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Hi. I am Ebony Dementia, for short. My real full name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. And by Way, I mean Gerard and Mikey Way. I'm not related to them but I wish I was, cuz I think they're really hot. I was given the name Ebony for my long ebony hair that I was born with.I'm a vampire with not so razor-sharp teeth, and I am also a witch. In fact, I study at Hogwarts in Scotland! And I'm in my seventh year. Did I mention I'm seventeen?I looooove Hot Topic. So much, my wardrobe's full of clothing from there. Black corsets, short miniskirts, fishnets, combat boots, all that gothic shit! Not to mention my black makeup, white foundation, honestly just anything black and red. Hot Topic, it rocks!Anywho, I was taking my legs for a walk outside of Hogwarts, basking in the presence of snow and rain and the absence of the sun. It's so shy, it's hiding its pathetic face behind the snowy and rainy clouds. Others- ahem, the preps find that depressing, but me? I'm very happy about it.Speaking of preps, with all their coloured ties -- especially the red and blue tie ones, trying so hard to be so gothic like me -- they're staring at me like I'm the walking Black Plague! Why are they even outside with me in the first place, when their only source of happiness is feeling meek behind the beautiful grey clouds gracing us with snow and rain? They all look so depressed, even! Aren't they supposed to be all happy in the warmth of Hogwarts, with the lights serving as a replacement of their source of happiness?I know the red tie preps want to suffer like us goths, by hating the exact things we like and showing off their stupid frowns when we're near! Is it to gain our approval? Or is it their way (get it? Way? Gerard and Mikey Way?) of this thing they call "bullying". If the latter's the case, how come they're against it? Hypocrites.I pull up my left middle finger, my favoritest of my ten fingers, at them. That's right, you preppy colour freaks. Talk to the middle finger."Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice amongst the crowd of wannabe-depressed preps out in the snow and rain. I looked at the voice... it was none other than the man himself... the one and only...Draco Malfoy.Draco. The blonde emo sk8ter boi with all the leather hips. He looks just like Mikey Way, which is really hot. Just without the glasses. I think he'd be unhot if he had glasses though. Mikey wears them better.I sprinted up to him. "What's up, Draco?""Oh, nothing." He shoved his hands into his black jeans.Then I heard my friend Willow call me, and our convo ends there.
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"Hey Ebony, wanna go shopping at Hot Topic with me?""Sure."Willow is my bestest friend. She looks just like me, except she wears a skull clip on her hair with turquiose bat wings (but not like Batman, eugh! That's for preppy nerds), and her outfit's consisted of gothic turquiose and black, with striped arm warmers and a striped skirt. Turquiose isn't my color and it's a contrast to my black and pink, but she rocks in it and makes it look gothic as hell! Did I mention I'm a fashionista?We walk alongside each other, away from Hogwarts and away from those preppy freaks. Sinking our Hot Topic boots in the snow as we make our way to the same place we got them.As we walk the lonely road, she asks me the inevitable..."I just saw you talking to Draco a while ago. Do you like him or something?""Um, hell no! I so fucking don't!" I say as I blush underneath my 5 grams of white foundation."If you say so."We finally arrived at Hot Topic, our go-to destination every time we're done with academics for the day.We're greeted with the warmth of Hot Topic, which is quite disappointing. I wish it was colder in here, for it'd set the mood more when we got MCR and all that shit surrounding us!The cashier, though? She's seen us a ton, but she doesn't greet us or even thank us when we pay for our shit. Guess it's cuz she was a prep when she was our age, and she definitely still practices all that preppy bullshit. What a shame.Anywho, Willow and I were looking around at the studded belts -- that I wish Draco would wear one day... And the many records of our favourite bands we don't have yet. And the shirts and skirts and blah-blah-blahs we could have...Actually, wait, I think I can give Draco a studded belt from here! Cuz I just found the perfect one.I take a red and black belt off the hook. This would soooo fit him so much! It'd take away his resemblance to Mikey Way, sure, cuz the guy wears white studs, but who cares!Willow and I get what we want and take it to the cashier. She pays her stuff first, then I pay mine and...I spot a snail crawling by the cashier's register doodad. I don't know why, but it's already giving me the creeps.I'm already shaking in my boots as the cashier counts up our change. She's taking an unusually long time... and it looks like the snail's slithering towards me. I've never been this scared before; in fact, this has to be my first ever time I was scared at all!After what felt like the last track of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge (if you don't know that album, get the hell out!), we finally get our change and take what we bought -- Draco's brand new belt! -- we exit the Hot Topic and make our way back to Hogwarts.At least that scary snail didn't crawl onto my dear Draco's belt. It was so close...
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Another day, another day in hell.I wake up, hearing snow and rain pelt my windows from outside my coffin. I open my coffin and take my daily dose of blood. So delicious, especially B Type blood. Cuz the B stands for 'Badass'. I don't know if that's scientifically accurate, but who needs all that preppy science bullshit when you got witchcraft?I crawl out of my coffin and take off my MCR pajamas -- which had Gerard and Mikey's Way faces on it. I make sure to give them both a smooch before chucking them into my coffin and pulling up my leather dress and black fishnets instead of pink.As I tie my hair into a messy bun -- I don't know how messy, but it's messy alright -- I see my bestest friendling Willow has woken up too. Did I mention we're roommates?I watch her change into her an all black outfit, instead of her usual tuequiose-and-black fit. That's a change, at least.Then we greeted each other bad morning and went to my vanity to do our makeup together. Black lips, white foundation, eyeliner, done!"So, you were talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday...""Uh-huh? What about it?" I nonchalanted, albeit blushing under my 5 grasms of foundation again.We were walking to the Great Hall of Slytherin as we conversed."So, do you really like him?" Willow asked as she and me entered the Great Hall."Ugh, I told you, no!" I'm shaking in my boots again. I do like him, like a lot, but I'm scared my white foundation will eternally turn red cuz of how much I'm blushing right now!"Yeah, right."Just then... the one and only... the man himself... Draco walked over to me."Hi again."My heart jumped out of its cage."Oh, hi, Dracon," I greeted back, jutting my hips to seduce him."Did you hear that Linkin Park's having a concert near us tonight?"My heart jumped out of its cage again."Oh. Em. Fucking. GEE!" I squealed. I LOOOOOOVE LP. They're my favoriter, though below MCR my favoritest!"Well," he spoke in all his deep-voiced glory, shoving his hands into his black jeans again. "Do you wanna go with me?"I gasped to the highest octave, until there was nothing in my lungs."ABSOLUTELY YES!"
