Work Text
Part 0: When One Story Ends...
Michael "Cavs" Cavanagh finishes his final drum solo.Ambrose embellishes on his keyboard.Joey plays his final resolving chord on his guitar.Cook Craig and Lucas Skinner hold each other's hands as they start to jump up and down excitedly.Stu lets out his final "WOOOOOO!!!" signifying the concert's end.The audience begins to cheer. Some laugh, some cry. Some shout for Geese, the opening band, to get back on stage.The lights dim, and the members of "King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard" bow and smile. Tomatoes are thrown at Joey.
Part 1: The Bluesy Jizz
Weezer gets up on stage. Ambrose falls on his knees in agony. Stu says "I guess this really was... A lizard wizard."Rivers goes up to Ambrose and starts making out with him aggressively as the crowd starts cheering. The rest of the band plays romantic music as the two both strip naked on stage.
Daft Punk enters into the scene.
They exclaim "Say It Ain't So!" in their signature robotic voice. Everyone on the stage piles onto each other as they all make loud moaning noises. Geese returns on stage. Cameron accuses Rivers of cheating.
Drama ensues as the audience starts jerking off violently to Ambrose's hot sweaty body. A thick layer of jizz covers the entire mosh pit as Stu ends the concert by saying"I guess this really was a King Jizzard".
Goku walks into the coliseum.
Part 2: The Summoning
Goku and Rivers dap up and create a small earthquake upon contact. Goku says "Let's jam!". All three bands pick up an instrument and start playing "The Mollusk" by Ween. Goku starts singing along with his majestic voice.
A portal opens in the middle of the jizz infested mosh pit and Ween is summoned. Gene Ween exclaims "Who dareth summon us?"
Gene steps over the unconscious corpses on the mosh pit and climbs up onto the stage. Goku states "It was I. And my four favorite rock bands." Gene cracks his knuckles and approaches Goku.
"Do you want to fight?""Yes."Goku whips out his giganchanormous cock and slaps the fuck out of Gene. He is sent flying through the coliseum's walls. Dean Ween climbs onto the stage. Dean says "Damn that was cool, but now we gotta fight because I need to avenge my guy"
Part 3: Geese without Feathers
The other four bands step forward and look menacingly at Dean. Stu starts licking his lips and yells "WOOO!". Goku says "If you wanna be anywhere near worthy of fighting me... You must get through them first." Dean whips out a Heckler & Koch G11. "Fuck you Geese."
He fires at Geese first and kills them all quicker than you can say "105 hp british foster daimler sleeve valve engine".Goku is absolutely baffled at what he just witnessed..Dean aims his gun at Goku. Goku's dick grows a giant magic shield. "I cast Protection! Not THAT kind of protection..."Dean sighs and just kills all the other bands. Dean drops his gun and stares at Goku. Goku stares back.
Part 4: The Warrior VS. The Wizard
Dean prepares himself. He picks up the Flying Microtonal Banana™ and starts playing FE!N by Travis Scott and others. Not even Goku's shield can protect against such blasphemy. Goku is knocked back by the disgusting microtonal/rap/hiphop sound waves. Dean says "You are no match for my power."
Goku levitates slightly."I have the high ground."Dean is immediately sent into cardiac arrest upon hearing this information. Goku says "Come closer... I want to see your death up close." Dean, in pain, crawls on the floor over to Goku. Goku says "That's right... Just like that." A portal opens and Izutsumi from Dungeon Meshi walks out. She uses her cat abilities to jump up high enough to claw at Goku. Goku is immediately reduced to particles, his last words being "That's right... Just like that."Izutsumi transforms into Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad. "Yeah man, it was me the whole damn time!"
Part 5: The Gizzverse Is Real
Dean, in absolute terror, lets out a "WOOO!!!" By doing this, two portals are opened in front of Jesse and Dean. The ghosts of King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard begin to play Crumbling Castle. Jesse says "I guess this really was... a Portal 2." Dean walks through one portal. Jesse walks through the other. They are brought to a psychedelic wasteland full of lizards and wizards.Jesse says "Man, what the hell is this, yo?" Dean walks up to a sign that says
"Welcome to the Gizzverse! I hope you enjoy your eternal stay."
