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It was nighttime in Gensokyo. At the gates of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, the electric ball of energy appeared as once it has been dissipated, it's revealed to be the Terminator (Arnold Schwarzenegger) from the first 1984 film himself. He was naked, since he's non-living, and the TV Trope, "Can't Take Anything with You".
Hong Meiling, the gatekeeper saw the nude muscular figure. She said this to him.
Meiling: Who are you, mister? How do you come up with a nice six-pack? And... why in the world are you naked!?T-800: Who am I? Cyberdyne Systems Model 101. Why am I nude? I just time-traveled nude because I'm non-living, but I do resemble a human.
Meiling: Oh. Nevermind, welcome to the mansion. This is Gensokyo. But in the outside world, they call you Shuwa-chan (シュワちゃん), which is the Japanese nickname of Arnie. And please, wear some clothing, otherwise just enter the mansion.
The T-800 enters immediately after Meiling told him that he cannot go inside without clothing. Inside the mansion, he met the cast, Remilia Scarlet, the owner of the mansion, lived for 500 years. Flandre, her younger sister, lived in the basement for 495 years and is hidden inside her room. Sakuya Izayoi, the maid and the only human in the mansion. Patchouli, the librarian, and Koakuma, the library assistant.
The T-800's target is Patchouli, who's the most interesting out of them due to her layered clothing. Many fanartists depict her having a big derriere and a shapely body. Arnie approaches her, saying;
T-800: "You look nice, miss Patchy."
Koakuma: Hey! Don't touch Patchouli-sama! Also... why are you... um... NAKED?
T-800: Your clothes. Give them to me.
Patchouli: I'd say, no. But if you came here for more... intimate purposes, you came to the wrong place. You are a terminator. You came here to obliterate us.
T-800: Come on, Patchy. I'm just changing my mind, y'know?
Patchouli: Fine, if you insist. But if you're here for something intimate, come to my bedroom.
Arnie and Patchy go to the bed-room. "You really like my muscles don't you, Patchy?" "Yes..." "Can I... take off yours too?" Yeah, go on. Patchouli takes off her PJs while being assisted by Arnie, revealing her thicc thighs and averaged sized boobs.
After she takes everything off her body, they kiss, do heavy petting by him fingering Patchouli's pussy, with Patchy giving him a handjob at the same time. After Patchy cums, they do the deed.
They start off with the cowgirl, lasted 10 minutes before switching into the doggy position, which lasted 20 minutes. They switch with the stand and carry position, as Patchy wraps her legs around his waist and hugs around his neck. "Ah, ahn... Hah!" "Oh Shuwa-chan!" Patchy moaned.
After spending 48 minutes, they switched to the missionary, the most intimate of all. The first half is Shuwa-chan resting his hands on the bed, later they hold hands while they kiss. The second half is him thrusting really hard and hugging her, leading her to wrap her legs around his waist and hugs his muscular back.