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Draco's a huge fan of Linkin Park. In fact, he introduced them to me and I fell in love ever since! Both with them (especially Mike Shinoda) and him! And it's so unreal that I'm going to a concert with him!The night of the concert has come, and I don myself with ripped red fishnets on my limbs, a different leather dress with corsets all over, and high-heeled black boots.I undo my hair -- which went from a messy bun to an ugly preppy ponytail -- and straighten it so I can make it spiky. You know, spiky buns at the sides. Not as messy as my failed messy bun earlier.My makeup's feeling a little undone, so I reapply my black lipstick and eyeliner. I paint my nails black as well. Just like my soul.Now something else feels missing... how about I lash my wrist with Draco's belt? At least it'll have a bit of me on them once I give it to him.So I did, and it immediately bled. I continued reading Twilight by Stephanie Meyer as my wound painted my white right wrist in all its red glory until it dried up. I listened to Linkin Park -- Hybrid Theory, to be specific -- while all this was going on.And finally, I take another swig of Badass-type blood.I'm ready for my 'date' with the man himself, the one and only, Draco Malfoy!I make my way to the outside of Hogwash, and I see Draco in his flying car. It was plastered with Link Park stickers all over -- and gosh how I wish I could smooch the Mike Shinoda sticker on the driver's seat door! It would be so kewl... but not as cowl as Dragon!"Hi Draco," I said in the nonchalantest voice I could to mask my flusterness."Hey Ebaby," he greeted back. Oh em Gee, did he just call me baby?II hopped into his flying car, at the front seat. Did I mention his license plate was STN-666?He flew us to the Linkin Park concert, all while smoking weed and listening some more Hybrid Theory.Finally, we arrived at the concert. It was already going on, so many people like us. And Chester's singing this time. I mean, Chester's alright and cool. But not as kewl as Mike Shinoda!We push our way to the front where I can admire the sexy hot Michael Kenji Shinoda from up close while Chester's screaming to the crowd.That's when the song ends... and MIkey Shinoda graces us with his sexy voice."Forfeit the game before somebody else takes you out the game, and put your name to shame..."So hot... I thought i'd tell Draco that."Draco," My hand places itself on Draco's shoulder, "Mikey is so hot." I sluggishly point at the Shinoda himself as he filled the crowd with his hottie panty-dropping voice.Then I saw that look in Draco's face, in his eyes.... he scowled, like he was about to cry angry Satan tears. I don't want his eyeliner to be ruined!"Hey, it's okay. I don't like him anyways, you're better than him.""Really?" Draco sobbed, his eyes as crystallic and watery as a blood lake."Really," I respond as he wrapped his arm around me and pulled me into a bear hug, almost crushing my heart's cage. "Besides, he's been with Anna fuckin' Hillinger since 2003. Not like I'd have a chance with him, anyways."The rest of the night concert went by with no further blah-blah-blahs. We drank some beer and bought LP shirts for ourselves, and even got an autograph from Mike Shinoda himself! We also said hi to Chester and another guy from Linkin Park but that's it.Dragin and I got back to his flying car, wearing our LP shirts. I'm at the front seat again, no beltseat cuz that's for preps!And off we went, not to Hogwars... but to the Forbidden Forest...
Did I mention I saw the snail from Hot Topic at the Linkin Park shirt booth? Crazy. I was at the same level of fear as I was yesterday.
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"DRACO! We're supposed to be going back! What are you doing?!"Draco ignored me and landed and parked (get it? Link in Park?) into the depths of the Forbidden Forest. He threw his key out the ignition and walked out, so did I as I decided 'whatever'.I wonder what he's got in store for me... and oh shit! I forgot to get the red studded belt I wanted to give him! My blood might be coming off of it at this point so there'd be no mark of me on it!!I'm still pissed, though. Why in the Forbddein Forest? Are we camping like the preps?"What the hell, Draco?!" I shouted."Ebony..." he muttered, quietly but still audible enough for me to hear it."What?"Draco looked into my limpid tear eyes. With his blood red eyes (which were contacts, by the way. His real eye color is probably the same as mine). I could sense all the bloodshed he's experienced and the torture he's endured and the preps who've bullied him in his eyes... and he's one step closer... and my madness goes away...And he kisses me. I kiss back. We start tonguing each other.Oh em Gee, I can't believe it! This really is a date!He pushes me into a tree and kisses me even more tonguingly. He peels off my Hybrid Theory shirt and then my leather dress, pulling it down to my ankles along with my Satan panties. I do the same to him too, except he's not in a leather dress, and pull his pants down to his toes. I let my potatoes free from their restraints in my gothic Satan brassiere,And finally, he puts his dingaling in my doodad. ANd moved in and out. With my against the same tree we made out on.We banged some more. I was moaning, and muttering occasional Linkin Park lyrics here and there. I'm nearing my orgasm. I'm... I'm-"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!"It was...
The Dumbell Door.
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Draco and I were back in our clothes, albeit disheveled. My Satan panties feel disgustingly wet; I was about to come, goddamn it! Goddamn Dumbledoe and his puritan dogma!As he was shouting swears while spewing out pearl-clutcher dogma -- what a hypocrite, just like the preps at Hogwash -- and driving Draco's flying car with Dracula and I in the back, my eyes started crying blood. They were staining my beautiful pale face and ruining my eyeliner, and staining Drac's grey LP shirt as well."Shh, shh, shh... it's okay, Eboby. I'm still here for you. We can do this."We arrive back at Hogwaters, and Dumbleeduck took us to Proferus Snape and Professor McGee (get it? My Chemical GERARD WAY?) I was still crying into Draco's shirt."What's the matter here, Dumblefool?" Snape asked."THEY WERE HAVING PREMARITAL SEX!""Premarital sex?!" McGee Prof boomed."YES, PREMARITAL SEX! THEY WERE HAVING PREMARITAL SEX IN THE GODFORSAKEN FORBIDDEN FOREST!"Porfessure McGerard sighed. "Why would you two do such a thing?!""Yeah, Draco and Dark'ness. Why?" Snapped Snapped."Because..." Draci began. "Because...I love her."The room became pregnant with silence. Dumbelldoor, Proffesstiutes Snap and McCriminal were still very disappointed I could tell.But then Prof Snaperus said, "Alright, alright. Take the two to their rooms now."Dumblore escorded us to our rooms. Me, rather, since he had to let Draco go to his own room by himself. When we got to our dorms and Dumblore was gone, Draco and I met again for the last time today."Are you okay, Ebaby?" Draco asked. I'm still crying, and the tears seem to not be getting away soon."Yeah, I'm okay."With that, I ignore any other word from Drake and return to my dorm.In the bathroom, I wash off my makeup and blood tears -- all because of Dumb Door! -- and brush my teeth, wishing they were sharp so I would've bitten Dumblydore's ass back there and Draco would continue our lovemaking session. I brushed my hair while singing I'm Not Okay to myself in the mirror.Once I've finished what I needed to do in the bathroom, I get to my bedroom and change into a black floor-length nightgown and black bat slippers. That's when I heard a knock on the door.I open my dorm door and see Draco yet again. He greeted me and then serenaded me with his voice. It was sexier than Mike Shinoda's."Drake? What are you doing here?" I asked when he was done."Just came here to kiss you goodnight.""Aw," I bring my arms out for him, and he hugs me. Then we kissed."Goodnight, Ebony.""Goodnight, Draco."Draco then returned back to his dorm, with his head hung low. I feel bad..."Nice boyfriend you got there, Ebony."I slam the dorm door shut. I forgot Willow was in here. Did I mention Pillow was my roommate?"He's not a boyfriend! He's just a friend!" I snapped, storming to my coffin and slamming it shut."Talk about denial," I hear Pillow stirring her black coffee. "By the way, I saw a snail in the background of your Mike whoever autograph."Oh my Satan.
