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It was a fine evening in Wooyoung’s dorm. Him and his two other roommates, Yeonjun and Changbin, were hanging out in the common room. Watching a movie that none of them were finding interesting enough to keep up with as they were all too busy showing each other funny cat memes from Instagram.Wooyoung, in particular, feeling way too bored spoke up, “I feel like my life is too empty.”Both Changbin and Yeonjun raised an eyebrow at him.“You’re such a drama queen,” Changbin rolled his eyes as Yeonjun laughed and pounced on Wooyoung to cuddle him, making him squeal out loud.“Hey! Oh my god, Junnie, you are too heavy,” Wooyoung muttered, making Yeonjun gasp and smack him, “And I am not being a drama queen! My life is dry!”“Hearing an extrovert with ten thousand friends all over the university is a little bit concerning,” Yeonjun murmured as him and Wooyoung settled in a more comfortable cuddle position.“See? As you should, I am way too bored these days,” Wooyoung sighed as he looked at Changbin who shrugged, “Not me, buddy. I don’t know what can help.”Wooyoung let out another deep sigh before going back to scroll through his phone.For a while now, Wooyoung had been feeling like his life was too stagnant. He felt like there was nothing keeping him alive – or as he’d like to say it ‘I am nothing but an empty vessel.’ Okay, Wooyoung was a little bit dramatic but only sometimes! Or he’d like to argue as such. But no matter how much Changbin and Yeonjun clowned his dramatic ass, they couldn’t help but admit that they have noticed his spirits getting lower.He had always craved that feeling of surprise. If that was the word, that is. He enjoyed life when it had a lot to give him. But then there were times, when life was too quiet for his liking. He knew. He knew he should be able to go through those silent, small waves of life with the same enthusiasm he did with the larger, louder waves. But floating the ocean of life, wasn’t exhilarating. Surfing and battling the emotions of the ocean was.And so, Wooyoung decided. If the life wasn’t going to give him that feeling… he’d make it himself.…“You’re insane and dumb and I love it,” Changbin grinned at Wooyoung, as he finished explaining his plan. They were sitting in the university’s cafeteria, their classes had just got over – so they decided to spend some good old time with each other. Or maybe they were just hungry, we’d never know.“Are you complimenting me or insulting me?” Wooyoung deadpanned as Yeonjun draped a hand over his shoulder, sipping his juice.“You sure you want to do this? I mean, I get that you feel like life hasn’t been exciting lately, but you really sure about this?” Yeonjun asked.Wooyoung sighed, “I mean, it sounds fun. And it has been a while since I have been this excited about something in life. I guess, what could go wrong?”“A serial killer might end up with your phone number.”Wooyoung rolled his eyes at Changbin’s words.“Very funny.”“Actually, it can happen,” Yeonjun spoke in a firmer voice before sighing, “But we both know, once you are dead set of something, it’s like talking to a wall to talk you out of it. So, I am going to ask you only one thing.”Wooyoung stifled a laugh at Yeonjun’s words, he wasn’t entirely wrong after all. Wooyoung knew how stubborn he could get on a good day, bad days were out of conversation. But the last few words caught his attention, “And that is?”“You keep us updated,” Changbin said as he leaned forward on the table, crossing his hands on top of it.“And we mean, like, if you even feel like something is off. Please, tell us. Talk to us. You are more than just a random roommate for us and we do care,” Yeonjun added with a smile.And if Wooyoung felt like he could cry, he draped two napkins on his eyes and cursed them off.…Wooyoung was sitting on his bed, staring at his phone. He was one click away from doing it. One click away from committing to his plan.“Fuck it.” He murmured at last, before pressing his thumb on the button that stated ‘create’.
You created a group chat ‘i’m sure we’re all confused’
i’m sure we’re all confused
Dude #58:
…Who is this?And… Where am I?No actually WHY am I here?
Dude #56:
:DWho are you all nice people?
Dude #58:
What makes you think I am a nice person?WE DON’T EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER
Dude #57:
Uh, where am I?And, yeah, I am confused.
Dude #58:
Who added us?Wait, @***-****-*55, yo. Hi. Explain.
Dude #56:
lmaoI was so confused for a second cause I thought you were tagging me
Dude #57:
lmaosameI was like that’s my number- oh, last digit is different
Dude #56:
Same bruh lol what a coincidence…
Dude #57:
…
Dude #58:
…Oh, wowAll the members in this group have the same first nine digits.
Wooyo:
now, you may all be wondering oh-nevermind, :D you figured it out!
Dude #58:
WHO are you?! And how did you get my number???
Wooyo:
Hi, I am Wooyoung :DNice to meet you
Dude #56:
HiiI am San :Dwould like it if you could change my name hehe
Wooyo:
Of course!
Wooyo changed ‘Dude #56’ to ‘Sannie’
Sannie:
aww, I like that nickname!
Dude #58:
What did I just witness?
Sannie:
the blooming of a new friendship!
Wooyo:
yeah!!!oh, to answer your other question … I just added everyone with the same first 9 digits as mine
Dude #58:
…You just… woke up one day… and decided to do this…????
Wooyo:
Yeah
Dude #57:
That is so chaotic. Count me in.I am Yunho!!
Wooyo changed ‘Dude #57’ to ‘Yunnie’
Yunnie:
Lmaooodo you just come up with nicknames in a whim???
Wooyo:
i live life in fast lane
Dude #58:
I have never been so concerned for a group of people I have never met, what the fuck
Dude #53:
…alright that’s it. i’m calling the goddamn police i can’t do this
Dude #58:
Finally. SOMEONE with common sense.
Dude #52:
I was lurking around but hello
Dude #58:
… Not creepy at all.
Dude #54:
What on earth is this and why am I here?
Wooyo:
greetings new people!I am Wooyoung!! you can call me wooyo or youngie :D
Dude #53:
or how about I call the police
Dude #58:
the police might get a headache
Dude #52:
alright. how about we just introduce ourselves???
Dude #53:
I don't even know you guys????????
Dude #52:
which is why we 'introduce' ourselves???
Dude #58:
god give me the strengthI am Mingi. can I leave?
Wooyo:
NO
Wooyo changed ‘Dude #58’ to ‘Mangi’
Mangi:
I don’t know how to feel about having my name butchered like that
Dude #52:
I am Seonghwa! Hwa works just fine :D
Wooyo changed ‘Dude #52’ to ‘Hwa’
Dude #53:
haishI am Jongho
Wooyo changed ‘Dude #53’ to ‘Jongie’
Jongie:
don’t even THINK about giving me a nicknamei-wtf
Sannie:
I am cryinghe was so FAST
Yunnie:
fast and furious wooyo
Wooyo:
hehehenowall that’s leftis@***-****-*51 and @***-****-*54who are youuuuI wanna knoowwww
Hwa:
maybe they are busy but hey serious questionis any of you a serial killer
Mangi:
what makes you think I’d tell you if I were one??????
Hwa:
…… are you?
Mangi:
what? no! I was making a point!
Sannie:
a pointgasplike a target?!
Mangi:
I know you did NOT just type out gasp
Yunnie:
why?gaspis sannie your target?!
Sannie:
noooooI am too young to die!
Jongie:
how old are you?
Sannie:
turned 25 this year :D hehe why
Jongie:
you’re older than meyou can die
Sannie:
???????
Wooyo:
THE WHEEZE I LET OUTLMAO
Yunnie:
I AM CRYING REAL TEARS
Mangi:
you can cry fake tears?
Hwa:
y’all are a jolly bunch
Sannie:
MANGI IS TRYING TO KILL MEJONGHO JUST APPROVEDAND YOU CALL US A JOLLY BUNCH?!
Mangi:
first of all, it is Mingisecond of all, I’d rather not kill you
Sannie:
aww you DO care
Mangi:
I’d have to rip off your vocal cord before killing you or you’d scream bloody murder and I am too lazy for all that
Sannie:
…I spoke too soon
Yunnie:
I just walked into a pole yall
Hwa:
why are you looking at your phone and walking?!
Yunnie:
because life is thrilling like that
Wooyo:
YOU get me
Dude #54:
I am too scared to even introduce myself wtf
Wooyo:
we are a jolly bunch like hwa pointed out!gasp
Wooyo changed group name to ‘the jolly bunch’
Mangi:
NO FOR REAL STOP TYPING OUT GASP DGJHFG
Yunnie:
gasp
Sannie:
gasp
Wooyo:
gasp
Dude #54:
gasp
Mangi:
dude… not you too…
Dude #54:
it seemed funanyway I am Yeosangyou can call me sangie or sang
Wooyo:
gaspI knew a yeosang oncereal nice lad
Wooyo changed ‘Dude #54’ to ‘Sangie’
Sangie:
. . . lmao
Wooyo:
well since almost everyone is herewhy don’t we introduce ourselves!!!
Jongie:
didn’t we… do that?
Wooyo:
names don’t counti need to know everything
Mangi:
and yall think i am the potential serial killer?????
Hwa:
how about wooyoung starts then?
Wooyo:
i don’t mind heheall rightas we all knowi am WooyoungJung Wooyoungi am going to be 25 and i major in culinary :Dand oh let me put a picture!
Yunnie:
he’s like a whirlwind
Mangi:
tell me about it
Yunnie:
no
Mangi:
?????
Sannie:
lmaohe cute tho
Jongie:
you haven’t seen him
Sannie:
so??i can find personalities cutebleh
Wooyo:
this me hehe
Sannie:
let me tell this again and louderHE CUTE
Hwa:
aww i can see the name suits your face
Wooyo:
DON’T FLIRT WITH ME MY LIL GAY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT
Sannie:
mood
Sangie:
wait-skjdfhdskhgdjghgsdkjfhdkjghdrkgherghbdrfjbgdfkhbdfhJUNG WOOYOUNG?!
Wooyo:
damn never got such a reaction for my photo but yes hi
Sangie:
NO YOU-WAIT HERE
Wooyo:
like i have anywhere else to go… which reminds… yunho?
Yunnie:
if i’m gawking at my phone near a random traffic signalmind yo business
Wooyo:
CRYINpls don’t get hurt
Yunnie:
you look adorableno homo
Sannie:
you look adorablefull homo
Wooyo:
PLS
Sangie:
hi
Wooyo:
DKFUGHDKJGHDKHDFFHJGHKANG FUCING YEOSANG THAT YOU?????MF THAT YOU?!
Sangie:
THAT MEAND THAT YOU
Wooyo:
AND THAT ME
Wooyoung and Yeosang’s Chat
Wooyo:
IT’S ME
Sangie:
AND IT’S ME HOLY DFKJGHDJGFHOW ARE YOU
Wooyo:
don’t ask me stuff you don’t want answer for
Sangie:
still dramatic as ever
Wooyo:
like you are any better than me
Sangie:
touché
the jolly bunch
Sannie:
i have no idea what they are talking aboutbut they are both stinky cute
Mangi:
your gay is showing buddy
Sannie:
good
Yunnie:
i ran into another pole
Hwa:
oh godbut srsly thoyou both know each other??
Wooyo:
he my babiefrom long agostill my babiehe don’t know
Mangi:
… is this slam poetry?
Sangie:
lmaooowe used to be really close but then i moved away couple years back and lost contact but wowcan’t believe i’d randomly find you like thisand i hate to say i missed you
Wooyo:
WELL I DON’T HATE TO SAY THAT I MISSED YOUAND I MISSED YOU SO MUCH I COULD CRI HOLY MOLY
Hwa:
what were the chancesyall have the same number with different last digit
Wooyo:
holy shit yes
Sangie:
i swear to god this was the weirdest turn of eventsbut hi to everyone herei am Yeosang, Kang Yeosangi am 25 as well :Di am mastering in fine artshehe
Jongie:
i swear this is so weird but weirdly i don’t mind
Mangi:
wellsince two of them already wentand i can tell to an extent yall won’t kill mehii am MingiSong Mingii am also 25, currently majoring in literatureand uh i guess i have to send a picture wait
Wooyo:
are we all 25? lmao
Jongie:
nah i am 24
Hwa:
and i am 26 :)
Wooyo:
whoa
Mangi:
that’s me
Sannie:
… is this group just filled with good looking people or what?
Yunnie:
SONG FUCKING MINGI?!?! NO WAYDFKJGHJKFHG
Sannie:
whoa
Yunnie:
i need to sit down almost ran into a car
Hwa:
for the sake of your life AND mine yes pls
Mangi:
lmaodo i know you?
Yunnie:
YOU BETTER
Mangi:
wait a damn minuteYunho from Gwangju?like like THE Yunho who was obsessed with spider-man????
Yunnie:
okay first of all, didn’t have to expose me like thatsecond of all, i still do love spider-manhe’s spider-manthird of all, YES
Mangi:
oh my god
Jongie:
don’t tell me yall know each other too
Mangi:
i mean… we do???it’s been ages since we spoke but holy shit
Yunnie:
hehehehehequick where do you live
Mangi:
i’m-Yunho pls lmaobut omg
Hwa:
such heart felt reunions i am witnessing
Mingi and Yunho’s Chat
Yunho:
no for realwhere do you livehow are youare you still with your parentsare you in an apartmenthow long have you been in seoul
Mingi:
omfgslow down there buddy 😂
Yunho:
:(
Mingi:
but… it is nice to meet you :)or well know that you are still alive i guess
Yunho:
:( we have lots to catch up on!!!
Mingi:
i am not complaining 😂😂
the jolly bunch
Jongie:
the weird feeling persists
Sannie:
but these are so cute tho!it is so adorable how they are finding each other after so long
Wooyo:
i am proud to say it was my idea
Jongie:
i can still call the police on you.
Wooyo:
you won’t
Jongie:
…i did not say that
Sangie:
lmaooo this is so funridiculously stupid but fun
Yunnie:
wait lemme introduce myself toohiiiiii am Yunho :DJeong Yunhoand i am also 25 lmaoi am majoring in expressive arts – dancehehe
Sannie:
i’m just having the time of my life here being my gay self
Hwa:
you are probably the most confident gay i have seen in a room of gays wtf
Yunnie:
some of us might not be gay and we will respect that
Hwa:
did not say this room of gays
Sannie:
anygaysI am San!Choi Sani am 25and i am majoring in physical education :Dand here’s my picture
Jongie:
physical education??
Hwa:
you sound interested
Jongie:
and you sound like a sales person
Hwa:
-_-
Sannie:
tis me
Wooyo:
. . . what in the cute bunny world are you
Yunnie:
all i see is a cat
Wooyo:
same
Mangi:
same
Sangie:
. . . yeah i can see the cat resemblance
Hwa:
Sanhow long have you been a cat
Sannie:
25 years 3 months and 21 days
Hwa:
. . . he just accepted it
Jongie:
lmaowait do you likehit the gym
Sannie:
yeah!!i love going ot gym :)
Mangi:
you are weird
Yunnie:
you can’t talk
Mangi:
:D???
Hwa:
all rightimma go aheadmy name is SeonghwaPark Seonghwaand i am 26 years old and i am majoring in psychology :D fun timesalso imma dig my gallery
Mangi:
lmao we have a variety of majors in here
Jongie:
yeah and all of you are older than me as well
Wooyo:
makdeongi
Jongie:
you know what.i will call the police once i kill you.
Sannie:
LMAO
Sangie:
that’s stupid thowhy would you kill him AND call the police?
Jongie:
truecan you call the police?
Sangie:
surei will cry for extra effect
Wooyo:
. . . is this what betrayal feels like?
Sannie:
sobbing
Hwa:
wait-
Sannie:
THE WHEEZE I LET OUT
Jongie:
I am sorry but i might have laughed a little too hard
Mangi:
i spat out my coffee plsi did not expect that
Wooyo:
HWA I CAN’T
Hwa:
that’s hyung to you
Sangie:
nah but for real, hyung, i am dying over that pls
Hwa:
it was a mistake!! :(i’m trying to find the right pic
Yunnie:
i scared two people by laughing too loud on the bus
Mangi:
YUNHO PLS WHERE ARE YOU EVEN GOING THIS LATE?!
Wooyo:
he is like a video game character ToT
Sannie:
for real T0T
Hwa:
there a better oneforget about the last one
Sannie:
bold of you to assume we would forget such a masterpiece
Hwa:
T-T
Mangi:
lmaoo
Wooyo:
but hyungie looks cuteee
Sannie:
he does
Sangie:
he does uwu
Jongie:
did you just-
Yunnie:
he did the uwu
Mangi:
you did it too now
Yunnie:
oh noi was TRICKED
Jongie:
alrightimma just introduce myselfgod this is a chaotic messbut hii am JonghoChoi Jonghoi am 24 and uh i major in expressive arts – drama
Yunnie:
oh hey!!!expressive art major buddy
Mangi:
you really took your time typing that
Yunnie:
the bus is shaky
Hwa:
drama is such an interesting major tho
Sangie:
actuallysuch a hard one tooi had this friend in high school who did dramai have never seen someone so lifeless
Wooyo:
is that a warning for Jongie?
Sangie:
no just that it probably isn’t an easy major
Sannie:
it do be hard
Yunnie:
you sound like you’ve done it
Sannie:
i did in high schooland needed a month of restafter the showcase
Sangie:
lmao
Jongie:
there that’s me
Wooyo:
a baby
Yunnie:
a baby bear
Hwa:
omg a baby
Sannie:
lmao him and Yunho look similar too
Mangi:
i can see the resemblanceYunho is puppy and Jongho is bear then
Yunnie:
i am puppydhgj?sorry the bus did the jumpy
Sangie:
lmao and yeah i can see the puppy in Yunho
Jongie:
thanks i guess???
Wooyo:
HE’S CUTE
Sannie:
I SECOND THAT
Dude #51:
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL
Hwa:
. . .
Sannie:
. . .
Mangi:
. . .
Sangie:
. . .
Jongie:
. . .
Yunnie:
. . .
Wooyo:
. . .hi stranger :D
Mangi:
he has the survival instincts of a squirrel on crack
Hwa:
you mean Scrat?
Mangi:
who?
