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Sexy medic: Breakdown and I just watched the new movie that came out recently. Wicked was really good i'm so exited for the part 2 honestly..Medics are hot: It was kinda good honestly.I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: oh cool what’s it’s about?
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Baby: uhhhhBaby: why isBaby: what theI AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: … uhBaby: Stranger danger and stuff wowSingle mother {Owner}: Query: Are you a human? Your speech patterns give off a child’s.Baby: yeah..I’m a human.MLP crier: kick himScientist (nerd) {Mod} has kicked Baby from the group chat?? has added Baby to the group chatScientist (nerd) {Mod} has kicked Baby from the group chat?? has added Baby to the group chatScientist (nerd) {Mod}: This is illogical Baby: this is so weirdMedics are hot: tell me about itBaby: should I do a quick intro?MLP crier {Admin}: YesBaby: Cody and he/him?I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: star is fine for me he/him preferablyspiderWOMEN: Spider and She/her is fine, also how old are youBaby: … 12Sexy medic: CHO KEBaby: what’s sexy?Sexy Medic: break is… jkSexy Medic: also knock is fine, he/himMedics are hot: aww thanks and break he/himSingle mother {Owner}: Name; Sound and he/himMLP crier {Admin}: … D-16, he/himI AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: really?MLP crier {Admin}: shut up he can’t knowScientist (nerd) {Mod}: Shock is most logical and he/himBaby: oh cool, anyways where are you guys from?Sexy medic: uhhhhI AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: uh uh uh Norterbyc!!I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: its FrenchspiderWOMEN: yeah FrenchBaby: Sick!! I’ve never been to France. I get stuck on this boring placeMedics are hot: so uh how was your dayBaby: Oh not much just simply traveled through time and ended up finding an evil scientist who tried to experiment on my friends and accidentally made a universe where the evil scientist won and my family were workers and I ended up saving them then went back in time again to grab what made that timeline then went back to my original timeline. Yk not much so how was your guys day :DI AM NEW LEADER {Mod}: What the frag
Decepticon’s work GC
Starscream: THE KIDS 12 AND HES TIME TRAVELED???Megatron: we must keep him around longerSoundwave: Soundwave; concerned, his parents why would they let their kid do thatKnockout: those fleshies, are weird we knew thisSoundwave: Confusion; time traveling? that isnt normal
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Baby: sigh I’m so tired I’m gonna sleep for the night my older brother is being so annoying rn so I may pop up laterI AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: good idea Cody nightSexy medic: get a good 8 hours
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Decepticons work GC
Starscream: Time traveling 12 year old what’s next he has this car that teleports him to locations that his brother picks out (The next day)** Homos..** *Current Admins online [MLP Crier]**Current Mods online [I AM THE NEW LEADER, Scientist (nerd)]**Current users online [Sexy Medic, Medics are hot, Single Mother {Owner}, and spiderWOMEN]*
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Baby: YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TODAYSingle mother {Owner}: Query; What happened?Baby: My friends and I were teleported all over the city I live in and it takes us to locations my older brother picked out for his date!!spiderWOMEN: WAIT DIDNT STAR PREDICT THISI AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: I’m going to deactivate myselfspiderWOMEN: HASHAHZBAJANSAKCJSingle mother {Owner}: Query; how tf did he predict thisScientist (nerd) {Mod}: Maybe because the author thought it would be funny to add the joke and will probably randomly make a dumb joke that Starscream predicts something since Starscream is silly like thatSingle mother {Owner}: whatScientist (nerd) {Mod}: WhatBaby: Man now im I’m reminiscing over that one time I was almost burned alive by lavaI AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: CHO KESingle mother {Owner}: Query; What else happened to youBaby: Let’s seeeeee alright so basicallyBaby: Robot dinosaur got lose an almost killed some people, yk the classic almost burned to death, almost burned alive, flying lobsters… don’t ask, unleashed a bunch of nanites, almost died, almost killed a robot baby, their was that lion, weather machine x2, evil scientist who we met back in time recently shows up and makes the good scientist leave his job and again almost died. That’s about half so farSingle mother {Owner}: Query; half?Baby: wow thats a lot of querysScientist (nerd) {Mod}: COUGh author not knowing how he speaks Baby: anyways not including the falling objects and the time my friend almost died and I would have potentially been really injured and hurt. Not muchIM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Sound; Requires a drink.... holy frag. Query; How aren’t you dead???Baby: Skill, pure skill
**Private messages Optimus Prime and Cody**
Cody: Did you have a friend named D-16?
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I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: So you're on a rescue team?Baby: Oh yeah, we have firefighters, EMT, police force…. Architects? I have no clue what it's called?Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: not author not knowing what its called since she's too much of an idiot to remember
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*REASON: meanie and why did I write your character as a forth wall breaker.*Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Anyyyyyyways id recommend not mentioning firetrucks? Star has a vendetta against them its most illogical.I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: augh don't even get me started on those fragging firetrucks. I hate them with their big chest plates and pretty body and jdsjdianfsksk >:(Baby: oh wow, my brother is a firefighter so that's kinda real hating firefighter/trucksIM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: no, not that I just REEEEEALLY hate firetrucks just his guy I used to date liked them and just ewBaby: oh sorry bout thatI AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: nah mate you goodspiderWOMEN: scream never say ‘mate’ again you fragging spawn of unicronBaby: isnt unicron a god?spiderWOMEN: UH YUP HAHA YK A FRENCH ONE.I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: yeah man us french people have such weird godsBaby: oh sickI AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: anyways what happened today your life is like a tv show atpScientist (nerd) {Mod}: HahBaby: Anyways nothing too cool but only that there was this competition with my friend, her name is Frankie she and I are friends. Anyways there was a science competition and I had a water suit that would help forest fires.I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Oh that’s actually kinda coolBaby: Anyways she had a plant tower that was a forest.. on a towerI AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: that’s dangerous~Baby: Anyways so I used to suit to save the day basically :/ the mayor of this place is an actual idiot and only thinks about money istgI AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Oh cool you should sleep probablyBaby: fair enough I am exhausted from today. Maybe I'll tell a story of one of my missions kk?I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Thanks I find entertainment in these.
**Decepticons work GC**
Starscream: hey is it bad I slightly care for the human?Megatron: He’s foolish, but his innocence is high.Knockout: agreed anyways Starscream stop venting about heatwave we know you miss him don’t make it the kids problem.Starscream: >:( I’m not I just uhStarscream: Whatever anyways he sucks im better I don't deserve that brute heatwave HMPHKnockout: fucking twink go suck on a spikeStarscream: OH NOT LIKE YOU DONT SUCK ON SPIKES YOU HOMOAirachnid: WE ARE ALL HOMOSEXUALS YOU SPAWN OF A GLITCH?????Airachnid: also why tf for this gc is the effort almost depletedShockwave: The author is already annoyed that she has to reformat the entire fic she is nooot putting effort in this oneAirachnid: stop breaking the forth wall Shockwave: I literally cannot author wrote me this way, only reason your in this fic is because she thinks your hotAirachnid: god I hate your right
**Private messages Heatwave and Cody**
Cody: Hey weird question but did you have any romantic partners?Heatwave: .. I was young and dumb also Optimus is also going to visit at some point for some odd reason? He said he wanted to talk to you, try texting him why please? I don’t wanna bother him and I am kinda busy. Also, if you want to know about my ex I can tell a storyCody: oh alright and could I have their name?Heatwave: Starscream, why?Cody: just, no reason I wanna learn about you all more so I wanted to know if any of you had relationships.Heatwave: Oh alright.
**Private messages Optimus Prime and Cody**
Yesterday
Cody: Hey who’s D-16?
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Today
Optimus Prime: … D-16 was an old friend, if I were to explain our friendship i’d have to start from the beginning.Cody: ohCody: What happened? just like a short summary if you could btw. Optimus Prime: Like how I, Orion Pax had become Optimus Prime. He, D-16 had become Megatron. I do miss him and wish we could be friends again… that Era has long ended and we still are at war. Sometimes I do think back and wonder, ‘Could I have changed anything? Could I have been a better friend?’ Apologies I’ll explain in detail in due time.Cody: … Cody was worried, well as worried a 12 year old can be about how he potentially is friends with a bunch of Decepticons. Heatwave and Chase told him the basics of the war and Decepticons. He was panicking SLIGHTLY then he realized something. If he’s friend with both sides… maybe he can make them friends again.He then decided after thinking hard enough, he would do his best to become better friends with the Decepticons and Auto bots and maybe. He could stop the war.
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I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: hey should we change the gc name?I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: **@everyone** ?
**Baby is online**
Baby: I mean I still have time to think if I like guys?I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Sooooo while we wait for the othersssss how's rescue work been?Baby: Boring, nothing too cool has been happening right now if something did happen I'd tell.I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: same honestly, so can I hear a story about a past endeavor?Baby: sure ig. So there's this guy named Doc Green right?I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: oh yeah the Frankie girls dad?Baby: Yup, basically I wanted to ride a motorcycle ish bike?I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: that is actually so fragging stupid holy prime above a motorcycle??? Sound would kill you??Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: According to my calculations, the number of motorcycle fatalities is 5,579 in most recent years. This is highly illogicalBaby: why are your french swear words so weird? also wow that's a lot of deaths from a motorcycle people should really stop riding them.Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Not the only thing people wanna ride when they see a motorcycle guys.... I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: SHOCK HE IS 12 also im gonna cut that other convo short. we just have weird swears but we chill.