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The day after the Linkin Park concert -- and my 'first time' -- comes, unlike me last night. I'm jealous.I open my coffin grungingly and step out of it. I take off my black nightgown and bat slippers, chucking the nightgown into my coffin with my MCR pajamas which served as my pillow. I hope I kissed Mikey and Gerard in my sleep.There wasn't any snow or rain today, just remnants of snow on the ground as I observed from my purple-framed tinted windows. And that sucks, cuz the pathetic sun's back again! Oh Satan forbid these colour tie preps be frolicking in the grass again!I remember I'm butt-ass naked, and Willow's probably checking me out. She's quite the weirdo, but it's not like I don't do the same to her too. It's called sweet revenge (get it? The MCR album?)I change into my other set of Satan-themed lingerie. My Satan panties from last night definitely need a wash anyways, they're chock-full of my gunk from my failed orgasm attempt last night. Anywho, I put on a short miniskirt which was ripped and frayed at the hem, a crop top ripped at the hem too adorned with red skulls, and my high-heeled boots from last night cuz I heard Mikey Shinoda's sexy voice from last night calling me to wear them. I complete my fit with skull earrings and I sprayed my hair purple to top it all off.After checking myself out on the mirror and not talking much to Pillow -- but I made sure to greet her bad morning as I did -- I take my vial of B-Type blood and walk my way to the Not So Great Hall for breakfast.I have Sainsbury's Chocolate Bat Cereals with blood as the milk for breakfast. Unlike all the preps in the Hall with their boring cornflakes and oatmeal!I finish my breakfast, and just as I take out my vial for my daily intake of Badass Blood, some fucker bumped into me and made me spill the blood all over my top! Eugh! Now my fit for today is ruined!"YOU WANKING BASTARD!" I shouted at whoever walked into me so dumbly and clumsily. Like who does he or she think he or she is? She or he definitely needs glasses, and they're probably a prep too...I immediately regretted my last words when I looked up... I was looking into the eyes of a hot emo boy. He was all black-and-red, with skin as pale as a metal pail. His hair was all spiky and red, and his makeup... it's like he's crying eyeliner. Which is hot. He looks just like Billie Joe Armstrong but hotter; not like Billie Joe was hot anyways."My-My sincerest apologies! I was looking for my glasses, alright?" he spoke in a sexy British voice. So sexy, my body got hot and my panties almost dropped themselves. I'm so fucking wet for him already."Understandable," I deadpanned, hiding all the wetness I have for him already. "Who are you again?""The name's Harry Potter. But I illegally changed my first name to Vampire."Oh, Harry Potter. Ahem, Vampire Potter. I remember when he was a prep trying so hard to be so emo... and he's now pulling it off quite well."Oh, cool that we meet again, Vampire. You changed a lot."Vampire, in all his slouchy glory, shoved a hand into his jean pocket and carressed his spiky hair shyly. "Heh... you must be Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven, right?""You forgot the Way at the end. I'm related to Gerard Way, remember?" (I wish that was true thogh)"Sorry, it's been so long sicne we've last talked. IT feels like a milennia since we last did.""By the way, why did you change your name to Vampire? Let alone illegally? Like, how can changing your name be illegal?""The illegal part was just for interest value. And my name isn't actually changed. I just called Vampire by now cuz... blood is delicious."Oh em Gee. I never knew Harry- ahem, VAMPIRE, was a vampire! I guess I judged him too harshly."So, you're a vampire?""Yeah.""Cool. I'm a vampire too!""Wow, so very cool. I mean that genuinely, by the way. I'm just so absorbed into my Literature classes that it bleeds into my speech."I noticed his eyes were constantly moving up and down. I can already tell he likes me too. He's staring at my boobs -- doused in the fucking Badass Blood he spilled over me -- and at my eyes.Fuck Draco. Vampire is my major hottie now-"Hey Ebaby." Speak of the devil.I spun around, flipping my hair badassly. "Hey Draco!""I have a surprise for you, Ebaby... will you come with me to my dorm?"I immediately take his hand. "You don't have to ask, Draco. You know I'll always say yes."As we walk away from the Ungreat Hall, I look back at Vampire, who was slouching and looking down at his comat boots. I know he's jealous and sad, but I made sure to wave him goodbye before Draco and I disappeared to the upstairs.On the way upstairs... I shit you not saw a snail. The same exact snail from the Linkin Park shirt booth.
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I sweat to God- no, not God. That's for the preps. I mean to say SATAN.Anywho, I sweat to SATAN. What the hell's up with that snail showing up everywhere I go? I've never seen a snail in my life, but I know they're not harmful or anything, but I think snails scare the living shit out of me! I've seen a real one for the first ever time, three times already, and I'm shitting my boots!But snails are small! They can't do anything to me. They're so small, I could crush them with my boots. Where's the harm in that?There's just something about that snail that makes me fear for my life, though...Draco and I finally arrive at his door dorm. We went in, locked the door, and I knew what we were in for.We tongued passively, my back against the door. Then we took each other's clothes off again until we were just in our underwear. Draco felt me up and unhooked my leather Satan bra, and he shook his ass out of his Slipknot boxers. Weird, but okay.We get to his bed and made out while feeling up each other's naked bodies, and then he shoved his boy toy into my girl toy and moved in and out again.I moaned out Draco's name as I was nearing my orgasm. Finally, I was getting my orgasm. Finally... finally...I orgasmed while he ejaculated inside me -- not gonna get pregnant, by the way. I hate children.That's when I spot something on his arm... a tattoo that I didn't know he had.It was a tatoo of a black heart, pierced by Cupid's arrow and wrapped in red thorns. On the heart was the word... Vampire.I pulled myself off of Draco's boy toy. "You BASTARD! You were GAY all along?!""Ebone, I can explain!""It's already been explained. You probably have AIDS, and now I probably have AIDS too!""Ebaby, you don't understnad... Vampire and I are roommates.""Like the historians say. Fatherfucker."I stormed to my discarded clothes in the floor by the door and grudgingly put them back on -- and I catch a glimpse of that goddamn snail on his doorframe -- and stomp out."Ebaby, wait!" I hear him catching up to me, his dingalingaling swinging about cuz he didn't even bother to put his clothes back on! But I ignore him and continue stomping... to English Proffesure Snap's classroom where Hairy fuckin' Potter was having his class. Fuck Vampire, Hairy is his fucking name now."VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU FATHERFUCKER!"The class -- chock-full of these colour tie preps except Hairy and another friend of mine, B'loody Mary -- all look at my with their freaky bug eyes and colour ties."And who are yousus to interruptus my classus like thisus, Missus Dimensius?" Assfessor Snack boomed."Ebay!" Draco had caught up to me, showing off his dingaling to all the other preps in the classroom and making them wanna cry to their mamas cuz they just saw a penis when they weren't supposed to. "It's not what it looks like!""What is thissus you desirus, Misterus Draconicus?" Prof Snapped snapped but I ignored him.I point at Hairy Potter with my left middle finger. "VAMPIRE, HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU TAKE AWAY MY DRACO FROM ME!?AND DRACO, HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH HARRY?!?!?!?"Everyone in the classroom gasped, in all their preppy patheticness (besides Hairy the fatherfuckin Hotter and B'loody Tyler Moore)."BUT I'M NOT GOING OUT WITH VAMPIRE ANYMORE!" Draco reasoned. Yeah right."Exactly what he said!" Vampire ejaculated. "We were with each other for a brief while, but then we broke up! That was long ago now!"I screamed at the top of my lungs as tears threatened to spill out of my eyes. I ran out of the room and out of Hogwash and off into the Forbidden Forest. To the same exact tree I lost my virginity to Draco on...I lean against the tree, bursting in tears. Draco, Vampi- Hairy, those gay fucking freaks...Then I catch a glimpse of a broomstick in the distance... he's coming towards me... with his horrible red eyes and lack of nose and... that goddamn snail at the end of his stick.
