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Taina “Caviera” Pereira was using an old rag to polish her pristine condition ballistic knife, glaring across the cabin of the Blackhawk helicopter. Sat over there was a fresh-faced recruit; new blood to Team Rainbow. Taina had watched the woman run an obstacle course the previous day and was not exactly impressed with the other woman's abilities, so she was far from amused to be tasked with taking her out on her first real mission. It was pretty clear that she had been selected to take her out because of the relatively low danger of their objective and how the Brazilian woman had a great reputation for straightening out new talent that showed up to Hereford. Caviera was quite over these assignments; she took it as more of an insult to her abilities rather than a compliment that she was nearly always the one given the task and had expressed these feelings several times to both friends and even Sam Fisher now that the legendary operator had taken over as the official director of the Rainbow program. Despite these gripes, she found herself on the raw end of this deal yet again while it felt like everyone else on the team was getting to go out on some cool training or ‘real’ missions. The mission in question that she was stuck babysitting at this time? Sneak into a facility to obtain photos of some classified documents within the compound before an equally stealthy extraction. No guns blazing, no blowing down walls, no kicking in doors. Taina would have happily gone on with the mission by herself, but being stuck on what she called “babysitting duty" was going to make this end goal both more agitating but also possibly more dangerous. The Brazilian woman had opted not even to take any weaponry beyond her knife and sidearm along with her as it would only be a burden to move along in the vents lugging around any larger firearm, though again to her chagrin, the recruit had insisted on bringing along her assigned M4. Lovely, just more shit to drag along in the vents to weigh them down and possibly bump around against the metal innards of the HVAC system that would be their way in. “Stand up ladies, it's showtime!” Thunderbird announced over the internal radio from the cockpit of the aircraft, prompting the two to rise from their seats and go to each side of the bird. Thermite, who had volunteered to be the crew chief for the outing, tossed the ropes off the side and checked the two operators' rappel harnesses before strapping them in and calling out a loud “Good to go!” over the roar of the engine. “Go ahead, good luck you two,” Thunderbird called over the comms again as they started to hover above the ground. Cav slid down her NOD tubes and gripped the rope before slipping out the side of the helicopter, sliding down the line before touching her feet. She let out a grunt as she reached the ground, her eyes adjusting to the green-tinted surroundings. After confirming that the recruit had touchdown as well, she used an IR light to blink up to the helicopter they were in place and watched as Thunderbird flew the helicopter off into the horizon. “Alright, let’s move, rookie. We have some ground to cover before we reach our hit point,” Taina ordered, getting her bearings before starting to walk eastwards. “We don’t want to stick around here anyway in case we got spotted on the way in,” “Alright, you got it,” the recruit nodded, trailing behind the much more seasoned operator with her rifle at a low ready. “At least she does what she’s told…” Caviera thought to herself, still annoyed. It was surprising how often the team had FNGs that couldn’t do even that, whether they thought they were hot shit or just due to incompetence. The two would walk through a treeline in full silence for about two hours, the sounds of nature all around them as they covered miles of terrain. Eventually, they did reach a spot where the treeline began to break out into a clearing, revealing the building that was the target. The Brazilian operator checked her watch and was pleasantly surprised at the time they had made, being ahead of schedule by about half an hour. “Go ahead and take a load off… we have some time before we make our move,” she told her teammate, taking the opportunity to lean against a tree and even take some canned food out of her pocket to have a quick meal following the trek. “Why are we stopping?” the recruit asked, her tone indicating that she was curious rather than annoyed as to the reason for their intermission. “Guards flip watch at 0300, we make our move at 0255. Our vector of entrance is right there, where the fence line isn’t illuminated,” Taina explained, popping the lid off of the can before starting to eat. “Now, either eat or rest. Just shut up and keep low,” The recruit didn’t ask any other questions, accepting this straightforward answer. She sat against a different tree and took a bag of what looked like Corn Nuts out of her pocket before starting to snack herself. “Corn Nuts? Amateur,” Taina remarked, not pleased that she had brought along what was one of the loudest snacks she possibly could to a mission that required as close to absolute silence as they could manage.