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i sashayed into the classroom. it was the first day of school and i feeling slightly flustered in the new environment. i didn’t sweat though, sweating is for losers and i’m not a loser. not with my flashing eyes and perky ass.walking into the new classroom, i scanned my surroundings as an alpha hottie does. the classroom was filled with people - some i knew, some i didn’t. luckily, a few of my best friends were in this class!“hi jamie you’re finally here…” yu xuan said, shaking her head. “ya lor, why so late today?” qianrong asked. i flipped my gleaming hair and smiled.“an alpha never discloses her secrets!” the two sigh, and i laugh. “just kidding, i’m late because i had to grab this!” i say, showing off my cool new awesome shining camera. “i’m going to vlog our school days and experiences, then post iron a cool forum website thingy!”“like gossip girl…” avery says, popping out of nowhere.“exactly!” i smile, and pull all my friends into a picture. “everyone here will be a good subject” i laugh evilly.ariel and exin whine. lexin sighs. violet tries to run away but i stop her with a wave of my hand and telekinesis. “say cheese!!!”and with that, gossip girl (jamie’s version) was born. what started out as a fun joke, ended up turning into disaster…what will happen? find out more in the next chapter.
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jamie here, talking about the first day of school. the teacher was LOUD. he broke my eardrums on the first lesson omg.“everyone! attention!” the teacher had shouted, alerting everyone in the class.however, i just continued talking to my friends as i was a nonchalant alpha queen wolf and folded to nobody especially not a lame old man. and i was planning to continue on with my life, when the teacher suddenly sighed and said something that made me extremely interested. i could feel my friends look up as well, definitely interested in whatever the teacher was going to say.“HEY what’s that about an exchanged program?” marissa demanded.the teacher side eyed the rude girl marissa, but continued. “an exchange program. some korean students are coming over to our school! they are of all ages and hobbies, make sure you treat them well and show them around the school…speaking of which, who wants to buddy with them? i have some names…”“do you wanna do it…?” qianrong asks me, leaning to my table.“well, i mean, do YOU wanna do it? it depends who it is, you know.” i reply.“well…”just then, the teacher started reading out all the names of the students that would be coming for the exchange program. “han wang-ho…”qianrong squeals.“his brother, han dongmin,”i squeal.“park sungho,”qianrong squeals again.“yang jeong-in.”yu xuan squeals.“and his good friend hwang hyunjin!”avery pops out of nowhere and squeals loudly. “oh my god hyunjin!!!”“i’ll do it!” me, qianrong, yu xuan and avery exclaimed loudly, and the teacher quirks an eyebrow at us.“really? YOU guys can do it? are you sure you can be trusted and not bully the new students?”“i won’t bully them, trust.” i say, and the teacher has no choice but to comply.after wards, the teacher told us all the details. the group of students would be flying in to singapore next week, and we had to each pick one person to buddy with. however, there were five students but only four who volunteered so qianrong would have to take two of them. and so, we excitedly waited for the new students to arrive.i couldn’t believe my favourite pookie bear skrunkly was coming to my school, my class! this would make an amazing story to talk about next time, i thought.thats when i remembered this awesome thing! so that’s that! stay tuned for what happens next.xoxo, gossip girl
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hey readers, today was the day after the korean kids exchange program was announced…and i thought there was going to be news at first because…“everyone! i have more news about the exchange program!” the teacher, who i realised i forgot to mention his name the previous day, said. his name was kevin by the way. he was a math teacher, but he never taught math. he just talked about genshin impact, honkai starrail and whatever cute boys he saw.upon hearing news about the exchange program, i looked up. my friends did as well, and we were ready to listen.“western students will be coming as well!” mr kevin announced happily, (i’m assuming his type is white guys) but we all dropped our heads. seriously? white guys? i hated white guys. they were so unbelievably mid. everyone agreed with me, all except for a few…i turned around, and saw emma, violet and lexin all looking up, eyes bright and shiny.oh god, i thought. it’s the white guy apocalypse.“so…who’s coming..?” emma asks, voice filled with hesitation and doubt. “i hope he’s handsome.”“oh please,” avery sighs. “all the white guys you like are OLD. why would they come to a school exchange?”emma dropped her head and did a loud “UGHHHH,”but suddenly, the teacher announced: “apparently, tom cruise got into some trouble and turned younger, so he wants to try schooling again…”“OH MY GOD” emma squeals, and immediately puts her hand up. “i’ll show him around!”i look at avery, and she looks like she wants to kill herself (real)“the other people coming are kind of…weird as well.” mr kevin sighs. “hot, but weird.”“so, robert pattinson cedric diggory version and theo nott decided to leave hogwarts??? to come here???”at that, violet and lexin leapt for joy. i did not get it, sorry.“and andrew garfield and aaron taylor joy and that guy from bridgerton who i forgot what he’s called…”the class was ecstatic.“oh! and timothee chalamet.”and immediately the class went silent.i knew that this was a great class when that happened, because timothee chalamet looks like a little boy and a man at the same time that did botox then removed it immediately after and had a bit too much opium. sorry!but so, with the news of the two different exchange programs, many in the class was satisfied. but how about some people that i didn’t mention? well…. tune in next time! xoxo, gossip girl