Jesse paces around for a few seconds. "Yo, if we're staying here forever, we gotta start cooking, yo!" Dean whips out his pack of cocaine and snorts it. Jesse transforms back into his Izutsumi form in order to cook food. Not cook meth.An Altered Beast approaches Dean and Jesse. Luckily, Jesse is in his cat form and he pounces onto the beast. The beast is unphased.
"Shit." Jesse and Dean begin to run.
Part 6: Sketches of Wrunsbick North
Jesse and Dean run so fast that they clip through the floor and start falling. They fall back onto the stage they were on before. Dean says "I guess this really was a back - rooms." The ghosts of King Gizzard are still playing Crumbling Castle. Mild High Club appears on stage."Someone wrote this song before."Jesse says "Well, could you tell us where it's from, yo?"Dean asks "Does the 4 7 3 6 2 5 1 put your mind at ease?"Jesse says "You know the chord progression ain't that, right? It's a different one, yo!"Dean remembers "Wait a second... It's July 11th today!" Dean runs to the nearest convenience store that just so happens to be a 7/11."Hey, can I get a Slurpee for free?"The worker says "Nah, you need a coupon for that, yo!"Dean says "...is that you, Jesse?"The worker slowly kneels down and disappears behind the counter. Dean runs back to the stage, with one smuggled Twix bar in his pants.
Part 7: The Discovery
Dean enters the stage to see Pink Floyd there. Pink Floyd starts vacuuming the ghosts of King Gizzard as they are still performing their song. David Jon Gilmour says "This is OUR show now!!!! Muahahaha!!!". They begin to play Money.
Dean sighs. "Awe man, I hate this song! I wish they played Echoes or Dogs."
Jesse materializes. "Yo man, why don't you guys play Another Brick In The Wall?"
David Jon Gilmour brings the band into a circle huddle as they start to discuss.*loud unintelligible whispering*The band decides to play Another Brick In The Wall. Dean and Jesse notice a brick in the wall behind them pop out. They go to look through the wall and they see a beautiful shining record. "Holy shit! It's a p(doom) record!" Dean exclaims with passion. Jesse reaches into his pocket and pulls out a gravity gun."I'm gonna try and pull it closer, yo!"Dean sighs and takes a portal gun out of his pocket."Oh... That works too, yo."
Part 8: Voyage to the Blue Balls
Weezer drops onto the floor from the sky, landing on the members of Pink Floyd and killing everyone other than David Jon Gilmour. All the members of Weezer other than Brian Bell and Rivers Cuomo are unconscious for some reason, most likely due to lazy writing.Rivers yells "Dean! What are you doing?"Dean Forester from Gilmore Girls appears."What did I do...?" Dean Forester asks.David Jon Gilmour says "Gilmore Girls is my favorite show, yo!"Jesse says "Yo, only I say yo!"Rivers gets into a giant fucking rocket ship and leaves. He crash lands into a river and starts to shiver. He finds fried liver and begins to quiver. He starts to swim through the river, but he stops swimming as he's a quitter. He whips his cock out and begins to grip 'er, and he begins his signature move; the "Thriller".Rivers fails to ejaculate and his balls become withered. Weezer Blue infests his balls like a blister.Brian Bell, Dean Ween, Dean Forester from Gilmore Girls, David Jon Gilmour, and Jesse Pinkman step outside the Pacific Coliseum to find Rivers. The gang finds Rivers, sobbing next to a river filled with his tears.
Part 9: The Meat of It
The gang approaches Rivers as he slowly turns around. His face is revealed, and it's invisible. Rivers stands up and yells, pounding his chest with his fists. He gets up and runs towards the gang, ready to pounce."Guys, what the hell happened to him??" Jesse asks. David Jon Gilmour says "Blue Ball Condition. Also known as BBC. One of the symptoms is an Invisible Face." Rivers starts to speak in a deep and ominous voice.