**Single mother is online**
Baby: it passed all safety regulations
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Baby: anyways i had to prove, “responsibility” and by watching a robo babyI AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: whatBaby: yup im also a single mom >:D/jBaby: anyways the kid almost broke but was caught thanks to my frienddddBaby: Wade!!I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: oh tell wade he's cool!!Baby: yup plan to
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Kade {Mod}: Cody when was the last time you were off your phone you look so weird laughingCody: just some friendsHeatwave {Mod}: Continue Ii find entertainment in KAde wondering what your laughing about..Cody: oh also heatwave a friend thinks your coolHeatwave {Mod}: HAHHA TAKE THAT KADE!! Wait does he know that I'm aCody: nope you're wade in thisBoulder: Chasee says “an acceptable human name”, he refuses to drivve and text. Also Chief agrees since he also refuses to text and drive.Cody: yeah no that makes sense ngl anyways their all not from griffin rock their from FRANCE :DBlades: oh cool i've never been to france, maybe we will meet someone from france one day.Cody: Hah wouldn’t that be funny even funnier if it was an authorBlades: Perish the thoughtBlades: HahahaCody: Hahaha
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Baby: Augh my dad is sick that means my big brother has to tell us what to do since he's the oldest and biggest. And with his words summed up YoU cAnT jOiN uS fOr MiSsIoNs UnTiL yOuR bIg EnOuGh i hate him. Then he said once i'm taller than him i can lead the teamspiderWOMEN: He sounds like a complete assholeBaby: he is :/ augh hes such aBaby: wait am i allowed to swear ‘spiderWOMEN: yeah we chillBaby: NOBLE!!1!1Baby: anyways he was being such an asshole and its so annoying. i'm gonna go for a little, rescue missionspiderWOMEN: bye!!Baby: bye!!
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spiderWOMEN: i wonder why the format changedScientist (nerd) {Mod}: maybe cause the author gave in and put effort in**MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED BY ??***REASON: STOP YOUR SO MEAN*
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Medics are hot: oh hey codyBaby: hey break!!Medics are hot: Anything cool happens?Baby: Well currently I look like an adult so that's gotta countSexy Medic: YK I was gonna lurk but now i'm confused how tf.Baby: Complicated but basically ray go shoot at me, I become an adult. I am taller than my big brother rn sooooSexy Medic: Wow congratsBaby: How tall are you all?Sexy Medic: yk an average heightBaby: Riiiight I doubt you understand american heights ill just assume 6ft ishSexy Medic: AccurateSexy Medic: hold on mlp crier is blasting the mlp intro i'm gonna tell him to shut upBaby: kkBaby: well ill beMedics are hot: ? What?Baby: I accidentally pulled my big brothers gfMedics are hot: knock would be proud of youBaby: >:D Baby: welp my big brother looks like a childspiderWOMEN: thatspiderWOMEN: yk what cool your life confuses meBaby: Same with me!! anyways wade made another snarky commentBaby: aaaand were back to normal!! im happy with my body i like being a childspiderWOMEN: enjoy being a child for as long as you want, also please dont tell star he loves the snarky comments
**I AM THE NEW LEADER is online**
I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: WHO SUMMONED MEBaby: Snarky commentI AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: YAYYYYYYYYYY jumping in the air so happy i love himspiderWOMEN: ayo?I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: i meant that in a silly way frag offspiderWOMEN: fine finespiderWOMEN: BTW i never asked you have any siblings other then your big brother?Baby: oh yeah, im the youngest so i have an older sister, and two brothers.spiderWOMEN: can we give them nicknames?I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: I’ll ask sound,spiderWOMEN: how do we get him onlineI AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: i got thisI AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: OH MY PRIME CODY FELL OFF A CLIFF
**Single Mother {Owner} is online**
Single Mother {Owner}: SHOCKED; WHAT HAPPENED!1111!!11!!!!Single Mother {Owner}: Disapointed; OhSingle Mother {Owner}: Disapointed; Oh frag off you two I hate you both.spiderWOMEN: BAHHAHAHAAHHDHAHHSHSAHSAHDAI AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: PFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTSingle Mother {Owner}: Annoyed; Frag off and I guess I could make a bot for nicknames? Its a work in progress all though.Baby: Try it :DSingle Mother {Owner}: Hm.
**SINGLE MOTHER HAS ADDED [Lazerbeak.bot]**
I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: You named it after your child???? Really???Single Mother {Owner}: shut upBaby: You named your child Lazerbeak?Single Mother {Owner}: …Single Mother {Owner}: No its a nickname I gave himBaby: sick
**SINGLE MOTHER HAS ASSIGNED NICKNAMES TO [Slay queen (sparkle)], [Science Rules], [Bitch]**
Baby: We are not naming him bitch >:( thats not very niceSingle Mother {Owner}: …
**SINGLE MOTHER HAS RENAMED [Bitch] - [Hoes no s]**
Baby: fineBaby: wait can i get a custom titleSingle Mother {Owner}: … fine
**SINGLE MOTHER HAS ASSIGNED THE TITLE [Rescue boy] to [Cody]**
Baby {Rescue Boy}: the name is giving flashbacks BUT NOBLE :DSingle Mother {Owner}: I plan to turn off so the others don’t ask for one because Star has been asking for “I AM A STAR” for months.Baby {Rescue boy}: I’ll take it :)
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MLP Crier: Yeah so basically that's what happened in all the seasons of My Little Pony but I haven't had time or the location to binge the new season.Baby: Oh since my family and I are on a rescue team we have access to shows early. I can give you my family’s account to watch itMLP Crier: ….MLP Crier: its fine ill watch it when it comes outBaby: No, I insist.MLP Crier: noBaby: YesMlP Crier: … fineBaby: :DMLP Crier: … thank you codyBaby: No problem D-16!!MLP Crier: …MLP Crier: :)
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Chief {Admin}: Cody who is watching My little pony? On your account?Cody: A friend who really REEAAALLY likes mlp like so much he criedKade {Mod}: He cried-Kade {Mod}; WATCHING MY LITTLE FUCKING PONY???????????????Chief {Admin}: LanguageKade {Mod}: sry caught me off guardCody: Yeah my friends are really coolCody: Their french!!!Kade {Mod}: OFC its french peopleChief {Admin}: KadeKade {Mod}: fineChief {Admin}: Anyways @everyone I was informed that there was a large glacier mountain nearby. Meet at the dock in 20 minutes.Cody: KK got it!!
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Baby: Hey I have a question?MLP Crier: Go aheadScientist (nerd): All ears as some sayBaby: Do you think bad people can change?MLP Crier: What… sparked this curiosity?Baby: Well there was this evil doctor guy that's evil and mean. Anyways he gave us the painting of our grandfather and he seemed…. Nicer? I'm thinking he may willchange but I don't know. Do you both think bad people could change?MLP Crier: When I was younger, I had done many, MANY bad things. I don’t think he will or could ever forgive me. So I doubt he would change. I don’t think I could change either.Baby: ohScientist (nerd): I also must agree on that, bad people can never be good. I’ve done way worse than what he has and I fully dont regret it. Everything I've done is all in one logical way. I personally don't trust him. So I'd be more careful with that Frame. Knowing him, maybe a camera is in it? For now I'd recommend not showing too much near that picture.Baby: that actually seems like something he’d do, wait let me check it out.Scientist (nerd): You know, it would seem logical to tell him.MLP Crier: No, that's an order. He’s far too young and innocent. He is 12 or less and shouldn’t be caught up in this Baby: shit their was a cameraMLP Crier: Did you say something important in front of it???Baby: Kinda??? I'm so scared and worried what if he knows what if he hurts my friends. He knows something people shouldn't. I'm so scared. Am I overreacting?//?//?MLP Crier: Uh um no you aren't, uh scrap sound is normally good at this uh okay so um, trying breathing for 6 seconds, hold in for 5 and release for 4. Do this and once your feeling better slowly stop.Baby: kkBaby: okay, okay I think it worked? I’m scaredScientist (nerd): If the man ever even dares to lay a single servo I mean uh, finger, I will bring everyone I know and we will beat him until he dies? Then we'll kill him again.MLP Crier: basically if he hurts you or even dares to touch you we will bow him up or I laser canon his ass.Baby: thank you, and please don't kill him?Baby: pleaseMLP Crier: FineMLP Crier: tell me about your day and then sleep, please.Baby: got it :)
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spiderWOMEN: Prime it’s so difficult to be a asshole these days istpBaby: oh dangspiderWOMEN: however much I wish to regret saying thing… what’s going on currentlyBaby: My family is acting… odd? Like we went to this garden thing and I learned that someone tried to break down this place. Then suddenly my family is acting kinda weird? My dad picked up a phone and went… sorta emotionless?spiderWOMEN: ohspiderWOMEN: shit cod are you okay?????Baby: uh I’m a biiiiit scaredBaby: if I knew what to do I’d do itspiderWOMEN: if you give me a location I can get a helicopter to pick you up and take you awayBaby: Thank you for the offer but my family is in danger and I’m rlly worriedspiderWOMEN: got it please be careful I need you safe. However muc bc I regret to say this… I care for you to an extent even though we will most likely never meet or ever be completely honest. We all care for you. Even shockwaveBaby: Shockwave..?spiderWOMEN: oh um that’s just shock’s nicknameBaby: oh alrightspiderWOMEN: yeah so be careful. If you need help just call almost all of us are free half the timeBaby: thank you. I’ll inform if anything goes wellspiderWOMEN: no problem and ty Baby: Good news and bad newsspiderWOMEN: What?? What happened Cody istp I’m gonna have a strokeBaby: Relax, I'm fine. The bad news is the garden that’s really nice is destroyedspiderWOMEN: Ah I see. Good news?Baby: Everyone is okay now don’t worry Baby: hey who is Airachnid and why did they send a bunch of plants?spiderWOMEN: oh I wonder who that was.