Hwa:
the squirrel from ice age movies
Mangi:
. . . i wasn’t particularly talking about itbut why do you even KNOW its name
Hwa:
i love the movies
Dude #51:
all rightshut up all of youwhat is this chat and why am i hereand why are you all STILL AWAKE AND CHATTING OFF
Hwa:
aren’t you a little pissy boi
Sannie:
PISSY BOI-SEONGHWA NO-
Yunnie:
I scared more people by laughing pls TOT
Wooyo:
I AM WHEEZINGbut to answer your questioni made this chatfor no reason except i was boredand well i added everyone who had the same first 9 digits as my number :Dand et voila!here we area jolly bunchwe finished introducing ourselvesyou can scroll through to upand introduce yourself
Dude #51:
and why would i introduce myself
Sannie:
because friendship is magic
Sangie:
not sure that’s how it works, sweetie
Sannie:
i like you allyou are all my friends:)
Mangi:
i feel mildly threatened
Jongie:
same
Dude #51:
yall are fucking weird
Yunnie:
we’ve been telling each other that yes
Dude #51:
i-
Wooyo:
quickgo read our intros and come backwe been waiting
Dude #51:
first of all, that’s creepysecond of all, i read the whole chat before textingthird of all, i was trying to submit my assignment before yall asses annoyed me by blowing up my phonefourth of all, WHERE IS THIS SEONGHWA WHO CALLED ME A PISSY BOI
Sannie:
PISSY BOI AGIAN-
Mangi:
I am going to keep all drinks away whenever i enter this chat goddamn
Hwa:
i am here, pissy boi
Sangie:
HWA, PLEASE
Yunnie:
WHY ARE THEY BEEFING
Wooyo:
I WANT THE TEA
Mangi:
I SAID NO BEVERAGES ALLOWED
Jongie:
this is a mess
Dude #51:
wtfidek you
Hwa:
same
Dude #51:
. . . i am just going to ignore this andsighdo yall not sleep?
Hwa:
says the one who is also awake
Sangie:
HYUNG STOP PICKING A FIGHT????I AM CRYING
Jongie:
i just keep imagining the first pic he sent as him pulling up to the fight
Sannie:
NO PLSCAN’T BREATHE
Wooyo:
DON’T KILL MY GAY BOI
Dude #51:
whateveri had a submission to makein case your DUMBASS couldn’t read
Hwa:
whatever you say, pissy boi
Yunnie:
i have tearsi am crying in the bus stophelp-
Mangi:
pls TOT
Dude #51:
. . . the disrespec-imma leave
Wooyo:
nooooooostayyyyintroduceeeewe all become frens
Dude #51:
i swear to godfinehii am HongjoongKim Hongjoong26, fashion majorhappy?
Wooyo changed ‘Dude #51’ to ‘Joongie’
Joongie:
thanksi hate it
Sannie:
now send pic
Joongie:
why
Mangi:
it’s the ritual
Joongie:
i’m-fine.
Wooyo:
send a pic of you rn
Joongie:
Jongie:
fight
Sangie:
i am deadi am talking from grave
Sannie:
i jdkfh cyrohhhhe io so fkinf anouoiny funyi sm TOT
Mangi:
we broke him
Yunnie:
i ran into a fence
Mangi:
YUNHO, FOR GOD’S SAKE-
Wooyo:
listen-the cackle i let outi am not proud
Hwa:
i will gladly fightwith my fisthe looks like a tiny gremlin
Joongie:
:Dnow what did you say you little shit
Jongie:
fight fight fight
Sangie:
JONGHO NO
Jongie:
Jongho yes
Joongie:
i will break your pretty face
Hwa:
. . . aww he called me pretty
Joongie:
i’m-
Mangi:
Hyung, i think you need to sleepyou’re giving whiplash to the poor guy
Joongie:
am i the poor guy
Hwa:
you bet, pissy boi
Sannie:
TOT
Wooyo:
what have i started ToT
----- CHAPTER BREAK -----
the jolly bunch
Sannie:
okaythis wasn’t a fever dreamdamnthis really happened
Mangi:
i thought this was my stupid brain hallucinating pls (╥﹏╥)
Yunnie:
you don’t understandi thought i was drunkand i wasn’t anywhere near alcohol
Mangi:
WHERE WERE YOU EVEN GOING?
Sannie:
nah frboi was filming a whole charlie chaplin movie all by himself
Yunnie:
Charlie Chaplin-i-i was tryna get home trust me 😭😭
Sangie:
wowthis is still real
Sannie:
did we all just think this was all our imagination or what?
Hwa:
baby, i’m not even herei’m a hallucination
Jongie:
the fact you called a person you’ve never met a ‘pissy boi’ still lives rent free in my mind
Sangie:
it happened yesterday
Jongie:
my point stands
Sannie:
no butthe pissy boiit threw me off guard so much
Yunnie:
ah yes when i ran into a fence
Mangi:
we have to bubble wrap you
Sannie:
like multiple layers
Wooyo:
who are we bubble wrapping?
Mangi:
Yunho
Wooyo:
good call
Yunnie:
i’m not that baddd 😭😭
Sangie:
boi you was dying
Jongie:
he is like Scrat
Hwa:
did someone mention Scrat?
Mangi:
why are you so obsessed with the squirrel pls
Hwa:
i just love the movies so much
Joongie:
yall are real?wait-you little shit.
Hwa:
we might have started on a little bad footing-
Jongie:
they have arrived.quick who wants the blue corner and red corner?
Sangie:
why is Jongho so invested in this i am dying 😭
Sannie:
FRWHY
Jongie:
i just wanna see them fite
Mangi:
‘started on a little bad footing’-hyung hate to be the bearer of bad news but uhthat wasn’t little
Yunnie:
YOU CALLED HIM PISSY BOI
Hwa:
noi called him ‘little pissy boi’there is a difference
Wooyo:
WHY IS HE LIKE THIS I’M CACKLING
Jongie:
that first picture of him he sentit was the warning we should have taken
Sangie:
NAH FRHE IS OLDER THAN ALMOST ALL OF US
Joongie:
:DI’d choose my words carefully if I were you, Seonghwa.
Hwa:
no
Joongie:
no?????
Hwa:
no
Sannie:
god this is methank you letting me witness this
Yunnie:
okayfrexcept Mingi, cause i know him enough…i think…is any of yall serial killers
Joongie:
what makes you think i’d tell you if i were one?
Mangi:
how are you sure i haven’t changed?
Joongie:
…
Mangi:
…
Joongie:
i can sense you being a pain in the ass
Mangi:
I BREATHED??????
Yunnie:
LMAObut fryall seem so chilland cuteagain, no homo
Sannie:
are you SURE about that? (◑.◑)
Yunnie:
it’d be a pity if i had to see any of yall in jailLMAO SANNIEyes i am sure
Sangie:
you’re not worried that you could be our next target rather only that we’d be in jail????
Yunnie:
i’d die seeing yall cute faces10/10 wouldn’t mind
Sannie:
…rightabout that no homo-
Wooyo:
lmao
Jongie:
okaythis is randombut like i am working rn
Wooyo:
YOU WORK????
Jongie:
????yeshow else do you think i am alive?????
Sannie:
BUT BUTyou are BABY
Jongie:
in this economy?anyways
Sangie:
he can’t even be a babiecapitalism truly sucks ass
Hwa:
who sucks what
Jongie:
AISHlisten to meso anywaysi am at work yeahand i was talking to my coworkerhe was talking about this new k drama he started watchingand was explaining the plot to meand apparently the main character in the film has asperger’s syndrome??anywaysthis man proceeds to saywith all his confidence legitand i kid you not‘asparagus syndrome’
Sangie:
. . .pls tell me you laughed-
Jongie:
i laughedon his face
Wooyo:
I AM TRYING TO IMAGINE THIS FDJKGHFGH LMAO
Mangi:
ah yesasparagus syndromethe one where you’re smart about mushrooms
Yunnie:
NO PLS-
Sannie:
ah yesthe mushroom syndromethe real ones with high IQs
Hwa:
them shrooms
Wooyo:
HYUNG NO-
Yunnie:
THE POLICE WILL FIND YOU-
Hwa:
the popos ??they fear me
Sangie:
???? hyunggg???????? 😭😭😭
Jongie:
i want to… like… rip his skull open to see what goes on
Mangi:
i bet it will be wii theme
Sangie:
omgi can imagine that
Hwa:
ting ting ting ting tingtingtingtididu ding ding tiiiiinngggtidingting tingg ting tinggting tingg tidingting ting ting ting ting tingtiii~iiii~~iiii~iiiii~~
Wooyo:
SHUT UP I ACTUALLY HEARD IT IN MY HEAD 😭😭😭😭😭
Yunnie:
HOW DID HE TYPE THAT OUT (╥︣﹏᷅╥)
Sannie:
MORE LIKE WHYgreatnow i will not get THAT out of my head todaysob
Joongie:
…why am i still here?
Wooyo:
you enjoy our companyeven if you do not agreei know you dowe know you doyou know you do
Joongie:
i can feel a new headache growing
Hwa:
do none of us have classes or what?
Joongie:
we should be asking this to you.but, yeah, mine just got over for today.and @Wooyo YOU!what made you think making this group chat was a good idea???????
Sannie:
i actually have a break right nowmy class starts in another…30 minutes :D wahhh
Jongie:
i am at work.i had only one class today so left early.
Wooyo:
i am actually in my class :Dbut today we are learning to bake so i get time off here and then
Sannie:
i want cakedammit i am craving cake now 😭
Wooyo:
awwif i knew where you lived i’d probably send one lmaoand also @Joongie WE ARE ALL HAVING FUN NO HARMand i also like talking to yall 🥰🥰
Mangi:
strangerswe are strangers
Wooyo:
so?? 🥰🥰🥰
Mangi:
once againi am so concerned but i will move oni am actually about to go to my classi have one in like 10 mins
Sangie:
wowi actually don’t have class todaybut i do have an assignment due tomorrowand my brain isn’t braining :D
Yunnie:
moodand i am also in classrestingheaving actuallybut we ain’t gonna comment on that
Sannie:
i almost forgot you are a dance major
Yunnie:
living my dream but at what cost
Hwa:
wahmy classes were cancelled for the day
Mangi:
i can see why you’re like this now
Joongie:
where are yall even from???
Wooyo:
like home??????
Sangie:
why would i ever let you know that???????????
Joongie:
to make it easier for me to find you when it is your time
Sangie:
i live in this apartment on the 6th street near this cute cat café uwu 🥰🥰🥰
Yunnie:
…
Sannie:
…
Joongie:
wtf
Jongie:
ignoring whatever that was
Yunnie:
lmao
Jongie:
i am fairly certain we all gotta be living in seoul or in and around seoul if we have similar phone numbers???
Joongie:
ahmakes sense
Hwa:
i guess we might be in different colleges or unisconsidering i have never seen yall in my entire life
Sannie:
hyungwe are still in different majors tho???
Hwa:
oh yeh
Sangie:
hyungyou legit sound like you have a single functional braincell
Hwa:
i’d be surprised if you can find one
Joongie:
the most truth you’ve spoken
Wooyo:
all righttttplay niceeeeee
Yunnie:
lmaobut yeah i am in SNU
Sannie:
no way
Yunnie:
???wait-ARE YOU TOO????
Sannie:
YOU ARE TELLING ME I’VE NEVER SEEN YOUR HANDSOME FACE?????????
Yunnie:
LMAO
Jongie:
oh-
Yunnie:
OMGthree of us from there????????????
Sangie:
wahwhat were the odds
Hwa:
3/8
Sangie:
…not literally hyungie
Hwa:
oh
Joongie:
yall can literally meet up at this point
Jongie:
you just want me to confirm they aren’t serial killers
Joongie:
…maybeyou can’t prove me
Sannie:
wheezebut on a serious notei would like to meet yall 🥺🥺
Yunnie:
we cans 🥺🥺🥺
Mangi:
i was gone for a couple minutes wtfalso apparently my class today includes visiting the goddamn libraryso i am joblesstechnicallyminus the fact i should be reading a book
Yunnie:
lmaowait-mingswhere do you study
Mangi:
…i have to just accept my name getting butchered at this rate but uhyonsei why?
Sannie:
…
Jongie:
…
Yunnie:
…oh you smart bastard-
Mangi:
?????
Wooyo:
good news!my batch of bread came out looking like bread!!great news!i can make some cupcakes now!!!oh wait-yall spoke a lot lemme catch up-
Hwa:
wahhhliterature right??
Mangi:
yeah
Hwa:
if i had class today i’d have dropped by
Mangi:
wait you study psych here??
Hwa:
heheo(*￣▽￣*)ブ
Yunnie:
ksjdfhdjkghfhgYOU SMART BASTARDS
Joongie:
wow
Jongie:
this hyungie is actually impressed for the first time
Sannie:
i can say we all are lmao
Wooyo:
I JUST CAUGHT UP AND MINGI AND HWA HYUNG WTFHOW COULD YOU NOT TELL US???????
Mangi:
ah lets seemaybe becauseI DIDN’T KNOW YOU EXISTED TILL YESTERDAY??????????????????????
Sangie:
crying real tears 😭😭😭
Hwa:
lolwhat about the rest of you??
Joongie:
actuallySNU
Jongie:
…@Yunnie @Sannie go figure out if this hyung is real or not
Joongie:
??????
Sannie:
YOU LIED TO US
Joongie:
i didn’t????????
Yunnie:
YOU TOLD US ME, SAN AND JONGHO CAN MEET UP
Joongie:
which is true???????? you can????????
Jongie:
and left out the part where you are from the same university as us????? 🤨🤨
Joongie:
that isn’t lyingit is just hiding
Sannie:
fineYOU HID FROM US
Sangie:
this is entertaining
Mangi:
tell me about it
Sangie:
no
Mangi:
i-what is WITH yall and that RESPONSE
Wooyo:
when i tell youi have never enjoyed a class this much
Mangi:
don’t burn the cupcakes damn it
Wooyo:
why?gaspdo you want one??????? 🥺🥺🥺
Mangi:
i hate thatbut yes i’d like one thankswait where are you
Wooyo:
i am actually in Sejonghehewell your place a bit far but i can manage
Mangi:
……??????????SIR
Sangie:
bestieyou really do not have survival instincts
Joongie:
i wonder how you made it this far in life
Wooyo:
but i just wanted to give him some cupcakessss 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Hwa:
lmaoas adorable as that islets get to know each other tooand maybe we all can meet after that
Wooyo:
LIKE A PICNIC
Sannie:
awwwwyes
Jongie:
lmaowait where does yeosang hyung go to?oh wait, is it okay if i call all of you hyungs????
Sangie:
🥺 yes you babiealso i go to SIA
Jongie:
i suddenly regeret asking
Yunnie:
lmaooooi don’t think any of us mind hehe
Wooyo:
not me
Mangi:
nah i’m cool with it
Sannie:
i’m more than okay with it hehehehe
Hwa:
i give all of you permission yes
Joongie:
samethoif i find yall annoyingi’m demoting 😒😒
Hwa:
demoting them from what?calling you hyung to calling you by name?
Yunnie:
i just want to know what’s the beef here yall😭😭😭😭😭
Jongie:
wait my break is endingFITE WHEN I AM BACK
Sangie:
I DON’T THINK HE EVER USED THE GODDAMN CAPS TILL NOW
Mangi:
it’s likehe’s hyper focused on getting on Hongjoong hyung’s nerve
Joongie:
first of alli meant that sarcastically, asshatsecond of allhe is definitely getting on my nerve
Hwa:
all in a day’s work hehe
Joongie:
swear to god
Wooyo:
gasp waiti need to knowyall send pics of you rn
Mangi:
what is thisbe real?????????
Joongie:
why would i do that? Hwa:
i have chosen to identify as a burrito
Sannie:
🥹🥹🥹🥹
Sangie:
no cause that is one adorable human if i have ever seen one
Wooyo:
are we all just gay?
Sannie:
i am
Sangie:
lmaoi am actually still questioning
Wooyo:
ahhhwell i am
Hwa:
i’m bi
Joongie:
yeahby yourself
Wooyo:
DKGJHDFGH HYUNG
Hwa:
:D
Joongie:
i feel a little satisfiedanywayi am bi too
Jongie:
i am panAND DON’T FITE WHEN I AM NOT THEREI NEED TO RECORDSOMEONE RECORD OR ELSE
Yunnie:
i am straightbut likeJonghoyou can literally READ the texts
Jongie:
where’s the fun in that??
Mangi:
lmaoyeah i am straight too
Sangie:
also i am just roaming around my apartment without getting shit done
Wooyo:
such a moodalso look at you so pretty uwu
Mangi:
stop UWU-ING
Sannie:
how do we not uwu for him thohe is so CAYUT
Mangi:
i give up
Joongie:
i am tryna get home in one piece
Wooyo:
OMG THE HAIR
Yunnie:
you know whatyou being a fashion student makes sense yes
Jongie:
actually thoalso i am at work so can’t send photobuti did take one before getting to work so
Hwa:
you had FRIES for LUNCH?!
Jongie:
nobreakfast
Hwa:
?!?!?!?
Sannie:
it do be like that sometimesalso cute glasses <3
Jongie:
thanks </3
Sannie:
:'D
Yunnie:
better than me having ice cream for breakfast that once
Mangi:
…anyways
i am still in library and i’m bored sitting around here
Wooyo:
omg
Sannie:
pls tell me i’m not the only one
Sangie:
you are definitely not the only one
Yunnie:
why do i feel like you guys share a single braincells
Joongie:
how much should i bet they’re thinking about munching his cheek
Yunnie:
HONGJOONG??!!
Mangi:
what
Sangie:
get out of my walls????????
Sannie:
lmaooooonah but frhe cutehe cheek soboing boing
Mangi:
what
Joongie:
see?i wasn’t wrong
Yunnie:
?????? :D
Wooyo:
you know what my nose smells?
Jongie:
your cupcakes burning?
Wooyo:
…actually not what i had in mindbut thanks for reminding 😀
Sangie:
lmaowooyo pls don’t burn down the building 😭
Mangi:
i guess we’ll just move on ?????
Sannie:
sure, pretty boi
Yunnie:
i am feeling something :Dbut idk what :D
Joongie:
yeahjealousy can be like thatnow lets move on
Yunnie:
?!?!?!?EXCUSE ME?!?!?
Sannie:
hiiitoday was theory class so i am sits in classalso class is about to start lol
Sangie:
that’s a cute lil beanie 😍
Jongie:
also cute glasses
Sannie:
no heart ?? :(
Jongie:
take what you get
Sannie:
damn
Wooyo:
i may have laughedbut also honestly?we really are just a group of good looking dudeswtf
Joongie:
i’ll admit
Hwa:
HAGAAAAAAAAAAYYYY
Yunnie:
hyungieyou’re bi too
Hwa:
don’t take away my fun
Yunnie:
okay :D
Wooyo:
also i’m done with my class and my muffins
Mangi:
no cupcake?
Wooyo:
i didn’t have the patience to stay and ice iti said fuck itwe made muffins
Mangi:
eh🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
Wooyo:
i in the lift
Mangi:
stfu that’s not you
Wooyo:
????????IT IS THO??????????😭😭😭
Sannie:
. . .all this timei thought you were a cutie
Wooyo:
AM I NOT??????WHAT ARE YALL ON ABOUT?????????😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Sangie:
bestiewhen tf did youget like thislike thislike THIS
Sannie:
EXACTLY
Wooyo:
seenow i am just as confused as mingicause what
Mangi:
sirthe first pic you sent yesterdayand this pichas nothing in common
Joongie:
you’re hotthat’s what they are trying to say yes
Hwa:
like you aren’t thinking that
Joongie:
mf stop picking on me
Hwa:
right i will pick on someone my own size, gremlin
Joongie:
HOW TALL ARE YOU EVEN?????YOU THINK YOU ARE TALLER THAN ME????????
