they leaned in to see it, ToolShed spoke, “They are planning an ambush, I heard something. No, I'm hearing something,” He mumbled as he held up his drill and looked around. “Damn Feldspar, you were able to get back up that quickly?” Kite rolled their eyes as they pulled out some kite string, they brought down Feldspar's hands and tied them together, then they pulled out the device in his sleeve. It was a wire with a button, “What the fuck is this dude??” They looked up at the Thief, who just shrugged, “I dunno,” Kite groaned and grabbed his wrists, “How do you not know?” Feldspar just blinked before signing. “Leader of the Army of Darkness gave them to us-” ToolShed shushed them, “They sent the Bard, I hear music,” Kite cursed under their breath. They needed to work fast, Kite knew that the Bard was very powerful, they grabbed Feldspar's wrists and dragged him over behind a storage unit, they covered his mouth with their hand. Toolshed joined the two, he leaned against the wall and covered his own mouth. Kite kept their hand over Feldspar's mouth, as they heard tapping and footsteps, they started to hold their own breath. A few seconds passed, then minutes, “No ones here, fuck, Lady isn't going to be happy,” it was Clyde's voice, why the actual fuck was he out on the field to find his own guy? “I'll call it in,” He muttered as he brought his arm up, “Hey uh, Feldspar isn't here. I- Yeah we looked everywhere, I dunno. Maybe took him to Coons lair or something? Okay, okay,” He let his arm fall with a sigh. “Wha-What did sh-sh-” a pause with a deep sigh, “she say?” The Bard asked, Clyde sighed once more, “Said to just get back and we'll figure it out.” A few minutes passed, the voices were gone and Kite was almost positive that they were gone. Toolshed was the one who decided to take a peek, the two were gone. “Oh thank fuck dude, that was stressful!” Toolshed sighed as he turned back to Kite, “So, why was Clyde out here?” Kite perked and nodded quickly, “Right dude?” Kite turned towards Feldspar, “I'm sure we'll be getting our answers soon enough.” They glared at the thief. - It was dark and Feldspar couldn't see anything, all he knew was that he was tied to a chair. A bit overkill, the rope wrapped around his entire body, multiple times. A bright lamp clicked on and one of the heroes shined it right into the thief's eyes, “Tell us Feldspar, how many are betraying the kingdom and Kupa Keep?” Feldspar's eyes weren't open, the light was way too bright, “I dunno.” Toolshed groaned and brought up a nail, Feldspar stared at him. Not caring too much to give him a reaction. Then, a plate, “Feldspar, tell us who's in on it. Don't make me do this dude,” He pressed the nail's sharp end to the top of the plate. “Okay.” The thief shrugged, he definitely wasn't the most fun in interrogations. No one has been able to persuade him into saying anything, stick and superheroes. Toolshed put his mufflers on, Kite exited the room, they didn't want to see or hear this. The hero sighed and slowly ran the nail down the plate, causing a screeching sound. Toolshed winched to the sound, even with the muffs, he could hear it. So he only assumed that it was working. He stopped after a few scrapes and pulled the headphones off, throwing them to the side, “Ready to talk?” He asked as he set the torture devices down. Feldspar stared at the hero, he looked bothered yes, but he looked like he could give less than two fucks. If he had any, he sure as hell wasn't giving them to the Toolshed of all people. “Dude, I'm not talking.” Feldspar shrugged and stared at him. Toolshed groaned and walked past the tap and out of the room. Joining the Human Kite. “He talk?” Kite asked as they looked at Toolshed, which grumbled as a response, “No dude!” He reached up and pulled his goggles off, “I need to take a break, you deal with Feldspar,” Stan was about to walk off before a force grabbed his wrist and pulled him back, “Be careful, I feel like they'll try to ambush us. I don't want you getting taken, okay?” Kites words were sweet, really but Stan was in a bad mood now. He sighed and forced a smile, “Okay, I'll be safe,” Kite repaid his smile with a genuine one. It made Stan feel weird, his stomach turned and he honestly wanted to throw up. He slipped free from Kite's grasp and walked up the stairs. It felt weird to be in Kyle's house, he hadn't even been with him alone for this long and they weren't really alone. Fucking Craig was there. High school absolutely sucked for Stan, he was getting more depressed, especially with Wendy and him breaking up every second then getting back together. It was pure torture, but he was too drawn in by them, her hair was gorgeous and he just loved her. Depression though, Wendy doing this to him was terrible for his mental health and he wasn't too sure how much longer he could handle it. His only escape is alcohol and he knows how bad it's getting, waking up to messages he doesn't remember sending. Name changes. As he thinks, he feels his phone buzz. Oh great, Wendy. He thinks to himself. He opens it and sighs, thinking about it, he hasn't texted her yet. He opens the chat and sighs, it was just a simple hey but then he notices the top messages. “When did we talk??” He questions himself, but then he sees the message saying that it was Kyle. That's sweet, he texted her for him. He scrolls through, but the shift tone in the messages was eye catching. They got rude, she was texting him like it was offensive that it wasn't Stan.  Hey, what's up with the messages from Kyle?? My Lady ❤: Wdym?  Stan groaned, he hated when she responded like that.  You kinda got dry, what'd Kyle do?? My Lady ❤: Jst didn't want to talk to him.  Stan rolled his eyes and just left her open, before he turned his phone off, he changed her contact name. Maybe it was his turn to finally break up with her. Kyle was his best friend in the entire world. Yeah, maybe they were slowly drifting away from each other, that was still his super best friend! “Hi Kyle!” A mix of yelling and possibly a screech?? Stan looked up and saw his best friend's brother, Ike, “Hey buddy,” he said with a smile. Stan adored Ike with all of his heart, he was an awesome kid and he hated that he couldn't see him more, “How's middle school going?” He asked as he crouched down in front of him, “Pretty good! It's super easy,” Ike said proudly. That wasn't a surprise, Kyle was smart and so easy Ike, “Stop bragging dude, you'll break my poor stupid heart,” Stan joked, he was smart just not even close to the levels of the siblings. Stan looked downstairs, he was taking a break, “Wanna go play outside?” He asked as he turned back towards the kid, he watched as his face lit up with a big smile, “Yeah!!” Stan stood up and ruffled his hair before going downstairs, Ike following behind him happily. He opened the front door and let Ike walk out before he followed, closing the door behind him. Stan just sat on the step in front of the door, watching as Ike played, he wondered if any of the middle schoolers or elementary kids played like they did, it was a different time now. Maybe they all just played on the phone or consoles. Everything happened all so quickly, Stan was watching Ike play in the grass, then darkness, then a scream. Yeah, it was dark but that was his best friend's little brother, he wasn't going to lose him. He tried to get up, but he stumbled, thankfully he caught himself, till he felt a force on his back. Next thing he knew, he was on the floor. The world was dizzy. “You dumb fuck!” He heard a voice, “He was getting up!” The other, the voice sounded like their nose was clogged. It was Clyde, that one was