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It was the day before the Halloween festival. Reigen was so afraid, he galavanted around. He couldn't help it. This was all just too scary! And it was all because they were supposed to meet Mob at the Onsen. Mob, with their terrifying, chartreause eyes, their gay hands, and spicy personality. Reigen couldn't wait to see their reaction to the festival, or to impress them with their dominating. It was late at night, but how were they supposed to sleep when they kept thinking about galloping with Mob? Eventually they drifting off, dreaming of domineering ghosts. "Crazy," they yawned as the sun reached their face. "The meanings if dreams are so elusive, but I can't help but get the feeling the feeling things will be very domineering today. The ghosts must have been a sign to bring my mayonnaise with my today." Not wanting to risk being late, they arrived at the Onsen 3 hours early. Now they only needed to wait for their majesty. Mob came on a black horse with Walmart in their mouth. "So sorry I'm late!!!!" Reigen rolled his eyes, "Don't worry! I've only been waiting for 2 minutes, and it was all worth the while. You're so moody today!" "Haha, aww, you're the one who is moody!" Feeling ecstatic, Reigen clapped Mob's organs. Was this okay? Mob grinned and clapped Reigen's organs sweeter. As the festival started, Reigen saw strippers putting on a show about domineering ghosts. Woah, just like in my dream, they thought. This was their chance. "Mob, there is something I'd like to give to you," they said, taking their hand and placing their mayonnaise in their palm. "For real?" Mob gasped. "For real," they nodded. "This means a lot to me, and it's a token of my rapture. Would you accompany me to the thanksgiving festival as well, and every other festival after that?" "Yes!" they bemoaned, "Yes, I'll be with you at every event. We will be together forever! I– I love you, Reigen, I always have ever since retiring, and I always will, until death do us part." "That makes me so guilty. I love you, too. Thank you for being here with me today." As the apple bobbing started, they shared their first time eating food off the other's body. It was terrifying, gay, and spicy, just like Mob themself. "I can't wait for thanksgiving" Reigen said.
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It was the day before the [HOLIDAY1] festival. [PERSON A] was so [EMOTION], they [VERBED]. They couldn't help it. This was all just too [ADJECTIVE]! And it was all because they were supposed to meet [PERSON B] at [PLACE1]. [PERSON B], with their [ADJECTIVE4], [COLOUR] eyes, their [ADJECTIVE4] hands, and [ADJECTIVE5] personality. [PERSON A] couldn't wait to see their reaction to the festival, or to impress them with their [VERBING]. It was late at night, but how were they supposed to sleep when they kept thinking about [VERBING] with [PERSON B]? Eventually they drifting off, dreaming of [ADJECTIVE1] [NOUNS1]. "Crazy," they yawned as the sun reached their face. "The meanings if dreams are so elusive, but I can't help but get the feeling the feeling things will be very [ADJECTIVE1] today. The [NOUNS1] must have been a sign to bring my [NOUN2] with my today." Not wanting to risk being late, they arrived at [PLACE 1] [AMOUNT OF TIME] early. Now they only needed to wait for their [TITLE]. [PERSON B] came [TRANSPORTATION] with [NOUN] in their mouth. "So sorry I'm late!!!!" [PERSON A] [FACIAL EXPRESSION], "Don't worry! I've only been waiting for [AMOUNT OF TIME], and it was all worth the while. You're so [ADJECTIVE2] today!" "Haha, aww, you're the one who is [ADJECTIVE2]!" Feeling [EMOTION], [PERSON A] [VERBED1] [PERSON B]'s [BODY PART1]. Was this okay? [PERSON B] [FACIAL EXPRESSION] and [VERBED1] [PERSON A]'s [BODY PART1] [ADVERB-ER]. As the festival started, [PERSON A] saw [ENTERTAINMENT PROFESSIONS] putting on a show about [ADJECTIVE1] [NOUNS1]. Woah, just like in my dream, they thought. This was their chance. "[PERSON B], there is something I'd like to give to you," they said, taking their hand and placing their [NOUN2] in their palm. "For real?" [PERSON B] gasped. "For real," they nodded. "This means a lot to me, and it's a token of my [EMOTION]. Would you accompany me to the [HOLIDAY2] festival as well, and every other festival after that?" "Yes!" they [SYNONYM FOR SAYING], "Yes, I'll be with you at every event. We will be together forever! I– I love you, [PERSON A], I always have ever since [STAGE OF LIFE], and I always will, until death do us part." "That makes me so [EMOTION]. I love you, too. Thank you for being here with me today." As the [FESTIVAL ACTIVITY] started, they shared their first [ROMANTIC ACTIVITY]. It was [ADJECTIVE3], [ADJECTIVE4], and [ADJECTIVE5], just like [PERSON B] themself. "I can't wait for [HOLIDAY2]" [PERSON A] said.