I am no longer ... "Rivers Cuomo" ...
I am now... "Evil Death Rivers" !!
Evil Death Rivers uppercuts the fucking shit out of Dean Forester, causing him to fly up into the air and fall back down, his blood and skin splattering all over the ground. Brian Bell shouts "Rivers! This isn't you!"
"The name is Evil Death Rivers, bitch!"Evil Death Rivers shoots Brian in the head with a .950 JDJ, causing Brian to transform into a People-Vulture. Evil Death Rivers drops a German Leopard II on top of Brian-Vulture, leaving him moderately injured."Yo, you're immortal!" Jesse shouts."Actually, I'm Brian-Vulture" Brian-Vulture says, before gouging out Evil Death Rivers' eyes with his gigantic beak.
Part 10: 2D Country
Evil Death Rivers starts to laugh maniacally."You fool. You missed my eyes! My face is invisible!"He runs away and jumps onto an alligator floating on the river and sleep-drifts away."Oh no!" David Jon Gilmour exclaims. "He's using a forbidden technique! Every kilometer traveled while sleepdrifting is equivalent to eight kilometers in the Gizzverse!""Oh no!" Dean Ween says."Oh no!" Brian-Vulture and Jesse says.Cameron Winter crawls on his feet and hands out of the Pacific Coliseum, half of his skin worn off. "Some people are alone forever." He says faintly. Cameron slowly sinks lower and closer to the ground."Holy shit! Are you okay?" David Jon Gilmour says. "Where would I ever be without you?" Cameron asks before completely losing consciousness and smashing his chin against the concrete floor, thrusting his hyoid through the skin of his neck, causing him to die a slow and painful death. "Chikka-chikka-cha....""Poor guy," says Brian-Vulture, "he didn't deserve this!"Jesse sighs. "Ah, whatever. Let's ride that alligator on that river to chase Evil Death Rivers, yo!" Jesse points at another alligator floating on the river, about to pass by them.
----- CHAPTER BREAK -----
Part 11: The River(s) Chase
Brian-Vulture realizes he is too big to be able to ride on the alligator with the gang."Dean? David? Jesse? You guys should go without me. I'll cause the alligator to sink." Brian-Vulture says. Dean puts his hand on Brian-Vulture's wing to comfort him."You were never meant to be a vulture, Brian.""Okay." Brian-Vulture says, before transforming back into his regular Brian Bell human form."Oh, cool!" Dean pronounces.The whole gang hurries over to the alligator and hops on."Ay, I'm floatin' 'ere!" The alligator speaks in a Bronx accent."Yo, why is everyone trying to copy me?" Jesse says. The alligator starts to Infinitely Rise and slowly morphs into a Steel Sheet Flyer. This time, it's not Lonely."Well then..."
David Jon Gilmour starts to speak.
"We're on a plane... Who wants to have sex?"Alex Brettin from Mild High Club appears."I do."Alexander Brettin and David Jon Gilmour start to strip each other."I guess this really was... A Mile High Club" Brian says. The rest of the gang tries to spot Evil Death Rivers down below.
Part 12: Burndt Jamb
Jesse points down and far ahead at the river."Is that him, yo?" He says. Brian comments; "I think you're right! We're gonna catch up to him pretty soon!"Dean 'gently' bangs on the Steel Sheet Flyer. "Could you go any faster, please?" There is no response.The gang starts to hear some sort of groaning, complimented by loud clapping and thumping sounds. "What the hell?" Dean Ween says."It's just us!" Alex Brettin moans."Could you guys maybe help us get to Evil Death Rivers, rather than participate in a Mile High Club?" Brian asks politely."Fuck you Brian." David Jon Gilmour grunts.