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Baby
: augh this weather is horrible
Single Mother
{Owner}
: Query; I can detect.. Annoyance?
Baby
: oh actually nevermind me and my friend are gonna play a virtual game!! I can send the code if you want ^^
Single Mother {Owner}: Appreciated; Please do
Baby
:
avirtualdisaster.html
Single Mother {Owner}: .. thank you
Baby
: Nah don't mention it!! Alright I’m gonna log off Bye
Single Mother
: Goodbye Cody
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Baby
: Are you all Cody’s friends?
Single Mother
{Admin}
: Answer; Yes who is this?
Baby
: His older sister
Single Mother {Admin}: Query; What happened
Baby
: Power Lines cut he's stuck inside the video game
Single Mother
{Admin}
: Reply; I can get him out
Baby
: Pardon?
Single Mother
{Admin}
: Reply; I can get him out he gave me the code
Baby
: Are you a hacker?
Single Mother {Admin}: Confidence; A damn good one
Baby
: Okay thank you, it's a videogame i'd suggest sending something easy and fast
Single Mother {Admin}: Ravage; eject
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Cody and Blades had just pulled a sword out the stone to fight the dragon. It brought them up in the air instead. Blades was incredibly scared. Cody says while looking at blades
“Come on Blades, we have to jump!”
Blades crosses his arms in a sassy way and says while putting on a brave front “And get barbecued? HAH there is no way-”
Blades were cut short by the tile of the floating pedestal being removed piece by piece. Cody turns to Blade and says “HURRY BLADES!!! If we don't jump now we’ll fall!! Remember the whole hurt in simulation hurt in real life?!”
Cody jumps on the next floating platform and soon when blades have enough courage he jumps on the next platform. Blades with his confidence boosted, he and Cody jump onto the next platform. Blades accidentally jumped a bit late and fell.
“CODY”
“BLADES”
THIRD PLAYER JOINED :: ENTER
R2\/@G3
Ravage had jumped and hit the exclamation mark and the three ended up being surrounded by the force field protecting them. Blades and Cody punch the dragon and win, but somehow a random cat had just saved Blades and gave him a note in the cat's mouth..
“Dear Cody and Cody’s friend. I sent my cat in a more normal attire. Cody’s friend I shall give my number incase of emergencies and you all are in danger. Thank you, Sound”
Once they read the note the level ended
Now entering Earth Simulation
Blades sighs “I cannot believe we got saved, BY A CAT!?”
The cat meows and jumps on the blades window and lays down. Cody chuckled lightly one more level and was home free- While Cody said that the cat meowed to tell Cody a bunch of flying arrows were heading their way. Blades got hit in the knee and they all hid behind a rock. The cat took off the arrow and the cat meowed and jumped on the rock, falling a bit short but Cody went and grabbed it.
Blade says annoyed “I used to think video games were fun, but then I got hit in the ankle.’ The cat meows in response and hides in the blades window. The three then use the shield to protect themselves but cant continue because of a boulder in the way. The three have to pause and run away from the boulder but the game slows them and the pase down. The cat meows really loudly and the rock gets destroyed. The three then slowly take the trek up and are able to walk normally. Suddenly the trees start to fight them and in the distance you can hear.
FOURTH PLAYER JOINED :: ENTER HEATWAVE
Heatwave runs up to the two, not expecting to see a cat screaming at a tree and the tree just falling. He was also slightly relieved that Cody and Blades were okay.
Blades says while being very relieved of having heatwave near “Heatwave!! Thank primeus that cat is horrifying!! It freaking yelled loud enough TO BREAK A BOULDER!?!!”
Heatwave says while being quite skittish “... I don't think normal cats can do that? Also, did you ask for the cat's name?”
Cody just sorta pauses and says while being nonchalant “We were uh quite busy? Also-the-author-wanted-to-create-ambiance COUGH what? Anyways we haven't”
The cat sighs and hops back on blades window head thingy(?) One of the new trees grabs the cat and it meows really loudly which Blades replies to Heatwave and Cody “Ravage has this!! Lets go beat the level!!” The three then run and Heatwave fights the next batch of trees with the cat apparently named ravage? Cody and Blades get to the top of the mountain when Cody gets stuck but distracts the newly formed rock griffin and Blades runs and gets the flag. It teleports the rest of them to Blades and they win
Blades and Cody exit the game and Blades confused says “Wait, how was Ravage able to get in?”
Dani walks up to the two and says “Well apparently this ‘Sound’ person is a ‘damn good hacker’ and yeah.”
Blades chuckles “And I got Sound’s number!!!”
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I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Shitttttttt oh fuck oh fuck hes dead oh god and we didnt tell him oh primeus
BABY IS ONLINE
I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: OH THANK FUCK MLP Crier {Admin}: Cody. Explain. Now.
Private Messages Blades and Sound
Blades
: Your Sound right?
Sound
: Affirmative; I am
Blades
: Well I'm Blades!! Nice to meet you!!
Sound
: … I'm not good with introductions, want some gossip?
Blades
: OMG YES TELL ME EVERYTHING
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Homos
[Admins currently online : [None]
[Moderators currently online [None]
[Present users : Sexy Medic, Medics are hot]
[Current offline users : MLP crier {Admin}, spiderWOMEN, Single Mother {Owner}, Baby, Scientist (nerd) {Mod}, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}]
Sexy Medic: Augh Sound hasn't done any of his work in the past few days MLP is gonna kill himmmm Baby: Same with my friend the only thing I’ve seen him do is text sound and giggle like a schoolgirl with a crush Medics are hot: This is developing into crack ship territory Sexy Medic: Indeed this is getting freaky Baby: wtf is that Sexy Medic: No clue ^^
Single Mother is online
Single Mother { Admin }: Apologies; I have finished all my duties and I'm free. I’ll inform Blades to finish his work. Sexy Medic: … I wanna say it Baby: Knock no Sexy Medic: historians will call them best friends… Baby: They cant date we have that bet, sound and d have to date I need my money Medics are hot: UH no shock and sound are gonna date and I’m gonna get my bragging rights and money. Single Mother {Admin}: Query; How many of you bet on my love life??? @Scientist (nerd)???
Scientist (nerd) {Mod} is online
Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: You all are illogical Single Mother {Admin}: Thank you Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: It's clearly Sound/HotRod you imbeciles Baby: Who tf is hot rod??? Single Mother {Admin}: oh my prime MLP Crier is online MLP Crier {Admin}: You all are idiots, it's clearly Sound/Star Baby: okay damn guess i'll never know who Hot Rod is. Single Mother {Admin}: Can we like not??? Rumble and Frenzy already think i'm dating Blades Sexy Medic: And they're right??? Single Mother {Admin}: i'm going to kill you all Baby: even me…. Single Mother {Admin}: …. Not you Baby: what about blades? Single Mother {Admin}: we gossip no Baby: ofc you would Single Mother {Admin}: I’m not killing pookie MLP Crier {Admin} : POOKIE?? Oh my prime it's worse than we thought Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Sound you mustn't get distracted by some male Baby: okay mother gothel I see you Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Wtf is a ‘Mother Gothel’ ? Baby: eh nevermind anyways I gotta go this thing with pancakes is happening Sexy Medics: I want Break’s pancakes… MLP Crier {Mod}: no Baby is offline
Homos
[Admins currently online : [Single Mother]
[Moderators currently online [None]
[Present users : spiderWOMEN, Medics are hot]
[Current offline users : MLP crier {Admin}, Baby, Scientist (nerd) {Mod}, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}, Medics are hot]
Single Mother {Admin}: Blades; hasn't messaged me today @Baby Baby: Apologies the news reporter of our place is recording us and we have to focus on this he’ll text later. Single Mother {Admin}: … affirmative
Baby is offline
Medics are hot: You care about him don't you? Single Mother {Admin}: … regrettably yes, i've formed… an attachment.
