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Heyyyy y’all! It’s be AnonymousTanka, I’m obviously going to be staying anonymous as much as I can just to save face and not be embarrassed of what I’m writing. At times I may give very vague or small details about me but nothing able to be traced back to me. A summary of what will be posted on this account; Basically- I’m gonna be writing impractical jokers ship fics, (i may be a bit obsessed) mainly vulquinn cause Brian and Sal are my bbgs <3. I will take requests in my comments but just because you say it doesn’t mean I’ll turn it into something, every idea may be an idea but that doesn’t mean every idea is a good one. (I’m working on my first book currently, so get hyped if you’re a vulquinn shipper and stay tuned for the first chapter once I’m done cooking it up) Goodbye lovely readers!! And stay tuned, sometime this year it’s coming.
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HIII GUYS! I’m currently working on my writing, planning on releasing the first chapter of my first book reeeeeeaaalllyyyy soon as soon as I’m done writing. I’ve just gotten my motivation back to write as I’ve been busy and my ideas weren’t flowing smooth for awhile. Also trying to make a cohesive story is really important to me and I’ve been going back and forth on some things which is just making the whole writing process take longer. I hope once I finally release the first chapter (whichever one I finish first, YES SPOILER ALERT I’M WORKING ON TWO BOOKS) it’ll help. I just have a bit of a hard time starting things without making it awkward :/
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Lowkey I’m writing as fast as I can with this crippling depression from the election kicking in 💔 Work is actually kicking me in the ass as well, and I only have the time to write through the week on top of schoolwork. I love writing and this is just hobby but I WANNA MAKE YA’LL HAPPYYYY!!! So- to make up for my slow ahh writing speed I’m gonna try to make a long first chapter for my first book! WOOOO! And I know what you’re thinking- “Is he crazy?” YEA. Yea I am. I love ya’ll, I just got off work and I’m gonna go nap. BYE BYE
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OK SOOO basically what happened was I took some puffs (iykyk 😋🍃) and got the most WONDERFUL idea and so much inspiration that I was almost busting with it. I tabbed out for like a minute to look up bridges in New York, trying to find out which one I should use (I’m a research nerd guys 🤓) AND I CAME BACK TO BE LOGGED OUT OF THE WEBSITE AND I DIDN’T SAVEEEEE. In that moment I contemplated wether I wanted to continue living and when I made my choice I logged back in to try and recreate the MASTERPIECE I cooked up. Call me Gordon Ramsay I’m telling you I COOKED THAT SHIT UPPPPP proper grammar and EVERYTHINGGG. Lowkey dead inside that I lost like the best thing I’ve written in five months. We shall now have a moment of silence for the cookage we have lost in this tragic time. ……….ok that’s probably enoughR.I.P. we hope you went somewhere nice, maybe like hell cause god knows it’s better than America rn. Also I guess Trump is finna be president now..we’re even more cooked chat. Fuck Donald Trump YOLOOO 🦅🦅🇺🇸💥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💥💥