“You said eat,” the recruit replied, popping some of the dried corn into her mouth before chewing. Even trying to chew slowly, the crunching noise was quite audible to Taina who was a good ten or fifteen feet away from her. “Yes, I didn’t say start eating shit like that. Fucking hell, you might as well have brought along a bag of potato chips and crinkle the bag around while smacking your lips. Why don’t you flash your IR light at the guard tower over there while you’re at it,” Taina replied in a stern, sarcastic voice. “Fine, I’ll put it away,” the recruit sighed, sounding annoyed herself due to Taina’s pissy lecturing but not pushing her on it. She folded the foil bag closed as quietly as she could and slipped it back into her cargo pocket before looking out at the building. “And lose the fucking attitude too. Shit like that won’t get you far here… and it gets people that know what the fuck they are doing killed,” Taina spoke up again coldly. The recruit was only further annoyed by this, offended by the harsh and bitchy attitude of her mentor. She stayed silent though, knowing any pushback would only make things worse. The excitement and even ‘fun’ of this first real mission was getting sucked up real fast. After Cav finished eating, she made sure to bury the can to avoid any chance of leaving a trace and enjoyed the silence. Once again, this FNG was at least revealing herself to be better than a lot of the prior ones she had been stuck with… thus far at least. Their time to rest was soon over however, and she would give her a little whistle to get the attention of the recruit to indicate that it was time to move before starting to crouch and walk to the fence. Taina quickly began to dig the loose dirt under the fence with both hands and with the newbie’s help, they made a crawlspace in no time. “Keep your eyes out. No, talking from here out unless I talk to you or we are compromised,” she hissed quietly before beginning to low crawl. Cav winced as she got caught about halfway through, her fat ass catching the bottom of the chain link barrier. With some effort, she was able to get through and crawled into the shadows nearby. The recruit soon followed suit, and the two then made their way tight to the wall of the complex before Caveira took point and led them off to the output vent. Caviera removed the panel using a multi-tool and got into the prone position before crawling in. The recruit followed close behind and they began to make their way through the vents, together.The system was quite cramped, even more so than what Taina was anticipating based on prior excursions through similar AC systems. Either that, or she had gotten a bit more pudgy in some areas. Her stomach starting to get a little bloated from her quick meal was probably not helping. Regardless, it was a tight fit. The recruit had a view of the Brazilian’s fat ass that most people would probably take a bullet for, but the sweaty stink she was getting a whiff of from it shut down any chance at arousal such a view would give her. Meanwhile, Taina was having some difficulties of her own. A diverse spread of foods at breakfast this morning and that tinned meat treat she had just consumed was causing some troubles in her guts, not helped by how the vent walls pressed in on her body. Unfortunately for the newbie, Taina didn’t exactly care enough about her to hold back what was causing her such discomfort. flllllllllrrrfppphhhhttt A nearly inaudible hiss passed out of Caviera’s busty backside, the smell instantly arriving on the recruit’s face. She felt nauseous immediately from it; the stink of the heater was much less forgiving than the noise was. The poor woman was just stunned, her eyes and nose burning from the ruthless scent of what she could only discern were rotten eggs and milk… did Cav just fucking fart on her?! pppffffffffssssss Taina let out another one, sighing quietly to herself as she was unburdened by the stomach ache before crawling her body through the vent as if nothing happened, though the cloud of ass gas she left only further tormented the recruit behind her. “Did you mean to do that?!” the poor woman asked as quietly as she could, feeling like she could throw up in her mouth from how nasty the smell that had been shot right into her face was. “Didn’t I tell you not to talk when we were outside?” Taina replied, looking crossly over her shoulder. Her expression was mostly obscured by her two fat moons, the black pants she had on hanging for dear life as the butt they contained pushed the seams to their limits. “Well, you don’t need to-” “Shut the fuck up back there before you get us both