obvious, the other voice though. He couldn't tell, “Get the fucking bag and let's run.” The first voice said, then the sound of running. “You bitch!” He groaned, Stan finally saw light again, he turned his head and looked at Clyde, “Dick,” he mumbled, watching as the teen ran off. Stan stayed on the grass for what felt like years, then heard the front door open, one slam later Kyle was standing over him, “What happened?? Jeez dude, you're bleeding.” He pulled Stan up so that he was sitting, “I- Where's Ike?” He questioned hazley. “Huh? He's in his room?” Kyle asked, a bit confused, “No, he was playing out here, I-I was watching him.” His vision was a bit blurry but he could tell Kyle looked shocked. Stan groaned as he placed a hand on his head, his head was pounding, he assumed that he hit his head on the concrete or something because it wouldn't be throbbing like this if it was just the grass. “I need to go get him-” Stan said as he made an attempt to get up, but he was stopped by Kyle placing his hands onto the others shoulders, “No, you look like you got a concussion, you need to chill for a bit. I can get him.” Kyle words mostly went through one ear and out the other, he hears that Kyle wanted to go get Ike on his own, which was a complete no go, “No, I- I was the one responsible for him; I have to be the one to-” Kyle shushed him and stood up, helping Stan to his feet. It was a nice gesture, but Stan felt as if he were responsible for Ike getting taken, he should have reacted better or something! He could have prevented it or at least tried to instead of basically getting knocked out by that loser. Kyle guided Stan back into the house and sat him down on the couch, Stan watched as Kyle left, leaving him alone. He didn't want to be alone, he just wanted to lay down, maybe take a nap while Kyle was with him. After a few minutes, Kyle came back with a small box, he sat next to Stan and opened it. Pulling out a little sealed back and then a bandaid. Stan watched carefully as Kyle tore off the seal and pulled out a wipe. “This is probably definitely gonna hurt, okay dude?” Kyle said as he grabbed the other's wrist, Stan didn't take the time to see how badly he had gotten injured. He had a few scrapes on his legs and a large one on his arm, “Okay.” He managed to say. Kyle presses the wipe on his arm, gently patting around the area, Stan winched, reflexively, jerking his arm away from what caused more pain. Kyle glanced up at Stan, his face acquiring a rosy tint, “I'm sorry dude, I'll be more gentle, okay?” Stan could only nod, feeling absolutely terrible for pulling away when he only wanted to help. Stan watched Kyle as he started again, his movements, the way his hand was brushing against his skin with the wipe carefully, not to hurt him. It made him want to throw up, he didn't understand why. Kyle placed the wipe down and grabbed the bandaid, he opened it, threw the pieces to the side then gingerly placed it onto his wound. Stan recoiled, it hurt but he managed, “Ready for the others?” Kyle asked as he made eye contact with the other, Stan nodded. It took a few minutes for Kyle to get through the other marks but he finished without much trouble from Stan, “Dude, I don't think I wanna play for the rest of the day..,” Stan mumbled as Kyle got closer to him. “Yeah? I don't blame you,” he shrugged off as he cupped Stan's face, moving his head towards him, “How's your head feeling?” Kyle asked sweetly as he rubbed his cheek. Stan's face went as red as a tomato, he shrugged, “I-I don't know dude, feels like a head I guess?” He tittered nervously, “Yeah? Mm, okay,” Kyle's hand retorted, “What are we going to do about Ike?” Stan questioned, feeling guilty that he couldn't get Ike. “They know not to hurt him,” Kyle brushed off, as if the Gods were mocking Stan, a loud banging came from the door, the teens jumped at the sound, “Jeez dude!” Stan huffed, that was terrifying. Kyle had gotten up the moment he calmed down from the scare, he reductly opened the door to Mystion who stood next to a seemingly happy Ike, “I found Clyde walking down the street next to Ike, I knew something was up,” Mystion said as he pushed Ike into the house gently. Stan stared wide eyed as Ike happily jogged up the stairs, presumingly to his room, “He wasn't supposed to take him,” He said with nothing else to add, he just walked away. Leaving both Stan and Kyle completely stunned. “What the fuck dude..,” Stan mumbled, watching as Kyle closed the door. He shook his head, “I don't know but I think that's enough for me too,” He muttered as he sat back down next to Stan. “What about Feldspar?” Stan questioned, “Let him be by himself until we are done playing,” He mumbled, “Think we could go to Tolkien's now?” He questioned again, “I don't see why not!” Stan stood up and watched as Kyle went to the kitchen, he heard some talking between him and Feldspar, then nothing. Until Stan watched as Feldspar bolted out of the house. Kyle came back and stood next to the other, “Okay, let's go,” Kyle said with a smile, Stan just shrugged and went along with it. - They showed up to Tolkien's house at about five a clock, the pair knew it would be hours until anyone joined them, thankfully, Stan had a key. Once they entered the house, Stan took it upon himself to immediately get wasted, which ticked Kyle off, but what was he supposed to say? No?? Stan wouldn't listen. Kyle also didn't want to be stuck with a shit faced Stan, strictly when he didn't know if Stan actually had feelings for him. His entire plan for the day was to avoid Stan, but needless to say that didn't work, because he was literally sitting next to the loser, who was fucking the bottle up. For how much he drank, Stan was a lightweight. It only took a few minutes for it to kick in, “Kyleee, I'm soo.. Soo mad at Wendy, I mean, who does she think she is talking to you like that?” He slurred but he sounded upset. “It's fine, I didn't mind, it was really late Stan,” Kyle defended Wendyl, despite him literally saying that bullshit to him, “No! You're- You're my best friend Kyle, I don't want anyone talking to you like that.” He said stiffly. It made Kyle's cheeks heat up, Stan noticed and smiled, starting to poke at the rosy cheeks, “Aww, I made youu blush!” Stan teased as Kyle swatted away his hands, “Shut up dude,” he grumbled, “I think it's cute.” Kyle turned his head away from Stan, he was just drunk, he didn't mean it, he was just drunk, “Shut up,” he mumbled and he folded his arms over his chest. Stan tilted his head in confusion before shrugging it off, “When do you think the other's will show up?” Stan asked as he took a swig of his drink, “Who knows, they could be out until midnight,” Kyle sighed, “So, we'll be alone for a bit?” Kyle looked at Stan, his voice sounded teasingly, which when he made eye contact. Stan was smirking, “Wha- What-?” He asked, totally fucking confused. Stan turned towards him fully, Kyle's face flushed with red, he awkwardly laughed trying to shrug this interaction off, but that didn't work. Stan brought his hand up to Kyle's face, cupping it lightly, “I meant it, I think it's cute when you blush,” He leaned in a bit, “I love you Kyle,” He mumbled before grazing his lips against Kyle's, testing before he pressed their lips fully together, making sure their lips were compacted together. Stan closed his eyes, but Kyle stared wide eyed, it felt wrong, Stan had a partner that he seemingly loved. Why was he kissing him? Kyle snaked his arms around Stan's neck, kissing back, until Stan opened his mouth lightly. He smelt the alcohol on his breath, causing him to pull away immediately. The other started to