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My bloody crying halted as the man on the broomstick drew near."No... No!" I screamed when I realised it was non other than Voldemort.I tried to leg it out of there, but Avolfemort had casted, "Imperius!" and now I can't move my legs. Thankfully I had my trusty wand in my skirt and I flailed it out."Crookshanks!" I casted as I glared at him, summoning a cat making his broomstick turn a degree towards the ground. I watched as he slowly slid off the broom -- knocking off that snail which was crawling towards him instead of me -- and fell to the ground.I feel bad, but I remembered I'm a sadist so I cacked instead."Ebony!" Voldedemort shouted as he held his between his legs in pain. "Thou must kill Hairy Potter!"I thought back to Hairy, back to everything before the revelation he was being gay with my boy Draco... I remember his sexah eyes and his sexier-than-Mike-Shinoda British voice, and his black-and-red hair and his face that looked just like Billie Joe Armstrong...Maybe I judged him too harshly. Maybe they were gay before me and then they broke up... But I can't!"No! I refuse!"Voldmort crawled up to me and gave me an Eagle, straight from the Desert. It's yellow and black; not so gothic and kewl like other guns but whatever."It's a much needed quest, Ebony. I beg of thee. If thou dare refuse... I may have to take thine beloved Draco out whether you like it or not. Take that as thou will."I gasped at the top of my lungs."How did you know I was dating Draco?!""I hath been blessed with the power of psychic," Dededemort nonchalanted. He was looking at me like I was a stupid prep. "Allow me to reiterate!If thou doth not take the beloved life of Hairy Vampire Potts... You will face the consequences of a dead Dragon."Then he picked his broomstick back up and flew away at mach speed. The snail that was here, however, was crawling and is right near me!"Eugh!" I verbed and stepped back in disgust and fear. Then I ran until I suddenly bumped into Draco!"Oh, now what, mister gay cheater?" I verbed with even more disgust than when I saw that snail crawl towards me -- which i hopefully wish I'm far away from now"Hi Ebaby..." he greeted back. He looked just like Buddy Holly's corpse. "I'm sorry for not telling you about Vampire and I's relationship, which was a long time ago by the way. We broke up cuz he left me for that goddamn prep Britanny.""Oh, cool," I reacted. "I'm sorry for getting all mad at you too. I just thought you were cheating on me with Hairy cuz of your... tattoo.""My Vampire tattoo?" He showed it to me again, and I'm not mad this time. "This was actually for you, Ebaby. I didn't have tattoos when I was with Vampire himself.""Aw, that's so sweet of you.""So, are we back togather now?" Draconic asked, offering me a hand."We are together, Draco!" I took his hand. "Let's go back now."He pulled me to his side and hugged me while we were still holding hands, and we made our way back to Hogwash with kisses. I could tell the snail had caught up to me, though... Aren't these fuckers supposed to be slow as hell?
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Even when I was back to Hogwarts, my fear of Voldemort (and the snail) still persisted.I bid Draco farwell as we got back to our dorms. I entered mine and changed, since my top was still drenched in all the Badass Blood that would've been in my mouth had it not been for Hairy Gay Potter knocking into me like he was a blind prep. I took off my blood-drenched Satan bra and put on a leather top that showed off my boobs in all their booby glory. I also put on a leather miniskirt that showed off most of my thighs, complete with the words 'Simple Plan' on the booty; Simple on the left butt, Plan on the right butt. Call me a slut, but I'm absolutely not. Unlike that prep Brittanny whom Vampre used to be with!Willow made that skirt for me last Christmas, by the way. 'Twas absolutely my December.Anywho, I still felt stressed from my fear that I thought I'd take it out by jamming with my band Depressed Monster Band.Did I mention I have a band? Its name is Depressed Monster Band. I wanted Bloody Gothic Rose 666, but my bandmates didn't like that name so they went for Depressed Monster Band instead. I don't like that we have 'band' at the last name as if we HAVE to let people think we're playing in a band; Depressed Monsters or even my first suggestion would've been better! It's like we're from the preppy 60's! But I've given up (get it? The linkin Park song?) because I didn't want to get into another bloody fight with my bandmates about our band name.People have said we're like a mix between MCR, LP, and Slipknot, which is exactly what we based our musical style off of. At least we're assurred our style is just like them. Anyways, I'm the lead guitarist and singer, B'loody Mary Smith is the rhythm guitarist, Ron Weasle- actually no, Diabolo Wesle is the bassist (though he looks like Gerard Way but unhot. I don't get why Willow's dating him), and Hargrid is just a drummer. I thought about letting Draco and Vampire into our band; like Draco would either be the second bassist (which I've never seen other bands have, and also because he looks like Mikey Way) or our keyboardist since I saw him play piano once and he was sooooo good, and Vampire maybe a keyboardist too. Or a roadie instead, if we ever decide to branch out and go on tour. I dunno what Vampire's good at. Perhaps he could be our third guitar.As I entered B'loody Mary's dorm, which was big enough to be our studio, I thought about what Draco and Vampire are doing. I'm still a tad worried they might as well fuck each other again and therefore Draco would be actually cheating on me while I'm away. But I know what Draco does; he's probably cutting his wrists just like me, and Vampire's probably watching The Corpse Bride. I dunno, but I feel like that's a movie lituraturists like him watch.B'loody Mary and Diablod were juts playing on their guitars and singing while Hargrid was just a drummer in his drum kit. They all look up as I entered the room."Jam time?" B'loody Mary asked."Oh hell yes," I said, deadpan.We began our session by doing a cover of 'Helena', which we've been working on for the past few weeks. We thought we'd give it a few rehearsals before recording and releasing it to the internet and see what our fans think.But as I sung... something struck up in me, and it all came crashing down In the end..."So long and good-"I suddenly sobbed and fell to my knees, busting into tears. My bandmates stopped their instruments and Bloody Mary and Diavolo ran up to me."Ebony! Are you okay?" B'loody Mary asked.Through the feedback of the microphone I dropped, I yelled, "I'M NOT O-FUCKING KAY! WHAT DO YOU FUCKING THINK?! VOLDEMORT CAME UP TO ME AND TOLD ME KILL HAIRY! IF I DON'T, THEN HE WILL KILL DRACO! I WOULD KILL HIM IF HE'S REALLY FUCKING DRACO, BUT I DON'T WANT TO BECAUSE HE'S SO NICE!"B'loody Mary and Diablo -- he turned off the microphone so it wouldn't feedback any more -- looked at me with surprised buggy eyes. Then Draco bursted in."EBABY! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME EARLIER?!" he yelled.I look at him with bloody tears all over me. "I DIDN'T WASNT TO RELIVE THE MOMENT OF VOLDEMORT'S THREAT, OKAY?!"Draconic ignored my reasoning and continued, "HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME?! HOW- YOU BLOODY FUCKIN' POSER BITCH!"Tears were already in his eyes, and he ran off crying. I feel very bad so I cried even more while B'loody Mary tried to comfort me. After a while, I stopped crying and was all fine now, and we rehearsed again.We got our Helena cover through and did our other songs too that we were still working on. Until Dumbly-fucking-Door bursted the fucking door! What's his fucking problem?!"Ebony, what have you done!" he said in his wise voice. "Drac cut himself to death, all because of you!"