Hwa:
178cm
Joongie:
. . .
Hwa:
the midget has been silenced
Wooyo:
I AM CRYINGLIKE POSITIVELY CRYING
Jongie:
:D
Sannie:
JONGHO NO
Yunnie:
THEY HAVE TO KNOW EACH OTHERWHY ARE THEY BEEFING LIKE THIS OR ELSE
Mangi:
you know how people find soulmates?i think they just found their archnemesis
Wooyo:
whoabig word
Mangi:
enemy
Wooyo:
gotcha
Sangie:
there’s no heterosexual explanation for that behaviour
Jongie:
honestly?there’s no explanation, period.but it is fun to watch so i won’t complain
Joongie:
one of these daysyou will catch my handsand i am not that shorti am 172 cm
Wooyo:
gaspyou’re a cm shorter than me
Jongie:
i am taller than that
Sangie:
so am i
Sannie:
me toooo :D
Mangi:
are we just telling our height now?i am like around 6ft tall last i checked???so 183 ??? i guess????
Yunnie:
wahi am the tallest???
Mangi:
mfhow much did you grow since middle school???
Yunnie:
186 now :D
Joongie:
. . .
Joongie left ‘the jolly bunch’
Wooyo added Joongie to ‘the jolly bunch’
Joongie:
LET ME GO
Hwa:
minion
Mangi:
i shouldn’t laugh in the library pls
Joongie:
nah fr imma fite you
Jongie:
yayyy
Hwa:
whatchu gonna doyou can’t even reach my face
Joongie:
say goodbye to your kneecaps mf
Wooyo:
i can’t do thiswhat happened to ‘starting off on a bad footing’ sob
Yunnie:
lemme put an end to this
just finished my class hehe
Mangi:
. . .so yeosanghow did you say you started questioning again?
Sangie:
:DD
Yunnie:
MINGI?!?! 😭😭😭😭
----- CHAPTER BREAK -----
the jolly bunch
Mangi:
listen
Joongie:
it is fucking 2 am on a wednesday
Mangi:
and i have a damn good reason to be awake
Joongie:
. . .proceed.
Mangi:
anywaydo yall ever wonderif there was a zombie apocalypse would guns be more useful or bats?
Joongie:
. . .
Sannie:
. . . :D?
Sangie:
. . .Mingiare you okay?
Mangi:
i am
Yunnie:
maybe you need to sleep
Mangi:
I DON’T NEED SLEEPI NEED ANSWERSAND I NEED SOMEONE TO BOUNCE MY IDEAS OFF ONI HAVE NO ONE TO TALK TO EXCEPT MY CEILINGAND I HAVE TRIED TALKING TO IT FOR THE PAST GOD KNOWS HOW MANY HOURS
Wooyo:
. . .i… personally think guns would help yes
Mangi:
why
Sannie:
lowkey scared of him now 😭😭😭😭
Yunnie:
lowkey???😭😭😭😭😭
Wooyo:
uhhhhhhh😭😭😭😭DISTANCE???? IDK
Mangi:
okayso your argument is if you could have physical distance from the zombie it can help to be more safer and also kill the zombies?
Wooyo:
i feel like i got dragged into a debate involuntarily but okay yes
Joongie:
. . .technically wouldn’t it be better to use bats?
Mangi:
why
Joongie:
. . . okay he really is a little terrifyingbut uh to answer your questioni thinkpersonallyguns may not actually kill the zombiesi mean they are already deadwhats a bullet gonna do that nature already hasn’t??to make sure they are actually down, smashing their heads in one way to go
Sangie:
but doesn’t that refute your own theory that they are already dead and there isn’t much we can do???
Joongie:
a bullet will just pierce throughat most put a holei can create mash potato out of the zombie’s face with a bat if i want tomaximum damage even if you can’t get rid of it
Mangi:
valid enough
Sannie:
WHY ARE THEY DISCUSSING IT SO SERIOUSLY????? 😭😭😭
Jongie:
how about staying away from the zombies as a whole????
Mangi:
thought of itbut if you are going to live(supposedly)living hidden would not really work that wellespecially when you need food and stuff
Sangie:
honestly, how far can anyone even live during a zombie apocalypse
Mangi:
i’d say until they want tobut ya know there is no promise of existence of humans
Yunnie:
what if the zombies have babies?
Mangi:
. . .
Joongie:
. . .
Sangie:
. . .
Wooyo:
🥲🥲🥲🥲
Sannie:
i should just go sleep at this point-
Yunnie:
i like to argue that it is a valid question
Hwa:
technically speaking i’d be surprised if their brains weren’t already too mangled to actually understand the needs to procreate or even feel the urge to considering they are dead and by dead it means they do not have any hormones running around that pushes them to commit to such acts let alone go through with it and even if by a miracle they do they wouldn’t have the basic understanding of caring for a child and thus would essentially die while either giving birth or after and the baby would definitely die considering none of them would know what to feed it
Mangi:
. . .
Yunnie:
. . .
Joongie:
. . .
Jongie:
. . .
Sangie:
. . .
Wooyo:
. . .we lost themsan-ah ya wanna sleep?
Sannie:
i have a feeling i will see zombies in my nightmares now
Hwa:
i am not wrongfite me
Jongie:
i don’t think any of us want to hyung
Mangi:
but that does give raise to a new question-
Joongie:
if yall don’t go to sleep i will make sure to find you all and actually kill you just to have a good night’s sleep
Mangi:
. . .but 🥺🥺🥺🥺zombie babies 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺i wanna analyse 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Yunnie:
. . . wah
Sannie:
i knowi can also see his pouty little face like he is right in front of me
Yunnie:
how tf did you know
Wooyo:
the gays can read minds
Sangie:
this is probably how women got burnt on stake
Jongie:
are the gays gonna get it too?
Hwa:
would it include the bis?
Joongie:
just you probably
Hwa:
didn’t know you get network in the north pole
Sannie:
there doesn’t go a daywherethey aren’t at each other’s throatmake it make sense
Jongie:
maybe it’s their love languagewho knows
Hwa:
ARE WE TALKING ABOUT LOVE LANGUAGES????????????
Wooyo:
you knowi forgot he was a psychology major
Mangi:
no waitzombie babies
Hwa:
oohimagine what would a zombie’s love language be
Jongie:
i’d hope it isn’t physical affection
Yunnie:
would gifts include a human brain?
Joongie:
acts of service will be basically killing
Wooyo:
it can be providing
Sannie:
they don’t have the brain to comprehend thatwhich is why they WANT human brains
Jongie:
if we actually do get down to the theoriesit really depends on which zombies we’re talking about here
Sangie:
right? like we know ‘world war z’ zombies have a weaknessbut are we talking about them ‘walking dead’ ones?
Yunnie:
or ‘train to busan’??
Hwa:
may not be as well-knownbut if we are considering ‘warm bodies’it’d change the trajectory of our conversation
Mangi:
i love this 😁
Sannie:
i hate thisi am going to get nightmares 😭😭😭
Joongie:
wait-isn’t ‘warm bodies’ the one where the zombies take up the personality and memories of the human whose brain they devour?????
Hwa:
YES
Joongie:
oh damn-that actually can lead to the discussion of zombie babies
Hwa:
not just babiesbut a creation of whole new species and laws in the world that involve the zombies as an intricate puzzle piece
Joongie:
but then wouldn’t the zombies just be more like humans but with… quirks?
Hwa:
possibly ☝🏼but then again the zombies never really fully recover do they?they need to preserve the brain and eat it slowly
Joongie:
but they do get their heart backlike it starts beating and stuffdoesn’t that mean they’re far more closer to being humans now?
Hwa:
well if we consider that i guess they do become almost humansand i guess if we look at it that waybeing a zombie is less of a disease then
Joongie:
oh yeah the fact that you can turn into zombie because of a virus but
Hwa:
the cure is something more psychological
Joongie:
wowmaybe the entire idea of zombies and the way you become one will be questioned then
Jongie:
what tf going on?
Wooyo:
SHHHthey’re bonding
Sannie:
oh god, this is the longest they’ve gone without throwing insults
Sangie:
man this is so funny to mei am too sleep deprived for this conversation
Yunnie:
i can bet my right butt cheek mings is having the time of his life reading all that
Mangi:
I AM !!I AM JUST A HAPPY BEAN!!!!!AND-wait a damn minutedid you just type out. . . ‘bet my right butt cheek’yunho ???????
Sangie:
helpi didn’t even NOTICE it
Sannie:
WHY WAS THAT SO SPECIFIC I AM CRYING MOREI AM FUCKING DEAD MY CAT JUST YELLED AT ME AND LEFT THE ROOM CAUSE I LAUGHED TOO LOUD HELP
Wooyo:
YOU HAVE A CAT???????
Sannie:
yesss 🥺🥺🥺her name is byeolthis her
she my babie 🥹🥹🥹
Yunnie:
awwthat’s a cutie
Hwa:
father and daughterno dna proof needed
Sannie:
i birthed her
Joongie:
. . .that has got to be the weirdest shit you have said so farand you’ve said a lot of weird shitbut she’s a cute cat
Wooyo:
I LOVE HER DKFJGHDGH I WANNA MEET HER KDGFDJGHFG
Mangi:
as sleep deprived as i amsomeone’s gotta teach this man the saying ‘stranger danger’
Wooyo:
we discussed about zombies in this chathow much of a stranger am i really?
Sannie:
validi will let ya meet her soon 🥰🥰🥰
Sangie:
that is quite literally such a cute babie i can’tsob
Jongie:
wait does anyone else have pets?????
Hwa:
i have a fox, a wolf, some bees and a frog
Yunnie:
. . .hyung?
Mangi:
tell me that is in minecraft
Hwa:
it is in Minecraft :D
Wooyo:
when i tell you i was so confused for a whole minute there
Sangie:
he doesn’t have a single serious bone in his body
Joongie:
i agree
Sannie:
annndddd we’re back🥲🥲🥲
Jongie:
lmaoso none of us have any pets except for san hyung?
Wooyo:
i love how comfortable you have gotten in a mere week to call us hyungs like this 🥹
Yunnie:
don’t chase him away!but yeah i guess we don’t that is sad
Sannie:
i meani don’t mind sending yall pics :Dof byeollie :D
Hwa:
cute
Mangi:
indeed
Sannie:
hehe
Joongie:
okay can we all go to sleep now?
Sangie:
i’d like that too actually
Yunnie:
oh shit yeahi have class tomorrow yall
Jongie:
you mean today?
Yunnie:
. . .yehwell greatnow i will count the number of hours i won’t sleepare you happy, mings?
Mangi:
:Di love talking about zombies
Sannie:
and i am going to have nightmares of zombie babies
Mangi:
TAKE NOTES!
Hwa:
TAKE NOTES!
Sangie:
well-
………
Joongie:
i’m bored
Hwa:
and you came here because????? 🤨🤨🤨🤨
Sangie:
can we go one day without fighting? 😭😭😭
Joongie:
actually :Di genuinely didn’t know who else to talk toand it is pretty late like 3 am:D
Hwa:
. . .see?now i feel bad.
Sangie:
lmaoi guess only we are awake?but we could talk and keep you company???
Joongie:
that’d be nicei was trying to do some work done but i guess i am just too distractedso it’d be nice to just talk to someone
Sangie:
:(that sounds annoying
Joongie:
feels annoying too
Hwa:
welldid ya have anything you wanted to talk about ?
Joongie:
not really
Mangi:
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN LEARNING ABOUT BLUE 52 AND THE BEAUTIFUL LYRICISM OF WHALIEN 52 BY BTS???????
Joongie:
i’m-where tf did he come from
Wooyo:
my army heart sensed bts being mentioned-YOU DIDWHALIEN 52 IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SONGSSTFU
Joongie:
. . .mom i’m scared
Sangie:
me tooi’m crying
Hwa:
they spawned outta nowhereand i am sort of scared to ask butwhat is blue 52
Mangi:
gasp-
Sangie:
no fucking way did i just witness this manthe same man who got offended when any of us typed out gasp like we said the world was flat-use ‘gasp’-am i hallucinating?
Hwa:
i see it too
Wooyo:
maybe we are all hallucinating at once
Hwa:
i think we’d have to be in the same place to experience something like mass hysteria but being in the same group chat should suffice 🤷🏼♂️
Mangi:
i am going to educate you peasants about Blue 52 and then explain the lore behind Whalien 52 by BTS because even if i am not a huge army i respect the shit out of that song and its meaning.SO BUCKLE THE FUCK UP
Joongie:
i can tell you all nownothing scares me more than mingi at satan hours
Sangie:
SATAN HOURS-😭😭😭😭😭
Wooyo:
damn-San, Yunho and Jongho are missing out
Hwa:
i, for one, am actually excited about his rant lol
Mangi:
so, the lore goesback in the late 1980s, researchers stumbled upon a frequency of 52 Hz emitting from them depth of oceansleaving them confused af because wtf is making that noise and not visible to our eyes at the same fucking timeya know
Wooyo:
god i love how he tells these stories
Sangie:
😭😭😭
Mangi:
so they try to track this soundthey have an idea that if the creature isn’t visible to naked eye, then it id probably pretty deep down in them watersso their best guess seemed to be of that it’d be a whale cause them baby fishies live pretty deep under
Wooyo:
gaspwhalien
Mangi:
shhanywaybut scientists are still unsure because the frequency of 52Hz is very unlikely for whales in generallike blue whales tend to be quite lowerwhile sperm whales much higherso the frequency threw them offbut the frequency not only threw them offbut also other whales
Hwa:
:O
Joongie:
i am actually invested
Mangi:
the whales in them waters were probably confused wtf was this creature tryna sayand here came the reason for the namingso scientists concluded that maybe it was a blue whale who had a bit of quirk that made their voice a little wobblier than that of other whales you know, considering how they couldn’t see the whale and how it’s frequency was lot closer to that of a blue whalewhich is why “Blue 52”
Wooyo:
i am learning more from this than i have in my history class pls continue
Mangi:
but here comes the sad part
Sangie:
. . . i was unaware there was a sad part
Mangi:
since no other whales spoke in the same frequency…and whales normally found their families using their vocalisations…
Joongie:
. . . i did not come here to get sad
Mangi:
our baby Blue hasn’t found a family and the fact that he is calling out for his family could mean he is searching for a mate most probably but his voice is just… not heard :(
Hwa:
EXCUSE ME????????????😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Wooyo:
. . .quick how do i turn into a whale who speaks in 52 Hz?
Sangie:
not sure that’s how it works sweetie
Wooyo:
gaspyou called me sweetie 🥰
Sangie:
that was fast-
Mangi:
anywayso do you want to hear the updates on story of Blue or do you want to hear the whalien 52 lore?
Joongie:
tell me all the updates or i will murder you
Mangi:
jeez :Dbut happilysoBlue 52 still hasn’t found a partner or family is what has been going onbut there has been an update on the possibility of what is his speciesso turns outblue whales have been known for mating with fin whales for the longest time causing a lot of hybrids in the naturefun timeswhile this is a bit of a bad news for the blue whale conservation cause they had been hunted a lot and now not a lot of pure blue whales might be there butknowing that there are more Blue-Fin or Flue whales means there is a chance of baby Blue might find someone somedayand not just thatscientists have also found that it isn’t that the other whales can’t hear Blue but rather they’re just confused what he sayingsort of like if i come up to one of you and started to randomly speak in Japanese or Korean but with really bad pronunciation
Wooyo:
. . . i genuinely can’t say if that is a good thing or bad thing
Sangie:
same
Mangi:
both??cause it means his voice isn’t UNHEARD but rather hard to UNDERSTAND for other whales
Hwa:
this reminds me of Happy Feet
Mangi:
STFUBLUE 52 REMINDED ME OF THAT MOVIE WHEN I FIRST CAME ACROSS THE STORYI LITERALLY GET TEARS EVERYTIME I REMEMBER THAT MOVIESOB
Joongie:
manyou…you are really passionate about this whale
Sangie:
lets not skim over Hwa hyung’s obsession with Disney movies
Hwa:
Warner Bros
Sangie:
huh?
Hwa:
Happy Feet is not Disney :D
Wooyo:
NOT YOU CORRECTING IT PLS
Mangi:
okay listen i am going to stay hopeful and think there will come a day where baby Blue will meet his family okay? he ain’t gonna be lonely for life
Joongie:
wait now that i think about itwasn’t there a movie???
Mangi:
yesabout the loneliest whale in the world
Wooyo:
. . .now seethat’s a really sad title for a movie and i won’t watch it
Sangie:
i meanif we ever plan on meeting or somethingmaybe we could all watch together?????
Hwa:
i’d like thati’d cry all by myself
Joongie:
lmaobut same
Mangi:
nowmoving onwhy whalien 52 is a masterpiece
Sangie:
those two topics have no correlation?????
Mangi:
oh sweet yeosang
Sangie:
is it normal to be this terrified???
Hwa:
😭😭😭😭😭
Mangi:
the song is actually based on Blue 52
Wooyo:
WHAT
Mangi:
Whalien 52Whale + Alien 5252 Hertz Whale
Hwa:
:O
Joongie:
not a big fan of them but wow
Wooyo:
WELL I AM A BIG FANAND I AM SAD THAT I DIDN’T KNOW THIS LOREDKJGHDFKGH
Sangie:
lets go bts lore time
Mangi:
the entire song is about the feeling of loneliness and feeling of not fitting in your own home. like how Blue is in his home, the waters, surrounded by other whales but still feel lonely and no one can hear him (tho proven otherwise now) and how he feels like he is an outsider in his own world while continuing to not give up and calling out for his family to find him from whereversort of how often even when we are surrounded by other humans and in our home, we can still feel lonely but we keep going on with our life hoping one day we’d find someone
Wooyo:
holy shitfeeling like an alien in your own home
Mangi:
yes 🥹but my favourite line has to be when they go ‘one day my voice will reach the other side’ or something along that line??just like how even tho other whales couldn’t hear Bluewe humans from the other side (water and land) were able to hear him and now try to follow him though we don’t even know how he looks or seen himhoping he’d find his happy ending and cheering for him 😭😭😭
Joongie:
. . . you really broke down the lyrics and looked between the lines wow
Hwa:
i am justimpressed ??like not just with the lyricism in the songbut the fact that you understood that as well :O
Sangie:
sameand i think i actually learnt somethingtho i ain’t sure what will stick in my head at this hour
Wooyo:
man the way i could go on and on about bts lyricism but holy shitnow that i know blue 52i feel like the entire song can be seen from a whole new perspective?!
Mangi:
I AM TELLING YOU!!!i will update yall if they give more update on blue 52
Joongie:
okaybut like as interesting as all that wasMingi…why do you even KNOW this????