press kisses to his cheek. “Stan- Stop, you're drunk,” Kyle pushed him away slightly, Stan pulled back a bit and scrutinized the daywalker, “And? I want to kiss you.” He said straight faced, “You can't want anything, you're drunk dude,” Kyle felt guilty for kissing him back, he was wasted, he didn't have wants. “Kyle, I want to kiss you,” He repeated, sounding more serious, “I want to kiss you when I'm sober too, I just like you.” Hearing that made Kyle's face deepen in color, “Please,” he mumbled, “Please let me kiss you.” Stan watched as Kyle's lips trembled, he drifted back towards him, his lips ghosting over his best friends once more. The air was thick, awkward, and tense. Stan wanted nothing more than Kyle at the moment, drunk or not he always wanted him. Kyle pushed forward and joined their lips back together, Stan's eyelid and Kyle followed, Stan's arms framed around Kyle's waist, pulling him closer. This was better than Stan had ever imagined, usually he'd get into those thoughts and change Kyle to Wendy. He knew it was wrong but he truly didn't think he would ever get the chance to do this. Stan was the first to break away, he rested his head against Kyle's, huffing lightly, “Your lips are soft,” Stan stammered as he pulled away from Kyle, still keeping his arms around the ginger's waist. “Stan..,” Kyle started, “You have a partner, this is wrong,” Stan watched the panic wash over Kyle's face, “Calm down, she's my girlfriend and you're more worried than me, it's cute,” Stan smiled and pressed a kiss to his cheek. “Dude, of course I am! I helped you cheat on him dude!” Stan snickered, “You said dude twice,” He teased as he pressed his lips to Kyle's once more, he pulled away after a second, Kyle chased his lips. Kyle shook his head, “This is so wrong Wendyl doesn't deserve this-” Stan stopped his talking with another peck to his lips, “She doesn't love me, does it really matter?” He mumbled against his mouth, “Yes! Yes it does dude!” Stan smirked and leaned forward, Kyle shoved his hand onto his face, “You're no fun,” He grumbled. “I hate you.”

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Mornings at the farm were always nice for Clyde, especially because he was there a lot. The sun came at the perfect angle and the birds chirping was a nice touch.These mornings though, when everyone was staying there. It was terrible, yelling, rough housing, all of the typical boy things.Now, don't get anybody wrong. Clyde loves rough housing with the boys but the day before was rough and it was only the first day. Playing stick got him beat up by the Coon, which wasn't fun.He just wanted to wake up to that beautiful sight and wake up to his gorgeous girlfriend.He turned over to her and snaked an arm around her torso, “Morning babe-” “Clyde, shut up,” Bebe hissed at him, Clyde obliged. Maybe she just woke up on the wrong side of the bed?It left a sour taste in his mouth though, he couldn't get it out of his head.“I think she hates me dude,” Clyde groaned as he wrapped rope around the hero, Tupperware, “Why do you think that?” What was the hero supposed to do? Not respond to their captor? Nah, they were too bored for that.“I woke up this morning, cuddled her and said good morning, I got hit with a shut up,” His nose was natural nasally, his vents just sounded silly, “Maybe she was just cranky, she did watch two guys make out and I think everyone knows how she is with gay people,”Tolkien didn't like Bebe as himself and Tupperware did, only because Tupperware was a persona and technically didn't know Bebe.Tolkien didn't like how she treated his best friend, well, sorta best friend. Yes, he hung out with Clyde a lot more than other people but he didn't really consider the guy a main best friend. That went to Kyle or Stan but even then they had each other.Sadly, Clyde Donovan was Tolkien's best friend.Typically, Tolkien wouldn't get involved, Clyde was stupid and lacked all brains but if he really loved Bebe, was it truly his place to tell him how his relationship should be?“I thought that too, but then she just got worse. I like morning kisses and I asked for one when she finally got up, dude, she hit me and called me a pervert,” His snuffed nose didn't help but the hero did feel bad.Again, Clyde was dumb, maybe he said something stupid with it. Maybe he asked in the wrong way. There were a million and one possibilities to what he did.“Did you just ask for a kiss?” Tupperware asked, cocking his brow up, “Yeah and if she wanted me to go get her something to eat,” There, maybe Clyde asked that the wrong way!“I said, Good morning pretty girl, could I get a kiss and then after I'll go get you something to eat?” It sounded like something Clyde would never say, but he was a grade a simp.“That doesn't seem bad,” Tupperware raised a brow, was Bebe just that much of a bitch? “I don't know what to do, she's such a bitch dude and she's homophobic! Some of my friends are gay, uh, Craig, Tweek, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Butters, Wendy, You,”That was a lot of names, some he didn't even know about, then he said ‘You’ Canonically, Tupperware was gynosexual and gender neutral but damn, Tolkien wasn't. He was just him, so to include his character was a bit weird.“Oh, really?” He canonically wasn't supposed to know them but it was still interesting, he didn't know a lot of the people he hung out with weren't straight, “Kyle and Stan??” They questioned quickly.Clyde nodded, “See the way they look at each other? Total homos,” Tupperware glared as Clyde rose his hands, “I'm an ally and bi-curious, calm down,”Clyde wasn't lying but Tolkien was the first to find out, he didn't typically talk about sexuality or gender. Clyde was just Clyde who dated Bebe, one of the most homophobic people ever.Now it all made sense, he was dating Bebe. That's why he was bi-curious, it clicked for Tupperware, “Oh, really?” They repeated, “Is your dialogue broken or something dude?”Tupperware rolled their eyes and stared at the other, “No it's not broken, I'm trying to stay in character,” They grumbled to which Clyde sighed, “If you listen to my vent while being Tolkien, then I'll release Tupperware,”It was a nice offer, none of the other hero's knew where Tupperware was and the last post he made wasn't very helpful either. TW 🧊 : Going to check around the lake. Won't be reporting in. “Okay, I can do that,” Clyde undid the ropes and sat down, “I don't really know what to do anymore dude, I mean, I thought she changed when she dated me for shoes but I'm starting to think she hasn't changed!”Tolkien stared at him, “You think? No shit dude,” No one was much of a fan of Bebe, yeah, she was the first girl to grow a pair, but that didn't make her a saint. Clyde was cocky about his looks, but at least he wasn't drowning others in his supposed looks.Bebe did, she always talked about how beautiful and pretty she was. Yeah, she was pretty, especially because she started getting a style and a new haircut but it wasn't much.Like Nicole or Wendy, hell even Red was prettier than Bebe. A lot of the girls were pretty, that wasn't a lie. Tolkien respectfully, didn't take interest in the other girls. He loved Nicole a lot, she was amazing.Though that didn't stop the others from talking about them, how they ranked them just like they ranked the boys. Tolkien didn't participate, but he listened in. Mainly to see where his girlfriend was.She wasn't too low and she wasn't too high, much higher than a lot of the girls. Wendy was the highest, which wasn't wrong. Tolkien thought she was the most beautiful girl when they dated for a bit.Then he met Nicole and everything changed, he wished Clyde could get that same feeling but he was just too stupid to realize Bebe wasn't the one and that she was just using him.Maybe he could go and kiss someone and she'd freak and break it off with him, she was so demanding and protective of him. Yet she treated him so shitty, sometimes Tolkien just wanted to help. To do anything he could to stop this.