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"NO!" I screamed in all my deniable glory. "THAT CAN'T BE! HE WOULD NEVER-""Ebony, calm down!" B'loody Mary put a hand on me, but I pushed her away and flipped my left middle finger at her. I ran past Dumbell Door and to my room, Dumbell Door chasing me all the while. I locked the door, looked around for Willow to see if she was inside, and stormed into the bathroom.I put on my Hybrid Theory record in full volume -- to remind me of Draco -- and took off my clothes, crying all the while. I filled the bathtub up with hot water and jumped into it, screaming and crying.After a while, I took a dagger to my wrists, chanting Draco's name. I watch the blood drip into the bath, and suddenly I craved steak (which is poisonous to vampires like me)I washed off my bloody tears with the bath water and stepped out of the tub. I exit the bathroom and was making my way to my coffin bed to change... when I saw Proferus Snapanus and Loopin right outside my window on their broomsticks! Snape was taking a video of me, while Loopin was masticating... naked!"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS!" I screamed, quickly grabbing my Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge towel and wrapping it around my naked body. "ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT?!"Suddenly, Vampire barged my door open (despite it being locked), slowly pulling down his pants as he ran to the window. He pulled out his skin wand and yelled "Abra Kedavra!" at Snaps and Loopin.Meanwhile, I took the Eagle from the Desert and shot at Snape and Loobin a gazillion times, even though it was damaging my window. Willow can have that fixed with her sand manipulation skills anyway.Snape and Loopin were screaming for their lives, and Snape's camera broke. I was about to aim for Loobin's exposed bazinga when Dumblydore barged into my room."Ebony! It has been revealed that-" He saw the scene before him and screamed for his life too. He took out his wand and shot Snape in the hand, when Hargrid flew into the scene on his broomstick."Everyone! We need to talk.""What do you know, Hargrid? You're just a Hogwarts student.""I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT... BUT I AM A SATANIST!AND MY NAME IS NOT HARGRID... MY NAME IS HATRED!""Thith cannot be..." Snap crisped, laying prone on his broomstick while his hand dripped blood to the grass below. "There hath to be other factoth...""YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I retorted.Loopin sat up from his supine position, his badongdong still upright and bloody holes all over his nude body. He was holding up the Snake's camera."The lens may be ruined, but the tape is still here!"I started feeling faint (get it? the Linkin Park song). I haven't got enough blood... and I'm feeling it. The vampiric urges, they call for me.I remember I'm naked (just with a towel on) and I run back to my bathroom, haphazardly putting my not-so-slutty rehearsal outfit back on and running back, approaching my window and stepping on the windowsill."Why are you doing this?!" Loopin asked. He seemed to focus on Hargrid, or Hatred, rather. He's just a drummer so I don't give a shit about what he prefers to be called."BECAUSE... BECAUSE..." Hagrid paused, dramatically pointing his wand up in the air as he took in a deep breath of air. (I also looked down and saw the goddamn snail from the Forbiden Forest crawling my direction!)"EVERYWHERE THAT I GO! AIN'T THE SAME AS BEFORE! PEOPLE I USED TO KNOW! JUST DON'T KNOW ME NO MORE!"I want to kill myself."What the hell are you waffling abouth?" Snapped asked, afraid."I ACTUALLY MEANT TO SAY... I LOVE EBONY!"
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I stormed back to my bathroom, taking the same dagger I cut my wrists with in my bath. My Hrbrid Theaory record was at the end of Points of Authority at this point. It was great background music for the hell from earlier at least. Especially One Step Closer. I was legit one stop closer to jumping off the window floor when Hargrid sung that shitty rap song and said something pedophillic outta nowhere.If only CHester perfectly sung 'SHUT UP!" when after Hargrid finished rapping.I suddenly remember... Draco gave this dagger to me if anything ever happened to him. And something indeed happened to him, and it'as apparently all because of ME! But Bumbledoor is a lying bastard so I donut beleave him. I was told to use this Gothic dagger on anyone who dares to put a finger on me, but I know I should be with him in the afterlife."Crawling in my skin! These wounds they will not heal!"They really will not heal... if onyl Mike Shinda sung most of Linkin Park instead of Cheddar.Suddenly, I heard a scream above Chester Bennington's screaming. I thought it was Hargerd the Pervert screaming at me to come back, but it was actually Vampire."My scar hurts!" His scar? Oh, I remember now; he used to have a lightning scar on his forehead back in his prep loser days. Food for sch a sexah guy like him.I realised the weight of the sitatuon when Is tepped outsdied and saw him... his eyes were rolled up and his whites were red. All his eys now were blood red."VAmpire! Whats hapening to you?" I concerned, running up to him. I then relised... his lightning scar came backfrom the Dead! (get it? The MCR song? I shouldn't be joking about Hairy Vamp's serious sitatuon... I'm sotry Vampire)"I thought your scare was gone?!""It was! But Diavolo changed it into a pentagram and I just layered it with 500 mg of foundation eery day.By the way... I just had a vision...""A vision? Abot what?"And suddenly I fainted.
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I woke up in the nurse's room, bandages on my slit wrists. Snape, Loopin, and Hargararid the Perverted were with me in the nurse's room, also recovering from the hell I've given them. They're gonna be sent off to either St. Mango's or Asskaban, I have no idea. Either way, that serves them right. Better suffer what they do to guys like them in prison (get it? the MCR song? Not joking about serious situatins this time). Pervy pedos like them dont deserev to be teaching in a school chock-full of hot girls (like me and Willow) and hot guys. And h the onestly preps don't deserve pedo teachers too; the only hing they should suffer from is being preppy and boring and sun-worshippers. Especially the red and blue tie ones who are trying so hard to be goffik or emo just like us when they're just buying into the poser bullshit and are still preps in my eyes. The blue tie ones, especally, with their Shaggy hair that they think is grudge or emo or some shit when they just look pathetic. How the hell can they see shit? Is that their "alternative" for glasses?Anywaysm, Dumblydore had assured me that he constipated the tape of me but-ass naked in my very own baffroom. And by that, I mean he crushed up the tape into pieces and ate it and drank some laxatives and... I'm not saying the last part but you get what a mean. Very weird and gross, but at least he didn't jakking offwhile masticating unlike Loopin!I pull up both of my middle fingers at the three pedos in the room with me. Hargrad especially. He's just a drummer but now... speaking of which, who's gonna be my band's drummer now? Vampire? Does he play drums? I can see him banging some though... (and I wish I would be the drums hes banging)I look to the other side of the broom when a blonde preppy boy in a blue tie came in with a bouquet of pink flowers. Who the hell is he here for?He approaches my bed, and I instantly relaised who he was; Sedric Diggery of prepful Huffelpuffle."Enoby, I need to tell you something..." he said, handing me the flowers."Fuck off, prep." I pulled up my left middle fingy at him. The flowers are disgustingly fragrant and so is Sedric's preppiness. What thhe fuck does he want from me?"You know I hate pink, and I hate flowers, and I don't like fucked up preps like you."Sedric really is fucked up. In my first years at Hogwash, he bullied me for being gottik. After that, he eventually started getting a crush on me and would start acting all nice to me suddenly but I didn't buy into that cuz he a pissy prep. He tried buying me pink flowers TWICE (this is the third time) and I thought he'd stop... but I guess not. This is the third time he's spent what, 11 pounts on stupid pieces of plants that would rot anyways? He also definitely listens to that stupid band Weezer (which my bassist Diablo Weezer unforunately listens to. Why is Willow dating him again? He's quite the poser, to be honest, and Willow hates poser losers)But at least he didn't try converting me into a prep. Unlike the crazy yellow red and blue ties who bullied me in my first years alongw ith Sedric. Also if I remember correctly, Sedric's tie was piss yellow, but now it's blue? OH Satan, don't tell me he's with the wannabe poser emo grunge blue ties now..."Ebony, these aren't