Dean, Brian, and Jesse start playing a game of Dungeons & Dragons together. Dean is the Dungeon Master. "Jesse, it's your turn to roll your attack." Dean says. Jesse picks up a D20."I hope my luck is good today, yo!"He shakes the dice in his hand and hopes for the best. "The suspense is killing me!" Brian Bell says, before losing consciousness, slipping off of the Steel Sheet Flyer, falling into The River, and drowning.Jesse drops the dice. "It's... 13! Could be worse."
Part 13: Thirteen
"Well, thirteen is a pretty unlucky number... It doesn't seem like anything unlucky has happened yet, though!" Dean says."Yeah... Wait, where's Brian, yo?" Jesse asks.Evil Death Rivers appears from below and lands dramatically on the steel sheet flyer."Well, well, well... Look who decided to chase me in this shitty silver airplane. Did you REALLY think you could stop me from proceeding with my evil plan?"Evil Death Rivers states proudly before playing a fucking awesome suspended chord on his fucking awesome looking guitar."Your... Evil plan?" Dean asks."Oh, you haven't heard? I'm inventing a new genre.""...A new genre?" David Jon Gilmour overhears. He marches angrily over to Evil Death Rivers, with his sweaty 7 inch cock hanging out. Alex also walks towards Evil Death Rivers.
David Jon Gilmour smashes Evil Death Rivers' chin with his penis, harshly snapping Evil Death Rivers' neck and making him slip backwards."I was not expecting that." Evil Death Rivers speaks. He takes out his Winchester 1894 and shoots David Jon Gilmour in the shoulder, blasting his left arm off of his body.
Part 14: Everyone Is Here!
David Jon Gilmour casts fireball, directly aimed for Evil Death Rivers' crotch. His pants start to flame up, and turn to ash; revealing his pretty pink and white striped underwear."That's for shooting off my jerk-off arm, bitch." Evil Death Rivers transforms his guitar into a badass Monado blade. He quickly steps forward and slashes towards David Jon Gilmour. He steps back, in time to dodge. David Jon Gilmour double jumps and performs a neutral side attack as he collides with Evil Death Rivers. He performs his side special, pushing Evil Death Rivers into Alex Brettin."Holy shit~!" Alex screams. The knockback was so powerful that Alex is sent flying off of the Steel Sheet Flyer. "Fuck... I'm gonna miss his anus." David Jon Gilmour whispers to himself. David Jon Gilmour prepares for another combo to perform on Evil Death Rivers. "Wait, wait, wait! If you kill me, you'll never find out what genre I was going to invent!" Evil Death Rivers pleads for mercy."Don't listen to him... He's caused us enough trouble." Dean butts in."Yeah, man! Fuck him up, yo!" Jesse yells ecstatically."Prepare your anus, Rivers." David Jon Gilmour says."It's Evil Death Rivers, you fucking twat"
Part 15: Red Ruby
David Jon Gilmour charges up his neutral special."You know, I found a cool little relic buried in the River when I was down there."Evil Death Rivers holds it up to David Jon Gilmour, as light starts to shine off of the relic, practically blinding everyone looking."What the hell is that?" David Jon Gilmour asks."It's a Legendary Gizzard Stone™, of course. It resurrects the members of King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard."Dean, David Jon Gilmour, and Jesse's jaws drop exactly in sync."So, you have 2 choices here, David. I summon the members of King Gizz to fight with me, or you surrender. Either way, you die."David Jon Gilmour quickly dashes towards Evil Death Rivers, in an attempt to attack him. Evil Death Rivers quickly reacts and activates the Legendary Gizzard Stone™. A glorious forcefield surrounds him, the second before David Jon Gilmour gets to him. David Jon Gilmour hits the forcefield and falls backwards."Oh no!" Dean and Jesse exclaim.
Part 16: Happy Pilot
The band members of King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard appear around Evil Death Rivers. Intense orchestral boss music starts playing. Cavs excitedly realizes they're in a Steel Sheet Flyer, and runs to the cockpit to start doing barrel rolls."You must know the difference between a barrel roll, and an aileron roll, right Cavs?" Stu asks. "How'd you know I was gonna do a barrel roll?" Cavs yells from the cockpit, starting to get adjusted to the controls.Evil Death Rivers sighs.