Homos
[Admins currently online : [MLP Crier, Single Mother]
[Moderators currently online [None]
[Present users : spiderWOMEN, Medics are hot]
[Current offline users : MLP crier {Admin}, Baby, Scientist (nerd) {Mod}, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}, Medics are hot]
Baby is online
Baby: I am so pissed right now its so fucking unreal Single Mother {Admin} : I’ve been told what happened MLP Crier {Admin} : I haven’t what happened? Baby: Reporter guy decided to drop something into that sucks up water into a dam MLP Crier {Admin}: … your kidding Baby: I wish I actually wish and guess what!!! :) MLP Crier {Admin}: Oh prime what happened Baby : A FOREST FIRE HAPPENED AND THERE WAS NO FREAKING WATER SO WE HAD TO USE TREE SAP MLP Crier {Admin}: i MLP Crier {Admin}: oh my prime your serious Baby: Completely <333
Private messages Blades and Sound Sound: Are you alright? Did you sustain damages Blades: Nah I’m good don’t worry ^^ besides I can handle them >:3 Sound: Good be careful would you? Your my only tolerable friend other then Cody Blades: I will I will relax would you Sound: Apologies I’ll try, but if you ever get caught in any trouble please contact me I’ll do the best to help. Blades: Thank you pookie!! Sound: .. no problem pookie :)
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Homos
[Admins currently online : [MLP Crier]
[Moderators currently online [None]
[Present users : spiderWOMEN, Baby]
[Current offline users : Scientist (nerd) {Mod}, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}, Medics are hot, Single Mother {Mod}]
Baby: sighh i cannot sleep MLP Crier {Mod} : Why's that? Baby: My brother thinks gremlins are real and he's having nightmares, we are currently driving to fix a wind turbine run. MLP Crier {Admin} : Wtf is a gremlin it sounds stupid Baby: It is spiderWOMEN: .. welp I’d suggest making sure he DOESN’T fall asleep at the wheel yk so you both don’t die. Baby: Wades with us we are good dw I AM THE NEW LEADER is online I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: WHERE WHAT I SAW WADE Baby: oh my god no he's in the fire truck with me wanna say something to him? I AM THE NEW LEADER: Tell him “Hi I love you platonically” :3 spiderWOMEN: homos istp MLP Crier {Mod}: … ? you are one spiderWOMEN: I know :) Baby: Okay I shall tell him that
Cody puts down his phone and speaks to heatwave “Hey heatwave?” Heatwave makes a small grunt which probably means “Yes?” Cody chuckles “One of my friends want to say they platonically love you-” Heatwave sighs and says slightly concerned “What does platonic mean?” Kade laughs at the thought of Heatwave ever having a partner “HAH it means he thinks your cool” Heatwave then says back annoyed “HEY I'VE HAD A PARTNER!!!” Kade jokingly says “Oh let me guess is it megatron himself-” Heatwave says while annoyed “NO BUT IT WAS HIS SECOND IN COMMAND STARSCREAM” Kade and Cody pause, Cody completely realizes “oh OH” and then they don't say anything the rest of the ride to the turbine.
Homos
[Admins currently online : [None]
[Moderators currently online [Scientist (nerd)]
[Present users : spiderWOMEN]
[Current offline users : Baby, MLP Crier {Admin}, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}, Medics are hot, Single Mother {Mod}]
Baby is online
Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Good morning Cody how are you? Baby: Eh could be better honestly we are heading to doc’s lab to cure the nightmares after I AM ALMOST DIED Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Again? Baby: .. again Baby: anyways will report what happens o7
Homos
[Admins currently online : [None]
[Moderators currently online [None]
[Present users : spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic]
[Current offline users : Baby, MLP Crier {Admin}, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}, Medics are hot, Single Mother {Mod}, Scientist (nerd) {Mod}]
Baby is online spiderWOMEN: oh hey cody whats up Baby: THEORETICALLY IF A BUNCH OF TECH EATING LITTLE GREMLINS ARE IN AN ISLAND FULL OF TECH WOULD THAT BE BAD?????????????????????/ Sexy Medic: Very why? Baby: YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE THEN WHAT HAPPENED :D Sexy Medic: Suddenly i’m worried spiderWOMEN: I’d suggest then using spare parts as bait. Baby: My dad has the same idea!!! spiderWOMEN: Report back when your safe okay? Baby: Got it o7 Baby: Never fucking mind some are trying to get to the power grid <333333333333 currently driving to the power gri WE JUST DROVE THROUGH A WALL THIS IS SO WEIRD BUT COOL. Baby: Okay we are good and safe don't worry!! spiderWOMEN: oh thank primus Private messages Sound and Blades Sound: Are you boss’s friend?? -Rum Blades: Huh? Sound: Yeah, it's the boss's friend!! -Frenz Blades: Uh yeah I’m Sound’s friend…? Sound: Oh good >:) -Rum Sound: ADD HIM - Buzz Blades: Add me to what??? SOUND AND ALL MINI CONS
[Admin: Sound]
[Mod: Rumble, Frenzy, Laserbeak, Ravage]
[Current online users: Buzzsaw, Sound {Mod}, Ratbat]
[Current offline users: Beastbox, Enemy, Garboil, Glit, Howlback, Overkill, Slugfest, Squawktalk, Stage-Dive]
Laserbeak {Mod} : Why do kaw hear boss music
Rumble has added Blades to the group chat
Ravage {Mod} : OH FRAG WERE meowed Sound {Admin}: What the frag Blades: uhhh hi…? Buzzsaw: HI BOSS’S FRIEND!!!! Blades: Hi!! Sound {Mod}: We are not keeping him Ratbat: at least keep him for a week…? Sound {Mod}: .. fine Rumble {Mod}: YAHOO Sound {Admin}: Invite any other of my friends and im de-modding you
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Homos
[Admins currently online : [None]
[Moderators currently online [Scientist (nerd)]
[Present users : spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic, Baby]
[Current offline users : Baby, MLP Crier {Admin}, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}, Medics are hot, Single Mother {Mod}]
Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Interesting.. So that's what people call ‘Unicorn’ spiderWOMEN: So what would a unicorn with “wings” be? Baby: A pegasus? Sexy Medic: This is so… interesting Baby: One with a horn and wings would be an alicorn. Sexy Medic: Thanks for telling us that we uh didnt wanna ask MLP, he would talk to us about it for hours. Baby: eh fair enough also why don’t you refer to D as D-16? Sexy Medic: oh well uh Baby: Wait nevermind i'm gonna go stargaze tell me in the future would you? Sexy Medic: .. alright SOUNDBLADES AND ALL MINI CONS
[Admin: Sound, Blades (heart)]
[Mod: Rumble, Frenzy, Laserbeak, Ravage]
[Current online users: Buzzsaw, Sound {Mod}, Glit, Howlback]
[Current offline users: Beastbox, Enemy, Garboil, Ratbat, Overkill, Slugfest, Squawktalk, Stage-Dive]
[MOTD : who tf gave blades a heart? - Sound]
[MOTD2.0 : Ravage - Laserbeak]
Blades (heart) {Admin}: Stars are certainly beautiful aren’t they ^^ Sound {Admin}: Indeed, I do find something more beautiful than them if you want my input. Blades (heard) {Admin}: Oh maybe later Sound, also it's getting close to our one week meeting anniversary!!! Sound {Admin}: Indeed it is
Homos
[Admins currently online : [None]
[Moderators currently online [Scientist (nerd)]
[Present users : Baby]
[Current offline users : Baby, MLP Crier {Admin}, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}, Medics are hot, Single Mother {Mod}, Sexy Medic]
Baby: CHAT WE JUST FOUND A FREAKING UGLY AHH BEAR GUY Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Photo?
BABY HAS SENT AN ATTACHMENT
Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: That's no bear, that's a human embedded with a chemical to turn it into a monster. Baby: noble also oh no Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Hm give me a minute I’ll figure it out Baby: Okay..? Scientist (nerd): Has anyone recently been given any substances? Has a certain mayor of yours sold anything? Baby: Oh my god OH MY GOD GRAHAM Baby is offline Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: .. Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: @Single Mother ? Single Mother is online Single Mother {Admin}: Hm? Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: How’s Blades been Single Mother {Admin}: sigh my mini cons have been added to the ‘Me + Them’ gc. Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: I give you luck hah Single Mother {Admin}: Thanks hope your labs go well
Homos
[Admins currently online : [Single Mother]
[Moderators currently online [Scientist (nerd)]
[Present users : None]
[Current offline users : Baby, MLP Crier {Admin}, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}, Medics are hot, Sexy Medic, spiderWOMEN]
Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: So then I said, “Hey it's not a day without some blood!!” Single Mother {Admin}: PFTTTT ROFL Baby is online Baby: wtf Single Mother {Admin}: Oh uh hello Cody whats up? Baby: Lost my brother and we're trying to find him :/ Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: I was right, I presume. Baby: As always Baby: Oh also sound Blades mentioned you Single Mother {Admin}: What did he say? Baby: smth smth your a dad smth smth blades cares for them all smth smth how he cares for you smth smth your kids care for him smth smth Single Mother {Admin}: oh
Private Messages Sound and Knockout
Sound: I fucked up Knockout: What now sunshine? Sound: I care… for Blades Knockout: Is it that bad you care? Sound: He’s human and doesn’t know. Even worse is that Cody is also a human. I’m worried that if we tell Cody, Blades is gonna know too. Knockout: So the stoic and quiet sound is worried about losing his friend? Sound: Cody confirmed that my minicons care for him too???? You and Breakdown are really close right? Knockout: More than that but sure whatever floats your boat they say. Sound: Whenever you have to talk to Breakdown about a secret you have, what do you say? Knockout: sigh if we’re being genuine then I’d wait for the time to be right, then I’d tell him. Or when we’re in a not so good situation I tell him. Also none of us have good relationship ideals -_- Sound: Got it and I know but still.