flowers... They're roses.""Uh-huh?" I took a closer look at the pink bouequet. "They still look like flowers to me. You know I hate them, except roses.""They are roses, Enoby.""What, are they goths too, prep?""I saved your life!" he insisted. I don't remember seeing a blue tie prep bearing eyewitness to the hell I went through earlier."No you didn't.""Okay, okay, maybe I didn't, but I was there! I saw everything happening outside your dorm, you know? I have this little thing..."As Sedric was waffling about, my mind started drifting back to Draco... oh my beloved Dracula. Why'd he have to be the victim of his own murder? Oh, why, Draco?!After everything we've done... after your introduction of Linkin Park to me... after the sexes we've done... after the Linkin Park concert... after the kisses we've exchanged... and the belt! The red-and-white belt I bought for him! I keep forgetting to give that to him... and now with him gone... I can't.My lovely beloved blond emo vampire sk8ter piano boy with all the leather hips, Mikey James Way... sorry, I mean Mike kenji Shinoda... I MEAN Dracola Malloy is gone. Dead. Deceased. Lifeless. Ceasing to exist.I should've killed myself back there... I should've jumped off the windowsill while the three pedos were panaking about... I should've eaten a steak... I should've taken that dagger to my heart.Oh Draco Malfoy, I'll be there With You soon..."...when Harry carried you to here, I saw a snail crawling towards your window. I know what that snail wants."I snap out of my reverie about Draco. Snail? That snail from Hot Topic, the Linkin Park shirt booth, Draco's doorframe, Voldickmortimer's broomstick, the Forbiden Fruitest? Oh satabn, don't tell me..."Excuse me, Ssedric Fucking Digger?" I said. He dinfenitely was waffling about, why would I-"You were saved from getting a Paris Hilton p-video made of you! And I witnessed it all, right outside your window.""What-fucking-ever, prep. Whether you were genuinely stalking me or not, I'm not spending 11 pounds on your shit-flavoured waffles, thank you. For the venom."Sedrick sighed and pulled out his wand and pointed it at the pnik flours in his hands. "For the last time, Ebondy. These. Aren't. Flowers."He spinned his wand at the flowers and muttering a line from a song I loved so much... from a band I loved much more than Linkin Park... what does this poser want from me?"Well If you wanted Honesty that’s all you haD TO SAY!""Ew, you trying to please me, prep? That's not a spell, that's from an MCR song!""I know, Ebony." Sedric's hair suddenly ruend blak and became Shaggy, just like all these other blue tie preps. "I was just warming up my vocal chords."And then he chanted... drmataically... like he was in the movie shooting for some movie with drmaatic echoey voice scenes..."Petulus merengo mi kremicli romacio... imo noto okayo!"The pink flowers in his hands floatedd above me and turned into one big black ball of flame. I was blinded for a brief flashbang moment, but once my eyes recovered, I knew Sedric's a real emo now. If only he'd take off all his preppy clothes, though..."Okay, I believe you now," I deadpanned, looking ta him nonchalantly.Sedric rolled his eyes. "Anything to convinve your bitchass."I looked into the ball of flame, but all I could see it the black nothingness of black."You see, Enoby," Dumbassdoor spoke. What the hell is he doing here?! "To see what is in the flames... is to find yourself first.""WELL I HAVE FOUND MYSELF ALREADY, YOU DUMB OLD MAN!" Sedric suddenly snapped at him. Dumbelldoor was shoocked, he didn't seem to hav e a headache this time otherwise he would've yelled back. Did I mention Dumbledore gets mad whenever he has a headache? It's no woner hes a swearing hypocritical puritan at times."Besides, you're a liar. A cheat. A bastard. A whore. And you sell seashells by the seashore, Professor Dumbass."I wanna run away. And never say goodbye.
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I spent the rest of the night at the nurse's office, and when nurse whatsername had told me I'm well enough, I make my way upstairs to my dorm.Willow was on her bed, sipping her black coffee and looking quite disappointesd at me. Our shattered window was fixed now."So, what the hell happened in here, Ebony?" she asked."An intruder came in and tried to murder me while I was taking a bath," I deadpanned."Uh-huh?" OH Satan. I could tell she wants to know the real sortry. Her eyebrow raise tells everything."Fine!" I groaned as I started taking off my clothes. "First things first, I was rehearsing with my band-""Uh-huh?""-everything was going fine..." I paused after shaking myself out of my Simple Plan miniskirt. "Until Dumblydore came in and told me Draco fucking killed himself!""Oh, how tragic." Willow's stirring her coffee like whta she heard was nothing! "You're going through the loss of your lovely boyfriend, huh?"I knew I can't deny that anymore. Draco and I have been dating since the Linkin Park concert anyway."Ugh, yes. Then I took a bath to cope with it-" I stopped to walk to my closet and put on a leather dress that's frayed in all the ends. Willow must've be liking the view, but not for long now. "-when Snape and Loopin were on their brooms outside, taping me naked!"I hear a shatter. Willow had dropped her mug."I'm... I'm a tad surprised and unsurprised at the same time.""And can you elaborate on the 'unsurprised' part?""I kinda had bad vibes about Lupin. Not about Snape, though. I always thought he was a cool guy with all his teachings about Stoker, Shelley, Orwell, the Bronte sisters, Allan Poe, Camus, all that literature shit.""Wait, you're a literature nerd?!" I asked, surprised."That's not important right now." Willow stands up to show off her sand manipulation to repair her goffik mug. "And we should be heading to class. Better finish up your dress-up game now.""Ugh, thanks for reminding me, genius." With that, I don my limbs in black fishnets and step into a pair of knee-high high-heeled boots that had pictures of all the hotties I adore -- from Gerard and Mikey Way to Shinoda to Billie Joe Armstrong -- and I go to my vanity to put on my makeup. Blood-red lipstick and eyeliner, done!When I looked at myself in the mirror... I suddenly thought back to Sedric fucking Higgory. With Draco gone, and him turning out to be an prep-turned-emo now... even though he definitely stalks me and has tried to give me stupid pink flowers thrice... actually, nah, never fucking mind. He's still a prep in my eyes. Fuck Sedric and his stupid blue tie and... I think he actually looks good in the blue tie, though. If only he was an actual hottie emo boy and not a poser!-"Ebony?" Willow. That fucking bitch. What's her problem?"Shut up you motherfuckin bitch I don't have time for your bitchass," I said as I stomped out of our dorm. I cannot believe I just said that to my bestest friend...On the way downstairs, I thought back to Sedric again... not about him but about the snail specifically. What does he know about the snail? What did he mean when he knows what it wants? Does it want me? Just like he does?I still have this deathly chill run down my spine whenether I think about it... a deathly fear. I just have this gut feeling the snail is deadlier than a c-r-o-s-s (not spelling it out cuz it makes my blood crawl) or a steak. I don't want to be killed by a single stupid small crawling thing, though-"Hey Ebony, you look kawaii," I heard B'loody Mary Smith say to me nonchalantly. I realise we're at the Not So Great Hall now."Oh, wow, fangs. You too," I said back, nonchalantly.We headed to the Hair for Magical Creatures room, which was now being taught by Professor McGee since Hairgrid was in jail.I saw that Vampite was in the same class as we. He was all sad, and his lightning scar's gone again? Whatever, I know what he's sad for; Draco's gone, and he was his previous lover.I watched him in all his sad and deppressed glory as he grabbed a random Hufflepuff prep -- he looked just like Secrid when he was but a blonde yellow tie prep -- and sunk his teeth into his neck. Must've been feeling faint too. Speaking of which, I probably should've done the same to Sedric back at the nurse's office cuz I haven't had my dose of Badass Blood ever since Draco died. MAYBE Sedirb wasn't B-type but any blood could do at this point. Why can't Willow go back to her Badass hunting part-time job?I approached Vampire when he was done with the prep, who was now convulsing on the ground while his wizard chicken just stood next to him."Hi Vampire," I greeted. "Can I borrow him for a moment."Vampire licked his bloody lips. "Go ahead."I bent over and lunged my teeth into the prep's neck, hearing him casually say, "I find this quite painful"Finally, I felt rejuvenated. New. Alive.I got off of the prep. His blood tasted quite like Badass Blood. Perhaps he was meant to be a Badass but he decided to be a prep instead. How unfortunate.I