"Hey, guys! I just summoned you for a reason. I need you all to fight for me!" He says, before Cavs flips the Steel Sheet Flyer upside down. "Holy shit!" Dean yells. Everyone catches on to something in order to not fall to their eternal doom, other than Lucas Skinner and Cook Craig, probably due to the author being lazy and not wanting to deal with too many characters. Cavs flips the Flyer back around, right side up.Evil Death Rivers screams in a screechy, girly voice. "ATTAAAAAACKKK!!" He points to David Jon Gilmour specifically. Ambrose starts breakdancing. After 5 seconds, Stu, Cavs, and Joey start breakdancing along with him."Yo, this is lit!" Jesse yells.
Part 17: Dance Dance Devolution
While everyone is distracted, Dean starts searching the Steel Sheet Flyer for something to use to attack Evil Death Rivers."Come on, guys! Do something!" Evil Death Rivers yells."We are doing something!" Joey yells. The members of King Gizz start breakdancing more aggressively.David Jon Gilmour sits on the floor of the Steel Sheet Flyer, entertained by the dancing.Evil Death Rivers starts charging up his special ability. Dean runs towards Stu and tackles him onto the floor."AMBUSH!!!" Ambrose yells and points at Dean on top of Stu. Dean starts punching Stu's face repeatedly. Stu starts bleeding out like a water fountain. Cavs, Ambrose and Joey pile onto Dean."Yo, what the hell, Dean?" Jesse exclaims."Yeah, you interrupted their dancing!" David Jon Gilmour chimes in.A dust cloud appears around the group of men piled on top of each other, wrestling and throwing punches."THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT!" Evil Death Rivers rises from his throne that's magically manifested on the Steel Sheet Flyer. He pounds his sceptre against the floor.
Part 18: Blank Song
Everyone pauses. Dean, Stu, Cavs, Ambrose, and Joey, all piled onto each other, slowly slip off, scattering and rushing to stand up. "This is insanity!" Evil Death Rivers shouts, pounding his sceptre again."FUCK you, Rivers! FUCK you and your evil King Gizz clan!" Dean points at Evil Death Rivers."... Evil? We're not evil" Stu asks, his voice breaking up, as if he's about to cry.Evil Death Rivers slowly marches to the center of the Steel Sheet Flyer.David Jon Gilmour watches intensely."I have a proposition. To all of you. I want you all to join me in overthrowing the Gizzverse!" Evil Death Rivers proudly states his proposal. There are a few seconds of silence. Stu, Cavs, Ambrose, Joey, Dean, David Jon Gilmour, and Jesse all exchange looks."FUCK you, Rivers!" Dean yells."Fine then. I guess I have no choice." Evil Death Rivers says. He begins to wheeze, violently coughing, then calmly clears his throat. "The genre I'm inventing is..."He's cut off. Dean, appearing behind Evil Death Rivers, covers Evil Death Rivers' mouth and throws his head backwards, causing Evil Death Rivers to hit his head on the floor of the Steel Sheet Flyer.
Part 19: Fuck Everything
"EVERYONE COVER YOUR EARS, NOW!"Dean informs everyone as loud as he physically is capable of. Dean stomps on Evil Death Rivers' neck. Everyone, confused and panicked, covers their ears. Except for David Jon Gilmour."Dean, what the fuck is happening?""SHUT the FUCK up and just trust me!"Evil Death Rivers, coughing out blood, reaches for his sceptre. It happens to be a magic sceptre. He barely is able to touch it, bringing it closer to him with his finger."Please tell us what's happening, Dean!" Joey begs. Dean walks towards Joey angrily. Dean grabs Joey's collar and picks him up from it."I'm trying to save your fucking life." Dean says.
