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Makoto Naegi
@hopeful
Alright, we rebuilt social media! This is technically the first post ever on Twitter.
8:14 AM · Sept 5, 2020
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Hajimeme
@izuruuuu
We managed to recreate Twitter with near-exact detail. We'll do this for other social media sites as well.
8:14 AM · Sept 5, 2020
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Makoto Naegi
@hopeful
Hold on, how did you get more likes? We're the only ones using this.
8:14 AM · Sept 5, 2020
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Hajimeme @izuruuuu · Sept 5
Replying to @hopeful
artificial inflation. didn't you know we are admins?
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DM between: Byakuya Togami (veryrichman) and Makoto Naegi (sapling)
sapling: yo you wanna go out for lunch?veryrichman: Sure. My work is finished anyways.sapling: what do you want to eat?veryrichman: Burger and fries.sapling: what did you just say?veryrichman: Is it a problem to want burgers and fries? All the fancy shit I grew up eating is gone, and Teruteru Hanamura is still comatose.sapling: fine
Class 78th GC
Members:
Makoto Naegi (sapling)
Kyoko Kirigiri (detective)
Byakuya Togami (veryrichman)
Aoi Asahina (watermelon)
Toko Fukawa (killerpersonality)
Yasuhiro Hagakure (weedguy)
sapling: guess what Byakuya just saidwatermelons: what did he say?sapling: he said, and I quote “I want burgers and fries”weedguy: OMGdetective: I’m so proud of you, Byakuya.detective: I’m so happy that you managed to get over your abject hatred of commoner food.killerpersonality: MASTER???? WHAT HAPPENED???
veryrichman: Naegi I will beat your goofy ass
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DM between: Kazuichi Soda (mechanic) and Hajime Hinata (orangejuice)
mechanic: fuyu and I are gonna head to town. you in?
orangejuice: Hell no.
orangejuice: For the record, this is Izuru speaking.mechanic: that was fastorangejuice: I have no interest in hitting on passerby women.orangejuice: Please, feel free to do so yourself, but do not get me involved in your continued rejection.mechanic: ok but seriously have you even expressed interest in romanceorangejuice: No. mechanic: Since she died, have you or Hajime felt any romantic attachment to anyone at all?orangejuice: No. I refuse to talk about this further. mechanic: You’ve gotta move on eventually, bro. They aren’t coming back anytime soon.mechanic: Sonia and Akane have already moved on.orangejuice: That’s because they had other friends to help them.orangejuice: I had no such luxury at the time of her demise.
orangejuice: Now, the conversation is over. Get the fuck out.
mechanic: Sorry, man.
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Law Enforcement GC
Members:
Kyoko Kirigiri (detective)
Tsurugi Kinjo (sword)
Shuichi Saihara (emo)
detective: Guys, we’re going to have a massive case load for the next week. Get ready.emo: alrsword: Tell us something we don’t know. We are the heads of law enforcement in Japan, of course we have a massive caseload.sword: In addition to that, I’m on double duty as a beat cop. You guys are lucky.emo: We handle investigations, Tsurugi. Kyoko and I have the same workload as you do.emo: Stop complaining, you’re not special.
detective
: Both of you, shut up.
sword: I already did. Shuichi is the one who should shut up.emo: You are definitely not in the position to say that.detective: I work with children.
DM between: Kyoko Kirigiri (detective) and Takumi Hijirihara (takumi)
detective: I trust you and Officer Asano can take on Shuichi and Tsurugi’s workload.takumi: chief what do you mean by thatdetective: They’ve been suspended for a week because they acted like children.detective: You’re a good detective. I trust you can work this through.takumi: i’ll tell Misakitakumi: but seriously, i’m laughing rndetective: Take this seriously or you’ll be suspended too.takumi: aye aye captain
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Gifted Juveniles GC
Members:
Shuichi Saihara (emo)
Maki Harukawa (BestBabysitter)
Himiko Yumeno (HimikoPotter)
K1-B0 (hopebot)
emo: I got suspended.BestBabysitter: dumbasshopebot: you sure you’re not the ultimate defective?emo: damn bro don’t do that :(hopebot: emoticons will not save youhopebot: anyways
hopebot has added Alter Ego Gonta
hopebot has renamed Alter Ego Gonta to gentleman
gentleman: Hello Saihara-kun, Harukawa-san, Yumeno-san!gentleman: Gonta is back!emo: Gonta we missed you so muchBestBabysitter: welcome backHimikoPotter: I’m crying rngentleman: Don’t cry Yumeno-san! Gonta just want to see everyone safegentleman: Where is Ouma-kun, Momota-kun, and Shirogane-san? Gonta thought they were alive.emo: They’re dead, Gonta.gentleman: They couldn’t leave safely?emo: Tsumugi was responsible for our killing game. She tried to make us believe we were fictional.emo: Hajime from the upper classes is working on a way to get them back to life, including your real self.BestBabysitter: so what happens when this Gonta and the real Gonta meetgentleman: Me and Real Gonta will work to make life good for bugs!HimikoPotter: how admirablehopebot: Himiko for a split second I thought Kiyo was possessing youHimikoPotter: that incest ahh creep can fuck off
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DM between Makoto Naegi (sapling) and Unknown Number
???: Hello, Makoto Naegi.sapling: Who are you and why do you have my phone number.???: I see you don’t recognize me.
??? has changed their name to Kyousuke
Kyousuke: Recognize me now?
sapling: Munakata-san?
Kyousuke: Indeed.Kyousuke: I am talking to you because I wish to rejoin the future foundation.
sapling: The hell you mean by return?
sapling: You disappeared off the face of the earth for a damn year, and you expect us to congratulate you with welcoming arms?sapling: Tell me where you’ve been first.Kyousuke: Around the world. Air Travel is surprisingly cheap these days.sapling: I’ll put your return into consideration.sapling: By the way, the former Remnants of Despair that left the Neo World have joined. Are you okay with that?Kyousuke: Of course.