look at Vampire again. Into his sexah red gothic eyes... they remind me of Draco so much.I looked him up and down, realising just how sexy and hot he was. I remember the sound of his voice, seier than one of the Michaels in my boots.Before we both knew it, we started groping each other. To the point we even started grinding out crotches against each other! Just liek sex, but with clohthes on."HEy!" Professerard McGoogle elled from across the room. "Stop it right there, you horny simpletons!"I got off of Vampire and looked behind me. Professor McGGoogl and everyone else -- even Bloody tyler Moore and Willow were wathing! -- and I almost blanched out of reality.Is uddenly got anger and slapped Vampire across the face before Professor McGee could start her puritanist lecture about how I shouldn't engage in sexual acticity during her classes."What do you think you're doing, Vampire?!" I boomed. "You think you can just touch me and grind into me like theat, when you know I loved Draco?!""Ebony, it was your idea-"I slapped him again. "Freak."JUST AS I was about to exit the classroom, Vampire screamed again. He screamed as viscerally as last night..."Augh! My SCAR hurts!"I turn back and see that his eyes were rolled up again. All you could see in his eyes were red. It's an exactly familiar scene again."NO! Not again!" I ran up closer to him.The whole class were still circling us. They were nearing us as Harry continued eyeballing and convulsing... and I see his lightning scar reform again.As suddenly as yesterday, Vampire got back down to earth. His eyes were black to normal again and he looked around, then at me."Ebont, I just had a vision...""About what?""About Draco... he's not dead, Ebony... Voldemort's holding him bondage!"
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Vampire and I were running everywhere in Hoequartz, looking for Dumblydore. We yelled out, called out for his name as we ran -- and I for a brief glimpse saw that snail crawling my way from the upstiars dorms what the fuck does it want! -- until we were at the same place Dracon and I were scolded for not following the preppy puritan dogma of unsexuality. We saw Dumglebore there."What is it that you want now, you despicable snobs?" Oh no, he's having his headache again."Volsemort has Draco1" Vampire and I chorused.Dumblydore laughed an evil laugh. "Are you sure about that?""I had a vision about it, dude," Vampire explained. "Draco's alive, and he's held captive under Voicemort! We need to save him!""Pathetic," Dumblydore said meanly. "I don't give a darn about you two's dear Draco, OR what Voldemort's doing to him. Not after all the bullshit Draco's committed, especially with YOU, Ebony," he continued, pointing at me."Besides, I never fucking liked him anyway. He's dead. Harry's delusional. Take him to a psych ward or whatever you emos call it."Then Dumblydore pushed us both out of the teacher's loungue of some shit. Vampire was already bursting in bloody tears, and I was mad. Grumbling. Angru."DRACO!" Vampire moaned, dropping to his knees. "NO-O-O-HO!""It's okay, Vampire," I assurred him. "We didn't need Dumb Door's puritan ass anyway."Vampire suddenly stopped crying, and he stood up and ran off. I followed him too."Hey, where you going?!"Where he ran off, was outside Hogwarts. We were outside it now, and he continued running... and urnning.... and running...Until we reached Hot Topic. What for?"Okay Ebony," he said in a coarse voice sine he was crying. Hot. "I just had an idea.""What is it?""You'll see..." Vampire pulled his wand out of his underwear (weird amirite?) and casted a spell... and suddenly we were in a very terrible, gothic-but-not-really -- more like emo poser type shit -- place. It's like a dungeon. It's littered with snail shells too, ew!I kicekd a snial shell, reminded of the snial who keeps following me/ Speaking of which, why? What does it want? Is it some assassin sent by some preppy God or Hitler sent to hurt Vampires like me? Why is is tattracted to me?! Why can't it just stay in its swamps?!?!?"Well, we're hear," Vampire announced. "Voldickmort's fucking Lair." The way he said 'fucking' made me hot.We pulled out our wands and ran off a random diraction, crushing the disgusting snails underneath our souls.Then we heard a voice echo across the halls of the dungeon, "Allah Kedavra!"We thought it was Voldemart, so we ran off the direction of that voice, down a steep flight of stares... until we stumbled upon an even terrible room!And Voldemort wasn't there... it was none other than that fat guy named Snaketail! Right nest to him was the unconscious, possibly and gladly dead, body of Sedric Diggery in all his preppy blue tie Shaggy glory. Serves him right. Fucking stalker poser.But most imporatnly... the one and only... the man himself, Draco was indeed alive. And he was on the floor, naked in his Slipknot boxers and sex-pack, with slits all over his arms and legs! Shakespeare was torturing him!"Rid yourselfs of my sight, you dispecable fools!" Snaketail shooted. As we neared him, though, he suddenly looked at me with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes..."Oh my Satan, Ebony Dark'ness Dementai Raven?" He ran in front of me, dropping the bayonet he was using to torture Draco, and got to his knees. "ILOVEYOUSOMUCHWILLYOUHAVESEXWITHME?!"I look it him with as much disgust as I do whenever I hear of that stalker snail. Speaking of Sedric, I guess I'll never know what he knows about the Snail. Goddamn it."What the fuck? First you torture my beloved Draco, and then you expect me to fuck you?" I look at Vampire for a moment, seeing him pick up PeterGriffinTail's bayonet and throwing it at me saying 'Catch!" I catch it with its blade and place the handle in my other hand, then looked back down at Shaketail."Enoby, I love you so much. Will you please engage in intercourse with me?" he disgustingly begged in his fat Peter Griffin glory."People like you disgust me," I verbed. I then keeled down to his height and stabbed him square in the heart with the bayonet, twisting it. Blood quickly poured out of it like a fountain, and I quickly withdrew backwards to not get any of his Fatass Blood on me. Ew."NOOOOOOO!!" Snailtail shrieked like the pig he is. He got up on his feet and ran around like a pig. Ew. Then he fell over and finally died, on top of Sedric Hickory's corpse. Serves him rite."Snaketail, what art thou doing?" Vampire and I herd Voldickmort's echoing from upstairs. His high heels clacked, and we knew he was getting close. So Draco and I huddled up to Harry and he teleported us back to Hot Topic with his spell.Dracua was shivering in his naked glory. The scars on his arms and legs looked terrible, but VAmpire had some healing blood and lathered them all over his wounds, closing them up so he's back to normal again. I hope the Hot Topic cashier lady didn't see this, or any passersby..."Ebaby,,," Draco looked at me, eyes full of happy bloody tears. "I'm glad to have you back.""I'm quite glad too," I nonchalanted."Alright, you two, let's get back to Hogwash before Draco shivers to death in nakedness," Vampire said.We were back inside Hogwarts. Vampire went off to wherever while Drac and I went to his room. I was feeling one step closer to the edge again. Sedric dying and enver knowing the ulterior motives of the Snail that he knew, Peter Snaketail Pettygriffin the fatass saying he wants to fuck me, the 10th circle of hell that was last night, Willow, the Creatures for Magical Hairs incident... it's all building up!The moment we reached his room, I brusted in the tears again."Ebaby! What's wrong?""It's so UNFAIR!" I stormed to his bed and sat on it, sulkily. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all the preps in here?!""Why would you want to be ugly?" Draco sat right next to me. "Like the preps, especially? They're all fucking sluts, so why would you wanna be like them?""I know!" I slapped my hands onto my face to cover up my bloody tears. "But everyone is in love with me! Like, Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked, Hairgrid is attracted to me, Sedric fucking Dickory thinks I am his one and only true luv, Vampire likes me, Willow probably does too, a Snail is following me, and now even Snaketal wants to have sex with me!!"I placed my now bloody hands on Draco's bare shoulders. "I just wanna be with you, Draco! Why can't I be left alone with you?!""Shh, shh, shh, it's okay, Ebony-" Draco tried to hug bbe but I sllapped and pushed him away and stood up angrily."WHY COULDN'T SATAN HAVE MADE ME LESS BEAUTIFUL?!" i screamed at the top of my lungs, like I was Chester Bennington. "I'M TOO GOOD AT TOO MANY THINGS! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL!? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!!!""Ebaby..."I grunted at the end of my rant, slouching in all my goffik glory."Go away, Drac."Then I stormed out of his room, slamming its door shut.