"Yo, guys! Rivers looks like he's trying to--" Jesse cuts himself off. Evil Death Rivers has just whacked Dean in the head with such incredible force that he is almost knocked off of the Steel Sheet Flyer. Dean barely manages to grab onto the edge and save himself from falling off. His head hurts so much, he might pass out any moment. "Fuck.. you... Rivers..."Evil Death Rivers casts Eldritch Blast. Dean is sent flying off of the Steel Sheet Flyer, the immense force ripping his skin off as he's floating away.
Part 20: Doom
Dean is gone. Evil Death Rivers laughs. It's not an evil laugh, it's more of a wheeze. You could say he's a Wheezer. Everyone else is shivering and frozen in place.
"Everyone... This is your last chance to join my side. And conquer the Gizzverse with me."Nobody moves or talks."Fine."
Evil Death Rivers speaks;"My genre...is Sadcore Polka."
The instant those words are muttered, Stu, Cavs, Ambrose, Joey, David Jon Gilmour, and Jesse become completely stiff. Their joints lock up and they all fall in synchronization, paralyzed.The Steel Sheet Flyer begins to descend slowly. Since it's actually sentient, it responded to the genre being spoken.Evil Death Rivers begins to wheeze-laugh. The Flyer begins skyrocketing. Everyone, including Evil Death Rivers, slowly lift off and start to float (but still fall, of course) above the Flyer."I'm gonna miss that thing." Cavs says."You're supposed to be fucking paralyzed, Cavs" Evil Death Rivers says."But-""Arandguthkurikarcaniss". Cavs dies instantly.
----- CHAPTER BREAK -----
Part 21: Beckoning
The whole gang, passed out, slowly wake up on a giant island. They have all woken up in large, human-shaped craters. Cavs isn't waking up from his crater."Okay, good. It looks like we all survived." Evil Death Rivers states."Wait... what about Cavs? Is he dead or just sleeping (A History of Bad Men mentioned)?" Joey says."I killed him while we were falling, remember?""Yo, how are we still alive?" Jesse asks."Doesn't matter." Evil Death Rivers dismisses Jesse's curiosity.
The ground beneath them shakes.A large bubble forms around the gang.
"What the fuck is this?" Jesse says."It's OBVIOUSLY a bubble, you dummy" Stu responds."Ooh, it's pretty! And it's so big! But where did it come from?"
David Jon Gilmour ponders.Ambrose curiously wonders if the bubble had trapped them inside with evil intent.
He runs to try and escape the bubble.
"We're trapped inside of it...!"
Ambrose slams on the bubble wall.
At the touch, it feels like a regular bubble, but it will not break and is deceivingly firm.
The environment inside of the bubble warps into that of a rainforest, and the bubble walls begin to evaporate and reveal even more rainforest beyond. The gang now looks around and sees that they are in a completely new biome. Evil Death Rivers inhales in realization."This must be the doing of a... STAND USER!"
Part 22: Evil Death Who?
"What the fuck is a Stand User?" Ambrose asks."It's pretty complicated, but it's basically some guy with weird magic voodoo powers only because of this invisible guy that floats behind him all the time, but he isn't invisible to him or any other people with invisible people behind them, just invisible to us because we don't have invisible people floating behind us" Evil Death Rivers responds.Eerie music plays as slow footsteps approach closer to the gang. A shadow forms on the muddy floor, portions of the shadow being distorted by branches and leaves scattered across the floor."I think we should run." David Jon Gilmour suggests."Good idea!" Stu replies.The gang starts running away from the footsteps."So-- how did we get into this rainforest again?" Joey asks."Rivers said some shit about a Stand User, I think some black magic shit is going on and turned everything into a forest." Jesse answers."Thank you, Jesse." Evil Death Rivers says.A loud noise is heard. They stop running. The gang listens closely and hears soft, creepy breathing behind a bush. A creepy figure is barely seen. They slowly step forward through the bush...