Sangie:
ngli'm curious too
Mangi:
i might have been bored while listening to some music one day and came across the song and deep dived into the song whereabouts and read 12 articles and a Wikipedia page and understood a lot more about whales than i had known for all my life :Dlike did you know bowhead whales can live more than 200 years?and that Greenland sharks upto 400 years and that they reach sexual maturity at the age of 200?
Hwa:
. . .the more you know ✨
Wooyo:
i feel like i am in an episode of extraordinary attorney woo
Sangie:
nah fror national geographic for that
Hwa:
i’d listen to a documentary if mingi explains everything in the same way he texted us rn ngl
Wooyo:
10/10 story telling10/10 attention grabbing
Joongie:
petition to rename mingi as encyclopaediaall in favor say ayeaye
Hwa:
aye
Sangie:
aye
Wooyo:
aye
Mangi:
????
Joongie:
great that’s 4 voteswe rule the majoritymake me the admin pls
Wooyo made Joongie an Admin
Joongie changed ‘Mangi’ to ‘encyclopaedia’
Joongie changed ‘Hwa’ to ‘annoying lil shit’
annoying lil shit:
:D????
Sangie:
THE WHEEZE I LET OUT STFU
Wooyo:
THAT WAS SO UNCALLED FOR I AM CRYING
encyclopaedia:
at least mine isn’t an insult i guess?
annoying lil shit:
whatever you say, encyclopaedia
encyclopaedia:
. . .yeah your name ain’t gonna change anytime soon…
………
Jongie:
this chat never fails to entertain me
Yunnie:
all we did was sleepA WHOLE CLASS WAS TAKEN ????
Sannie:
the name change has me in tears 😭
annoying lil shit:
GET TO YOUR CLASSES
Sannie:
yes mom 🤐
----- CHAPTER BREAK -----
the jolly bunch
Yunnie:
yall
Joongie:
don’t you FUCKING dare
Sangie:
🤨🤨🤨i smelltea 🍵
Wooyo:
i heard teai came as fast as i could
Sannie:
my senses are tingling
annoying lil shit:
https://youtu.be/i1dPK7oNHCs?si=-Q8bvXJj-Bq1f4Pa
this is what i imagine wooyoung to beexcept instead of crisis he just want the tea
encyclopaedia:
did you actually go search it up on youtube i’m dying
Jongie:
That hyung’s name still throws me off guard pls
Yunnie:
now that we are all here
Joongie:
Yunho :)
Yunnie:
that is terrifyingbut not terrifying ENOUGH:D
Wooyo:
kdjghkdfjfhhgYALL MET
Sannie:
EXCUSE MEAND I AM IN THE SAME UNI
Jongie:
well at least we know he is realand not a serial killer
encyclopaedia:
nah fri dig your hair colour tho @Joongielike it is so cool i love it
Joongie:
. . .thanks
Yunnie:
he was tiny
Joongie:
. . .
Joongie left ‘the jolly bunch’
Wooyo added Joongie to ‘the jolly bunch’
Wooyo:
WE SPOKE ABOUT THIS-
Joongie:
LET ME GO
Sannie:
😭😭😭😭😭😭
annoying lil shit:
:D
Sangie:
YOU DON’T UNDERSTANDI CAN SEE HIS GRINNING FACE
Sannie:
i am just wheezing for air at this point pls
Yunnie:
no listeni see him while i was walking by his block and i am likethat hair looks familiarand i go near himyallhe stood up and he was a head shorter than me
Joongie:
YOU ARE JUST TOO GIGANTIC
annoying lil shit:
i want admin privilege
Wooyo:
HELP-I HAVE A FEELING I KNOW WHAT HE GONES DO-
encyclopaedia:
give him the privilege
Jongie:
i second the notion
Sangie:
YALL JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Sannie:
im jsut dont minf bmei cri
Joongie:
don’t you dare give him the privilege.
Wooyo:
. . .ya know what-
Wooyo made annoying lil shit an Admin
annoying lil shit:
MWAHAHHAHAHAH
Wooyo:
HELP-WHAT DID I UNLEASH
Yunnie:
PROBABLY THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF HELL I AM DYING
annoying lil shit renamed ‘Joongie’ to ‘gnome’
Sangie:
deadgone6 feet underbye
Sannie:
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
encyclopaedia:
at least it is not lil pissy boi
Yunnie:
STFU I REMMEBER THAT
Jongie:
:DD
gnome:
oh you little shit
annoying lil shit:
i will live up to my name
Jongie:
nah this is so entertaining yall don’t understand
…………
annoying lil shit:
i have an idea
gnome:
is it to murder youi will participate
annoying lil shit:
:P
Sannie:
now nowplace nice
Yunnie:
are they doggos now????
encyclopaedia:
hi
gnome:
oh no
annoying lil shit:
. . .mingi, sweetie? do you not want to sleep on this nice, cozy winter day like a snuggled-up baby bun? 😄😄😄😄
Sangie:
sleep deprived mingi really put the fear of god in us
Wooyo:
he is like…
Jongie:
a cockroach?
Wooyo:
. . .now see i did NOT say that
Yunnie:
lmaoooJonghoare you terrified of cockroaches? 👀
Jongie:
they are disgustingthey are annoyingand i can never seem to entirely kill them
Sangie:
and that’s what you relate mingi to ??? lmaoooocan’t they like survive a nuclear explosion or sumn ????
encyclopaedia:
actually-they can’tthey conducted an experiment on them cockroaches to see if they can stand a nuclear blastthey all diedbut if they hid themselves well, they could probably walk the planet once we are all dead. they definitely can withstand stronger radiations than us tho :Dwait a damn minute-I AM NOT A COCKROACH! 😭
gnome:
seei am equally impressed and scared of his knowledge base
Yunnie:
he got the sexy brain
encyclopaedia:
:Dwhat :D
Sannie:
that is a gay thing for a straight man to say to another straight man but i will let it pass over me like it did not happen
Wooyo:
well i am definitely not that nice so :Dyunho, sweetheart, explain yourself.
Yunnie:
is a homie not allowed to appreciate a fellow homie????
Sangie:
not sure if that is how it works bestie
Yunnie:
:(
annoying lil shit:
…ignoring all that
Jongie:
yes plswhat was that idea of yours
annoying lil shit:
yesi have decided torename you all
Jongie:
. . .why
annoying lil shit:
because i can
gnome:
i told yall not to give him the privilege
annoying lil shit:
shush you gnome
gnome:
i-
Wooyo:
😭😭😭jokes asidei am actually intrigued
annoying lil shit renamed ‘Sannie’ as ‘kuromi’
annoying lil shit renamed ‘Sangie’ as ‘cinnamoroll’
annoying lil shit renamed ‘Wooyo’ as ‘chococat’
chococat:
WHEN I TELL YOU I AM WHEEZING
Yunnie:
nah the accuracy thoi need a side-by-side comparsion yall
annoying lil shit:
:D
Yunnie:
HE’S SO PROUDHELP-
chococat:
gnome:
okay i might have laughed
encyclopaedia:
i have so many questions about the origin of your picture pls
kuromi:
crying real tears as i send mine
Jongie:
omgthe resemblance is resemblancing
Yunnie:
i swear omg
cinnamoroll:
chococat:
no causeWHY DO YOU LOOK SO CUTE AND FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME
Jongie:
they’re like the powerpuff girls
encyclopaedia:
powerpuff girls: sanrio edition
Yunnie:
😭😭😭😭😭😭
kuromi:
nah but how did Hwa hyung nail the accuracy 😭😭😭
gnome:
i hate to admit that he was accurate
annoying lil shit renamed ‘Jongie’ to ‘pusheen’
pusheen:
…now, did i ask
Yunnie:
ACCURATE
kuromi:
nglhe kinda reminds me of the polar bear from we bare bears too
encyclopaedia:
its the ‘chaos in calm’ he bringslike he calm chaoswtf do you call thatah chaotic neutral yes
chococat:
SEND PICI WNAT TO SEE THE COMPARISON
pusheen:
i did not apply for this :)but
i am feeling nice
gnome:
. . .
gnome renamed ‘pusheen’ to ‘baby pusheen’
baby pusheen:
okay srsly?
Yunnie:
and not a lie was told
annoying lil shit:
i will admit that baby was indeed necessary
chococat:
i am dead and perished
encyclopaedia:
those two words mean the same thing
chococat:
okay, encyclopaedia.
encyclopaedia:
🥲
kuromi:
cryin-but can we talk about how cute he looks in that picture???? 🥺🥺
cinnamoroll:
10/10 a cutu
annoying lil shit:
a baby bun
baby pusheen:
day by daythe urge to leave this chat increases
gnome:
you love us
baby pusheen:
you can’t prove anything
Yunnie:
okayi feel a little left out with the whole naming process now
encyclopaedia:
i am just a little annoyed my name is the only one that is not cute
gnome:
.
annoying lil shit:
.
encyclopaedia:
ah rightbut yall did that to yourself
cinnamoroll:
lmaooo
annoying lil shit renamed ‘Yunnie’ to ‘air bud’
encyclopaedia:
omgthat is so accurate
air bud:
:Di remember that movie!!
cinnamoroll:
wait what is that movie about?????
encyclopaedia:
i will give pictorial representationyunhosend a pic of yours
air bud:
????hehe i will send a funny one
encyclopaedia:
air bud is a movie about a golden retriever doggo yes
cinnamoroll:
DKFJGHKDFJGHGHE REALLY IS A GOLDEN RETRIEVER
chococat:
you do not understand just HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS GROUP CHAT RN
kuromi:
IT WAS SUCH A RANDOM PICTURE OF YUNHO AND MINGI FOUND A SIMILAR GOLDIE
annoying lil shit:
gasp
annoying lil shit renamed ‘air bud’ to ‘goldie’
kuromi:
😭😭😭
gnome:
ngl it is very accurate
annoying lil shit:
twas either that or scrat
goldie:
i prefer this thank you very much
baby pusheen:
i can’t believe we woke up in the middle of the night for this
annoying lil shit:
ah yes
baby pusheen:
this is itgo home yallthis one takes the cake
chococat:
hyungwhere have you been all my life
goldie:
he is the chaos we never knew we needed
gnome:
in my entire twenty five years of living never have i ever met another annoying human being like this ever :D
annoying lil shit:
aww
kuromi:
STFU I AM GOING OT SLEEP BYW
cinnamoroll:
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
encyclopaedia:
🥲 chaos.
----- CHAPTER BREAK -----
Wooyoung was many things. And impulsive was definitely one of those. And if it wasn’t obvious to God already, he had several instances to prove so. Like now. Now, when he was standing in front of the fine arts block in Seoul Institute of Arts (SIA). On a Wednesday afternoon. Wooyoung was truly out of his mind but damn him if he wanted to meet his best friend he hadn’t seen in eight long-scrutinising-infuriating-parched years.… Perhaps, Wooyoung was also a little dramatic, but we’ve been known.
Wooyoung and Yeosang Chat
Wooyo:
Sangiepsst
Sangie:
????i am in class ??
Wooyo:
and yethere you arereplying
Sangie:
…fine you caught mewhat is iti swear to god if it is about another one of your stupid little cat videos-
Wooyo:
which room number is your class in?
Sangie:
403now back to the questionwaitWAIT A DAMN MINUTE
Wooyo:
:D
Sangie:
DON’T TELL ME YOU ARE HERE???
Wooyo:
okay
Sangie:
YOUNG-AH?!
Wooyo:
YOU TOLD ME TO NOT TELL YOU DFJGHDFJMAKE UP YOUR MIND 😭😭😭
…………
Wooyoung walked up the stairs to the room Yeosang had mentioned. He spotted room number 403 and peeped inside the classroom through the window. It really didn’t take him long to spot his friend. He definitely looked different than he used to. After all, Wooyoung last saw him when they were both around thirteen or fourteen. And if the strong features on his face weren’t a dead giveaway of the time that had passed between them, the biceps Wooyoung could identify from miles away were.
When the fuck did he get all bulked up???
Wooyoung couldn’t help but question. It also didn’t take long for Yeosang to look up and spot Wooyoung. Albeit, he did seem to be taken aback as Wooyoung probably looked like a tiny little gremlin peeking through one of his class windows in the corner – but he masked it just as well. And if he wanted to laugh, he tried his best to look as stoic as possible as he stared at the teacher in front of the class – who was going on about the history of sculptures… or maybe it was marbles – Yeosang was long gone from the class anyway.As soon as the bell rang, Yeosang walked out of the class and towards Wooyoung. Wooyoung, who was standing outside the class, next to its door on the side, like a security guard and managed to scare the living shit out of the teacher when he walked out. Yeosang hid his face behind a notebook as he walked and dragged a deadpanned Wooyoung with him as he went to the cafeteria.“Your face hasn’t changed a bit,” Yeosang chuckled as he continued to drag Wooyoung.His voice had gotten deeper. Wooyoung realised it. Wooyoung’s heart might have done a flip… or two. But we aren’t going to comment on that.“And your face hasn’t either. But your body…” Wooyoung whistled. Yeosang smacked his hand with a laugh.“What? You can’t expect me to not notice? Did you like live in the gym or what? Like look at your face – angelic. And then BOOM! Thor right here.” Wooyoung exclaimed as he squeezed the other’s bicep with his free hand.Yeosang didn’t mind. In fact, he found it hilarious. Wooyoung had always been someone who was more physically affectionate even when they were young. Yeosang wasn’t as physically affectionate as Wooyoung was. He liked his fair share of hugs and cuddles. So when Wooyoung squeezed his biceps, even though it had been around at least eight years since the last time they met, neither did it surprise him nor did it make him uncomfortable. In reality, it felt like something he lost and searched for years, was delivered back to him.They reached the cafeteria as they constantly bickered. Maybe the eight years never happened or was a delusion. because there wasn’t an ounce of awkwardness they felt. Wooyoung was going off about a person in his class who seemed to be getting on his nerve more than necessary.“I am telling you, she KNOWS I dislike working with her and she KEEPS choosing me regardless.” Wooyoung grumbled as they munched on some cookies.“Choose someone BEFORE she chooses you? Just a suggestion,” Yeosang teased him with a small smile.“It is not my fault I am surrounded by insufferable idiots.” Wooyoung pouted. Yeosang simply shook his head and continued catching up on the life they both had missed. It was a significant portion of time but it was almost like they continued to carry each other throughout the years they weren’t in touch.
the jolly bunch
cinnamoroll:
can you believe this little shit?
encyclopaedia:
quickwho is surprised?no one?yeah thought so
kuromi:
lmaowooyo how desperate were you? 😭😭😭
chococat:
gasphow dare youbut yes i was pretty desperate 😤I HAVEN’T SEEN HIM IN EIGHT YEARS ON MY DEFENSE 😭
cinnamoroll:
i could have killed you
chococat:
🥺
cinnamoroll:
…okay i wouldn’tstop poutingoh godthis mf is pouting at me irl too 😭
kuromi:
yall still together????
cinnamoroll:
my class endedand he BUNKED hisso i am taking him home to feed him
chococat:
yeahlike you can cooki am cookingyou are sittingwe are eating
cinnamoroll:
…or that yes
kuromi:
lmaoooi love thissend pics of the food you cookedi am hungry
encyclopaedia:
…wouldn’t seeing the pictures make it worse, buddy??
kuromi:
i like to suffer
encyclopaedia:
…every day he says the most unhinged shit you can barely expect
annoying lil shit:
it’s his brand
kuromi:
:D
…………
“You could have literally told me beforehand so that I could have, I don’t know, prepared the space to look more homely,” Yeosang gestured to his small messy apartment as he let Wooyoung in.Wooyoung shrugged, unbothered as always, “I told you. It was impulsive. I was walking to college. And then I thought ‘hey what if I go meet Yeosang, you know the one I haven’t met in god knows how long’.”The latter shook his head in a mix of amusement and dread, “One of these days you might end up hurting yourself with all this impulsivity, please.”They both settled on the couch, as they continued to talk about their lives. It was a stark contrast to Yeosang. His new friendships, he realised as Wooyoung spoke, had never made him feel as comfortable as Wooyoung had. He never felt comfortable to invite people over to his house. And if people showed up uninvited, Yeosang was too nice to tell them no and would often let them in – but in reality, he had loathed the fact that the humans were walking up and about in his sanctuary on a day he wasn’t supposed to have any.But Wooyoung was different. He had always been different.“-And then. You won’t believe me. But this motherfucker had the audacity to tell me I added the extra salt to his food? Like just cause you are an old wrinkly grandpa doesn’t mean you get to shit all over me, asshat.”And evidently, Yeosang zoned like he always did cause Wooyoung was cussing out a different person this time.“Where did the grandpa come from?” Yeosang frowned, tilting his head a little.Wooyoung deadpanned at him before shaking his head, amused, “I forgot how much you usually got distracted. Right in the middle of a conversation.”“It is not my fault I have thoughts,” Yeosang nodded solemnly, making Wooyoung laugh.“Of course. Of course. We all have thoughts, don’t we?” Wooyoung grinned. He had missed this. He had missed this a lot. So much that he didn’t even realise he had missed this.And Yeosang let Wooyoung parade over his little kitchen like it was his own. The younger did not mind cooking – he loved it, after all. He made the best batch of pasta – the only thing Wooyoung could make, given the lack of ingredients in the damned kitchen.“How did you even survive?” He had asked the older, who merely shrugged.They spoke more. Yeosang swore he had never spoken this much in his entire life. He was currently talking about how he had ended up in fine arts as his major.“But, like, I wasn’t entirely sure if the arts were for me. Like my parents were pretty sure I’d be an amazing lawyer.” Yeosang shrugged as he watched Wooyoung stir the pot of pasta.“I can actually see you as a lawyer. Even back then, you spoke less. But you spoke enough to shut someone up,” Wooyoung nodded in approval.The older chuckled at his words knowing he wasn’t lying, “Well, that is true. But I guess I just didn’t want to feel like a manipulative bitch ass.”“Ah, like you’d have to be a lawyer for some people who probably don’t deserve a lawyer?”“That. Yeah. Didn’t fit well with me. So I chose fine arts. It felt like… home, I guess.”“I get you,” Wooyoung paused to taste the pasta, “Yeah, I’m going to let it cook. Anyway, where was I? Right- the major. I think I was torn between Dance as a major and Culinary. And lo behold.” He grinned widely.Yeosang smiled at Wooyoung, “It suits you. Though, I’d say dancing suits you too. You are good at it after all. Unless you have grown rusty and all that flexibility is gone now,” he added to tease him.“I can still do mean splits with my legs, you smurf boy.”“I am sorry, I think you are the smurf boy, considering the fact you are shorter than me.”