Homos
[Admins currently online : [None]
[Moderators currently online I AM THE NEW LEADER]
[Present users : Medics are hot]
[Current offline users : Baby, MLP Crier {Admin}, Scientist (nerd) {Mod}, Sexy Medic, spiderWOMEN, Single Mother {Admin}]
Medics are hot: sigh knock is so attractive I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod} : he’s too flashy and flamboyant for me ngl Medics are hot: yeah but sometimes when he threatens to kill someone for me it's so attractive sighhh Baby is online Medics are hot: oh hey cody!! Baby: you all are freaky af .-. I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: we just got that dawg in us >:) Medics are hot: yeah we got.. that rizz..? Baby: i’m never teaching you all brainrot again Scientist (nerd) is online Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Is your brother alright? Baby: oh yeah he's good don't worry :p Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Good good, will you ever plan to send me some of his compounds? Baby: What are you trying to hit on him next? Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Hah no I'm not star or sound I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: FUCK OFF BILL NYE Baby: pfttt and I’ll get him in contact with you tomorrow Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Thank you king pop off go slay kill the haters *sparkle* Baby: i’m never teaching you all brainrot again istg
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Burns Family + Bots
[Admins currently online : [Heatwave, Graham, Chief]
[Moderators currently online : [Kade, Chase]
[Present users : [Cody, Boulder, Blades, Dani, Woodrow]
[Current offline users : None]
Woodrow: I still don’t get why the bots are in the groupchat? Dani: Well it's so we can tell them what to do besides if we were to show their messages it would be just code. Blades : so woodrow can't see our messages? Heatwave {Admin}: apparently soo Boulder : well uh whaat do we do :/ Chase {Mod} : who iss blasting sir mix-alot? Blades : you just have sensitive audios no one is -_- Boulder : Heatwave you seem llike the type of mech to like his music Heatwave {Admin}: I haven't even listened to his muusic? Chase {Mod}: Respectfully you two anyone can see the radiating bisexuality from him Blades : awww heatwave you could’ve told us you were bi <33333 Heatwave {Admin}: You’d be surprised hoow difficult it is to drop that in a conversation Boulder : shit I see the ship uuh panic!! Chase {Mod}: Justt go offline?
Chase is offline
Heatwave is offline
Blades is offline
Boulder is offline Woodrow: I have arrived!!!!!
Rescue me from depression
[Admin currently online: Optimus Prime]
[Moderators currently online: Bumblebee, Heatwave]
[Present users online: Chase, Boulders, Blades]
Chase: HE IS MAKING ME SPEED THIS IS SO HORRIBLE I HATE THIS AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ;; i hate this this is horrible life is horrible Blades: WELL AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE A REALLY COOL FRIEND WHOS A HUMAN Optimus Prime: What Blades: … can i add him? Pretty please? Optimus Prime: I’d have to make adjustments Bumblebee {Mod}: >:( Optimus Prime: Bumblebee Bumblebee {Mod}: &372&6 Blades: NO DONT PULL A DREAM BUMBLEBEE Bumblebee: -_- Optimus Prime: hm Optimus Prime HAS CHANGED Bumblebee's NICKNAME TO Bee^^ Bee ^^: >:)
Bee^^ HAS CHANGED Optimus Prime’s NICKNAME TO Dlif
Dilf: wtf is a dilf Bee ^^: :3 Dilf: yk what sure
Heatwave HAS CHANGED IS NICKNAME TO Wave
Wave: I’m only choosing mine and my team’s. Wave HAS CHANGED Chase’s NAME TO 911
Wave HAS CHANGED Boulders NAME TO The Rock
Wave HAS CHANGED Blades NAME TO Blades (heart)
Blades (heart): awwwwww im flattered :3 Wave: scoff Dilf: I still don't know what a Dilf is but add your friend blades Private messages Sound and Blades Blades: Would it be cool to invite you to a gc with my friends Sound: Affirmative Blades: kk thanks pookie Blades (heart): He has said yes!!!
Blades (heart) has added Sound to the group chat
Blades (heart) HAS CHANGED Sound’s NAME TO Single Mother
The Rock: o/ 911: what is that The Rock: It's a person waving!! Single Mother: oh uh hi? Dilf: Hello Wave: Hi Single Mother: Wait are you wade? Wave: Pardon? Wave: Oh uh yeah im wade? Single Mother: Oh my prime you are Single Mother: I have a friend named Star, he actually is your biggest fan. He lives when Cody tells him you made a snarky comment. Blades (heart): ooooo you have a fannnn :) Wave: …. Wave: I’m flattered Wave: wait Wave: WAS HE THE GUY THAT SAID SMTH ABOUT HOW HE LOVES ME PLATONICALLY??? Single Mother: … yeah no that sounds like something he’d do ngl Single Mother: Want his number? Wave: sure
Private messages Star and Sound
Sound: I just gave Wade your number :) Star: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT SOUND SOUND WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT Sound: Blades added me to a gc with his friends and wade is one of them :) Star: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME I’LL GO INTO SAD WET CAT MODE Sound: Cheer up party bottom Star: i hate you so much he messaged me i hate you i hate you so much Private messages Wave and Star
Wave: Are you Star Star: Um yes? Wade right? Wave: Blades told me you were my fan Star: .. yeah no sound prby told blades Wave: Those two are either dating or will start dating istp. Star: OMG RIGHT???? They are so dating!!! Sound even introduced him to his kids??? Wave: I bet two weeks Star: I bet one Wave: Your on
Homos
[Admins currently online : [MLP Crier, Single Mother]
[Moderators currently online [Scientist (nerd)]
[Present users : spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic, Baby, Medics are hot]
[Current offline users : I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}]
MLP Crier {Admin} : ORDER, ORDER IN THE COURT Baby: I don’t get what this is about? I should be asleep, my uncle is visiting and he's gonna do smth stupid i know it. MLP Crier {Admin}: Oh all of us want to know whats got Star so happy spiderWOMEN: HOLD IT!!! Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: if the author played or watched someone play ace attorney she’d put more references
Message deleted by ???
Reason: i didn't even remember the name of the game ;;
Baby: … wade did look happier Single Mother {Admin} : OBJECTION YOUR HONOR I HAVE A QUERY MLP Crier {Admin}: Speak now or forever hold your peace, i think that's what judges say idk Single Mother {Admin}: I had been added earlier to a gc with blades and his friends. I offered to give stars number to wade. Sexy Medic: YOUR HONOR THE DEFENDANT IS FOUND GAY spiderWOMEN: GASSSSP Baby: we knew this -_- anyways can i go sleep? Medics are hot: yeahhh you should they will be at this for a while :/
Homos
[Admins currently online : [None]
[Moderators currently online [Scientist (nerd)]
[Present users : Baby]
[Current offline users : MLP Crier {Admin}, I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}, Medics are hot, Single Mother {Mod}]
Scientist (nerd): Whatcha doooing cody? Baby: My uncle is about to do smth stupid and i'm driving to stop him Scientist (nerd) {Mod} : How? Baby: one of wades friends are helping dw Baby: okay gotta go for a minute or 8
Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: it's been more than 8 minutes figuratively and literally Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: sigh @Single Mother
Single Mother is online
Single Mother {Admin}: What happened Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Ask gc with lover boy whats happening with Cody Single Mother {Admin}: Sure
Rescue me from depression
[Admin currently online: Dilf]
[Moderators currently online: Bee ^^, Wave]
[Present users online: 911, The Rock, Blades (heart)]
Single Mother is online Single Mother: Hey is Cody alright? Wave: We are currently trying to rescue him Blades (heart): wave is paying half attention cause he's texting his “friend” Wave: Friends nothing more anyways we are trying to help him. Wave: also I have a question? Single Mother: Shoot Wave: Are you and blades close? Single Mother: I mean yeah? He made me feel much better about myself and in general. He makes me feel wanted and that someone cares for me no matter what. I wouldn’t lose him for the world. Wave: I see Wave : … @Dilf? Dilf: Sound I must ask you to keep a secret, if you can?
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Rescue me from depression
[Admin currently online: Dilf]
[Moderators currently online: Bee ^^, Wave]
[Present users online: 911, The Rock, Blades (heart), Single Mother]
Dilf
: Sound I must ask you to keep a secret, if you can?
Single Mother
: What is it?
Dilf
: Please keep this a secret
Dilf
: Have you ever heard of aliens?
