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*september 11th, 2001**david, Shannon, David Jr, and Sophia were walking in New York City at around 8:45 am, David jr is being annoying and Sophia is about to beat the shit out of him (even though she’s like 2) then, they all hear a loud plane.* “What the fuck is that?” *david says before looking up at the sky, seeing a plane flying to one of the towers, hitting it.* “Wow…” *david Jr says, looking up.* “shut up! Let me watch!” *shannon says while gently smacking him, then, about 10 strong men surround David and grab him.* “hey! Let me go!” *David says while trying to wiggle out of all of the men’s arms.* “no, you’re going to be shipped to Peru.” *one of the men say while 6 other men walk over to Shannon, Sophia, and david jr, grabbing them.* “how are we even gonna get shipped?” *shannon says before looking behind her, seeing a big box.* “oh..” *before they know it, they get shoved into the box and get shipped to Peru in 3 seconds.* “I guess we’re in Peru now..” *david says while crawling out of the big box, seeing over 30 Peruvian men playing the flute.* “what is that terrible noise, and why is there no plane and towers?????” *david jr whines before he starts to throw a tantrum.* “Haz que tu molesto hijo se calle.” *one of the Peruvian men say before throwing his flute at David, making him spin in the air before flying to heaven.* “what the fuck?” *shannon says while looking up, David jr also starts to fly to heaven.* “well, I guess it’s me and you now.” *shannon murmurs while holding Sophia.* “well, I meant to say it’s just me now.” *she says before tossing Sophia into a volcano, 3 Peruvian men drag Shannon into a school.* “Vas a las necesidades especiales.” *shannon is then thrown into a Peruvian special needs class, she grabs a pencil and starts stabbing a random kid before flying to heaven herself.*