killed,” Cav interrupted her mid-sentence, continuing to crawl down the vent and leaving the recruit behind in her smelly trail. The recruit was well beyond annoyed now with her mentor’s stupid shenanigans. She had partaken in her fair share of fuck fuck games throughout her career of service so far, but she had never been crop dusted by some bitchy superior! She did have a job to do though, and after swallowing her anger, she would crawl down the vent towards the Brazilian woman further. Meanwhile, Taina was feeling mostly indifferent. She had never thought to rip ass on one of her incompetent subordinates before! It wasn’t like she had done it necessarily to be an asshole, but her comfort (or more so, freedom from discomfort) was much more important to her than the comfort of some new hire. It was admittedly a little pleasurable too, Taina finding some humor and even a tinge of arousal in tormenting the woman with both her farts and her indifference to letting them out in a courteous manner. Maybe this newfound hazing tool would make these missions tolerable in the future. The canned meat she had eaten during their break wasn’t helping things, but the bulk of the gas was caused by her breakfast of whey protein and feijão tropeiro. The first few toots were just a warm-up, something her pupil would, unfortunately, learn quite soon as her stomach bubbled and increased the pressure backed up in her bowels. With the rookie getting closer to her again though, Caviera decided that it was a great time to get as much out as possible now before they had to step out of the vents where the smell or the sound had a greater risk of having them discovered. Taina felt like she had to fart again already, stopping in place before forcing the recruit’s mouth to her seat with a swift push. ffllllrrrrrppphhhhrrrrrsssssshhhh Caviera let out a more audible hiss this time, sighing again in relief as she pushed out a nasty poot nearly point-blank into the woman’s throat. The recruit’s mouth was filled by a hot, steamy rush of gas. It peppered and stung the back of her throat, and she had to choke down the vomit rising from her stomach as she was compelled to swallow the rank fart! Her stomach grew a little bloated, Taina’s rip filling her up. “Oh, what the fuck?!” she exclaimed in shock, turning her face as much as she could away from Taina’s busty buns. She tried to keep her voice down, but it was hard to not exclaim out from the gas attack! “Stop. Your whining will get us both killed,” Caviera told her sternly again, her ass steaming after such a heater. The recruit could hear the sounds of Taina’s bowels churning and bubbling, giving some clear hints that these SBDs were just the beginning. bbbLllLLLrrMbbTTT Taina forced another fart into the recruit’s mouth, the sound being louder than the first few, but the other woman’s maw acted like a muffler for her butt to keep the noise down to an undetectable level. The poor recruit felt ready to vomit again from it, her stomach bloating just a bit more as she was made to eat another fart. “Now, stop dragging ass, we have a job to do,” She ordered, crawling forward once more.The recruit hung behind just enough to allow some spacing between them, a million curses against the superior for the torture she was being subjected to at her hands. There would be complaints about this, and she vowed then and there in her head that she would never allow anyone to put her on so much as a training exercise with Caviera ever again! After a few more minutes of crawling, they were above the hallway they needed to drop down to. An elevator was the only way to the office the two women needed to gain access into, the entrance to the lift nearly right below them. Taina threw up a hand signal to hold before peering downward through the air vent grate to check the hallway for any hostile presence and then unscrewed the grate from its place. She then crawled past the opening so she could get her legs through and then slid out, dropping down into the hallway. Her subordinate followed suit, Cav waiting at the elevator door already. The metal doors opened up to let them in, the operators climbing aboard. The silence in the elevator was awkward between them, only broken by gentle royalty-free music playing through the speakers of the elevator’s intercom unit. Taina felt her stomach churn some more and the shooting pain in her abdomen returned, prompting her to lift a leg just a little and let loose without a second thought. fffflllrraarrrfffaarrpphhbbbtttsttt! It was a few decibels too high to be classified as a silent but deadly fart, though it was still much quieter than a normal rip from just about anyone else. The smell was bad enough to fall under the deadly descriptor though, the recruit covering her nose as the smell tried to invade her senses again. “Is that necessary?” the recruit mumbled, the stink managing to still get into her sinuses despite her best efforts to pinch her nose off and prevent the smell from getting in. The spice in the fart was more intense compared to the ones Taina had been cutting in the vents, getting her eyes watering as well!