Single Mother
: Yeah…?
Dilf
: … We are from a planet called cybertron. My name is Optimus Prime. Bee is my scout Bumblebee. I believe we have a small name for us on Earth?
Single Mother
: … oh my prime
Dilf
: The other four bots, Blades, Boulder, Chase and Heatwave all are Rescue bots.
Single Mother
: But, didn’t all of the rescue bots get killed? By the.. Cruel decepticons?
Dilf
: Apparently they didn't get one team
Wave
: Pleased to meet you Sound, We have been stationed on Griffin Rock.
Sound
: Griffin… Rock? I think I’ve heard of that place.
Dilf
: Could you please keep this secret from your friends Sound?
Single Mother
: .. of course optimus prime
Single Mother
: May I go for a little? This is a bit too much for me to process?
Dilf
: Ah yes of course.
Soundwave put down the phone. He was too tired to think. His friend, his friend who he thought he knew, was a Cybertronian, and a rescue bot at that. He thought they were all offlined.
He thought he did his job, he thought… he would do anything to please Megatron. Why, why did the world have to be so cruel. Why couldn’t he just pretend blades was a human. Why couldn’t blades be a human. Why couldn’t he be a human? Why couldn’t this war end
Why couldn’t he be happy?
Why couldn’t his cassettes be alright?
Why couldn’t he get praised for being helpful?
Blades praised him
Blades cared for him
Why couldn’t they just pretend
Why
Why
Why couldn’t he be happy?
Soundwave never felt these things before
Soundwave had to be strong…
Can a bot truly be happy when it doesn’t get praised?
Can a wall be built without help?
Can you make a friend without love?
Can a bot be thanked?
Does Soundwave deserve this?
Does he deserve anything?
Does
Does he even deserve to be alive?
“SOUNDWAVE?!”
Soundwave dashed up to see four blurry things in front of him. Was he.. crying? Was he… sad? Are these.. emotions? He didn’t know. He had coolant, coming out of his optics. What was this.
He focused his optics to see… Ravage? Rumble? Frenzy? Laserbeak? His visor was off, he didn’t care.
Frenzy looked scared “BOSS?? BOSS ARE YOU OKAY PLEASE BE OKAY PLEASE WE NEED YOU!! We can’t- we can’t lose you.”
Laserbeak was a crying mess. They were scared. They were all scared. What did… Soundwave feel?
Was this what humans call; a panic attack?
He didn’t feel like checking his phone. What happened? What happened to blades
Is blades… okay?
No
No
He can’t
He can’t go against Megatron
He was his leader
His
He was his friend
He didn’t want to think about this anymore
He wanted to sleep
He wanted rest
What was his fuel level even at?
6%
He wouldn’t make it long
Soundwave still crying had comm linked someone
“Yeah Soundwave?” It sounded like Thunder Cracker
Soundwave masked his emotions “I need you to drop some of my cassettes somewhere” Soundwave pulled up the cords
he
gave him “I have coordinates”
Thunder Cracker he think agreed, he didn’t know anymore. He put his visor on. He ignored Cassette's cries to stop. He couldn’t hear them. He needed to help Blades. He would protect his friends' secrets. He would, he would try his best.
He gave Thunder Cracker the coords and cassettes. He was on 4 percent. He needed to know if Blades was okay.
He
He
Battery depleted; Going into recharge mode
He passed out. The four caught him somehow. They were scared. They didn’t know what to do. They used Soundwave’s comm to call Megatron. Megatron came in. He was horrified.
“Soundwave..?”
The cassettes were crying
Megatron called Knockout
Rebooting external processor
Soundwave woke up in.. the hospital wing? He tried to get off the medical berth but fell. Knockout spotted him and ran over and caught him
Knockout said while having a stressed tone. “Soundwave you IDIOT why wouldn’t you check your recharge level?”
Soundwave said nothing, he replied in a still monotone voice “Where’s the mini-cons, where’s Megatron?”
Knockout scoffed “Their all outside”
Soundwave left the room. He didn’t care anymore. He wanted to know if they were okay. He wanted to know if he caused them stress. He felt horrible. Soundwave opened the door and Megatron was trying his best to console the mini-cons. Soundwave walked out confused.
Rumble ran up to Soundwave. “BOSS!!” The other cassettes followed. Rumble and Frenzy jumped into his arms. Laserbeak perched on his shoulder. Ravage clawed his leg plating.
After they all hugged Soundwave, Megatron hugged him…? Megatron? Why did Megatron hug him?
Didn’t Megatron hate him?
Megatron hugged him tight “Your idiotic friends got worried. Laserbeak told them what happened. I had no involvement-“
Frenzy interrupts him “Liar he was worried sick, kept on saying how he was worried and that he wanted to know if you were okay. He also said he’d kill everyone on this ship if you die.”
Soundwave froze, Megatron.. cared? For him? Not any normal bot… but him?
Megatron scoffed “I did not!!! Also your Blades friend texted you I’d check that out. But rest. Please Soundwave, I need you alive, not just for the war… but for my sake”
Soundwave nods “Of course my lord”
Private Messages Blades and Sound
Blades
: Hey?
Blades
: Sound?
Blades
: Sound are you okay?
Sound
: Apologies father got
kaw
bad panic attack - Laserbeak
Blades
: Oh
Sound
: He’ll text you when awake - Laserbeak
Blades
: okay
Sound
: Blades?
Blades
: Oh thank primus your okay
Blades
: Thanks for sending in those robot guys btw your friend is a great flyer
Sound
: .. no problem blades, you're alright correct? Are Cody and the others good?
Blades
: Yup all alive and healthy don’t worry Optimus got us all out?
Blades
: Your friend is flying back with the robots right now btw
Sound
: Good good
Blades
: .. Cody told me humans get these things about panic attacks. I’m sorry we threw this onto you Sound.
Sound
: It’s fine, don't worry. I promise. I’m fine
Blades
: If you ever wanna talk we can yk?
Sound
: Of course
Private messages Sound and Star
Star
: Heyyyy theoretically if I accidentally start online dating a friend would you be mad ?
Sound
: Starscream are you and Wade online dating?
Star
: … maybe
Sound
: So you're telling me that while I had a panic attack, YOU STARTED TO ONLINE DATE WADE?????????????????????????????
Star
: I mean I can text a summary of what happened?
Sound
: Please???
Star
: KK so TC said to me that Cody received the mini cons and asked what he was to sound. TC told him he was my brother and Cody kinda said “oh cool brb” and wade came out in his fire truck and just chatted with TC for a while. TC mentioned how he gave permission to date me and yeah :)
Sound
: .. i'll ask the gc what happened ffs
Star
: his vehicle is so dreamy sighhh
Sound
: GET OUT
————
Rescue me from depression
[Admin currently online: Dilf]
[Moderators currently online: Bee ^^, Wave]
[Present users online: 911, The Rock, Blades (heart)]
[Present offline users: Single Mother]
Single Mother is online
Dilf
: Are you alright Sound?
Sound
: As alright anyone can be when they find out your best friend is a robot
Blades (heart)
: yeahhhhhhhh mb king
Sound
: You're fine also what happened all i know is that heatwave talked to star’s brother and gave permission to date him and they're both dating????
Dilf
: What
Wave
: … fuck
Bee ^^ HAS CHANGED Wave’s NAME TO Lover Bot
Lover Bot
: I hate everything
The Rock
: respectively heatwave
The Rock
: choke on one
911
: no he would enjoy that
Lover Boy
: ??????????????????????? CHASE????????????????
911
: we flirted on occasion when drunk I have permission to say that
The Rock
: ..
Bee ^^
: \/\/4073
Lover Boy
: don't you dare
Bee ^^ HAS CHANGED Lover Boy TO Whore
Whore
: jump
Dilf HAD CHANGED Whore TO Wave
Bee ^^
: >:( 1 4@+3 `/0*
Blades (heart)
: damn
Sound
: i need a nap istp
Wave
: tell star to text me
Sound
: No you do it yourself LOVER BOY
Wave
: I hate you so much
Soundwave put down his phone and decided he needed to recharge but before he could Dreadwing burst in and yelled. “YOU HAVE A GROUP CHAT WITHOUT ME???”
Soundwave scoffs “You have a flip phone? It would be difficult?”
Dreadwing scoffs “It’s my evil flip phone that I love and add me!!”
Soundwave sighs “Sure sure I'll add you later I need my rest so please bye.”
Dreadwing left the room and Soundwave went onto his berth and passed out for about 39 hours he's fine though.
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Homos
[Admins currently online : [MLP Crier, Single Mother]
[Moderators currently online [Scientist (nerd), I AM THE NEW LEADER]
[Present users : spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic, Baby, Medics are hot]
[Current offline users : None]
Single Mother {Admin}: I should add Dread
Baby
: Can I pick his nickname
Single Mother {Admin}: Sure i'm in a good mood
Single Mother had added Dreadwing to the group chat
Baby
: Temporary mod powers I beg
Single Mother has modded Baby
Baby is now a moderator
Baby has changed Dreadwing’s display name to Swordy
Swordy
: Really?