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I hear Draco catching up to me."Ebaby! Wait! Come back!""Fuck off, Drac!" I yelled without looking at him. "You can go back to your gayness with Vampire now. Go fuck him all you want."I reached my room and entered it. To my miserable dismay, Willow was there, watching some goffik-looking guy singing some preppy-sounding song on our laptop."Welcome back, Ebony," she greeted me with contempt. "You ever heard of The Cure?""The fuck are you waffling about?!" I yelled at her. "Is that some goffik wannabe band? Cuz it sure sounds like one.""They're a goth band, yes, but not wannabes nor posers," Willow said. "I thought you knew your emo and goth bands?""Ugh, I DO! It's MCR, Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Green Day-""Only one of them's emo. One is nu-metal, and two are pop-punk. Get your genres right.""UGH! I don't want another genre war with you!" I yelled, storming into the bathroom. In the bathroom, I hear her say, "Whatever. What band fits in a genre doesn't actually matter anyway."I took off my clothes and filled the bathtub up with hot water and jumped into it, weeping and crying again. I took the grey skull dagger behind me -- the same one Draco gave to me for emergency situations, when he was physically unavailable and I encounter enemies. Well guess what, he's alive now but I don't want to be anymore! The 10th and 11th circles of hell I've just went through are absolutely emergency situations, and I'm the enemy in them.I slit my left wrist, watching the blood gather up and drip onto my bath before placing it to my lips and sucking it upAfter a while of bathing and tasting my Basadd self, I looked at my black MCR watch and realised it's now time for Transfiguration class.I hop out of the bath and wrap my Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge towel around myself, since I know Willow would still be there. Unless it's also her class time and we're in the same fucking class.I come out of the bathroom and wearily walk to my coffin bed, relieved that Willow was now gone. I put my hair in my towel and walk to my closet.I don myself in a pair of one piece bikini with Gerard Way's face on it -- whose sexiness reminded me a lot of Draco and Vampire so I almost cried again -- and a short ripped black dress over it with the Anarchy symbol at the front in blood-red and a spiked belt. I don my arms and legs in ripped fishnets and stepped into a pair of boots that had 'Michael' written all over them in blood-red.I let my wet hair go from its restraints in my Sweet Revenge towel and leave it smack-dab on my coffin bed. I shake it out before finally exiting my room and going downstairs, all sad and depressed as usual.I reach the Transfiguration classroom and greet Professor McGullible in all my sad glory."You're late again," Proessor McGeegee said, disappointed."Sorry," I drawled.I walk over to a table as Prof McGallgladder continued teaching. B'loody Mary Smith was beside me but I didn't care. When she told us to do our work, I created a bloody pentagram on the table with my blood, then I worked my magic to turn it into a black guitar."WOw, Ebony, that's so kawaii!" Bl'oody Mary Tyler Moore said beside me. I thanked her nonchalantly.Then suddenly... the guitar turned into Draco?! And he was still boxer-naked!"Enoby, I love you!" he declared in a gay voice. "I don't care what the preppy and poser fuckers think, you're the most beautiful girl in the world! Before I dated you I was in a constant state of L'apple du vide and misery, but now I want to be with you, for eternity!!"He paused, then he randomly asked, "Does Linkin Park have a love song?""Not that I know of," Willow chimed in. What the hell is she doing here?!Draco sighed, then he ingaled, and began singing..."Becuz toNIGHT WILL BE THE NIIGHT THAT I WILL FALL FOR YOU! OVER AGAAAAIN, DONUT MAKE ME CHANGE MY MIIND!"HIS singing bridge ught me to tears. He sounded just like a c-r-o-s-s (I wish I could spell it normally) between Gerard Way, Billie Joe Armstrong, Mike Shinoda, and Chester Bennington but hot. It was so sexy and amazing.When he finished, he was standing up on my table in all his half naked glory. I squealed an 'OFMS!'.I noticed all the preps in the room, including Profressor McGonadgill, staring at us like we just restarted the Black Death. I showed off both my middle fingers in all their black painted glory while I took Draco's hand and helped him down the table, snapping it in half in the process cuz his ass was so fat but we managed."I love you, Draco," I said lovingly, dazing into his bloodred eyes. I couldn't see the anarchy and despair and war and all the seven dwadly sins that usually reigned upon in his eyes; instead were sparkles and hearts."I wuv you two, eBay."Then we leaned in and started to kiss like we were in A Cinderella Sotry.Just as we pulled away, Puritanfessor McaGaggles began ranting about romantic activity in her classes again, but she stopped because all the goths in the room -- I swear I saw a snail crawling on Willow's forehead but I jose not to dwell on it when my romatic sorty has begun a new chapter -- were clapping loudly to drown out her voice. Serves her right.We held hands again and exited the room, giggling like we just got married (oh I wish). When we passed the halls, I stopped at a poster... A poster for an MCR concert right noear us! In the same exact place Linkin Park pefformed in!"Ebaby?" Draco said when he noticed me stopping and immediately his jaw fropped. We looked at each other"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" I asked."Yes... This... Is a dream come TRUE!" HE yelled."And it's TONIGHT!" I yelled after reading thru the rest of the poster. Strange that they slapped a snail on Frank Iero's face for some reason.