“Why do you stay with her?” Tolkien had asked the million dollar question, Why did Clyde Donovan stay with Bebe Stevens?What were the pros of being with such a bitch? To say he wasn't single? Was it truly worth it? Sure, maybe he'd get picked on by the couples, definitely Cartman but Heidi would put a stop to that immediately. Kenny, Butters, Kyle, Stan and Wendy are basically done with. Craig and Tweek are basically together but they are both way too stubborn to prove any of the other kids right.To conclude Tolkien's thoughts, no he wouldn't get bullied for being single, just for the fact of how long it took him to realize how bad of a girlfriend Bebe was. He wouldn't blame Clyde though, he was a little slow and his supposed looks went straight to his head.He seemed like a great boyfriend, he really did and yeah maybe sometimes Tolkien thought about how it would be to date the guy but not in a gay way.“I don't know dude, I love her, you know?” Clyde shrugged the question off, “Have you said that to her?” Clyde nodded to the question, they both stayed silent until Tolkien spoke up, “Has she told you that?”The room fell silent again, he either blew his mind or he was deep in thought, as the seconds passed it was clear he was deep in thought.“No,” That's all Tolkien needed, “Then break up with her,” He said monotonically as he stared at the other, “I can't do that Tolkien,” He simply shrugged, “Take the advice or leave it, you just wanted to vent and I was voicing my opinion. Are we done?”Clyde nodded with a frown, Tolkien stood up, “See you at my house man,” Clyde watched as the other walked away.What pissed Clyde off the most was that Tolkien was right, he needed to break up with her. Their honeymoon phase was over and they were over.As he sat there like the lonely teen he was, his phone went off. Lady M💖: Feldspar is around Toolshed, scout around the area until he needs help or leave. Clyde ⚔️: 👍 Bard 🪕: On it Clyde felt his lips twitch, now he was smiling. He wasn't going to be alone and Jimmy was cool, cracked a lot of jokes. He was better than nothing, much better.-Here it was, scoping out the area, trying to find Feldspar and whoever took him. It was only supposed to be Toolshed, but over the coms; Clyde hears another voice. He couldn't exactly tell who it was but he had a good guess.Clyde glanced around, nothing was here. It was just an empty area surrounded by storage units.“No ones here, fuck, lady isn't going to be happy,” Clyde felt his heart beat a bit faster when he realized they didn't have a clue on South Park where Feldspar was.“I'll call in,” He murmured, not ready to face whatever punishment she'd have waiting for him, he brought his wrist to his face and pressed the button, “Hey uh, Feldspar isn't here. I- Yeah, we looked everywhere for him, I dunno. Maybe took him to Coons lair or something? Okay okay,”Clyde frowned, “Don't disappoint me Donovan,” She hissed before the line went dead. Clyde let his arm fall, he looked hopeless, “Wha- What did sh-sh,” The Bard paused and took a deep breath in, “she say?”Clyde looked at him, like he didn't have the energy to even say anything, “Said to get back and we'll figure it out.” He grumbled, he was actually scared. It was a game, yeah but Lady was terrifying.-“You are almost completely worthless to me Clyde,” The lady berated, “Though I say almost,” Clyde looked up at the strawberry blonde, “Lady McCormick- I promise, I'll do better!” He pleaded.“I know you will, Clyde, go to his house. The Human Kites, they have Feldspar there,” Clyde cocked a brow, “How do you know that?” He was confused, they had just left the storage unit, they had almost no time to escape without Bard or Clyde hearing them leave the area.Lady McCormick propped her arm up on the arm of the chair, she rested her head against it, “An Informant, you'll be working with her during this. Possibly for the time being until we decided it's best to cut her off, she's a smart girl. She's already betraying the Coon, who's to say she won't betray us?”Clyde felt a shiver go down his spine, cut her off, that could have meant a lot of things, “How's the plan going?” Clyde mustered up after a few minutes of painful silence.“Beautifully, Princess Kenny has Professor Chaos wrapped around her fingers, Mysterion is slowly planting things inside both Coon and Doctor Timothy heads, what is so wrong with another civil war?” She laughed and stopped with a hum.“I'll figure out the rest, but go, now.” She demanded and Clyde happily abided, he thought Kenny was getting way into it, but he was definitely not. Coon and others were much more invested, maybe he should be getting just as invested as the others. Could've fun!-Clyde got to Kyle's house, gray green ugly house. So Clyde thought he had less things to worry about. Who was Lady going to pair him with? As he thought about who it could be, he heard a twig snap. His body twisted towards it.“Wendy-?” He stared at the girl with his jaw dropped, “Actually, I'm Wendyl but it's whatever,” He grumbled as he crossed his arms, “Callgirl more or less, but yeah. They have Feldspar in there, in the kitchen. Toolshed is trying some torturing technique to get him to talk. It's kinda stupid,”Clyde ignored her remark, he knew Wen was only saying that because it was Stan doing it. A great way to talk about what your boyfriend is doing.Clyde and Wendyl both studied what was going on in the house, Stan had walked out of the kitchen for what felt like years now. Then, the front door opened.The pair ducked behind a bush and quieted themselves, “Who do you think left?” He hushed out, “I don't know,” The other whispered back.Clyde was the one who decided to peak, Stan with Kyle's brother, he crouched back down next to the other, “It's Stan- Toolshed and he is with Ike,” Callgirl cocked a brow, which he answered with a shrug.“Let's take the kid and run, you push him a bit maybe? I'll take Ike and head back to the kingdom,” Clyde scoffed, he didn't want to deal with Stan but what was he supposed to say? No? Absolutely not.Callgirl pulled a bag out and handed it to him, “Cover his head with that,” Clyde took it, “Did you ref Lady?” Callgirl looked at him with a smile, “I did,” Clyde trusted them, what an idiot he was.Clyde did his absolute best to be quiet and sneak up on him, but a damn twig caught him off guard, he quickly put the bag over Stan's head, he didn't want to suffocate him or anything.He snapped towards Callgirl, they had Ike and looked like they were ready to run.He watched as Stan stumbled, he didn't know what to do, so, he pushed him and he fell, “You dumb fuck!” Clyde turned towards them, “He was getting up!” Clyde started to panic, what if he really hurt Stan?“Grab the fucking bag and let's run.” He didn't even get the chance to respond before they were off with the kid, “You bitch!” He looked down at Stan and quickly grabbed it before running off, he didn't want to see the damage he caused.He ran where he saw Callgirl run, but she just wasn't there. The area was empty, he was so fuck.He was really starting to panic now, but he couldn't. His stupid device thing started to go off, “Hello?” His voice sounded more clogged, he brushed it off.