“It’s all-natural, stop complaining. I can’t help myself, would you rather I let it out now, or does it slip out louder and potentially give us away? I can’t concentrate right when my stomach is hurting like this too,” Taina explained, feeling the need to let out some more pressure. “If you were on a mission with some other members of the team, they would be doing this just to haze you by the way,” the Brazilian woman continued, thinking of the hazing rituals she had seen being carried out by Valkyrie and Ash before. She needed to rip again but knew it would be on the louder side. To avoid the risk of detection, she pulled the recruit’s head down to her ass this time to get her to swallow it. fflllrrrruuuRRUUUUARRRMPPPPBBBTT Taina’s ass jiggled in her tight black pants as she farted again, the stinky haze in the elevator getting intense very quickly. Taina sighed as the pressure in her belly reached tolerable levels again, a tingle in her groin, as well as the recruit, was confronted once more with her foul fumes. The recruit groaned and her eyes rolled up, her cheeks puffing out before she swallowed the massive cloud of gas with a meek gulp. “Could you at least not point your ass at me when you do that?!” the recruit griped, her face pale as Taina let her go. Her stomach was made tighter again by it, her tongue baptized by the devilish concoction. “Why don’t you not stand behind me then, dumbass?” Taina countered with a sarcastic tone, letting her leg down from its raised position. The elevator dinged before the metal doors opened, the two women getting quiet and stepping off of the lift with weapons drawn into the hallway. Taina crept up a few doors before stopping at one in particular, sliding a card across the lock to open it. “How’d you do that?” the recruit asked, impressed with the ease of access to their objective room. “Working with us, you get access to the big girl gadgets that make life easy,” Taina shrugged, tucking the card back away before they stepped into the office. “Start taking photos of everything, get the documents out of those cabinets there,” Taina ordered, starting to get to work herself on snapping photos of as many documents as she could. The analysis team could sort through all of this later, they just had to work fast and get the hell out before they were compromised. The recruit got to work, knowing that there was likely more of the filthy treatment waiting for her during their great escape out. At least if they worked fast, the sooner they could go the hell home and she didn’t have to deal with any of the woman’s shit anymore. Unbeknownst to the recruit, there was a set extraction time for them. Whether they got out of the building early or not, their ride was coming right at the same time! This of course meant that there would be plenty of time for them to kill back at the LZ… where Cav would surely have to let off plenty of more steam. She didn’t want to stink up the whole helicopter for their ride back after all, let alone subject the teammates she liked to her overactive stomach! After ten minutes of taking photos and rummaging through cabinets, the two had gotten through the entire room and had a record of every piece of paper in it. Caviera made sure that everything looked perfectly back into place from where it was when they entered the room before they slipped back into the hallway and to the elevator again.ffllrrft The fart was small but packed a hell of a punch with it. Not only that, but the smell was earthier than her first farts. From the feeling coming from her innards and the smell of what she had pushed out, Caveira would inevitably have to take a shit soon. They reboarded the lift and rode down in silence. After they exited, Cav motioned to the recruit to give her a boost up to get into the vent. Once she was secured in place, she would return the favor by dangling a leg down that she could grab onto and get back into the A/C system herself. ffffrrst-ffffpphhhhhhtttt Taina had a few more farts in the chamber by this time, letting loose into the vent as the recruit replaced the vent screen behind them. Her stomach still felt pretty tight even with this two-part toot though, and after a moment of pushing, Taina was able to let another hisser go to further relieve her cramps, making sure to yank the recruit’s face to her ass for the third time now so her mouth muffled it yet again. ffffpppphhhhhllllrrrrrrbbbtt Taina cut another face-melting SBD, though the high-pressure hissing grew more audible after the first few seconds puffed out of her asshole. The Brazilian woman sighed after she got her intestines emptied again, keeping the recruit held to her ass until she heard her swallow the fart. The