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Eshu, also known as Yasuka, was fuming. The argument with her mom’s boytoy reached a boiling point. His words cut were gay (like him)—calling Eshu short, saying she's ugly (even tho he CANNOT be talking </3), and using lame ass overused jokes with his dark ass. (He's so dark he blends in with the shadows during day time)
“Oompa Loompa,” he snickered, his voice playful (and gay). Eshu’s fists clenched. (BOOOO LAME OVERUSED JOKE)
“You know what? You’ll regret saying that. Just watch. You stupid faggot looking male prostitute. JUST WAIT AND WATCH.” (Ate with that unlike that male gay prostitute)
Storming out of the house, Eshu felt her heart racing. Her emotions boiled over, a storm of rage, and seeing red. That night, consumed by overwhelming emotions, Eshu made a choice—a desperate, impulsive choice to leave a mark on those who had wronged her. Eshu shot herself in the fucking head and made everyone regret everything. (She also turned homophobic because of him and that got her into heaven) When Eshu opened her eyes, she found herself in a vast, endless expanse of soft clouds and golden light. The pain and weight of that stupid looking gay fag seemed to disappear, replaced by an odd sense of peace.
“Where… the skibidi am I?” Eshu murmured, looking around.
Suddenly, two familiar figures emerged from the mist. Kazuha, with his calm demeanor and poetic gaze, walked toward them. Jouno followed, his sharp expression softening the moment he saw Eshu.
“Yasuka,” Kazuha said, his voice as soothing as a lullaby. HIS MAJESTIC ASS VOICE. (I'm breeding them both ♡)
“ZOO WEE MAMA.” Eshu said while drooling like a dog. “Your Gyatt's so much bigger ♡” Jouno said, with HIS HANDSOME SMILE. Eshu’s eyes welled up with tears as she rushed into their husbands’ arms. “You’re both here… I'm so happy to see yall and not that faggot looking boytoy.” Kazuha smiled, brushing a tear from Eshu’s cheek.
“Let's go to the bedroom, I can't wait any longer...” Jouno chuckled, wrapping an arm around Eshu. “And I am NOT going to be gentle.” (I don't want you to be)
The trio wandered through the ethereal gardens of Heaven, to the bedroom. (Jesus allowed them to commit Lust cause they were so in love) Everything felt perfect, yet Eshu couldn’t shake the trauma and PTSD of her earthly life—his ugly ass face, his gay ass movements, and the obvious fact he had not looked in a mirror since he called her ugly.
(Not writing any 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 👅 scenes cause I'm to lazy)
One day, as she was lounging by a pool, a radiant figure approached. It was Jesus. “Eshu,” he said, his voice a symphony of compassion. “I’ve been watching you and your love for Kazuha and Jouno.” Eshu looked up at him, in curiosity and awe.
“You’ve been watching me?” Jesus nodded.
“Always. And I know there’s something you’ve been longing for—a way to feel complete in Heaven.” Eshu tilted her head.
“What do you mean?” With a gentle smile, Jesus extended his hand. A beam of golden light appeared, a HUMONGUS dildo shaped dingawong. He handed it to Eshu.
“A tralala,” he said simply. Eshu blinked, holding the radiant gift. “Wait… are you serious?” Jesus chuckled. “I’ve heard your heart, Eshu. Instead of Jouno and Kazuha pounding into you every night, you can pound into THEM now.” Eshu smiled, holding the gift close. “I’ve always wanted a tralala, this is so peak!” Jesus smiled warmly. “It is. Now go try it out.”