Baby
: I just think you’d like swords :)
Baby has changed I AM THE NEW LEADER’s display name to Boy Kisser
Boy Kisser {Mod}: OI
Boy Kisser has changed Baby’s display name to Infant
Infant {Mod}: YOU FLIRT WITH MY POOKIE I BREAK YOUR BACK Boy Kisser {Mod}: WE HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE
spiderWOMEN
: sound…?
Single Mother {Admin}: no I want to watch this
Swordy
: im worried
Single Mother {Admin}: You should be ngl you wanted this
Medics are hot
: Not to burst your bubble Cody but don’t you want to give uhh the graham guy shocks number?
Infant {Mod}: .. OH CRAP YOU JUST REMINDED ME TO DO SOMETHING OKAY UH I'LL DO THAT BRB
Infant is offline
Single mother has de-modded Infant
Single Mother has changed Infant’s display name to Baby
Single Mother has changed Boy Kisser’s display name to I AM THE NEW LEADER
MLP Crier {Admin}: Thank you Sound Single Mother {Admin}: No problem MLP Crier {Admin}: So um how’s your conjunx? Single Mother {Admin}: we aren’t dating, friends nothing more MLP Crier {Admin}: oh thank prime Single Mother {Admin}: hold on my minicons are being stupid brb MLP Crier {Admin}: Oh uh good luck
SOUNDBLADES AND ALL MINI CONS
[Admin: Blades (heart)]
[Mod: Rumble, Frenzy, Laserbeak, Ravage]
[Current online users: Buzzsaw, Sound {Mod}, Glit, Howlback, Beastbox, Enemy, Garboil, Ratbat, Overkill, Slugfest, Squawktalk, Stage-Dive]
[Current offline users: Sound]
[MOTD : Wait is soundblades our ship name??? - Sound]
[MOTD2 : whaaaaaaaaaaat noooooo - LB]
Sound is online
Ravage {Mod}: meow HES ONLINE SCATTER
Sound
{Admin}
: whoever goes offline gets no treats
Blades (heart) {Admin}: e-even m-me bbg… Sound {Admin}: What is a bbg? And no your cool Blades (heart) {Admin}: oh nothing nothing <3 Sounds {Admin}: …laserbeak? Laserbeak {Mod}: … we got bored so we started to plan a fake wedding between you and blades…? Sound {Admin}: of course you all were, wait why was blades here
Blades (heart)
{Admin}
: Bored i'm waiting for this thing to start
Blades (heart)
{Admin}
: also they know
Ratbat
: We don't plan on telling big boss dw >:3
Sound
: fun
Blades (heart) {Admin}: Two of my human friends are heading to space
Private messages Sound and Thunder Cracker ^^
Thunder Cracker
: Soundwave
Sound
{Admin}
: fuck brb
Blades (heart) {Admin}: KK bye!!
Private messages Sound and Thunder Cracker ^^
Thunder Cracker
: Soundwave
Sound
: What
Thunder Cracker
: Don't lie to me, are you talking to Autobots?
Sound
: No
Thunder Cracker
: Don't lie to me I can recognize starscream's ex anyday.
Sound
: ..
Sound
: he’s not an autobot..?
Thunder Cracker
: Soundwave you are a decepticon no matter who they are you cant talk to them. I’m all for breaking the rules but megatron would actually kill you if he found out. Also when were you going to mention Star got back with his ex???
Sound
: Okay so he’s a rescue bot
Thunder Cracker
: Weren’t you on the team that
Thunder Cracker
: Oh
Sound
: Don’t tell Megatron or Starscream.
Sound
: Please
Thunder Cracker
: ..
Thunder Cracker
: If he breaks Starscreams spark im killing him
Sound
: Thank you
Homos
[Admins currently online : [None]
[Moderators currently online [ I AM THE NEW LEADER]
[Present users : Swordy]
[Current offline users : spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic, Medics are hot, Baby, Scientist (nerd) {Mod},MLP Crier {Admin}, Single Mother {Admin}]
I AM THE NEW LEADER
{Mod}
: Which I call bs why does Cody get to have a title but I can’tI have “I AM A STAR!!” this is bs
Swordy
: Cody is a cool name tho..
Baby is online
Baby
: Apologies I would’ve been here sooner but my dads “friend” and my brother got stuck in space
I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: What
Single Mother is online
Single Mother {Admin}: CODY BURNS YOU LISTEN TO ME IF YOUR BROTHER IS IN SPACE YOU AUTOMATICALLY DO NOT OFFER GO DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME. IF YOU ARE ABLE TO HELP THEM IN SPACE YOU DON'T GO.
Baby
: oh blades told you
Single Mother {Admin}: YES HE FUCKING TOLD ME???????????????????????? So did all your friends
Baby
: sorry
Single Mother {Admin}: SORRY MY ASS BED NOW
Rescue me from depression
[Admin currently online: Dilf]
[Moderators currently online: Bee ^^, Wave]
[Present users online: 911, The Rock, Blades (heart)]
[Offline users : Single Mother]
Wave {Mod}: … why do I hear boss music
Single Mother is online
Single Mother
: HEATWAVE
Wave {Mod}: .. oh no
Single Mother
: IF CODY EVEN DARES TO EVEN SNEAK A RIDE IN YOU I SWEAR TO PRIMUS ABOVE IM KILLING YOU. HE IS 12 FFS 12 YOU DO NOT LET A FUCKING 12 YEAR OLD RIDE INSIDE A GIGANTIC DEATH BOT
Dilf {Admin}: Sound calm down
Single Mother
: AND I'LL SINGLE MOTHER YOUR AFT BACK TO IACON
Dilf {Admin}: .. yeah your on your own heatwave
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Homos
[Admins currently online : [None]
[Moderators currently online [ I AM THE NEW LEADER]
[Present users : Swordy]
[Current offline users : spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic, Medics are hot, Baby, Scientist (nerd) {Mod},MLP Crier {Admin}, Single Mother {Admin}]
Swordy: This gc is more chaotic than 4 thought I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: How’s the flip phone Swordy: die I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: I tried already
Baby is online
Baby: Hey why is this weird bull only hitting red things? It scratched wades firetruck and hes piiiiiiiissed
Sexy Medic is online
Sexy Medic: A SCRATCHED PAINT JOB??????? The day i visit and buff all of your paint jobs is the day breakdown subs Baby: huh I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: THERE IS A LITERAL CHILD HERE KNOCKOUT Swordy: Knock I swear I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: im going to the seeker gc and will add wade Baby: Oh also he likes being called wave I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Oh okay thanks Cody!!