recruit stopped in her tracks, her face green underneath her mask as she had to breathe in more caustic fumes from the busty woman! The shitty stink was thick enough to cut with a knife, potent enough to give her a headache as well, especially since it was being pumped right down her stomach! “Why are you stopping? You want to go home, don't you?” Taina asked in a low tone, sighing a second time in relief. Her groin was tingling again, she was starting to consciously register the pleasure she was feeling as a result of letting loose. The pressure though was being relieved less and less by just farts, yet another indication that something more than gas was on the horizon. The recruit felt her head spinning and she wanted to curse Taina out to her face at this point, but she powered through the pain and started to push onward again. Taina felt her stomach bubble once more but decided to keep everything bottled up for now. Crop dusting the apprentice operator in the vents may have been both amusing and also relieving, but she didn’t want to remain in the building any longer than they had to. The confined space was only making her distended tummy feel even worse anyway. They reached the outside about five minutes later, Taina getting the grate open and letting the recruit crawl out of it. They snuck out of the gated complex in the same crawl space they had dug under the fence and made a break for the treeline before slowing down. “Just a little hike in the woods, and then we are free,” Taina told the recruit, sliding her NODs back down over her eyes so she could see better in the dark. The rookie knew it was fine to speak now but just declined to, wanting to do the best she could to avoid provocation of any of Cav's ire for the rest of the mission. Even the fresh outside air was doing very little to clear her nose and mouth from the brutal treatment she had endured! She was also quite bloated herself at this point, by the way, all the farts she had swallowed were malingering in her abdomen and causing sharp pains. The two had a much bigger pep in their step on the way back to their initial entry point, the rookie motivated by getting out early and Cav motivated by the increasing pressure in her stomach sending triggers to her brain that it was time to take a big, hefty dump. Stopping to finally let it out was an option as well of course, but it was probably best to get to the safest location they could before she exposed herself in such a manner and made them vulnerable to an attack. They may have not encountered anyone thus far, but for all they knew, the enemy had allowed them to do their mission and escape so they could execute a greater ambush or at least stalk them out and get information on their movement before making a counterplay. It would be hard to hide the amount of shit she felt mounting in her intestines as well and leaving behind such a pile of waste would only give these potential trackers a colossal clue to their trail. They made it to the clearing where they had inserted into in record time, their travel back taking only a little more than half the time that the walk-in had taken. Caviera took a knee and scanned the horizon around them before sending a radio out to indicate that they were at the exfil spot. “All just a waiting game now, get comfortable… our ride is still an hour out,” she told the recruit after speaking with the operator on the other end of the net briefly. “An hour out? What is the holdup?” The recruit asked, the thought of such a long wait baffled her. “So, they expect us to just be sitting ducks out here for an hour until they get to us, we just finished a raid and have all that intel that they said was so essential for us to grab!” “Hey, stop asking stupid questions. Everything happens for a reason and you haven’t been around nearly long enough to question a process you don’t know shit about. Now, just get comfortable and relax,” Taina retorted, still looking around to ensure there wasn’t anyone lurking in the shadows and stalking them. As she did, her stomach emitted a loud gggllurrooorrggg and the pain that she had been ignoring since they had climbed back up into the vents hit her like a truck. There was no way around it; she had to shit, and bad! Taina sucked on her lip, turning to the rookie. “You didn’t bring an e-tool with you, did you?” she asked, knowing she didn’t have one herself. Without one, taking a dump out here and hiding it would be a significant challenge, especially with how she needed to go now. “Nope, why would I bring something that would weigh me down like that?” the recruit asked back, her tone short. She had lost any sense of professionalism, tired of all the baggage that had come with it. Not that she didn’t have reason to be pissed; she felt ready to pass out, throw up, and let out a massive gas fit herself with how her belly was feeling because of her diet of farts! “Well, you