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Okay, after this, you gotta go to bed.OKay- ah uhmOkay, so once upon A TIME after kaffie went to sleepy time bed timeThere was a big buff furry man standing in the cornerThe being wore um a skull mask that resembled a canine skull and he had big voluptuous titsAnd oh did kaffie wanna suck on them(not true) cause like wow. But sadly. He had clothes on and she was like ohh dammit well i just gotta imagineAnd she imagined and for some reason in her imagination she turned the big buff man into a twinkAnd she was like oh damn. Thats way hotter to my mindAnd she went over to the demon and was like “yo wassup”And he replied “why are you in my house. Get the hell out of my house. This house is not for little girls who wear pink little dresses”And kaffie ofc was angry. And her teeth grated against each other like chalk against a board and she huffed and puffed and blew that demon straight out of a windowThe demon um crashed and tumbled down and bashed his head against a tree. He died instantly. And then kaffie was like “ohmgygod thats kinda sad. But i dont really care. This is my house now”So she um took the demons body, she threw it over her shoulder (very strong) she threw it in the bathtub and she closed the door after pouring gasoline all over the floor and she lit the bathroom on fireIn her mind she thought it was a foolproof plan. She walked into the living room and saw that the demon was in his boxers. His underwear was all over the floor. She screamed and picked them all up and threw them in the bathroom. But she did smell them a little bit and thought “damn this guy needs to take a shower. Oh wait he is taking a shower! In hell!!!”Fast Forward ten hours in the future. The house is gone. Its charcoal. Kaffie is now in prison. For 20561 years. What happened during these last 10 hours? Well its pretty obvious you dumb fuck. Anyways. After waiting behind bars for 20561 years. She was let free!!! But now. She was the demon that she killed all those years agoFor some reason instead of becoming a skinny queen she became a buff kingUmSo now she prawled the streets like a dog. She broke into house left and right and door centre. Why was the door open. Well turns out its in the rfuturw and people are srtupid and leave the doors open. And the bedroom in the persons house was 15 kids and all the kids started screaming for their mommy but tht emommy was dead under the bed. So kaffie ofc um lit the house on fire tooNow she was homeless because that was actually her house. And she realized she killed all of her great great great great great great grandchildren (untrue i would never birth) *adopted maybe( no) i hate kids0)))) and she started to wondeer about the demon and her husband and that they were the same person and that all of this was a fever dream. And that actually she just woke up after burning down her house and those were not her grandchildren. Those were her nieces (OOHHHHH) FOR SOME REAOSN. Her sister moved into her house. But then died immediately. Does she know why>? NO! Bcz no one dies for no reason. Which is crazy bcz 15 year dokld 5 year olds fdont kill……….. She killed herself…………………………….. Which is understandable, children suckNow listen up reader for im about to tell you ias heartbreakingOnce upon a time there was a child This childs name was ace (WHOA)Plotwsit. Ace is actually affies child (DOUBLE WO)A) but the was deported back to america and sadyl he died of malaria 🙁Nhyway back to the story i hadKaffiedKaffieKaffieKafiiedKaffieKafieKafieKaffieHse heard in ther mind over and over again about 15 timesMaybe 16 she doenst knowShe realized that her nieces looked like ace and she was having a mental beareakingdown aover itShe seizueres on the floorAauhmmmOne day laterIt was halloween and she was found on the ground infront of the burnt down house and she had deja vu bcz now she was taken to prison for burning down the house and sadly she was also trailed for the murder of 16 other people she doesnt really care the more the perarastietes in her mind forced her during her corpse trail to break into dance and singing which is inappropriate and she was tazed immediatelyAfter this happened the judge judge duty said “NOOO judge JUDY judge DUTY died earliued ythrat dya so ?????????? kafifed” so kaffie ran with her broken leg bc an police officer stomped on it or something and then righ t in font of her was her demon husbandBasically corpse bride. But NOT?????????Her demon husband slapped her face and then she saw blue because it was the demon she killed all those- one day agoShe died instantlyGto pay for her crimes agaisnt ace, those 15 chikldren, her wife, and her demon husbland that she hallucinated to kill she only hallucinated to kill the dmeon one so yeah um no she was getting pride in the eyes of godImediaytelyGod left the bird to her with hhis middle finger it was over the line and the end of the story as she fell off the tiny cloyd and into the pits of her own dismay??? No destruct- destroison The endForeverMaybe for todayOr tomorrowOr after AfterAfterSquirrel come sbvack in he hit game hollowk nightGoodbye Forever Peeing noisesRest in peace Knock knock knock yeah why no not right nowSowhat fine !!!! in a second lemme finish talking to my friendOkay thats all