.........
the jolly bunch
cinnamoroll:
as per San’s request
kuromi:
yup.definitely hungrier now.
encyclopaedia:
you are masochistic.and that is NOT a compliment.
annoying lil shit:
we should not kink shame yall
encyclopaedia:
well, i will kink-JUDGE
goldie:
there is a difference?????
encyclopaedia:
in my head, yes
baby pusheen:
okay but that looks like some really good pastai want some
annoying lil shit:
me tooi am going to make some for me
gnome:
i just got done with my classes why are we talking about pasta
baby pusheen:
wooyoung hyung made some
chococat:
🥹🥹🥹🥹
baby pusheen:
don’t you dare.
kuromi:
a baby 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
baby pusheen:
sighone of these days i am going to pull a hongjoong
gnome:
pull a what
baby pusheen:
you
gnome:
why would you pull me
annoying lil shit:
old grandpa ass mf
gnome:
…okay listen hear you crumpled up piece of used tissue-
goldie:
?????????????????????????????????
cinnamoroll:
mantheir insults are getting more creative day by day
encyclopaedia:
they are going to need the thesaurus at this point
chococat:
why would they need a dinosaur??
cinnamoroll:
WOOYO NO-I AM DYING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
chococat:
????????????
kuromi:
sweetheartit is not a dinosaur 🤣🤣🤣
encyclopaedia:
😭😭😭😭😭it’s a bookor well supposed to be a book it is also a websitebasically you find synonyms and antonyms of words in there ✨
goldie:
our resident literature major probably uses it for his vocabulary
encyclopaedia:
only when i am in dire need of words for my essays cause i have used the word ‘important’ at least 5 times in the same paragraph 🥲
………
Wooyoung threw a pillow at Yeosang who was still laughing at the message in chat.“You are so mean! Could have just told me what it meant,” He pouted at the other. Yeosang chuckled as he calmed down from the laughter.“I didn’t even expect it, like,” He laughed again before getting hit by another pillow making him raise his hands in surrender, “Sorry! Sorry! I won’t laugh at you again… at least not when you do stupid stuff without knowing.”Wooyoung merely grumbled under his breath a small ‘whatever’. The apartment was cozy and warm. A stark contrast to the cold winter breeze on the streets. Yeosang threw the pillow back at Wooyoung but much gentler than the younger had done.“You know, I always wondered what made you make the group chat in the first place? Like you did say you were bored but it is not something I know people with common sense would do,” There was a teasing tone in Yeosang’s voice as he asked the question but there was also the underlying concern that did not go missing by Wooyoung.“I was just… I don’t know,” Wooyoung mumbled with a sigh before cuddling the pillow on his lap. It was an adorable sight to behold, almost akin to a cat that was told no for a treat. “I guess, I can’t stand it when life is too… stagnant? If that is even the word. Changbinnie and Yeonjunnie, my roommates, did try to help me out but there was just nothing exciting going on. And I sort of crave it, you know? I mean, Binnie did say he is glad as long as it isn’t alcohol or drugs.”Yeosang face contorted into one of discomfort at the mention of drugs. He was definitely glad Wooyoung hadn’t turned to those for the element of surprise. “A part of me is glad but also concerned,” He admitted.Wooyoung merely smiled back at him. “I mean, there could always be worse things I could have done. And I was hesitant to actually give in to the urge to create the group chat. But the way it worked out… I am actually way too happy about it.”That did make the other smile softly.“I can’t refute that. I mean, it is sort of weird how fast we clicked but they are all a little too adorable for me to just not consider them friends. Though, no one is allowed in my apartment till I am one hundred per cent sure.” Yeosang added quickly, making the younger bark out a laugh.“You still hate humans or what?”“I don’t hate the entire population. I tolerate you.”“Now, what the fuck is that supposed to mean?! You love me!”“Who lied to you?”
………
As the time came to an end, the sun had set and the streets lit up with streetlights, Wooyoung stood outside Yeosang’s apartment. Truth be told, he didn’t want to leave yet. He wished he could just hold onto the older like he was currently. Yeosang bit back a laugh as he let the other hang onto him. It was funny. Standing in front of his apartment with a pouty Wooyoung holding him for dear life. The younger clearly didn’t care feeling more clingy.“You should meet Junnie and Binnie, you all would get along well,” He mumbled into Yeosang’s shoulder. This time he couldn’t help the chuckle that pushed through.“Wooyo, I swear to God if you don’t leave,” Yeosang chuckled.The younger pouted more as he hugged him even closer (if that was even possible), “Stop chasing me away! I missed you so much I want to cry right now!”His words were muffled but Yeosang could hear the soft voice crack clear as day. His eyes softened as he sighed and hugged him back, wrapping his arms around the younger’s waist. And that was more than enough for Wooyoung to cry harder.“You know,” He muttered between his sniffles, “Next time you leave, leave me a text where at the least. I don’t want you to disappear like before.”Yeosang smiled and patted the back of his head, “You worry too much. I am not leaving anywhere. And I am definitely not disappearing.”They hugged till Wooyoung felt like he could let go and breathe by himself. As he waved his hand and left to the nearest bus station, both of their hearts were full of fondness and warmth. ‘Missing’ wasn’t a strong enough word to describe what they felt in the absence of each other. But they were merely happy to have found each other again. Like they were destined to. Like their beings were created by the same star.
The stardust that ran in their veins connecting them for eternity.
……….
the jolly bunch
baby pusheen:
i fucking hate Dorathis mf REALLY HAS NO EARS
goldie:
i have many questionsone of them isWHY TF ARE U WATCHING DORA????
kuromi:
never a boring day in this chat
baby pusheen:
listeni am boredand i was at my uncle’s housei was watching tv with my 5yr old cousinand this mf dorai hate her
annoying lil shit:
??? 😀😀
baby pusheen:
SHE DOESN’T LISTEN TO ME!I HAVE BEEN YELLING AT HER FOR THE PAST 2 HRS
goldie:
TWO HOURS?????
kuromi:
sweetheartwhy are you putting yourself through that misery
baby pusheen:
there was nothing else to watch
goldie:
😭😭😭😭😭😭you could watch documentaries for gods sake instead of this 😭😭😭😭😭😭
encyclopaedia:
documentary???? :D
goldie:
no
annoying lil shit:
no
baby pusheen:
no
kuromi:
no
gnome:
why are you allohnvmno.
encyclopaedia:
D:
cinnamoroll:
i swear to god 😭
chococat:
:D
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the jolly bunch
cinnamoroll:
i was bored in class and made this :D
gnome:
…do you just like whip out the crochet tools in class or what?????
cinnamoroll:
i carry them around with mei get bored easilyand what are they gonna do??stop me from being creative?????yeah thought so
chococat:
when i tell youyou are way more sassy than you used to bei fucking mean it
cinnamoroll:
i will take that as a compliment
kuromi:
no but like that is such a cute whale 🥺🥺🥺🥺
cinnamoroll:
kudos to mingsbecause blue 52 lives rent free in my head now
encyclopaedia:
THAT IS BLUE 52 WHALE BABIE???????
annoying lil shit:
it is endearing how much he loves the whale 🥹
goldie:
i swear 😭😭😭😭
kuromi:
that is the best whale to have ever been crochetedis that a word?
encyclopaedia:
it is a word.
kuromi:
okay good.
cinnamoroll:
awwyou guys🥰🥰🫣
baby pusheen:
what is happeningoh-wait that is such an adorable whale
gnome:
man i wish i can crochet too
cinnamoroll:
what would you crochet???oh wait you are a fashion majorgaspDO YOU WANT ME TO CROCHET SOME CLOTHES FOR YOU???????????????
gnome:
…you know what-that actually isn’t a bad ideai have been needing some help with my upcoming project and maybe this can helpi can pay you too
cinnamoroll:
you don’t have to 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
gnome:
nonsenseif you are going to put effort and make something for me i will pay for itfriend or not 😤
cinnamoroll:
🥺🥺🥺🥺
annoying lil shit:
my eyes are blindingi feel like i am staring directly at the sun reading their texts
baby pusheen:
now why would you ruin that perfectly cute moment :D
goldie:
hwa hyung:
kuromi:
why do you even have that picture 😭😭😭😭
goldie:
you are telling me yall don’t have random memes on your phone for random use???????
encyclopaedia:
i have a list of Shakespeare insultsif that counts
goldie:
that is the most nerdiest shit you could have said through all our convos.
encyclopaedia:
thou cream faced loon.
goldie:
wtf
chococat:
no fucking way that was Shakespearewtf
encyclopaedia:
my personal favourite is“villain, i have done thy mother.”
gnome:
you are telling me shakespeare actually said a ‘your mom’ joke in his books???????
encyclopaedia:
he was too gen z for his century 😔
goldie:
:Dwtf😭😭😭
kuromi:
mingi coming through with them shakespearean insults
baby pusheen:
i am intrigued
annoying lil shit:
you are not supposed to learn all that
baby pusheen:
its fun thoimagine me just randomly throwing around some insults in old english
goldie:
the koreans will be shivering in their timbers
gnome:
…yall have a half a braincell i swear to god
annoying lil shit:
like you have any more than that
gnome:
i have more than you for sure :)
annoying lil shit:
…how did it feel when you fell out of someone’s ass, you piece of shit.
kuromi:
FUCK OFFFFI AM GOING OT JUMP OFF A BRIDGEGOOD FUKCING BYE
encyclopaedia:
just… just what PROVOKES them 😭😭😭😭😭😭
gnome:
:Dmf when i get my hands on you-
annoying lil shit:
whatchu gonna do?fite me????
gnome:
i will strangle you
baby pusheen:
kinky
chococat:
STFU I AM DYING LMAO😭😭😭😭😭
goldie:
cinnamoroll:
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
encyclopaedia:
it is like watching mother and father fight
gnome:
who is who
annoying lil shit:
i call dibs on father
gnome:
that is LITERALLY not how it works
annoying lil shit:
i don’t see us with matching ringswhat literally are you even talking about :P
gnome:
insufferabledo i HAVE to be the mother?! WITH THIS DEADBEAT FATHER?!
annoying lil shit:
excuse youit is not my fault your first husband ran away
gnome:
oh really? then finethese are MY kidsand you have NO right to see them
chococat:
GASPMOM!
cinnamoroll:
EOMMAHOW COULD YOU
annoying lil shit:
gasphow dare you keep my kids away from me
gnome:
well if i am the motheri birthed themgenetically they are minenot yours
encyclopaedia:
did he just say he birthed us?????????????
annoying lil shit:
after everything i have done
gnome:
all you have done is insult me mf
kuromi:
help-i am drowning-
encyclopaedia:
did you ACTUALLY JUMP OFF?!
kuromi:
in my own tearsi am emotional and frankly this is so absurd i am crying of laughter
goldie:
kuromi:
STFU YUNHO 😭😭😭😭😭😭
baby pusheen:
if someone were to pop into this fucking gc they’d be so confused
annoying lil shit:
I HAVE RIGHTS AS A STEP FATHER
gnome:
🙄🙄
annoying lil shit:
what if your kids want me as their father
gnome:
…i will disown them
chococat:
but- but- mom 🥺
gnome:
disowned.
kuromi:
REAL FUCKING TEARS
cinnamoroll:
PADRE!
gnome:
disowned.who’s next?
baby pusheen:
idek anymore
gnome:
disowned.
baby pusheen:
mf i breathed
goldie:
are me, sannie and mingi safe from being disowned?
gnome:
one word and i won’t hesitate
encyclopaedia:
…even my actual mother doesn’t scare me this much but yes mom.
annoying lil shit:
😤😤😤😤finei will take jongho, sangie and wooyo
chococat:
daddy?
annoying lil shit:
…disowned.
chococat:
I AM AN ORPHAN NOW?!
……….
kuromi:
LOOK AT BYEOLIE
baby pusheen:
awwshe doing the cute lil trend
chococat:
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺I WANT TO MEET HER SO BAD PLS
gnome:
she is adorable omg
encyclopaedia:
🥺🥺🥺
goldie:
i don’t get along with cats that wellyou think she will still let me pet her???? if i ever get to meet her?????? 🥺🥺🥺🥺👉🏼👈🏼
kuromi:
i am sure she will let you all pet her 🥹🥹🥹she a sweetheart 🥹🥹well except if she feels like she had enough attention then she will walk away :D
goldie:
understandable
baby pusheen:
ohthis reminds i met a cat yesterdaylike just outside our uni
kuromi:
!!!!
IS IT THIS SWEET ORANGE BABIE?????
baby pusheen:
whanobut i didn’t even know there was an orange cat around our uni
kuromi:
this one is our campus cat
baby pusheen:
we have a campus cat???????????
goldie:
that is news to me
gnome:
when i tell youi have never seen that cat
kuromi:
did you perhaps meet…
mr spring
baby pusheen:
it was a black cat but waitmr SPRING?????????
encyclopaedia:
i can see the resemblance
cinnamoroll:
are we going to gloss over the fact san has so many pictures of random cats and not just his in his cam roll??????
chococat:
such a cat person behaviour 😭😭😭😭
kuromi:
her??? :Dshe a real sweetheart
baby pusheen:
…i think that is the one yes
goldie:
i never knew so many cats existed in our uni plsand i have been here for like what 3 yrs? 😭😭😭
annoying lil shit:
this reminds me of my friendmans loves cats so much he can spot one from a mile awayalmost like he has this gaydar but for cats
kuromi:
if he has a gaydar toohe is me
annoying lil shit:
… you might be him yeah
gnome:
i have a feeling you’d pet random people’s cats as well on the streets
kuromi:
of coursethe babies DESERVE to be scratched
goldie:
awwi do that with doggosso far i have petted a daisy, an oreo, a fifi and a scooby :D
kuromi:
wahi have met a mr kimbles the third - overthrown, carrot boi, asslicker andfart
cinnamoroll:
…youyou can’t be seriousthose are NOT names of petsI CHOOSE TO NOT BELIEVE THIS HEINOUS CRIMEARE HUMANS CAPABLE OF THIS?????????
chococat:
NO BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND CAT OWNERS REALLY BE NAMING THEIR KIDS LIKE THIS
goldie:
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭fartIMAGINE BEING NAMED FART
encyclopaedia:
ASSLICKERSTFU
goldie:
MF I THOUGHT YOU WERE CALLING ME AN ASSLICKER FOR A SEC
encyclopaedia:
WHEEZING
baby pusheen:
we are NOT skimming overmr kimbles the third - overthrownwhy were they OVERTHROWN
kuromi:
crimes were committedjustice had to prevail
baby pusheen:
JDFGHDFKJGHI HATE HIM-
annoying lil shit:
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭CRIMESWHAT CRIMES
kuromi:
i think he stole bread
encyclopaedia:
FROM WHERE?????
kuromi:
the bread store :D
gnome:
pls tell me the carrot boi is an orange cat
kuromi:
of coursevery bitey too he was
chococat:
😭😭😭😭man i love cat owners and their lack of seriousness likewhat do you mean you gone done named your child fartyou have to YELL THAT IF THEY EVER GO MISSING
cinnamoroll:
i cannot comprehend such atrocityi thought humans had humanity leftthe audacitythe horror
baby pusheen:
we have lost yeosang hyungofficially
………
baby pusheen:
hi
annoying lil shit:
hello
cinnamoroll:
hola
kuromi:
yo
goldie:
may i present you alla goldfish
encyclopaedia:
not a single serious day in this chatand i can say with suretythat i love it
chococat:
HYUNG YOU HAD PINK HAIR????????
gnome:
i am a little concerned for yeosang likechild, did someone beat you up????
cinnamoroll:
dkjfghdfjkgh lmaoooit’s my birth mark:D
annoying lil shit:
i did actuallywait-THE PINK HAIRNOT BEAT UP YEOSANGDFKGHDFGH I COULD NEVER
kuromi:
i can hear the panic
annoying lil shit:
you have never heard me talk
baby pusheen:
this is not what i expected to happenbut i ain’t complaining
gnome:
your parent rights would be revoked if you lay hands on the child
goldie:
why are they so serious about being our parents
encyclopaedia:
role playing can be funmaybe they are bonding
gnome:
…do you want to get disowned?
encyclopaedia:
no sir
gnome:
then shut up
encyclopaedia:
🥲🥲🥲
chococat:
oh yessangie has the cutest little birth marks near his eyesmakes me want to chomp him everytime i see himHWA HYUNG I WANNA SEE A PROPER PICTURENOWPINK HAIR
baby pusheen:
he is a biter yallbut alsothe pink hair looks so good
encyclopaedia:
did we expect wooyoung to not be one????? he LOOKS like he bitesalso i swear, all of yall in this group be pulling off the most insane hair coloursand hyung, you have platinum nowyou gonna colour it pink again??
chococat:
nglsomeone said that after looking at my photo from like when i was 5 or sumn lolBUTI WANNA KNOW TOOARE YOU GONNA GO PINK AGAIN?????LEMME KNOW SO I CAN BE PREPARED THIS TIME
annoying lil shit:
i think i did it around halloween some time back :Dso there must be a pic of me in a vampire costume or sumn lmaoand not really considering it right now???i want to grow my hair out 🥺 maybe i will colour it after heheand wait lemme go search for the pic lol
goldie:
you look so adorablehow tf did you manage a vampire fit 😭😭😭
kuromi:
maybe he was a cute vampiredracula could never
annoying lil shit:
:D my friend took the pic cause to quote her 'your selfies do not capture the essence'
kuromi:
…first of all, lets all be grateful to your friendsecond of all, have i ever told you guys about how fucking gay i am-
chococat:
REALHYUNG WTFTHAT IS YOU?????????
encyclopaedia:
now seei am convinced yall are just lying to meor are shapeshifters causeWTF IS THATWHO IS THATTHAT IS NOT YOUYOU NOT THAT
goldie:
i take back what i said he can really pull off a vampire fitin fact he can probably pull a vampire with that fit
baby pusheen:
a vampire??he is pulling the entire world with that
cinnamoroll:
the fukcing waist???? the hair?????????? the eyes????????????? the fuckinG EARRING????????????????????? MAN STFU
gnome:
… rightlemme justleave
chococat:
I AM CRYINGHE IS SPEECHLESSSDKJGHDFKGHFGFDHGFDKGJ
cinnamoroll:
there is no way he ain’t having gay thoughts
gnome:
i can assure you i am not… i thinkdon’t know if considering him as a model for my designs would be categorised as gay thoughts
encyclopaedia:
… i am not gay but i am sure as hell that categorises as gay thoughts, hyung :D
annoying lil shit:
:Di did not expect that reaction-
kuromi:
how do you feel about the revelation of hongjoong having gay thoughts of you? 🎤🎤
chococat:
thank you for doing what i wanted to 😭😭😭
annoying lil shit:
i am unsure
kuromi:
would you ever consider the offer? 🎤🎤🎤
cinnamoroll:
😭😭😭😭SAN PLS
annoying lil shit:
…if he asks nicely :D
gnome:
…i will get back to that in a month
goldie:
A MONTH DFKJGHDFJKGHDHYUNG
baby pusheen:
this is entertaining to watchomgi am witnessing history
----- CHAPTER BREAK -----
the jolly bunch
chococat renamed the group chat to ‘it’s that time of the year, mfs’
kuromi:
AAaaahHHHHhhhhh~~
cinnamoroll:
i don’t need a lot for christmas~~~~
baby pusheen:
there is just one thing i neeeeeeddd
gnome:
and iiiiiiiidc about the presents ~~
annoying lil shit:
(you lazy fuck could have just typed it out)underneath the christmas treeeeee~~~
gnome:
(gawd i’m about to commit the uncommittable)
encyclopaedia:
(the christmas spirit is definitely not spiriting with these two)i just want you for my ownnn~~~
goldie:
MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER KNOW
baby pusheen:
(why the fuck are you so excited?!?!)