“Callgirl told me you planned an ambush without talking to me first?” Clyde clenched his fists, “No! That stupid bitch told me you did, then she fucking ran off without me! She has Ike,” He finished with, the line went silent.“Get back to the Kingdom, I'll take care of it,” a pause, “You did good Clyde,” she quickly hung up, Clyde didn't feel like he did a good job. He felt like a total asshole, he definitely hurt Stan and Wendy tricked him that easily.Clyde clenched his fists and punched the brick wall, it hurt, yeah but he was also pissed off. He heard a snicker. No, two snickers and he knew who they were. He turned towards the two assholes, Bill and Fosse.“What do you assholes want?” He stared at the pair unamusingly, “Heh, total gay to think we want something, heh,” Bill started, “Totally gay heh, lame,” Fosse replied, “You're lame heh, gay,”Clyde continued his gaze, he fucking hated these asshole, “Both of you are fucking gay and lame and everyone hates you,” He spat at them as he walked away from the two.“Heh, he called you gay and lame haha,” Bill hit Fosse's arm, “Heh, you too gay lamebo,”-Clyde was a coward, he knew that, he always knew that. He also was stubborn and spiteful, Wendyl was on his bad side now, he wanted to punch them but he wouldn't. He'd only get in trouble.He was told to wait.So he was waiting, Lady McCormick was gone and Callgirl was being watched by the Bard.“Hey,” Clyde looked up, Feldspar, well. He was Super Craig now. His costume looked better than when they were kids, a lot of them updated their costumes and made them look good.Craig simply got a back home blue hoodie and sewed the letters Super Craig into it, Clyde doubted he even did it.“What's up dude,” He simply replied, he wasn't really in the mood to talk, “Hey wait, I thought Feldspar was the only one who worked for Lady McCormick?” He tilted his head slightly, “And you went missing?”Super Craig looked down, he stuffed his hands into his pockets, letting out a sigh. Most emotion Clyde had seen from him, “Wonder Tweek found me walking back here, asked why I was Feldspar. I said I was trying on the costume. He believed it. I'm still Feldspar,” He shrugged and looked out towards the road.“So,” Clyde looked at him, “you're lying to Tweek?” Super Craig shook his head, “I'm lying to Wonder Tweek, I didn't want to risk the plan getting ruined,”Feldspar was a traitor, everyone knew that but they also thought Clyde's army wasn't up anymore. Not exactly, they just thought he gave up. Then, he met Lady McCormick, someone different from Princess Kenny and Mysterion. She was evil.“Why do you think she wants to split the heroes up again?” He couldn't act like Mosquito, who was a little bit better than Clyde.Super Craig shrugged, “Lady M needs to hurry, I told Wonder Tweek I would be Super Craig with him for the rest of the day,” Clyde watched as a smile crept onto his face.“Not necessary Feldspar,” Clyde and Craig's heads both shot towards the voice, “Tell him you're canceling or make up some sort of excuse. You two are helping me deal with the roach,” Lady McCormick walked in between the two, pushing the doors open.“Sorry, I keep to my word. Make Bard do it, or I don't know. Get more members?” Feldspar followed along with Lady M, Clyde trailed a bit behind the two.“Feldspar, I can't get lucky all the with finding traitors, like you!” She turned around and smiled at the thief.Her costume got better two, she made sure there was a big difference between Princess Kenny and Lady McCormick. Princess Kenny looked like a princess now, the pink dress laced with an orange sash around the waist and all that jeweler. Kenny also decided to drop the damn parka on both the outfits.Lady McCormick wore a dress too, but hers was completely orange and was a bit shorter. She always told them that if anyone found out and came to get them, she needed room to move to defend herself. Acting like they all wouldn't protect her immediately.“I'm not a fucking traitor,” Feldspar snapped, “Yes you are,” She snapped back, “Let me go to Tweek and I'll bring back info, kay?” It was a bad compromise.She waved him off, which he gladly took. Clyde watched as Feldspar walked off, “He doesn't know does he?” Clyde turned towards Lady McCormick, “Does it matter? If he denying being a snake helps him sleep at night, let him be,”She cupped her hands together, her smile dropping, “Callgirl forced my hand, I was forced to dress myself as Mysterion and return the kid. He forced this on himself,” She turned around and walked towards the holding cells.They walked into the area but there was no one, Clyde cocked a brow. Either this was a trap or Callgirl managed to get out.Clyde looked around, he saw the Bard sitting down, he wasn't fast enough to ask what happened, “What happened?” Lady McCormick asked as she looked around the clearly damaged area.“Sh-Shh-She broke out,” The Bard responded, “Well no duh you silly,” Clyde didn't know what was more scary, when she acted like she wasn't mad and used those stupid sweet words or when she actually enforced her rule.“Hm, she got away this time. I'm sure you two can find her again tomorrow, for now, just go around, gather as much information you can on the others,” She looked at Bard, “Actually, you head to Tolkien's. You need a break,”The two watched as she left the tent, Clyde sighed and looked at The Bard, he looked rough. Like she fought him before leaving, Clyde decided to leave too.-Clyde wandered the streets of South Park, he was moping. He was sad, he was in a relationship that he wanted to desperately fix but he didn't even know where to start and, he fucking pushed Stan. That was eating him alive too.He stopped in front of the bank, he leaned against the foundation and sighed deeply. Clyde Donovan wasn't a smoker, but he sure as hell wanted to let loose at the moment.“Hiya Clyde!” Clyde turned his attention to the voice, Professor Chaos, “PC?” Butters shook his head, “Nope, just Butters! Coon said I wasn't allowed to play anymore, said I was grounded from playin’,”Clyde watched as the blonde tapped his fingers together, “Who cares?” He cocked a brow, “M-Me, I was aw jeez, I uh, was looking for Princess K-Kenny, wanted to kidnap her,” the blonde's face lit up with red.“Dude, that's gay,” Butters immediately shook his head, “It's my excuse to hangout with Ken!”Clyde and Stan stared at each other, “Still pretty gay,” Clyde chuckled and turned forward, “Didn't Paladin Butters have a crush on PK?” Clyde cocked a brow, but he didn't turn his attention back to him.“We-We-Well, yeah but it w-was for the-the canon!” Butters frantically tried to defend himself, it was no use. Clyde didn't care if he liked Kenny, he didn't even care if he was gay. He just wanted to fuck with him.“Hey Butters?” Butters turned his head towards him, “Wanna join my army of darkness?” Clyde looked at him, his face was expressionless, which could be normal and not normal.“W-Well, I dunno Clyde, Professor Chaos is technically workin’ with freedom pals! I don't wanna me-mess that up for my character!”Butters was right, he did manage to get on the Freedom pals good side back in Elementary and now they haven't been playing, he didn't have time to get on the bad side.“No one has to know,” Clyde shrugged, “If you don't wanna you don't have to but you'll be working for Lady McCormick,” Butters looked down and started to rub his knuckles together, “We-Well, I suppose maybe,”No one knew who Lady McCormick was, but it was in the name. The team was told not to say her last name, just Lady or Lady M. Clyde knew Butters would want to work with Lady McCormick. He could trust him.