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jaymie and zeke were at the gallows cause jaymie was getting hung infront of a few people yuh sure"hey guys im getting hung" jaymie said"im tired of KILLING PEOPLE" zeke shouted why is he so angry dawg"too bad youre gonna hang me" gaymie replied"hey this seems oddly familiar" maxx said"ARENT YOU DEAD WHY ARE YOU HERE" zeke shouted bro calm down"oh yeah" maxx grabs elliott and floats into heaven with him jk they sink into hell while making out"what did i just witness" funni says coming out of nowhere"hello funni" /jaymie said, his neck surrounded by the noose"FUNNI ARE YOU WATCHING THIS TIME OR ARE YOU GUNNA LEAVE AGAIN" z"sure ill watch" she grabs a chair and smashes it against her headwhen do i actually get hung "haybie asked impatiently because hes impatient""RIGHT FUNKING NOW" ei lets go of the rope on accident"i wish it was me getting hung" k"hey guys its me hatsune miku" oh my days"HATSUNE MIKU?!" we all shout in unison"oh my god its her shes real" when are you and cam getting married legally btwhatsune miku then hangs both me and jeremyfunni applauds "amazing show now wheres my husband""oh i kinda skinned him lol" miku confesses...funni brings out her magical girl powers and obliterates miku and then sobs because her husbands dead lol imagine being a widowsuddenly someone descends from the skyits rewrite sonic wowthey steal funnis soul and then she and cam are reunited in a fucking sonic game cam becomes metal sonic ig the end