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Scott sat in the main room on the bed that him and Wallace shared, listening to LOSER Roblox-Youtuber intro music. Scott stood up and started dancing, he suddenly stopped because Wallace walked in on him.
"What the hell are you doing, Scott?" Wallace asked as he watched Scott plop onto the bed after hitting a dance move that looked like a praying mantis being stomped out on concrete.
Scott looked around before opening his mouth to speak; "I was...uh...Dancing, couldn't you see?" "I should be asking if you can see, what the hell was that dance move?" Wallace asked in a sarcastic tone, not really caring about Scott's answer. "Just.....leave dancing to professionals." Wallace waltzed into the walk-in kitchen and opened the freezer, finding some food. Scott followed and whined "Can you cook dinner? I did it yesterday!" Scott's dumb-ass was lying because he passed out on the couch without eating the night before. Wallace scoffed and struggled to open the box of pizza rolls, but then, he opened it. He laid them on a tray and put them in the oven.
"You owe me" Wallace exclaimed, glancing at Scott with half lidded eyes. "Owe what?" "You think I don't know who made dinner last night, you stupid idiot?" Wallace walked out of the room with his arms crossed. His voice fading as he walks through the door into the bathroom.
Scott begins to dance again, this time with a bit of jumping, from the bathroom Wallace hears a loud crashing noise. He rushes out to see a giant hole in the dry wall with loud 2018 intro music blasting in the background as Scott's legs dangle out of the hole in the wall cartoonishly. "What the fuck, you don't have money to pay for dry wall, why would you jump into it?" Wallace shouts, Scott responds with a groan. "Quit breaking things you can't pay for, last week you broke the bed frame we had JUST got, you stupid retard" Wallace continues to shout before laying down on the mattress. He turns over and falls asleep while Scott is passed out in the wall hole. !!**THE NEXT DAY**!!! Scott wakes up covered in powdered wall "W-what happened?" He mumbles because hes retarded. "You jumped into the wall you feral cricket" Wallace helped Scott out of the rubble that he caused. Scott dusted himself off before going to the bathroom and getting in the shower to clean himself off because it looked like he was covered in 10 pounds of pure cocaine. Not to long after Scott walked out with a towel around him, leaning in front of the oven to eat one of the cold pizza rolls from last night, Wallace watched. "Uh...Wallace I have something Important to ask you...."
Wallace perks up "Yes, Scott?"
"how did you....only manage to burn the inside of the pizza roll but the outside is still completely...frozen?" Scott questioned Wallace, Wallace put his finger on his lips, signaling Scott to shut the fuck up and eat the pizza rolls.
Scott pushed some buttons on the oven, attempting to reheat the pizza rolls that were ALREADY FUCKING BURNT, way to go you dumb idiot, he hit broil and the oven burst into flames. Scott sighed and stood back, throwing a cup of water at the fire, Wallace turned around and smacked Scott. Wallace grabbed the fire extinguisher and put out the fire because he's goated and very smart. He looked over at Scott and groaned "WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST NIGHT???"
"Was I conscious?" Asked Scott, scratching his head in confusion
"Scott, I don't care, you are making the bunker a WRECK, it's pissing me off." Wallace gives Scott an evil, devious glare. Scott looks around "Look, I'm sorry, dude" Scott gives Wallace a smooch on the cheek, Wallace scoffed once more but he enjoyed it. Scott walked out of the front door to check the mail, there was a weird letter, he opened it, basically it said SCOTT was getting evicted and all of his shit needs to be out of the apartment by April 16th, that was 3 weeks from then. Scott ran inside, asking Wallace to tell him why he was getting kicked out.
"Hmm let's see, you jumped through the wall and set the kitchen on fire, those ring any bells?" Asked Wallace with a completely straight face, his eyes still half-lidded per-usual. Scott paces back and forth "Who am I gonna live with now, Oh my God!"
"Scott, your parents live across the street" "Oh yeaahh" Scott realizes and begins to pack his bags (Which isn't very much) and walks across the street to his parents house, which is where Scott lives to this day
THE END!!!