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Dan wakes up to chirping outside the hotel room. He has no idea what time it is.It's an odd feeling, not having his phone nearby. Somehow... freeing. He turns his head and sees a blonde bombshell of a twunk, breathing peacefully through his character nose, not a care in the world, not a single thought in that beautiful brain of his.Dan loses track of time once again. He always does whenever he looks at Phil. It must have been at least another hour. Dan walks into the bathroom. He's still zoned out, a slight buzz still from the night before. He looks in the mirror and sees himself smirk. He quickly exhales through his nose.When he walks back into the hotel room, Phil is up. He's yawning and stretching like a lioness. Effervescently majestic.They make their morning sounds, a strange and sacred melody only they understand, like a Phanstos minidisc."It's really nice, actually," Phil concludes their conspiring."Yeah, I don't even feel like I need to see any social media.""Dan, we're finally living in the moment, we did it!" They laugh.Dan calls room service. They get a healthy brunch with spelt pancakes and lots of fruit."I guess we need to get back to it at some point..." Dan looks into Phil's biblically accurate eyes. He doesn't want to return to reality just yet.Phil pulls him back onto the bed. They kiss. "Oh my god, they kissed!" Phil jokes.Dan fondly pushes him. "You were hilarious last night, oh my god."Phil does his infuriatingly cute tongue-laugh and lies back down. Dan lies down next to him."Ugh, we still have to go outside today...""I mean, we're going to have to face the music sooner or later.""I kind of love it that we're not spoiling ourselves. We'll see the reaction tonight.""Knowing them, they are probably still more concerned with our banking situation.""I do love me a sugar daddy...""Dan...""I want you inside me, Phil."Phil doesn't need to be told twice. They lube up and Phil enters Dan like they do every day. They fit inside of each other perfectly. They usually switch it up between the two of them, but lately Phil has been more into topping.The creaking of the cheap Vegas hotel bed now represses the chirping. Dan concentrates on the sound as Phil's huge cock rams into him. A delicious moan escapes him, driving Phil into a lust-filled frenzy. He grabs Dan's hair and yanks him backwards so his back is arched to the brink of its ability."Aah, yes, just like that, Phiiiil..."Both Dan and Phil breathe heavy in desperation for release. It soon comes and Phil growls as he shoots Dan full with his semen. Then he sloppily gives him a handjob which lasts just a couple of pumps before he comes too. Panting, they dry off with the towels that lay beside their bed and get dressed again."Imagine if we'd had sex on that stage," Dan jokes."Now that's something to seriously imagine," Phil jokes. "There would have been lots of medical emergencies though, we can't do that to 'em.""Public health is everything," Dan solemnly agrees, to which they both burst out in laughter."I think we tormented everyone enough for the rest of the year. We need to take their mental wellbeing into account as well." "I still can't believe we did it, Dan says with careful jubilation."Me neither, oh my god," Phil concurs. "It was fucking amazing.""I thought so too." Dan looks at Phil again. How he ever landed that Benedict Cumberbatchian man is beyond him."This just now though, was such a great fuck, holy shit." Phil is still riding the high."It sure was." Dan stares out of the window, the birds outside having reclaimed their number one spot on the list of neighborhood noises.One moment of silence. That's what had been most deafening yesterday. Like a dumbfoundedness. And then everything erupted. The lesbian polycule that calls itself the Phandom cheered and cried, Gerard and Patrick clapped. Dan and Phil quickly went offstage again and kissed a whole lot more behind the curtains, to the tune of a joint medly of two of the most iconic emo bands of all time.Right now, though, only the birds are there to cheer on their cuddling. How peaceful. How quaint.Dan slides out of his pajamas, showing Phil the whole package, and gets dressed. "Come on, Phil! The day awaits!""I have to shower first, Phil protests.""You and your morning showers, Phil.""I'm gonna shower you!""Oh yeah? Why don't you catch me!"They run around the room like idiots and finally, Phil drags him into the shower, if only to see his husband naked once again. In these moments, where no one can perceive them, Phil loves his Dan the most. He's himself, he's weird and eccentric, he's Dan."Did you know I love you?" Phil asks."Wow, Phil coming in with the hot takes this early in the morning?""It's still true," Phil maintains. "Even though I don't think it's morning anymore.""Well, you're alright yourself, Phil.""I know," Phil shrugs in a faux-cockiness."No, but really. I love you. I love you so much, Phil."They kiss. (Oh my god, they kissed!)