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Hell is fun, they assumed. Hell is entertaining, they assumed but were they right?Â
no
the lonely demon pouts at this thought, sure they got earth. That's entertaining as heck but mainly their duties are in the freaking pits of hell. They can't just leave their post just to go entertainment themselves with stupid human activities. They do one thing that is something humanish but that's different.That's pleasure, not entertain. The only thing that seems interesting to see is seeing whatever the higher demons got in plan. Whether that is they got new demons, got new information from their spies from heaven or meetings with the Dukes and if lucky, even archangels. It's sometimes fun to hear what they talked about. it's like being a kid sneaking into their Christmas presents early or a student peaking at their final grade on a exam.But this isn't really easy to earsdrop to mostly, as these meetings are often private from other low demons. Low demons like that Legion of a rabbit. This can't stop the bunny demon, there is always a way to get in. They are higher than him but they need service so that's where he comes in for. Drinks, refills and taking notes if requested. Eric is use to that type of shit. It's all what they use him for anyways. Although he wanted something different. Something new and dangerous.Everyone has one, or at least does have one or not. Eric knows that heaven has them. Those little human devices but of course heavens device is more superior than the humans and even hells devices. Luckily hell does have devices too, they aren't bad but they aren't great either. It's something that only the Dukes and archangels have but again if you are lucky, even a low class demon or angel can have one. "For work" they say though.This is starting to boil up a idea in Eric's little rabbity brain, he was gonna do something that will connect both enemies together. Something that is definitely gonna kill him. Lets see how this will turn out he says. A new day, a new beginning groupchat is starting....
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Back in his room, well it's a sort of a room. His own space to say, waits Eric on his black cushion bed sitting across from his two clones. Pending on whether he's actually gonna do this or not. It sounds like a good yet terrible idea, you never know what will happen and you just wanna KNOW! This question has to be answered and the only way is to do it. Eric already knew he's gonna get in trouble if this does come true. Making any connections with angels is for burden. He will definitely be killed over and over. Thinking his plans and wondering what to do beforehand and after, he decided to let his clones help along. It's still him. Just copies of him, nothing different. Same brain same body. The original Eric, (#1) looks down at his little phone that has a bunny sticker on it to fits his appearance. Beside him was two clones, Eric #2 and Eric #3. Both have made their own little stickers of numbers to make it more better to understand who is who and who is number 1. "Well? Still thinking about it? The plan, the plan that will kill us probably?" Eric 2 asked as he gestured himself more comfortable on their bed. "We never know what will happen unless we do it" he added. Eric 3 was laying on the ground next to the bed, looking up at the sad ceiling. Weeks ago furfur was "kind" enough to fix the Eric's room ceiling, for um... Letting him "play" with one of the Eric's. It's his way of saying "since you help me, I will help you" in a sort of a way, without actually saying it because he didnt want to. But Eric did appreciate that though, he's a good ally. Not a friend. No no no.... His only friends are his clones and that's plenty. Back to Eric 1 and 2, Eric just blankly stares at his screen, seeing his own reflection from the dirty screen. He had so many questions and he knows he can't ask his clones but if he doesn't know then they don't know also it's unlikely that they have a answer. Eric sighed and finally turns his device on, opening his phone with Judy hops as his background. Nasty little rabbit demon he is, he does know how to play his roles of a rabbit. Besides that he began starting his plan. Eric 2 just watched blankly and having no idea what to do in this awkward moment as he works. "So... Far as we know, the traitor and his pet angel managed to stay together?...but why or how? Are they still working for heaven and hell? Are they Bann from entering heaven and hell-" "will you shut the fuck up?" Eric 3 yells as he gets up from his spot. "They have their own thing! And we stay away from it! Don't even question why they worked. Shax would kill us instantly if she heard us talking about them! Eric 2 just looks at him with a unpleasant face. "Well that if shax isn't in this room sure. when she's not, who cares what we talk about or question about. That's why we don't ask her those questions... Tired of paperwork.." Eric 3 just snarled and looked away, going back on the ground. Weirdly Eric 3 loves being on the floor, like a tired rabbit after a graze in the field. Eric 2 looks back to his original "owner"...or creator? Or whatever, back to Eric 1! "How do you have everyone contact? Do you just have everyone's number?" He chuckled at that though 'damn they really are sluts are they...' . Eric didnt really have all their contacts but each other do like for example, hastur. Hastur has connections to that slutty of a archangel Michael. With that, Micheal has her connections to dumb gabirel and uriel of course but also a new face, or at else a similar one. He never knew their name, even when they met in person but that was accidentally. Other than that, he added them along with the Dukes contact. Hastur, ligur and even shax and furfur because why not? The more the merrier. Eric thought it was smart to not label his actual name. He wanted this to be mysterious and that to not get him in any trouble. He's undercover so he doesn't die. He click and click, making the beginning of the chat. Naming it "burnt potato". Okay look he couldn't think of a cool badass name. Eric 2 suggested potato and Eric 3 just splat out burnt so combine those two and you get burnt potato! Helpful clones right? Boom burnt potato gc was born! Lets see how this will handle angels and demons...