lugged that stupid rifle along with you even though I told you that you didn’t need it, I just figured that you would have brought along just about everything else and the kitchen sink too while you were at it,” Taina replied dryly, clearly not a fan of this attitude from her now. Her stomach churned again, leaving Taina with only one clear choice now how to unburden herself without leaving a giant stinking pile to give their position away potentially. “Alright then, lay back,” she commanded, deciding she could shut up the annoying newbie as well while she was at it. “What for?” The recruit replied, seeing under her night vision that Taina was starting to undo her battle belt and unbutton her pants. She knew what was going on, but was in disbelief that she was going to do it. “Just stop asking fucking questions, you do that too much,” Taina dodged the question with a grunt as the pants came down, deciding to just thrust her ass back into the disobedient woman’s face as the panties came down at the same time. The recruit yelped as she was knocked over and the great weight came down upon her! This was well over the line (not that the line hadn’t been well crossed already), but she was powerless to stop it from happening! Taina was swift and deliberate with her movements, trapping her under the weight of her heavy ass with no hope of escape. Taina’s taint was filthy; she either hadn’t showered in a few days or needed lessons in how to clean herself properly if she had. The sweat buildup coated her face immediately in a damp layer of stink and grime! Either that or it was possible that Taina had accumulated such a massive amount of filth in her ass crack throughout the mission, which was equally as nasty. Taina grunted and pushed, a vein popping out on her forehead as she strained to get the load out. Her asshole started to open, the start of a turd moving out of her starfish. The recruit felt the log brush on her lips and screamed, though it was completely muffled by Taina’s bare ass! The screaming was the wrong move too, because it opened her mouth up. Taina’s shit entered her mouth, the recruit throwing up in her mouth as well immediately. It was pushed right back down where it came from though, Taina’s turd completely occupying her mouth with no room to spare! “Oooooo, thank you for your sacrifice… it is appreciated, truly,” Caviera grunted, her butthole still opening wider. It had to spread and stretch to what seemed like a comical and even inhuman diameter, the shit log feeling like it would break the recruit’s jaw with how wide she was forced to open so it could travel down. Her waste ground past her lips and teeth and rubbed all across her tongue before going right down her throat. The recruit was going to eat Taina’s dump in its entirety and there was nothing she could do about it! Her belly felt ready to pop as it was filled up with the massive scat loaf. Being forced to swallow all those farts was more than bad enough, but the solid waste forcing its way into her already-packed stomach was causing unbelievable pain now. Taina continued to shit though without any regard for how the recruit was feeling and doing. The crap she was shoving out probably had the volume and mass to fill a small tub, the recruit’s stomach only growing larger and more filled as she had to consume it all! She could sense that the battle-torn woman was at her breaking point, and decided to get one last thing into her head before she finally succumbed to the treatment. “If so much as a peep about this makes it out to anyone on the team, it will be a diet of nothing but shit and farts from not only me but half the team for the rest of your miserable time with us,” she growled, the last of her hole tearing shit coming out. Right at the perfect time as well, as the recruit passed out after swallowing the last of it down! She was in terrible shape, but still alive. Taina finally felt emptied, euphoric from the ungodly release. The droning noise of an aircraft broke the silence of nature around them a few minutes later, Cav cracking an IR chem light to signal their position to them. She loaded the unconscious woman into the Blackhawk and then got in herself, buckling up after. “What happened to her, is she alright?” Ela asked over the comms as they took back off, looking over the unconscious recruit with some concern. “She had a little accident; nothing a little rest won’t fix,” Taina waved her concerns off with an eye roll, taking her NODs off. “A little character building if you will,” she added, winking at the Polish woman. Ela looked back knowingly, giving an eye roll of her own but leaving it at that. And just like that, they started the flight home. Taina had learned a few things during this mission; none of them had anything to do with how to do her job more efficiently, but she had at least gained a new appreciation for these dumb missions with the newbies! —THE END—