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A = Aftercare (What they're like after sex)Hanschen's first priority is to make sure Ernst is A-OK and didn't fucking die or something. He rushes to get him water, a warm towel, you name it. Ernst always offers to help but Hanschen politely refuses because he is WHIPPED for that boy. They love cuddling skin-to-skin after, it's their favourite activity.B = Body Part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partners)Ernst is really into Hanschen's back and his arms-- and obviously his dick. Hanschen loves Ernst's hands and his hair. Odd thing, but also his nose.C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)Neither of them are super into cum. Sometimes Hanschen will lick Ernst clean, and that's pretty hot for the both of them.D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)Ernst finds Hanschen at his sexiest when he's playing with Ernst's little sister. She puts bows in his hair and he drinks air-tea with her. Needless to say, Ernst has to sit with his legs crossed whenever he watches. Hanschen is really REALLY into it when Ernst rides him occasionally. Does he like being in control for most of the time? Yeah. But does the sight of Ernst full on bouncing on it make him harder than brimstone? Absofuckinglutley.E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)Hanschen has a body count of 3, and had been jerking off years before he met Ernst. (He jerked off more frequently after they met). Ernst has no experience whatsoever, but on nights he's not with Hanschen and misses him, he knows the bare minimum of how to touch himself.F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying)They both love missionary, being able to look at each other and all, but when they fuck REAL nasty?? Doggy style HATES to see them coming.G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)Ernst giggles a fuckton whenever Hanschen's attacking his neck in lovebites and hickeys-- if he even lets him, that is. What can he say? He's ticklish. Hanschen doesn't mind, he thinks it's adorable.H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)I hate this question, but I digress. They aren't waxed bald or completely shaved, but Hanchen is more closely trimmed, whereas Ernst is just a bit more frantic-looking + a happy trail.I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)You'd think this is the last time they're ever gonna have sex, they're so romantic. No wonder they love missionary.J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon.)I believe I've already answered this.K = Kink (One or more of their kinks.)Pretty vanilla, but Hanschen has a hair-pulling kink (same), and Ernst has a praise kink (same).L = Location (Favourite places to do the do.)Ernst would murder Hanschen if he ever tried to fuck around anywhere in public, so they save all of it for the bedroom. Farthest they'll go is a quick handjob in a bathroom, maybe.M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)Literally anything could get Hanschen going. Ernst is different, he's super into praise. Once, they were about to leave for a formal event, and Hanschen made the mistake of showering Ernst in compliments about the suit he was wearing. They were an hour and a half late, showing up looking a little dishevelled.N = No (Something they wouldn't do, turn offs)Basically what you'd expect; nothing toilet related, paedophilia stuff, basically just regular turn offs.O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)Hanschen. Loves. Giving. Oral. Ernst is so-so about it, but he definitely likes receiving it.P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)Usually, it's somewhere in the middle. Unless it's one of THOSE days. It's like they're riding a horse in the goddamn wild west.Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)They could do a quickie every day if they could. To be honest, they probably do.R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)They may go as far as having Ernst tied up, but they're pretty content doing what they always do. NOTHING in public. Ever. That's Ernst Law.S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)They could go three rounds, four rounds tops.T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)Hanschen owns one singular vibrator. He doesn't use it on himself, he and Ernst fuck around with it on some special nights.U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)Hanschen is the worlds biggest tease. Ernst will tease a bit at the start for fun, but he'll knock it off after a few minutes. Not Hanschen. Him and his stupid superiority complex like seeing if Ernst can beg.V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)They aren't a loud couple, gasps and groans and whimpers. However, if they fuck nasty one night? Lord help us all.W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)Ernst is a biter. And Hanschen can leave some insane bruises.X = X-ray (Let's see what's going on under those clothes)Hanschen is around 7 inches, Ernst is about 5.Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)Hanschen needs sex like its life support. Ernst can go a little bit without it, but if it goes too long he gets needy.Z - Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)After their regular sex, they're awake for about ten minutes cuddling and talking about how much they love each other. If they fucked nasty, Ernst is almost out like a light, and Hanschen is very close to follow suit.