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Tommy hates Christmas because he could probably die for other people’s sins too. He just doesn’t want to. Tommy could become jeses. He would call himself Jommy. He would die for everyone’s sins, except Mark’s. Mark’s sin would be being a faggot and stupid.Philip was hanging from the tree like an ornament.When Mark opens his gift box there is nothing inside. Then alastor shoots him.RUST_010 is at the oven. He is baking gingerbread cookie. Like the beanie baby on twitter. by fartpog. Tommy likes twitter. “Is that cookie from fartpog on twitter”“Tommy please i just want to have a normal christmas we canrt have anything without philip dying or mark being harmed or alasdtor harmibng someone please tommy i cant fuckuing do this anymore” RUST says “R U /srs or /j” Tommy asked. He cant tell tone. Even though it is in real life and not through text where tone tags are used. Tommy is not autistic“nya :3c” Philip saysMark is bleeding from the side of his head where Alastor shot him. “help my head hurts is there any ibuprofen”“Way to go alastor. You just ruined christmas fro rust” a mysterious being with hair said. They looked stupid. They literally appeared from no where.“Who the fuck are you oh my god im having a panic attack i think that’s an alternate ohh my god im gonna start hyperventilating oh my god” Mark says in fear and Tommy hits him.“Stop using god’s name in vain” Tommy says angrily.“Im. Way to go tommy stop hitting mark its really mean”“It’s really… what…?”“and im party noob hey guys”