I AM THE NEW LEADER is offline
Swordy: oh also bulls hate red more than blue so try to show it blue things that could help Baby: KK i'll be offline!! Seek therapy
[Current admins online : None]
[Current moderators online : TC and Skywarp]
[Current users online : Dirge, Ramjet, Thrust, Bitstream, Hotlink, Nacelle, Sunstorm, AcidStorm, IonStorm, NovaStorm, Blackout, Cloudcover, Sandstorm, AviaBlast, Blazewake, Chemtrail, RedWing, Slipstream, and WheezingArrow]
[Current offline users : Star]
TC {Mod}: HERE WE SHALL MAKE OUR OFFERING TO PRIMUS ABOVE Skywarp {Mod}: THUNDER CRACKER DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO SACRIFICE ME Sunstorm: Its okay Skywarp, you lived a beautiful, purple, long life <3 IonStorm: I have a few things to say before we sacrifice this seeker… Ramjet: SAY YOUR PEACE ION STORM
Star is online
Star {Admin} : What the frag Skywarp {Mod}: THEIR TRYING TO SACRIFICE ME ;; Star {Admin}: Wow? Really? You're trying to sacrifice him… without me? Also I need to invite a friend he goes by wave :) he’s cool be nice AcidStorm: Star… you invite… A COOL PERSON INTO THIS GROUP CHAT?????? NovaStorm: HE’S TOO COOL FOR US NO Star has added Wave to the group chat Wave: Hello TC {Mod}: Hello Wave :) Wave: … AcidStorm: sooo how's star? Wave: He’s… fine Star {Admin}: hold on ill admin u Wave: okay Star had given Wave the admin role Star has changed Wave’s nicknames to Wave <3 Wave <3 {Admin}: Thanks <3 you too Sunstorm: get a room you two primus above.. IonStorm: prime these bitches gay… Good for them.. :) Star {Admin}: Imma go offline bye!!! Star is offline TC {Mod} : Wanna help sacrifice Skywarp? Wave {Admin}: Yes
Homos
[Admins currently online : MLP Crier]
[Moderators currently online : I AM THE NEW LEADER]
[Present users : Swordy]
[Current offline users : spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic, Medics are hot, Baby, Scientist (nerd) {Mod}, Single Mother {Admin}]
Swordy: So like twilight said “fuck that laser beam time” and lader beamed trigon? MLP Crier {Admin}: Damn straight she did!!!1!1!!!!1!!!11! She is an amazing girlboss. I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: WE GET IT YOU LOVE MLP BLEHHH MLP Crier {Admin}: OH AND YOUR CONJUNX PRAISES YOU WE GET IT WHAT DOES HE SAY YOUR A GOOD BOT??? I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: I’LL KILL YOU
Baby is online
Baby: what did I just log in on Swordy: They do be like that I guess? How you holdin? Baby: So yk the island of misfit toys? Swordy: Yeah? Baby: Imagine that for technology Swordy: Oh Baby: yeahhhh Swordy: Well I give you luck Baby: Thanks wonder what's happening that's making wave giggle —---------------------------------- NovaStorm: SACRIFICE Dirge: SACRIFICE TC {Mod}: SACRIFICE Wave <3: SACRIFICE Ramjet: SACRIFICE Sunstorm: SACRIFICE Hotlink: SACRIFICE IonStorm: SACRIFICE Skywarp {Mod}: STOP TRYING TO SACRIFICE ME PLEASE I BEG —--------------------------------- Swordy: I’m sure it's going great
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[Cody and Friends]
[Admins currently online : MLP Crier, Single Mother {Admin}]
[Moderators currently online : I AM THE NEW LEADER, Scientist (nerd), ]
[Present users : Swordy, spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic, Medics are hot, Baby]
[Current offline users : None]
[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]
[Be mindful of what you type Cody is a child]
[MOTD: Trying out some new tech for a tad apologies- Sound]
Baby: I’m so excited today!! spiderWOMEN: Oh? Why’s that? Baby: We are getting a whole supercomputer!! It's so noble and I'm ecstatic!! Also dread promised to help me spell better. ^^ I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Oh? I didn’t know Dread started giving spelling lessons. spiderWOMEN: 123 ABC!!! Swordy: 2h6ke 6n 6ne spiderWOMEN: What's that? Can't understand you with that flip phone of yours Swordy: I’LL KILL YOU Single Mother {Admin}: Spider, Dread Single Mother {Admin}: Don’t hide from me you were just talking. I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Why do we suddenly have to be more “age appropriate” Single Mother {Admin}: Cody Baby: HEY Baby: I know some swear words >:( Single Mother {Admin}: Yes but the gc can get inappropriate Sexy Medic: Oh? Then you and blades must have a censor with how you two Single Mother {Admin}: I will kill you where you stand spiderWOMEN: Your a hypocrite we knew this Baby: Yeah choke on Blades >:3 Single Mother {Admin}: CHO KE MLP Crier {Admin}: … Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Oh my I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: … I’M TELLING WAVE Single Mother {Admin}: DON'T YOU FRAGGIN DARE I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: LONG LIVE THE KING I AM THE NEW LEADER is offline Single Mother {Admin}: kill me Baby: ?-? Will anyone explain what that meant Swordy: um you kinda told soundwave he could choke on blades uh Baby: .. oh Baby: does he hate me now? MLP Crier {Admin}: Probably not, he’s held worse grudges MLP Crier {Admin}: A while ago a person called him “Single Mother” Baby: that's not a grudge? MLP Crier {Admin}: That's the thing, he hated the title so badly he never spoke to that guy again. He now accepted the name but yeah he can hold a nasty grudge Baby: Oh thanks D-16!! Anyways gotta go!! I'm heading to frankies now Baby: also shock i gave graham your number :p Scientist (nerd) {Mod}: Thank you Baby: Wonder what wave is doing
Seek therapy
[Current admins online : Wave <3]
[Current moderators online : TC and Skywarp]
[Current users online : Dirge, Ramjet, Thrust, Bitstream, Hotlink, Nacelle, Sunstorm, AcidStorm, IonStorm, Blackout, Sandstorm, AviaBlast, RedWing, Slipstream, and WheezingArrow]
[Current offline users : Star {Admin}, Cloudcover, Blazewake, Chemtrail, and NovaStorm]
Dirge: SHOTS IonStorm: SHOTS AcidStorm: SHOTS SunStorm: SHOTS Thrust: EVERYBODYYYYYYY Wave <3 {Admin} : how drunk are they Skywarp {Mod}: No clue ngl TC {Mod}: those who snow Wave <3 {Admin}: You snow…? Dirge: All in favor of forcing wave to be our guardian when Star is gone! [17 users replied with {thumbs emoji} ] Wave <3 {Admin}: primus damnit Slipstream: aren't I a commander TC {Mod}: OOP MB TC has modded Slipstream Slipstream {Mod}: Better :) Wave <3 {Admin} : @ Star DM’s now —-------------------------------------------------
Homos
[Admins currently online : MLP Crier, Single Mother]
[Moderators currently online : None ]
[Present users : None ]
[Current offline users : Swordy, spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic, Medics are hot, Baby, I AM THE NEW LEADER, Scientist (nerd), MLP Crier, and Single Mother ]
[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]
[Be mindful of what you type Cody is a child]
[MOTD: Trying out some new tech for a tad apologies- Sound]
Single Mother is online
Single Mother {Admin} : Query; Cody hasn’t messaged at all for a while.
I AM THE NEW LEADER is online
I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Wave explained what happened in DM’s I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: What's wrong Single Mother {Admin}: … its nothing I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: No you used ‘Query’ I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: You haven't used that since I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: oh I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: did you two.. Break up? Single Mother {Admin}: no he just hasn't messaged me in a while I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: C’mon I’m taking you out drinking Single Mother {Admin}: Pardon? I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Drinking. Now. Single Mother {Admin}; but cody- I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: I am of higher rank. We are going out drinking. Single Mother {Admin}: .. ravage will watch my computer while I’m gone I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: ATTA BOT!!!
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[Cody and Friends]
[Admins currently online : MLP Crier]
[Moderators currently online : None ]
[Present users : Baby]
[Current offline users : Swordy, spiderWOMEN, Sexy Medic, Medics are hot, I AM THE NEW LEADER, Scientist (nerd), MLP Crier, and Single Mother ]
[Please follow the rules listed in /rules]
[Be mindful of what you type Cody is a child]
[MOTD: Trying out some new tech for a tad apologies- Sound]
MLP Crier {Admin}: Right so you are a sentient robot made to make sure his island is safe? Baby: Mhm!! V1g1l !!! MLP Crier {Admin}: And your entire purpose is to make his home safe? Baby: Affirmat1ve MLP Crier {Admin}: .. sigh @Single Mother ? Ravage?
Single Mother is online
Single Mother {Admin}: Sup -Rav MLP Crier {Admin}: I presume Soundwave is what others call… drunk? Single Mother {Admin}: Boss is fully out of it -Rumb Single Mother {Admin}: He texted some1 earlier but we couldn't care less -LB MLP Crier {Admin}: primus he’s out Baby: 1’m confused? MLP Crier {Admin}: I was going to ask him to back Vigil a bot, he could help run the gc. Single Mother {Admin}: We can do that bigger boss >:3 - Rum MLP Crier {Admin}: .. yeah sure I’ll take that nickname Single Mother {Admin}: hold on boss wants to say smth - Rav Single Mother {Admin}: wuts gud hot stuff ;) MLP Crier {Admin}: Yup he’s drunk Single Mother {Admin}: hold on big boy, gotta add a new roll ;) MLP Crier {Admin}: … #-# Single Mother {Admin}: ;) Baby: ahem cody says “GET A ROOM” also I am being forced to leave!! Give me an account I beg Single Mother {Admin}: WE GOT IT SENT THE ACCOUNT IN DM’S -LB Baby: THANK YOU
Vigil {Bot} is online
Single Mother {Admin} : You can customize the password dw -Rum Baby: why was the old password “micropenis” MLP Crier {Admin}: … rumble? Single Mother {Admin} : what bigger boss ;) -Rum Single Mother {Admin} : oh hold on boss wants to say something -rumb Single Mother {Admin} : I wanna eat ice cream Baby: Don't we all… Baby: sigh, to relax me and my family are going to take a hike MLP Crier {Admin}: This day cannot get weirder, what will you randomly free a bunch of snakes? Baby: Hah don't jinx it please I beg I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: hey vigil Vigil {Bot}: Y3s? I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Say pussy Vigil {Bot}: n0 I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: SAY IT Vigil {Bot}: uhhhhhhhh Vigil {Bot}: um Vigil {Bot}: GENITALIA ASSIGNED TO FEMALES AT BIRTH I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: … scrap you've got me there Baby: D-16 STOP JINXING THINGS MLP Crier {Admin}: What did I do now? Baby: SNAKES Baby: THEIRS MOTHER FRAGGING SNAKES I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Hah don't tell spider that, she's horrified of snakes Baby: Really? I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: You know snakes eat spiders :) Baby: ohhhhhhhh Baby: Give me a moment. I have to clean this up rq and I’m still kind of afraid of snakes.
Single Mother is online
Single Mother {Admin}: primus I hate hangovers I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: Don’t we all… don't we all I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: though didn't you drink more than me? Single Mother {Admin}: Hmph I would never I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: It was 7 bottles Single Mother {Admin}: … oh! I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: how are you alive Single Mother {Admin}: Skill, pure and unleashed skill I AM THE NEW LEADER {Mod}: … can we cuddle Single Mother {Admin}: sure why not