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Isak's boyfriend, the man we all know, is unpredictable. Like, super unpredictable. Sometimes he is warm and smiles brightly, but sometimes he is cold and puts on a stern countenance. He's weird and funny, flamboyant and confident, gentle and powerful, gloomy and dark... He is complicated. Everyone is complicated, but he is especially complicated. All right, let's put that aside. Let's talk about Magnus, a boy who recently has a problem with his girlfriend. Oh poor Mags. There is something wrong with Vilde's family and she has closed herself off and refused to see him recently. Although it isn't his fault, he blames himself a lot for not being able to help his girl well. "I wonder if she wants to break up with me." Magnus plays with his fingers anxiously."She's still ghosting you? Any talk?" asks Jonas."Nah. She doesn't answer my phone. I went to her place yesterday, and she asked me to leave through the door.""That sucks, man." says Mahdi."Did she specifically tell you she was breaking up with you?" A distinct, deep voice breaks in. Even looks at him and says in a casual tone.Magnus shakes his head."Good. Do you know what she's doing lately?""I'm not sure. But I think she mentioned before that she will work part-time in the park these days. I don't know if she's changed her plans."Boys all looks at Even, curious what he's going to say next.Isak tugs at his boyfriend's sleeve slightly and squints at him suspiciously. "Well, if you can't contact her directly, then ask her friends. Chris, Noora, Eva or Sana. Just ask them. Surely they'd like to help you." Even shrugs, holding Isak's hand soothingly.Magnus gives a look of sudden enlightenment."Now?""Yes, now. Call them."Soon Magnus learns from Chris that Vilde is in the park right today. "Should I go to her? What if she doesn't want to see me?""It's better than nothing. Just go to her. If she doesn't want to see you, you make her want to see you."Magnus blinks blankly."How?""Well, you do something to lower her defenses and get her attention at the same time. Like, you can wear a mascot costume and sneak into the staff, giving her a surprise. Use your imagination.""Ugh, that's ridiculous." Isak rolls his eyes and sneers, "She'll think he's stupid. You can't let him risk a trick like that. And you, Magnus, if you really listen to him, you will definitely be scolded by the security guard."Even chuckles and raises his brows at the cocky younger boy, "You've been against me lately, haven't you?"Isak snorts. "So I'm gonna do something funny to please her?" asks Magnus with his eyes gleaming.Isak sighs reluctantly. This boy, well let's say, Even's biggest fanboy, will definitely listen to Even, no matter what ridiculous advice Even gives.Even smiles at him, "You got me, Mags. That's the point. Do something funny to please her, even it's stupid. Take her to a quiet place, like a lake, yelling, letting off steam, whatever. Take her to do something insane today and save the sanity for another day. If she enjoys being with you, it's never too late to talk.""Shit, Even. You are my hero!" Magus suddenly stands up and hugs him."Good luck, buddy." Even pats him on the shoulder.Isak coughs loudly as they draw away.Even laughs and refolds his boyfriend in his arms. So does Magnus finally make it? The only thing we know is that Vilde keeps telling her friends how exciting, thrilling and incredible that day is. "God. Your stupid ideas always work." Isak admits, lying on his boyfriend's chest."If they work, how can they be called stupid?" Even plays with Isak's hair and grins proudly, showing off his naughty fangs."Pfft. I can only thank God that Magnus didn't get beat up by the fucking guard," Isak pauses. Did he just say a rap by accident?Even laughs, "You're like a worried mama, babe. Mama Rapper, by the way.""What the fuck?""It's okay, mama. Kinda hot.""Fuck off!" Isak shoves him playfully on the chest and laughs, "You're so fucking weird. Shut up. Don't make me think you're a mother freak.""What a slander," Even chuckles, pulls him back and kisses him, soon making his boyfriend moan into his mouth."So why do you think my idea will get Magnus beaten up?" Even pulls away a little and stares at Isak's wet red lips pleasantly."Because, I worry every day that you fucker will get beaten up when you walk on the street." Isak pants, brushes his nose with Even's and wants to keep kissing."Wow, accuse me of my walk again?" Even presses a hard kiss on Isak's lips and teases the younger boy's yielding tongue skillfully. Isak whimpers, clenching the clothes on Even's chest."That's why you scribbled on my favorite hoodie?" says Even in an elusive tone."You're the worst," Isak groans, "You think your hoodie is more important than me.""I didn't say that," Even pulls a smirk on his mouth, "I like your scribbling, baby. You made me the idol of my friends.""It supposed to make a fool of you!" Isak whines helplessly and bites on Even's collarbone, then on his Adam's apple, then on his lips, trying to stop the older boy from laughing and laughing and laughing. So what exactly did Isak scribble on Even's hoodie that day? Let's see. It's a sentence: If this man is too arrogant to walk, for his handsome sake, don't kick his ass.