“Cool, just go to Kenny's house. I'm sure she'll be there,” She never told anyone where she went, they all had to tell her where they were going for protection reasons.It was total bullshit.She had eyes everywhere, absolutely everywhere. Hell, Clyde was probably being watched now, by like Brimmy or Kevin, one of those nerds.Yeah, Clyde, Feldspar, and The Bard worked for her, but they were her mission people, the spies that could get close to the others. They weren't just pawns like Brimmy or Kevin.Those two mattered until they didn't, they all mattered until they didn't. The three just were more important until then.Clyde knew Butters would be of most importance, Kenny was a good kid and he was nice to everyone that deserved it, but he treated Butters differently. He didn't even call him Butters, he got his very own nickname.Butters would be treated well.“Oh well, okay! I think I'll get going over there now! Bye Clyde!” Clyde watched as Butters practically ran towards the direction of Kenny's house.“I bet Bebe doesn't run to my house, hell I doubt she's even happy when she arrives,”He grumbled and crossed his arms.He was lonely again, would anyone be at Tolkien's house? Probably, he could always check.-Clyde got to the door and pulled out a key, he was one of the few people who got trusted with that key, it made him feel warm inside. Someone trusted him with something so valued.He opened the door and saw that big orange mess of hair and then a mix of black, “Uh, guys?” He spoke up, not wanting to interrupt more than he already was.Stan was the one who shot up and stared at the other, his jaw dropped, “Uhh, hey dude,” He said after a few minutes of an uncomfortable staring contest.“I'm gonna pretend I didn't see this,” Clyde mumbled as he walked over to the guest room he usually stayed in.Suspicions were proven right, he wasn't completely useless but now he knew that Stan was cheating on Wendy with Kyle. Maybe that's why she was being such a bitch, being with someone.Them being together was just a mess, he respected it. Them trying to fix something that was already burnt to the ground, but now Stan was cheating.He had to decide if he were to tell Wendy and see what happened, or he keeps it to himself and waits until she finds out later.Clyde laid down on the bed, staring at the ceiling. Creases formed under his eyes.“I have to tell her.”

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Bebe Stevens, a diamond in the dust so her parents said. She didn't feel like a diamond, she didn't even feel like a piece of coal. She felt like the most boring geriatric rock.She had to be different from the other girls or she wouldn't be popular or have friends, or even have Clyde.But as the days passed she was losing Clyde.She didn't mean to be such a bad girlfriend, but it never felt right. The things she's done to Clyde, the way she's treated him. Used him, the things she's said about him behind his back to the girls.The things she said about the teen were sad, rude. Down right monstrous.Bebe would pick on his looks, his personality, his smarts. How he got his own mother killed, how he was in bed. How he spent money on her. How she thought he was gay sometimes because he didn't force a kiss out of her in the mornings.Her main thing was about how nice he was to her.Why couldn't he just be more mean? She deserved it after all she's put him through.“Hey Bebe, are you okay? You're kinda zoning out there,” Bebe looked up and across the booth at Nicole, she was sitting next to Red. Bebe was alone, Wendy was supposed to show up. Clearly she was a no go.Bebe forced a smile on her face, “Of course I'm okay, when am I not?” She rolled her eyes and crossed her arms, “Literally every time you talk about Clyde,” Red snickered, “Red! That's so bad,” Bebe rolled her eyes, it wasn't the fact that Red said that, it's the fact she was right.“Hey girls, sorry I'm late,” Heidi, probably the happiest girl who was in a relationship at the table; and she was dating Eric Cartman, “Oh, seems like I'm not the only one,” She set her purse under the booth as she sat down next to Bebe.Red and Nicole looked at each other, Red then turned to Heidi, “Why aren't you with Cartman?” Heidi fixed her shirt then looked at Red, cocking her brow, “My entire life doesn't revolve around him and they are playing their game, I don't want to bother him while he's having fun,”A thing Bebe hated about Heidi, she could have a life outside of a relationship. She was pretty, smart, and super self dependent. It was sickening.“I guess, so that means Tolkien and Clyde are out there too?” Red shifted her body more towards the other girls, “Yeah, sometimes I think he cares more about that game than me,” Heidi furrowed her brows, “They've been playing for a day Nicole?”She shrugged, “I mean, they also played in elementary school and I barely saw him then, but you're right. It's just for the week, though I was really hoping we could go on a few dates,” She sighed and looked around, “We've both been so busy with school, I feel like we're drifting apart. I didn't mean to sound like a bitch when I said that, I just miss him,”Heidi knew she was right, but she should have talked to him about that before blaming a stupid game about superheroes and fantasy people.They all stayed silent until Bebe couldn't take it, “So, you girls wanna hear what Clyde did this morning?” She propped her arms up and smiled, Red nodded quickly. She lived for the drama, Nicole nodded after. She didn't get a response from Heidi.“I woke up with his arm around my waist and then he screamed in my ear, good morning, so annoying,” It's not actually what happened, but might as well have been. When he was trying to be this sweet man, he was being a nuisance.“Then he asked if I wanted food, just call me fat, why don't you?” She also skipped the part where he asked for a kiss, complimented her, and only offered to make her food.He was a gentleman and Bebe hated it, she wished he snapped back sometimes. She treated him terribly, and it wasn't even like he was a good person. He was a decent person. An asshole at worst.He was sensitive, annoying, stupid. Yet he treated her life she was his world and Bebe couldn't take it, she wanted some sort of action in her love life and Clyde wasn't doing it for her.“Girl, how do you stay with him?” Nicole shook her head, “I would have been dumped him by now,” Red shook her head, the blonde turned towards Heidi, who was staring at her with her brow raised. She had that, ‘We'll talk later,’ look.“Hey girls, sorry I'm so late,” Wendy, lovely. It was about time she showed up. She looked fucked up, “Damn, what the hell happened to you?” Red asked almost immediately.“Was playing with the boys and I got kicked by Ike,” She groaned as she took the other empty spot next to Bebe, “Ike? As in Kyle's little brother?” Heidi cocked a brow, to which Wendy nodded.“Yeah, it was for some canon shit and he kicked me. I don't blame him though, little guy was probably freaked out, Clyde is never going to hear the end of it though,” She sighed.Bebe was like a sleeper agent, she heard Clyde's name and all hell broke loose, “Oh Gosh, what has that idiot done now?”Wendy looked at her best friend, “He accidentally pushed Stan down, he hit the floor hard,” Bebe groaned, of fucking course he did.Bebe didn't think someone could be so dumb, then she was in third grade and met Clyde Donovan. Sometimes she thought Butters was smarter and he went by Butters, willingly.“I'm so sorry about his actions, is he okay?” He as in Stan. Not Clyde, even if she got told he was hurt, she'd ask if the other guy was okay before him.She would ask during their meaningless sex, well it was to her. He moaned too much, wasn't touchy enough, then too touchy. Too loud, didn't move in the right way. He was just bad, or maybe she was just needier than she had to be.