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so. i know what everyone wants. while majority of the cast was busy talking about exchange students, cute boys and stuff, what were the others doing? what was going on with the few unmentioned people? well, this issue of gossip girl (jamie’s version) is specifically targeted to two magical people.two lovebirds, that are also enemies, that are also best friends.a story of love, jealousy.hate, betrayal,and…reconciliation.exin and ariel.ariel and exin.—“what is wrong with everybody.” exin said, and ariel put her hands up in agreement. “i know right! everyone is so simp grrr”“what are you talking about” exin giggles, and ariel puts her hands up again in like a shrug thing that she always does, and says her catchphrase: “ya know?””uh…i don’t know” exin replies, face in a ‘meh’ expression.“skibidi bro” ariel just says back. the two were equally brainrotted, equally judging the class.“wait, but you also can’t say anything what!” exin points a finger at ariel, giving her an accusatory glare. “you would act the same if you saw…” her words trailed, and her gaze moved with ariel.ariel’s head was turning, eyes following this guy that just entered the classroom. her mouth was wide open, cheeks flushed an unusual pink.”…kenny song” exin finishes, eyes wide with disbelief.”oh my god exin i didn’t expect him to come here!” ariel says, giggling to herself. “oh my god he’s going to fall in love with me cos he likes smart introvert girls like ME TEEHEE”suddenly, exin’s mood sours. she doesn’t know this, but she secretly likes ariel a bit too much! they joke about ariel getting married to kenny song, or jisu from that unripe apples thing, or javier, or joseph, or javier joseph jisu, but now that kenny actually showed up? it’s too close for comfort, and exins mad.she doesn’t want kenny to steal ariel away from her - but she doesn’t know that! she thinks she’s just possessive of her best friend.so what does she do? she sabotages their love.dun dun dunnnnnn!exin decides…to take kenny for herself instead?!?!she spies on kenny through the janitor’s closet, learns all his secrets and his likes. but when she tries to flirt… “sorry i have a girlfriend already.” kenny says.exin gets happy at first, but then realises,what if kenny’s gf is ariel…. oh noso, she asks: “ariel, are you kenny’s gf?””YA.” ariel says, pauses for a beat, then goes, “i wish…”exin yippees, and smiles, forgetting ariel was there.”why are you HAPPY?” ariel growls”oh no i mean…””i see you hanging out with MY kenny ok, you’re not slick you fake friend!” with that, ariel stormed away. and exin was left heartbroken.—after class, exin knew she had to make things right. she found ariel and tried to explain:”i was only hanging out with kenny song because i needed to know if he was a right fit for you.””and…””he’s not! he doesn’t like chiikawa or that weird dancing wolf thing””oh…i’m sorry for jumping to conclusions.””it’s ok,” exin says, and the two hug.they reconcile and become best friends again! and although exin is happy, there is a small feeling that doesn’t go away…yay
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it’s been three days since the news of the student exchange. but still, nothing had happened yet. it was such a bore, waiting for them to show up.”students! i have good news! someone showed up early!” kevin announced.everyone looked up, eyes filled with sparkling hope and joy.”everyone say welcome to our new teachers,” kevin says, and many of us sigh in disappointment. so far, since our school has no money, kevin has been teaching us for every subject including PE where he makes us lift weights and skip leg day like him.anyway”say hi to mr hugh jackman and ryan reynolds!!!” he says, clearly feeling excited. upon seeing their faces, i knew why kevin was so excited. as the two teachers walked in, kevin sent them a flirty wink but they simply ignored him, their eyes fixated on each other.”oh my god…” i say. “this is making me homophobic,””what do you mean!!!” yuxuan shouts. “hi mr hugh and ryan i’m ur biggest fan EVER””oh! hello” says ryan reynolds. “you students can call me daddy reynolds. and that is daddy jackman.”everyone looks at the two men in horror, everyone except for yuxuan and mr kevin andrew who is currently changing his teacher’s plaque with his name on it to kevin andrew reynolds jackman.”omg, for ur first lesson, please show us how people make out” asks yuxuan sweetly.i groan. lexin groans. qianrong groans. “this would be better with twinks.””yuxuan you need to get your head out of the gutter lol” lexin says. yuxuan just shakes her head.and even the two men come to her defence. “it’s ok, don’t worry, daddy’s here.”everyone gets weirded out, and kevin faints. at that, everyone yippees!”does this mean class is over?” someone asks”sure.” says ryan oh sorry, daddy reynolds.we all cheer and run out for recess. yuxuan comes with me qianrong and lexin, but not before blowing a kiss to the two of them. she doesn’t know this, but if she did, she would have regretted not staying in the classroom.because, the moment all the students left, ryan reynolds and hugh jackman started passionately making out in 4k HD 4080 fps.its okay though: they were going to be permanent teachers. yuxuan had lots of chances to see them in action.signing outxoxogossip girl