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Alexis Ness worked at a bakery every Monday and Friday.There, he sold a lot of bread (378 different kinds to be exact), cake (Käsekuchen, Altdeutscher Apfelkuchen, Pflaumenkuchen, Donauwelle, Streuselkuchen, and even more) and other baked goods, Bretzel and Schokocrossaint most importantly, to his customers.
But his favourite part of working in a bakery was the baking itself.He was often assigned to do that, and he was very happy. He loved baking Apfelstrudel, Schweineohren, Schwarzwälderkirschkuchen and most importantly, Gugelhupf.Today he baked a total of 300 of them, and because they are so popular, there were only two left in the evening.So Alexis had the wonderful idea (that was totally against the law) to take the delicious Gugelhupfs home, since he wanted to eat them with his boyfriend, Michael (pronounce: Mi-ha-el).So he packed the Gugelhupfs into his big ass bag and started walking to the bus station.The bus miraculously came, even though it had a 10 minute delay, which was very short in comparison to what Alexis was used to.And as Alexis stepped into his Waldhütte, the Gugelhupfs in one hand, he suddenly saw that someone was sitting at the wooden table.It was, ach du grüne Neune, ISAGI YOICHI wearing a black baggy jacked, a cap and skinny jeans!!“Ich fress’ nen Besen..”, said Alexis, shocked.
“Verflixt und zugenäht, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?”Isagi smirked. "Kaiser invited me"“Alter, biste blöd, why would he do that?” Alexis gripped the box with the Gugelhupfs tighter.In that moment, Michael came into the room, beer in one hand, Döner in the other.Alexis sighed in relief. “Micha, warum ist dieser dreckige obdachlose Gammler in unserem Haus?” (Micha, why is this dirty homeless Gammler in our house?), he asked innocently.Michael took a bite from his Döner. “Ich habe ihn eingeladen. Heute ist Bro Abend.” (I invited him. Today is bro evening)“Seit wann ist er dein Bro?” (Since when is he your bro?)“Seit gestern.” (Since yesterday)Alexis was confused. He just wanted to eat the Gugelhupf with his boyfriend, and now Isagi was interrupting him? Grundgütiger.Kaiser continued: “Wir haben uns gestern in München getroffen und ich habe realisiert, dass er auch skinny jeans trägt.” (We met yesterday in Munich and I realised that he was wearing skinny jeans like me)Alexis sighed in defeat. Well, they could still eat the two Gugelhupfs together.So they ate the Gugelhupfs while talking about how great Kaiser Impact is.The Gugelhupfs were delicious.