“Uh, he's probably fine,” Wendy shrugged the topic of Stan off quickly, Heidi rolled her eyes, “You guys just need to break up with those poor boys, they'll only grow more attached and then blame themselves for when y'all actually finally do end it,”Wendy, Bebe, and Nicole looked at her. Red didn't have to, she wasn't in a relationship and she was also a lesbian. She didn't have boy problems, just girl ones.“Clyde treats you amazingly and you left out some important details about this morning, oh but that wouldn't be hot gos now would it? Stan is head over heels in love with you but you take everything and shove it down his throat and break up with him, finding every excuse you can to leave him but you always get back with the poor boy,”All of that in one breath, Heidi changed, she wasn't that loser who got bullied off Twitter, or well her mother's downfall turned to hers.“And you just need to actually communicate with Tolkien, it's really not that hard,” Heidi folded her arms and rolled her eyes. All of them stayed quiet, shame filled the air from the girls.Until Heidi's phone went off, she opened it and stood up, “Eric wants to meet up with me, bye girls.” She got up, grabbed her purse and left the shop.The four of them just stood there, the girls were embarrassed because she was completely right, “Well, uh, I'm supposed to be visiting Craig today, so. I'mma do that, bye girls,” They watched as the red head walked out.“Um well, um,” Nicole didn't really know what to say, she did need to talk to Tolkien but she didn't want to hear that from the girl dating Eric Cartman.“We could head back to Tolkien's house? I'm sure Stan is there and I guess I do need to finally break up with him or at least talk about what's wrong with our relationship,” Then, Wendy got up and composed themselves a bit.Wendy wasn't perfect and neither was Stan, they both had their demons. Stan was drinking, smoking, weed, and his raging depression. Wendy was just trying to find herself and wasn't letting anyone help. Well, also her jealousy issues, short temper and everything going on in her head.It wasn't fair to either of them but neither of them reached out to each other, he would like to change that.“Yeah yeah, I guess,” Nicole nodded and stood up. That was it? Was Bebe really going to be able to fix their relationship just like that? No, absolutely not. Bebe didn't want to fix it. She wanted it to be over.No matter what, she just couldn't end it.Maybe she was scared he would kill himself, or hell, she'd actually lose something important. He was necessarily important but he was a big thing in her everyday life.-Wendy broke off from the group when she got closer to Stan's house, just to make sure Ike was okay. The other two didn't wait for her, they wanted to relax. Which was exactly what Bebe was doing.She was sitting on the comfortable bed, which was a bonus to dating Clyde. A comfortable bed at a rich kid's house.She was chatting up a storm with Nelly as she did her nails, her conversation came to a halt when Clyde walked into the room. He looked anxious.Bebe studied him, did he finally find the courage to break up with her? Such a pussy cop put.“Gimme a moment Nels,” She put the call on hold and sent the phone down, she looked at Clyde and cocked a brow, “So? Spit it out.”Clyde avoided her gaze as he rubbed the bad of his neck nervously, right. He was actually breaking up with her. She deserved it after all.“I saw Kyle and Stan kissing,” He blurted out. That was not something she thought she'd hear from his mouth.She stared at him, no actually fucking way did he just say that.“I don't know what to do, they are my friends but I'm cool with Wendy and I can't just not tell her because it's wrong and it's information I know and only I know- Well you know now,”All she heard was rambling, she was utterly disgusted. Kyle and Stan were kissing? That was gross.“We'll figure it out baby,” She got up and walked over to him, she was already thinking of a plan, “I love you Clyde,” She muttered as she snaked her arms around his neck.She watched as his face went to a light rose color, “I- I love you too beautiful,” He melted into her touch with a smile.Bebe had the perfect plan.All she had to do was wait until everyone showed up, which was only a few more hours.

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The moment the sun rose, Kenny was out of the house. Starting the day as Mysterion. He needed to do some missions from the other kids, he also wanted to pay Karen a visit. Maybe scare his parents a bit to make them tighten up with him and Karen.Kevin wasn't in the picture anymore, it only took a few days after he turned eighteen to leave the house. Their mother was devastated until she couldn't be anymore. She was the money maker and yet, it was barely anything. Though, she finally got promoted to being a server. They didn't trust her to cook.The eldest sibling disappearance only affected the household for a month, Kenny could care less. He abandoned them with their abusive father and absent mother. Two a's and they both sucked.Stuart only got worse after Kevin left, Kevin had to get a job. That money went towards the alcohol their parents drank. His mom didn't force the money out of him, but Stuart did.Stuart was a piece of shit father who hurt his children. Kevin and him got into fist fights every day because of some stupid reason his father found. Kenny had to hold his crying sister while it happened and their mother just wasn't there.Now, did Kenny miss when Stuart went after Kevin only? Fuck yes, because now he was the center of abuse. Kenny refused for that man to touch Karen, so it was him.The main reason was that he didn't have a job, but he did. He wasn't proud of it, but it brought in the money.Anyone who needed to get off just called Kenny, he was as pricey as he could be. His lowest being fifty. He wasn't going to let himself be used for fucking nothing less than that.So, he helped pay bills, got them anything they needed and then whatever toy Karen wanted.He never told Stuart because he knew it would go towards drugs and alcohol. Which was a no go for Kenny, he wasn't going to let his hard earned money be used for something so pathetic.Kenny was two years away from eighteen and even then he wouldn't be free from the abuse, no, he needed a way to get Karen out.He would include his mother but she chose this life, she chose to have a family with that man, she chose for Kenny to be a cult baby.It was nothing to Kenny though, he just had to die over and over again and remember all of it. He was content with it, could have been Karen. He wouldn't wish that on her.Now wasn't a time to think about his shitty life, he was supposed to be having fun with his friends and causing a rift between the heroes and kingdoms again.It was the perfect mix of Chaos.Speaking of Chaos, Kenny hadn't seen Butters all day. Usually he would have tracked her down and kidnapped her.It happened once actually, but he damn well made it seem like he'd be doing it a lot and she was looking forward to it.Instead she had to listen over the radios that she lost her best man.“What do you mean you can't find Feldspar?” She listened as the snuffed voice spoke, “Did you actually look?” Her tone rose, she was getting impatient, “Come back, we'll talk here,” She hung it up and sighed.Absolutely lovely, the best man on her team was missing and they had no idea where he was.