Part 23: The Tragic Moon
"It's the Stand User! Everyone, attack!" Ambrose yells.Stu, Ambrose, Joey, David Jon Gilmour, Jesse, and Evil Death Rivers pounce onto the figure."Did we get him?" Joey asks.It's just Dean."It's just me!" Dean says, struggling to get back up. Most of the skin on his face is ripped off, exposing lots of flesh."Oh, hey Dean!" Evil Death Rivers says."You almost killed me, Rivers!""I thought I did...!"Footsteps are heard once again. The gang freezes up."Nobody make a sound." David Jon Gilmour whispers.The footsteps stop. Dean starts shivering.After a few minutes, the mysterious footsteps and the gang are at a stalemate. Nobody is moving. Eventually, the sun falls down and the day turns to night."Oh no..." Stu whispers. "The moon is out..!!"
At a small glance of the moon, Stu rips his shirt off, revealing a very hairy chest, as he starts howling. Or... WOOOOO-ing."WOOOOOOOO!!!!!""WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"Stu doesn't stop. The footsteps start again, approaching the gang."Holy shit Stu, shut the fuck up!" Jesse yells."Jesse, YOU shut the fuck up! Maybe the guy would've thought Stu is a real wolf, but YOU just went ahead and fucked everything up and now he knows there's humans here." Joey yells. "Why the fuck is Stu even howling?" David Jon Gilmour asks. The whole gang starts yelling at each other. Except for Stu, he just keeps WOOOOO-ing and clawing at the air.
Part 24: Ruin
"Well, well, well...." A mysterious voice speaks. Everyone stops arguing."Look what the wolf dragged in!" The mysterious figure guffaws.He has the voice of an elder, likely 75 years old. He's still hiding behind a dense bush, where nobody can sneak a peek at him."Who the hell are you?" Evil Death Rivers shouts. "I had a whole parkour trial prepared for these guys, and you ruined all of it! Now YOU steal all the spotlight and become the new villain!" Evil Death Rivers complains to the mysterious figure."It is Chapter 3, after all... You were the villain in Chapter 2. I think it's about time for a... Change." The figure says before snapping his fingers. The gang starts floating."Woah~~! What the hell's happening?" Jesse exclaims. Everyone gets pulled upwards as if the gravity around them had decreased below zero.The mysterious figure talks again. "Do you have the ability to make gigantic bubble portals, 'Evil Death Rivers'?? Or to change the gravity, temperature, weather, and environment inside of them? I didn't think so!"The gravity begins swapping back and forth between negative and positive, causing the gang to fly up and smash onto the floor repeatedly."This hurts... I'm too old for this..." David Jon Gilmour says in agony.Jesse remembers that he got a Gravity Gun in Part 7. He pulls it out of his pocket and tries his best to aim it at the mysterious figure through the bush, while his body is being flung around.After a few attempts and smashes against the muddy ground, Jesse seems to have caught something with his Gravity Gun.
Part 25: Pick Up The Pieces
Jesse tries to reel in the mysterious figure with his Gravity Gun. He struggles. He realizes that the mysterious figure must have dug himself in the dirt partially to prevent the gravity changes from affecting him.Finally, Jesse breaks him out from the dirt, and the figure quickly shoots towards Jesse and flies past him. The gravity swapping finally ceases.The gang drops down onto the floor, in pain, and exhausted. They all try to catch their breath.The mysterious figure smashes onto the bubble's wall. Stu starts saying "Wooo... Woooooo..." in a tired and quieter tone.The mysterious figure, badly injured, gets up on his feet slowly and speaks."You fucker. Jesse. I know you. I know your name."He snaps. The bubble around them disappears, as well as the rainforest biome, revealing the regular island that they crash landed on."In case you're curious, my name is Amos."He snaps again, and this time, a smaller bubble that only covers Jesse is created."You try to kill me... I kill you, Jesse."Amos mocks the hand gesture of turning a dial, as the temperature decreases to unearthly freezing levels.Jesse falls to his knees, and loses consciousness in the immense cold.