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*Manabe creates a group chat called, “A bunch of dudes chilling in a group chat cuz they're all gay.”*
Kyo: Stop adding me to group chats!
Ayame: I love the group chat name!
Yuki: Oh, great /sarcasm
Haru: Yuki, I love you. 🩷
Manabe: Same, Haru, same 🩷
Kyo: Pls just kill me
Yuki: Manabe, explain this group chat. Like why did you make this?
Manabe: I just wanted to make a chat for all the bros 🩷
Ayame: Can I add people?
Yuki: No
Kyo: No
Manabe: Obvi you can
*Ayame added Shigure and Hatori*
Hatori: What is this?
Shigure: Oh, is this a harem? ;)
Kyo: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS YOU KNEW WHO HE WAS GONNA ADD
Shigure: Kyo, pls, you love me. I'm basically the reason you are dating Torhu
Kyo: You're a piece of shit
Ayame: Leave my husband alone!
Yuki: I would leave, but I don't like the idea of yall being left alone in a group chat
Ayame: Oh, that's right! Shigure, you want to be added to my other group chat?
Yuki: I thought that was Haru’s
Kyo: No, please, you’re all already insufferable.
Yuki: But you’re not in Haru’s group chat
Kyo: I know, thanks for including me.
Haru: I can add you to that, too, Kyo
Kyo: I was kidding, pls don't.
Haru: Too late
Ayame: I added you to my group chat, Shigure 🩷
Manabe: YAY!
Shigure: Oooh, I saw. I love it 🩷
Yuki: What's going on? What group chat?
Hatori: Why am I here?
Manabe: It's a place for the bros to be bros.
Hatori: Okay
Ayame: I'm so happy
Yuki: Please tell me is there not another group chat that I'm not on?
Kyo: Yes, and it's awful. No person will tell me how to leave the chat.
Manabe: Idk what Kyo’s talking about
Haru: Yeah, Kyo, what group chat? Tell us
Kyo: Oh, really, this is how you're playing it? Cuz I will tell
Haru: Screenshots or it didn't happen
Manabe: I'm sure other members have screenshots if you need them, Kyo 🩷
Ayame: Oh, no, but that's a secret chat!!!
Manabe: Lol, Aya, you’re the best.
Ayame: Oh, thank you! 🩷 You, too
Shigure: Darling, you’re such a himbo.
Ayame: I have no idea what that means, but thank you 🩷
Yuki: I don't like this. Why are you all in a group chat that doesn't include me?
Manabe: Don't be sad
Yuki: I'm not, I just don't like the implications
Hatori: I learned not to question them, Yuki.
Yuki: Are you in it, too?!?!
Hatori: No
Ayame: Oh, I can add you, too!
Hatori: No thank you
Ayame: Oops too late
Hatori: Aya, please remove from this chat and the other. I'm not sure how to delete chats. A lot of my patients text me and this is mudding up my notifications.
Ayame: :( okay, I love you tho…
Shigure: No, don't!!!
Ayame: Actually I don't know how, sorry
Shigure: Yay!!!
Yuki: What's this other group chat? Tell me
Manabe: Yeah, Kyo, tell Yuki about this chat you're supposedly in…I'm sure you have nothing to be embarrassed about
Kyo: Screw you
Manabe: Are you a woodworker, Kyo?
Kyo: What?
Manabe: Cuz you could screw or nail me any day
Kyo: I hate you
Ayame: Oh, that was a good one. I will have to use it on Shigure.
Shigure: Go ahead, boo 😘
Ayame: Are you a woodworker, Shigure, darling?
Hatori: Why are your two like this
Yuki: Stop ignoring me
Haru: Yuki, are you a woodworker?
Yuki: Shut up
Haru: :(
Yuki: Kyo, please explain, I think you're the only one I can trust to get answers from
Kyo: Sorry, can't
Yuki: Oh come on!
Haru: I mean…you could add him? I mean he’s grown a lot in self-love
Manabe: Not enough. Sorry Yun Yun
Yuki: That's just rude
Ayame: Maybe if he was added, he would grow more?
Manabe: I'm scared
Kyo: Yeah, let's not and say we did
Shigure: I added him
Manabe: :0
Shigure: It was too funny not too
Kyo: SCREW YOU SHIGURE
*in the Prince Yuki fan club chat*
Yuki: WTF
Torhu: Yuki!!! Hi!
Yuki: Torhu? I was about to leave but I’ll stay for Torhu
Torhu: Awww
Manabe: Yuki, stop flirting with your mom when you're dating my sister
Torhu: Flirting with his mom?
Shigure: Did you mean mommy, Manabe?
Kyo: Never make a mommy joke about my gf again, Shigure. I will gut you.
Shigure: Sowwy, don't be angwy please uwu
Manabe: Can you adopt me
Ayame: Yes, Shigure and I can be your daddies
Yuki: You all are sick
Kyo: Guys, Torhu has muted the chat. You made Torhu mute the fricken chat.
Haru: Oops
Yuki: Wait, Machi knew about this chat?!
Manabe: Oops
Kyo: Are you reading the chat history?
Yuki: Yes…thank you for being the only normal one, Kyo. Also, the stuff you said was nice. Thanks
Kyo: You're welcome?
Ayame: YES! I WAS HOPING FOR A BROMANCE TO BLOOM
Haru: I ship it
Shigure: Now, kiss
Manabe: 😳🥵😍
Kyo: I will murder you all
Torhu: Awww, but this is so sweet
Kyo: Torhu, why did you unmute fndhfh
Torhu: Cuz this is cute
Yuki: Okay, NGL, I think I just busted a gut laughing. I'm adding Machi back, this is too funny.
Torhu: Yay!!!
*Yuki added Machi*
Machi: Yuki? 🤨
Yuki: Read the chat history
Machi: K
Machi: This is pretty funny but wtf
Hatori: Mayuko is helping me leave chat. Bye.
Kyo: Wait, tell her to show me!
Hatori: Lol, no.
*Hatori left the group*
Kyo: What the hell
Torhu: Can I add Momoji???
Kyo: Pls no
*Ayame adds Momoji*
Momoji: Hallo, Lieblings!
Kyo: Kill me now