goldie:
(it’s the CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!)
chococat:
MAKE MY WISH COME TRUEEEEEEEEE~(i will match your freak yunnie)
goldie:
(thank you 🥹)
kuromi:
alllllll i want for christmassssssssssssssss
cinnamoroll:
issssss
gnome:
for the annoying lil shit to get murdered by me
baby pusheen:
youuuu-ohwe taking a different route nvm
annoying lil shit:
GASPit wasn’t even YOUR TURN
gnome:
do i LOOK like i care?????????
kuromi:
yet another dayyet another slay
gnome:
oh i will be slaying him alrgiht 🤨🤨🤨
chococat:
with what
gnome:
…
annoying lil shit:
…
gnome:
everydayi am remindedwhy i disowned you
chococat:
🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
encyclopaedia:
buddyyou kinda walked into that one
goldie:
its okayi will adopt him
gnome:
rightwhose kid are you again???
kuromi:
LMAOI AM GONNA WITNESS ANOTHER DISOWNMENT
goldie:
I AM NOT SCAREDBRING IT ON
annoying lil shit:
i don’t think i want kids after this
cinnamoroll:
gaspFATHER?!
kuromi:
i am still not disowned :D
gnome:
i am considering
kuromi:
gaspyou wouldn’t D:
annoying lil shit:
…they all seem like a headache@gnome wanna disown them all?
gnome:
we are too young for kids anywayyou are all disowned
encyclopaedia:
oh nowhat will i domy parents have splitand they have abandoned usON CHRISTMASTHE MERRIEST SEASON OF ALLWHERE IS THE MERRY
gnome:
:D
baby pusheen:
i thought i was the theatre kid herebut go off king
………
goldie:
SOguess what i didnvm i will tell youi got bored today because i couldn’t go back home this time for holidaysi know very sadanywaysi was boredbecause of whichi decidedto put on santa claus suit and give off chocolates to random strangers
baby pusheen:
is anyone else like concerned for what goes on in his and wooyoung hyung’s brain?????
encyclopaedia:
i used tonot anymore
annoying lil shit:
no because now i am curious if people got the chocolates
goldie:
they did :Dsome even said i looked handsome so i will take their word for it
chococat:
he matches my freak
kuromi:
now seethat is adorablei wanna know how you looked
goldie:
i dragged a friend of mine who was jobless with me
encyclopaedia:
on second thoughtif he was handing out chocolatesi would go to himhe looks trustworthy
annoying lil shit:
😭😭😭😭😭😭
gnome:
are you 100% POSITIVE you are not even the slightest bit gay mingi?
encyclopaedia:
yup??
cinnamoroll:
DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT-
kuromi:
I SWEAR-but on side note yunho is handsomengli would get a chocolate too from him
baby pusheen:
well i wouldn’t
goldie:
🥺🥺🥺
chococat:
YOU MADE HIM SAD
encyclopaedia:
apologise.now.:).
baby pusheen:
...he scares mei apologise yunho hyungi would definitely get a chocolate from you
goldie:
🥰🥰🥰
gnome:
that’s two mingis that scare the shit out of us
cinnamoroll:
ah yesits either the sleep-deprived-answer-hungry-existential-dread mingior the yunho-protection-squad-pulling-up-in-a-siren-car mingi
chococat:
am i insane for finding both those mingi’s absolutely adorable ljkei have a feeling he can’t hurt a fly
encyclopaedia:
i can’tbut i CAN call the police
annoying lil shit:
popos?
kuromi:
why do you randomly start TALKING LIKE YOU ARE FROM THE AMERICAN STREETS
gnome:
it’s his DID
kuromi:
did what?
gnome:
DID
kuromi:
WHY ARE YOU YELLINGDID HWAT
gnome:
dissociative identity disorder
kuromi:
ohcould have just said split personality you know-it-all
cinnamoroll:
top contenders for the funniest shit i have witnessed this yearwooyoung with his ‘why would they need a dinosaur’ (discussion about thesaurus)vs san with his ‘DID WHAT’ (discussion about the disorder)i love thisvery interesting
baby pusheen:
okay but likewooyoung could easily win this one
annoying lil shit:
just like how san would win the‘spewing the most unhinged, unexpected shit in group chat’
gnome:
you’d be a good contender for that award
annoying lil shit:
awwthank you 🫣
gnome:
…THAT WAS NOT A COMPLIMENT DAMNIT
………
cinnamoroll:
shit i did today
annoying lil shit:
gasp
cinnamoroll:
okayyou did it more adorable🥺🥺🥺
encyclopaedia:
you won’t believe me but-
goldie:
this is so adorable pls 😭😭😭😭😭😭like how is each one of yall so fucking adorable
chococat:
i wanna munch but alsoi am literally just
🥲
goldie:
bestieyou look very comfortablengl
chococat:
not the biggest fan of the coldor heat for thatsob
goldie:
issokayyou bundle upall i did was play santaso i am taking rest as well :D
chococat:
… i want
encyclopaedia:
literally same???@goldie how dare you have that without me
goldie:
come home 🤨
encyclopaedia:
😳
chococat:
HE’S GETTING TOO BOLD FOR A STRAIGHT ASS
kuromi:
i did a snow angel hehemy sister took the photo but yeswe had hot cocoa after that :DD
annoying lil shit:
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
baby pusheen:
hehe
annoying lil shit:
KDJFGHDKJFGHTHE TIMELESS MOVIE
cinnamoroll:
I MISS WATCHIGN THAT MOVIE
kuromi:
ARE WE GOING TO COLLECTIVELY IGNORE THAT TREE
encyclopaedia:
I NEEDED TO KNOW KJDFHFGWHY IS IT OS BIGBUT ALSO SO PRETTYNOW I WANNA SEE YALL HOUSE TREESif yall in housesissokay yuyu
goldie:
😭😭😭😭😭😭I WILL PRETEND LIKE I AM SEND ON
gnome:
me and me brotheroh yall wanted christmas tree
chococat:
SKJDGKGH YES BUT OMG YALL MADE A SLIDE??????
gnome:
we had a willand we found a way
goldie:
inspiration.
kuromi:
byeol wanted to be part of it
chococat:
such a cutie she is
our mom wanted us to MAKE the decorations this yearand this was the product
gnome:
…it is so…you codedif that makes sense
cinnamoroll:
you know whathaving met his family beforehandthey are excitedly like himi am not even surprised
encyclopaedia:
it is weirdly endearing yall
goldie:
IT IS HOMELY
annoying lil shit:
listenit was my mom
gnome:
WHAT IN THE JESUS CHRIST
goldie:
me
encyclopaedia:
now seethat isa fucking beautiful treeif i have ever seen one
cinnamoroll:
hwa hyungif there was a competition your family might just win
chococat:
it is so brighti want to hug itand feel the zaps of electricityi understand moths
kuromi:
😭😭😭😭sweetheart no!but honestly thoif i did that at homebyeol would tear it apartpiece by piece
baby pusheen:
omgi am going to show that to my mom
annoying lil shit:
PLS DFKJGHDFKJGH
cinnamoroll:
meanwhile
kept it simplealso ignore my sister
gnome:
lmaoosame tho
cinnamoroll:
…i feel like our definitions vary
kuromi:
PLS
goldie:
this is so much funomgi want to be a judgeomg yesi will be a judge i get to choose the best christmas tree in the chat
encyclopaedia:
what is the prize?
goldie:
me
baby pusheen:
:Di don’t want to
goldie:
i will send a cute pic of me or sumnLET ME ENJOI THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
chococat:
mah boi need it
goldie:
yes 🥺
encyclopaedia:
oh it just me who hasn’t sent it yet
me and my brother tried lol
goldie:
mingi is the winner
encyclopaedia:
????:D????thanks???????
annoying lil shit:
seei would make a fuss about being biasedbut they are cute so whatever
gnome:
same
baby pusheen:
same
chococat:
i’d say same but mine wasn’t even a contender in the first place
goldie:
I AM NOT BIASEDi have unique tastes
kuromi:
and thusjudges are very subjectivewhich is why i always say thatTHOSE BRITAIN’S GOT TALENT JUDGES SUCK-
encyclopaedia:
:D
cinnamoroll:
oh boi
----- CHAPTER BREAK -----
Jongho was having, as he liked to call it, a chill day. Nothing major happened and he was content with the slow day life had gifted to him. He was standing in line at his cafeteria, scrolling through his phone as he waited to get to the front. His classes had ended pretty early that day, making him decide to grab some lunch before actually leaving to his apartment.Slow days like this were his favourite. He loved to just lie down on his bed and sleep in for a while, before getting up and go to the gym in the evening. Do some workout, sweat it all out and then come back to the apartment and order some takeout to spoil himself. There was no extra work, no extra needs he had to fulfil. Just the basics. Yeah, slow days were definitely his favourite.He looked up as he reached the start of the line, placing in his order and grabbing the box off the table. He was about to go back to his apartment when he heard an unfamiliar voice call out his name.“Jongho?”Now, on any other day, Jongho would have just kept walking, pretending to not have heard the confused person cause, one, they were confused so it probably meant they didn’t know it was him for sure, and two, he simply did not have it in him to care. But today was not any other day. It was a slow day. And that automatically made his mood ten times lighter than the other days. So, he decided to look up at the source of the voice.His eyes widened briefly as he spotted the person. There, stood San with the brightest smile as Jongho looked up, happy to have caught the attention of the younger and to have actually recognised him as well. He quickly made his way towards Jongho as the other continued to stare at him with wide eyes.“It’s quite rude to stare,” San said, in a teasing tone as he reached near him. Jongho, who was too far gone in his thoughts, took one step back before pulling out his phone. San sipped on his drink as he held the food he had gotten for himself as he watched Jongho with curiosity.Jongho simply clicked a picture of San.
.........
it’s that time of the year, mfs
baby pusheen renamed the chat to ‘mingi hyung was right’
encyclopaedia:
:D ?????i mean thanks but why?????
chococat:
is this… reality?
baby pusheen:
i met sanall of you are liars
encyclopaedia:
refresh my mindwhen did i say that 😭😭😭😭
goldie:
LMAOOOwhat did our resident cat do???
chococat:
he is just a kitty jongho
baby pusheen:
kitty my asshe is a whole-ass tiger
chococat:
…chat?am i allowed to say gay stuff?
cinnamoroll:
i dropped my croissant
encyclopaedia:
I AM TELLING YOUYOU ARE ALL LIARS
goldie:
manyou bulkyyou hotman
chococat:
adding the man does not make it any less gay buddy
gnome:
…shut upthat is not san
baby pusheen:
i saw his broad ass shoulders and i had to take a pause cause he looked so tiny in the pictures he sent but no he is this huge mf mountain just like his name and i’m just staring at him cause wtf how tf when tf
cinnamoroll:
are we… witnessing jongho having a gay panic?
baby pusheen:
this ain’t even panici am discovering my sexuality all over again
chococat:
JSDGHKSDGH PLS
baby pusheen:
like i am minding my fucking business and he just walks up to me like?????? DO I KNOW YOU????????CAUSE LAST TIME I SAW YOUR FACE IN THE CHAT YOUR DUMBASS FORGOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE UNIT OF HUNKINESS
cinnamoroll:
HUNKINESS
baby pusheen:
btw the voice and the face goes along but the body doesn’tidfk if i am making sense
chococat:
i get yousangie’s face and voice don’t make sense but his body and voice does
baby pusheen:
WE HAVE TWO OF THESE MFS?!
chococat:
CRYIN
encyclopaedia:
he really wasn’t kidding about liking the gym
chococat:
is it wrong to want to chomp his shoulders?
goldie:
is it gay if i wanna squeeze his chest?
cinnamoroll:
… yunho???????
annoying lil shit:
why are yall blowing up my phone… yunho wtf 😭😭😭😭ohohOHSAN?!EXCUSE ME WHAT KDFJGHDFKJGHHUHUHIUHLKJHE IS WHO
cinnamoroll:
HELPTHIS IS SO FUNNY
gnome:
we can’t skim past yunho’s gay ass comment
goldie:
it is simply a compliment
encyclopaedia:
i feel like yall are making me question my sexuality and idk how to feel about it
chococat:
first of allembrace the gaysecond of alli want to chomp his shoulderslike
cinnamoroll:
WHY DO YOU HAVE A PICTORIAL REPRESENTATION
gnome:
i understand the urge
annoying lil shit:
ngli’d be surprised if someone is NOT feral for him
………
Jongho looked up from his phone at San who was sipping on his cola in probably the cutest possible way as he stared at him. Jongho would have definitely called it cute too if it wasn’t for all the muscles that were staring at him from under San’s shirt right at this moment.“I still can’t believe you,” Jongho mumbled, narrowing his eyes on the other’s biceps. San merely chuckled, his eyes crinkling as he tilted his head, shyly.“Please don’t bite my arms,” San replied.“Wooyoung might.”“You told them???”“I sent them a picture.”“Jongho?!”They were, currently, sitting on one of the tables in the cafeteria. The idea of going to apartment, long lost in Jongho’s head as he shared his food with San.“Do you like… live in the gym?” Jongho couldn’t help but ask.San looked at him, amused, “Not exactly? But I am pretty consistent with it, if that is what you are asking me.”“No wonder.” Jongho mumbled.“I knew it!”Jongho and San, both of them, almost snapped their neck towards the loud deep voice. Their eyes easily spotting the bright smiley Yunho, whose hand was looped in with a disgruntled Hongjoong. It didn’t take a genius to know he had probably dragged him along. San stifled a laugh as he stared at them both. Meanwhile, Jongho’s mouth was hanging wide open.Yunho was way too handsome in real life. Way too handsome. Damn it, he wished there were words he knew of to describe right about now just how handsome this man was. Hongjoong wasn’t any less handsome. He definitely looked all the more charming in real life. If anything, Jongho had to double-take the little man. He wasn’t tiny but he sure as hell looked like a midget next to Yunho. Jongho would definitely never admit that aloud to Hongjoong.Yunho skipped towards the both of them, with the biggest grin. He, for sure, looked like a golden retriever, especially with his hyper nature that Jongho already knew was going to take his entire introvert energy to keep track of. Hongjoong groaned loudly as he was dragged by the skipping Yunho, seemed like he was already tired of Yunho’s antics. San grinned at them both before getting up to hug them. Hongjoong starkly avoided the physical contact before sitting down next to Jongho while San and Yunho hugged each other like they were best friends who hadn’t seen each other in ten years.Hongjoong did break into a small smile when he heard San’s giggle and Yunho’s loud laugh as he tried to pick up the other. Jongho could only continue to stare at the scene before him.“All of you are fucking liars.” He grunted out as he rubbed his face, this entire group was going to be his demise. Hongjoong looked amused at his words while Yunho and San laughed.
----- CHAPTER BREAK -----
mingi hyung was right
kuromi:
omgyou alli-jongho the chat name 😭😭😭😭AND WOOYOUNG WHAT DO YOU MEAN CHOMP MY SHOULDERSNOT TO MENTION YUNHO??????I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE STRAIGHT??????????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭
goldie:
i am
gnome:
and i have bungee jumped from the eiffel tower
goldie:
????hyung what????????
gnome:
i thought we were playing a game on who can say the biggest lie:D
cinnamoroll:
PLS
chococat:
he is so petty and for what
kuromi:
ANSWER ME
encyclopaedia:
NO
YOU
ANSWER USWHO ARE YOU
kuromi:
???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭
chococat:
pls do not hesitate to send thirst traps if you wanna post so that we could approve the thirst
cinnamoroll:
WOOYOUNG NO-
baby pusheen:
damnand i thought i was bad
kuromi:
i-😳😳😳😳
annoying lil shit:
he is like an adorable little thingand then i remember what jongho sentand i am likeit is a liei live in a fake worldsurrounded by fake beings
goldie:
san magik
baby pusheen:
THE BODY AND THE VOICE DON’T GO ALONG
cinnamoroll:
our resident gay panicker is going thru it again
kuromi:
idek how to react to this pls 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
chococat:
you take it and inflate your ego you lil gay boi
encyclopaedia:
simp behaviour
chococat:
like you weren’t going through the sexuality crisis 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
gnome:
he really wasi witnessed it
annoying lil shit:
me too
cinnamoroll:
are we outing him?funme three
encyclopaedia:
SKJHDFKJGHFGSHUT UPi did not say anything along that line
baby pusheen:
i have a ss
encyclopaedia:
NOW WHY ON EARTH-
goldie:
i may not look like it y’allbut i amin factstraight
annoying lil shit:
“is it gay to squeeze his chest”YES
goldie:
DON’T HOLD MY WORDS AGAINST ME
annoying lil shit:
WHO ELSE’S WORD WILL I HOLD AGAINST YOU??????
baby pusheen:
jesus christ
cinnamoroll:
NO PLS😭😭😭
kuromi:
what have i started sob
…………
chococat:
y’all i just found hongjoong’s Instagram
gnome:
i…why did it have to be you
chococat:
NOT MY FAULT IT AIN’T PRIVATEand you didn’t make it difficult with the damn ID
annoying lil shit:
👁️👁️
cinnamoroll:
nah seethat is terrifying
encyclopaedia:
i just know he wants to start another beef
baby pusheen:
ah yes mother and father fight
goldie:
you knowthat sounds awfully traumatising
baby pusheen:
not if you are used to your real parents doing it
kuromi:
…😭😭😭😭 JONGHO THAT IS MORE CONCERNING
baby pusheen:
shhi wanna enjoi the beef
chococat:
yall go check it out tookim.chi._.joong.hong
annoying lil shit:
the heck is that supposed to be
cinnamoroll:
STAWP BEEFING
encyclopaedia:
atpthis is normal
kuromi:
gaspwe should EXCHANGE IDS
chococat:
gaspYESLETS GOMINE ISwoo._.yo_yapperbinnie made it for me saying it fit too well :D
cinnamoroll:
the truth has been spokenlmaomine isyeo_saannngggg3
encyclopaedia:
…whats up with that… 3?
cinnamoroll:
1 and 2 were taken
encyclopaedia:
…rightwhy did i even askmine is princess_minki
baby pusheen:
…
annoying lil shit:
…
gnome:
…
chococat:
…
kuromi:
…
cinnamoroll:
…what
goldie:
YOU KEPT IT🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺you are the cutest princess yes
encyclopaedia:
?????????? SHUT UP?!?!?
