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Reactor.com • April 2024
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The "My Comments" panel in one's personal Reactorspace is gone again. As this seems to be a recurring problem, one would hope that fixing it would be a priority line item.+++++*sigh*I feel like I've fallen into a Groundhog Day loop. On the plus side, within mere hours of my last post, "My Comments" was back. On the minus side, it's gone again this morning.+++++
And now back again. Will they stay this time? Tune in tomorrow, same Bat-time, same Bat-channel….
+++++[site moderator responds, indicating an issue with a WordPress plug-in, and agrees that the issue is exasperating]+++++
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"I think so, Brain, but the comment logs on Reactor are broken again."
[Brain's ears perk up]
"That's brilliant, Pinky! It gives us the perfect opportunity to take over Reactor.com - and from there, the WORLD!!!"
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"Pull the lever, Kronk!"
Kronk pulls the lever. There's a small fizzing noise, and Yzma disintegrates into a little heap of pixels in various shades of purple and black.[very faintly] "Wrong lever!!"Kronk pulls a different lever. Yzma's pixels reassemble themselves . . . but her usual color scheme is reversed.
"Why do we even have that lever?"
Kronk peers at a small metal plate on the wall next to the first lever.
"I'm not sure, ma'am. It says "PULL TO RESET REACTOR COMMENT ENGINE."
"That makes no sense whatsoever!" A pause."Wait a moment - it must be those two preposterous mice, trying to conquer the world again!"Kronk frowns. "But don’t they belong to an entirely different multiverse?"Yzma glares. "When has that ever stopped a mad genius from sticking their nose in where it doesn't belong?"
"Good point, ma’am."