“Kevin,” She yelled out for that little loser, he was a good spy. He played Stick with them a lot, so he was a good informant. Kevin came running, “Yes Lady M?”Lady McCormick stared for a bit with a cocked brow, once she realized the idiot didn't know why he was called she sighed, “Anything new?” She said in an annoyed tone, “Oh, uh, no,” Lady M gripped the end of the chair arm tightly.Kevin frowned and tapped his fingers together, “Uh but there's word that Stan Marshwalker is open to talk with you, n-not that he knows it's you,” Well, it was something.Stan Marshwalker, the handy right hand man of High Jew Elf king Kyle, it would be nice to have Marshwalker on their side.“Mkay, where's Brimmy?” She looked around, he was the second look out. Barely, no one really liked Brimmy. Then again, no one really liked anyone else. The friends treated each other like shit but less than the kids that weren't their friends.“I don't know, he said he was gonna go hangout with Red but he texted the group chat that she was a no show, I can only assumed that he's scouting out now,” Lady M rolled her eyes, “Of fucking course he was,” She gritted through her teeth. Which made a whistle. She stared blankly at Kevin, who was trying to hold in his laugh.It was a never ending staring contest. To see who would slip up first, to Kevin's sake, he didn't laugh.“Go out and spy on Clyde, now,” It wasn't uncommon for her to send people out to spy on her own men. She had eyes everywhere. She kept her place on her throne, even if only a few people knew she was on it.Kevin nodded and ran off.The rest of the day wasn't very interesting for her. Wendy betrayed them, Clyde was an idiot, Feldspar left to be with his boyfriend. The Bard got beat up and now, Clyde had texted her that someone wanted to speak to her.It was news alright, especially because he told her to go to her own house for it.She typically didn't do business at her house but she complied, it wasn't everyday someone wanted to meet with her. It had only been a day since they started the games.So, Princess Kenny made an appearance. She couldn't risk being caught as Lady McCormick plus, she was already at her house.The princess sat on her doorstep, she kept a keen eye on her surroundings.It was boring and the area was shit, she was also scared some dude would get the wrong idea. She was dressed up nicely, which was a big surprise.Kenny was poor, yeah but she was good with the girls and they helped make the outfit for her. She got lucky there.“Hiya Princess,” Butters sat down next to her and smiled, “Leo? Were you the one who wanted to meet me?” She cocked a brow as she turned towards him.“You betcha!” He smiled and softened his shoulders, “Clyde told me I might wanna join ya army,” Princess Kenny threw her hand over his mouth, “Shush, don't speak of it out loud. They use this area a lot to pass through,” She looked around then back at him with a sly smirk, “It's a secret Leo,”Butters cocked a brow, “I-I can keep a secret for ya Princess!” He smiled, he was dying inside though. The way she looked at him with that look on her face, he studied her lips. Slightly gaped, her gapped teeth. He knew she hated them, but he thought they fit her well.Yeah, Kenny was a pretty person. Obviously they had their flaws, like every human! But the teeth fit them and made them look cute, Butters stopped himself. Did he think Kenny was cute?They had known each other for so long and they were definitely his best friend, but did he want more? Was Clyde right?Of course he wasn't, Clyde was a jerk who teased all of them about their relationships with their friends. It was annoying but Butters wasn't going to let him have the satisfaction of being corrected.No matter how much Butters thought about how Kenny's lips would feel, or how it would be to hold them close and cuddle.Nope! Clyde couldn't win. Clyde was never right about them anyways, he always said how Stan and Kyle would get together, and Stan was with Wendy! Stan and Wendy loved each other deeply!“Leo?” The Princess's voice broke through his speeding thoughts, “Y-Yeah?” Princess Kenny leaned in slightly to his ear, “I plan on splitting Freedom pal's again,” She whispered in his ear, “I would love if Chaos could be endured into my plan,” She pulled back and softened her eyes.It was a seductive look and Butters was falling for it quickly, “I'm sure Professor Chaos could-could help ya Princess,” He mumbled with a weak smile, “Why don't I ask him then?”Butters was absolutely sure he was red to the face, the way she was talking to him or looking at him. Her body movements, it was seductive and working.“Princess, I'm sure I could help you,” Professor Chaos brought his hand up to her face and cupped it.Butters could be the confident version of himself as Professor Chaos, it's why he wanted to be him so badly. Even if it was a persona, it still wasn't Butters.“Perfect, tomorrow you can go to Clyde's house. He'll take you to our kingdom and you can meet the others,” She paused and leaned into his touch, “You could be my right hand man,”The offer was heavenly, magical. Professor Chaos working with the Princess? It was heaven, his afterlife. He would be able to spend as much time as he wanted with her now!“I'd gladly be your right hand man, m'lady,” He dropped his hand to hers and grabbed it, he brought it up to his face and kissed it gently.The Princess opened her mouth to say something, but her phone started to go off, “Give me a moment,” She pulled her hand away and opened it, of course it was from Clyde.As she read the message, her jaw dropped. Chaos cocked a brow as her face modeled into a more surprised look.“Hold on, we gotta stop playing, I have to go talk to Clyde,” Kenny got up and pulled the wig off, he stuffed it into his bag and started walking.“H-Hey!” Butters got up and followed after him, “Wha- What happened?” Kenny was speed walking now, borderline running, “Clyde is gonna say some shit to the wrong person!”Now Kenny was running, he was going to tell Bebe. Stan and Kyle were making out, Clyde walked in on them kissing.He was going to tell Bebe and she was going to do some shit about it. Something bad and he couldn't watch his friends go through that.Butters ran after her, he was getting tired. The day for him wasn't too interesting, he walked around the town a lot looking for Kenny and now that he found him, he was running away.Then, Kenny ate shit and fell. He groaned as he rubbed his head, “Ken?” Butters stopped next to him and huffed, completely out of breath now.He hooked his hands under Kenny's arms and lifted him up, “Ken- Cu-could ya tell me what this is all about?” Kenny dusted himself off and looked at Butters, “Clyde caught Stan and Kyle kissing,”Butters stared at Kenny with his jaw dropped, shit, Clyde was right and that he is right about Butters and Kenny!Butters was chased out of his thoughts when he saw Kenny running again, he yelled after him and started to chase after him, the sun had just started to set. Everyone would be at Tolkien's soon and Kenny knew Clyde had told Bebe.It was so obvious he told Bebe, that was his girlfriend and that's who he trusted the most. He didn't really know why he told Kenny, but he did. Maybe it would be for information but this was outside of the game.Kenny and Butters eventually made it to the farm, it was almost completely dark by now. Why did they have to live so far away?The door bust open, Kenny stared in to see everyone sitting in the living room.Bebe looked at the pair and smirked, “Great! Now that we are all here, why don't we play truth or dare?”Kenny looked at Stan and Kyle, who were red to the face. They didn't know, they couldn't have known that Bebe the witch knew about them.Stan looked shit faced though, maybe Kenny could stop this.He needed to stop this.