gnome:
are they… umis this what kids call flirting now?
chococat:
HOLD ON-‘KEPT’ IT???????YOU CALLED HIM PRINCESS WHEN WHAT HOW WHY
goldie:
on my defensehe looks like a princessand he used to look so adorable being scared of anything and everythingand used to hide behind me and shitand not to mention he had really squishy cheeksstill doesbut it was more squishy thenand look at his boba eyes🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺he is princess 😤😤😤fite me
baby pusheen:
… who’s gonna tell him?
cinnamoroll:
lmao i wanna see him struggle figuring it out
baby pusheen:
you’re right that’s more fun
annoying lil shit:
mingihow do you feel?
encyclopaedia:
kuromi:
CRYINGMINGI NO
chococat:
yunnieyou are dumb 😭😭😭😭😭
goldie:
????:D
gnome:
moving on.
kuromi:
oh right the idsmine isn’t much either lmaochoi.san._.1999
baby pusheen:
same thojong_ho._.choi.111
encyclopaedia:
the numbers are so funny
gnome:
whatever you say, princess
goldie:
HEYYOU CAN’T USE IT AS AN INSULT
gnome:
i used it affectionately
goldie:
…i still don’t like itanywaymine is00.yunnie.wazowski.00
chococat:
not even surprised
annoying lil shit:
his meme game is stronknot stronker than minesmeagolcldnvr
kuromi:
THE FUCK?
cinnamoroll:
i am trying to read it
gnome:
…smeagol?the hobbit?
annoying lil shit:
gaspyou know??????
gnome:
i dobut WTF FOLLOWS AFTER THAT?
annoying lil shit:
cld nvr
goldie:
COLD NERVE
encyclopaedia:
honeyno.
goldie:
😳😳😳
baby pusheen:
i swear to god-
cinnamoroll:
cloud novel
baby pusheen:
…where is the r in novel?
cinnamoroll:
novelr
chococat:
😭😭😭😭😭
kuromi:
where did CLOUD come from 😭😭😭😭
encyclopaedia:
is itcould never?????
annoying lil shit:
:DD
gnome:
…i swear to god
goldie:
smeagol could never????
annoying lil shit:
he could nevercause i have the preciousand he doesn’t
kuromi:
where is the precious????
annoying lil shit:
mei am the precious
gnome:
…
gnome left ‘mingi hyung was right’
chococat added gnome to ‘mingi hyung was right’
chococat:
I SWEAR TO GAWD
cinnamoroll:
HE IS SO DRAMATIC AND FOR WHAT
baby pusheen:
this oncei get itgodbut also i followed yallfollow me back
kuromi:
is that a threat?
baby pusheen:
yes
kuromi:
goodi love threats 🥰
baby pusheen:
…
…
chococat:
okayreal questionwhat animal do yall think each of us will be 👀👀👀👀
gnome:
…wooyoungits 2amON A THURSDAY
chococat:
you are awake
gnome:
THAT IS BESIDES THE POINT YOU GREMLIN ASS
cinnamoroll:
gremlin ass 😭😭😭😭😭
chococat:
😤😤😤😤i am just interested in my friend’s lives what’s wrong with that
gnome:
i have never met you.
chococat:
… are youare you saying we are not friends? 🥺
annoying lil shit:
who made the gremlin cry?
cinnamoroll:
the gnome
gnome:
i swear to fucking godand wooyoung that’s not what i meantbut we really haven’t met in real life and idk about yall but it takes me a while to genuinely see people as friends and i don’t like to throw that word around
annoying lil shit:
…
cinnamoroll:
PLS
chococat:
aww that makes sensei was just being dramaticand will it make you feel better if i don’t use the friend then?? 🥺
gnome:
…it’s okayyou can
annoying lil shit:
gnome:
i am gonna kick this mf out
cinnamoroll:
you have a soft spot for us 👀👀👀👀👀
gnome:
do you also want to get kicked out?
kuromi:
who has a soft spot?
chococat:
Joongie 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
annoying lil shit:
the garden gnome
cinnamoroll:
uri eomma who divorced us
baby pusheen:
you mean… abandoned?
cinnamoroll:
same thing
gnome:
every daythe urge to leave the chat increases
baby pusheen:
you have done it thrice before
gnome:
and i’ll do it again
chococat:
npoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyou cannottttttttttti forbiddddddddddddddddddddddddd
encyclopaedia:
anyways so
goldie:
WAS HAPPENIN
chococat:
YUYU
goldie:
WOOYO
kuromi:
wahtoo muchenergy
encyclopaedia:
it’s like a nuclear furnace
kuromi:
?????
chococat:
NOW THAT WE ARE ALL HEREANIMALSNAME EM
baby pusheen:
??zebra
kuromi:
crocodile
baby pusheen:
are crocodiles considered animals??? aren’t the reptiles?????
kuromi:
i suppose they are a type of animal???
encyclopaedia:
under the kingdom of animalia yes
annoying lil shit:
that’d make cockroach an animal too
encyclopaedia:
technically yeah
goldie:
tapeworm
encyclopaedia:
you really had to pick the worst one you possibly could
chococat:
yall 😭😭😭😭i meant like which animal we’d all bemfs read the chat 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
kuromi:
OHoh rightdid not read that :D
baby pusheen:
i thought it was decided for some of us
goldie:
its in my name yall
gnome:
a golden retriever through and through
baby pusheen:
mine was a bear i think
encyclopaedia:
i think you’d be a black bearlooks cuddly and won’t harm unless really provokedand are normally shy
baby pusheen:
oh
cinnamoroll:
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
goldie:
that was a cute description wtf
chococat:
WHAT AM II WANNA FEEL WARM AND CUTE TOO
kuromi:
😭😭😭😭you would be a black catyou just give the vibes
annoying lil shit:
lmaooand san would be a white cat
gnome:
yall could be yin yang together
chococat:
gaspwe are yin yangsannieee
kuromi:
🥺🥺🥺🥺cute
gnome:
lmaoidk what i’d be
annoying lil shit:
a fucking squirrel
gnome:
mf why you spitting like that
annoying lil shit:
i did not spiti am stating
gnome:
same thing when you the one doing it
annoying lil shit:
:D
gnome:
you’d be a fucking rabbit…that did not sound as menacing as i wanted it towait-
cinnamoroll:
that’s the sweetest thing you have ever said to him and i am dying because it was a mistake
gnome:
life never goes my way
annoying lil shit:
…okay you’re still a squirrel tho
gnome:
🙄🙄🙄
chococat:
mother and father are getting along just as always
baby pusheen:
didn’t they disown us all??weren’t you the first to get disowned by BOTH????
chococat:
not if i ignore that ever happened
encyclopaedia:
delulu is the solulu
cinnamoroll:
lmaooidk what i’d be tbha doberman?????
goldie:
…
encyclopaedia:
…
kuromi:
…
gnome:
…
annoying lil shit:
…
baby pusheen:
…who’s gonna tell him?
chococat:
sweetheartyou have a body of dobermanand a face of a fucking pomeranian
encyclopaedia:
a poodle perhaps
goldie:
a maltese
baby pusheen:
are we talking about the long-haired one??
cinnamoroll:
…🥲🥲🥲🥲this is borderline bullying 😭😭😭
annoying lil shit:
there thereyou are doberman in our eyes
gnome:
that is one way to comfort him
annoying lil shit:
that is YOUR child???
gnome:
MF WE BOTH DISOWNED THEMhe is his own problem now
cinnamoroll:
wow
goldie:
lmaooooohmingi is probably a husky
baby pusheen:
with the way he never shuts up?i agree
encyclopaedia:
the disrepec-
kuromi:
no but like he gives major husky vibes likei wouldn’t be surprised if he sulks like one :D
encyclopaedia:
…you white cat.
kuromi:
…why does he sound so mean 😭😭😭😭
goldie:
it’s the husky in him
annoying lil shit:
ah yes the inner wolf shit
baby pusheen:
the what??????????
cinnamoroll:
yet another dayyet another shit phrase i never thought i would read but here we are
gnome:
its my own fault that i can comprehend the language
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mingi hyung was right
annoying lil shit changed group name to ‘mingi you mf’
goldie:
?????????????????DID I MISS SOMETHING????????????
chococat:
ME TOO???????WHAT HAPPI THOUGHT YOU ONLY BEEFED WITH HONGJOONG HYUNG LMAO
gnome:
what did the resident encyclopaedia do?
cinnamoroll:
resident encyclopaedia is crazy
encyclopaedia:
🥲🥲🥲🥲what did i even do this time 😭😭😭😭😭
goldie:
:D?????
cinnamoroll:
ah yes the protector is already herebut frwhat happened 😭😭😭😭
annoying lil shit:
i was talking to my friend from lit deptya knowthe one i told you was obsessed with cats and what notyeah anywayi mention mingi passingly during a conversation
encyclopaedia:
should i be concerned???
annoying lil shit:
stfu you don’t get to talkanyways
kuromi:
whats all the commotion :D
baby pusheen:
apparently mingi hyung pissed off hwa hyung we don’t know why
kuromi:
what??
annoying lil shit:
LISTEN…yesso i mention mingiand my friendimmediately goes “song mingi?”and i am like yesyou know him?AND THIS MF PULLS UP HIS PHONE TO SHOW ME A PICTUREYALLLISTENI HAVE NEVER AUDIBLY GASPED AS LOUDLY AS I DIDIN MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFENOT EVEN WHEN I SAW DEAN WINCHESTER SHIRTLESS IN SUPERNATURAL-
cinnamoroll:
WHY YOU DRAGGING DEAN INTO THISon side note jensen ackles is hot af
annoying lil shit:
i agreeBUT
gnome:
…wowi really am gay
cinnamoroll:
KJDGHKJDFGFHG HYUNG????BUT ALSOWTFMINGI??????? MF THAT YOU???????????????
encyclopaedia:
ohyeahthat was from the culturals our department conducted last year?i was in the dance teamwait who tf had this photo
kuromi:
listen i was gawking so hard at the phone i got smacked on my head by my friend what on the ever-loving fuck is that photoYOU DANCE?!
goldie:
oh
chococat:
kuromi:
WOOYOUNG I AM FUCKING DEAD
cinnamoroll:
HELP HE DIDN’T EVEN HOLD BACK-
baby pusheen:
that is such a valid reactionand i have concluded that all you mfs are just liars yesall of youall liarsi have never felt betrayal like this in my entire lifenot even when my mom told me tooth fairy wasn’t real
annoying lil shit:
i had to stare at the picture to understand if it really was mingi cause ALL I REMEMEBR SEEING WAS THE CUTE LIL PICS HE SENT US AND YUNHO CALLING HIM PRINCESS MF THIS AIN’T NO PRINCESS THIS IS MR HIMBO THE THIRD WHO CAN PUT ME IN A CHOKESLAM AND I’D THAKN HIM FOR THE SERVICE
cinnamoroll:
PADRE?!
gnome:
listeni have thoughtsi am not proud oflike i audibly gulped
kuromi:
I AM CRYING PLSBUT FOR REAL MINGI WHAT EVEN
goldie:
…
cinnamoroll:
SOMEONE CHECK ON THIS ONE PLS
chococat:
cinnamoroll:
WOOYOUNG HESITATE ??????SOMEONE STOP THIS ONEPLS I AM DYING
baby pusheen:
imma go find yunho hyung cause i’m jobless lmao
goldie:
:D
cinnamoroll:
yunhosweetiesay something
goldie:
uh
cinnamoroll:
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
gnome:
@encyclopaedia you want a dog? i can bark
kuromi:
HYUNG?!?!?!
annoying lil shit:
excuse himi am sure i can bark better than him
gnome:
oh you think, you lil shit???
annoying lil shit:
i KNOW i bark better than you 🤨🤨🤨
cinnamoroll:
IS THIS EVEN SUMN YALL SHLD BE ARGUING OVER WHO IS BETTER AT IT?!?!?!
kuromi:
MINGI YOU BROKE THE CHAT I AM CRYING 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
baby pusheen:
yall i am dyingi just saw yunho hyunghe ishe is literally just gawking at the phone i am not even kiddingi am fucking dyingpls
encyclopaedia:
?????? :D
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Seonghwa was sneaking his way through to the literature department. Well, not really, he did liked to think he did a swell job at it. But considering he was quite tall enough to be mistaken for being six feet and not to mention the bright platinum hair and the stark facial features really didn’t do much to help him sneak around. Mingi was stepping out of his classroom when he spotted him. Instantly recognising Seonghwa but also confused as to why the man was… crouching like he was in some warzone.Mingi slowly walked up to him, in his head he also realised how handsome Seonghwa looked in real life. 'The pictures did no justice', his brain muttered. Especially with his white hair that was now pretty long. Yeah, in Mingi’s head that is what a biblically accurate angel should have looked like. He stopped behind him, amused and stifling a laugh as he saw Seonghwa sticking his head through one of the doors in his senior’s class.Seonghwa was oblivious to Mingi’s presence, he simply wanted to hunt down his friend to get to know more about Mingi (very conveniently forgetting that Mingi was in the same department). His eyes narrowed as he scanned the room before realising his friend wasn’t there. He grumbled as he stood up and turned around, only to come face to face with the tall human he had been talking about in the group chat just few days back. Seonghwa could feel the slight heat creeping up his neck as he stared at Mingi.
He really is a couple of inches taller than me.
“So, what brings you to the literature department?” Mingi asked with a small smile. But Seonghwa had to double-take. Well, for beginners, he did not expect Mingi to talk (don’t ask him why) and second of all, where on earth did that voice arise from? The pits of hell? Was he talking to Satan himself maybe?“I didn’t expect you to have a deep voice,” Seonghwa replied with wide eyes. And now, it was Mingi’s turn to be surprised. Because Seonghwa’s voice wasn’t any high pitched, after all. Mingi blinked, he could finally understand the whole thing about people describing how certain voices sound like they were from the depth of oceans themselves. And if he had pictured a Siren in his head, he kept his lips sealed.“Yours is just as deep,” Mingi replied, replacing his surprise with a soft smile. Seonghwa had to really hold back from poking his cheeks cause they looked like bread cheeks. It was silent for a while before Seonghwa realised he hadn’t responded to Mingi’s first question yet.“Ah right, I came to meet my friend,” Seonghwa mumbled as he pointed to the classroom.“Oh yeah, who is it, by the way? I am curious which senior of mine is your lovely friend,” Mingi chuckled. And Seonghwa had to remind himself this man was straight because he swears he had already developed a crush on him.“Lee Minho? You know him?” Seonghwa smiled at Mingi. Mingi had to stop himself from squishing the face. One, because Seonghwa was older than Mingi, that’d just be downright disrespectful. Two, because Mingi himself did not understand why the FUCK he wanted to do that.“Ahhh, that’s how you ended up with those pictures. Yeah, I know him. He was the one who choreographed our dance performance,” Mingi nodded, as he recalled.Seonghwa’s eyes widened, “That motherfucker can dance? Listen, I have been friends with him for years and he never once mentioned that??”Mingi laughed at Seonghwa’s words. He realised how much Seonghwa talks exactly like he texts. It was as if he was just the same person online and offline. Instead of emojis his face did all the job in real life. “Yeah, he does. I mean, I don’t think any of us really talk about it. Unless it is for culturals and stuff. Like I didn’t know a dude in my class could sing until I heard him in the event and we all were baffled cause I swear I could have pinned him for being tone-deaf.”Seonghwa laughed at his explanation before nodding, “That makes sense, yeah.”They were silent for a while, both of them feeling the blush creep up their neck. It wasn’t entirely awkward but it wasn’t the most comfortable silence. Mingi decided to break it.“Uh, I am done with my classes for today. Was going to grab some lunch, you wanna come with?” He asked, before adding in a haste, “Only if you want to. And are free to. Ya know.”He waved his hands to indicate, making Seonghwa laugh.“I am free... I am also done for the day; surprisingly, it is over today pretty early,” Seonghwa nodded.Both Mingi and Seonghwa walked side by side, talking about random things. One might say the most important things to know about strangers would be superficial things like what they are doing in life, what’s their plans, and all that small talk. But Mingi and Seonghwa weren’t as normal. So, here they were, talking about the intrications of how the LEGO business had come up to be very successful.“I know right! And not to mention, the fact that the click sound is something they basically hold so close to heart that if their blocks don’t make the sound they basically throw them out?” Seonghwa, excitedly contributed to the discussion.“I swear. And not to mention that they are moving towards producing more biodegradable blocks now as well? Like you really have to be committed in providing the best to be able to do something as revolutionary as that. They are quite a unique company,” Mingi nodded along in admiration.“That and also like I think they are actually succeeding? Like last time I checked? Man, they gonna put the rest of the toy companies on gun point, if that happens. Cause what do you mean one of the largest toy company on the planet managed to turn their plastic toys, which were highly unique for the click sounds when they connected and the accuracy of designs and literally thrived on plastics, to biodegradable and you cannot?”“Adding on to that, the amount of work their teams put in to make it all happen. I can’t even imagine. I remember watching the documentary and being absolutely amazed at the production.”“The Nat Geo one?”“Yup.”Conversation between them flowed so easily, they barely realised they had already reached the restaurant they wanted to go to for lunch. They settled down and ordered some food before continuing their conversation. It flowed from LEGO Bricks, to the company itself, to the models, to Star Wars (guess who dragged that in), to Lord of the Rings (because Mingi’s head somehow had to connect Star Wars to LOTR), to Seonghwa’s Instagram ID, to memes. And that is precisely why Seonghwa was imitating a Gen Z gay dinosaur to Mingi.“It literally just went, yaaaahhhhh,” Seonghwa imitated, Mingi had to clutch his stomach as he laughed at that.“Oh my god, why do you even randomly remember that?!” He asked between the laughs as he tried to catch his breath.“You are telling me you don’t remember random vines?” Seonghwa narrowed his eyes, playfully.“Oh, I do. Even TikToks for that. My recent funny one was this bread store meme I came across. Oh my god, before that I just remembered that one video where the dude is ordering in a drive through.” Mingi struggles to hold his laugh.“Is it the ‘Yuuuurrr’ one?”Mingi lost it at that, “Oh my fucking god, I love that one too. But I meant this- this- the bicken nugget one.”Now, Seonghwa was invested, “The what?”Mingi instantly pulled out his phone to find the video while reciting it, “It went like ‘lemme get this right, you want a big mac, a large BOKE, a six-piece BiCkEn NuGgEt, and three BHOcalate BHip BOOkies’.”Seonghwa stifled a laugh just at the imitation but lost it even more when Mingi showed the actual video to him. The accuracy behind the imitation was priceless. As they continued to talk about the most random things, both of them fell into a comfortable zone of talking about their life in university so far or about the different hair colours they have put their hair through (kudos to mingi).If they both noticed the soft blush on either of their cheeks, they did not comment. And if Seonghwa was low-key tripping over himself because he found Mingi attractive and Mingi was high-key panicking because what were these soft, soft feelings he is feeling for Seonghwa, we had to mind our own business and pretend like that wasn’t happening.