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*You have been added to 'Burnt Potato' chatroom* *HasturDuke joined*HasturDuke: The fuk *cire changed hasturduke name to frog*Frog: wow fuck you*Dagonduke joined*Dagon: ahhaa bitch!*Cire changed dagon name to fishgills*Fishgills: I hate lifeFrog: fukin bitc Things were finally coming together as the three Eric's in their dark and edgy room were laughing on the bed and floor, looking at the chats that were popping up. They couldn't believe that this worked but it's mainly demons right now. Wait until the angels get a hold of it. This could either turn out amazing or worst, either way they just wanna know. It been 2 hours already after the chat has been made. Right now it's only hastur and dagon in it but surprisingly a new icon comes in. Frog: how do I chag the nme Fishgills: never knew you were bad at typing.Frog: Fuk you *Michealarchangel joined*Michealarchangel: oh of course it's your idea of a joke, reckon demons Frog: it s the slu t *Cire changed Michealarchangelto Micheal*Fishgills:well well well what do we have here? *Dagon sends a friend request*Micheal: *deline millisecond* hard passFishgills: fucking hell!!Micheal: stop fucking hell. It's your home forever.Fishgills: Frick assMicheal:seafoodFishgills: whore*Micheal left the chat*Frog: w.ow Fishgills: stfu..đFrog: >:[ This is amazing Eric thought, it could get better anytime soon! Of course he have to get use to adding people in again over and over but that's something he doesn't mind. Also to notice that they didn't even question yet who added them! Eric was smart to stay unknown with his epic name cover. Eric 2# thought it's a dumb idea but Eric 3# loves it so it's 2/1. Now let's see how this will be like tomorrow... Although demons don't really sleep unless they want to and in this case, Eric wants to. He loves to cuddle up with his clones like a bundle of bunny kits sleeping together to keep warm in a burrow. He loves that thought and loves being cuddled. As they drift off to sleep, their phone is already buzzing in text messages from the gc but his phone audio is low right now. He's in a shock tomorrow.
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Eric finally wakes up from his 6 hours nap along underneath his two clones. It was a silent room to wake up too but not too quiet. You could hear Eric poorly surviving fan blowing air and demons on the other side of the door talking or something. The room wasn't really dark, only the lights rays coming from the door is visible and the glow in the dark stars on the ceiling where furfur placed them. He didn't want to say he stole them from a kid so he said that it was a gift. Eric appreciate that even if it's stolen. He likes furfur. In a non homosexual way of course....no homos he says...Eric just remembered that he had his phone on silent and hurried off to grab it and turn it on. There he saw notifications from the groupchat that he kinda forgot about. He opened them and read everything that he missed.*Notifications: ligurduke & urielarchangel joined the 'burnt potato' chat!**Micheal left the chat*Ligurduke: Who's plan was this? Was it you golden wings?Urielarchangel:don't ever call me that again.Fishgills: spicy aren't we?Frog: Ligur the files?Ligurduke: oh right shitFishgills: where's shax I need herUrielarchangel: she's somewhere in hell I suppose.Fishgills:wow thanks never thought of that.Urielarchangel: your welcome.*Cire changed urielarchangel name to golden lips*Goldenlips: wait whatFishgills: AHAHA serve you right Ligurduke: suits you*Cire change ligurduke name to lizard*Lizard: đFrog:awwme Goldenlips: whatever you say lizard.Lizard: đGoldenlips: đEric loves this so far right now. He loves the nicknames that he's totally didnt give to them. Eric 2# stretches and gets up from the warmth cuddle leaving only Eric and Eric3# alone on the bed. "Welp I'm gonna go see what's new for us and what furfur got for us today" he says while grabbing his coat. "Bet he needs more pleasurement from us, pesky horny deer ass.." Eric 3# scoffed at. With nothing to reply back, Eric 2# simply left the room closing the door behind. "He's gone, more fun for us!" Eric pulls Eric#3 into a playful manner n began to play fight. They wrestle each other, biting clawing kicking you know. Bunny fights to say as the groupchat was on.Fishgills: Shax ordered more lurking. You two already know what to doLizard: rightFrog: mmm Goldenlips: thank you for informing that. My angels are now on their way to fix your troubles.Fishgills:fuck no, I mean we have lurking tomorrow. Lig hast dms right nowLizard:fine fine totally Goldenlips:right sure.Eric was still playing with his clone (weird out of context) and successfuly knock him off the bed. "Fucking loser" he said before Eric 3#pulled him down with him. "No fucking fair!!!" He screamed. "Yes fair because you cheated!" Replied eric3#. There they continue to platfight like two stupid idiots rabbits...
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Nights, moons pass ever since that bidden groupchat has been made. It got rocky at first but again it's going very well. Not everyone is getting along but it's better than fighting a war. Seems like the archangels didn't really tell the Metatron (yet) either did the Dukes of hell too which means Eric was'nt getting killed. It was amazing he thought. He managed to keep this groupchat longer than he expected. He loves watching and reading whatever is happening in their. It's like a mini comedy show but texting two rivals.Overtime the groupchat has different problems and fixings but yet it was enjoyable and seem like it was for everyone else too. This time, Eric #2 was on watch on the groupchat making sure to keep in daily with the messages from others. To say the least was fun for him while his original owner and other clone was busy with furfur doing..... whatever that furfur has in mind with them supposed. Lizard: hey goldenlips what's that sparkle on your face? Is it makeup or your skinGoldenlips: why are you asking? Too interested or wanna be a bother Lizard:both if you want it to be, just I don't know why goofy good angels have gold on somewhere on their bodyGoldenlips:it shows class and elegance up here in heaven, something you demons don't need or even care in that matter.Fishgills: rude but okay, I like shiny thingsGoldenlips: I can see why. You are selfish and cruel in things you wantFishgills:well fuck you too! I'm not gonna spend my precious time on golden bitches like you *Fishgills is offline*Goldenlips:truly amazing Lizard: there's only one amazing thing in here Goldenlips: where