…
mingi you mf
kuromi:
yall don’t understand why romcoms are the shit
baby pusheen:
i agree
gnome:
i also agree that they are in fact shit
kuromi:
gasptake that back
gnome:
nahall the movies you mentioned had the most predictable movesthat’s boring
cinnamoroll:
i just clocked in why we discussing romcoms
baby pusheen:
cause it is god’s gift to the lonely souls
gnome:
humans make it?????
baby pusheen:
and god made humantherefore by long divisiongod made it
cinnamoroll:
…jongho aren’t you atheist?
baby pusheen:
shush
encyclopaedia changed group name to ‘moving on from whatever that was’
chococat:
bold of you to assume we will move on from that
baby pusheen:
you were here the whole time????
chococat:
nah i just opened the chat lmao
goldie:
samehi yall:D
kuromi:
sometimes i just wanna munch this man
goldie:
:D???
chococat:
FINALLYSOMEONE WHO GETS ME
encyclopaedia:
rightguess what
goldie:
what
cinnamoroll:
👀what
encyclopaedia:
i met god today
gnome:
…like you died???
goldie:
?!?!? MINGI?!?!
kuromi:
SIR WHAT 😭😭😭
encyclopaedia:
i mean… not reallykind of?
cinnamoroll:
boi
baby pusheen:
what did you even do to die
annoying lil shit:
meI MEANT HE MEANT MELIEK WHEN HE SAID HE MET GODWAIT- IFJGHDFKHG I SWEARDFJGHDFGHDFJGHDKGH NOWAIT
baby pusheen:
ah the gay panic
chococat:
first, beating up yeosangnow, getting done by mingiwhat and who’s next
annoying lil shit:
SHUT UP I AM EMBARRASSED DFKHGKJDFHG
kuromi:
it is always a fun time in this group
goldie:
YALL MET EACH OHTER????????
cinnamoroll:
it’s a crime to not send pics
chococat:
exactlyand what was that about meeting godi ain’t glossing over that 🤨🤨🤨
encyclopaedia:
chococat:
omgits god
goldie:
CRYINbut fr wtf he is that pretty for????you just walking around looking like THAT???
gnome:
…
kuromi:
you and yunho are the same people in different fonts i swear to god
gnome:
shut up
baby pusheen:
pretty people everywhere i see
cinnamoroll:
i love watching jongho go through it
baby pusheen:
one of these days yall mfs will regret it
annoying lil shit:
and i met this cute loser 🥺🥺
chococat:
yeah after the last few photos you sent of him i can’t trust him
annoying lil shit:
his voice doesn’t sound any princessy either :D
encyclopaedia:
like yours wasn’t any deeper 😭😭😭
annoying lil shit:
not as deep as yoursi had to double take
goldie:
he has a deep voice??lmao last time i saw him his puberty still hadn’t hit yet
kuromi:
apparently it hit him like a fucking storm
baby pusheen:
now i am curious how he sounds
gnome:
i am sure his voice will match his body and face
annoying lil shit:
yeahwith mingii learntits his personalitythat doesn’t match his appearance lmaolike tell me why he is this tall and muscular enough to throw someone over but literally froze in fear when a child walked up to him????
cinnamoroll:
what did the child ever do 😭😭😭😭😭😭
encyclopaedia:
it’s not my fault they are tiny and bite a lot
chococat:
baby pusheen:
that is literally wooyoung hyung
chococat:
kuromi:
plsss 😭😭😭😭😭
goldie:
now i need to meet you cause wtf
kuromi:
gaspwe should ALL meet!!!!
chococat:
omg yes
baby pusheen:
i mean i guess we did confirm none of us will try to murder so
annoying lil shit:
that sounds funngli will bring my weapons too
cinnamoroll:
?!?!?!??! WEAPONS??? FOR WHAT???????
annoying lil shit:
@gnomei am watching you
gnome:
mf i will bring a taser just to end you
annoying lil shit:
jokes on youi like getting zapped
kuromi:
… yall are we sure these two aren’t flirting sometimes??
chococat:
imma blame hwa hyung for that he the confusing one sob
cinnamoroll:
sometimes i feel bad for hongjoong hyung cause mans prolly doesn't know what he is supposed to feel either
baby pusheen:
is it murder tensionor sexual tensionwho knows
encyclopaedia:
i hope i never get to know :D
goldie:
but like getting zapped does feel nice sometimes ya know :Di like getting those tiny electrocutes
encyclopaedia:
YUNHO????!?!?
baby pusheen:
the fuck is this conversation even-
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moving on from whatever that was
gnome:
i took in what yeosang said about creativity outlet
cinnamoroll:
i did what now-but waitWTFHOW TF
kuromi:
omgthat is so prettyhyung you are one with the fairies
annoying lil shit:
one should expect that from a gnome
kuromi:
HYUNGIE PLS 😭😭😭😭
gnome:
🙄🙄🙄not a single day goes by where i am not planning his death in my head
annoying lil shit:
awwyou think of me? 🥺🥺🥺🥺
gnome:
…
cinnamoroll:
alexa play whiplash by aespa
encyclopaedia:
what is happening on this fine day
kuromi:
mom and dad are flirting
encyclopaedia:
ahnormal eventsi see i see
gnome:
yunho i literally saw you take a picture of me where are you running off to
kuromi:
HE WHAT
encyclopaedia:
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE RAN AWAY
gnome:
i looked him dead in the eye when he took a photo and the next thing i know he is scurrying off to god knows where
goldie:
WHEN TF DID YOU CHANGE YOUR HAIR I SAW YOU ON SAT AND IT WAS THE GOOD OLD CRUELLA AND BOOM MON HERE WE ARE
gnome:
could have just come up to me and asked like a normal human being i swear to god
encyclopaedia:
wait-why do you look more adorable
gnome:
… what do you mean more :D🔪🔪🔪🔪:D
cinnamoroll:
omgthe black hairwith the permomghyung you can’t walk around looking this good wtf
encyclopaedia:
mf you can’t talk
cinnamoroll:
LIKE YOU CAN, YOU RESIDENT HOT AF NERD
encyclopaedia:
is that a compliment or an insult 😭😭😭
kuromi:
omgyunnie why did you scurry off tho lmaoshould have gone up to him and took a closer picture
cinnamoroll:
but the fact he even took a picture like thislike the claritythe hd qualitythank you for your services yunho
chococat:
what are thanking yunho services for
baby pusheen:
i will do one betterwhat are his services?
goldie:
photography
baby pusheen:
understandablecarry on
chococat:
OMG I JUST CAUGHT UPDJKGHFJGHYUNGOEHYUNGIEYOUR HAIRHONGJOONG WTFJDHGFKJHFGHGJHFi wanna mess up the mop so bad 😭😭😭😭😭
baby pusheen:
i can see how soft that is
gnome:
thanksit’s actually frieddue to all the bleaching i used to do
baby pusheen:
you know what i am sensing?
encyclopaedia:
i am scared to ask-
baby pusheen:
@annoying lil shitwassup
cinnamoroll:
A BRATTHROUGH AND THROUGH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
kuromi:
the way i don’t even have the audacity to do that
encyclopaedia:
you will never catch me trying to rile up mother and father
goldie:
you have just accepted them as your parents, haven’t you?
encyclopaedia:
🤷🏼🤷🏼
chococat:
@annoying lil shitanswer him
baby pusheen:
we’re waiting
annoying lil shit:
…i watch true crime
chococat:
doesn’t matterwhat ya think about joongie hyung’s new hairdo 👀👀👀👀
baby pusheen:
the world wants to know 🎤🎤🎤
kuromi:
i am crying yalli can’t with these two
gnome:
:D
annoying lil shit:
it’s… cute.
gnome:
oh?thanks
annoying lil shit:
HE IS STILL A LITTLE SQUIRRELY GNOME IN THE GARDEN THOOKAY?GET THAT RIGHT
gnome:
i spoke too soon
cinnamoroll:
i am wheezing pls 😭😭😭😭
encyclopaedia:
appayou need to fight back
goldie:
APPA
gnome:
fight back? okay@annoying lil shit
annoying lil shit:
WHAT 🤨🤨🤨
gnome:
you are cute too, darling
annoying lil shit:
…
chococat:
JHSGJDSGHDKJHGDFHKFCHJFHSKJDJGJRKGHKJDFHGFJKHIYNVIEUTHSKJDKHG DKGHDRHSUJGHDKJGHN KRH JEI OUGJMWOESGJMEJAWIRFHNI EKHGIERUNHEMIKHSEIURDNHIUEHYNIDRJH
encyclopaedia:
I SAID FIGHT BACK NOT FLIRT BACKDAMN IT
kuromi:
ARE WE SEEINGAM I HALLUCINATINGARE WE DEADAM I IN ADREAMWTFWTHATKJGHKLDFHJ FHSIUFKHSEKG SAME WOOUO
goldie:
omgomfgappa is bold
cinnamoroll:
WHAT ARE WE WITNESSINGWHAT IS THIS
encyclopaedia:
historywe are witnessing history
baby pusheen:
ANNNNDDDDDDD the plot thickens
……
kuromi:
yalli need someone to listen to me
baby pusheen:
i am freewassup
goldie:
me toooomy next class is in 2 hoursi am jobless
kuromi:
🥺🥺🥺🥺there’s this dude in my classwho has been… for a lack of better word, annoyinglike every time he sees me he has something to comment on about melast time he spoke about how i spoke very funnilyand this time he was talking about how pretentious i am or sumnlike trying too hard to be liked by everyoneidek where he gets it fromit’s just annoying honestlylike the first ever time he started, he started by talking shit about my sexuality and honestly it just never stopped since
goldie:
wtf is his problem??sounds like a bored little piece of shit that just wants to see people suffer
baby pusheen:
hyungyou realiseyou could justidkpunch him oncei am sure he will see heavenor hell with the kind of person he seems to be due to all this
kuromi:
idk 😭😭😭😭😭and omg i don’t wanna hurt anyone 😭😭😭😭😭it’s against my morals
goldie:
where are you right now?is he still there??
kuromi:
yeahhe is still talkingbut now to his friends but i can hear it clearly that it is about me:D
baby pusheen:
is it a free hour for you??
kuromi:
?? yeah ??why?
baby pusheen:
i am coming overeven if i don’t want to fight physically i can be there for moral support
goldie:
me too! me too!!i am coming over!!!
kuromi:
thank you guys 🥺🥺🥺my friend had an elective to attend and the only other friend is absent today 😭😭😭 was feeling a little lonely having to deal with all this by myself
……
Yunho had tagged along with Jongho halfway through when they were near the physical education block. Both of them were worried, visibly but also determined to help San out in what little way they could. It didn’t take that long for them to find him. He was pretty much outside of the class. And Yunho was about to run and pick up San, like he has grown a habit to do so now, regardless of how big the other man looked. But he paused when he noticed the looming look San had with a small pout as he looked at a group of guys on his other side from the corner of his eyes.Yunho had to pull himself back from wanting to throw a punch. It obviously wasn’t the best idea. Jongho had similar thoughts as well, but more of just throwing the entire man off the building. Both of them restrained themselves by clenching their fists and moving towards San.San hadn’t noticed them, too busy listening in on what was being spoke about him. Even if he told himself and pretended that it didn’t matter what they said about him. The truth at the end of the day was that, it did hurt. But no one really had to know that.His face lit up as he finally noticed, Jongho and Yunho nearing him. He put on a smile and went up to hug them. Yunho gave him a tight hug, squeezing him and swaying him, making San giggle a little. To his surprise, Jongho also let him hug him. He knew Jongho wasn’t someone who was that comfortable with physical affection, so he was even more grateful that he was trying to comfort him right now.And as if to ruin all good things.“Oh, look at Sannie and his little wittle friend group,” A voice that was clearly tailor-made to be annoying, grating, making-the-brain-itch-in-all-the-wrong-ways, spoke up.The instant glare from Jongho was effective enough to shut the snickering that had followed. San’s face dropped to a frown once again. So did Yunho’s.“You do know not everyone wants to hear all your thoughts and opinions, right?” Yunho spoke up, he tried his best to be nice. After all, San didn’t seem to really appreciate violence.“Buddy, it’s my thoughts and my opinions. I can talk about it anywhere I want and to anyone I want.” The other guy had replied before adding with a really, really, annoying grin, “Freedom of Speech, am I right?”Both Jongho and Yunho had to take a sharp inhale to try not to do something impulsive. Just as Jongho was about to say something, the guy spoke up again.“Besides, who are you even? His little gay group of friends? Oh, then I have some questions. What do yall even do when you are by yourself? Oh wait, I know-”He couldn’t really complete his sentence. San and Yunho were staring with wide eyes while Jongho was just mildly amused and a little surprised. Hongjoong, god knows where he had appeared from, jumped in. Throwing a strong punch straight to the face before dragging the dude to the ground and sitting on top of him before punching his face for the second time for good measure. “Say that again. I dare you,” Hongjoong grumbled as he held up a fist while holding the guy down. His friends at the back wanted to intervene but weren’t able to. After all, you do not want to get on the bad side of a little man who is filled with rage and just pounced at your self-proclaimed leader out of nowhere.The other guy sputtered out in pain and annoyance, “Who the fuck-”Jongho couldn’t help but take a quick video of the entire scene. Hongjoong gripped his shirt and pulled him up a little. The guy groaned in more pain.“That was your hint to shut your mouth. Now. If I see you anywhere on this campus, I don’t care what you are doing or who you are with. I can and will throw hands. And you will have to catch them whether you like it or not. And I won’t even give you a warning. I don’t care if you hadn’t even seen me. I will still fucking punch you. So, you either apologise to San now and never talk or look at him again. Or you live the rest of your college life in fear of when you will be smacked silly,” Hongjoong glared at him as he watched the guy’s face slowly sink in the information.“I will apologise,” He mumbled, the voice tinted with shame.“Good choice.” Hongjoong mumbled back, before getting up and making the other dude stand up next to him, still holding onto his collar, “Do it.”The guy groaned once again before looking at San, a glare ever present, “I am sorry.”“You know, I have enough energy to stay here the entire day to keep you-”“I am sorry! Oh my god, I am fucking sorry, okay? I will not talk to you or look at you again! I am sorry for saying everything I have said about you. It was not right. I am sorry. Please forgive me.” He vomited out, head bent as he stared down.“I- uh- what?” San stuttered.“You don’t need to forgive him, San-ah,” Hongjoong’s voice surprisingly very soft when he addressed San. No glare, no anger. Nothing. For a second, San could feel his heart skip a beat at being protected like this, even without expecting it.“It’s okay. You can let him go, hyungie,” San smiled at Hongjoong.Hongjoong raised an eyebrow, before glaring back at the dude who was struggling in his hold, “You try something again… I will end you. And I don’t mean your actual life, your entire future will be in shambles and you will live to see it. Got it?”If the guy was shivering in fear, he tried his best not to show it as he nodded vigorously. Hongjoong pushed him as his group of friends ushered him away. He finally looked at the three. San, who was smiling so adorably with his dimples out and all. Jongho, who had the smuggest little face as he held a phone. Yunho, who was still gaping at the scene as he couldn’t believe what he just witnessed.“It’s almost time for lunch. Hyung will pay, come,” Hongjoong grumbled before pulling a happy San by hand as the other two followed.
……
moving on from whatever that was
baby pusheen:
[video]:D
chococat:
…is thatis that hongjoong?FIGHTING A DUDE???
encyclopaedia:
WTF FHHGJFDKJFHGwait i just caught upomg san are you okay?????and wtf is hongjoong doingwiattell me that’s the dude who was tryna bully sancause he fuckign deserves it then
chococat:
I SWEARwho tf bullies another person at this age and that too in a universitywhat an immature ass
kuromi:
thank you for worrying 🥹🥹🥹🥹i am actually goodnever been betteri did not expect him to go off like thatfelt a little too happy at being protected like that 🥹🥹🥹🥹
chococat:
i can imagine 🥹🥹🥹🥹
goldie:
ngli would have done it toobut hyungie really popped out of nowhere 😭😭😭😭😭i am never getting on the bad side of this manhe could gi joe me any dayi will die before i could tell the story
baby pusheen:
same thoi was ready to throw a punch as wellbut then mans popped uphe also treated us for lunch with his money after that lmao
chococat:
NO FAIR I WANT FREE FOOD AND TO WATCH THE FIGHT
encyclopaedia:
nglit’s so satisfying to watch the dude get smacked
cinnamoroll:
first of all, i am so glad you are okay, san-ahsecond of allomghe actuallyhe actually did that
encyclopaedia:
we shouldn’t doubt our father
annoying lil shit:
…
chococat:
👀👀👀👀
annoying lil shit:
he actually beat someone upwith his height?
baby pusheen:
now after watching that i wouldn’t try to say that-
gnome:
mf what did you just say?!
annoying lil shit:
marry me
gnome:
… what
annoying lil shit:
marry me, you fucking squirrel ass gnome looking smurf ass minion
gnome:
…i am so confused
chococat:
i have tears in my eyes as i type
encyclopaedia:
hyunghe is proposingas good as it could get honestly
cinnamoroll:
AM I WITNESSING MARRIAGE?!?!
kuromi:
THIS IS SO FUNNY BUT I LOVE IT PLS CONTINUEARE THEY GONNA BE HUSBAND AND HUSBAND??????????
goldie:
CAN I BE THE FLOWER BOI?!
baby pusheen:
i will be the ring bearer
chococat:
I WILL BE THE BRIDESMAID
cinnamoroll:
sweetie there is no bride
chococat:
can i wear a cute dress and still be a groomsman? 🥺🥺🥺🥺
kuromi:
of coursewe will call authorities if anyone tries to judge 😤😤😤
baby pusheen:
or my fist can talkactually hongjoong hyung’s fist would talk before mine
goldie:
so true
encyclopaedia:
i would like to be the officiant
cinnamoroll:
you know how to officiate weddings?
encyclopaedia:
how hard could it be?
cinnamoroll:
right righti will take care of the guests
chococat:
OMG I CAN COOKif there isn’t too many people that is
goldie:
i am picturing spring yall
kuromi:
that’d make sensespring is very very pretty
annoying lil shit:
i want a dress too
encyclopaedia:
👀👀👀👀i know some boutiques
gnome:
first of all, wtf are yall on aboutsecond of all, no one’s getting marriedthird of all, if yall think i am letting you wear some other designer’s clothes on MY wedding i will kill you alli don’t care what you wantdress or suiti will make itand yall will stfu and wear it
annoying lil shit:
…
encyclopaedia:
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goldie:
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baby pusheen:
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kuromi:
…
cinnamoroll:
…
chococat:
…damn that was hothyung you wanna marry me too?
gnome:
🤦🏼